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I suppose that leaves me to be the drunk. :<
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Zylos ;_;

Would you please forgive me and sell me some booze?

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That's a shame. I was going to ask Caro to do the interview.

*dives in front of the plane before it hits Zylos, grabs it out of the air, unfolds it, and hands it to him calmly*

Thank you. Now, take this upstairs and wait for Caro in the first room on the right.

I'll fill out an application for waiter, I have nothing to do at the moment.

Just follow Dertt and go to the first room on the left. Someone will be along shortly to "interview" you.

Now are you going to be a cocktail waiter, or a cock+tail waiter?

That type of position has already been filled by someone else, iykwim.

Are you hiring for bouncers?

Yes, and we're also looking for a card shark for the backroom.

I suppose that leaves me to be the drunk. :<

*hands Anski another Vodka*

Zylos ;_;

Would you please forgive me and sell me some booze?

Sure. What'll you have?




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Fine. *Walks to the "interview"*


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I will have a Kamikaze.

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I could be a card shark.  8)
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*notices a picture on the wall*



Aaaaawwww...

*walks over and turns it around to face the wall*

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What a picture, indeed. XD


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Looks like you need a Texan manager with a 10 gallon hat. I could help your bar get a name for itself son. Whatdaya say? I'll help get bands to play at your bar and advertise for ya, for saaaaay, 10% of the profits?

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I will have a Kamikaze.

*slides over a glass*


I was getting bored waiting upstairs by myself.

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Wait, Why Am I here!? Zylos! Thi was not on the Agreement >___>;;; There's people watching!!!!

*drinks Cola* Aother oe!!!!!!!!  :tpg:

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Evidently Caro hasn't had enough drinks yet for the interview. *hand Dertt the keys to the bedroom liquer cabintet*

Oh, and Anski? You're hired. No interview needed.




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*opens bedroom liquor cabinet* Wait, you have actual absinthe here? Why the hell was I drinking a Glasgow with Pernod?

*walks back downstairs*
Here you go, Caro.
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Zylos, what am I doing right now?

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Good. I need a table with 5 decks of cards, two of them all the same color and symbol.

I also need a bottle of Smirnoff and a bottle of Absolut.

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I'll take a Screaming Orgasm. :V

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I'll take a Screaming Orgasm. :V


Unless you meant the kind you can only get upstairs.
And shouldn't you be unconscious? You've already had two AMFs and a Kamikaze.

I also need a bottle of Smirnoff and a bottle of Absolut.

Got this from upstairs. Premium.
And the Absolut... well, take your pick.


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Fuck just give me the mans vodka.

Straight up plain vodka
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Fuck just give me the mans vodka.

Straight up plain vodka


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And shouldn't you be unconscious? You've already had two AMFs and a Kamikaze.


Yes.




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Good evening, gentlesirs! I just got off work.

Hey, barkeep, gimme a liter of Guinness!

And do that fancy 3 leaf clover with the foam thing and I'll give you an extra tip.  ;)

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Good evening, gentlesirs! I just got off work.

Hey, barkeep, gimme a liter of Guinness!

And do that fancy 3 leaf clover with the foam thing and I'll give you an extra tip.  ;)

*passes a glass down*
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:3
* Hei is a good tipper

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That's just a pint, not a liter, so notify me when you finish that so I can give you another.

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looks like a liter to me OKAY  ;8

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