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I got it instantly and didn't laugh at all.

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[18:41] Le Pac: I'll have to have some time alone to console myself.
[18:41] Le Pac: it's just so sad.
[18:42] Arrow: *pat pat*
[18:42] Le Pac: get that smirk off your face.
[18:42] Le Pac: i know what's going on in your head.
[18:42] Le Pac: and your brain.
[18:43] Arrow: You know I'm imagining a young man that could pass for a girl, wearing a skirt, on his back while I pound his ass so hard he's screaming? :V
[18:44] Le Pac: Yes.
[18:44] Le Pac: I'm psychic.
[18:44] Le Pac: And I can feel your boner.
It's in my side.
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it's like a metaphor or something i don't know

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00:31   Malson: !hilo 2
00:31   BlottBott: random number set from 1 to 2
00:31   BlottBott: begin guessing.
00:31   Malson: !g 1
00:31   BlottBott: lol you win.
00:31   Malson: nice
00:31   Malson is satisfied

he then later played from 1 to 1.

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[22:37:47] <%Acolyte> !nouman anski_
[22:37:49] <%BlottBott> anski_ is now rigged with explosives which will detonate in 30 seconds, unless the correct wire is !cut.
[22:37:49] <%BlottBott> colors are: #FF0000, #FF6600, #FFFF00, #00FF33, #0000FF, #FF00FF, and #666000
[22:37:49] <%BlottBott> good luck infidel.
[22:38:04] <@Anski> !cut #FF00FF
[22:38:05] <%BlottBott> Anski , you aren't anski_
[22:38:10] <%Strike_Reyhi> hahaha
[22:38:11] <@Anski> lolwut
[22:38:18] Anski_ [~Persephon@PSI-CBC1CE24.dsl.amrltx.sbcglobal.net] has been kicked from #crankeye by BlottBott [~BlottBott@PSI-88C74E5A.hsd1.ma.comcast.net]: ALLAH'S WILL BE DONE!
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[22:38:31] <%Acolyte> lol

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Strike_Reyhi_: >boss 429 mustang
Strike_Reyhi_: >olive drab green
Strike_Reyhi_: >foxhound logo on both sides
Strike_Reyhi_: >put the word big above the manufacturer Boss logo
Strike_Reyhi_: >metal gear in the font on the rear of the car
Strike_Reyhi_: awwww yeaaah
Strike_Reyhi_: it's also got the little portable ops salute logo to the rear of the drivers side window
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[14:23:25] <DrSword> its a little bothersome when you and another guy are suppressing each other

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[03:32:34] <Irock> I like to imagine the men they show in viagra commercials naked
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12:57    <NAMKCOR>   I HEAR YOU GOT WORK PROBLEMS SON
12:57    <NAMKCOR>   I GOT 99 PROBLEMS
12:57    <NAMKCOR>   BUT A JOB AINT' 1
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(10:56:37 PM) NAMKCOR: maybe if you didn't have an unpleasant scaly-ass dick
(10:56:41 PM) NAMKCOR: they'd want to get on it
(10:56:44 PM) NAMKCOR: :C
(10:56:55 PM) Malstrom: khajiit
(10:56:59 PM) NAMKCOR: uh
(10:57:00 PM) Malstrom: not argonian
(10:57:09 PM) NAMKCOR: yeah that's even worse
(10:57:23 PM) NAMKCOR: cats fuck up their bitches
(10:57:24 PM) Malstrom: no its not
(10:57:26 PM) NAMKCOR: hardcore
(10:57:30 PM) Malstrom: i just need to find a gracie
(10:57:32 PM) NAMKCOR: I'm not joking
(10:57:36 PM) NAMKCOR: we're talking martyrdom
(10:57:45 PM) NAMKCOR: cats fuck up vaginas something fierce
(10:57:54 PM) NAMKCOR: it's soooo not cool
(10:57:58 PM) DrSword: spiked penis
(10:58:02 PM) NAMKCOR: ^
(10:58:14 PM) DrSword: YOU MY BITCH NOW
(10:58:24 PM) NAMKCOR: NO KHAJIIT! NO!
(10:58:48 PM) Malstrom: well according to the nude mods, khajiit have very humanlike penes
(10:58:54 PM) Malstrom: just with fur patterns
(10:59:05 PM) NAMKCOR: > mods
(10:59:06 PM) NAMKCOR: > canon
(10:59:27 PM) Malstrom: good luck finding canonical references on khajiit dick
(10:59:31 PM) Malstrom: ill be waiting
(11:01:05 PM) DrSword: Why do you think Khajiit women sound like Marge Simpson
(11:01:15 PM) DrSword: they're all worn out from that spikedicking
(11:04:17 PM) NAMKCOR: there you go
(11:04:37 PM) NAMKCOR: circumstantial evidence is in our favor.
(11:04:41 PM) NAMKCOR: cats have rape dicks
(11:04:48 PM) NAMKCOR: and khajiit women sound barren
(11:05:22 PM) NAMKCOR: mods just don't put them in because either: A) the creators are afraid to be called furries, or B) they don't want to scare the girls that would download a nude male mod.
(11:13:57 PM) Malstrom: the worst part is
(11:14:07 PM) Malstrom: its impossible to dispute any of this

