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Title: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 11, 2007, 12:44:18 AM
Here's how the game works.

One member will ask a "Would you rather" question and the next person has to answer it and ask a question of their own.

Here's an example:
_________________________________________________________________________
Member 1:

Would you rather accidentally drop your ice cream on someone, or spill soda all over the floor?
_________________________________________________________________________

Member 2:

I'd rather drop the ice cream.

Would you rather pee your pants in public, or laugh out loud at your grandmother's funeral?
_________________________________________________________________________

Member 3:

I'd rather laugh at the funeral.

Would you rather ________ or ________...?
_________________________________________________________________________

Member 4:

I'd rather ________.


And it keeps going on...

The only rule is that you have to choose one of the choices. You can't say "neither" or "both".

I'll go first to give you guys an idea.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 11, 2007, 12:45:00 AM
Would you rather drink a gallon of milk and then go on a roller coaster, or sit behind someone who drank a gallon of milk on a roller coaster?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Grafikal on December 14, 2007, 07:29:11 AM
drink the milk



would you rather sleep w/ur girlfriends mom or sleep with your x girlfriend's mom. [and now they both have aids and the herpy urplolies]
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Holkeye on December 14, 2007, 07:41:30 AM
Ex.

Would you rather hang upside down from the ceiling of a subway tunnel, so that every car in the train smacks your dick on its way past, or watch your dad beat off?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 14, 2007, 01:43:57 PM
Subway train. I'd rather not have nightmares about my dad...

Would you rather step into a puddle of mud with $300 shoes, or step barefoot into a pile of shit?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Holkeye on December 14, 2007, 06:13:32 PM
Shit. I can wash my feet off.

Would you rather have your balls burned off with fire or acid?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 14, 2007, 06:20:04 PM
Acid. It would make for a more interesting story when I have to explain how I became a eunuch.

Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex, or have your parents walk in on you having sex?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Grafikal on December 14, 2007, 06:50:21 PM
them walk in on me. haha, my dad would walk out and later start askin me how it was lol

would you rather steal your best friends 60inch plasma tv [by urself and lug it home], or break your only 10inch projection tv?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 14, 2007, 08:04:51 PM
Plasma tv, hell yeah!

Would you rather lick a frog all over, or lick the back of a urinal once?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 15, 2007, 10:53:53 AM
Plasma tv, hell yeah!

Would you rather lick a frog all over, or lick the back of a urinal once?

The frog, people don't piss on frogs.

Would you rather be shot once in the leg or stabbed twice.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Grafikal on December 15, 2007, 04:21:38 PM
shot in the leg for sure

rather be forced to drink 5 gallons of water or stranded without water in a desert
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 15, 2007, 04:23:31 PM
Drink the water, provided that there was a bathroom nearby.

Would you rather help your Uncle Jack on a horse, or help your Uncle Jack off a horse?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: firerain on December 15, 2007, 04:53:41 PM
Help Uncle Jack on the horse. (Nice try).

Would you rather be forced to eat your dick, or rip it off and shove it up your ass?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 15, 2007, 09:22:24 PM
Rip it off. get it over with all at once.

Would you rather have a permanent (and obvious) boner, or have a one inch penis?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 24, 2007, 06:28:07 AM
I'd Rather have a boner LOL.

Would You Rather do like www.2girls1cup.com or get 100k $?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 24, 2007, 12:55:28 PM
As I'm reserved for someone already and dead broke, I'll take the money.

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 24, 2007, 01:06:40 PM
As I'm reserved for someone already and dead broke, I'll take the money.

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him?

Fight him, he isn't that tough. :V

Would you rather kill a child, or let the child kill you.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 24, 2007, 01:14:02 PM
I'd kill the child. I'm a survivor.

Would you rather have sex with someone of the same sex, or with 5 animals of the opposite sex?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 24, 2007, 06:07:19 PM
I'd Rather have a boner LOL.

Would You Rather do like www.2girls1cup.com or get 100k $?

i totally messed up my ''would you'' -.-

i'd rather have sex with...5 animals...LOL

Would you rather do like www.2girls1cup.com or go to jail and drop your soap(muahahah)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:39:44 AM
I would rather drop the soap, that one is a lot cleaner. lol.

Would you rather?

be locked in a  hotel room for one week with Hannibal ?

or

Be sued by Michael Jackson for sexual harrasment?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 01:18:51 PM
I'd rather get sued. He knows he can't win against me if I just give the jury my puppy eyes.

Here's a weird one:

Would you rather find a box of condoms in your 7-year-old brother's room, or find a box of condoms in your 100-year-old great-grandfather's room?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 05:37:47 PM
Id rather find one in my 100 year old GG's room, cuz that would give me hope for the future lol.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 05:45:13 PM
Since dominicko didn't ask a question, I'll ask one in his stead.

Would you rather have your life's most important moments scored with an off-tune orchestra, or make annoying pinball machine sounds while making love?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 05:50:05 PM
THE OFF-TUNE ORCHESTRA!


The only reason im replying again is to atone for my mistake haha so...

EDIT


Would you rather kill a man that comitted no crimes, in order to kill your worse enemy? Or would you rather Kill your worst enemy, but in turn would have to kill your closest friend?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 05:57:25 PM
i would rather kill my worst ennemy and kill my closest friend LOL MUAHAHAHAH  :kill:
who knows,my worst ennemy cud also be a big criminal,my best friend cud understand haha or else i could just kill him and bring him to life quickly XD

would you rather be a shemale (yes,a girl with a penis!!) or kill your best friend(no reviving,no fake murdering)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 05:59:28 PM
A Shemale, I could never kill my closest friend lol


Would you rather die from Falling off a helicopter into a pit of spikes, or from an enormusly huge obese person sitting on your face and suffocating you?"
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: muplah on December 30, 2007, 06:02:07 PM
I would rather be a shemale since then i cant be gay  ;D no matter what gender i like im straight.

Would you rather live in a cardbord box or live in a tree.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 06:03:02 PM
in a tree!! since i once spent 5 hours in a tree LOLLLL.(it was huge though)

yould you rather drink to death,or smoke weed to death
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:05:55 PM
Well If I cant choose both, Id choose the weed I guess lol.

Would you rather Eat 10 very rotten bananas  or 1 rotten steak?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 06:08:32 PM
Would you rather die from Falling off a helicopter into a pit of spikes, or from an enormusly huge obese person sitting on your face and suffocating you?"

Somehow your post just got ignored. I'd choose the helicopter death, it has more dignity to it.

Would you rather Eat 10 very rotten bananas  or 1 rotten steak?

Bananas, I guess.



Would you rather have sex with the hottest person of the same sex as you, or with the ugliest person of the opposite sex?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:11:03 PM
Hottest person of the same sex *Blushes*


Would you rather Create a new kind of calender, and be widley known for it? or would you rather have your choice of sex from any person you would like on earth?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Link on December 30, 2007, 06:13:33 PM
Calender, simple  ;D




Would you rather eat your mother out, or you dad suck you off   

<_<
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:16:28 PM
omg sick lol, but seeing my mums dead id have to choose my dad.

Would you rather See all your friends die tragically in front of your eyes? or have your eyes and all your friends eyes cut out, then led into a place where you hear the most annoying sound on earth 24/7
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 06:20:00 PM
Die, friends, die! Er, I mean...*ahem*...

Would you rather be famous for starring in a gay porno, or infamous for being a traitor to your country?

Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:22:17 PM
Id rather star in a gay porno, and RULE! damnit.


Would you rather Invent the next biggest technical gadget? then die before you get any of the cash or fame? orrrr wake in a hotel room, with both your kidneys cut out?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 06:24:40 PM
Definitely invent something I don't get credit for. If I'm dead, what do I care if I have money or fame?

Would you rather [BLEEP] in front of a live audience, or [CENSORED] in front of a live audience?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 06:26:21 PM
BLEEP!!!

would you rather live without internet for the rest of your life, or no tv the rest of your life(you can't watch tv on internet =P)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:27:49 PM
No internet!

Would you rather be homeless? or have parlysis all over your body?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 06:29:16 PM
i would rather be homeless. i can't stand not moving.

would you rather not having sex for the rest of your life, or having sex for the rest of your life with RANDOM people of both sex(can be male,can be female,can be shemale haha)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 06:30:39 PM
No sex. How I'd manage that, I have no idea...

