Have you ever?

No, but funny you should mention it, someone did that to me today to try and weird me out. I hit him. 

Ever look in the fridge just because you were bored?

HA! xD Nice.

And yes... : (

Ever touched a wild animal? Deer, snake, turtle, frog...

Loads

not innapropriately mind.


Ever gotten lost in a new school/workplace?

Yeah, but only on the first day. Apparently my English 10-1 class was moved to another room with another teacher on the very first day with no notice. Screwed me right the f*** up.

Ever tried to woo a girl/guy by dedicating a song to them?

Nope!

Ever invented something delicious? I have created the hi-c and sprite milkshake.

Yes!  Grilled chicken breast, sliced into bite sized pieces+gorgonzola cheese+vinagrette marinated artichole hearts, red bell peppers and green olives+crusty bread with hummus= FREAKIN AMAZING!

Ever try to lift something too heavy for you and actually get it off the ground, and then fall over sideways 'cus is was too heavy?

yeah,but that "thing" fell and I was not suposed to let it fall

Ever wanted to put a cat in a tutu and when you tried the cat scratched you and then you were bleeding like a fontain but then your mam came and put a spongebob plaster on it?

...um, no.


Have you ever had someone accidentally message you with a very naughty line, due to the wrong window being pulled up while they were having cybersex with someone else?

Yeah, and then they tried to get me in to it :x

Ever give something important to someone you thought was "the one", that was expensive and irreplaceable, only for them to get rid of you the following week?

yeah once

ever made a game that sounded and looked weird but when you played it it was awesome?

yes, it was called cutlery and was played with several people two die and 21 assorted pieces of plasticware. you roll the dice, and the higher amount on the dice is what you have to pic up, and the lower die is ignored. If you would take the last piece of cutlery on your turn, you only take as much as is present.

Should you ever roll doubles, all cutlery is placed back into the center of the board.

Have you ever gotten an angry text from someone who mistook you for someone of the sex opposite your own, and the subject of said text was an assumption that you were trying to steal their woman/man (whichever is the sex you are not attracted to)? Extra points if you played along and fought back.

no not really...

ever had to go to the hospital and when you were there they told you you had to wait 2 minutes but it turned out to be an hour?

No, but judging by your profile picture, I assume you have.

Ever said you wouldn't do something and at the very last minute turn around and do it and be made fun of it later?

yep happend to me like five times

ever got sick by drinking 1 glas of beer?

nope...

Ever tried to pull a rip off during a sale of somesorts?

Can't say that I have.

Ever fart so hard you shit yourself?

I don't recall, but it might have happened once.

Ever het pissef ofg becaise you cant type worth shit and 'ookinf at tje kleyvoard foesnt' jepl?

TRANSLATION: Ever get pissed off because you can't type worth shit and looking at the keyboard doesn't help?

My fingers move slower than my brain so I skip or add letters randomly.

Ever farted and blamed in on an inanimate object.

AND WERE YOU BELIVIED?!

Yes, to both. Chairs win.

Ever skipped a meal because you were so zoned out on a game? (Damn I'm hungry now...)

Usually it's because I'm zoned out on a project hardcore, but yeah, plenty of times.

Ever made some unholy combination of Bacon + some other food that shouldn't really combined with bacon?

No, there are no foods that shouldn't be combined with bacon.

Have you ever fantasized about living in medieval times?

Absolutely, then realizing how quickly I would die.

Have you ever sat and watched a TV series (be it on DVD or not) from start to finish without getting up for anything except maybe a bathroom break?

Yes. The wife was gone with the kids and I watched Samurai Jack from start to end.

Ever get something stuck in your teeth so firmly that removal attempts caused the breakage of the instrument used?

no not really
Ever got chased by police while you never done anything wrong or illegal?

Nope, I run track, police know better.

Have you ever killed an animal? I stepped on a bird (on accident).