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[22:34:21] <+Anski> Second largest atom collider is right next to NYC
[22:34:27] <+Anski> has been operating since 1970s
[22:35:17] <+Malsonitis> atom, not hardon
[22:35:20] <+Malsonitis> hardon*
[22:35:22] <+Malsonitis> hadron*
[22:35:45] <+Anski> lol
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some excerpts full log attached for those who give a fuck.

[00:10:21] <+Malson> That's So Hagraven
[00:10:47] <+Malson> we could do a whole disney channel theme
[00:10:56] <+Malson> The Suite Life of Vilkas and Farkas
[00:11:40] <+Malson> iJarly
[00:11:50] <+DrSword> Wizards of Winterhold Place
[00:12:14] <@Anski> Lydia McGuire
[00:13:04] <+DrSword> Skyrim Possible
[00:14:07] <+DrSword> Daedric and Josh
[00:14:41] <+DrSword> HEY DAEDRIC WHATSA GOIN ON BRUTHA?!
[00:14:42] <%Acolyte> hanna montamriel
[00:14:55] <+DrSword> SOME MORTAL PUT ITCHING POWDER IN MY POTION OF FROST RESISTANCE
[00:15:04] <+DrSword> MEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN
[00:21:39] <%Acolyte> angry skeevers

[01:00:30] <@Anski> lets get down to business
[01:00:33] <@Anski> to defeat the thalmor
[01:00:41] <+DrSword> Did they send me bretons
[01:00:44] <+DrSword> When I asked
[01:00:46] <+DrSword> for NORDS

[01:07:33] <+Malson> ulfric's reignnnnnnnn
[01:07:34] <+Malson> the high king dies and others feel the pain
[01:07:34] <+Malson> ulfric's reignnnnnnnn
[01:07:34] <+Malson> the dragonborn will help the stormcloaks win
[01:07:34] <+Malson> ulfric's reignnnnnnnn
[01:07:34] <+Malson> the old bards say that alduin's here again
[01:07:36] <+Malson> ulfric's reignnnnnnnn
[01:07:38] <+Malson> helgen makes you wonder where he went

[01:18:10] <@Anski> open your eyes
[01:18:14] <@Anski> look up to the skies and shout
[01:18:18] <@Anski> i'm just a poor nord
[01:18:23] <@Anski> I need no sweet roll

[01:32:27] <+Malson> HEY EVERYBODY DID THE NEWS GET AROUND ABOUT A GUY NAMED DOVAHKIIN
[01:32:32] <+Malson> OLD NORD JUST RODE INTO THIS TOWN
[01:32:37] <+Malson> AND HES SHOUTING AROUND THE WHITERUN STREETS
[01:32:46] <+Malson> HES FUS'IN AND RO'IN AND DAH'IN

there's more where that came from
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(8:03:26 PM) Irock: sword do you know how in sitcoms and movies the super popular jock will be about to fail so he turns to the unpopular nerd to help him study
(8:03:35 PM) DrSword: yes
(8:03:38 PM) Irock: well I need you to help me study
(8:03:41 PM) DrSword: looool
(8:03:45 PM) DrSword: okay
(8:03:51 PM) ***DrSword puts his glasses on
(8:04:27 PM) Irock: except
(8:04:34 PM) Irock: I'm not a quarterback
(8:04:36 PM) ***Irock rips off jersey
(8:04:39 PM) Irock: I'm a plant
(8:04:47 PM) Irock: I can't even study or communicate with you
(8:04:54 PM) Irock: *the end*
(8:05:02 PM) DrSword: *clapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
(8:05:33 PM) Irock: THE CAWSBY SHOW WAS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AWDIENCE
(8:05:35 PM) Irock: BOWN
(8:05:37 PM) Irock: BOWN WOWN DOWN
(8:05:40 PM) Irock: DUN DUN DUN DUN

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[00:38:33] <HaloOfTheSun> Nightwolf peed on my sofa once
[00:38:41] <Nightwolf\Heartbroken> The first time i noticed was 2 days ago

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[23:42] <HaloOfTheSun> AND THEN THE PANTS COME OFF
[23:42] <HaloOfTheSun> no no sorry
[23:42] <HaloOfTheSun> AND THEN OFF COME THE PANTS
[23:42] <HaloOfTheSun> never end a sentence with a preposition
[23:42] <HaloOfTheSun> or start a sentence with and
[23:42] <HaloOfTheSun> ...