Would you rather be incredibly smart but have no common sense, or be incredibly wise but have a really low IQ?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:31:37 PM
the second one which i am lol


Would you rather watch futurama for 48 hours or get 48 dollars lol
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 06:34:35 PM
$48 bucks. I'm broke.

Would you rather use a sword or a gun?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Link on December 30, 2007, 06:36:08 PM
Sword much cooler =3

Would you rather Put your testicles in boiling fat.

Or watch The sound of music 200 times non stop.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:38:19 PM
the sound of music i like my testes!


Would you rather kill An evil world leader and not get away with it? or kill a random person and get away with it?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 06:41:19 PM
Evil world leader. I'd be the first famous furry!

Would you rather have your nipples and your ears switch places, or have your nose and your genitals switch places?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:44:08 PM
omg disturbing images LOL.


I wouldnt want my nose sniffing shit so id have to chose the nipples one.


Would you rather be a Sewer cleaner? or a landfill seperator lol
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Link on December 30, 2007, 06:49:48 PM
Sewer they get some gooood money


Would you rarther have a kick to the face, that breaks your nose.

Or two kicks in each of your balls/breasts.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:50:52 PM
Id rather have a kick to my face, I get that a lot lol.


Would you rather suffer from Anal Leakage, or suffer from loss of sight and hearing?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 06:53:35 PM
ANAL LECKAGE LOL
lets hope i was asleep....

yould you rather ONLY eat cheese for a full week, or no internet for a week =O
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:56:08 PM
only eat cheese lol, I LOVE CHEESE!

Would you rather be Holyquebec for a day? Or be the coolest person on earth for 10 minutes
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 06:56:37 PM
both. I AM BOTH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 07:00:37 PM
The only rule is that you have to choose one of the choices. You can't say "neither" or "both".

Would you rather piss me off by breaking rules and get beaten up, or piss me off by breaking rules and get -rep?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 07:02:25 PM
Im waiting for him to answer *waits* lol
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 08:53:20 PM
neither and both at the same time LOL
nah jk,but i didn't see theese rules,sorry haha
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 09:02:28 PM
Let's keep going...

Would you rather listen to the Barney theme song for all eternity, or slit your own throat?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 09:05:32 PM
the barney theme song, cuz eventually, It will get past the point of all annoyance. to the point of lament, and insanity, to the point of utter delirium. yea. lol.


Would you rather watch pokemon or digimon?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Link on December 30, 2007, 09:06:23 PM
Digimon


<_<



Would you rather pop a ball or pop a eye.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 09:09:04 PM
AN EYE AN EYE ouch

Would you rather Lose a finger or lose a toe?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Link on December 30, 2007, 09:10:46 PM
A toe >_>


Would you rather lose your long term or short term memory?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 09:12:23 PM
short term.

would you rather cut off ur penis or eat shit for a full week
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 09:14:15 PM
uhh oh gawd both are so bad. i guess eat poo lol.


Would you rather play final fantasy as the only game u can ever play, or zelda?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 09:17:12 PM
final fantasy!!!(sorry lol)

would you rather 100% fthe whole disgaea serie(means lapucelle,phantom brave,disgaea 1,disgaea 2,makai)(means +3000 hours) or having 10 kids later
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 09:19:27 PM
kids lol


Would you rather claim to be a terroist at the White house? or claim to be an American in an Al-Qaeda camp?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 09:20:08 PM
terorist!!

would you rather drink coke or pepsi(easy one)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 09:21:02 PM
pepsi


Would you rather Die on the Titanic, or Die at the WTC on 9/11?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 09:22:29 PM
die at WTC

would you rather having a 360 or a ps3
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 09:23:45 PM
360.

Would you rather live without electricity, or without plumbing?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 09:24:24 PM
plumbing.

would you rather play golf or tennis
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 09:25:09 PM
Tennis i love tennis


Would you rather play bowling, or badminton
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 09:25:55 PM
badminton

would you rather sit on glass or on lil spikes
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 09:26:39 PM
lil spikes, easier to get out of my bum.

Would you rather die mortal kombat style, or by hunger?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 09:27:48 PM
Mortal Kombat style would be cool and quick, so death by MK it is.

Would you rather be all powerful, but only when crossdressing, or have superhuman intelligence, but only when asleep?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 09:28:46 PM
the crossdressing one, cuz id be able to do stuff then lol.


Would you rather Be a character in soul calibur, or Street fighter?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 09:31:28 PM
Soul Calibur.

Would you rather have a fly frozen in every ice cube you put in your cold drinks, or drink all your beverages from an unwashed tuna can?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 09:32:37 PM
an unwashed tuna can, lol.


Would you rather have homer or fry from futurama as a dad?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 10:35:56 PM
homer since mine's a bit like him

would you rather eat beef or chicken =O =O
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 10:41:35 PM
Chicken is healthier.

Would you rather be Gau from FF6 or Red XIII from FF7?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Esmeralda on December 30, 2007, 11:00:43 PM
Red, lol ;-;

Would you rather die by drowning or falling
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 11:58:05 PM
falling.

would you rather lose to a game by a total noob or beeing slapped by ur mom =O
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 31, 2007, 12:01:50 AM
slapped by my mom, that would be amazing seeing shes dead.


Would you rather lose a 1 million dollar bet, or be hunted by the mafia?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: muplah on December 31, 2007, 12:03:00 AM
lose 1 million dollar bet, hey at least I wont get killed

Would you rather be eaten by a cow or a cammel
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 31, 2007, 12:04:12 AM
Id rather be eaten by a camel, more exotic lol.

Would you rather be known for destroying the white house? or the Pentagon?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 31, 2007, 12:05:47 AM
WHITE HOUSE MUAHAHHAA ill be more famous

would you rather die in a roller coster or from the cold
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 31, 2007, 12:06:46 AM
A roller coaster, HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO omg that would be awesome.


Would you rather eat chunky vomit, or chunky diahreah
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 31, 2007, 12:12:38 AM
ill say vomit,guess its some half food LOL..dang..

would you rather stfu or..nah kidding bro i luv u xD

would you rather +rep me or -rep me muahahah loloLO1o1l1o1!!!
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 31, 2007, 12:13:58 AM
+rep if your nice to me.


Would you rather Beat an old man to death, or Live by yourself for eternity
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: muplah on December 31, 2007, 12:20:56 AM
beat an old man to death...what hes walker takes up so much room!

would you rather break all bones in your body or tear all your muscles (not any needed to live)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 31, 2007, 12:23:56 AM
bones I guess, thats a hard one


Would you rather Bungie jump and your cord snaps, or Hanglide, and have the wings become disabled?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Dertt on December 31, 2007, 01:00:41 AM
Bungie cord snaps, since I've only done that off bridges, and because hangliding normally takes place over ravines.


Would you rather be trampled by a moose or drive your car into a telephone pole at 160 km/h?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on December 31, 2007, 02:41:05 AM
The car one! lol cuz if that were actually happening, id prolly be drunk.


Would you rather have same sex marriage, or same sex sex? (If you were the one getting married or having sex. and no divorcing.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 31, 2007, 03:56:35 AM
sex mariage. idc i'll just ride to another country LOL!!

would you rather hold your pee/crap for a whole day(you have to HOLD IT), or smoke 6 packs of cigaretts 2day.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Dertt on December 31, 2007, 04:28:45 AM
Smoke six packs of cigarettes. Sure I'd be coughing and maybe vomiting, but having to hold your piss is so damn uncomfortable.

Would you rather be stood up at the alter at your wedding, or get married and divorce within months?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 31, 2007, 05:13:03 AM
get married and divorce within months. it's sad,but not bad(i guess)

would you rather post(by the rules) here for years and years(this topic) or never coming back on rmrk
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 31, 2007, 08:32:23 AM
I've been here a year, and I don't fallow the rules. So... fallow the rules and leave?

Would you rather eat a dead puppy, or a live puppy?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 31, 2007, 09:59:27 AM
I've been here a year, and I don't fallow the rules. So... fallow the rules and leave?

Would you rather eat a dead puppy, or a live puppy?

the message in this would be keep posting here for years and years..this one topic is hard on ideas haha.. but oh well.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on January 01, 2008, 05:59:08 PM
Dead puppy.

