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RMRK General => General Chat => Topic started by: Fiestin on August 31, 2005, 05:11:01 AM

Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on August 31, 2005, 05:11:01 AM: This will, I hope, be fun. In this you ask "What if" questions and the person who posts below you can answer or comment on it. The object of the game is to. . . well this is no object I geuss. Just think of something. Here goes.

What if this "Game" sucks?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: michaelxp on August 31, 2005, 07:22:41 AM: Just as a note, this thread doesn't belong here, anymore, i think. It belongs in the forum games forum... But, meh, what do i know?

BOT: If this game sucks, People wouldn't play it.

What if I'll try jumping off a cliff?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on August 31, 2005, 08:43:01 AM: you'll die, and everyone will be happy.

What if there will be no TV in the world?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on August 31, 2005, 09:00:30 AM: then ill jump off a cliff

what if RPG Maker never was made
Title: What if. . .
Post by: michaelxp on August 31, 2005, 10:24:10 AM: then we wouldn't be here, in these forums which would've probably never been made or maybe, Instead it would be a forum on porn.

What if i didn't ask "what if"
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on August 31, 2005, 10:45:03 AM: Then the question would be 'i didn't ask', and I would wonder: 'ask what?'

What if we ran out of oil?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: michaelxp on August 31, 2005, 02:08:11 PM: excellent question. lol

what if smilies controled the world?! :O_o: :whoa:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: The Moogle on August 31, 2005, 04:05:58 PM: then those with no emotion would be lackies to those who abuse the smilies! :twisted: :twisted:

what if i had a bazooka? :twisted:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on August 31, 2005, 04:45:19 PM: hmm... i'll take it from you..

what if all the smilies in the post would turn into :evil: ?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on August 31, 2005, 07:28:27 PM: Then this would be a very depressing place to be.

What if the sky was Neon Green?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: sirfrancisdrake on August 31, 2005, 07:32:32 PM: then i'd start partying.

whatif we all found a way to communicate telepathically?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on August 31, 2005, 07:34:45 PM: My head would start to hurt and I would know what you were thinking. . .hehe

What if space was white.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: michaelxp on August 31, 2005, 08:01:11 PM: then, i'de be blind.

What if I was god?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on August 31, 2005, 10:23:21 PM: I'd stay non-religous,

What if. . . 9/11 never happend.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on August 31, 2005, 11:09:09 PM: then sudarm would still be in power

what if i was crank the owner of this forum
Title: What if. . .
Post by: The Moogle on August 31, 2005, 11:51:21 PM: the real crank would be you :shock:

what if i planted a bomb on your tiolet??
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on September 01, 2005, 12:13:10 AM: THEN ILL PUT 5 BOTTELS OF LAXITIVE IN YOUR DRINK (or crap my caps was on sorry)

what if dogs could talk
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheBodge on September 01, 2005, 12:16:41 AM: they'd be really annoying

What if i stripped nude covered myself in chalk and ran through the streets singing "this is the way we make chicken tonight"
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 01, 2005, 12:36:29 AM: i'd take a picture and share it with all the online communities I know...

what if I was actualy not really (duh) stupid while at the same time being stupid in the sense of wisdom in not actualy getting any knowledge therefore not having wisdom and being plundged into an infinite loop of dumbness?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheBodge on September 01, 2005, 01:03:01 AM: I'd send an email to bill gates asking if he could help you.

what if i learnt to poo through my ears?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 01, 2005, 01:11:55 AM: that'd be awesome.

what if everything was made out of chocolate?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: sirfrancisdrake on September 01, 2005, 01:16:57 AM: then we couldn't communicate, or breathe, and we'd all die. air would be unbreathable, and we couldn't think due to chocolate brains.

what if i was crankeye was renamed eyeknarc?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on September 01, 2005, 01:17:09 AM: everything would be gone cause i would eat it. yum!

what if the only music there is, is disco?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Crankeye on September 01, 2005, 01:36:39 AM: Then we would all do the hustle. *doo do do doo do do doo! doo doo doo dah doo doot!

What if we were hooked into the matrix?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: sirfrancisdrake on September 01, 2005, 01:38:40 AM: then i'd bounce off walls.

what if we were all turned into sentient spiders?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 01, 2005, 01:38:48 AM: then I would go Neo on my teachers' arses.

what if crankeye.com WAS the matrix
Title: What if. . .
Post by: The Moogle on September 01, 2005, 03:09:00 AM: i would hack into crankeye.com and be all powerful

what if i was already all powerful?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on September 01, 2005, 05:27:35 AM: THEN I WOULD RULE THE WORLD WHAHAHAH

what if ever rom you could download worked
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 01, 2005, 08:54:02 AM: Noone would buy that silly XBox anymore.

What if Bush wasn't reelected?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 01, 2005, 10:04:55 AM: then most of the chances that i was elected.

what if there were 100 hours a day?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: michaelxp on September 01, 2005, 10:27:19 AM: then hours would be very short/i wouldn't live to 80 :O_o:

What if we're all clones?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 01, 2005, 04:16:50 PM: Then we would have a huge army ready for nothing.

What if I just ate a pancake for breakfast?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 01, 2005, 06:25:24 PM: Then I'd ask, cold or warm? Cause cold is quite normal here actually.

Vacuumcleaning or watch a film downstairs?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 01, 2005, 10:49:25 PM: I would have to say watching TV. . .

What if there was no color red?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on September 01, 2005, 10:51:41 PM: then our blood would be clear!

what if there were no languages
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 01, 2005, 10:53:12 PM: Then we'd all be talking in morse code .....

What if teh letter a didnt exist?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 02, 2005, 01:59:15 AM: A lot of words would be very funny.

What if I didn't have a brother??
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 02, 2005, 02:04:06 AM: we would have peace. . (ALELUIAAAAA)

What if...........................Hitler was never born?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on September 02, 2005, 02:08:49 AM: then social class wouldve been much shorter

what if i was never born?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 02, 2005, 02:09:33 AM: (yes By the way ^^)

What a wounderful thing that would be, huh?

What if my PJ's were not British. lol.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 02, 2005, 03:28:50 PM: then it was german.

what if no one did invent the phone?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 02, 2005, 04:40:01 PM: Everyone would have pidgeons to deliver messages with.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 02, 2005, 07:57:19 PM: [no answer than]

what if there was no number 6?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: michaelxp on September 02, 2005, 08:07:16 PM: my infamous number would be no more, and instead, i would have a different one...

(btw, it's "then" and not "than"- than indicated comparison: more than and then indicated time, i smoked and then i droped dead)

What if i really was an american and i didn't give a shit?
(i don't give a shit, but i'm no american :O_o: )
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on September 02, 2005, 10:12:09 PM: then you would smoke more then you normally do

what if i wasnt an american who doesnt give a s**t
Title: What if. . .
Post by: sirfrancisdrake on September 02, 2005, 10:46:03 PM: then you wouldn't. simple as that.

What if i was a Dragon that was named Yologgaygernatinaty?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 03, 2005, 09:52:57 AM: Everyone would call you dragon, cause your name would be too difficult to pronounce.

What if I tell you that Bush did a bad thing, 'freeing' Iraq?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 03, 2005, 10:09:36 AM: then i'll get myself all the way to the states and kill him with a knife

what if the states in the usa weren't united?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 03, 2005, 03:22:03 PM: there would be alot of confusion and mixing up (States of America, SA -> Saoudi Arabia, South Africa...).

What if music wouldn't exist?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 03, 2005, 03:33:37 PM: Then I'd be in heaven lol. :D

What if the number 0 never existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on September 03, 2005, 04:24:36 PM: then wed count like this 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 11!

what if i was blind
Title: What if. . .
Post by: sirfrancisdrake on September 03, 2005, 04:52:36 PM: then i could silently tease you and you wouldn't know.

What if RPG Maker was rekaM GPR?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: michaelxp on September 03, 2005, 05:23:35 PM: then everyone would call it like that. duh

lol

what if i was 666 years old?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on September 03, 2005, 05:46:39 PM: then youd be dead!

what if A was a number and 2 was a letter?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 03, 2005, 07:09:26 PM: we would spell like this: I 2te A 2pples.

What if....FF never existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on September 03, 2005, 07:13:41 PM: then i wouldnt be on crankeye..ready for a flashback! one day i bought ff7 i played it and loved it, then i decided time later to help stupid noobies, so i went to gamefaqs, where a person posted a tpoic on what to use for rpg making, a person replied rpgmaker, i decided to get that and try it out, i didnt understand much so i went looking for help and found this forum! end flashback.

wooooooo that was tiring.
what if, what and if, werent words?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 03, 2005, 07:17:45 PM: Then there'd be other words for their meaning (I'll make these up)

Wote min there was no Satan?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on September 03, 2005, 07:26:45 PM: hey, dont be mean i didnt know you wanted me dead, gosh!

what if 666 was a lucky number
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 03, 2005, 07:40:12 PM: First of all, I know Satan and you're not close to being Satan.

Second 666 is my sister's lucky number.

What if we could travel back in time?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: michaelxp on September 03, 2005, 07:47:49 PM: then whoever traveled here couldn't come back. and we'de have high teched technology since they'de come back here.

Wote min I was gay :whoa: :O_o:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 03, 2005, 11:19:26 PM: then I'd hook you up with some1 from school (don't get me started)

What if everyone in the matrix was represented by a smiley?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on September 04, 2005, 12:30:06 AM: then everyone in the matrix would look like this 8)

what if, what if, what if?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 04, 2005, 04:01:13 AM: I'm not sure what would happen then. . .

What if he went to the restroom?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 04, 2005, 10:34:46 AM: Define 'he'?

Wote min we really had a pool party and all the crankeye members would come!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 04, 2005, 11:35:23 AM: Dunno what would happen, but there'd be party...where would it be though?

Wote min TVs didn't exist?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: michaelxp on September 04, 2005, 12:35:03 PM: don't even think about it! :shock:

Wote min I was you?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 04, 2005, 01:13:44 PM: then i'll be you? :shock:

Wote min all the ladies were ugly?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on September 04, 2005, 04:00:37 PM: guys would be gay!

wote min, yo no quiero una torta muy grande?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 04, 2005, 06:00:50 PM: You would have to get a smaller one!

Wote min all the letters would be replaced by smilies?

:hick: :humph: :crazy: :huh:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 05, 2005, 03:17:19 PM: then :D :shock: :P :roll: :O_o: :^^: :whoa: :o

:roll: :evil: :x :x :x :? ? (translation = what min if crankeye didn't exist?)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on September 05, 2005, 03:25:54 PM: we wouldnt be here talkin like this :^^: :shock: :( :roll: :| :O_o: :cry: :x :D

wote min, we didnt have cds mp3's or i pods, just tape cassettes
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 05, 2005, 05:21:33 PM: ehm...we all would have the old fashion walkmans 8)

Wote min all questionmarks would be replaced by an exclamationmark!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 05, 2005, 05:56:07 PM: then i could write this!? insted of ?!, am i right!

wote min this topic never exist?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 06, 2005, 10:50:13 AM: We would have some spare time after skipping through the entire forum.

Wote min carrots could talk!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: michaelxp on September 06, 2005, 11:23:58 AM: Then i wouldn't eat them... maybe :twisted:

what if all your base are belong to us?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 06, 2005, 02:11:36 PM: all games would be that silly...omg...it's fun to watch though.

Wote min talking carrots would take over the world!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 06, 2005, 03:58:44 PM: :whoa: then i'll get outta here

What if there were no bones in our bodies?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 06, 2005, 05:58:26 PM: We all would be jellyfish-like

Wote min only the beans can defend us against the talking carrots taking over the world!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: gyromon on September 06, 2005, 09:25:38 PM: I'd kill myself.
What if I hacked this site to bits and canceled all ur accounts?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: sirfrancisdrake on September 06, 2005, 10:35:42 PM: then i'd find a way, no matter what you did, to kill u.

what if i killed Gyromon?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 07, 2005, 12:54:06 AM: Well....then.....I geuss I would.......miss him?

What if my new car is awesome?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: michaelxp on September 07, 2005, 10:16:08 AM: then you'de be less time here, and more time cruising 8)
or maybe not, because maybe the gas would cost more... :O_o:

What if I could drive (i'm 15)?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 07, 2005, 11:26:59 AM: :^^: you can't. if you could, you would ruin israel's roads!

Wote min bugs were big as humans and humans were little as bugs?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 07, 2005, 02:46:08 PM: We would all worship beans!!!

Wote min me and Fiestin would marry?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: michaelxp on September 07, 2005, 04:38:37 PM: the kids would look like :whoa:

what if i was married to the world's hottest chick!!!

I Wish
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 07, 2005, 05:36:17 PM: Then wouldn't you think that you were lucky huh? *looks at Wouter for his post* :oops:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: gyromon on September 07, 2005, 05:41:42 PM: U didnt give a what if.

What if purple chickens launched a worldwide attack on mankind?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: dwarra on September 07, 2005, 05:43:12 PM: Ya, it was rather strange lol

What if my hard drive blew, and all backups of my RPG conveniantly destroyed themselves?

(Hope that dont happen :? )
Title: What if. . .
Post by: AlianceKing2007 on September 07, 2005, 08:19:53 PM: You would be mad an angry about it.

What if all the humans in the world only spoke one language.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on September 07, 2005, 08:26:25 PM: i would be the happiest person alive, no foreign language classes, and no searching for english versions of the roms i want!!!! damnit i need an english zelda rom, preferably any on gameboy color or adavance, or ocarina of time!!!!

what if....................................................................................... .......................................................................... those dots werent there?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: AlianceKing2007 on September 07, 2005, 08:41:19 PM: Your message would be so short.

What if there were other planets like earth with more humans.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 08, 2005, 03:02:13 AM: Then there would be other life.

What if every one on this forum hates me?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: AlianceKing2007 on September 08, 2005, 03:32:26 AM: Then no one would be talking to you an you would be ignore.

What would the world be if it had flying cars.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 08, 2005, 03:53:13 AM: I'm not sure but you might need a ladder to get in your car.

What if they made JOLT gum?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: chimpmunk on September 08, 2005, 04:20:39 AM: they do it pritty good

what if monkys could fly
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Maestress Xina on September 08, 2005, 07:51:21 AM: I train 'em so they'd fly into YOUR window and kidnap you in your sleep.

What if Sephrioroth came to our world in an attempt to take it over?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 08, 2005, 04:03:26 PM: :^^: then he will succeed. he's got the arab blood.

Wote if there was no sound?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 08, 2005, 04:45:49 PM: It would be nice and quiet, no screaming kids around me all day.
And Fiestin, not everyone in this forum hates you!

Wote min everyone would stop eating meat?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 09, 2005, 12:36:29 PM: then we were all vegeterian and some of the animals weren't disappearing

Wote min we had no face?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 09, 2005, 04:27:13 PM: We had to draw our own faces.

Wote min cats would bark?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 09, 2005, 11:56:26 PM: Then dogs would chirp an birds would meow...yeah the world would be pyshcotic lol. :|

What if this topic never existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 10, 2005, 01:12:21 AM: Oh, then we'd go to the edge of the world and fall off, like monkeys lol.

What if there was no World Wars?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: thetallness on September 10, 2005, 03:22:04 AM: Then there would be world peace.

What if I went postal and slaughtered everyone and everything at my place of employment?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 10, 2005, 03:34:51 AM: I would screem and cover my eyes.

What if I get locked in my room.

(What ever you say Wouter)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: thetallness on September 10, 2005, 03:39:07 AM: Well, usually the locks are on the inside of the room, soooo... Unlock the door.

What if I started this sentence but didn't fini
Title: What if. . .
Post by: thetallness on September 10, 2005, 03:52:10 AM: You did... And it has no effect.

What if I wasn't playing this game?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 10, 2005, 08:53:07 AM: You would be doing something more useful?

Wote min pens would be eatable?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on September 10, 2005, 10:28:33 AM: then we would all be in hospital with inc poisoning

what if i ruled the world and you were all my slaves
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 10, 2005, 10:44:52 AM: then everybody will be sad :(

Wote min there were no rpg makers in the world?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 10, 2005, 10:58:58 AM: Then I would yell and not have anything to do with my life. :|

What if girls didn't exist? (shivers)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 10, 2005, 05:49:31 PM: then you wouldn't exist :^^:

What if the satan was good and god was bad?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 10, 2005, 05:56:18 PM: Then the world would have more good than bad...i dont know why, random thought.

What if I didn't exist? I bet people would be happier. :cry:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 10, 2005, 06:05:17 PM: then people would be happier :^^:

What if there was no school?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 11, 2005, 02:57:39 AM: Then I would pitty the parents.

What if I cut my hair?

(BTW Deadlys not a girl . . . I think.)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: sirfrancisdrake on September 11, 2005, 04:12:34 AM: then we'd have to find something else that's always by you in case we need to strangle you :twisted:

what if i strangled Feisten (Wouter would have to kill me lol)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: thetallness on September 11, 2005, 04:15:14 AM: THen there'd be one less girl on the forum.

What if we stopped talking about killing Feisten?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on September 11, 2005, 05:13:46 AM: then she would probley talk to all of you more

what if hambergers ate people.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 11, 2005, 05:24:34 AM: There would be a lot more vegans.

What if fire burned black?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 11, 2005, 10:01:51 AM: ehm...i don't really know

Wote min bears could sing?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 11, 2005, 12:05:56 PM: Then they'd be less stories of them eating people.

What if there was no Ice Age?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 11, 2005, 01:08:01 PM: then there was a heat age and the ice age would be now

What if humans had no faces?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 11, 2005, 01:11:47 PM: Then we wouldn't be able to breathe, eat, taste, smell, or hear.

What if ... smilies never existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 11, 2005, 05:18:48 PM: people would express their feelings with words instead.

wote min games were prohibited
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 11, 2005, 05:19:36 PM: I'd probably be dead of boredom.

What if cars never existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 11, 2005, 06:21:33 PM: so what. we have bikes.

What if Russia was the smallest country in the world?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: AlianceKing2007 on September 11, 2005, 11:50:09 PM: Then Canana would be the biggest on in the world.

What if the world still had dinosaurs.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 12, 2005, 12:19:23 AM: Then I'd have nothing to answer. :?

What if we did not have shoes?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: thetallness on September 12, 2005, 03:20:06 AM: Guess we'd still be wearing sandals.

What if everyone spoke the same language?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 12, 2005, 10:53:37 AM: then dictionaries never existed

What if humans were inmortal?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Maestress Xina on September 12, 2005, 11:23:43 AM: Then crime wouldn't be such a big issue and thrills like rock climbing, sky diving, skate/snowboarding and horror movies would be so lame.

What if you were my slave for the day?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 12, 2005, 02:09:49 PM: you'd probably have sex with me all day ..
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 12, 2005, 09:22:19 PM: Oh good nothing for me, well I don't really mind lol . :|

What if Johnathan Alexander Macdonald never existed? :shock:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 13, 2005, 11:32:01 AM: Then, I wouldn't have had lunch today.

Wote min we could understand animals?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Maestress Xina on September 13, 2005, 11:53:07 AM: Then we'd wage war against monkeys and lose. Plus, Konami would make a Metal Gear game based on them.

...no, wait...they already did...

What if we could breathe underwater?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 13, 2005, 01:26:59 PM: Then I wouldn't be scared of the water like I am.

What if this topic was closed due to excessive spamming? :|
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 13, 2005, 04:46:23 PM: We'd make a new topic and spam that full

Wote min Fiestin doesn't answer my hints?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 13, 2005, 05:19:27 PM: then she will not answer never

What if humans couldn't express feelings?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: sirfrancisdrake on September 13, 2005, 11:37:52 PM: then i'd cry myself to death. :lol:

What if Wouter kicked me out of Guild 2 for hurting Feisten and i retaliated by healing all three of us and then murdering Feisten and Wouter with my Masamune in RPG battle?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Babydragon on September 14, 2005, 12:17:31 AM: *silent with crickets chirping*
Then He would Be Dead?

What If it Rained Poo On Mondays Tuesdays Wednesdays and fridays?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: sirfrancisdrake on September 14, 2005, 06:28:58 AM: then all our lawns and fields would be well-fertilized.

What if this game became a server that was intelligent, had guns, and killed people?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 14, 2005, 11:35:59 AM: Then we would be dead.

What if there were no country borders?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: sirfrancisdrake on September 14, 2005, 05:09:23 PM: Then we'd become Mexico*shudders*

What if Feisten got sick of Wouter being over protective and me being over-psycotic and murdered us both?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 14, 2005, 08:41:57 PM: Then life would be cool. ROFL

What if I was god?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Babydragon on September 14, 2005, 09:58:18 PM: Then No One Would Be Religious

What If Lizzards Ruled The World?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: sirfrancisdrake on September 15, 2005, 02:41:26 AM: then i'd use you all as my slaves.