SOME TIME LATER

[00:35] <Malson> how many halo of could halo of the sun the sun if halo of the sun could the sun halo of
[00:35] <Irock> lol
[00:35] <HaloOfTheSun> I don't think that's a proper sentence
[00:35] <Malson> oh right
[00:35] <Malson> how many halo of could halo of the sun the sun if halo of the sun could the sun which of halo
[00:35] <Malson> never end in a preposition
[00:35] <HaloOfTheSun> lol
[00:36] <Irock> lol

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Pacman:
i can't stop reading this all like Gilbert Gottfried
[08:04am] Pacman:
and it's your fault for reminding me.
[08:04am] DrSword:
DrSword for everything
[08:04am] DrSword:
2001
[08:04am] DrSword:
2011*
[08:04am] DrSword:
;)
[08:04am] yuyubabe:
Sword
[08:04am] Pacman:
even best newbie?
[08:04am] Anski:
ALADIN PARROT SAND DON'T TOUCH THE LAMP
[08:04am] yuyubabe:
gets my vote for
[08:04am] yuyubabe:
most attractive female
[08:04am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T
[08:04am] Anski:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:04am] DrSword:
especially best newbie
[08:04am] Anski:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:04am] Anski:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:04am] Irock:
malsonica gets my vote for most attractive female
[08:04am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:04am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:04am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:04am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:04am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:04am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:04am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Pacman:
if i don't at least place for best newbie i'ma :mad:
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Irock:
WHY ARE YOU MOCKING ME
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] DrSword:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Irock:
WHY ARE YOU MOCKING ME
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Irock:
WHAT
[08:05am] Irock:
AHHH
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Pacman:
NEVeR HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Irock:
STOP IT
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] DrSword:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Irock:
STOP BEING MEAN
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Irock:
STOP BEING MEAN
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] DrSword:
IROCK AINT NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Irock:
AHHH
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Strike_Reyhi:
Forever Aladdin
[08:05am] Irock:
NO
[08:05am] Pacman:
HAD SEVERAL FRIENDS
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Irock:
NO
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Irock:
I HAVE
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Pacman:
WANNA BE MY FRIEND
[08:05am] yuyubabe:
Pacman will certainly get Zero to hearo, i hear
[08:05am] Irock:
PLEASE
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] DrSword:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIEND NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIEND NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIEND NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIEND NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIEND NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIEND NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIEND NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIEND NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] yuyubabe:
FRIENDS ARE FOR THE WEAKSAUCE
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] DrSword:
CAN YOUR FRIENDS DO THIS
[08:05am] Malson:
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] • DrSword
farts a cake
[08:05am] Irock left the chat room. (Quit: STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT)
[08:05am] Anski:
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
[08:05am] Anski:
lol
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
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(3:56:35 PM) DrSword: OH SANTA
(3:56:35 PM) Skanker: potatoes are eaten :eat:
(3:56:46 PM) Redwyn: Yay I'm inside Skanker
(3:56:47 PM) Redwyn: :v
(3:56:47 PM) Skanker: yes you are pretty get out of here
(3:56:50 PM) yuyubabe: i that you sword
(3:56:57 PM) DrSword: yes
(3:57:10 PM) yuyubabe: lmaaaaaaao
(3:57:18 PM) Redwyn left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(3:57:24 PM) HaloOfTheSun: lol
(3:57:25 PM) Redwyn [45172937@PSI-55571805.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(3:57:25 PM) mode (+v Redwyn) by ChanServ
(3:57:27 PM) Redwyn: Didn't mean to log out lol
(3:57:32 PM) HaloOfTheSun: he looks like
(3:57:41 PM) HaloOfTheSun: "You think you're a smartass huh"
(3:57:51 PM) HaloOfTheSun: "You think you're sooooo funny"
(3:57:53 PM) DrSword: He's the one who called me up there
(3:57:56 PM) HaloOfTheSun: "You idiot :mad:"
(3:58:04 PM) HaloOfTheSun: oh
(3:58:29 PM) DrSword: but I did ask him for a meth lab
(3:58:36 PM) Skanker: sword you look like a jock and that's a bit off-putting
(3:58:40 PM) HaloOfTheSun: lol
(3:58:43 PM) Skanker: jock is the right word right
(3:58:50 PM) HaloOfTheSun: yes
(3:58:55 PM) HaloOfTheSun: but that's just because he's Texan
(3:58:56 PM) Skanker: so gross
(3:58:58 PM) HaloOfTheSun: they all look like jocks
(3:59:06 PM) Skanker: well i hate texans
(3:59:08 PM) Skanker: burn and die
(3:59:14 PM) yuyubabe: IMTEXAN :)
(3:59:24 PM) yuyubabe: i mean
(3:59:25 PM) yuyubabe: >:(
(3:59:27 PM) Skanker: silly americans you need to learn discipline and community
(3:59:37 PM) Skanker: RMRK is rampant with "freedom"
