how fat are you?Im skinny, my body absorbs beef and makes it into thermonuclear energy for me to fight pollution
hows the ranch?Great actually, just got a new herd of cattle
How bout dem CowboysIt's not football season >:|
What is Texas? :tpg:
Have you ever branded a cow?Yes
Have you ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass because he isn't a real Texas Ranger?No
Have you seen the Alamo?I have been in the Alamo three times
Do you remember the Alamo? ;8
Do you like Texas fried chicken?Duh
What is Texas? :tpg:Best damn place on Earth
Infinite, but if the question is "How much do I?" I've only see tumbleweeds like once every 2 months
Does it rain often in Texas?Yes.
The window in my room goes to the side yard, all I see is dog poop and fence.
Does it rain often in Texas?Yes.
Is the great flood coming?Does it rain often in Texas?Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?Does it rain often in Texas?Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?Does it rain often in Texas?Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
Is the great flood coming?Does it rain often in Texas?Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
I'd ask Louisiana
HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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:facepalm:Is the great flood coming?Does it rain often in Texas?Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
I'd ask Louisiana
HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.
So is it really a dry heat in Texas or was my neighbor full of crap?It varies, though dry heat isnt as bad as when its humid.
It was 82 two nights ago, but it's barely ever humid.We have like 2 stores that sell cowboy hats. Texans are born with cowboy hats so we do not need to buy them
Does Texas have any stores that do not sell cowboy hats?
:facepalm:Is the great flood coming?Does it rain often in Texas?Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
I'd ask Louisiana
HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.
Its a Katrina joke
:facepalm:Is the great flood coming?Does it rain often in Texas?Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
I'd ask Louisiana
HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.
Its a Katrina joke
Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)
:facepalm:Is the great flood coming?Does it rain often in Texas?Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
I'd ask Louisiana
HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.
Its a Katrina joke
Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)
IT'S NOT AN ALL OF LOUISIANA JOKE IT'S A KATRINA JOKE
:facepalm:Is the great flood coming?Does it rain often in Texas?Yes.
Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa ::)
I'd ask Louisiana
HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.
Its a Katrina joke
Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)
IT'S NOT AN ALL OF LOUISIANA JOKE IT'S A KATRINA JOKE
Plus, it only really flooded New Orleans.
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Would Texas be as great is it is now, if it were part of Mexico instead of the US?You need to understand that during the transition from Mexico to the United States, Texas was its own country. Before it was its own country, it was basically a part of Mexico with alot of white people. Texas didnt exist until after it became a country. So, your question is flawed, and you are a faggot.
:mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex:
How often do you eat steak.2-3 times a week
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Yes, :DAsia ;-;
What country do you live in ?_?
If we met face to face would one of us end up dead within the hour?(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg68.imageshack.us%2Fimg68%2F5836%2F01jv8.jpg&hash=4573f48929e78f1f60487025ba4a0fca9040bf45)
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Asia is a continent silly.Singapore ;-;
Because you're about to get banned
Why does Texas suck so much?
No faggot, I dont want to kill you.Because you're about to get banned
Oh noes! Banishment!
Is it true that everything is bigger in Texas, if so, would you like to drop your pants and sword fight?
=(
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.
There is no person on this site that could win a fight with me.
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.
There is no person on this site that could win a fight with me.
You mistake me for someone who actually fights fair. =(
I'd throw ninja stars if possible.. from a great distance.
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.
There is no person on this site that could win a fight with me.
You mistake me for someone who actually fights fair. =(
I'd throw ninja stars if possible.. from a great distance.
I can sprint for about 5 minutes straight.
You sleep and someone will slice you from under your bed.My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.
There is no person on this site that could win a fight with me.
You mistake me for someone who actually fights fair. =(
I'd throw ninja stars if possible.. from a great distance.
I can sprint for about 5 minutes straight.
... Kay? Lol Random, its been fun.. tired as hell.. sleep time nao.
What's your favorite movie?Children of Men
What's your favorite movie?Children of Men
HELL YEAHDATS OFF DA HOOK MANG
DID YOU EVER WRESTLE A BEARYEAH MAN I WRESTLED A BEAR ONCE
What color is your Ford F-250?It's a 150, and it's navy blue. The interior is cowboys themed ;o. I'll get pics in a bit.
lol Anski's idea of winning a fight is running away for 5 minutesMine isn't so bad
Hey, aren't those huge belt buckles uncomfortable to wear? They must be, in the very least for fat people.