Would you rather get caught having sex with your best friend's parent, or catch your best friend having sex with one of your parents?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on January 01, 2008, 06:03:42 PM
lol either way would be cool, but if I had to choose, id choose my best friend with my parent.

Would you rather get your toung stuck to a pole outside for 2 days, or tounge glued to someones armpit for one day
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on January 01, 2008, 06:07:06 PM
I'll take the pole, especially if it's a stripper's pole.

Here's one especially for people who have a twin like me: would you rather have a twin brother who is more financially successful than you, or have a twin brother who is more romantically successful than you?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on January 01, 2008, 09:23:31 PM
i'll have a twin brother that is more romantically successful than me. I already have a gf anyway so i'm fine =P

would you rather wear a swimsuit outside in the cold, or wear a big 5 pound feather jacket in a very hot day?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ofdensen on January 01, 2008, 11:49:55 PM
the cold cuz i love it.


Would you rather have a universal system of currency, or a unified world government.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on January 02, 2008, 12:02:40 AM
universal system of currency.
goverments are hopeless LOL.

would you rather having only jeans or cotton pants(weird would you rather,i know)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on January 02, 2008, 05:10:21 AM
Cotton pants, I don't own any jeans.

Would you rather play an Atari 2600, or Atari 5200.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: BlackPaint on January 02, 2008, 09:21:29 AM
Atari 2600! In fact, I have one!

Would you rather eat pancakes or waffles for the rest of your life? (<- Strange. I know.)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on January 02, 2008, 09:37:22 AM
pancakes are better!!!(with maple syrup YUM)

would you rather watch the simpsons or familly guy(if both were on at the same time)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on January 02, 2008, 01:32:28 PM
I like Family Guy better.

Would you rather be Jack Sparrow (who gets the rum), or Will Turner (who gets the girl)?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Rune on January 03, 2008, 02:22:13 PM
Will Turner ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

Would you rather be thrown out the front windscreen of a moving car, or plummet to your death from a cliff
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on January 03, 2008, 02:24:42 PM
Windshield. There's always a chance you might survive that.

Would you rather go on a date with Cloud Strife, or with Squall Leonhart?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Rune on January 03, 2008, 02:28:19 PM
Squall, he's cool

Would you rather get impaled through the wrists, or a rusty nail through the achilles tendon
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on January 04, 2008, 02:22:51 AM
impaled through the wrists.

would you rather have 10 cats or 10 dogs in your appartment?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: firerain on January 04, 2008, 03:50:37 AM
10 cats.

Would you rather have the back of your heels cut very deep, or your eyes and nose ripped out?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on January 04, 2008, 04:07:16 AM
Cut very deeply. I can't see myself without eyes(in both ways LOL)

would you rather lose a arm or a leg?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: firerain on January 04, 2008, 04:57:23 AM
Arm.

Would you rather write a 6000000 word essay or make out with your teacher?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on January 04, 2008, 05:52:11 AM
make out with my teacher. I once had a very nice 26 yo good looking teacher.

would you mind making out your grandma or your mom(LOL)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on January 04, 2008, 04:46:10 PM
No, I wouldn't mind making out with your mom.

Would you rather be banned every other post, or considered a noob forever?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: HolyQuebec on January 04, 2008, 09:18:27 PM
you have to select your mom(zylos' mom) or your(zylos' grandma)

failed.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on January 04, 2008, 09:58:32 PM
I was making fun of the fact you said "would you mind" instead of "would you rather". My real answer would be my mom.

Once again: Would you rather be banned every other post, or considered a noob forever?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Forty on January 05, 2008, 02:39:46 AM
LOL B&

would you rather drown and not get saved or get shot in the belly where no one can get to you?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: tSwitch on January 05, 2008, 02:41:28 AM
shot
drowning is a slow and painful way to die
moreso than bleeding to death

would you rather
become the opposite sexual preference
become the opposite gender
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on January 05, 2008, 12:54:28 PM
Opposite sexual preference. My girlfriend would still love me even if I was gay.

Would you rather see Irock singing "The Internet is for Porn" to Halo, or see Halo singing "If you were Gay" to Irock?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: tSwitch on January 05, 2008, 02:32:47 PM
Opposite sexual preference. My girlfriend would still love me even if I was gay.

but even so, you'd be looking for a guy, not her

Would you rather see Irock singing "The Internet is for Porn" to Halo, or see Halo singing "If you were Gay" to Irock?

Halo singing to Irock, just cuz outside this game, I can't see that ever happening
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on January 05, 2008, 04:30:15 PM
Would you rather see Irock singing "The Internet is for Porn" to Halo, or see Halo singing "If you were Gay" to Irock?

Halo singing to Irock, just cuz outside this game, I can't see that ever happening

Neither can I see half of the things in this game ever actually happen, but it doesn't mean we can't laugh at the thought of them happening.

Anyway, would you rather be Aragon or Legolas from Lord of the Rings?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Rune on January 27, 2008, 09:25:35 PM
Legolas, long hair :)

Would you rather be eaten alive by zombies, or obliterated in a nuclear explosion?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: droginator on January 27, 2008, 10:50:35 PM
Nuclear explosion, because it seems less painful then having your flesh ripped off.

Would you rather have to sit in a room, having to listen to Naruto say "Believe it!" for 12 hours, or cut off your ears?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on January 28, 2008, 01:18:49 AM
12 hours of pain vs lifetime of not being able to hear? My choice is very clear: "Believe it!"

Would you rather be gay and marry a girl, or be straight and marry a guy?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Wingard Companion Cube on January 28, 2008, 06:53:48 PM
Ohay.
This totally works for me.

I'll go with the girl.

Would you rather me RAEPD by a male,
Or molested by your mother?

Kekeke.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on January 29, 2008, 04:26:13 AM
Uff. I only choose option B because A is rape.

Would ya rather eat a poison sea urchin alive or kick a brick wall repeatedly, barefoot, until you couldn't feel anything below the knee?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ghareeb on January 29, 2008, 08:35:48 AM
Hitting the wall repeatedly, barefoot.

Would you rather get laid with a shemale or get laid with a male? XD
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on January 29, 2008, 04:57:41 PM
Shemale, I guess.

Would you rather have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Rune on January 29, 2008, 05:08:36 PM
Urine saliva. I somehow doubt it'll be less painful than 15 nails in your tongue.

Would you rather be stripped naked and thrown into a lion pit, or stripped naked and thrown into a pit full of men/women (depending on sexual preference)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on January 29, 2008, 05:13:15 PM
Pit of people, definitely. I'd survive that.

Would you rather have needles for leg hair, or have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the"?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Wingard Companion Cube on January 30, 2008, 06:18:19 PM
NEEDLES!

I could kick someone in a barfight and kill them with bleeding.

^___^

Would you rather be hounded for being a furry, or become an hero?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on February 01, 2008, 01:50:56 PM
I'd rather be a furry hero than a furry who gets hounded. (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FZylos_Wink2.gif&hash=2a90add1f55334281a1ba07adaca97cf60ab582e)

Would you rather be gossipped about or never talked about at all?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 03, 2008, 01:35:45 AM
Never talked about at all.

Would you rather kill Hitler with karate moves or ninjitsu? (this is totally random xD)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: ReaperEX on February 03, 2008, 01:26:10 PM
Ninjitsu, because karate is too karate type.

Would you rather drink milk that was spoiled for 5 years or drink urine?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on February 03, 2008, 01:27:39 PM
Milk.

Would you rather be able to bring about a lasting world peace, or eliminate all hunger and disease?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 03, 2008, 02:25:05 PM
World Peace

Would you rather flood the world or blow up the moon? =D
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: ReaperEX on February 03, 2008, 04:40:48 PM
Blow up the moon!

Would you rather be an idiot or a jackass?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: The Shadow on February 03, 2008, 09:42:48 PM
Jackass

Would you rather buy a Nokia or a Samsung?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 03, 2008, 10:00:38 PM
N-O-K-I-A, whats that spell! PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! YAAY

Would you rather make out with your girlfriend or sleep with her? (XD)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: The Shadow on February 03, 2008, 10:02:14 PM
Sleep with her.