What if i wan't a lizard?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Maestress Xina on September 15, 2005, 11:36:33 AM: You'd be a frog like that dude on Chrono Trigger (or was it Cross?).

What if Crankeye.com was a musical?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: sirfrancisdrake on September 15, 2005, 06:12:38 PM: then i'd lol forever.

What if lol didn't exist?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Illudar on September 15, 2005, 07:20:59 PM: i'd use rofl

what it i became dictator and killed you all
Title: What if. . .
Post by: sirfrancisdrake on September 15, 2005, 08:21:51 PM: then we'd become Zombies and ROFL and LOL you to death.

What if i quit my non-existant job?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 15, 2005, 08:27:13 PM: you'd get paid to show every1

what if I fail a class b/c of a stupid "binder" grade?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 16, 2005, 09:35:25 AM: then.. hmm... ahhh... arggggg.. dunno!

What if humans lives in mars and sent spaceships to research earth?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 17, 2005, 09:27:36 AM: It would be quite a good system.

Wote min I would become president of Mali? (I quite intend to, just don't know how).
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on September 17, 2005, 10:50:58 AM: then that place is going to become a 3rd world countriy

what if deadly diablo stoped spaming
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 17, 2005, 01:31:48 PM: (would it happen someday??)
Then.. Nobody would have to read the depression craps.

What if I didn't ask this question?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on September 18, 2005, 03:04:51 AM: then i wouldnt be posting.

what if RPG Maker was turned into Adveture Maker
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 18, 2005, 03:06:17 AM: Then that would make it more american huh?

What if people couldn't get sick?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on September 18, 2005, 03:25:16 AM: then there would no no nurses. (nnnooooo) lol

what if i when on a muder sprea.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 18, 2005, 03:35:06 PM: Quote from: gongo3090
then that place is going to become a 3rd world countriy

Mali already is a 3rd world country, you dumbass
---
You'd be very lonely, with no people around you in an area of 100 miles

Wote min children would have beards and mustaches!!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 19, 2005, 10:39:06 AM: Some have :?
So.. when they'll be older they'll have even more?

What if all continents were connected and making an island?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Wouter on September 19, 2005, 02:33:05 PM: We would call it Pancreas :d

Wote min jumping would make you go down, and falling would make you go up?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 19, 2005, 02:56:04 PM: then people will suicide by jumping and not by falling

What if there was only one channel on tv?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Illudar on September 20, 2005, 08:08:32 PM: i wouldnt care because i am on the comp most of the time

what if there were no computers? [i have to say that i would shoot myself]
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 21, 2005, 04:09:45 PM: oh damn i'll suicide for the 666th time!

What if crankeye is really crank?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 22, 2005, 10:19:58 PM: Uh, then it would be crank.com huh.

What if white people were really gray?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 23, 2005, 12:37:57 PM: Then the gray people won't be called gray and the white people won't be called white.

What if Christmas was on summer?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: AlianceKing2007 on September 24, 2005, 12:36:06 AM: Well it is, in the southern hemisphere it's Christmas in the summer.

What if the world was the size of Jupiter.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 24, 2005, 02:32:23 PM: Wow that would be really cool, there would be a lot more people and more places to go.

What if I don't get dressed today and just stay in my pj's in bed.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 24, 2005, 03:26:55 PM: Then.. I'll go to see your pj's!

What if caterpillars rule the world?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 24, 2005, 05:27:41 PM: Then, well then. Uh yes. A lot of things would be different.

What if my dumb cat doesn't shutup.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 25, 2005, 03:04:25 PM: then i will beat it up!

What if phone numbers were 100 digits?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 25, 2005, 03:20:53 PM: Then more people would use IM services, Internet, And Mail...they'd be too tired to dial 100 numbers.

WHAT if...all was opposite?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: sirfrancisdrake on September 25, 2005, 05:26:31 PM: then i'd be a bird, not a lizard.

what if [img] tags were non-existant?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 25, 2005, 06:00:23 PM: I got one.

What if everything in movies and tv shows were real?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 26, 2005, 12:01:48 AM: Then there would be no point of a tv...

What if magic was real and I was stupid?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 26, 2005, 12:03:24 AM: Then i would cast a spell to make you smarter.

What if humans could walk on water?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on September 26, 2005, 12:30:21 AM: then we would all be jesus

what if medabots (its a show) was real
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 26, 2005, 12:32:42 AM: then I would be that guy in the mask! (I used to watch that show)

What if the Mask (from that Jim carrey movie) existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on September 26, 2005, 12:34:20 AM: Then people would be killed for no reason.

What if....
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 26, 2005, 12:36:29 AM: What if What? :|
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on September 26, 2005, 02:15:32 AM: ok...err no what if?

what if master of time posted a what if?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 26, 2005, 01:42:08 PM: then someone would reply like i am doing right now.

What if we all started walking on our hands?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 26, 2005, 03:47:08 PM: Then I would grab my sode with my legs!

What if the police phone number was 119 instead of 911?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 26, 2005, 09:21:06 PM: then a lot of people would get VERY confused

what if... I'm brad pitt? (i wish...)

EDIT: actualy I don't wish... it's nice when it's quiet
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 27, 2005, 11:46:35 AM: Then I'll shoot you for devorcing Jennifer.

What if there were no avatars?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 27, 2005, 01:31:12 PM: Then we would actually have to read the names to know who we are talking to.

What if a smile meant that you were mad?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on September 27, 2005, 03:04:07 PM: then i would be mad alot. lol

what if i finnished this what if
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Maestress Xina on September 27, 2005, 03:04:10 PM: Then we'd all just move on to another topic.

What if all schools were like Balamb Graden (FFVIII)?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 27, 2005, 05:03:57 PM: Then I wouldn't go to school for the rest of my life!

What if the schwat schwif is the schraht schriff? lol
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 27, 2005, 08:00:14 PM: I would start sniffing the snuff... err ya...

what if Bush walked into the golden land? (tri-force home)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 27, 2005, 10:22:11 PM: Then he would be in the golden land(duh) lol

What if TheRotS fell into a vat of toxic waste?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 27, 2005, 10:33:35 PM: then it would be TheRotS_Mutated

what if the golden land were real, and when we all went into it we all turned into monkeys?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 27, 2005, 10:34:56 PM: Then we would have tails *smiles stupidly*

What if mutant squids began taking over the world?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 27, 2005, 10:37:55 PM: then the world would smell of newly killed mutant squids

what if I were a girl
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 27, 2005, 10:38:58 PM: Then nobody would tell the difference because we're all online.

What if resident evil was real?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 28, 2005, 12:57:56 PM: Then I would install a house-alarm.

What if toxic wasn't poison?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 28, 2005, 01:49:14 PM: Then toxic waste would just become waste.

What if the land of Hyrule existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 28, 2005, 05:15:02 PM: Then.. Hmm.. Then I would rule it! :^^:

What if I'm from the future?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 28, 2005, 08:18:01 PM: then you will tell us how much longer till He returns for the 2nd comming

what if the rapture happened while I'm typing this...
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 28, 2005, 08:40:04 PM: Then you wouldn't finish writing your post cuz you'll die.

What if there is a continent on earth that was never exposed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 28, 2005, 10:26:28 PM: Then I would find it and rule it!

What if the oceans turned to acid?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 29, 2005, 09:34:00 AM: Then I wouldn't go to beach never!!

What if the satan number was 911 instead of 666?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 29, 2005, 03:43:58 PM: Who said it wasn't, I mean look at 9/11.....

What if I never get my notebook back from that kid?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 29, 2005, 04:25:54 PM: Then you'll spend the rest of your life crying about it.

What if people started school from the age of 20?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 29, 2005, 11:46:10 PM: then we would have 20 years of free time before being sent to educational hell. :D

What if we were born with infinite knowledge and never had to go to school?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on September 29, 2005, 11:54:55 PM: then life would be shit. bcorse you would know ever thing that would happern and nuthing would be a suprise to you.

what if google ruled the world
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 29, 2005, 11:56:27 PM: it doesn't already? lol

What if there was a smiley that puked?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 30, 2005, 12:17:44 AM: I'd use it when sum1 says sumtin stupid.

what if someone finally sued google for having illegal content in their engine? (I'm not talking rpg maker, I'm talking kiddy *well you know...* and that REALLY bothers me that they keep it in their engine...)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 30, 2005, 12:25:07 AM: well then google would be closed and then we wouldn't be able to get what we actually want like rpg resources.

What if police actually caught every criminal out there
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on September 30, 2005, 01:59:12 AM: then they would be out of a job

what if you were born old and died young (life was reversed)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 30, 2005, 04:41:49 AM: Well then the first 10 years of your life would suck...

What if all S's and N's were switched?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on September 30, 2005, 01:02:41 PM: Thes the whole pontn would be replaced! How crazy in that? lol

What if the words yes and no were switched?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on September 30, 2005, 01:42:18 PM: Then people would get really confused.

What if Sephiroth and Feirce Deity Link fought gainst each other?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on September 30, 2005, 02:31:33 PM: I'm sure Link would die to some awesome attack from sephiroth.

Ewwwwaaaaaahhhhhh I just saw like a huge spider and it was on my leg!!! Then it just disapeard.....what if I can't find it......omg....
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on September 30, 2005, 07:37:58 PM: it will come back into your room at night and crawl into your mouth!!!

what if the words you and i were switched
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 01, 2005, 02:02:54 PM: Then animals would understand us and bite us.

What if all people were def?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on October 01, 2005, 03:59:17 PM: then i could still answer this as i am not blind

what if everyone WAS BLIND!!!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 01, 2005, 05:53:54 PM: Then the world never existed since no one will create anything without seeing..

What if humans had no sense of taste?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on October 02, 2005, 01:15:01 AM: Then we could smell either.

What if it never gets warm again :(
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 02, 2005, 11:20:59 AM: Then it would be cool since in Israel it's always hotty!

What if jokes made us cry and sad things made us laugh?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on October 04, 2005, 11:54:53 AM: then i will say this, your a fat fuck you dont have a dick andi slept with your mum. that would be a strange world.

what if i could spell (lol)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: dwarra on October 04, 2005, 12:20:58 PM: Then you would have a better * key from the amount of times youve corrected yourself...

What if rap never began?
(That would be awesome :P)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on October 04, 2005, 12:27:34 PM: then i would jump of a cliff and bring you with me making sure you hit the ground first.

what if i did that
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 04, 2005, 12:29:17 PM: Then it would be because rap never began.

What if there were more than three genders (male, female..)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on October 04, 2005, 12:33:15 PM: i whoule hope to be the 3rd one. wait how would we make babys we would need to have 3 somes :D

what if full metal alchemist was real and i was Ed
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 04, 2005, 12:37:18 PM: Hmm.. Then I'll make sure you'll have a bitter life.

What if my grandpas' grandpas lived now?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Maestress Xina on October 04, 2005, 03:46:18 PM: Then I'd ask them to tell me where the fountain of youth is.

What if life was like FFX?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 04, 2005, 04:29:18 PM: FFX? Nah, I'd prefer it as FFVIII!

What if people get younger and not older?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: gyromon on October 04, 2005, 04:36:48 PM: We will all be unborn in under 30 years.
What if rpg maker is only realy a myth?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 04, 2005, 07:07:56 PM: Then I'd suicide.
What if everyone had 666 posts?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: gyromon on October 04, 2005, 07:12:33 PM: Then I'd post and have 667!
What if hostile lemurs stole the world's pickle supply?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 04, 2005, 07:18:54 PM: Then I'd create another one

What if I was my own father?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on October 04, 2005, 10:04:18 PM: OMG :shock: ! THATS TOO HORRIBLE! HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT!!!! :x

id like be soo bored to death..that the expression bored to death would become literal

what if bored to death was literal?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on October 05, 2005, 12:57:45 AM: Then you would most likely scratch it when no one was looking.

What if Deadly_Diablo suddenly exploded?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on October 05, 2005, 09:17:56 AM: then you would die from a heart attack and i would laugh and poke you with a stick lol jk

what if forsed dd to drink poision
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 05, 2005, 12:00:31 PM: Then he wouldn't spam in crankeye

What if babies were borned 10 feet tall? :P
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 05, 2005, 07:47:25 PM: then he would spam with his legs

What if the matrix had 10 movies?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 10, 2005, 10:18:58 AM: Isn't it? lopl

What if there were no clocks?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on October 11, 2005, 02:19:22 AM: Then you would be a musical clown

What if I was a monkey? :D
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 11, 2005, 12:13:48 PM: Then your avatar wuold show bananas and your sig will be a banana pic

What if I created rpg maker?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on October 11, 2005, 01:38:08 PM: then for some strange reason, I would hate you...

What if the dark Masters instantly had a kickass game?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 11, 2005, 02:03:24 PM: Then I'd ruin it instantly.. lopl jk!

What if there were 10 guilds?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Kingdomfan423 on October 12, 2005, 01:22:46 AM: then there would be less spam

what if there was a giant piece of cheese on this forum
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 12, 2005, 08:21:40 AM: Then I'd make a pizza and attach the cheese to it.

What if there were kitchens in every room of the house?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 13, 2005, 05:41:16 PM: Then I'd listen to somethin else...

What if I destroyed crankeye?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Maestress Xina on October 16, 2005, 02:50:08 PM: Then those out of the 1136 members that joined that are still active'd be out to get ya.

What if I was secretly a secret agent investigating software piracy?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on October 16, 2005, 03:15:07 PM: then almost everyone on this site would be busted...

what if I was a robot?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 16, 2005, 03:20:49 PM: l0|0l It seems to me like you are.. :whoa:

What if this topic was called "If What"?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on October 16, 2005, 03:42:20 PM: well then people would call the game "if what"

if what L-O-P-L never existed.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: dwarra on October 16, 2005, 04:06:30 PM: Then Assaf and I would both have one less forum member lop-l

What if Smileys didnt exist?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on October 16, 2005, 04:10:06 PM: Then I couldn't do THIS!!!
:whoa: :O_o: :shock: :lol: :D :o :oops: :evil: :x :^^: :| :roll: :cry: :D

What if your avatar sudden;y started killing everyone?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 17, 2005, 02:33:21 PM: I'd run and hide, of course.

What if there were 8923642893642 smileys in Crankeye? :whoa:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Kingdomfan423 on October 18, 2005, 12:57:13 AM: Then I would not want to trick-or-treat near you.

What if you found $1,000,000 in counterfeit bills.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on October 18, 2005, 01:32:31 AM: Then I would cry.

What if the brownies my mom is making suddenly exploded?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on October 18, 2005, 01:35:31 AM: Then it's a good thing you are wherever you are and not here.

What if pasta never existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on October 18, 2005, 01:39:15 PM: then the earth's tides would rise and flood the earth and...stuff....

What if I became the greatest music composer in the universe?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on October 19, 2005, 07:10:05 AM: then you whould never sit agian

what if alchemist were real
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 19, 2005, 12:36:31 PM: This was questioned loads of times... :?

What if I invented a new language? :twisted:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on October 19, 2005, 12:45:12 PM: then it would be confusing

what if he ancered my question
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 19, 2005, 08:02:32 PM: No. No. No.

What if :oops: was never existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on October 20, 2005, 01:04:41 AM: then you would have dont another qestion

what if he ancerms my qestion that he is not doing :P
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Maestress Xina on October 20, 2005, 05:52:48 AM: Then someone'd be in trouble in case one lands (cows don't have a very good sense of direction, you know)...

What if the the people on TV can jump out of the screen?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 20, 2005, 08:04:39 AM: Then I'd run away, I think it's better not to know them..

What if this topic was in the projects forum?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on October 20, 2005, 07:33:31 PM: Crankeye would hit you.

What if we lived in 3005?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Maestress Xina on October 21, 2005, 02:35:40 PM: Then we'd live in a crazy world where cars are replaced by hovercrafts, robots drink beer and celebrities from the 21st century live as heads in a jar.

What if tomorrow never comes?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on October 21, 2005, 10:29:46 PM: it whould not effect me im god

what if the devil was good and god was bad :twisted:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on October 21, 2005, 10:37:57 PM: then you would be bad to the bone.. lol

what if rpg's didn't exist?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Maestress Xina on October 22, 2005, 11:29:50 AM: :O_o:

NO! DON'T SAY THAT!!!!

Er...I mean, their would be no RPG Maker and this forums would cease to exist?

What if the X Box never existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on October 22, 2005, 11:39:31 AM: then the world whould be a better place

what if the internet was never made
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on October 22, 2005, 01:14:28 PM: My god I would weigh 30 pounds less.. :shock:

what if life was an rpg like final fantasy?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on October 22, 2005, 02:06:38 PM: THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

what if the moon blow up
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 22, 2005, 07:44:12 PM: We'd live in total darkness, and that would be cool!!

What if we were all 3 years old?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: gyromon on October 23, 2005, 08:29:22 PM: (BTW the world would net be dark if the MOON blew up... but there would be no tide...)

We would drool a lot.

What if I killed theROTS for being such a moron?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on October 23, 2005, 08:50:22 PM: I would have more posts then him.

What would happen if we had 200 IQ?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: CLRocker1411 on October 23, 2005, 09:55:46 PM: hahahah ohh thats funny haha..wait you were serious? uhh, we'd all be dead

what if rock music wasn't so awesome?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on October 23, 2005, 09:57:42 PM: HOLY CRAP! Suicide!

If I did your mother?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on October 23, 2005, 11:20:36 PM: Then I would hunt you down and shoot your head off and if I didn't, my father most certainly would but with a bigger gun.

What if there was a virtual-reality resident evil game?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on October 24, 2005, 03:27:35 AM: I would sell my house to play it.

What if computers were really cheap?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on October 24, 2005, 07:57:47 AM: they all ready are

what if school was never made (that whoule be the life :D )
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on October 24, 2005, 01:27:35 PM: Then we'd all be morons and would lack understading of many things.

what if linux ruled over microsoft?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on October 25, 2005, 10:30:05 PM: They would rule the world!

What if water was not needed to live?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on October 25, 2005, 10:32:59 PM: Ahhh.... we be all stuck together!

What if the moon hit the States?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on October 26, 2005, 01:32:51 PM: then george bush would have no one to blame.

what if god was one of us (from a song)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on October 26, 2005, 01:34:31 PM: Then he would uh....hm....

What if God decided to smite the whole earth in ten seconds?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on October 26, 2005, 04:15:07 PM: Then we would get in our evas and start shooting...... oh dam forgot this was the real world we have no evas.... then we're srcewed

what if everything was free (including game stations)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Drake775 on October 26, 2005, 06:24:48 PM: everyone would build huge houses that would eventualy cause the earth's crust the collapse, killing everyone in a horrible way.

what if bill gates decided to become an islamic extremist?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on October 26, 2005, 07:01:39 PM: That would mean no more windows. instead it would be coranXP blow me up edition or ala98 manslaughter bomber or something like that.

what if the world was made of chocolate.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on October 26, 2005, 07:29:13 PM: It would be gone in a few days.

What if Star Wars was never made?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: rpg_maximus on October 26, 2005, 07:33:11 PM: Nothing Would happen
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on October 26, 2005, 08:29:10 PM: *cough* and...
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Drake775 on October 26, 2005, 09:08:53 PM: its quite scary, i was actualy asking myself the same question while watching a new hope this morning lol... anyway...

The world would be overtaken by star trek fans!

What if dinosaurs returned to Earth!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on October 26, 2005, 10:40:21 PM: They will become smart!

What if gold was cheap?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Drake775 on October 27, 2005, 06:03:12 AM: Everyone would wear gold suits, but all the magpies would be attracted by all the shinyness and start attacking people.

What if everything you wished for came true?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on October 27, 2005, 06:22:59 AM: then i whould be ever thing and have ever power. and be an alhemist

what if life was a video game and i was the admin :twisted:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Drake775 on October 27, 2005, 07:20:11 AM: I would get Uber Hax and Own joo!

What if michal jackson never destroyed his face?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Soul on October 27, 2005, 07:52:29 AM: (Uber Hax and Own joo.. what the hell :whoa:)

then he whould still be black

what if the internet was run by me
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on October 27, 2005, 02:10:02 PM: Quote from: Zxmelee
It would be gone in a few days.

What if Star Wars was never made?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't dare and say that the wourld would loose it's balance Star Wars is a need it's like water and you can't live without water.