(3:59:40 PM) yuyubabe: HOWDAREYOU
(3:59:44 PM) HaloOfTheSun: disuupriinnnn
(3:59:51 PM) Skanker: i am a proud russo-finn
(4:00:05 PM) Skanker: you need to all just CALM DOWN
(4:00:10 PM) DrSword: (3:59:06 PM) Skanker: well i hate texans
(4:00:10 PM) DrSword: (3:59:08 PM) Skanker: burn and die
(4:00:11 PM) DrSword: :<
(4:00:18 PM) DrSword: Even Djang and Anski?
(4:00:22 PM) yuyubabe: let's get em sword
(4:00:28 PM) yuyubabe: texan style
(4:00:35 PM) Skanker: sword if you can show me you are a good human without spiky hair then yes
(4:00:37 PM) Skanker: even them two
(4:00:39 PM) ***DrSword lassos Skanker
(4:00:40 PM) Skanker: and i've told them so
(4:00:45 PM) Skanker: NO THIS WILL NOT DO
(4:00:45 PM) DrSword: I don't have spiky hair >:C
(4:00:48 PM) Skanker: LET ME GO
(4:00:51 PM) Skanker: YES YOU DO
(4:00:55 PM) ***yuyubabe pistol whips.
(4:00:58 PM) Skanker: YOU IDIOT TEXAN YOU HAVE SPIKY HAIR
(4:00:59 PM) yuyubabe: yee-haw
(4:01:03 PM) Skanker: STUPID AMERICAN CHEESE LOVER
(4:01:10 PM) DrSword: THAT'S POMADE YOU FUCK
(4:01:13 PM) DrSword: AAAAAHHH
(4:01:19 PM) yuyubabe: I LIKE CHEDDAR CHEESE YOU STEROTYPER
(4:01:19 PM) DrSword: IT'S COMBED BACK
(4:01:23 PM) HaloOfTheSun: CHEEEEEEEESE
(4:01:27 PM) HaloOfTheSun: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
(4:01:27 PM) Skanker: DO YOU LIKE CHEDDAR HUH BET YOU WANT SOME HAMBURGERS HUH
(4:01:36 PM) Skanker: SLICKED BACK MORE LIKE CUM IN YOUR HAIR
(4:01:41 PM) Skanker: BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY
(4:01:43 PM) Redwyn: Well it just got Texan up in here
(4:01:44 PM) Skanker: STUPID
(4:01:45 PM) DrSword: ITS NOT SLICKED BACK
(4:01:47 PM) DrSword: YOU
(4:01:47 PM) DrSword: YOU
(4:01:49 PM) DrSword: MEXICAN
(4:01:52 PM) HaloOfTheSun: OOHHHHHHHHH
(4:01:53 PM) HaloOfTheSun: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(4:01:54 PM) HaloOfTheSun: IT'S ON NOW
(4:01:57 PM) DrSword: IT JUST HAS VOLUME
(4:01:57 PM) Skanker: YOU ARE A STUPID AMERICAN I HATE AMERICANS
(4:01:59 PM) HaloOfTheSun: IT IS ON TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN
(4:02:04 PM) DrSword: WELL
(4:02:09 PM) Skanker: I WILL BECOME TEL-AVIV JUST TO SHOW YOU WHAT'S RIGHT
(4:02:11 PM) yuyubabe: swords 'do deserves respect, you know
(4:02:21 PM) Skanker: SWORDS DESERVE THRUST IN ANUS
(4:02:27 PM) DrSword: :<
(4:02:27 PM) HaloOfTheSun: ANUS THRUST
(4:02:31 PM) Redwyn: Kinky
(4:02:38 PM) Skanker: i am always kinky
(4:02:39 PM) ***yuyubabe whoa
(4:02:43 PM) Skanker: i would do sword in the bum
(4:03:00 PM) DrSword: ;)
(4:03:05 PM) HaloOfTheSun: have we just entered the start of a porno or something
(4:03:09 PM) DrSword: yes
(4:03:14 PM) HaloOfTheSun: oh
(4:03:28 PM) DrSword: LETS DO IT SOUTHWEST STYLE BOY
(4:03:35 PM) Skanker: REVERSE
(4:03:36 PM) Skanker: COWGIRL
(4:03:37 PM) HaloOfTheSun: YEEEEEHAAAWWWWW
(4:03:41 PM) Skanker: YEAAAAH
(4:03:43 PM) ***HaloOfTheSun puts on assless chaps
(4:03:44 PM) Skanker: BREE BREE
(4:03:49 PM) ***Skanker i'm a pig
(4:03:52 PM) Skanker: BREE
(4:03:55 PM) Redwyn: I've entered the weird part of RMRK
(4:03:55 PM) Redwyn: ...
(4:04:06 PM) Skanker: SWORD RIDE ME HARD AND GOOD
(4:04:08 PM) Skanker: FOR HONOR!!!
(4:04:10 PM) ***HaloOfTheSun performs the Texan Chili Dog
(4:04:27 PM) DrSword: oh
(4:04:31 PM) DrSword: Oh uh
(4:04:34 PM) DrMc: what on earth did i just come back to
(4:04:37 PM) DrSword: I'm a little shy
(4:04:38 PM) DrSword: but
(4:04:51 PM) ***DrSword RIDES SKANKER LIKE THE STALLION HE IS
(4:04:51 PM) Redwyn: Just
(4:04:56 PM) Redwyn: Just turn away DrMC
(4:05:01 PM) Redwyn: Just turn away... and weep
(4:05:10 PM) DrSword: DrMC WE DOIN HIS Texas STYLE
(4:05:10 PM) Skanker: OH YEAH I I LOVE YOUR WEENIE IN MY EQUINE EQUATOR
(4:05:13 PM) DrSword: C'MON GIRL
(4:05:21 PM) Skanker: YIIIHAAAA
(4:05:37 PM) Skanker: C'MON FASTER
(4:05:42 PM) DrSword: I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY FAGS ARE GAY
(4:05:43 PM) Skanker: RIDE IT LIKE A TEXAN CHILI DOG
(4:05:47 PM) Skanker: TELL ME
(4:05:49 PM) Redwyn: ...
(4:05:49 PM) Skanker: TELL ME OH GODF
(4:05:52 PM) Redwyn: ;o;....
(4:05:55 PM) Skanker: I'M CHOKIUNG
(4:05:55 PM) DrSword: AND SPREAD THE WORD OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST
(4:05:57 PM) DrSword: AMEN
(4:06:02 PM) Skanker: AMEN ME IN MY ASS
(4:06:06 PM) DrSword: YEAH TAKE MY WORD OF CHRIST
(4:06:13 PM) DrSword: YOU EUROPEAN YELLOW BELLY
(4:06:20 PM) Skanker: I WANT YOUR WORD OF CHRIST IN MY ASS YEAH
(4:06:21 PM) HaloOfTheSun: ALL ABOARD THE MAN TRAIN
(4:06:28 PM) DrSword: YEEEHAAAAWWW
(4:06:31 PM) Skanker: LET'S DO THE ORIENTAL EXPRESS
(4:06:34 PM) HaloOfTheSun: UHN
(4:06:38 PM) Skanker: UHN
(4:06:39 PM) DrSword: I AINT DOIN NO CHINAMEN
(4:06:45 PM) HaloOfTheSun: UHHHHHNNNNNNN >:O
(4:06:47 PM) DrSword: UHN
(4:06:49 PM) DrSword: UHNG
(4:06:50 PM) Skanker: LET'S DO THE TEXAN TRAINSAW
(4:06:51 PM) DrSword: UHNF
(4:06:52 PM) Redwyn: Someone hold me, I'm scared
(4:06:56 PM) Redwyn: ;_;
(4:07:00 PM) HaloOfTheSun: LOL
(4:07:02 PM) HaloOfTheSun: I MEAN
(4:07:03 PM) Skanker: FUCK ME LIKE A DOG
(4:07:03 PM) HaloOfTheSun: UHHHNNNN
(4:07:05 PM) Skanker: TEXAN
(4:07:06 PM) ***DrSword Texas Trainsaw Massacre's everyone
(4:07:12 PM) ***DrSword with his dick
(4:07:16 PM) Skanker: oh yeahhh what a good ending
(4:07:20 PM) HaloOfTheSun: yeah
(4:07:21 PM) Skanker: 8-)
(4:07:22 PM) HaloOfTheSun: *BOOM*
(4:07:23 PM) DrSword: B)
(4:07:23 PM) HaloOfTheSun: PORNO
(4:07:25 PM) HaloOfTheSun: good show
(4:07:26 PM) Skanker: *BOOM*
(4:07:27 PM) HaloOfTheSun: good show guys
(4:07:28 PM) DrSword: CUT
(4:07:29 PM) HaloOfTheSun: best episode ever
(4:07:32 PM) Skanker: I boomed all over sword
(4:07:34 PM) ***Redwyn ends life.
(4:07:36 PM) DrSword: ;)
(4:07:39 PM) yuyubabe: WHATTHEFOOK