Would you rather drink a bloody Marry made by Cow Blood, or drink a SpiderCider?(Yeah, I just watched Fear FactoryXD)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on February 04, 2008, 01:42:50 PM
Spidercider sounds...interesting.

Would you rather have eyes that always smile, or or a voice that makes people calm?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: The Shadow on February 04, 2008, 01:58:39 PM
A voice that makes people calm

Would you rather be a boy or a girl?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 04, 2008, 03:19:08 PM
Boy

Would you rather drink rootbeer or pepsi? (btw i'm drinking Rootbeer right now  :tpg:)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on February 05, 2008, 08:45:19 PM
Pepsi.

Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life, or always be wrong?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 06, 2008, 11:10:05 PM
Hit every red light.

Would you rather get a million dollars, or a million dollars covered in qwacamolie?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: The Shadow on February 06, 2008, 11:13:14 PM
A million dollar.

Would you rather fish in a lake, or fish from a boat on the sea?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Wingard Companion Cube on February 06, 2008, 11:54:06 PM
Lake.

Would you rather be happy for the rest of your life, but be constantly plagued by disease, or be immortal by constantly sad?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on February 07, 2008, 12:00:53 AM
Diseased but happy.

Would you rather [BLEEP] or [CENSORED]?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Wingard Companion Cube on February 07, 2008, 12:04:29 AM
[BLEEP]

Would you rather be hated by all but be immortal, or be <3'd by all, but die tomorrow?

OHOHO
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ruzu on February 07, 2008, 12:06:47 AM
<3 by all and die tomorrow



Would you rather be in Anime with alot of fighting and maybe your death or would you rather be in a old old old old westren movie?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Wingard Companion Cube on February 07, 2008, 12:09:53 AM
Anime.

MY NAME IS ICHIGO KUROSAKI :V

Would you rather lol4lyf or dedlol
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on February 07, 2008, 03:06:37 PM
lol4lyf

Would you rather SUCK MY DICK or have to chug a wingard turd?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on February 10, 2008, 08:51:25 PM
This must be the first time I actually had to flip a coin. *flips coin* Arrow, it's your lucky day.

Would you rather carry an injured person to a hospital, or steal all of his money and leave him there?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ruzu on February 10, 2008, 10:22:26 PM
I'd carry the injured person to the hospital, you might get a reward besides saving his life.



Would rather watch a scary movie your scared of with your girlfriend or watch a really really crappy romance movie your equally scared of :3?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on February 11, 2008, 03:22:06 PM
Scary movie. That way she is just as scared as I am and will hold me tight for protection.

Would you rather shake hands with the President of the United States, or with the President of the Nintendo Company?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ruzu on February 12, 2008, 01:26:18 AM
President of the Nintendo Company hands down.


Would rather get a driver license or get a new car?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 12, 2008, 03:36:21 AM
New car  :D :D :D

Would you rather go gothic or dutch?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on February 12, 2008, 04:46:45 AM
Dutch.

Sadist or masochist?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 12, 2008, 05:00:20 AM
sadist...?

Would you rather eat pancakes or waffles?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on February 15, 2008, 11:21:55 PM
Pancakes.

Would you rather live in Antarctica or in Death Valley?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Rune on February 16, 2008, 09:58:51 AM
Death Valley. Sounds like a nice holiday destination.

Would you rather have a crappy and embarrassing theme tune follow you around for the rest of your life, or spend the rest of your life with an obvious erection.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 17, 2008, 03:01:36 AM
Tune I guess xD

Would you rather live with a cramp or no legs or arms?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on February 21, 2008, 05:55:47 PM
Cramp.

Would you rather have a beautiful house and an ugly car, or an ugly house and a beautiful car?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Rune on February 21, 2008, 06:29:00 PM
Beautiful house, I don't like driving anyway :P

Would you rather suck a chimpanzee's left nipple on worldwide television, or have a litre of lemon juice squirted into your eyes?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on February 21, 2008, 08:31:37 PM
I would suck the Chimpansee's nipple, then move on. ^_~

Would you rather, eat a rock, or a moose.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on February 22, 2008, 01:11:37 PM
Mmmm...chocolate moose...

Would you rather be a boy and have a vagina, or be a girl and have a penis?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Nightwolf on February 22, 2008, 01:17:43 PM
Girl with penis, cuz i wouldn't be the first.


Would you rather have sex with  :bean: or  :mex:
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on March 03, 2008, 06:56:31 PM
 :bean:. I can't stand spicy food.

Would you rather walk in on your girlfriend cheating on you with another guy, or have your girlfriend walk in on you cheating with another woman?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ruzu on March 04, 2008, 03:26:35 AM
god damn it thats hard :(

I'd rather walk in on her cheating on me with another guy for i can kick the guy's ass and tell her it's fucking over i'm taking everything that belong to me and some other shit.


Would rather go to school in your underwear thinking it was a dream and get raped or go to jail without your underwear and get raped.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Rune on March 04, 2008, 09:07:09 PM
School in underwear. At least i'd be able to move on, jail takes a huge bite out of your future life.

Would you rather walk in on your dad raping a dead woman, or walk in on your mom raping a dead man?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on March 05, 2008, 02:58:51 AM
I'd rather walk in on my Dad. Give me another reason to never want to see him.

Would you rather play American soccer or European football?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Ruzu on March 05, 2008, 10:28:22 PM
European Football i guess.


Would rather turn into a talking car or turn into a bee?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on March 06, 2008, 01:52:39 AM
Talking car sounds cool!

Would you rather improvise a ten minute presentation in front of a classroom of people, or do a prepared hour-long presentation in front of a auditorium full of people?

Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on July 26, 2008, 12:06:44 PM
The first option. Preparation in front of a large audience was never my forte. Floundering in front of twenty-five people is better than floundering in front of a few hundred.

Would you rather the internet or the telephone (in all forms) ceased to exist?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Shiriko1989 on July 26, 2008, 12:56:44 PM
Internet

Because wanted enter the Guinness World Record, would you rather jump from Himalaya mountain or swim cross the pacific ocean?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Forty on July 28, 2008, 02:04:52 AM
If I really wanted to, I would swim the pacific ocean.


Sean Connery while you were a woman or a fat chick.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on July 31, 2008, 06:16:01 PM
Sean Connery.

While in Antarctica, would you rather run bare foot in the snow for 45 minutes, or run naked in the snow for 5 minutes?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Link on July 31, 2008, 06:22:35 PM
neked for 5 


Would you rather take on, 20 crimson heads or 40 normal zombies
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on August 02, 2008, 05:52:45 PM
40 normal.

Would you rather eat nothing but diet food for the rest of your life, or eat nothing but overly greasy junk food?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: shadowdude on August 02, 2008, 09:05:37 PM
Diet food. Quite alot of it is nice
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: lemonpie on October 02, 2010, 12:09:47 PM
hmmm...tough choice. I'll think about it.

Would you rather kill your best friend or be killed by your best friend?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on October 24, 2010, 06:49:14 PM
kill my best friend(I want to live long and happy  ;8 )

would you rather give pee in a bottle to someone and tell it's lemonade or get tricked by lemonade that actualy is pee in a bottle?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: lemonpie on October 29, 2010, 09:54:31 PM
depends who's pee, which person

would you rather die of cold or heat?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: IAMFORTE on October 29, 2010, 09:58:40 PM
Heat, itt'l put me out faster

would you rather break someones heart or have your heart broken?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: lemonpie on October 29, 2010, 10:03:01 PM
Well, I suppose I would rather die than kill someone, unless the destroying of my heart is a painful process.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on October 30, 2010, 03:40:34 PM
I'd rather have my heart broken. That kind of pain I'd only wish on my worst enemy, and I can deal with it. It's happened before...

Would you rather have a grizzly gnaw on your leg or a pirhana gnaw on your genitals?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: IAMFORTE on October 30, 2010, 04:32:08 PM
uhh grizzly?

woudl you rather be a rock star or a movie star
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on November 01, 2010, 02:14:10 PM
Movies definitely. I'm not that much into drugs. :V

Would you rather pee on a high voltage fence, or fart near an open flame?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on November 01, 2010, 04:08:20 PM
Fart on the fire, definitely!