What if the mouse was never invented?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Drake775 on October 27, 2005, 04:12:43 PM: cats would starve, then so would dogs, then chinese people would, then the economy would falter, prices would go up, riots would swarm the street and the world would come to an end. we need mice!

what if ants could think and communicate like us
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 28, 2005, 10:45:12 AM: Then they'd destroy the world

What if good souls went to hell and bad souls went to heaven?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Drake775 on October 28, 2005, 12:48:57 PM: I would actualy carry out my hitlist

What if monkeys had wings and were born with miniguns attached to there arms.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 28, 2005, 02:09:26 PM: Then I'd tell em to kill me

What if my father is a bacon?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on October 28, 2005, 02:12:42 PM: oink??

what if sports were never made?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 28, 2005, 02:13:50 PM: Then I'd not be a champion in the spam olympics :P

What if I had sephiroth instead of cloud in my avvy?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on October 28, 2005, 07:42:02 PM: It wouldn't make any difference.

What if darth vader wasn't luke's father??
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 28, 2005, 10:06:02 PM: Then luke wasn't his son!

What if vlad82 was vlad28?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on October 28, 2005, 10:44:45 PM: then that would mean I was 107 years old because it is the year of my birth.

what if the guy that posted after me died ??
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 29, 2005, 11:46:02 AM: I died a couple of times before..

What if I never died?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on October 29, 2005, 02:24:23 PM: then you would be immortal

what if i went bald?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on October 29, 2005, 02:57:17 PM: Then you would have no hair (duh)

What if the world ended tommorow and I survived and became an all-powerful God?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on October 29, 2005, 03:00:16 PM: then you would be exactly what you said and you would have to recreate the world in your image....

what if i survived too and became an all powerful God as well?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on October 29, 2005, 03:01:34 PM: That would be cool...Oh no. I feel another twilight zone thing aproaching! Must fight it!
*creepy music starts playing* NNNOOOO!!! *runs away screaming*
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on October 29, 2005, 03:03:32 PM: ahhhhhh! runs in circle and screams like a girl

what if Donald Trump lost all his hair?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on October 29, 2005, 03:47:13 PM: Then he would buy a wig.

What if Bill Gates came to my house and gave me a million dollars?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on October 29, 2005, 04:08:08 PM: i would come and steal it from you

what if Donald Trump was my uncle?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 29, 2005, 05:56:32 PM: then yuo'd do other things than posting here

What if 8) was a diguising nerd?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on October 29, 2005, 06:26:29 PM: then he is a loser!

what if drugs were legal?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 29, 2005, 08:01:40 PM: Aren't they? :oops:

What if "what if" was in russian?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on October 29, 2005, 08:04:54 PM: then i coulnd read it at all

what if chickens ruled the world?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 29, 2005, 09:45:15 PM: Then i would be the Leader of Chickens

What if Kingdom Hearts was never made?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: BPKS0 on October 30, 2005, 03:57:50 AM: people would be bored

What if penguins could fly?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 30, 2005, 04:01:07 AM: Then you are smoking something bad!

What if i was Cloud Strife?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: BPKS0 on October 30, 2005, 04:02:30 AM: then you would be strong.

What if a monkey flew into your house screaming like a banshee?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 30, 2005, 04:04:03 AM: i would use my monkey remote and make him shutup

What if you Sephiroth was Clouds Step Mother?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: BPKS0 on October 30, 2005, 04:06:14 AM: Then things would get a little weird..........

What if a crazed gorilla ate your shoe then barfed it up and beat u with it?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 30, 2005, 04:07:17 AM: i would get up and use Omnislash on him.

What if farts where never made?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: BPKS0 on October 30, 2005, 04:08:49 AM: then burps would reely stink.............

What if you blew up?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 30, 2005, 04:10:42 AM: i wouldnt be typing this

What if Micheal Jackson came over to your house?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: BPKS0 on October 30, 2005, 04:13:09 AM: I would lock the doors, get a bazooka call the army set up a machine gun stand get some bombs, set up some land mines make a lazer targeting program aim it at him, set barbed wire around my house and then activate it all :twisted:

What if a zombie came over to your house?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 30, 2005, 04:17:52 AM: ( OMFG GOOD ANSWER TO THE ONE I ASKED YOU)
I would enter cheat codes from the Code Breaker and get infinite ammo and i would shot him for 2 whole days with a Rocket Launcher.

What if a Troll ate you?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: BPKS0 on October 30, 2005, 04:19:31 AM: then my lazer targeting program that I used on MJ would kill him.

What if your cousin was your sister?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 30, 2005, 04:20:39 AM: Then it would change all that happend in time and make a paradox and screw the world up and blow up.

What if you farted and you blew up into a million peices?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: BPKS0 on October 30, 2005, 04:23:06 AM: Then I would haunt my house

What if you got sucked into a black hole while riding in the woods and being chased by vicious squirles that were drunk from last nights party at the old oak tree that was shaped like a big toe?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 30, 2005, 04:37:26 AM: i would stop and have My Black Charizard blow thm up with his Custom Rocket Launcher
Title: What if. . .
Post by: BPKS0 on October 30, 2005, 04:38:09 AM: errr wuts ur what if?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 30, 2005, 04:43:48 AM: crap forgot!!!

what if i came to your house and played Kingdom Hearts?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: BPKS0 on October 30, 2005, 04:44:30 AM: then I would know who u are

What if i found my game file!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 30, 2005, 04:45:45 AM: Then i can play your Demo!

What if i ACTUALLY got a Kingdom Hearts Tile Set Maps and i could finish my KH game?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: BPKS0 on October 30, 2005, 04:49:14 AM: Then I would play it (request them in the resourses forum theres a pin were u can request them)

what if your brother ate your shoe?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 30, 2005, 04:50:51 AM: i would kick his @$$ cause i love my VANS

What if you was a girl?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: BPKS0 on October 30, 2005, 04:51:55 AM: Then I probably wouldn't like RPGs and I wouldn't be at this site
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 30, 2005, 04:53:04 AM: your what if......?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: BPKS0 on October 30, 2005, 04:57:13 AM: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops

what if your hair was blue with pink pocadots
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 30, 2005, 05:50:06 AM: then it would be blue with pink polkadots! DUH

What if you where a Heartless?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 30, 2005, 12:37:49 PM: I am already

What if I wasn't
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on October 30, 2005, 01:20:12 PM: then you wouldn't be

what it monkeys ruled the world?(did i already put this?)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 30, 2005, 05:53:49 PM: I think you did. And then I'd smash them to pieces

What if Sims had 234987234796123 addition packs?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 31, 2005, 01:04:38 AM: then it would have 234987234796123 addition packs

What if games where never made?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on October 31, 2005, 04:42:49 PM: Then crankeye wouldn't exist

What if..
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 31, 2005, 09:11:14 PM: Yeah what if..

What if i had 0 # of post BUt you can still see my post everywhere?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on October 31, 2005, 09:13:13 PM: 011101011010010100110 Error 404! Cannot Find Page!

What if junk food was good for you?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 31, 2005, 09:16:08 PM: I would be Healthy as $#!%.

What if i was RICH?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on October 31, 2005, 09:17:34 PM: You would buy out Square Enix to create a KH game.

What if I bought out Maxis?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 31, 2005, 09:29:10 PM: YOU DAMN RIGHT ON THAT ANSWER YO OUT If I WAS RICH.
Then you would do what you want with it.

What if i ACTUALLY got some tilesets for my KH game?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on October 31, 2005, 10:03:49 PM: Teeth would be happy...

What if people could fly?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 31, 2005, 10:14:52 PM: i would be flying

What if what if wasnt real?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on October 31, 2005, 10:24:43 PM: What if would nver be said a what if question to say what if and get a answer.

What if pie was ice cream?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 31, 2005, 10:34:41 PM: Then milk would be a Solid.

What if HaloOf The Sun was the ruler of the world?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on October 31, 2005, 10:37:50 PM: We would have earphones on all the time listening to his, *cough*, "music" ( :lol: jk)

What if I said ham time?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 31, 2005, 10:39:40 PM: OMG you did say Ham time!!!!! :shock:

What if The world was alll about Final Fantasy?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 31, 2005, 10:51:10 PM: What if you put a What if up Halo of the SUn?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on October 31, 2005, 10:54:02 PM: Thern i woulb be smar...........Wait i would still be dum yeah thats it.

What if i didnt answer this forum?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on October 31, 2005, 11:59:27 PM: then we would continue without you hahaha!

what if i had a beard? i almost have a little beard....what do you call it?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on November 01, 2005, 12:09:19 AM: i would shoot them at people with slingshots.

What if i was the Keyblade Master and it was Ryan instead or Sora?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: nero-nexus on November 01, 2005, 12:40:06 AM: Life would really suck

what if money grew out of trees...sweet sweet money!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on November 01, 2005, 01:30:26 AM: *eating dog* hey they do taste good! lol

What if Crank deleted every single post then we all started over?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on November 01, 2005, 01:33:04 AM: my feet woulld stink.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on November 01, 2005, 02:27:38 PM: What if you saw a balrog walking down the street with a small chiuahua dog.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on November 01, 2005, 02:33:55 PM: Then I would say "WTF?"

What if I lost my moustache?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on November 01, 2005, 04:48:31 PM: It would be cool mustaces are not good for picking up chicks.

What if your computer broke down??
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 01, 2005, 08:28:55 PM: Buy a gaming system... my cube died too! :(

What if PS3 sucked?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on November 01, 2005, 10:13:10 PM: then it would not be worht 400 dollors or 300 cant remeber

What if i was not a skater?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 01, 2005, 10:38:22 PM: You would but be....wood.

What if I was a skater?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 02, 2005, 10:02:04 PM: then you wouldn'd be wood

what if the entire universe was being controled by these giant aliens?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on November 03, 2005, 07:03:01 PM: Then I would get a giant alien kiilling gun and kille all the aliens and rule the world my self and maybe I would give some to DD....

What if I go to cannada for independant study?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 04, 2005, 12:34:24 AM: then i wouldn't eat it (hot dogs arent the same if they arent made of discusting things)

what if pigs could fly?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 04, 2005, 01:42:36 AM: The world would be littered in a layer of crap.

What if there was a show called The Family Pie?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on November 04, 2005, 01:50:17 AM: Then there would be a show about a pie family and i would watch it and i would want to eat them.

What if i was the ruler of Kingdom Hearts?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 04, 2005, 01:52:27 AM: (Like I said...) You would be in the game

What if I was ruler of Crankeye?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on November 04, 2005, 01:54:03 AM: You own crankeye duh!

What if i was the keyblade master?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 04, 2005, 01:56:50 AM: Hehe... cool, that would like you, on the cover of the game.

What if I started talking about ham?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on November 04, 2005, 02:04:03 AM: Well lets talk about ham then

What if i was ham?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 04, 2005, 03:08:29 AM: Your as good as pie!

What if Ham was better then pie?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on November 04, 2005, 03:22:22 AM: It would suck cause i love pie but HAM KICKS ARSE!!!!!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 04, 2005, 03:45:31 AM: i like chinese food!

what if the chinese were the japanese and the japanese were the chinese?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on November 04, 2005, 04:45:27 PM: Well then you could only tell the difference by the art.

What if angles were red?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Maestress Xina on November 04, 2005, 07:54:44 PM: Then devils would be white.

What if the day kept rewinding itself (a la Groundhog Day)?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on November 04, 2005, 07:59:11 PM: I would learn to play the piano Jaja (that was a good movie)

What if you were me and me was you ?? lol
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 04, 2005, 09:26:45 PM: then i would be you and you would be me....simple as that

what if people could combine with animals?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 05, 2005, 12:27:26 AM: That would be retarded!

What if you were a only child?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on November 05, 2005, 12:37:43 AM: Then I would have some peace and quiet.

What if my keyboard blew up?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 01:51:24 AM: then you couldn't type any more...unless you had a spare

what if Zxmelee wasnt canadian?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 05, 2005, 01:54:56 AM: I wouldn't say, eh and Holy crap paladin.

What if mangadude5760 was Canadian?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 01:57:20 AM: I would say "eh" and "holy crap paladin"

what if Zxmelee was japanese?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on November 05, 2005, 02:09:59 AM: He would say a bunch of crap i dont understand

What if the owner of Disney and Square Enix gave me there companys?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 02:24:07 AM: i would secretly kill you and sieze the companies from you and be RICH!!!

what if micheal jacksone wasn't white?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 05, 2005, 03:34:20 AM: He wouldn't be gay!

What if I got X360 right now?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on November 05, 2005, 04:56:49 AM: Then...um....yeah...

What if I got a girlfriend in ten seconds? (I wish!)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 06:35:05 AM: then you would be a lucky SOB!

what if zxmelee had an internet girl friend?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on November 05, 2005, 02:20:52 PM: Then HE'D be a lucky SOB!

What if the girl I really liked dumped her boyfriend and started making out with me? :D
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on November 05, 2005, 03:17:07 PM: Then i'd be happy for you...

wht if you looked up into the sky and saw the death star?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on November 05, 2005, 03:27:43 PM: Then I would say "vlad82...I am your father!" *inhale sound* *exhale sound*

What if somebody was born on February 29th on a leap year? :O_o:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 04:54:33 PM: i dont' know but i'm sure it has some signifigance....right?

what if darth vader ws a pimp?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 05, 2005, 05:59:49 PM: LOL, pimpin' out the droids!

What if Your favourtie video became a movie?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 06:01:02 PM: then samus aran would be kick ass! YEAH!!!

what if samus aran from metroid prime was my GF?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 05, 2005, 06:03:15 PM: You would see her face...

What if Master Chief was 80 years old?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 06:05:07 PM: then he is healthy for his age!

what if Zxmelee was really micheal jackson?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 05, 2005, 06:06:53 PM: (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fx11.putfile.com%2F11%2F30516095229.jpg&hash=05a5bf50270cee8721abadd5359f5a7af8cf8734) (http://www.putfile.com) I'm Micheal!

What if mangadude5760 was Micheal Jackson?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 06:09:48 PM: then i would be rich, a black white guy, and have to appear at court dates in my PJ's...so funny

what if google didn't exist?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 05, 2005, 06:11:41 PM: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yahoo! SUCKS!!!! My Homepage wouldn't exist!

What if I really knew you?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 06:13:41 PM: then i would know you!

what if i was an undercover FBI agent trying to catch aliens on the internet...which is dumb
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 05, 2005, 06:17:50 PM: Ahhh... Teleporting powers!

What if I had 12mill$?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 06:19:47 PM: then i would be your BEST friend!

what if canada was attacked by aliens?[/i]
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 05, 2005, 06:21:55 PM: We would firends! Till Paul Martin scerws thing up, and wastes too much on there welcome, then they run out of money (Even though they make money) and some other stuff happens...

What if I had a Nuke?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 06:23:47 PM: then i would be on your side in a war

what if we had butts for a face and a face for a butt?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 05, 2005, 06:25:09 PM: How would we wear pants?

What if you had a 1000$ bike? (runing out of ideas...)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 06:29:05 PM: running out too but the show must gon!
and the bike would be boring aftera while

what if we just copied the first posts of this game and used them for our own so we can continue the game?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 05, 2005, 06:30:41 PM: LOL! Good idea...

What if i planted a bomb on your tiolet?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 06:33:42 PM: then i would have explosive diarrhea! get it?

what if every one was retarded?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 05, 2005, 06:35:20 PM: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh.........

what if everything was made out of chocolate?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 06:36:47 PM: then i would be happy forever! yet sad because i would be fat!

what if the world was flat?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on November 05, 2005, 06:41:54 PM: i would trun and jump off the edge

What if i was the gretest game maker EVER?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 05, 2005, 06:45:21 PM: Ohh, It would about Kingdom Hearts.

What if EA never existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 06:46:13 PM: then take me as your apprentice

what if zshadowzero never spammed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 05, 2005, 06:50:39 PM: then you are stupid...
1. you didn't hire me
2. you didn't hire me
3. last but not least... you didn't hire me

what if these forums were the most popular forum site for RMXP?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on November 05, 2005, 06:52:14 PM: They are what are you talking aobut lol they are second

What if i was the greatest KH game maker EVER?
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Post by: Yossy on November 13, 2005, 11:51:52 PM: Then no one would play it and it would be lost forever amid the mists of obscurity.

What if the moon were really made of cheese?
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Post by: Captain Callahan on November 14, 2005, 12:03:12 AM: i would take it and make CHEZZ ITS

What if Yossy was the greatest game maker ever?
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Post by: Fiestin on November 14, 2005, 04:54:40 PM: Who's that? lol.

What if I wasn't sick and was all better?
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Post by: mangadude5760 on November 14, 2005, 09:12:03 PM: then you wouldnt be sick and you would be all better!

what if I people turned into monkeys?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 15, 2005, 02:10:51 PM: the average intelligence would rise

what if I were rich and famous?
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Post by: Master_of_Time on November 15, 2005, 02:22:38 PM: Then you probably wouldn't be sitting at your comp. You'd be out doind famous people stuff.

What if a meteorite hit my house and turned me into Fierce Deity Link?
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Post by: vlad82 on November 15, 2005, 05:00:47 PM: then i'd probably say your watching too muck smallville lol

what if men weren't the dominating race on earth.
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 15, 2005, 05:33:33 PM: Earth would be a paradise

what if god really exists?
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Post by: blueXx on November 15, 2005, 05:50:00 PM: then it(?) wouldn't have enough time to even look at planet earth seeing as there are so many other planets..

what if the internet was never invented?
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Post by: vlad82 on November 15, 2005, 06:32:09 PM: then i'd be 30 pounds thinner *oh a doughnut munch munch*

what if you found out you life was like the truman show??
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 15, 2005, 06:58:47 PM: I would want more money (I'm a famous TV-Star 8) )

what if you were the last surviver of a nuclear war?
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Post by: blueXx on November 15, 2005, 07:35:37 PM: i wouldn't get out of home... too toxic Xx

what if you could sell your body for 100kk$ and get a roach body instead?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 15, 2005, 07:39:33 PM: I would buy a new better body for 50k$ thanks to beauty surgery

what if you would find out that your best friend comes from a planet near betageuze? (hope i spelled it right?)
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Post by: blueXx on November 15, 2005, 08:30:56 PM: ill sell his secret for big $_$

what if you found out you become a blood sucking clown every time you fall asleep?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 15, 2005, 08:35:58 PM: I would say I'm just dreaming

what if the sun will never set again
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Post by: blueXx on November 15, 2005, 09:04:44 PM: then either the world won't be spinning or there would be 1 xtra sun.. either way ppl will run around screaming about the end of the world

what if politicans told the truth?
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Post by: vlad82 on November 15, 2005, 09:16:28 PM: that's an imposible thing and if it were posible I wouldn't beleive lol

what if there was a waiting list to get conected to internet??
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on November 15, 2005, 09:22:33 PM: i never disconnect anyways.. hail the none dial-up modems ^^

what if you wouldn't find any sort of a job until you are 50 years old?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on November 15, 2005, 11:34:08 PM: Then...that would suck.

What if Zelda never existed? (The horror!)
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Post by: Captain Callahan on November 16, 2005, 01:44:50 AM: I wouldnt be the person i am now...( it would SUCK)

What iuf Kingdom Hearts was never MADE!!!!??? ( i would DIE )
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Post by: blueXx on November 16, 2005, 08:59:56 AM: it would prolly save me 2-3 days in which i would play some mid class game.

what if it was raining burning sheeps?
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Post by: vlad82 on November 16, 2005, 01:27:54 PM: lamb chops!! munch munch.

what if dracula nocked on your door at 2 am
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Post by: blueXx on November 16, 2005, 02:57:12 PM: i'll eat his head piece by piece >.<

what if you could suck your brains out and become the dumbest(yeah even dumber than the ones out there) highly payed ball game player ever?
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Post by: Fiestin on November 16, 2005, 04:57:50 PM: As long as I would be able to choose when I used this "power" then I wouldn't mind, I would just laugh at all the.....dumb people.

What if they never made another FF?
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Post by: blueXx on November 16, 2005, 05:38:43 PM: then ill stop being the only person in the world that can't play any FF (too poor to buy a ps Xx and ff1 and 2 are just..mid-low level games nowadays..)

what if the only game type was 1st person shooter? Xx (scary thought)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 16, 2005, 09:42:29 PM: i like first person shooters...it would be okay for a while

what if pink was really purple?
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Post by: vlad82 on November 16, 2005, 10:08:04 PM: then purple would really be blue. lol

What if you really were in the matrix.......
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Post by: mangadude5760 on November 16, 2005, 10:09:12 PM: hasnt that already been asked? anyway it would be crazy...i would want to get out of it

what if purple wants alowed to be blue?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on November 17, 2005, 03:51:23 AM: Ahh... 3(23+32)(7nx8)+(-12)(56-7b), once I finish this, I'll tell you...

