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RMRK General => General Chat => Topic started by: JFloyd on March 26, 2007, 08:10:43 PM

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Post by: JFloyd on March 26, 2007, 08:10:43 PM: The point of this thread is humor!
You say a quote from a famous person with the ending 'in bed'.
Say who it was.

I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch in bed. (George W. Bush)
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Post by: Snailer on March 26, 2007, 08:32:34 PM: I don't like games, in bed.
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Post by: Kaitenshin on March 26, 2007, 10:03:09 PM: Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes, in bed. (Confucius)
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Post by: modern algebra on March 26, 2007, 10:10:18 PM: "The only way to get rid of temptations is to yield to them, in bed" (Oscar Wilde)
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Post by: Kaitenshin on March 26, 2007, 11:45:59 PM: The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell, in bed. (Confucius)
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Post by: Arrow on March 27, 2007, 02:36:41 AM: No...How is it that I am defeated so easily in bed? (Dracula again)
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Post by: Kaitenshin on March 27, 2007, 02:38:01 AM: The point of this thread is humor, in bed! (Rpg_Gnome)
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Post by: :) on March 27, 2007, 02:39:48 AM: I have a dream in bed.

Makes sense. =/
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Post by: Kaitenshin on March 27, 2007, 02:42:48 AM: Eh, who quotes that one?

"If you want peace, prepare for war, in bed . . . "
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Post by: Irock on March 27, 2007, 02:44:35 AM: Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Fear Itself, in bed. (Franklin D. Roosevelt)
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Post by: JFloyd on March 27, 2007, 02:58:52 AM: I feel special! I got quoted!

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere in bed! .
-- Frank A. Clark
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Post by: JAP on March 27, 2007, 03:02:32 AM: Show, don't tell in bed (read it in a book titled Creative Writing)
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Post by: Irock on March 27, 2007, 03:09:39 AM: Did I do that, in bed? - Jaleel White (Steve Urkel)
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Post by: :) on March 27, 2007, 03:23:08 AM: Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal in bed.
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Post by: Irock on March 27, 2007, 03:27:23 AM: A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy in bed?
Albert Einstein
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Post by: modern algebra on March 27, 2007, 03:39:24 AM: Quote from: Irockman1 on March 27, 2007, 03:27:23 AM
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy in bed?
Albert Einstein

Einstein fails as a poet ;8

Nouman's is really funny. Anyway,

"Assume a virtue, if you have it not" in bed William Shakespeare
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Post by: JAP on March 27, 2007, 03:47:18 AM: I prefer hug o' war than thug o' war in my bed.

LOL that sounds weird.
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Post by: Irock on March 27, 2007, 03:47:22 AM: All these primary impulses, not easily described in words, are the springs of man's actions in bed.
Albert Einstein
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Post by: modern algebra on March 27, 2007, 04:00:28 AM: "When I'm sitting here with you, I don't even think about the slime people" in bed

The Slime People
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Post by: Irock on March 27, 2007, 04:03:57 AM: Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex in bed.
Albert Einstein
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Post by: Lominisio on March 27, 2007, 04:05:58 AM: 4 score and 7 years ago our forefathers founded this nation in bed...
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Post by: :) on March 27, 2007, 04:09:15 AM: Quote from: Lominisio on March 27, 2007, 04:05:58 AM
4 score and 7 years ago our forefathers founded this nation in bed...
Quote from: Nouman on March 27, 2007, 03:23:08 AM
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal in bed.
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Post by: Nightwolf on March 27, 2007, 04:23:45 AM: this is just like in my pants in bed
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Post by: Drift on March 27, 2007, 04:26:30 AM: What goes up, must come down in bed.
Ugh, that kinda sounds wrong..

I have a different motto when i come up against a man like this one. It's "live and let die" in bed.
So does that!
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Post by: Kaitenshin on March 27, 2007, 12:36:12 PM: Quote from: Irockman1 on March 27, 2007, 04:03:57 AM
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex in bed.
Albert Einstein

LOL! "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power in bed" (Abraham Lincoln).
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Post by: Irgna on March 27, 2007, 06:00:31 PM: To be, or not to be, in bed. -Shakespear
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Post by: Arrow on April 01, 2007, 04:37:33 AM: (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frg.slyph.org%2F1173595563604.gif&hash=0c48e4a6cced0bc25ea71137d388e7b9ae7080e2)

...in bed. - /b/
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Post by: Knownot on April 01, 2007, 06:11:47 AM: "Be like water, in bed"
-Bruce Lee
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Post by: Valcos on April 01, 2007, 06:21:43 AM: "Branigans law is like Branigans love hard and fast"... in bed (Zap Branigan)
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Post by: Grafikal on April 01, 2007, 07:00:24 AM: "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night in bed!" Bette Davis (Margo Channing) in All About Eve(1950)

"There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer in bed." Al Pacino (Michael) in Godfather Part II

"Why can't a woman be more like a man in bed?" Rex Harrison (Professor Henry Higgins) in My Fair Lady

"You make me want to be a better man in bed." Jack Nicholson (Melvin) in As Good As It Gets