Would you rather be the skinny guy or the fat guy in a fight?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: IAMFORTE on November 02, 2010, 02:48:40 AM
Skinny guy, were faster

would you rather have your nails done by your five year old sister, or go car shopping with your ex wife?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on November 03, 2010, 02:59:28 PM
Um, I'll take the manicure.

Snort wasabi or paper cuts on the bottoms of your feet?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on November 04, 2010, 11:26:54 AM
paper cuts the bottoms of my feet
would you rather die with honor while everyone hates you or woul'd you die without honor and every one likes you?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on November 04, 2010, 08:30:21 PM
Honor, no matter how desperate the battle, never forsake it.

Would you rather be a liar or a thief?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: modern algebra on November 04, 2010, 08:52:34 PM
Both. I'm going to be a lawyer.

Liar actually.

Would you rather have a severe mental disability or a severe physical disability?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on November 05, 2010, 12:08:01 PM
physical disability

woul'd you rather want the power to reed dogs thoughts or X-ray vision?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on November 28, 2010, 11:08:40 AM
I would say that x-ray vision has many much more practical applications...

Would you rather jump into a ten foot pool of almost frozen water, or into a ten foot pool of (non-hazardous) sludge?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on November 29, 2010, 11:25:54 PM
Tough one. I'll go with cold water.

Rather drown or die of thirst?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Gracie on December 01, 2010, 03:40:20 PM
Drown.

Would you rather be trapped on a desert island or in a box full of scorpions?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: kaboth on December 01, 2010, 04:25:23 PM
Ill say desert island because you might get lucky and a helicopter might fly over and get you


would you rather go into a haunted house or call a priest first?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on December 01, 2010, 07:43:27 PM
Don't really see how a priest would help- and I am religious.

Sex in public or eat a bowl full of pinecones?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Irock on December 02, 2010, 02:44:52 AM
Sex in public.

Lose your hearing or lose your vision?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on December 02, 2010, 04:57:15 AM
Hearing, although that just might kill me to never hear my kids' voices.

Get an incurable debilatating disease, or an incurable disfiguring disease?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Jonesy on December 02, 2010, 09:13:41 AM
Disfiguring for sure.

RSI or tinnitus?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on May 29, 2011, 05:25:32 PM
I'd go for RSI...

Would you rather let this topic die or bring it alive?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: strike on May 29, 2011, 11:41:45 PM
let it die

:rtroll:
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on May 30, 2011, 03:41:26 AM
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Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on May 30, 2011, 03:41:45 AM
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Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on May 30, 2011, 03:42:07 AM
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Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on May 30, 2011, 03:42:28 AM
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Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on May 30, 2011, 03:42:51 AM
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Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on May 30, 2011, 03:43:03 AM
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Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on May 30, 2011, 03:43:18 AM
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Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on May 30, 2011, 03:43:33 AM
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Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on May 30, 2011, 03:43:44 AM
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Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on May 30, 2011, 03:44:00 AM
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Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on May 30, 2011, 03:44:16 AM
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Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: strike on May 30, 2011, 04:04:06 AM
shit, whoops.

:inserts coin:

:selects new game:

Would You Rather...
Wear a Poop Suit
OR
Use Poop Chapstick
:|
(hat tip to http://wouldyouratherqs.com/index.php :V and no, I don't know what a poop suit is, but it makes my inner 8 year old giggle like someone just said "penis")
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on May 30, 2011, 09:38:53 PM
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Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: strike on June 01, 2011, 05:15:44 AM
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:trips the coin sensor about a 100 times:
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on June 01, 2011, 05:32:28 AM
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Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: strike on June 01, 2011, 02:14:25 PM
bullshit. it wouldn't know the difference.

would you rather continue fucking around or get on with the game?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on June 01, 2011, 06:08:49 PM
Guess. (https://rmrk.net/Smileys/default/rtroll.png)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: pacdiggity on June 01, 2011, 08:28:57 PM
FUCKING AROUND.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Gracie on June 01, 2011, 08:37:40 PM
WOULD YOU RATHER FUCK AROUND WITH *male username here* or *ugly female username here* or *fucking retarded username here* or *sexy fine female username here*.


Supply your own names for hours of fun!

Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: pacdiggity on June 01, 2011, 08:55:50 PM
FUCK AROUND WITH GRACIE.
You may decide which one of those types that is.

Would you rather spend time irl with Bio or jump of 17 cliffs in succession, with a family of cacti waiting at the bottom right where you'll land?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Gracie on June 01, 2011, 08:59:25 PM
Oh god. Spend time irl with Bio so I could gouge his eyes out with a spoon and force feed them to him.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on June 01, 2011, 10:23:42 PM
I bet bio is a cute sissy boy in real live, and the proud owner of a twelve inch dildo. :V

would you rather fall of a skateboard moving really quickly and eat some serious pavement, or run into a metal pole, and hit right across your forehead?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: MagitekElite on June 02, 2011, 03:50:22 AM
I would rather run into a metal poke and hit my forehead. I've done both those things, and prefer the second.

Would you rather be stuck in a time-loop of one day (a terrible day to you) or would you rather wish it on another person you loved/cared for?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on June 02, 2011, 03:54:53 AM
I'd take on that responsibility myself. It's no better if you cast it on someone else...you have to live with the guilt of that for the rest of your life. Also, you're most assuredly going to hell if you do that.

Would you rather have to spend a day upside down, or spend a day underwater?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: MagitekElite on June 02, 2011, 04:02:02 AM
Upside down, for me. I can't swim, I'm deathly afraid of water (that would change if I could swim) xD

Say you were facing a life and death situation. You could save yourself and leave 200 hundreds to die, mostly children. Would you rather run and save yourself or would you rather stay behind and help the people?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on June 02, 2011, 04:12:00 AM
Stay behind. Again, never take the selfish option. Now, given: I would -rather- stay. I have know way of knowing if I'm strong enough to make the right choice under that mental strain. There's no way for anyone to know that.

Would you rather snort raw sour powder from the bottom of a bag of sour skittles, or pencil shavings?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: MagitekElite on June 02, 2011, 04:53:07 AM
Pencil shavings. The raw sour powder could damage, burn and ruin your nose like cocaine. Pencil shavings will hurt, but won't badly hurt and damage you like the other.

Would you rather be able to live with basic knowledge gained or live 5 years of all knowledge in the world? (you are granted ultimate knowledge, but after 5 years you die)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Pokey on June 02, 2011, 05:16:00 AM
Second one. I'd find a way to make myself immortal(i know everything, remember)
Would you rather eat a gigantic cockroach or be eaten by one?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: pacdiggity on June 02, 2011, 07:35:21 AM
I bet gigantic cockroaches are good for you for some reason, so I'll eat it. I'd prefer life over death because if I die there's a slight chance I won't get life again.
Would you rather kill RMRK or Roph?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Gracie on June 02, 2011, 12:45:46 PM
I'd stab rmrk to death, then open the Rpgmaker Resource Kitten website, because their is only one roph :3
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on June 21, 2011, 02:17:00 PM
What did you ask Captein?There isn't any question :S
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Gracie on June 21, 2011, 02:22:47 PM
Rim a dead horse or commit necrophilia on a family member.

I'm mean.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: modern algebra on June 21, 2011, 05:49:44 PM
Both are disgusting, but relative to incestuous necrophilia, rimming a dead horse is clearly the better option.

Would you rather cuddle a koala bear or a penguin?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: pacdiggity on June 21, 2011, 08:30:26 PM
Penguin, koalas are fucking dangerous.
Would you rather use Opera or Safari?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Gracie on June 22, 2011, 11:18:52 AM
I'd use Opera to donwload chrome like any sensible person.

Would you rather run up and down your street for 30 minutes naked or stand in a bus full of nuns naked for 10 minutes. Catholic nuns.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on June 22, 2011, 01:58:55 PM
I go for the street, lucky for me there don't live many poeple in my street.yay!

would you rather make a big game wich poeple don't like or a small one wich poeple like?
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Post by: pacdiggity on June 22, 2011, 08:23:14 PM
Small one which people like, so I can get support if I want to make a big game and people will like that.
Would you rather not give all praise to the Captein or take out the middle man and commit suicide?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on June 28, 2011, 02:03:57 PM
Hm. I like the Captein, so I'll go kill myself. Less work for her.

