GRANTED, but, WE REVOLTED! You lost.Okay, say hello to Blaze.
I wish someone from the site met me..
They become blazing hot and burn your face off when I judo-kick you! HIYAAAH!but I was wishing about Arrow's feet
I wish Mister Durp was real.
you aim in the center but your aim causes the toilet water to splash and you get covered in it
BUt you were an antichristian paladin,are you saying paladins are christian?? I'm guessing you mean an unholy paladin...
granted, but since you didn't specify what THE POWER was you got the power to be you
are you saying paladins are christian?? I'm guessing you mean an unholy paladin...
I wish arrow made more sense
Totally. They have a cross on there armor for Chrissakes.catholics and christians didn't create the cross, it was a symbol long before their religion even started.
...LOL PUN.
I wish everyone loved puns.
granted, the bunny jumps on your face and bites off your nose cuz it thinks its a carrot then runs awayGranted, but they eat you because you failed to reference Monty Python.
I wish I had pancakes
granted but all the girls turn into werewolfs! (don't ask)Granted, but they're zombies and they eat your brains. Mmmmm, braaaaaaiiiinssss....
I wish I had a harem that didn't turn into werewolfs.
granted but all the girls turn into werewolfs! (don't ask)
BUt you get caught and it is taken away from you for a week.
I wish I had a faster connection so I didn't have to spend an hour at a time downloading isos.
Granted, but you make love to her down by the fire and she gives you some diseases.
i wish i was a retard who sucks charlie
I wish Charlie could ass rape me all night while Colonel Klink made me suck him off.
Granted but I masturbated on it.Granted but.............................tax goes so high you can't buy anything with it.
I wish I had a dollar
Granted, but you died of sadness.Granted, but everyone dies out of being scared and your all alone.
I wish I had a personal jester.
Granted, but...STFU.Granted, instead your dick broke.
I wish I could figure out why the hell my game fucks up the player's movement animations.
keep wishingNo damnit. Wish gone wrong. Not "keep wishing"
wish for the moon.
Granted, but the Cranberries rip you off.
Granted but then you find out what a mess you really are.
but someone else falls in love with you... gayly...
Except that rocket launcher exploded on you and your family.In exactly 1 month today you gained 1200 posts... my god
I wish I could do magic and could manipulate all aspects (Alchemy, Elements, etc.) well.
W00T! Post 600. I wanna become 777 :D
Granted, but after Earth explodes you float through space endlessly until you get pulled into a star and ultimately burn for eternity.
I wish I could eat more hotdogs... ^-^
Granted. But you only make enough money for you and you alone to live in. No sweetheart.
I wish Billy Bullshit wasn't such a twat.
Granted, but your NEXT wish wont be corrupter. You current wish will be./me shoots Nam
i love having sex with my mom