WHat if Pie was a colour?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on November 17, 2005, 08:46:44 AM: 9240nx+84b-672 where is the rest of it anyways? Oo it has to be equal to something...
if pie was a colour then it wouldn't really make much of diffrent.. you can already see ppl going: "i want it to be cherry-red or sky-blue" and stuff.. why not pie brown?

what if earth was sucked into the sun's gravity and you had 3 years to live?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 17, 2005, 01:28:45 PM: I would use the time to take a long sunbath

what if there were no sun?
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Post by: vlad82 on November 17, 2005, 01:33:34 PM: I'd have to buy a thick ass jacket dam it's cold

what if we lived for ever and nobody could die
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 17, 2005, 01:35:34 PM: there would be an extremely high overpopulation

what if everybody would die before his/her 12th birthday?
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Post by: vlad82 on November 17, 2005, 01:40:36 PM: then i've lived two life times. lol

what if you were a girl?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 17, 2005, 01:42:17 PM: I would be lesbian

what if you found out that your girlfriend is a boy
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Post by: Captain Callahan on November 17, 2005, 01:45:06 PM: :shock: :shock:

I would just about kill myself

What if i Zxmelee was spanish?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on November 17, 2005, 01:46:17 PM: i would be making him bleed really hard and then run away saying it never happened
edit: (lolz i was making a reply and i didn't see shadow's one XD, works anyways, right? ^^)
what you had to end everything you say with the word "cow"?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on November 17, 2005, 01:48:00 PM: That would be wierd, Cow...

What if somebody wanted to be a Executive Producer in my game? Cow...
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on November 17, 2005, 01:50:03 PM: then you'd have to tell him "wow you lost weight lately,cow" ^-^

what if we run out of what ifs?
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Post by: Maestress Xina on November 18, 2005, 07:59:19 AM: Then this topic would be dead.

What if you had the power to turn everything you touch into chocolate?
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Post by: blueXx on November 18, 2005, 10:30:48 AM: sooner or later i'll become chocolate too...(i can't pass 5 minutes without touching myself :^^: )

what if ppl will have dirty thoughts about what i just said now?

(you do realize that when you touch your legs or hands it's called touching youself too right? :P)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dragonblade on November 18, 2005, 01:37:42 PM: then everybody would call you a perv

what if everybody would love each other
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Post by: blueXx on November 18, 2005, 01:43:15 PM: then being a perv will be normal? :^^:

what if you were a character in tekken?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dragonblade on November 18, 2005, 02:47:05 PM: I would really suck and always get beaten up by the other characters

what if someone would kill you if you answer this question
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Post by: blueXx on November 18, 2005, 03:14:07 PM: then i woul...*connection lost, body never found*

what if you believed pokemons were real?
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Post by: vlad82 on November 18, 2005, 04:37:24 PM: they do or at least that's what the phsyduck next to me says.

what if link was a girl and zelda a boy
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 18, 2005, 04:37:27 PM: someone for sure had killed ash

what if you were the most wanted criminal of the world, but you were innocent
Title: What if. . .
Post by: vlad82 on November 18, 2005, 04:40:33 PM: ja this time it was you who was late. lol :lol:
i'd go to an island in the pacific and live there as a castaway

what if msn was never invented
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 18, 2005, 04:53:34 PM: i would you ICQ as i always do :wink:

what if there had never been a Final Fantasy?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on November 18, 2005, 05:48:12 PM: Well if there was never one in the first place then I would have about 300 hrs of free time to kill with nothing to do..

What if this key board never gets fixed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Maestress Xina on November 18, 2005, 05:50:47 PM: What keyboard?

What if the sky was green and the grass was blue?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 18, 2005, 05:53:27 PM: then you were drunk

what if there were no alcohol or drugs on this world
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Post by: blueXx on November 18, 2005, 06:00:27 PM: then glue is the stuff for you

what if the wheel was never invented?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on November 18, 2005, 06:02:45 PM: Then you would be stuck in your drive way with square tires on you car.

what if I asked what a chair would look like if you legs bent the other way?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dragonblade on November 18, 2005, 06:10:19 PM: then I would say that would look funny

what if we all had 8 legs
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Post by: blueXx on November 18, 2005, 06:19:04 PM: we could kick a lot of asses :^^:

what if you could only type in the good old 100010010101010011100 way?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dragonblade on November 18, 2005, 06:22:19 PM: 01110000111000101011100011001011

what if the computer has never been invented?
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Post by: mangadude5760 on November 18, 2005, 11:49:19 PM: we would be here now, would we?

what if bugs ruled the world?
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Post by: Ramiro on November 22, 2005, 07:07:34 PM: then no one would have a pc and the world would be sad. :cry:

What if Japan exploded?
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Post by: blueXx on November 22, 2005, 07:18:15 PM: then the none-weaponery technology progress would slow down a lot Xx

what if no one ever tried to change the way the cloths look?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Ramiro on November 22, 2005, 07:20:27 PM: then there would be no more fashion in the world!!!!!!! YES, FINALLY!!!!!

What if Friends(Tv serie from warner) was never created?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on November 22, 2005, 07:23:34 PM: then they wouldn't show reruns for bloody 10 years...

what if all the girls looked like those freakish blonde girls from those old 1950s movies?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dragonblade on November 22, 2005, 08:41:46 PM: well um.. i think i wouldn't like black/white girls...

what if sun were green?
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Post by: blueXx on November 22, 2005, 08:51:09 PM: then fire will be green which means green will be evil and red will be a good thing

what if you forgot who you are and had no one to remind you?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dragonblade on November 22, 2005, 08:54:32 PM: than i would be like jackie chan in "who am i"

what if you lived in the stoneage?
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Post by: blueXx on November 22, 2005, 09:00:38 PM: hmm cavegirl! blue wants! blue takes!

what if you lived in the dark ages and ppl thought you are a witch?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 22, 2005, 09:03:36 PM: i would put a course on them all :twisted:

what if you lived in future and everyone would think you were an stupid idiot cause you only have nowadays knowledge?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on November 22, 2005, 09:05:58 PM: i'd become a history teacher and ppl will go "oh wow..."

what if you ate something weird and had to spend the rest of your life as a human size snail?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dragonblade on November 22, 2005, 09:08:14 PM: i would be really slow and slimey..

what if you ate some weird mushroom and turned into a moogle?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on November 22, 2005, 09:12:23 PM: i'd waste the rest of my life trying to sell stuff for virtually useless other stuff in some sort of a game i am never even taking any kind of active part in

what if you could feel the pain every time the char you play in any game takes a hit (yeah include fps, racings, rpgs, all of it)?
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Post by: Master_of_Time on November 22, 2005, 11:28:56 PM: Then playing resident evil 4 on professional mode would really hurt.

What if donuts made you smarter, and not fatter?
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Post by: blueXx on November 23, 2005, 11:04:05 AM: then fat cops won't like them

what if you lived in a rpg and there were monsters everywhere but you couldn't come back to life after death and there was no saving option?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dragonblade on November 23, 2005, 01:52:17 PM: I would level myself until no one could kill me

what if you could feel the pain of every enemy you hurt in a game?
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Post by: Master_of_Time on November 23, 2005, 03:53:45 PM: Then playing Resident Evil 4 would really hurt.

What if the President decided to push the red button and destroy the whole world?
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Post by: blueXx on November 23, 2005, 04:07:53 PM: impossible, he isn't smart enough to push anything...

what if you were french?
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Post by: Master_of_Time on November 23, 2005, 04:09:08 PM: Who says I'm not? JK I'm not

What if I was French?
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Post by: blueXx on November 23, 2005, 04:12:30 PM: then you'll belong to the only country that doesn't hate french ppl? :^^:

what if you ate so much you couldn't move for a month?
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Post by: Master_of_Time on November 23, 2005, 04:13:21 PM: LOL. I'm not french. I'm a mexican. :D

What if the whole world was French?
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Post by: Fiestin on November 23, 2005, 11:54:01 PM: Then we would all speak french wouldn't we?

What if my dog never stopped begging?
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Post by: King Anesis on November 23, 2005, 11:55:24 PM: Then it would chew on a bone.

What if cats couldnt meow or purr?
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Post by: Yossy on November 24, 2005, 12:24:38 AM: They would be that much less intoxicatingly adorable.

What if RPG Maker never existed?
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Post by: zxm on November 24, 2005, 01:23:51 AM: I wouldn't be here, talking to you :cry: .

What if you got Zelda: TP right now?
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Post by: Yossy on November 24, 2005, 01:26:46 AM: I wouldn't be here, talking to you. I'd be playing it. HAH!

What if Zelda never existed? :whoa:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on November 24, 2005, 01:40:07 AM: Then I wouldnt have any games to be fan of.

What if Borongo was a word?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 24, 2005, 01:18:46 PM: then this would maybe be borongo..

what if you couldn't write a word with more than two letters?
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Post by: blueXx on November 24, 2005, 01:26:35 PM: tn th gs wo d lk le ts pt !!

what if a fat man was sitting on you and you couldn't escape it?
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Post by: Rikkuholic on November 24, 2005, 02:03:52 PM: *glomf*He*glomf*m*glomf*

What if BlueXx was the fat man?
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Post by: blueXx on November 24, 2005, 02:59:42 PM: then i'd be really shocked cus i don't remember being fat Oo

what if we all had dancing kittens avatars?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 24, 2005, 03:37:52 PM: then we would see us at the next meeting of the anonymous rikkuholics :P

what if there were a law against breathing?
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Post by: Master_of_Time on November 24, 2005, 03:52:07 PM: Then we would either die or become criminals.

What if we weren't able to smile?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on November 24, 2005, 03:52:36 PM: then no one would obey the law, resulting in chaos and a total war against whoever made such an insane law.

(bah mot you posted a sec before me or something, anyways for yours - if i wasn't able to smile , i would be sad)

what if you were only allowed to step out of your room once a day?
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Post by: Master_of_Time on November 24, 2005, 03:53:38 PM: The I'd leave anyways. :D

What if the Matrix was real and we were all just living batteries in a virtual world.
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Post by: sonicfan93cmj on November 24, 2005, 10:21:21 PM: Then I'd be chibi neo.

What if there was no such thing as "what if"?
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Post by: King Anesis on November 24, 2005, 10:22:21 PM: Then wote min would take over.

What if no one posted in forum games? :O_o:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dragonblade on November 25, 2005, 12:42:47 PM: then this thread (and all others in forum games) would be very very empty..

what if you get payed for spamming?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on November 26, 2005, 02:27:37 AM: Spamming would be even more of an annoyance...

What if money mysteriously disappeared from your wallet/pocket every time you spammed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: King Anesis on November 26, 2005, 02:43:25 AM: That would solve the spamming problems for sure.

What if people stopped asking stupid questions?
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Post by: Yossy on November 26, 2005, 02:51:40 AM: We would stop giving stupid answers, and a lot more would get done.

What if real life had battle music?
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Post by: Master_of_Time on November 26, 2005, 07:50:15 AM: Then dodgeball at my school would be really cool.

What if eating mashed potatoes made you're head explode?
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Post by: Yossy on November 26, 2005, 11:52:46 PM: *head explodes*

What if you never got any holiday breaks off from school?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 27, 2005, 09:25:44 AM: hten i would be happy that i doesn't need to go to school anymore

what if the moon were made of cheese
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Post by: mangadude5760 on November 27, 2005, 09:39:22 AM: then i would pilot a mission to get the cheese

what if link was a girl?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 27, 2005, 10:25:53 AM: I think zelda wouldn't be happy about this
or maybe it were prince zelda :P

what if Linke was an evil?
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Post by: Master_of_Time on November 27, 2005, 04:34:46 PM: Then he would be Dark/Shadow Link.

what if Link had a long ponytail under his long cap?
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Post by: King Anesis on November 27, 2005, 04:36:10 PM: Then he would be a male ponytail elf/kokiri.

What if music was always on mute? :O_o:
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 27, 2005, 04:37:04 PM: it would be very quiet..

what if ganondorf where a hero?
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Post by: Master_of_Time on November 27, 2005, 04:38:40 PM: Then link would be a villain.

What if Zelda were a guy? :O_o:
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Post by: King Anesis on November 27, 2005, 04:39:57 PM: Then Shiek would be a girl.

What if ocarina of time could bring you to the stone age?
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Post by: Master_of_Time on November 27, 2005, 04:41:39 PM: Then I would never go near it ever again.

What if the moon began to fall and we all had 3 days to team up and stop it?
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Post by: King Anesis on November 27, 2005, 04:42:41 PM: Then it'd be a majora's mask replay.

What if all the villains from all zelda games became one?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 27, 2005, 04:43:19 PM: i would play the ocarina of time to gain xtra time

what if you had a stupid hat that picks on your head and give stupid advice?
(or with other words what if you had the minish cap?)
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Post by: Master_of_Time on November 27, 2005, 04:44:14 PM: Then I would rip the annoying thing off my head and burn it.

What if the whole majora's mask thing became real?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 27, 2005, 04:47:31 PM: i would go an collect masks

what if link where a real kokiri?
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Post by: Master_of_Time on November 27, 2005, 04:54:20 PM: Then he would never grow to an adult.

What if Fierce Deity Link assassinated the president?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 27, 2005, 05:11:28 PM: I would run a party (if it was the US-president)
if it was the austrian president, well i couldn't care less..

what if everyone were born old and gets younger until he/she dies as a baby..
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Post by: blueXx on November 27, 2005, 05:17:59 PM: then it would be just about the same as the other way, you need some1 to change for you when you are born and when you are old, and somewhere along the lines you get to your body and mind get to their limits and then the fall all the way down...
on the bright side, old people won't need too much space :P

what if everyone had a chip inside them that makes them work the best they can and enjoy it not being able to choose their work?
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Post by: Dragonblade on November 27, 2005, 05:38:19 PM: that would be fun, cause the chip would make us enjoy it :D

what if you could only see one color?
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Post by: Master_of_Time on November 27, 2005, 11:46:03 PM: Then that...would..suck and stuff..

What if the only thing edible was dog poo?
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Post by: zxm on November 27, 2005, 11:47:51 PM: Ah, crap. Everyone would have a dog. You wouldn't get any on you shoes...

What if everyone had a cat?
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Post by: Captain Callahan on November 27, 2005, 11:55:48 PM: Then we would eat cat and dog crap

What if i actually got this FUCKINg spyware off my computer!!!?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on November 28, 2005, 12:15:21 AM: Then you wouldn't have it on your computer anymore.

What if I suddenly exploded?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on November 28, 2005, 12:28:32 AM: That woulkd suck cause your cool.

What if i got this Spyware off my computer and i can actually not have it Screwed up again? (lose my computer for the 5th time)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on November 28, 2005, 12:34:04 AM: Then that would be good because you're cool. :D

What i every computer virus on earth was destroyed?
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Post by: zxm on November 28, 2005, 12:48:08 AM: We would be so advenced into the future!

What if games didn't cost so much?
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Post by: vlad82 on November 28, 2005, 01:30:22 PM: i'd probably stop getting the fake ones and finally get legal software (they are expensive especialy in my country)

What if you found out you could get special powers but for that you had to kill the person you loved the most.
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Post by: blueXx on November 28, 2005, 01:41:33 PM: no foolish human will be on the way between me and my supa powers 8)

what if you could steal as much money as you want from banks without ever being caught?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on November 28, 2005, 02:38:23 PM: Then bill gates will have some competition!

What if all the wars ended and every nuclear weapon was unarmed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on November 28, 2005, 04:16:41 PM: Then more wars would start because people are too stupid to find some other way to spend their time and money.

What is people weren't too stupid to find some other way to spend their time and money?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on November 28, 2005, 07:53:50 PM: then there would be far too many humans which means more hunger and more poor people (and the rich will get richer)

what if we replaced all the politicians with monkeys?
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Post by: mangadude5760 on November 28, 2005, 10:17:03 PM: then the country would be a better place!

what if "what if"? try to answer that one!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on November 29, 2005, 01:03:41 AM: Forty-two!!

What if "forty-two" were accepted as the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, even on the SAT's?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on November 29, 2005, 01:05:54 AM: Then 42 woud be my favorite #.

What if people checked the dictionary for the meaning of life?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on November 29, 2005, 01:21:24 AM: They would find:
life >noun (pl. lives) 1 the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth and functional activity. 2 the existance of an individual human being or animal. 3 a particular type or aspect of people's existance 4 living things and their activtiy 5 a biography 6 vitality, vigory, or energy

What if my fingers fell off before I finished typing this stupid definition?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 29, 2005, 01:27:45 AM: then we wouldnt know the whole definition...

what if all the rpg maker forums combined to make one super forum?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on November 29, 2005, 01:29:29 AM: Then spam would take over the world.

What if all the electricity in the world simultaneously short-circuited and stuff?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 29, 2005, 01:32:51 AM: then the world would end for sure!

what if i was you and you were me?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on November 29, 2005, 01:35:57 AM: Then I'd have a spiffy Kyo avatar and you'd have a spiffy Zelos avatar. And we'd switch genders, which is kinda neat. You don't see that every day.

What if you were you and I was I?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on November 29, 2005, 02:00:02 AM: then i guess i would me and you would be you....that simple

what if butter tasted like candy
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on November 29, 2005, 03:47:31 AM: Then I would hate being allergic to butter.

What if everything you don't see every day suddenly happened everyday?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on November 29, 2005, 02:22:56 PM: Then all that stuff would kill ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH

What if stuff that wasnt real came to be real but it wasnt real?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on November 30, 2005, 11:00:29 AM: The it would be the un-REAL

What if I join wrestling and become professional and kick people's chins! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :twisted: :twisted:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on November 30, 2005, 01:39:44 PM: then you will be faking it...

what if money did grow on trees?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dragonblade on November 30, 2005, 02:31:02 PM: I would buy all trees

what if money hadn't been invented?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on November 30, 2005, 02:40:29 PM: Then I would try to grow as many money trees as I could in my backyard.

What if eveyone in the world suddenly had a million dollars?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on November 30, 2005, 02:41:10 PM: Then i'd be richer than richie rich or bill gates! I would pluck them like mangoes!
What if I say that my dog's on fire
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on November 30, 2005, 02:42:21 PM: Then you'd better put him out!

What if my refrigerator suddenly exploded?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on November 30, 2005, 03:19:39 PM: no more chocolates, or juice or water.

WHAT IF PIGS RULED THE WORLD?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on November 30, 2005, 11:11:29 PM: Then Bacon would be cannibalism.

What if bacon was toxic?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on December 01, 2005, 08:50:39 AM: 1. we wouldn't eat it.
2. We'ed die if we would.

What if heaven and hell had war and the earth interfered?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on December 01, 2005, 12:09:01 PM: then we could ask them all sorts of happy questions like "who really is running those place" and "do we really go to there when we die, and if so, which one of them decides who goes where?"

but of course seeing as non of it exist, we wouldn't have any war anyways..

what if there was a proof above any shadow of doubt(and not just theories, as good as they are) that a "god" does not exist?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Ramiro on December 01, 2005, 12:36:19 PM: then the world wuold be filled with non-trusting god people and no one would obey laws!

What if the tchnology was still on the little radio???
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on December 02, 2005, 08:39:25 AM: Then those people who listen to the radio would become einsten.

WHAT IF WE WERE TURNED INTO ANIMAL-EATING- COCKROACHES!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on December 02, 2005, 02:58:40 PM: then we couldn't play on the comp anymore.

What if cockroaches were not nearly indestructable?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dragonblade on December 02, 2005, 08:43:33 PM: then they a) would be totally indestructable
or b) they would be easy to destroy

what if a human would die for every animal, bug, fish, etc. killed by human
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on December 02, 2005, 08:47:55 PM: then there wouldn't be a hunger problam anymore :twisted:

what if cats and dogs ate humans and had enough brain to be able to fight human weaponery?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on December 03, 2005, 03:33:04 AM: You don't wanna know.
WHAT IF.................Yokozuna jumps off a building?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on December 03, 2005, 10:01:45 PM: He would survive... until he hit the ground.

What if the entire world came to a complete halt every time Thai Shan (the 5-month-old baby panda at the National Zoo) did something cute (breathed, scratched his belly, fell over backwards, etc.)?

Oh. Wait. That happens all the time.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: mangadude5760 on December 03, 2005, 10:21:16 PM: then the world would be in constant unmotionless joy...

what if pandas and humans were put together to make the ultimate cute race?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: dracohaze on December 03, 2005, 11:36:02 PM: Then the world would rock!