Would you rather have a $5.00/gallon gasoline prices or starve to death?

Oh wait, you can do both...
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Acolyte on June 28, 2011, 10:31:43 PM
I'd take my chances with the $5.00. I don't drive a whole lot in the summer anyway.

Would you rather have a cake that looks awful but tastes great, or looks incredible but tastes like sawdust.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: strike on June 29, 2011, 12:34:43 AM
one that is a total cakewreck but tastes good :D

would you rather have a teleporter or an airship.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on June 29, 2011, 05:09:11 AM
Airship. There is questions about whether you'd really be the exact same after being "teleported", or if you're just being rebuilt from new materials and therefore are not really the same person.

Would you rather date someone of the opposite gender of your true preference, or go throughout life without ever dating?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: MagitekElite on July 02, 2011, 03:55:41 AM
If I was attracted to someone of the same gender I'd pick that option, but I'm not and I wouldn't want to force myself either...

Would you rather watch one episode of any show you like everyday or would you rather listen to a song you like, every single day (the only song/tv show that played)?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on July 27, 2011, 05:08:15 PM
Probably song. It sounds like something more tolerable, no pun intended.

Would rather A or Z?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on September 20, 2011, 06:20:13 PM
A I guess...

Would you rather lose an expensive object or someone you like the most?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on September 21, 2011, 12:22:00 AM
Expensive object. I don't have many anyways.

Would you rather date me or date Irock?  :|
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Gracie on September 22, 2011, 02:39:26 PM
You.

Would you rather have limitless pizza, any flavour you like, any size, any time of day and any place you are, OR have sex for 2 hours with the female of your choice, and she'll do anything and everything.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Mushu on September 22, 2011, 02:49:21 PM
Pizza, because 2 hours isn't enough time and if you can't have her again then you'll contemplate about her with every girl you're with afterwords.

Would you rather get a free trip to the Caribbean alone or go on a crazy road trip with all your friends?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on September 22, 2011, 06:33:38 PM
Road trip, if I could scrunge up the number of friends for it.  ;9

Would you rather be stuck in a prison cell with Biohazard or with Fred Phelps?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: pacdiggity on September 23, 2011, 06:44:22 AM
Biohazard. The conversations would be more entertaining. For a while.

Would you rather meet me or Scalinger in person?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Gracie on September 23, 2011, 12:08:14 PM
Pacman.
Cuz you're already my bitch.

Would you rather have no hands or no feet.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on September 23, 2011, 01:45:15 PM
No hands, so I could then surgically attach another pair of feet instead and run around on four legs an- hm, then again, it would make certain private activities a bit more difficult to perform without hands. Like twister.


Would you rather get kicked in the groin or punched hard in the stomach?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on September 23, 2011, 04:07:42 PM
Punched hard in the stomach.

Would you rather die while suffering or not?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Mushu on September 23, 2011, 04:18:55 PM
Well, if I want to die, I at least want it to be interesting, unlike when someone dies from an allergic bee sting, so a ridiculous agonizing death would be my choice.

Would you rather have to swallow a small cactus or walk across an old shaky bridge?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Gracie on September 23, 2011, 04:49:48 PM
I WOULD RUN ACROSS THAT BRIDGE LIKE A BAUS.

Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Acolyte on September 23, 2011, 05:16:01 PM
Final Fantasy
Would you rather never have to sleep, or never have to eat?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Irock on September 23, 2011, 05:43:42 PM
Never have to sleep. I enjoy food so much.

Would you rather live on an untouched, distant Earth-like planet with no other humans but with plants and animals or live in a 7ft x 7ft underground room with an unlimited supply of instant ramen, a toilet and a sink with a person of your choosing? This is for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on September 23, 2011, 06:13:50 PM
If there's marijuana, then I would choose the other planet. If there isn't any, then I choose the room. Fuck the police.

Would you rather fuck the police, and get fucked by the police?

Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on October 01, 2011, 03:27:36 PM
Fuck the police.

Would you rather get shot through the head or through the heart?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: pacdiggity on October 02, 2011, 01:14:01 AM
Through the head; I'd die quicker.

Would you either eat a crocodile or an alligator?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on October 02, 2011, 09:09:22 AM
A crocodile.

Would you rather rob a bank or kill you're rich family?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 06, 2011, 08:06:09 PM
I don't know how to "kill you are rich family" so I'll go with that one.

Would you rather eat a chocolate or vanilla cupcake?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Irock on October 06, 2011, 08:12:35 PM
Chocolate all the way *******

Would you rather have a 500 degree fahrenheit metal rod shoved up your ass or have someone smash your hand with a sledgehammer?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: strike on October 08, 2011, 04:17:58 AM
bones heal easier than burns also probably hurt less.

would you rather get down to business (to defeat the huns) or whistle while you work?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: pacdiggity on October 08, 2011, 04:43:02 AM
Well, time is racing forward (till the Huns arrive), so I should get down to business.

Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson, but they both have a yeast infection.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Gracie on October 13, 2011, 03:53:51 AM
Did they send you daughters, when you asked for sons?

Ahem. Death.

Never use the internet again or lose your ability to talk?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Dwarra? on October 13, 2011, 07:01:46 PM
Uh that's a pretty easy choice there, cap. I'll go with being able to talk.

Would you rather bang Arlen all you want for 24 hours, or spend a week long vacation with Anski.

Spoiler for:
You can't bang Anski
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Gracie on October 13, 2011, 07:05:59 PM
FIRST OPTIONA DASJDLADM

Ahem. I mean, whatever.

Cake or death?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: pacdiggity on October 14, 2011, 07:13:17 AM
Cake.

Do you still have cake or are you all out?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Gracie on October 15, 2011, 10:23:22 PM
We're all out I'm afraid. Seems like everyone chooses cake :o

Would you rather be a fat nerd or a weaboo?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on November 24, 2011, 03:00:44 AM
Eh, I could go with either one and be alright. I'm already pretty weird as is. *flips a coin*

Would you rather have small individual Cornish hens for Thanksgiving, or a single large roast ham?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: D&P3 on February 02, 2012, 01:30:53 AM
Roast Ham... Ohh the deliciousness of it is simply calling out to me.  ;)

Would you rather work on a console game of your choice (Prequel/Sequel to an existing game. Cannot be your own game).

Or

Continue working on your own game with RPG maker.

Spoiler for:
You cannot choose both.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Zylos on February 02, 2012, 04:28:18 AM
Console game, I'd likely make money off of it rather than making a free game for a hobby.

Would you rather, uh, see what's behind door number one or door number two?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: yuyu! on February 02, 2012, 04:37:49 AM
Number two. I like even numbers.

Would you rather be able to turn invisible or be able to control time?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Acolyte on February 02, 2012, 09:07:50 AM
Control time. It'd be much more useful.

Would you rather live a long and unfulfilled life, or a short but very satisfying life?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: D&P3 on February 02, 2012, 02:23:07 PM
Short but satisfying. I never wanted to be an old fuck anyway.

Would you rather die from as a warrior or as a mage?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on February 02, 2012, 08:02:38 PM
I don't understand the question.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: D&P3 on February 02, 2012, 08:08:38 PM
Apologies, I screwed up.

Would you rather DIE from a warrior, or DIE from a mage?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on February 02, 2012, 08:15:24 PM
Warrior. Stab, bleed, dead. Mages can fuck with you in so many different ways.

Would you rather die as a warrior (and by that I mean in the line of duty or doing something heroic), or warm in your bed? (DP3 can't answer, we already know his opinion.)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: pacdiggity on February 03, 2012, 06:19:52 AM
As a warrior. A hero of war. Yeah, that's what I'll be.

Friday or My Jeans?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: D&P3 on February 03, 2012, 12:37:39 PM
Friday... It's slightly more bearable.

Fire Emblem or Disgaea?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on February 03, 2012, 08:12:53 PM
Disgaea, by a mile.

Be they guy in charge or the guy who knows what's going on?
(Assuming they are mutually exclusive)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: yuyu! on February 03, 2012, 10:55:06 PM
Fire Emblem or Disgaea?