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(12:06:21 AM) Pacman: i'm related to Arj Barker
(12:06:30 AM) DrSword: HAHA NEVERMIND I HAVE NO AFFILIATION WITH MORTON SALT
(12:06:34 AM) Pacman: we have the same last name.
(12:07:14 AM) Malson: Pacman Barker
(12:07:15 AM) Malson: hmm
(12:07:16 AM) Malson: the more you know
(12:07:42 AM) DrSword: you don't know his name?
(12:07:44 AM) Pacman: hurhur
(12:07:46 AM) DrSword: I'll give you a hint
(12:07:50 AM) Pacman: what's my name sword?
(12:07:52 AM) DrSword: He's also a powerful sorceror
(12:08:00 AM) Malson: Gandalf Barker
(12:08:08 AM) Pacman: i conjur fire without flint or tinder
(12:08:23 AM) Malson: Raistlin Barker
(12:08:29 AM) DrSword: Really Malson?
(12:08:29 AM) Pacman: wow.
(12:08:39 AM) Malson: Merlin Barker?
(12:08:56 AM) Malson: Voldemort Barker
(12:08:57 AM) DrSword: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJZK6rzjns
(12:09:02 AM) Pacman: there are some
(12:09:05 AM) Pacman: who call me
(12:09:20 AM) Malson: what the hell is this
(12:09:30 AM) Malson: why would i know a reference from some old british movie