"What If" all fishies became intelligent, grew lungs and legs, and took over the world making humans their slaves?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on December 04, 2005, 01:52:42 AM: Ooh! Could I be a mermaid princess??

What if "THE GREATEST SAYINGS KNOWN TO MAN!!" still existed?
(where did it go, anyway?)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on December 04, 2005, 04:39:40 AM: Then we wou;d have kinda followed the saying.
What if a bull came and turned into a mad scientist, kidnapped all the pigs in the world and shot ROCKS?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on December 04, 2005, 04:43:42 AM: Then he must love bacon. And he's stupid for shooting at rocks.

What if I exploded?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Roph on December 04, 2005, 05:09:08 AM: I'd clean myself off from all the blood and gibs, then probably try and find somebody nearby and tell them what happened. It was a young man I found, about 20 or so. He didn't beleive in the whole spontaneous combustion phenomenon, but I showed him your puddle and he soon realised that it actually had happened.

A little boy (it was actually a 4ft 81 year old) rode by on a unicyle and fell off, knocking his old-ass head on a tree and landing on your remains. He was knocked out, so he (quite predictably) didn't get up or move a muscle. To anybody driving by the scene could have looked like somebody had spontaneously combusted and an old man had fainted over them. But luckily nobody was around.

Or, rather, there were quite a few people around, kids, mums with pushchairs, traffic wardens, a police officer, and ice cream cone man, a milkman, a bodyguard for the mayor, the mayor himself, some kid with a tatoo that read "L0PL", the Mayor's wife, a ninja kangaroo, a fireman, attracted from a nearby fire, the mayor's mistress, a secretary, a head chef from a nearby reasturant and a man in a banana suit all gathered round and looked at what was first suggested and then began to be beleived as a peice of modern art. They thought this pile of M.O.T's bone peices, muscles, blood, pancreas, lungs (well, one) and a few teeth and an old man that looked like an 8 year old was a peice of modern art!? What the hell! I was going to tell them, I thought. I got up, and edged closer to the middle of the circle of people. I refrained from going straight in the center, as this was where the mess was, but I made my way deep enough to stand out. I raised my hand, though I were back in school, and the crowd eventually drew silent. I opened my mouth to speak-

-SUDDENLY the old man leapt up ~ and blew the hell up!

Everybody made a desperate attempt to get away from the wave of blood, old man spit, hair and testicles as the stuff moved ever nearer. There seemed to be no escape - this guy had some serious force to his explosion, unlike Master_Of_Time's subtle pop-squish. Everybody was going to die. There were about 10 seconds left.

SO..

What would you do if you were in this situation?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on December 04, 2005, 07:14:00 AM: OMG! You have a disturbed mind! That is cruel and disgusting!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on December 04, 2005, 12:22:53 PM: SUuuuuuure cruel.
If i were in the situation, i would try to run a.f.a.p from the spot in 10 secs.
OR.
I would have said my prayers and prayed to God to give me a good next-birth.
What if men were married to cows, and women to BULLS?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on December 04, 2005, 01:49:06 PM: then women and man wouldn't be in the same beast but instead the 2 beast type that are cows and humans will become another 2 beast types that are cowmen and wobulls.
little freakish kids would run along in the streets and you won't know it's freakish cus for you it will be normal since you are one of the 2, it's likely one of those beast types will start a war with the other resulting in those freakish mutants bleeding all over and crying for help, when it's over one of them will become animal-like losing it's knowladge slowly and become hunted for furs and such, it's likely they would also be eaten slowly and there would be shooter games with them, they will be put in the zoo and be throwen peanuts at, later on they might try to takeover and it will result in massive slays, young freaks will be cutten into half and the blood would cover the face of the happy kids that happen to be on the strong side, then it will be in the history as the way they managed to destory the horrible force nature tried to throw at them, and slowly will become a myth.

what if you were on the losing side of a war and everyone thought you are the one who started it?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on December 04, 2005, 05:50:44 PM: Then you would be on the verge of being violently assassinated.

What if reality as we know it is actually an infinitely complex computer program, and the only people who know about it are locked up in asylums because we didn't believe them?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dragonblade on December 04, 2005, 07:46:45 PM: then i wouldn't care about it

what if
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on December 04, 2005, 08:17:30 PM: Quote from: Silverline
He didn't beleive in the whole spontaneous combustion phenomenon, but I showed him your puddle and he soon realised that it actually had happened.

UMMM... you do realize that spontaneous combustion is when you randomly catch on fire, not blow up do you?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Then I wouldn't be alive.

What if 'I feel beautiful'.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on December 04, 2005, 08:22:27 PM: Then I feel pretty, oh so pretty.

What if :whoa: didn't exist anymore?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on December 05, 2005, 01:19:47 PM: Then you wiuldn't use it in your question.
What if a everyone married SKUNKS?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Roph on December 05, 2005, 01:31:51 PM: I'd dread the honeymoon action.

What if you saw your dad in a microwave?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on December 05, 2005, 01:45:37 PM: i'd click the buttons and watch the popping :twisted:

what if you forgot where your head is?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Roph on December 05, 2005, 01:52:53 PM: I'd be very ashamed of myself.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF CRAKEYE SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN ZOMG
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on December 05, 2005, 01:56:14 PM: either find a new forum or a new mmorpg to play...

what if blaze really was the best rpg maker? (his skils would still be the same, the others would just become worse)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dragonblade on December 05, 2005, 03:34:56 PM: that would be the end of the rpg genre

what fi making an rpg would hurt?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on December 06, 2005, 01:16:52 AM: I would be in severe pain.

What if no one bothered to ask "what if" any more?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Roph on December 06, 2005, 01:25:31 AM: THREAD CLOSED

What if Crankeye really was a girl, as so many of us as first think / thought?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on December 06, 2005, 01:41:51 AM: Then she would lead the rebellion of female gamers and TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

What if a rebellion of female gamers took over the world?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on December 06, 2005, 02:01:41 PM: Then as you said, the leader would be Crankeye.
:D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :| :^^: :whoa:
and :O_o: would plan to dstroy the world?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on December 11, 2005, 10:03:08 PM: I guess everyone would have yellow skin? Like on the Simpsons!

What if you lived in the world of the Simpsons?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: BPKS0 on December 20, 2005, 02:47:22 AM: I would kill myself from the madness

What if your dad was a tree? :O_o:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on December 24, 2005, 08:47:55 PM: We'd all be acorns.

What if Christmas was cancelled?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on December 24, 2005, 08:53:10 PM: The malls would lose out! Haha!

What if Santa wasn't fat?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on December 24, 2005, 09:11:17 PM: Then he wouldn't be able to eat all the cookies the kids leave for him!

What if you had no nose?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on December 27, 2005, 10:17:10 PM: id touch little boys
What if Ermacrules32 became a mod?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on December 27, 2005, 10:23:50 PM: Then kudos for him.

What if I exploded again?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on January 09, 2006, 09:12:03 PM: Someone would ask why

What if the first RPG ever was never created?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on January 10, 2006, 12:42:57 AM: Gasp!! WHat would we do without DND?!

What if Tolkien never published his books?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: ArkBennett on January 10, 2006, 12:48:54 AM: He would've killed himself shortly after the failed publication.

What if threw a rock off a tall building?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on January 10, 2006, 01:02:24 AM: alotta people would think it is the apocolypes and skipped war deseise and pestiles and alotta people wold go SPLAT!

whatif I ended the world in a milisecondagain...
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on January 10, 2006, 08:58:34 AM: Then there WOULD BE NO WORLD!
What if Aliens invaded all the pizza,games,burger and TOY shops in the WORLD?
PLEASE GIVE SUITABLE ANS
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on January 10, 2006, 09:46:01 AM: omfg take all of them but leave the freaking pizza alone ><

heh well i do have a quite nice supply of pizza at home so no worries :twisted:

what if it took you 50 years to finish fable even though it's a 6-10 hours game?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on January 10, 2006, 01:26:16 PM: Then I wouldn't be able to cheer because of my age and i would be 100 in DOG YEARS.
What if we would be given super powers and we would've been forced to be controlled by robotic world if we wanted them, even if not we would have the robot rule?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on January 10, 2006, 02:42:34 PM: if your age is 50 you are 213 in dog year -.-
The formula is: 10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after.

well if you are dumb enough to make something that will later control you, you deserve to be controled, notice how morons keep giving the robots feelings and so on instead of just making them do the work... smart , isn't it?

what if you didn't need to sleep?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on January 10, 2006, 04:51:46 PM: Then sleeping tablets would make you want to poop on someone`s ass.

What if the keyboard was glued to the computer screen?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Ramiro on January 10, 2006, 07:49:50 PM: Then we wouldn
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on January 10, 2006, 07:59:00 PM: then
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What if.. Nothing.. Was?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Ramiro on January 10, 2006, 08:02:41 PM: Then everything would be nothing!

What if I RULED THE WHOLE WORLD?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on January 10, 2006, 08:07:54 PM: Then we would all be hatching eggs, da mans!

What if Crankeye was.. gay?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on January 10, 2006, 08:19:23 PM: he would like my gift :^^:

what if a duck stole your crack?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on January 11, 2006, 03:39:53 AM: I'd catch him and kick him in the pond.

WHAT IF we were given rocket launchers to BLAST HEADS OF DEAD SALAMANDERS?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Ramiro on January 11, 2006, 03:35:50 PM: We would sent the salamander
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on January 11, 2006, 06:33:04 PM: :? :? :?
wtf..? then.. nothing!

what if schwanzana was the only female name?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on January 11, 2006, 09:05:39 PM: alot of people would hate that name, and... Oh hell I dont know!

Whit if there was no atmoshpere?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: dracohaze on January 12, 2006, 05:37:03 PM: Then we would all have skin cancer and look like Michael Jackson!!! :shock:

What if... every computer came to life and ate the heads of the people using them?!?!?!?!!?!?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: moonslyph on January 12, 2006, 07:09:17 PM: Then... we would all die.

What if the laws of physics reversed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on January 12, 2006, 07:42:22 PM: Basketball could be played by anyone!

What if we didn't any of these = :D
Title: What if. . .
Post by: moonslyph on January 13, 2006, 03:53:42 PM: I would be very sad. :(

What if the world was empty...?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LinkaN on January 13, 2006, 03:56:43 PM: then it would be a very boring world.

What if crank changed this forum to a Pokemon-fan forum?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: moonslyph on January 13, 2006, 03:58:11 PM: I would scream. xD But then again I like pokemon sorta. ^^ just the games anyhow.

Uhm... What if there was no spam!?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LinkaN on January 13, 2006, 04:09:45 PM: Then there would not so many posts that there is at crankeye.

What if hitler was alive?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on January 13, 2006, 09:22:20 PM: He is in an underground base on a large life suport system

What if I was still alive?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: moonslyph on January 14, 2006, 12:25:22 AM: But aren't you? *pokes with a stick*

What if the chicken didn't cross the road?!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: dracohaze on January 14, 2006, 01:36:55 AM: Then... Why did the chicken want to cross the road again?

What if George Bush was elected again due to some strange reason?!?!?!?!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on January 14, 2006, 03:19:36 PM: Then.. I'd suicide again, uh? Yeah, again!

What if Pizza was made of worms and ants?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 14, 2006, 06:13:23 PM: id still eat it...
what if i died
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Ramiro on January 14, 2006, 06:18:29 PM: Then Swords will miss you.

What if I won 1.00000000000000000000 dollars?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: dracohaze on January 14, 2006, 09:57:09 PM: then I would beat you in the back of the neck with a catfish and steal your money! :twisted:

What if I DID beat Ramiro in the back of the neck with a catfish and steal the money?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: ArkBennett on January 14, 2006, 10:54:00 PM: Then you would be 1.00000000000000000000 dollars richer and Ramiro would smell like rotten catfish for a week and never get a girlfriend thus making him cry himself asleep at night and eventually lead to sucide.

What if I killed Crankeye?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: dracohaze on January 14, 2006, 10:56:13 PM: then there will never be any more updates on this forum, and it will eventually die due to nobody paying the bill!!!

What if I killed you? :twisted:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dalton on January 14, 2006, 11:37:35 PM: I don't think the forum is paid for, maybe the domain... not the forum.

Anyway

You referring to who, the answerer or Ark?

if answerer... Then I'd be dead

if Ark... I'd take an axe and chop your head off

What if I had a posts per day less than 5?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 15, 2006, 03:10:12 AM: it wouldnt matter to me cuz i never even knew your posts per day...
what if nintendo bought microsoft and sony?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Kune-Tear on January 15, 2006, 03:21:06 AM: Then there'd probably be no Xbox and then they'd make the PlayCube that'd probably come to life and they'd kill everyone and they'd escape and leave us to die :twisted: :P (lol j/k)

What if Michael Jackson took the world over?(why'd i say that?)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Ramiro on January 15, 2006, 11:24:04 AM: Then little kids would be in problem....

What if we actually have the face of smileys like that: :D :) :( :o :lol: 8) :? :shock: :x :P :oops: :cry: :wink: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :| :^^: :whoa: :O_o:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: ArchZealot on January 15, 2006, 11:33:02 AM: Then i wouldnt want to look like the last guy.

What if humans were invunerable to everything but the smell of cat barf?
(Bah, i just wanted to answer the last what if :p)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on January 15, 2006, 02:12:07 PM: Then I would kill all cats in the world! :twisted: Actually not a bad idea... Here kitty... kitty... kitty... J/K

What if we were all had to wear those tight spandex superhero costumes seen in the comics???
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on January 15, 2006, 02:21:18 PM: Then our legs would be.......tight, you know....tight.

Ok, this is a strategic one

:twisted: killed :roll: and :whoa: came to know and told :O_o: who got eventually got killed by :^^: and so the police came.]
Then :D :) :( and :o Decided to help police 8) . When 8) came to know :twisted: murdered :roll: he bacame like :shock: .
So what if I asked you after all this that what was :lol: doing that time and you'd have to answer and your answer would be?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Kune-Tear on January 15, 2006, 05:14:14 PM: He was doing nothing because that and the other one are different because that one moves.

What if our pets had smiley faces and you encountered this dog: :twisted:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on January 15, 2006, 06:18:06 PM: Then.. omg..
Then pets were like aliens

What if mathematics was your favourite subject at school? :P
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LinkaN on January 15, 2006, 06:43:07 PM: Then i would like it.

What if the indians won the battles with the englishmen in america?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 15, 2006, 06:43:38 PM: then id be able to add
what if they never discovered potatoes?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Kune-Tear on January 15, 2006, 07:15:10 PM: then you wouldn't be eating them :|
What if i never stopped posting? :O_o:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LinkaN on January 15, 2006, 07:51:39 PM: Then the irish had to eat dirt

What if i killed ur mom?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LinkaN on January 15, 2006, 07:53:17 PM: then the irish woud starve to death...

What computer never existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: dracohaze on January 15, 2006, 10:39:57 PM: Then Mr. Potato Head would never of starred in "Toy Story", and it wouldn't be as funny :?

What if McDonalds was never created :shock:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Kune-Tear on January 15, 2006, 10:55:45 PM: Then the people of the world who eat there daily would probably not be so big :|

What if every continent got blew up except Australia?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 16, 2006, 12:28:23 AM: steve erwin would be more famous than tom cruise
what if i was a 70 year old woman with arthiritis an altimerz
Title: What if. . .
Post by: dracohaze on January 16, 2006, 12:31:46 AM: Then you would be made fun of by the neighboring children, and constantly breaking your hip

What if George Bush didn't survive the time he choked on the pretzel?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Ramiro on January 16, 2006, 12:36:13 AM: w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t
World Peace!!!

What ifThat band of assholes GreenDay got killed??
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 16, 2006, 02:20:39 AM: my ipod would be empty
what if someone knew i dont have an ipod
Title: What if. . .
Post by: dracohaze on January 16, 2006, 02:26:54 AM: Then we would know you don't have one :?

What if the world was taken over by blood-thirsty, rabie infested, giant, mutated bunny rabbits?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Red Eye Dragoon on January 16, 2006, 02:51:06 AM: then we would have to grow giant carrots :shock:

what if the world exploded?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on January 16, 2006, 11:00:18 AM: Then I`d move to the sun.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Ramiro on January 16, 2006, 04:05:30 PM: Hahahaha, dude, you forgot to make the question, so i
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 16, 2006, 06:22:05 PM: russia, cuba, USA, china, japan, and france would all proceed to nuking brazil

what if spray cheese was never invented?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on January 16, 2006, 06:47:43 PM: Then... yay.

What if 8-Bit-Theater never existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 16, 2006, 10:56:21 PM: my life would be meaningless
what if the character sheet wasnt mightier than the sword and red mage never lived?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on January 17, 2006, 01:36:51 PM: then I`d be very happy :D
What if I.. wasn`t? :(
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on January 17, 2006, 09:04:08 PM: then you'd be depressed.

What if I died in a flaming arrows insadent with raining giants?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on January 17, 2006, 10:35:05 PM: You'd be executed for spelling "incident" wrong.

What if I were actually a guy?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Blasted_Redoubt on January 18, 2006, 11:30:06 AM: you'd have a deep voice and testosterone glands.

What if a torrential downpour in New Guinea opened up graves and made decomposed skeletons and corpses float downhill, scare the local population, and somehow end up being thrown about in the sky in Hurricane (Insert Name Here) ?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on January 18, 2006, 02:55:33 PM: Then planes would fall from the sky.

What if....?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on January 19, 2006, 03:18:42 PM: Then that thing you just wrote ( what if...?) would be spam.

What if 5-legged cockroaches became huge and started eating us?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on January 19, 2006, 05:57:44 PM: Then the coackroaches sprayer will do the job

What if :| had no eyebrows?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 19, 2006, 11:29:23 PM: then itd look like this(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg295.imageshack.us%2Fimg295%2F8976%2Ficonneutral4gp.gif&hash=46f722e945678f4b55e4b87217a3ff9d44d39261)
omg 1337 edit by me

what if i wasnt a 1337 editor
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on January 20, 2006, 01:34:10 AM: Then you'd... just... be an editor.

What if all the guys on here were actually women?? :^^:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 20, 2006, 01:48:58 AM: id have boobs

what if 8) stands for blind people
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on January 20, 2006, 09:12:55 PM: Then It would have a cane and a dog with it.

what if you could read white words on a white backround?
The clostest to white here is yellow... or cyanwhat if you could read white words on a white backround?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: ahref on January 25, 2006, 09:15:10 PM: then white wouldnt be white

what if when we counted to 5 the number 4 was replace by the word turkey eg. 1.2.3.turkey.5
Title: What if. . .
Post by: haloOfTheSun on January 25, 2006, 09:17:33 PM: Then I would have turkey dollars in my wallet right now.

What if when you cracked open an egg to cook it, a baby chick came out?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on January 25, 2006, 10:42:14 PM: Then I'd have mini-chicken, what if I was a mintfresh?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 26, 2006, 12:34:41 AM: youd be in my belly

what if aus ace WAS a mintfresh? O.o
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on January 26, 2006, 01:01:22 AM: Everyone would die because I stink. so would you, i am in your belly.

What if VG cats didn't exist?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 26, 2006, 02:04:51 AM: i wouldnt know it cuz i never knew about them

what if i shot the next guy who posted
Title: What if. . .
Post by: ArkBennett on January 26, 2006, 02:19:35 AM: Then I'd go to the hospital and die shortly after from blood loss.

What if Swordopolis got arrested for murder?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Ramiro on January 26, 2006, 02:20:20 AM: Then you would shoot me.

What if the world was dominated by Rats?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 26, 2006, 02:41:09 AM: then that horrible opera "cats" would be gone

what if ramiro was a 50 year old woman living in new york?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Captain Callahan on January 26, 2006, 04:55:18 PM: one word
EWWWWWWW

What if i never existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on January 26, 2006, 05:58:49 PM: Then my life (and/or death) would be unifected

What if the comic series what if never existed?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 26, 2006, 06:09:58 PM: wtf...

what if i did...did...didnt like swords! (omg that was hard to say) :? :crazy:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on January 26, 2006, 06:29:06 PM: Then you would have no prob. being a black mage
What'f I was leet all the time?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on January 26, 2006, 07:42:58 PM: then it would have been proven that there is a first time for everything -.-

what if blaze was here and he and ace made a great omg best in the world game together?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 26, 2006, 07:43:36 PM: then the world would blow up

what if crankeye was a kitty

edit:damn blue and i posted at same time
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on January 29, 2006, 02:26:01 PM: Then this site PROBABLY(for all you xx type ppl who brag on everything) wouldn,t be and if it would, THEN CRANKEYE WOULD BREAK THE WORLD RECORD FOR A KITTEN WHO MAKES SITES!