I can't answer that because I'm not the post after, but for the record Fire Emblem is my favorite game in the whole goddam universe. Thank you. ;8

I'd rather be the "guy" that knows what's going on. :)

Assuming you disliked your ex, who was a really crazy guy/girl and called you a terribly bad name. Would you rather (in honor of DrSword) defecate on his/her porch or punch them in the face?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: D&P3 on February 03, 2012, 11:17:55 PM
No matter how much I've wanted to, I've never been physically able to hit a girl (Goddamn morals) so I guess I would have to defecate the porch.

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Fire Emblem is my favorite game in the whole goddam universe. Thank you. ;8

Then I guess you know what I was talking about when I said your avatar looked like someone who was sleeping and waiting for humans (in another thread of course).

Err... Anyway.


Would you rather have the ability to Lucid Dream all the time or Master the ability of REM sleep?
(Meaning - you only need to sleep for two hours a day)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on February 03, 2012, 11:36:00 PM
Well, I meditate a lot, and it's very close to lucid dreaming so I'd have to pick the REM thing.

Sorry about using "guy", i meant anyone, male or female.

OKAY... Given the choice, change your race or your gender?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: D&P3 on February 03, 2012, 11:44:25 PM
Change my race, I'm sick of being an Argonian, I'd rather be a Dark Elf.

Jks. If I had to pick, I'd change my gender, nothing would really change if I changed my race. But Gender, so many new things to do...
Like shopping for 3 hours straight and actually enjoying it (I've never been able to do that before).

As a mage, which elemental affinity would you rather have?
(Earth, Fire, Water, Wind, Electricity, Ice, Light, Dark)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Acolyte on February 04, 2012, 12:06:10 AM
Uh, I think it's supposed to be a binary choice, but I'll go with it. Water.

(also, gender doesn't really have anything to do with that. I hate shopping :P)

Would you rather go to jail or go to an asylum?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: D&P3 on February 04, 2012, 12:20:57 AM
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(also, gender doesn't really have anything to do with that. I hate shopping :P)
Fine, I can do a duck face and have all the boys tell me how gorgeous I am.  :V
Can't do that as a guy.  :D

I'd pick asylum... Simply because my ass wouldn't grow bigger in an asylum AND because I'm flexible enough to get out of a Strait Jacket (I won't be in there for long).

Control Space or Control Time?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: yuyu! on February 04, 2012, 12:56:30 AM
Then I guess you know what I was talking about when I said your avatar looked like someone who was sleeping and waiting for humans (in another thread of course).

Are you talking about that hooded guy who changes depending on who he is talking to? I've played a lot of the games, but not 100% of them. And my memory is really fail. I like your Jaffar avatar, though. ;)

Sorry about using "guy", i meant anyone, male or female.

No worries! I was just being silly haha :)

I'd rather Control Time.

Would you rather be a sumo wrestler or a thug?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on February 04, 2012, 02:19:26 AM
Sumo! I'd rather be the bigger individual in a contest of strength. Although, the loincloth is... offputting. Still, more respect, and it's legal.

Wouldja rather be an expert at one thing or a jack-of-all-trades?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: D&P3 on February 04, 2012, 09:13:37 AM
Jack-of-all-trades. >Ninja, Mage, Marksman & Healer all in one.
(Actually funny considering one of my games characters is just like this).

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Are you talking about that hooded guy who changes depending on who he is talking to? I've played a lot of the games, but not 100% of them. And my memory is really fail.

Damn, I forgot that guys name, I think it was Brandal or something like that.

Nah, I was talking about Asura and Yune from FE10.

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I like your Jaffar avatar, though. ;)
Thanks for the compliment, I just used MS paint to add some extra detail.

He looks fairly close to the character in my game, but until I learn how to draw, I'll have to stick with him  :-\


Would you rather a world filled with concrete roads or regular dirt pavements?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: yuyu! on February 05, 2012, 06:27:10 AM
Nah, I was talking about Asura and Yune from FE10.

Ohhh Ashera and Yune were my first guess, but I figured it wasn't them because they aren't really waiting on humans. Rather, they are waiting until 1000 years or for a war to wake them up (which they didn't want to happen haha). :P

Hmmm... dirt is dusty, but much safer if I fall. I'll go with dirt.

Would you rather be naked in public or wear a suit made of thong straps?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on February 06, 2012, 12:10:12 PM
Hmm, tough one. I'll go naked, at least I won't look like some fetish freak... although that could be advantageous in some situations.

Rather be sick every once in a while like normal, or get your lifetime's allotment of disease over with in one chunk?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: LoganF on February 06, 2012, 12:41:00 PM
Why not...

If somewhere down the line of diseases that I've to eventually get includes something fatal, I'd definitely rather just be sick like normal (which for me is pretty rare anyway).

Would you rather give someone close bad advice about something, or be given bad advice by someone close?

(came up earlier in a random conversation so I thought I'd share that).
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: yuyu! on February 07, 2012, 01:52:22 AM
I would rather be given bad advice by someone close. I value being reliable to friends and family. If I didn't give good advice, then I'd feel unreliable. I know it will happen, but I hate it when it does.

Would you rather be an emotional individual (feeling stronger joy and sorrow) or less-emotional (getting over what makes you happy and sad) far too quickly?
I'm one of those, often wishing I was the other. D:
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on February 07, 2012, 03:20:13 PM
Full is not heavy as empty, not nearly. Give me pain over nothingness; more out of life than less.

Would you rather be a compulsive gambler or a compulsive eater?

Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Irock on February 07, 2012, 11:04:49 PM
A compulsive eater. It doesn't matter how much I eat because my body won't let me out of the "underweight" zone.

Would you rather ride in a hot air balloon or in a single engine biplane?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: AbsoluteIce on February 08, 2012, 02:30:49 AM
I would love to ride a hot air balloon. Their so fun, and bubbly!  ;8

Would you rather eat KFC, or Popeyes?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on February 08, 2012, 12:31:36 PM
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE? YOU CRUEL FIEND!

Okay, KFC. Popeyes hurts me anymore, I'm getting old.

Rather be the old man/woman in a nursing home bed, unable to do anything meaningful, or the young low-wage worker that wipes the former's ass every day?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: LoganF on February 08, 2012, 01:38:33 PM
I'd rather be the latter; there's still hope yet. Once you're at the end of your life you haven't got much left go for, especially if you're in that state. It's a part of life is cleaning up shit after people too; it being literal is not really that disturbing... gross, yes, but not disturbing.

Me being me, here's a pretty well known (if you're into this kind of thinking on a regular basis) situation:

Would you rather be insane in a functional society, or one of the people running a profoundly dysfunctional society?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on February 08, 2012, 03:59:42 PM
Good question. I have heard it said that  crazy people are the only ones who see things clearly, but I guess running a society puts you on top of the pile. Still, history will remember the psychopath as a prophet and the leader a villain, so I'll choose to be insane.

Would you rather be the one responsible for a horrible accident or that person's dear friend who sees them suffer?

Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: LoganF on February 10, 2012, 07:45:58 AM
That question might need slightly clarifying.

Are we talking Person A is involved in an accident caused by Person B and we are assuming to be Person B in the first part; and for the second part we are Person C who is a friend to Person A?

Or are we assuming we are Person A who is responsible for causing an accident to some unimportant person*; or Person C who is a friend to Person A who is suffering as a result of causing an accident to the unimportant person.

Note: I am not in any way endorsing that a person involved in an accident is unimportant; they just aren't for the purpose of this question.

In either scenario, though, and in a not at all selfish manner, whichever side we're on we haven't been in an accident, so we aren't in any harm. So that's good. As for which I'd rather be, I'd have to go for Person C, the one who is a friend. Whilst I can give support, I'm still living my life pretty normally and not injured/dead/comatose/guilty/remorseful etc.

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I don't know what's already been put (and I'm not looking), so:

Would you rather be unhappy knowing the truth, or being happy with a lie?

*You should assume this is about something of great importance to you.
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on February 10, 2012, 03:42:51 PM
Tell me the miserable truth, bitches.

You had the jist of the previous question, by the way...

Would you rather be talented or lucky?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: D&P3 on February 11, 2012, 04:48:20 AM
Talented, luck only takes you so far.

Would you rather be the person who does the dirty work or
be the person who gives the order to the other person to do the dirty work?

(By dirty work, I mean torture, assassinations, etc)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: MagitekElite on February 12, 2012, 08:32:36 PM
I would rather do the dirty work. Its like Eddard said.