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Malson, please tell me that you've seen Monty Pythons and the Holy Grail before. ._.




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Holy Grail ain't so great anyway.

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(2:23:52 AM) DrSword: Yeah well now I'm stuck
(2:23:52 AM) DrSword: I can only speak in haiku
(2:23:52 AM) DrSword: Fuck you, its your fault
(2:25:57 AM) yuyubabe: stop cutting us aaaaaaah
(2:26:42 AM) DrSword: I cut whoever
(2:26:42 AM) DrSword: And I dont discriminate
(2:26:42 AM) DrSword: So please, do not hate
(2:27:42 AM) DrSword: Oh look, I can rhyme
(2:27:42 AM) DrSword: Haikus aren't supposed to rhyme
(2:27:42 AM) DrSword: I guess I'm that cool
(2:28:07 AM) Noslam: doctor sword, shut up
(2:28:15 AM) Noslam: i was doing haikus first
(2:28:18 AM) Noslam: before it was cool
(2:28:46 AM) DrSword: Noslam, you first. Pig.
(2:28:46 AM) DrSword: I'm tired of you, you jerk
(2:28:46 AM) DrSword: Go be a hipster
(2:29:46 AM) DrSword: Neutral Milk Hotel
(2:29:46 AM) DrSword: What a strange band I'm hearing
(2:29:46 AM) DrSword: Anne Frank sucked my dick
(2:29:57 AM) Anski: I LOVE YOU JESUS CHARARAIIAIAIIAIIIIIIIIIST
(2:30:01 AM) Anski: that's that entire album in one line
(2:30:40 AM) DrSword: Well, actually.
(2:30:40 AM) DrSword: I'd say Anne Frank fits better
(2:30:40 AM) DrSword: At least in my eyes
(2:31:02 AM) DrSword: And by fit better
(2:31:02 AM) DrSword: I meant my dick, in her mouth
(2:31:02 AM) DrSword: Haha, yeah I'm good
(2:31:06 AM) Noslam: im going to bed
(2:31:12 AM) Noslam: getting kinda late for me
(2:31:26 AM) Noslam: bid you all adieu
(2:30:17 AM) HaloOfTheSun: Hey what's going on?
(2:30:22 AM) HaloOfTheSun: Are you doing some cool haikus?
(2:30:24 AM) HaloOfTheSun: I will join in too
2:32:37 AM) DrSword: Halo, I enjoy you
(2:32:37 AM) DrSword: In fact, come make love to me
(2:32:37 AM) DrSword: I demand it now, please
(2:34:21 AM) DrSword: I am your king now
(2:34:21 AM) DrSword: Bring me your pretty children
(2:34:21 AM) DrSword: I will rape them soon
(2:34:32 AM) HaloOfTheSun: Sword, I will submit
(2:34:35 AM) HaloOfTheSun: Prepare your anus for cock
(2:34:37 AM) HaloOfTheSun: Its name is Big Phil
(2:35:17 AM) DrSword: My anus will be fine
(2:35:17 AM) DrSword: He trains daily with large fruits
(2:35:17 AM) DrSword: Don't worry, my friend
(2:36:09 AM) DrSword: Iron and Wine
(2:36:09 AM) DrSword: Really is a mood kill when,
(2:36:09 AM) DrSword: I wish to jerk off
(2:34:46 AM) Noslam: kamehameha
(2:34:51 AM) Noslam: kamehamehameha
(2:34:55 AM) Noslam: kamehameha