WHAT IF BLUE XX TURNED INTO A INTELLIGENT,UNDISSING AND GOOD GUY(which i don't think would happen)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on January 29, 2006, 03:09:35 PM: Then I'd suicide...

What'f there wasn't a lightbulb created.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on January 29, 2006, 03:52:36 PM: then nightwolf won't even be able to fake an idea.
and ace, a promise is a promise, suicide so i can drink your blood and eat your bones so you won't have a grave

(btw wolf, as for your fine prints, that's the problem, you don't think)

what if nightwolf would suicide?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 29, 2006, 03:57:09 PM: then the world would be a better place

what if nightwolf wasnt such a crybaby?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on January 30, 2006, 09:04:52 AM: Then I think you don't know the dif between A crybaby and a Anger-Expressing patient guy.
THe TRUTH IS BLUE XX IS SCARED OF ME, TO FELL SECURE HE IS JKUST TALIKING BAD THINGS, IT'S A FAMOUS QOUTE< PPL WHO ARE SCARED TALK BAD ABOUT THE ONES THEY ARE SCARED OF<YOU PPL THINK YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME, LETS SEE<
THE NEXT PERSON TO MAKE FUN OF ME OR INSULT ME IN ANY WAY IS A SKUNK OR A BULL OR A PIG THEIR CHOICE FROM THESE 3 ONLY, AND NO SKUNK TURNING INTO SOMETHING< ONLY THESE 3 WITHOUT CHANGING! BEAT THAT! XX![/color]

What if Blue Xx would just shut up for a while!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on January 30, 2006, 10:35:11 AM: if it wasn't for people like me the world would be rolling into chaos created by the ignorant mobs.

i don't find myself easily agreeing with another, but not only that you are a crybaby you are also a pitiful excuse for an ape

i mean come on.. "scared of you"?
i am 17 and you are what? 10? and you have the brain of a 3 years old and i promise you the 3 years old wants to get rid of it.
name one reason of why would i be scared of someone as pitiful as you golf?

now as for your quote, that would be true in cases of jealously "if people are jealous the result is a fight" something like that
assuming i was jealous, name 1 thing you have that i don't
oops i got a whole list:
a. extremly small penis
b. ignorance
c. low I.Q
d. no social life
e. no logic
f. no ability to read the situation
g. no answer to anything
h. no physical power
i. no girlfriend
j. no friends
k. a strong believe in stupid stuff cause someone told you to
L. love to another guy's ass, such as you showen to my ass and my ass is now sick.
M. the ability to make a fool out of yourself

and the list just keeps growing.. yeah.. i am so jealous...

"THE NEXT PERSON TO MAKE FUN OF ME OR INSULT ME IN ANY WAY IS A SKUNK OR A BULL OR A PIG"

"mommy!!!! i need a change!! oh god i shitted in my pants!! big bad blue is being mean!! *cries*"

in that point, i would usually ask "are you a complete moron or are you justing acting like one?" sadly.. the answer is obvious..

what if you had 1$ every time golf made a fool out of himself?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on January 30, 2006, 04:14:04 PM: id bedonating money to bill gates and expecting that to be charity because how poor hed be compared to me

nightwolf are you angry at the world cuz you piss ur bed every night? you shouldnt be...everybody with mind of a child does it...it just so happens ur like 10 and you still cry for mommy at night...and next time ur trying to make someone stop making fun of someone dont call them a really gay name...i bet u were thinking about calling blueXx a doodoo head...that just explains how much of a fag/baby you arem, i mean who says "Heh theyll stop making fun of me! Ill just call them a mean name to make them go away like I saw on barney!" oh and i choose the bull cuz im born under the taurus, guess theres no change then...

oh congrats on super-l33t blue

what if Nightwolf had the IQ to actually post something that would challenge us?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on January 30, 2006, 05:12:12 PM: I wouldn't care as it has already left.

What if no names were mentioned in the next post?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on January 30, 2006, 06:03:01 PM: then it would look like that.

what if we could get those few.. less attracting posts deleted by a mod?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on February 01, 2006, 01:23:18 AM: Well then I geuss they would be gone, wouldn't they?

What if nobody here knows me?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on February 01, 2006, 02:10:52 AM: Nothing would happen cuz I don't.

Wat if I made a webcomic?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on February 01, 2006, 11:48:48 PM: Well then I gess you would have a comic on the web, huh?

What if you went fishing and never caught a fish?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on February 01, 2006, 11:53:09 PM: Well, I'd be fishing for a long time.

What if I were female?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on February 01, 2006, 11:57:26 PM: Then you and I could relate.

What if people weren't so mean at this thread?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on February 01, 2006, 11:59:13 PM: Then we would be happier.

What if I could get a girl-friend, and at the same time, not be distracted from my goal of educational achievement.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on February 02, 2006, 12:07:38 AM: Then I would say you can work wounders hun.

What if You ate bannas all day every day?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on February 02, 2006, 11:41:53 AM: then i would wear a banana suit and call myself banana man and look so very gay -.-

what if you actually had a use for all those maths thingys in real life?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on February 02, 2006, 12:59:07 PM: Then I'd start learning maths.

What if The Satan was the ruler of HEAVEN!

Ps. Third post of my dare.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on February 02, 2006, 03:49:14 PM: Dunno, What if God was the ruler of hell?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on February 02, 2006, 03:57:11 PM: well assuming such a being exist, which of course it doesn't, it would be the ruler of the planet earth and thus is the ruler of hell already.

what if humans were half as smart as they think they are?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on February 02, 2006, 09:59:21 PM: Didn't know humans where smart in the first place

What if humans where higher than the 18th on the smartest earth creatures scale?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on February 03, 2006, 05:15:30 PM: We'd be | | that big. Very very small.

What if JKF never got shot?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: GilgameshRO on February 03, 2006, 06:47:00 PM: The world would be a better place (maybe)!

What if Samuel L. Jackson was white?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: ahref on February 03, 2006, 07:37:49 PM: he would of taken a carer in art

what if you could connect your brain to your pc vial usb?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on February 03, 2006, 08:59:15 PM: It wouldn't bother most people since they are glued to the computer
What if this was the only forum on the web?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: GilgameshRO on February 04, 2006, 07:23:02 AM: Crankeye would be king of the internet.

What if Crankeye shut down this site? ):
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on February 06, 2006, 02:22:13 AM: Then every one would be missed, and a lot of people would have to find another site to post at.

What if the Seahawks win?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: BPKS0 on February 06, 2006, 02:39:13 AM: I don't know nething about sports so I dunno xD

What if Stewy from Family Guy was ur lil Bro?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on February 06, 2006, 08:55:24 AM: I wouldn't bother cuz i don't know any Family guy thing cerial.

WHAT IF........ A BIG SEA MONSTER CAM FROM THE WATER AND ATE THE 3rd TOES OF EVERY GUY IN THE WORLD?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on February 06, 2006, 11:25:46 AM: Then they all'd be 3rd toeless

WHAT IF A BIG SEA MONSTER CAM FROM THE GROUND AND ATE EVERY DOG?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on February 06, 2006, 12:08:26 PM: Rabies would finally get a cure.

What ifEvil lawn gnomes started to invade...theworld?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on February 06, 2006, 11:45:47 PM: Then... wait.. Thats already happened. But they got taller and called themselfs humans

What if ROLD GOLD didn't make pretzils?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on February 07, 2006, 08:58:09 AM: Then they wouldn't be there.

What if a barking ghost(dead dog) scared you and gave you the Goosebumps!(which most ppl have)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on February 07, 2006, 09:58:57 PM: Then I'd finaly fear a dead thing other than myself

What If I never commited suicide? (Yes, I actualy did it! It hurts to be a zombie!)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on February 08, 2006, 12:56:04 AM: than id kill you just for fun

what if ausace and nightwolf knew this doesnt count towards ur post count
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on February 08, 2006, 01:05:28 AM: then it wouldn't matter cuz I like asking stupid questions anyway... not to mention I post here most the time only...

Anyway.. What if c was replaced for being pronounced 'Hg'?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on February 08, 2006, 09:01:31 AM: Then it'd be hgat.

O.k i'll give you a strategy and i'll ask you at the end.

:D went mad and killed :) but :( saw the murder, :D noticed :( and ran after :( inspector :o stopped him.
In the court judge 8) asked :D about the murder.
:D started telling him bout the brutal murder.
then 8) became :^^: :lol: :| :? :roll: :shock: :whoa: :O_o: :crazy: :shifty:

WHAT IF :evil: and :twisted: came to know about the evil :D ?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on February 09, 2006, 04:54:04 AM: Then :twisted: and :evil: would murder :D

What if I never posted this?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on February 11, 2006, 01:44:28 PM: Then somebody else would've replied my question who's answer i expected to be :evil: and :twisted: sent :D to hell.

What If I Asked Nothing....Simply Nothing?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Roph on February 11, 2006, 02:01:52 PM: then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.genome.gov%2FPages%2FNews%2FPhotos%2FScience%2Fdog_image.jpg&hash=d43de69cc6942a9e1035810878a5ba5c8f6b4d29)

What if Crankeye turned (or revealed that he was) a crossdressing homosexual who had a fetish for mayonnaise?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on February 11, 2006, 02:30:38 PM: then maybe wolf will rethink about the reasons for him to get with crank

what if everyone in the forums will put wolf's small quote in their siggy? ;)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on February 11, 2006, 05:25:56 PM: Then yours would be replaced!

What if I never came back?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on February 11, 2006, 09:42:02 PM: it would depend of where you went.

What if it never snowed again.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: blueXx on February 11, 2006, 09:54:46 PM: it? i am scared of it :cry: hug me :cry:
(god not you guys.. go away.. no nooooooo i meant her you sick people.. get lost :cry: )

what if typos weren't invented?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on February 13, 2006, 08:47:23 AM: Quote from: blueXx

(god not you guys.. go away.. no nooooooo i meant her you sick people.. get lost :cry: ) This is what Xx said in small.

what if typos weren't invented?

Then they wouldn;t be there and you wouldn't probably ask this question cuz they wouldnt be there

What if :whoa: ruled the world
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Joepolidoro on February 24, 2006, 04:39:10 AM: I would defeat him and become the new ruler.... But a good one so nobody will be mad and everyone would be happy :lol: Then i would take away money and everything would be free but reduced to a limit for everyone. Then I would creat boats and send people into the ocean to start new civilizations with their own rules on islands that they found, and wars boht civilizations would be demolished and if they couldnt do it i would bring them back and give them a pat on the back or trying.

What if I ran out of my meds.. :shock:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on February 24, 2006, 09:56:25 AM: THEN YOU WOUDN'T HAVE THEM!

What If Sherlock Holmes Did Exist?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: thatsmypie on February 24, 2006, 11:10:01 AM: (I thought sherlock homes did exist :whoa: )
Then there will probably be less crime in the world :?

What if there was a giant comet heading for earth and we would all be killed when it hits it?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Joepolidoro on February 24, 2006, 10:30:48 PM: Then i would go to the Black Base in Anartica, that place has the most magnetic waves, and such.... problem is i couldnt get clearence to enter.....

What if, Whales lived in water and occasionally could wiggle themselves onto land and live...
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Maestress Xina on February 26, 2006, 05:20:24 PM: They might decide to take over the world.

What if you got kidnapped by circus folk and forced to join the circus?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: thatsmypie on February 26, 2006, 05:51:08 PM: Then I would kill them ith my awsome ninja skills and escape.

What if Someone asked how to make a new project in RPG Maker XP?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on February 26, 2006, 06:05:11 PM: Lets just say we'd have burnt pie on are hands.

What if I gave 60$ to Blaze?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on February 27, 2006, 03:59:49 AM: Then Halo would eat his shoes. :wink:

What if Blaze understood the never-by-Blaze-understanding rpg making basics,like fencing or scripting?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on February 28, 2006, 01:35:48 AM: Then I would eat MY shoes.

What if I exploded again? (read my earlier posts.)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on March 05, 2006, 01:28:06 PM: Then I'd prays the hevens that it finaly happens again

What if I was in a homoside ben with a dell so that is my only comunication with the world and I am not aloud to tell or they tak it away and I am very good at typing with my nose?(Hands in straight jacket)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: monster-doog on March 05, 2006, 10:03:11 PM: Then I would eat your nose

What if I ate Aus Ace Leader's nose?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on March 06, 2006, 12:38:47 AM: Then Id type with my knee

T'if I was a loose homosidle?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Zxar on March 06, 2006, 08:33:04 AM: i would pray you fall off a cliff :lol:

What if what everything in the world was fake not real but only a dream? :shock:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on March 07, 2006, 08:35:28 PM: Then my dreamed be a nightmare

What if life didn't suck?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 07, 2006, 10:30:44 PM: than life would be still to boring

what if the human race died and u where the only one left?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Zxar on March 08, 2006, 12:27:42 PM: I would become a clone specialist and clone myself millions of times.

What if aliens invaded and switched the positions of our heads and our arses?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: landofshadows on March 08, 2006, 12:53:53 PM: Every thing would look much bigger... toilets would have to be re-invented... I would hate to get diarea... at least if you fart the smelll will travel upwards so you will never smell it !!!

What if Alien planet piercers put a giant like flesh tunnel through the earth and then you jumped down it how far would you fall before you started falling the other way and eventually would you stop in the middle ?...
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 08, 2006, 03:43:26 PM: Not far

What if Canada's flag didn't have a leaf on it?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on March 08, 2006, 04:32:28 PM: Then it was simply boring and similar to European countries flags

What if Canada's flag had a green leaf on it?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: landofshadows on March 08, 2006, 04:34:32 PM: Some Hippy would have smoked it !!

What if Umpa Lumpa Farms started up... and every house hold could have one in a cupboard and you let the little fella out to do all your house work and then feed him Chocolate chip cookies as a perk... Oh... What if... If Only... !!!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on March 08, 2006, 04:39:36 PM: Then I'd buy another cookies, he would finish them all!

What if the Romans had still ruled all middle east?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 08, 2006, 06:11:12 PM: Then we would be in trouble.

What if the milky way galaxy was really a candy bar?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Zxar on March 08, 2006, 08:57:59 PM: i would end up really sick from eating it even though i hate chocolate.

what if we all turned into goblins and then invented light speed and we all got into a space ship with our newly invented light speed drive and then we just activated it and ran right into pluto?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: landofshadows on March 08, 2006, 08:59:53 PM: Then DIsney would be short of a Charicter...(Pluto)

What if rocks had wings and flew at over 50mph... would we all have to wear hard hats ?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Zxar on March 08, 2006, 09:03:55 PM: nope we wouldn't cause i would capture them all and train them into an army and take over the world :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

What if i was really able to do that :shock: :twisted: :shock:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 08, 2006, 10:42:41 PM: Then we would be in trouble

What if monkeys could fly?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Jesse 015 on March 08, 2006, 10:43:54 PM: and wat if they couldn't ey :D
Title: What if. . .
Post by: RPGPersonell on March 08, 2006, 11:35:52 PM: Then the circus whould be more exciting.

What if Bill Gates thought of the idea to buy Pepsi for x>$723465237465239562356435782 and microsoft owned Pepsi?!?!?!

That's scary just thinking about it. :cry:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 12:02:18 AM: Then I'm sure each can would have a microchip implanted in it and Bill Gates could track your every move.

What if there was no such thing as free internet?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 02:16:50 AM: the world will be poor

what if there was no rpg makers....????
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 02:18:22 AM: Then we would be bored.

What if god was one of us? (a song as far as I can remember)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 02:19:34 AM: basically he already was...JESUS!!! LOL

what if there was actually one good game for rpg maker xp?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 02:20:52 AM: Then the world would come to an end.

What if hair was really made of spaghetti noodles?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 02:25:19 AM: everyone would be bald bcz they would eat their own hair....lol

what if the great wall of china was used to keep out chuck norris?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 02:27:45 AM: Then he was go kung fu ninja on the wall

What is pewee herman was never caught wanking in the movie theatre?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 02:29:46 AM: he would of finally have a orgasim in there...

what if the drink "Red Bull" was actually marketed to be Chuck Norris's piss? lmao
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 02:34:02 AM: Then I'm sure you will start seeing a lot more auctions on eBay

What if there was no warm water?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 02:39:50 AM: then it'll be to cold to pee in

what if Waldo was put into hiding bcz of Chuck Norris? lmfao
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 02:40:44 AM: then waldo would turn bright white

What if the grass needed blood to survive?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 02:42:04 AM: then we wuld have less humans on earth

what if chuck norris had two speeds : walk and kill?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 02:43:11 AM: Then he would be tied down most of the time

What if there was no such thing as a good time?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 02:44:28 AM: then there'll be no good time

what if chuck norris had someone else shave his beard...when only chuck norris can cut chuck norris?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 02:45:43 AM: then it isn't a possibility is it?

What if everyone in the world farted at the same time?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 02:47:56 AM: that wuld be hilarious and thw wrold wuld be polluted lol

what if chuck norris kicked so fast that his foot went back in time and killed President Kennedy?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 02:49:33 AM: hmmm...then the same thing would of happened, except kennedy wouldn't of been shot.

what if there was no water?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 02:51:48 AM: then the instrument the "bong" would of not been created

what if chuck norris didn't exist>?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 02:52:26 AM: Then this world would be better off

What if I stopped posting in this topic?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 02:54:25 AM: then ill go to sleep now like i want to

what if this forum was deleted and you went to chucknorrisfacts.com?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 02:55:12 AM: Then I don't know what he would do with it...

What if I were to really stop posting in this thread?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 09, 2006, 03:45:15 AM: Then you'd stop posting.

What if I kicked Chuck Norris' cowboy *ss in under ten seconds?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on March 09, 2006, 03:48:47 AM: Hackz

What if I kicked Chuck Norris' cowboy *ss in under ten seconds?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 04:26:26 AM: Hypothetical. You couldn't so it's not an issue.

What if rabbits were orange and neon green?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: landofshadows on March 09, 2006, 08:56:47 AM: They wouldn't get hit by so many cars...

What if it rained Money ? (Apart from The UK being the best place to live ever cuz it rains here all the time)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: GilgameshRO on March 09, 2006, 08:59:20 AM: Money wouldn't be worth anything anymore. :(

What if silverline and crankeye had babies?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: landofshadows on March 09, 2006, 09:15:28 AM: They kinda have... this Forum...

What if BlueXx and Blaze ever met in person... who's head would role first ?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 09, 2006, 11:54:14 AM: I'd say blaze would try to hit blue, but just in a nick of second, blue must've already kicked him.
And Blaze's head would roll upm, cuz he just doesn't understand blue.

What if...........blue became blaze and vice-versa? LOL!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 09, 2006, 12:36:05 PM: Then we would be living in bizzaro world.

What would happen if Odin and Jesus fought?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: landofshadows on March 09, 2006, 12:46:27 PM: Well if Jesus was walking on water at the time and Odin throw a lightning bolt Jesus would be Toast !!!!.... Ha Feed that to the hungry Odin would cry...LOL

What If I was the next Son of God ?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on March 09, 2006, 12:58:32 PM: Then I'd kill you, I hate good people who are related to G*D

What if the old days of crankeye came back? :roll:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 09, 2006, 02:15:32 PM: Then we'd have a huge party.

What if Bob Dole joined the Crankeye forums?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: landofshadows on March 09, 2006, 03:08:43 PM: I guess he will have this as his Ava
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tailspinstudio.com%2Fillustration%2Fimages%2Fbobdole.jpg&hash=2592e2ba7d2a2cc88692eb62f0bd1ef615fb0f5f)

What if you was teleported to a dimension inhabited by flesh eating snails and you was being consumed slowly...?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 04:21:23 PM: I'd have escargo

What if we had no eyes?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: landofshadows on March 09, 2006, 04:29:23 PM: Then we would have evolved to use sonar or smell...

What if the Sky fell down ?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 04:32:23 PM: Then the entire earth would end as we know it

What if there was such thing a giant sea monkeys?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: landofshadows on March 09, 2006, 04:37:18 PM: Sea Monkeys are real... as for giant ones there real too... like every creature you get big ones and small one...LOL

What if Snow was hot... would it melt before it hit the ground ?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 04:43:00 PM: If snow was hot I'm not quite sure if it would snow...because all snow is, is crystallized rain.

What if George Bush was a good American president?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 09, 2006, 04:49:31 PM: Then no one would complain about him I guess.