Would you rather live without TVs (that means no TV shows, not even streaming online) or internet?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: D&P3 on February 13, 2012, 02:18:34 PM
I hardly ever watch TV anyway, so I'd choose the internet.

Would you rather eat nothing but cow crap for a week or
be tortured by listening to the worst music endlessly for a month?

(Worst music is whatever you can't stand listening to, even for a second)
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on February 14, 2012, 05:53:58 AM
MUSIC. What the fuck dude, who would choose eating shit?

Pillow full of bumblebees or mattress fulla snakes?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: EvilM00s on February 14, 2012, 05:57:23 AM
I would think the mattress fulla snakes would be nice on the sore muscles, if somewhat disconcerting.

Wake up to find yourself covered in Sharpie doodles or find several hundred miniature lobsters crawling all over you?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: D&P3 on February 14, 2012, 06:12:40 AM
Sharpie doodles, I can easily get them off with a shower, but miniature lobsters would probably traumatise me.

I know some people who would rather eat shit than listen to Rebecca Black or Justin Bieber,, which is why I asked.


Would you rather a pie or a sausage roll?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on February 14, 2012, 06:26:55 AM
Pie, not really a fan of sausage.

The food, that is. The other is just fine.

Step on a razor blade, or hammer a nail into your hand?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Irock on February 14, 2012, 06:30:41 AM
The latter sounds much more painful and dangerous. I'm going to go with razor.

Would you rather change genders or turn into a dangerously obese person with an eating disorder?
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Arrow on February 14, 2012, 06:38:30 AM
I'd rather change genders, but that's an intriguing concept in and of itself.

Would you rather be able to turn into a bear, or an elephant
Title: Re: Would you rather...?
Post by: Acolyte on February 14, 2012, 09:50:09 PM
Bear. Elephants are all big and stupid.

Would you rather have no heater in the winter, or no A/C in the summer?
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Post by: Irock on February 15, 2012, 12:05:03 AM
No A/C in the summer. That's way more tolerable.

Would you rather murder someone or be murdered?
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Post by: EvilM00s on February 15, 2012, 04:31:26 AM
Kill me. The dead are at peace, it is the living that endure a life time of sorrow.

In that vein, rather be the murderer, or the one who pushes the button that executes the guilty?
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Post by: Arrow on February 15, 2012, 04:50:24 AM
Executor, easily. If I have to kill, I might as well allow myself the justification to ease my mind.

Milk or Dark chocolate?
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Post by: WeirdGameMaker on February 23, 2012, 10:45:58 AM
Milk. I'm not such a fan of dark chocolate.
What was first, the chicken or the egg?
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Post by: pacdiggity on February 23, 2012, 11:03:47 AM
Egg. Definitely egg.
Annoying Christian or annoying Atheist?
As in, which one would you rather be.
Disclaimer: not all of any of these groups are annoying.
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Post by: EvilM00s on February 23, 2012, 08:19:58 PM
Christian. At least they stand for something.

Rather have a knife slash across the small of your back or a paper cut on your genitals? (Assuming you put paper products that close to your junk... it's your world, whatever's clever.)
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Post by: modern algebra on February 24, 2012, 03:57:23 AM
Knife slash; way cooler scar and the story would not be as embarrassing.

Would you rather have no fingernails or no nipples?
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Post by: AbsoluteIce on February 24, 2012, 04:09:27 AM
No nipples.
If I have no fingernails, I'd be freaked out.
Anyways, Would you rather eat shit but it was actually chocolate,
or eat chocolate but it's really shit?
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Post by: EvilM00s on February 24, 2012, 08:32:35 PM
Politicians should not answer the preceeding question!
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Post by: D&P3 on March 20, 2012, 09:03:30 AM
Anyways, Would you rather eat shit but it was actually chocolate,
or eat chocolate but it's really shit?

Depending on how you choose to look at the question, both answers are exactly the same. Eat shit that tastes like chocolate, or eat chocolate that tastes like shit (I could name a few brands here).
Therefore no answer is required.


Would you rather the season to always be Summer or always be Winter?
(Basically asking whether you like being hot or cold)
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Post by: pacdiggity on March 20, 2012, 10:30:07 AM
Winter. I love the rain, the cold, and hailstorms that buy me some time off of school. And I think it even snowed once. I mainly love winter because of some corny romantic reason, but whatever. I'm a scripting robot, I shouldn't have feelings.

On that topic, if you were a robot, would you rather know that you can't "feel" (as Disney would put it), or decide that ignorance is bliss and you'd rather not know?


Reading my posts in Ron Stoppable's voice is the best decision I've ever made.
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Post by: EvilM00s on March 20, 2012, 11:57:42 AM
No way, dude. Give me all the pain and joy life has to offer. As Fiona Apple once said in her song First Taste, "full is not heavy as empty, not nearly."

Rather be in awful pain or on a medication that makes you pain free but feel really wierd?
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Post by: Revtattertot on March 31, 2012, 02:35:49 AM
Pain meds, obviously.

Would you rather play with fire, or punch a cactus?
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Post by: Strak on April 03, 2012, 01:13:42 AM
Depends on the Cactus. But I'm a good pyro, so fire.

Would you rather risk asking out the really nice hot girl from your work, despite the fact that she might say no, and you'd be fired and never have a job again, or would you rather never find love again?
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Post by: Revtattertot on April 03, 2012, 01:16:29 AM
I'll take the hot chick, because I know a few tricks that can work.

Would you rather drink 15 cans BudLight in 3 minutes, or run 20 miles non-stop?
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Post by: Strak on April 03, 2012, 03:52:09 AM
I know a few tricks that can work.

TEACH US OH GREAT MASTER!

20 Miles. That's nothing to me.

Listen to an artist you hate for a full week non-stop, even while sleeping, or lose your phone, and never get a new one. Please only answer if you have a phone.
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Post by: D&P3 on April 03, 2012, 05:07:30 AM
Lose my phone, I never use the damn thing anyway.
I organise all my meetings over facebook, so a phone is pretty useless for me.


Do everything yourself or pay someone else to do it for you?
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Post by: Revtattertot on April 03, 2012, 11:14:14 AM
Do it myself so I personally know the results.

Fight Sonic or worship an "inherently good" demon?
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Post by: bluntsword on April 11, 2012, 05:38:08 PM
Answer and pick a new question.

Would you rather live until you're 80 and be morbidly obese, or live until you're 40 with supermodel looks?
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Post by: D&P3 on June 29, 2012, 10:38:59 AM
Live til I'm 40.
I never wanted to grow that old anyway ;)


Red or Purple?
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Post by: Little Psycho on June 29, 2012, 10:57:04 AM
Purple

Finnish power metal band Sonata Arctica or American gothic industrial band Emilie Autumn?
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Post by: WeirdGameMaker on July 12, 2012, 03:31:23 PM
Hmm... Going for Sonata Arctica.

Go to a restaurant or McDonalds?
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Post by: AbsoluteIce on July 12, 2012, 03:33:13 PM
Going to a restaurant for sure.
More healthier.  ;)

Eat weird looking asian food that might be tasty, or eat rotten cheese?
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Post by: WeirdGameMaker on July 12, 2012, 03:37:55 PM
Asian food.

First person shooter games or Third person shooter games?
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Post by: pacdiggity on July 12, 2012, 05:24:50 PM
FPS fo shizz.
Would you rather kick Biohazard in the balls or give him a promising block of chocolate that is made from the milk of a stray dog?

Go to a restaurant or McDonalds?

McDonald's is a restaurant.
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Post by: WeirdGameMaker on July 18, 2012, 06:38:40 PM
I'd kick him

Would you rather go to prison and wait until you get released or escape?
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Post by: D&P3 on September 16, 2012, 10:43:27 PM
You'd need to clarify better, I can handle a short amount of time.

I'd escape, I hate being cooped up in a small place (fucking public transport is no exception).



Would you rather 'Schweppes Lemonade' or 'Kirks Lemonade'?
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Post by: WeirdGameMaker on October 12, 2012, 10:29:52 AM
I think I'd go for Schweppes Lemonade...

Would you rather have everything you ever wanted and being alone or have nothing and having tons of people that care about you?