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<Anski> drsword
<Anski> you're pretty open about everything ever
<DrSword> ;)
<Anski> enlighten us with some funny things
<Anski> that have happened to you during sex
<DrSword> oh oh god
<DrSword> but
<DrSword> you guys respect me
<DrSword> somewhat
<Anski> lol
<Anski> not really
<DrSword> fair enough
<Anski> but we like you enough to keep you around
<DrSword> okay
<Anski> for the past 5 years
<DrSword> So the first time I ever got head
<DrSword> and she was kinda
<DrSword> uh

<Gracie> fair enough
<DrSword> enthusiastic about it
<Gracie> i dont like where this is going.
<DrSword> so anyways 5 minutes of awkwardness go by
<DrSword> and I kind of thrust a little bit when I finish
<DrSword> and she looks up
<DrSword> and she has tears in her eyes

<Pacman> oh, we talking about this now
<DrSword> and right when I ask whats wrong
<DrSword> she sneezecoughs

<Gracie> AWWWW NOOO
<Anski> LOL
<DrSword> and semen just flies out of every orifice in her face
<Gracie> SALDHASLJD I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
<Anski> oh my god
<DrSword> And she grabs her shirt
<Anski> my spleen
<Anski> she burns
<DrSword> and just stuffs it in her face
<Gracie> cant breath
<DrSword> and I ask again if shes okay
<DrSword> and she just screams
<DrSword> "ITS BURNING MY NOSE"

<Gracie> im gone again XD
<DrSword> I never talked to her again after that
« Last Edit: December 16, 2011, 06:09:42 AM by Mein Captein »


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Spoiler for HOLY FUCK SWORD WHAT THE HELL:
17:09   DrSword   where was I
17:10   Anski   anal
17:10   DrSword   right
17:10   DrSword   First time DrSword tried Anal
17:10   DrSword   Okay
17:10   DrSword   so I knew this girl
17:10   DrSword   who was a christian
17:10   DrSword   devout
17:10   DrSword   promise ring
17:10   DrSword   everything
17:10   Pacman   oh god.
17:10   DrSword   We played around and stuff
17:10   DrSword   But I wanted some damn penetration
17:11   DrSword   So one day
17:11   DrSword   we're over at my mom's place
17:11   DrSword   and all alone
17:11   DrSword   so I decide to take one of my mother's condoms
17:11   DrSword   and try to coax this girl into giving me her innocence
17:11   DrSword   She tells me "No, I'm saving myself for the lord"
17:11   DrSword   yada yada
17:12   Pacman   god wants your virginity.
17:12   DrSword   I end up getting her to give me entry to her buttgates
17:12   DrSword   anyways I slip the condom on
17:12   DrSword   and after 30 minutes of poking and prodding
17:12   DrSword   find my way in
17:12   DrSword   and then like
17:12   DrSword   10 seconds later
17:13   DrSword   she screams at me to get out
17:13   DrSword   so I pull out
17:13   DrSword   and oh my dear lord
17:13   DrSword   the stench
17:13   DrSword   Apparently these condoms were from 1995
17:13   Anski   LOL
17:13   Pacman   hahahaha
17:13   DrSword   And the scent of expired spermicide, lubricant, sweat, and buttjuice combined
17:13   DrSword   oh my god
17:14   DrSword   its the most horrible thing I have ever smelt
17:14   DrSword   and there was some weird mayonaise looking substance created from all of it
17:14   DrSword   Holding back the urge to puke I take the condom off and throw it behind the bed
17:14   DrSword   I run and scrub my johnson off for 45 minutes
17:14   DrSword   girl leaves and I never talk to her again etc etc
17:14   DrSword   so anyways
17:14   DrSword   2 years later
17:15   DrSword   and my dad kicks me out of his place
17:15   DrSword   SO GUESS WHERE I GET TO STAY
17:15   DrSword   In the buttsex room
17:15   DrSword   Luckily by this point I had forgotten all about it though
17:15   DrSword   However
17:15   DrSword   a month later
17:15   DrSword   my mom decided she wants to move into a new place
17:15   DrSword   so when we start packing
17:15   Pacman   oh god.
17:16   DrSword   lol
17:16   DrSword   her and her boyfriend were moving the bed
17:16   Pacman   2 year old buttjuice expired condom.
17:16   DrSword   while I was packing shit
17:16   DrSword   and the bed had apparently created a tomb for the condom
17:16   DrSword   containing the scent and keeping it fresh
17:16   DrSword   when they moved the bed and saw the beast
17:16   DrSword   my mom threw up on it
17:17   Anski   lol
17:17   DrSword   which chain reactioned to her boyfriend with stomach problems
17:17   DrSword   and they both threw up again on the bed
17:17   DrSword   AND THAT IS THE TALE OF HOW I SLEPT ON A FUTON FOR A YEAR AND A HALF
Spoiler for MORE WHAT THE FUCK:

17:21   DrSword   This next story is about love
17:21   DrSword   I guess
17:21   DrSword   I dont know how I fell in love with this girl after this story but whatever
17:21   DrSword   ANYWAYS
17:22   DrSword   This was the girl that you were always trying to get with
17:22   DrSword   You spent years and you knew it was a lost cause
17:22   DrSword   But you kept trying anyways
17:22   DrSword   So one day
17:22   DrSword   Young DrSword is at this girl's house
17:22   DrSword   Sitting on her couch
17:22   DrSword   When she turns over
17:23   DrSword   and spontaneous teenage sex occurs
17:23   DrSword   She starts kissing me and moving down
17:23   DrSword   and she starts going down on me
17:23   DrSword   When my not so good friend Jew Boy arrives
17:23   DrSword   Out of shock and surprise
17:23   DrSword   The girl thought it would be a good idea
17:23   DrSword   to bite down
17:24   Pacman   ooh
17:24   DrSword   So I started freaking out
17:24   DrSword   and smashing her head with a pillow
17:24   DrSword   which again
17:24   DrSword   made her bite down
17:24   DrSword   Thankfully it didnt last and thus ended that horrid affair
17:24   DrSword   But THEN
17:25   DrSword   Jew Boy finally fucking left
17:25   DrSword   and we moved into her bedroom for more privacy
17:25   DrSword   So we start making out and stuff
17:25   DrSword   and she takes my shirt off
17:25   DrSword   and starts biting me on my chest hard as fuck
17:25   DrSword   which is giving me something similar to 'nam flashbacks
17:26   DrSword   and I dont think I had ever even gotten this far with a girl before
17:26   DrSword   so when I reach down and feel her thong sticking out of her jeans
17:26   Pacman   so you were like 4
17:26   DrSword   I was utterly confused as to what to do with it
17:26   DrSword   I was like
17:26   DrSword   14
17:26   DrSword   anyways
17:26   DrSword   Half seeking revenge
17:26   DrSword   and half wanting comedic relief
17:27   DrSword   I grab a hold of her panties
17:27   DrSword   and yell "NERDS GET WEDGIES" at the top of my lungs
17:27   DrSword   and rip her thong out of the pants
17:27   DrSword   she screams
17:27   Anski   a
17:27   Anski   aha
17:27   Anski   aaaa
17:27   Anski   aaaaaa
17:27   DrSword   and her 5 year old brother thinking we're playing
17:27   DrSword   runs in the room
17:27   DrSword   and yells
17:27   DrSword   "WHO WANTS COOKIES"
17:27   DrSword   why I do not know
17:27   DrSword   there were no cookies
17:28   Pacman   hahahahaha
17:28   DrSword   anyways
17:28   DrSword   Embarassed and full of pain
17:28   DrSword   Katy starts full blown crying
17:28   DrSword   and I start freaking out
17:29   DrSword   so I tried to offer her panties back
17:29   DrSword   as a peace treaty
17:29   DrSword   she punched me in the face
17:29   yuyubabe   im back
17:29   DrSword   and I grabbed my shirt and ran out the door
17:29   Gracie   yuyu has to share next :P
17:29   DrSword   Jew Boy had been wating outside
17:29   yuyubabe   what!?!?
17:29   DrSword   and saw all of the bitemarks
17:29   DrSword   and assumed we had sex
17:30   Anski   gracie has to share next
17:30   DrSword   and promptly tells everyone we did it
17:30   Anski   yuyu has no stories!
17:30   Gracie   okay :)
17:30   Pacman   lol
17:30   yuyubabe   I am a clean human being :0
17:30   DrSword   Later at school
17:30   DrSword   I get called up to the office
17:30   Gracie   i have stories sure. they're just hot. not really funny at all.
17:30   DrSword   because apparently a teacher overheard jew boy mentioning my name
17:30   DrSword   and I get to tell this exact story to a counselor
17:31   DrSword   who tells me I have intimacy issues
17:31   Anski   (your counselor was right)
17:31   Pacman   oh dang
17:31   DrSword   lol
17:31   DrSword   anyways
17:31   yuyubabe   Note to self: If I see sword in college, run and pretend I never saw him
17:31   DrSword   I ended up actually losing my virginity to that girl
17:31   DrSword   and then she cheated on me and broke my heart ;o;
17:31   Pacman   ;__;
17:32   DrSword   so I kept her ripped panties as a trophy
17:32   Anski   do you still have them
17:32   DrSword   no
17:32   Anski   .-.
17:32   DrSword   I dont know what happened to them either
17:32   DrSword   .-.
« Last Edit: December 16, 2011, 06:34:11 AM by Pacman »
it's like a metaphor or something i don't know

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