What if some one found a way to turn turds to gold.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 04:51:16 PM: then I would be the first one to find out that secret

What if there was no food and all we had to eat was each other?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: landofshadows on March 09, 2006, 04:58:52 PM: The women would be eaten 1st.... then I would loose the will to live...

(The gold Turd thing... thats easy... Eat LOADS of sweet corn...)

What if you was reincarnated as a snail what colour shell would you have ?... (I would go for See-through so Birds could not spot me... but then I would look like a slug... a lesser form of creature...)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 06:00:55 PM: Blue...it's my favourite color

What if chickens were the size of elephants?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on March 09, 2006, 06:14:11 PM: Then people who eat them would be very fat

What if there were 3 suns in our solar system?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 06:16:52 PM: Then it would be light all day long

What if there was no such thing as paper?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 09, 2006, 10:29:28 PM: than we would have to write on teh walls

what if u where hacked buy chuck norris?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 11:29:15 PM: I don't think he's smart enough

What if roses smelt like farts?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 09, 2006, 11:31:08 PM: than id bomb my school with them

what if the mods told you to STFU
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 11:32:12 PM: then I would tell them to stfu

What if George Bush wanted to have sex with your mother?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 09, 2006, 11:32:59 PM: I'd be surprised.

What if you were immortal?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 11:33:51 PM: Then I would run in front of a train just to see

What if food had no flavour?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 09, 2006, 11:34:49 PM: you might as well eat shit

what if u god hit by a car,lighting,and a dime and lived?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 11:41:03 PM: I'd be pretty messed up

What if Chuck Norris wore women's clothing?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 11:42:10 PM: then bruce willis would call him his woman

what if chuck norris created the internet to put all his porn on it?lmao
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 09, 2006, 11:42:21 PM: that id make a song about him being gay

what if your feet exploded
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 11:43:31 PM: then chuck norris would rule the world lol

what if chuck norris went to a gym and when he was done, it felt like it was raped?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 09, 2006, 11:46:01 PM: than ZOMG WEEEOW WEEEOW

what if you got ran over by a panda
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 11:46:55 PM: Then Chuck Norris would kill it

What if chuck norris played in the Wizard of Oz?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 09, 2006, 11:48:26 PM: then youd have to follow the broken by a round house kick road

whhat if you where raped by the devil
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 11:49:25 PM: then it would be called "No Wizard, but Chuck Norris"

what if everyone wuld start makin jokes including chuch norris?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 11:51:00 PM: The Chuck Norris would get very upset

What if Chuck Norris was really a purple, polka dotted little sissy elephant?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 11:52:07 PM: then chuck norris wouldn't be chuck norris

what if everyone in this forum went to chucknorrisfacts.com(go to it, it's funny lol)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 09, 2006, 11:52:26 PM: he'd be barneys brother

what if mj wasent gay
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 11:53:01 PM: Then we would all get a kick out of it.

What if Chuck Norris wore pretty pink underwear?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 09, 2006, 11:53:07 PM: Quote from: kaigen20
then chuck norris wouldn't be chuck norris

what if everyone in this forum went to chucknorrisfacts.com(go to it, it's funny lol)

do mine first
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 09, 2006, 11:53:51 PM: I did
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 09, 2006, 11:54:09 PM: than crankeye would implode

what if i got hit by a car
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 10, 2006, 12:00:51 AM: i woulod be like that suxx...oh well..sorry don't know ya

but what if chuck norris got hit by a car
???
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 10, 2006, 12:02:19 AM: the car would be blown away before it hit him

what if blaze got hit by a car?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 10, 2006, 12:04:06 AM: I'd back over him to make sure people would stop the whole Chuck Norris thing

What if Marduk came out of the sky and started kicking total *ss?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 10, 2006, 12:05:02 AM: the world would be safe, and chuck the norris would have kept his weiner for his new drink...."moster" energy drink...with a special ingredient his piss

what if chuck norris was teh only one to count to infinite...twice?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 10, 2006, 12:05:10 AM: tahn id say zomg tis teh end of world

what if satan hit you with a car
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 10, 2006, 12:06:55 AM: holy fudge....i wuld of blown his brains away with my nipple gun to stop him hahahahahaha........shazzam

what if ...the words what if meant different things?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 10, 2006, 12:08:02 AM: i would say yah man

what if blaze wasent stupid?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 10, 2006, 12:09:32 AM: That is an impossibility

What if Chuck Norris was Blaze? :whoa:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 10, 2006, 12:09:37 AM: that's impossible....

what if white peopole were slaves nad the black people were the slave owneres
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 10, 2006, 12:10:49 AM: Then America would of had a white civil war?

What if Chuck Norris was really a brand of golf bag?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 10, 2006, 12:11:38 AM: than i would say ,jkjjfjgkgkjgkg gjbbjfjfjdjjhwtfhbhhbjbfjbfg

what if i was punched in the face by blaze for being straight
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 10, 2006, 12:12:55 AM: you're gay or bi....omgosh...lol...ummmmmmmmmmmm

what if chuck norris saw us posting jokes about chuck norris....??????????????????????
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 10, 2006, 12:13:54 AM: he'd kill us

what if me kaigen and viper where shot by chuck norris in our legs?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 10, 2006, 12:15:00 AM: he would go all killer on us

What if Chuck Norris never played in Walker: Texas Ranger?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 10, 2006, 12:15:53 AM: than he would never kill again

what if all teh schools in teh world blew up
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 10, 2006, 12:16:22 AM: that impossible bccz that show is named after him....he never runs...he only walks...lol

what if chuck norris was our bodyguard
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 10, 2006, 12:17:13 AM: than i would never get beat up

what if blaze wasent gay?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 10, 2006, 12:19:23 AM: omgosh...blaze is gay or bi....ummm...lol

what if chuckn norris was black
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 10, 2006, 12:22:30 AM: than blacks would rule the world

what if freddy krugar atacked chuck norris
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 10, 2006, 12:24:46 AM: f*K chuck norris would rape his ass...and then he would kill him...and people would have bad dreams of chuck the norris.

what if chuck norris was gay
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 10, 2006, 12:26:51 AM: omg!!1!!

what if your tv blew up
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Viper on March 10, 2006, 12:42:55 AM: I don't have a tv

What if Chuck Norris was dead?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 10, 2006, 01:07:50 AM: I'd be happy.

What if people realised the Chuck Norris fad isn't funny.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 10, 2006, 01:09:40 AM: than he wouldent exist

what if what if?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Mental on March 10, 2006, 01:12:13 AM: then you get no answer.

What if your head fell of from an "Invisible" force?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: dwarra on March 10, 2006, 01:53:34 AM: Id be in pain.

What if all the topics in this forum got locked?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 10, 2006, 03:30:04 AM: id go wAHAHAHAHhhahahHahaHHAhahAHahAHahAHhaaHHY WTF NOT TEH GAMES

what if god didnt exist
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 10, 2006, 04:10:02 AM: The christain concept of god doesn't exsist because it's an un-natural religion, blah, blah, blah... I don't want to start discussing pagan philospy and theology in the post

What if I got dumber?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 10, 2006, 04:10:51 AM: i may have to actully send you to vahalla than

what if i could dance
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on March 10, 2006, 04:12:30 AM: You wouldn't be gay.

What if I was mod?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 10, 2006, 04:20:08 AM: Then we would have a much needed additional mod.

What if computers were edible?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 10, 2006, 04:24:12 AM: than there would be no computers

what if i got hit by a shoe,bird,pig,chicken nugget,and a penny and lived?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Mental on March 10, 2006, 04:33:42 AM: Then ide scream at the top of my lungs "There is a god!!!" (But there really isn't)

What if this smileys eyes popped out right..Now :shock:
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 10, 2006, 04:42:51 AM: id eat em cause im hungry or call the Pure white boobies

what if i ate my arm whole and it reappeared
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 11, 2006, 12:53:09 AM: I would call you Piccolo, crazy namekian!

What if God came down and punished those who said He didn't exist?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 11, 2006, 02:32:49 AM: than i would probably die

what if i was teh devil
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on March 11, 2006, 03:48:00 AM: I would go tell Jesus!

What if I was owner of Newgrounds?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 11, 2006, 04:04:17 AM: than id tackle you and kill you for owner ship

what if I WAS THE OWNER of newgrounds
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 11, 2006, 01:16:44 PM: I would never type that into my address bar again. =P
What if I ruled the world?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 11, 2006, 03:53:43 PM: id form a resistance with my fellow fourm people and take you down

What if i was a super spam n00b and flaming idiot like blaze?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: thatsmypie on March 11, 2006, 04:17:21 PM: Then i'd know I was dreaming coz no-one can be stupid enough to be worse then Blaze!

What if I never returned to this forum?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on March 11, 2006, 06:02:41 PM: Who the hell cares lol

What if I was the owner of google?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 11, 2006, 06:16:34 PM: than google may be hell

what if i was relly a bird
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 11, 2006, 07:19:26 PM: Then you couldn't be typing on here.
What if there were no cats?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 11, 2006, 07:33:33 PM: than thered be no way to terrerize my pet cock(lol cock)a2

what if i was mentaly retarded?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 12, 2006, 12:42:23 AM: Then you couldn't pass SAT.
What if I got married tomorrow?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 12, 2006, 01:28:13 AM: Then you'd be married.

What if I was really Thor?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 12, 2006, 05:54:14 AM: than i would smite thee with my godly god powers

what if i was hit by a car again
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Mental on March 13, 2006, 12:28:04 AM: then Pain.
What if all my childhood toys came out and attacked you all.(I seriously dont remember where they are anymore :| )
Title: What if. . .
Post by: thatsmypie on March 13, 2006, 07:39:11 PM: I'd use my mind control powers and make them attack you.
What if I did what I said above? /\
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Mental on March 13, 2006, 07:44:59 PM: Then i would beg for mercy

What if everyone died except me?And i was immortal So i would never die.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 13, 2006, 08:50:28 PM: Then you would be eternally alone on this earth.
What if I didn't really live on this planet?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on March 13, 2006, 08:56:27 PM: Mars has great internet conecctions!

What if PS3 never came out?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 13, 2006, 09:35:40 PM: then japan would get bombed for not letting it come out

what if the xbox 360 had games like final fantasy, breath of fire, etc.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 13, 2006, 10:51:44 PM: than japan would like it more

what if i caught on fire?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 14, 2006, 12:20:40 AM: Then you would burn up =/
What if Japan suddenly liked the Xbox360 for NO reason at all?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 14, 2006, 02:13:37 AM: then they would be called americans bcz only americans like xbox 360...lol

what if japan never made the role playing games we play today
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 14, 2006, 02:23:47 AM: zomg how would i live?????????

what if the japan's never made sonic?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 14, 2006, 11:34:35 AM: I couldn't have wasted those few hours I played it all those years ago. (Not dissing sonic, just not my style of game)

What if RPGMaker was never created?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 14, 2006, 01:25:46 PM: then most of or probably all of us would not be here

what if 1337's where n00bs
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 14, 2006, 01:30:58 PM: Oh MY GOD! btw it will happen( blaze is an expert ya know :lol: )

What if...there were no..SMILIES!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 14, 2006, 01:45:30 PM: there would be no expressions

what if i was :shock: all day long?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 14, 2006, 01:59:13 PM: Then we would be like :O_o:

WHAT IF....................................................................................... ..................hehe......what?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: landofshadows on March 14, 2006, 03:03:31 PM: What if What ?... Yeah if What was What, then What would What be...?

Enough of that shite...LOL

What if the Sun was Black...?

Would we have black light... like in night clubs.... or would the world be dark... What if...?)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 14, 2006, 05:23:47 PM: Then light would be black, and darkness would be bright, lol.
What if there was an asteroid the size of Jupiter coming straight for the Earth?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: landofshadows on March 14, 2006, 05:31:17 PM: Humm... Then Bruce Willis and some Oil rig dudes would get in a space ship fly up to it, drill it and blow it to bits... DUH !!! LOL

(No Seriously good question)....

I think I would 1st Shite my-self... 2nd Steal a Top of the range sports car... 3rdly try every drug going (not all at once)... 4thly Tell every Female I love em and sleep with as many as I can... Then I think I would die, from the earth blowing up !!!!

What if we all had Giant ears like elephants...?

Imagine the ear muffs... LOL
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Roph on March 14, 2006, 06:20:09 PM: It probably wouldn't look as bad as giant mouths.

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What if he wanted to kiss you
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 14, 2006, 06:54:19 PM: (Apparently I was not the only one who watched Armaggedon the otehr day, lol)

I would run as far and as fast I can away from him!!!!

What if he wanted to eat you?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 14, 2006, 10:12:29 PM: I'd whip out a shot gun and gun old mega mouth down.

What if Jesus was a typo and he was really named Jebus?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 14, 2006, 10:47:38 PM: than he would be the gee bus

what if i was a mega 1337 spammer
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 14, 2006, 11:45:35 PM: Then all of the interweb would bow before your mighty power.

What if I bought the real Mjolnir at a yard sale?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 15, 2006, 12:38:52 AM: If that is the armor from Halo, then I would have to call you Uber Chief! =P
What if I was stronger then Master Chief, even with his all his super steroids enhancers?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on March 15, 2006, 01:18:19 AM: Then sephiroth will still kick your ass

What if I exploded AGAIN?!?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on March 15, 2006, 02:22:56 AM: There he goes again... blowing up again?!

What if we were gaints compaired to aliens.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on March 15, 2006, 02:31:18 AM: Then they probably wouldn't be able to take over earth.

What if Earth exploded?!?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: thatsmypie on March 15, 2006, 08:43:50 AM: Then we'll all be pretty screwed.

What if hover cars were to be invented in a day?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 15, 2006, 12:17:30 PM: Then I wouldn't want one due to the chance of rushed manufacture... they might explode! =P

What if Infants flew airplanes better then any adult did?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 15, 2006, 01:52:03 PM: than id hit a plain with a car

what if i was 4000 years old and lived
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 15, 2006, 02:07:15 PM: You'd be sitting on a chair..searching for ur false teeth set... :lol:

What if...Dwarra turned bad in mapping..somehow?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on March 15, 2006, 03:32:36 PM: Seriously, I wouldn't care :^^:

What if you lost all your teeth?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 15, 2006, 04:26:32 PM: At least this horrible toothache would be gone! :O_o:
What if caffeine was good for you?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 15, 2006, 04:28:18 PM: holy crap...it already is for me

what if this forum was deleted
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 15, 2006, 08:28:35 PM: then we would have nothing to do. =P
What if the internet suddenly was deleted?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 15, 2006, 11:56:33 PM: The world would end.

What if Ciggerettes were good for you?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 15, 2006, 11:59:26 PM: Smoking WOULD be cool...
What if I was a zombie that ate people's brains through the modem? (don't ask how...)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Mental on March 16, 2006, 12:21:22 AM: I would shut off my modem and prey for mercy the aliens monster dont come after me... :twisted:

What if I went up to the pope and said.."GOD ISN'T REAL!"
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 16, 2006, 02:45:15 AM: well he is reall and he would slap you in the face making you not crazy anymore

what the pope was the president of the usa
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 16, 2006, 11:40:14 AM: We'd all be Catholic.... :evil:
What if there were no evil sects and religions, only Christianity?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 16, 2006, 12:40:10 PM: that's fine with me...the world would be safer....heheeh im from indiana too lol

what if there were no such thing called noobs
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tezuka on March 16, 2006, 12:56:46 PM: There would be no such thing as gods!

what if i gave a s***?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: shadowdude on March 16, 2006, 01:00:13 PM: then you wouldnt care if i did this would ya *punches arm 5 times*

What if men had 5 heads
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 16, 2006, 03:28:05 PM: we would look kind of weird, and would have to have good balance...
What if the United States ruled the world?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: shadowdude on March 16, 2006, 08:46:19 PM: I would shoot myself

What if video games NEVER exsisted
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on March 16, 2006, 08:48:25 PM: For the 30th time, nothing.

What if you lost your job?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tezuka on March 16, 2006, 09:02:07 PM: What job?? :O_o:

What if burgers could eat you?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 17, 2006, 11:53:58 AM: Then the saying "Eat it, before it eats you" would be right.
What if dogs were the common meat to eat, rather then chicken?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tezuka on March 17, 2006, 12:59:42 PM: I would be vegetarian

what if the final fantasy series was a common hentai?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 17, 2006, 01:27:22 PM: tan i would have to secretly play/look

what if i was ghost?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 17, 2006, 02:08:10 PM: I wouldnt care....i dont even know where u live...

WHAT IF.....it rainwedbig slimy GOOOBAALLS?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tenraah on March 17, 2006, 02:16:13 PM: Then I would pop a bunch of car tires so people would have to walk home in it! :twisted:

What If the bunny in my avatar became a serial killer?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 17, 2006, 06:05:03 PM: Then he'd become buddies with the Yakuza.

What I shot the sherrif but didn't shoot the deputy?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on March 17, 2006, 07:58:09 PM: You would make a really bad song about it.

What I bought a bike?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 17, 2006, 10:44:48 PM: lol u said bike (jk)

what if i was bond... james bond
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Panther III on March 17, 2006, 10:48:54 PM: I'd ask for a martini.
What if Mental killed himself?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Mental on March 17, 2006, 11:19:20 PM: Dude your a dumb ass..
Duh ide die. But i hate you too much to kill myself and not make you suffer.

What if Panther killed himself?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: shadowdude on March 17, 2006, 11:30:42 PM: then he would be dead

What if the universe was about to implode
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on March 17, 2006, 11:33:19 PM: Then a second later it would explode.

What if I was 100 times older than I am now?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 18, 2006, 04:25:47 AM: than ud be old as dirt

what if i WTFish all the time
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 18, 2006, 04:47:18 AM: Then every one would be confused.

What if Cthulu was my dad?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Mental on March 18, 2006, 02:55:27 PM: Cthulu would be your dad.

What if The government cencured the words "What the fuck?!" And replaced them with "Wheres The Food?"(WTF Wheres The Food?!)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Panther III on March 18, 2006, 05:19:23 PM: then I'd have too kill you.
What if a new RPG Maker came out?!?!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Supervisor on March 18, 2006, 05:28:18 PM: Then I have to switch again bcuz I can't stand not having the newest.
What ifI was a girl :p
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Mental on March 18, 2006, 05:28:42 PM: Ughh you didn't know they were making RPG 2K6(Aka.English 3d rpg maker)?
and umm.Youde be a girl(Sorry you posted a second before me)

What if panther was a democrat?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 18, 2006, 06:54:55 PM: The world would end.

What if Janet Reno ate the moon?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 18, 2006, 06:56:59 PM: than thered be no moon

what if i commited a homicide on blaze (murder him)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 19, 2006, 03:31:47 AM: clap*clap plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what if blaze was never alive lol
Title: What if. . .
Post by: wildrj on March 19, 2006, 02:05:55 PM: then we wouldent know him would we.

what if everyone in the world was a hacker.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: thatsmypie on March 19, 2006, 02:50:09 PM: Everyones computers would be fucked!

What if everyone in the world begun to speak french?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 19, 2006, 05:32:06 PM: then everyone would be gay..

what everyone in the world spoke chinese
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on March 19, 2006, 05:46:36 PM: 1/5 of the world does anyway. Wouldn't be that bad.

What if you had to go to the nut house?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: wildrj on March 19, 2006, 07:01:03 PM: we would bust u out.
what if dogs didnt exsist.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Knox22 on March 19, 2006, 07:57:54 PM: then id be ok im a cat person

what if captin picard was god
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Supervisor on March 20, 2006, 03:23:52 PM: Then the world would be a battlefield...
What if a battleship crashed into the White House?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: shadowdude on March 20, 2006, 05:21:58 PM: then i would laugh at George Bush

What if the world was about to explode in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on March 20, 2006, 06:35:17 PM: Who cares? God would make another one!

What if I spoke Chinese Simplified as my native language?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 20, 2006, 11:27:25 PM: dude that's sweet...teach me some chinese lol serioulsy

what if the world didn't have saddam husein born
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Mental on March 21, 2006, 09:00:39 PM: Then millions of people would be alive DUH.

What if.. I couldn't think of what to say.Like i cant right now?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 21, 2006, 09:19:18 PM: Then it would just be the Satus Quo.

What if Micheal Jackson and Richard Simmons had babies?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on March 22, 2006, 03:21:03 PM: Are you sure you want to know?

What if the forums were called Crankeye's Fruity Pebbles?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on March 22, 2006, 09:07:22 PM: Then I wouldn't have joined it.