"Oh my little ankle biters, do I sense dissention in the ranks? Are we ready for homework, or shall we continue manual labor in bed?" Robin Williams (Mrs. Doubtfire) in Mrs. Doubtfire

*WHEW*
that's enough from me for now :P
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Post by: Karo Rushe on April 01, 2007, 03:20:28 PM: "May the Force Be With you....Always" In Bed. (Obi Wan Kenobi)
How come Anybody thought of that one XDDD
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Post by: Irgna on April 02, 2007, 06:38:28 PM: "I'll kill you for what you did to my father" in bed.
Jack Russell (Radiata Stories)
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Post by: JFloyd on April 02, 2007, 08:55:57 PM: I love how this is going....in bed
(Me)
Seriously though, didn't think it'd make it past the first page. ;8
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Post by: WcW on April 03, 2007, 11:18:12 PM: I was in bed.

Lots of people, I bet.
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Post by: Kaitenshin on April 04, 2007, 04:26:42 PM: Quote from: Rpg_Gnome on April 02, 2007, 08:55:57 PM
Seriously though, didn't think it'd make it past the first page. ;8
....in bed.
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Post by: Fiestin on April 07, 2007, 04:44:25 AM: thats funny.

you and me.....in bed
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Post by: Arrow on April 07, 2007, 06:15:52 AM: Makes three in bed.
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Post by: Samael on April 07, 2007, 07:33:08 AM: Do what thou wilt shalt be the whole of the law, in bed. (Aleister Crowley)

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Post by: Irgna on April 07, 2007, 01:21:58 PM: "All men... must die" in bed.
Ceasar (Radiata Stories)
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Post by: Jangles on April 07, 2007, 04:05:54 PM: Veni, vidi, vici...in bed!

"I came, I saw, I conquered...in bed"

(Julius Ceaser, 47BC)
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Post by: Jalkson on April 16, 2007, 07:01:59 AM: "There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist in bed."

(Mark Twain)
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Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 17, 2007, 03:47:27 AM: This isn't as good as in my pants, in bed, I mean pants, or bed.... Fuck.
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Post by: Knownot on April 27, 2007, 09:28:02 AM: Yeah typical.
SBGX always sucked in bed.
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Post by: Nightwolf on April 27, 2007, 10:45:03 AM: A bird in the hand is defiantaly not better than two in bed.
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Post by: Knownot on April 27, 2007, 11:44:45 AM: Nightwolf's hand is not better than Nightwolf in bed.
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Post by: Sophist on April 28, 2007, 01:19:59 AM: I did not inhale, in bed. (Clinton)
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Post by: Jexan on May 05, 2007, 06:52:38 AM: I own your ass in bed... Does that sound wrong? :bean: I AM the bean, old bean... ;8
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Post by: siopao on May 11, 2007, 08:22:56 AM: "die you blood sucker!...,in bed" barney Half life
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Post by: Chaezy on May 21, 2007, 05:44:29 AM: Vini, Vedi, Vici...In bed...
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Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on May 24, 2007, 12:54:01 PM: What is man? A miserable piles of secrets in bed.
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Post by: Jexan on May 26, 2007, 06:40:35 AM: I was born to love you in bed.

:bean:
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Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 08, 2007, 12:51:45 AM: I have nothing to proclaim, other than my absolute genius in bed (Oscar Wilde)
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Post by: Sophist on August 08, 2007, 02:48:17 AM: Come on baby, don't fear the reaper in bed.

Blue Oyster Cult
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Post by: Leventhan on August 08, 2007, 04:12:51 AM: I sleep in bed.
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 08, 2007, 04:19:19 AM: Threesome in bed
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Post by: Karo Rushe on August 20, 2007, 06:19:41 AM: Bow down before my Cuteness...in Bed.
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Post by: Leventhan on August 20, 2007, 07:06:08 AM: Sweet dreams....in bed.
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Post by: Forty on August 21, 2007, 02:25:35 AM: I am not in bed.
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Post by: Sophist on August 21, 2007, 02:26:57 AM: THIS IS SPARTA in bed.
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Post by: Knownot on August 21, 2007, 09:17:11 AM: When was the last time i posted in bed.
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Post by: Karo Rushe on August 22, 2007, 03:59:33 AM: I Own you all...In Bed ;D
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Post by: Sophist on August 22, 2007, 04:07:28 AM: Did you get that thing I sent you in bed?

- Harvy Birdman: Attorney at Law
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Post by: Esmeralda on August 22, 2007, 05:34:24 AM: I am fgt with you, in bed.

~Irockman1
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 22, 2007, 08:59:14 PM: SPARTANS! TONIGHT WE DINE...in bed
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Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 22, 2007, 09:04:00 PM: Martha, get me my shotgun, i got to kill me a varmint.. in bed
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Post by: Leventhan on August 23, 2007, 02:39:05 AM: Quote from: Dark Angel Sion on August 22, 2007, 03:59:33 AM
I Own you all...In Bed ;D

I own your quote!...in bed.
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 23, 2007, 02:42:22 AM: I'm crapping my pants in bed