What if this weren't the 1000th post in this topic?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 22, 2006, 09:10:09 PM: then it wouldn't be the 1000th post of this topic.
What if I was cool???
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on March 22, 2006, 09:59:32 PM: You wouldn't be here! You be hanging out with Jackson right here! (I'm Jackson)

What if I was a firefighter?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 22, 2006, 11:58:14 PM: You would put out fires... =P
What if I was a member of S.W.A.T???
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on March 23, 2006, 12:18:23 AM: I would quit. LOLz.

What if I had pie?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: wildrj on March 23, 2006, 12:57:45 AM: id eat it.
what if i owned enterbrain?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Mental on March 23, 2006, 12:58:51 AM: Then we would worship you instead of enterbrains owner.
What if..The next post was the udmbest piece of shit ever written
Title: What if. . .
Post by: wildrj on March 23, 2006, 01:04:47 AM: id post it then.
what if i was rich?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on March 23, 2006, 01:14:25 PM: Then Crankeye would ban you cuz he doesn't allow rich guys here.

What if I didn't have to pick my younger brother from his kinder-garden now?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 23, 2006, 11:56:39 PM: He'd be stranded the he'd get raised by wolves.

What if Goku and Superman fought?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on March 23, 2006, 11:58:52 PM: They'd make a movie about it.

What if I was 9 feet tall?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on March 24, 2006, 02:15:38 AM: that would be sweet

what if you were 16 feet tall
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 24, 2006, 06:12:46 PM: He would be the tallest human EVER!!!

What if Vegeta was really a girl???
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on March 24, 2006, 09:40:20 PM: Then finally there would be a reason to watch DBGT!

What if Zxmelee was.. 1.5 feet tall (or short that it is?) lol
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 25, 2006, 05:04:17 AM: Then he would be really small.

WHAT IF my lip did this :lol: all the time???
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 25, 2006, 05:25:21 AM: We'd call mr.LOL!

What If LOL!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on March 25, 2006, 06:57:08 PM: LOL would!
What if I could melt your heart? (and don't say 'we'd never be apart' lol)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on March 25, 2006, 09:43:01 PM: Then I would die.

What if TheRotS was 13 feet tall?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: thatsmypie on March 26, 2006, 12:44:55 PM: I would break his knee caps with a golf club so he was small again!
What if crankeye gave his admin status to me?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 26, 2006, 05:17:03 PM: The Ragnarok would happen.

What if I was a porn star?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: TheRotS on March 27, 2006, 12:40:37 PM: ( :roll: I really am 13 feet tall)

Then.. I don't know, go ask a girl or something. They like it

O que se Crankeye n
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 27, 2006, 01:58:58 PM: then he wouldnt be..duh :lol: [/size[

WHAT IF....TheRots was 13 feet tall, like he said,which i didnt belive!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on March 27, 2006, 02:18:53 PM: We would need bigger guns.

What if the world ended yesterday?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on March 27, 2006, 02:26:00 PM: Then I would laugh down on you from heaven while you all burn in hell, HUAHUAHUA!

What if this world isn
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 28, 2006, 02:33:49 PM: Then when(if i tried) to kick u,a thousands of u would come and ill cling from a poll and go kicking in circles!

What if...I hypnotized all of YOU!
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on March 28, 2006, 03:57:00 PM: Then I would kill myself, b4 it
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 28, 2006, 04:52:11 PM: Then You'd go to Valhalla and hang out with awesome Vikings.

What if Mental was a girl?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: zxm on March 28, 2006, 09:26:12 PM: *throws up*

What if I had Dunkaroos?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nec on March 28, 2006, 09:59:48 PM: Then I'd steal them 8)

What if the world was just a tiny speck of sand on a vast beach?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 28, 2006, 11:51:18 PM: Then it would be like "MIB 2"'s big our world is just a locker in a HUGE locker room...

WHAT IF ZXMelee changed his Avvy and Sig everyday???
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Demonheart on March 29, 2006, 10:35:14 AM: then he willl run out of idea's fast.

What if girls find gamers sexy?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Tezuka on March 29, 2006, 11:58:18 AM: I would be Cassanova

What if crankeye was insane?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 29, 2006, 02:12:15 PM: Then ppl like ermacrules would return.

What if...HOLY DONKEYS CAME TO THE er umm...EARTH?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Demonheart on March 30, 2006, 11:14:41 AM: I would move to Mars.

What if we were visited by an aggressive Alien Race?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 30, 2006, 11:29:26 AM: ID go to mars :wink:

What if the world was square....?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: LordsGamer on March 30, 2006, 11:38:15 AM: That would be weird, lol...

WHAT IF I was an ArcAngel???
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 30, 2006, 11:39:19 AM: edit:- i and blizzard posted at same time so erm like i wont answer i answered but lemme keep his thing ok...and fine..
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on March 30, 2006, 11:39:35 AM: Then we would have round dices.

What if Microsoft takes over the world with this (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Microsoft) (scroll down til ROBOT ARMY)
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 30, 2006, 11:41:49 AM: HOHO LOL!

What if What?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Demonheart on March 30, 2006, 11:43:55 AM: Then we would know the meaning of life

What if Bill Gates was caught using Linux or a Mac Computer
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on March 30, 2006, 11:53:34 AM: This:
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What if this:
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Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 30, 2006, 11:59:44 AM: H-O-L-Y!]

What if we knew the meaning of life..,.
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Demonheart on March 30, 2006, 12:00:32 PM: then we would kill ourselves

what if we were trapped inside a gaming world
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 30, 2006, 01:46:08 PM: Aren't We.

What if A Giant Robot Named Destructo came to destroy the world?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Demonheart on March 30, 2006, 01:52:47 PM: then we would be saved by Doctor Chaotica

What if we ran out of ideas
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 30, 2006, 02:08:28 PM: Haven;t we?

What if we have?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Demonheart on March 30, 2006, 02:14:24 PM: then all we do is copy

What if he kept copying stuff?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 31, 2006, 07:29:22 PM: Then this would get pointless.

What if I ate six pounds of Jello pudding?
Title: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on April 01, 2006, 03:21:06 AM: DIET TIME FOR YOU FUMANNCHU!

What if I?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Mental on April 10, 2006, 09:35:14 PM: you get a ..

What if cheeze its didn't exist!!!(FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW...ALL I EAT IS FREAKIN CHEEZEITS!)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 10, 2006, 10:22:20 PM: You would starve.

What if Dick Cheney was The Terminator?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Demonheart on April 11, 2006, 05:28:50 AM: then arnold schwarzeneggar wasn't senator of California.

What if america got blown up by aliens...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 11, 2006, 02:11:47 PM: Then Some guy would run around naked screaming, 'I told you so!'.

What if He-Man, Optimus Prime, Spider Man, The Incredible Hulk, Goku, Shaft, and Superman fought to the death?

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on April 11, 2006, 05:15:16 PM: Quote from: FuMannChu on April 11, 2006, 02:11:47 PM
Then Some guy would run around naked screaming, 'I told you so!'.

What if He-Man, Optimus Prime, Spider Man, The Incredible Hulk, Goku, Shaft, and Superman fought to the death?

:mrgreen:

Goku would kick ass. Superman is weak against cryptonite, He-Man can
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on April 11, 2006, 10:27:49 PM: then this would world would turn upside down and everyone would turn crazy..

what if the whole world just started to mosh!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: shadowdude on April 13, 2006, 01:28:56 AM: then i would knock you all on ur ass

what is god came to earth and poked you in the eye
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on April 13, 2006, 01:37:28 AM: I would ask: "Why me and not mental?!"

What if he -> :mrgreen: would leave?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Mental on April 13, 2006, 03:11:23 AM: Your signature would be empty.
What if shaft died?!?!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: kaigen20 on April 13, 2006, 11:28:32 PM: then chuck norris would take over his part.. but be called Chaft
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 16, 2006, 05:26:51 AM: What if the site got haxxored again?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Roph on September 02, 2006, 07:47:32 PM: what if you couldn't post in this section
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 23, 2006, 09:35:46 PM: Then you would be horribly wrong.

What if :fred: suddenly disappeared?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 23, 2006, 10:45:04 PM: There world would be a very different place.

What if all of us suddenly spoke Spanish rather than portugeuse?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 23, 2006, 11:13:04 PM: Cada uno tendría que aprender español, y después pueda entenderse español quebrado. El mundo llegó a ser completamente confuso, pues terminaríamos encima subconsciente de llevar la lengua española en la vida verdadera, que significa que cada una tendría que aprender español también. El inglés llegó a ser tan vacío como las idiomas de los cteres del Tercer Mundo, la tierra se convirtió en manera tensionada también, y romperíamos eventual órbita y la vela en el sol.

What if I had posted this in English?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on September 23, 2006, 11:21:03 PM: I probably wouldn't have read it anyway.

What now if Dox (Blaze) went from infamous to famous within the next hour from this post?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 23, 2006, 11:22:52 PM: One word: Apocalypse.

What if...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on September 23, 2006, 11:44:10 PM: Then I'd be drinking again which I is.

What if... WELCOME TO DYING!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 24, 2006, 04:24:43 AM: Then DragonForce would obliterate Blind Guardian.

What if Arrow wasn't a homosexual?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 24, 2006, 04:26:31 AM: He'd post saying so.

Not really gay, was just a joke.

I'm fine with you joking about it, I just want you to know for future reference.

What if the duck hunt dog owned you?! :dog: :kfc: WITH A BUCKET OF CHICKEN?!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 24, 2006, 04:43:33 AM: I don't fail, so he won't.

What if Arrow takes me way too seriously and that I realize he's not gay yet his need to post after me will do him harm for a good while?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 24, 2006, 04:45:02 AM: ...Then I would have a completely different outlook on this situation then wouldn't I?

OMG HARMED LOL

What if toothbrushes were called teethbrushes?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 24, 2006, 04:46:21 AM: Then we'd be looking forever to find some teethpaste.

What if Penn had beaten Hughes tonight in UFC 63?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 24, 2006, 04:50:30 AM: UFC is weird...they always seem to be...humping eachother.

What if?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 24, 2006, 04:51:41 AM: Well, obviously it

What if Drew Carey was skinny?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 24, 2006, 04:52:44 AM: This world would implode.

What if Greg Proops was even finnier?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 24, 2006, 04:54:49 AM: Finntroll would have a run for their money.

What if I never stopped looping the sentences in that topic?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 24, 2006, 04:56:57 AM: Things would get very...loopy. Then square, then salsa.

WTF?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 24, 2006, 04:57:47 AM: What if Arrow failed again because he didn't post a question? :dog:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 24, 2006, 04:59:20 AM: He wouldn't mind too much.

What if you realized you failed for not answering the question? :dog:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 24, 2006, 05:00:11 AM: Then I would say that I don't answer non-what-if questions.

What if I gotta go, dude, peace.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 24, 2006, 05:06:49 AM: O I C.

What if you didn't?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 24, 2006, 05:21:32 AM: What if I did?

What if I did?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 24, 2006, 05:41:34 AM: I would cry myself to sleep... :(

What if I did?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 24, 2006, 05:47:23 AM: I dunno.

What if DOSBox doesn't work and I can't play Supaplex (aka the best gameever that no one's ever heard of)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on September 24, 2006, 05:47:49 AM: I'd laugh.

What if......
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Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 24, 2006, 05:54:44 AM: Rawr...

What if I stole that painting for reasons unknown?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on September 24, 2006, 02:15:27 PM: I have no idea whatd happen, maybe ud go to jail

What if if what?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 24, 2006, 02:45:08 PM: Chicken butt.

What if X = 7?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 24, 2006, 07:06:26 PM: Arrow = 0.

What if I don't?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 24, 2006, 09:42:14 PM: Then I will!

What if the sky fell down, then picked itself back up again, and started complaining that it had a scraped knee?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on September 25, 2006, 12:44:11 AM: Then Thor would kick it's ass.

What if I ran out of booze?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 25, 2006, 01:19:04 AM: We'd have no YouTubes to reflect back on when you're sober.

What if Will Smith hadn't been sent to live with Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv in Bel-Air?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on September 25, 2006, 01:53:57 AM: He would of went to prison for surprise sex.

What if Optimus Prime fought Mr.T?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Moss. on September 25, 2006, 02:04:32 AM: Optimus Prime would transform to robot mode while Mr. T was inside and Mr. T would be crushed and dismembered from the moving parts.

What if ... gravity just, like, stopped working out of nowhere?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 25, 2006, 02:43:51 AM: We'd float.

What if I uploaded a video of myself shimmying to a Beyonce song?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on September 25, 2006, 02:46:36 AM: I'd lawl.

What if I banged a chick in a wheel chair?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 25, 2006, 02:47:17 AM: You'd be arrested.

What if Fu was arrested?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Moss. on September 25, 2006, 02:48:44 AM: Thor would set him free.

What if Thor was just some fictional character that some bored guy made up?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 25, 2006, 02:50:24 AM: Then you would be right.

What if Arrow wasn't a homosexual?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on September 25, 2006, 06:13:58 AM: Then you would have nobody to make fun of.

What if Zypher was a homosexual?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 25, 2006, 07:03:32 AM: I'd lol, then mod his sig and put it in my own.

What if your pastor touched you?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on September 25, 2006, 07:51:29 AM: Then the pastor had touched me..whateva pastor is?
What is pastor?

What if a guy who we call - word rhyming with pastor (bad word) touched you?

hint hint b hint hint
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on September 25, 2006, 07:38:58 PM: then you still wouldn't know what a pastor was...

What if fumanchu made love with thor?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 25, 2006, 10:35:15 PM: We would have to run in terror from his mutant thunder babies, 24/7, in constant fear of one of them soiling themselves, causing a thunderous explosion from which no man could escape...

What if you got caught in said explosion?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on September 26, 2006, 01:44:30 AM: He'd die.

What if I hooked up with a chick from kentucy?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on September 26, 2006, 03:12:18 AM: I would lol immensly
what if :police: arrested your :cow: pet cow
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on September 26, 2006, 04:52:57 AM: then shaft would have to break him out. Then Fu and the pet cow would throw back some bottles of :pw:

What if cows could talk?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on September 26, 2006, 12:33:10 PM: Then I'd throw back a :pw:

What if :pimp: and shaft met?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on September 26, 2006, 03:44:55 PM: That is easy. The result: :edgarrock:

What if Blizzard and I merged into one being?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on September 26, 2006, 04:18:33 PM: Quote from: Zeriab on September 26, 2006, 03:44:55 PM
That is easy. The result: :edgarrock:

What if Blizzard and I merged into one being?

I can only you really ARE a guy. We would kick ass². No... we would kick ass³.

What if ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on September 26, 2006, 09:21:00 PM: Then !

What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aboutfacesentertainers.com%2Fimages%2Fcaricature%2Fpictures_of_me%2Fbant_t_hasson.jpg&hash=95be64cd70c9acdebc8ed3fca76350cb07b1ebeb)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 26, 2006, 10:23:53 PM: chin

What if soda had healing powers?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on September 26, 2006, 10:59:00 PM: Then I would have powers like wolverine from all the DR P.

What if crankeye was a girl?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on September 27, 2006, 01:28:12 AM: I'd be secksing Crank.

What if I was secksing Crank?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 27, 2006, 02:48:46 AM: I'd throw up, then take a picture and sell it.

What if I finished a game?!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on September 27, 2006, 05:14:15 AM: The world would end are you would no longer be a "homo"?

What if there were no more homos?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 27, 2006, 05:23:18 AM: We would have peace with a large demographic, but the economy would suffer somewhat, and violence and dishord would pop up somewhere else. (Because the anti-gays have free time now, ya see.)

What if...someone posted a nudie picture of themselves on crankeye?!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on September 27, 2006, 05:47:52 AM: I would make it my desktop background, and then make a sprite of it and put it in a game...

What if we were all still on the .org?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 27, 2006, 06:01:45 AM: Noobs - 99%

Intelligent posts - 20%

Spam + IMMEASURABLE

...What if we had no free will?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on September 27, 2006, 06:10:23 AM: Nothing would change... we would still think we had choice... ignorance is bliss, the illusion of free will

What if we did have free will?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 27, 2006, 06:11:44 AM: I assume the world would most likely fall into chaos in some form or another, and we wouldn't even be aware.

What if ZOMG UR PANTS ARE ON FIER?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on September 27, 2006, 06:14:09 AM: I would probably jump into my pool

What if arrowone was actually posting revelent posts in intelligent debate?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 27, 2006, 06:15:49 AM: Well, you've got about five more minutes of reality left, so make the most of them.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Joon on September 27, 2006, 10:31:47 AM: What if I told I were your REAL mom?? ???
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 27, 2006, 11:18:41 AM: I'd wave around my hand that you just cut off and let go and fall down a giant pipe lookin' thingy and scream and stuff.

What if cheese was chocolate? (Can you imagine a CHEESE bar or a CHOCOLATE sandwich?)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on September 27, 2006, 02:01:16 PM: Then cycles would be cars (yes i can imagine that) (can you imagine 4 guys on a cycle! sitting BEHIND each other, in a 1 seater lol)

What if :police: Arrested ??? who unknowingly in his questioning state murdered :@
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on September 27, 2006, 07:30:34 PM: then we would have to hire shaft to save the day

what if people could no longer think of what if questions?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 27, 2006, 08:35:09 PM: Then we would get bored .... fast.

What if I really was a 16 year old hot girl?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on September 27, 2006, 11:06:06 PM: i'd bang you

what if I was a hot 16 year old girl
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 28, 2006, 01:05:52 AM: i'd bang you

what if I was a hot 16 year old girl
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 28, 2006, 01:41:20 AM: I'd sue you both for sexual harrassment.

What if I were a lawyer.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 28, 2006, 02:08:09 AM: Then you would sue ZYPHER, you would sure ATOMIC, and then you would sue the WEB hosting.

What if you knew what I was referencing?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 28, 2006, 11:49:07 AM: Referencing what?

What if I select HP 4050 for Color Printing?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on September 28, 2006, 11:51:13 AM: Not a clue. (I was referencing the jackass lawyer from Beavis and Butthead.)

What if I knew the difference between one printer setting and the next?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 28, 2006, 01:39:44 PM: You'd answer my what if question.

What if question.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on September 28, 2006, 04:22:31 PM: Then 1.

What if not-question
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Moss. on September 28, 2006, 04:24:19 PM: Not answer.

What if I didn't post a question in this post?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 28, 2006, 04:32:15 PM: Then there is no answer.

What if there really was no spoon?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on September 28, 2006, 05:15:59 PM: The the matrix would have you.

Red pill or blue pill?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on September 28, 2006, 05:45:00 PM: Both

What happens if you take both pills at the same time?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 28, 2006, 06:51:26 PM: Your mom wouldn't have gotten pregnant with you.

What if monkeys could fly?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on September 28, 2006, 07:42:42 PM: We wouldn't worry about bird poop hitting are car as much as monkey poo.

What if boobs didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 28, 2006, 07:46:28 PM: Our hands would have nothing to grab, and would therefore be worthless.

What if I could pass every song on Expert at Guitar Hero?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Moss. on September 28, 2006, 07:52:09 PM: Nobody would really care all that much.

What if i was even more of an asshole?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 28, 2006, 07:52:48 PM: Nobody would really care all that much.

What if I hate Yogi Bear?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on September 28, 2006, 07:57:19 PM: Nobody would really care that much.

What if newbs didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Moss. on September 28, 2006, 08:01:07 PM: The internet would implode on itself because elite douchebags wouldn't have anyone to make fun of or to use to make themselves feel superior.

What if Nintendo went into Adult Videogames because of the Wii's control stle?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 28, 2006, 08:06:02 PM: One word: Wii.

What if someone got this joke, please, because it's not that difficult to understand, I think, and I thought it was pretty clever but maybe not if you can't figure it out because that would mean it just makes no sense, and I'd fail, and deserve to get a :dog:?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on September 29, 2006, 12:08:48 PM: Uh... *blink*

What if Zypher's "joke" actually made sense?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on September 29, 2006, 02:24:42 PM: People would probably just roll their eyes at how pathetically unfunny I am.

What if I was funny?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Moss. on September 29, 2006, 03:37:30 PM: </world as we know it>

What if html replaced VB code?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on September 29, 2006, 07:24:18 PM: Then Yossy would finally not have to worry about mixing them up, as she is often prone to do.

What if the world <i>really</i> ended after Arlen said "</world as we know it>"?

lawl that was a joke
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on September 29, 2006, 07:50:17 PM: Then the world would end... and I would not know about yossy's confusion with certain types of code
btw... that joke was really funny

What if that joke was not funny?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on September 29, 2006, 08:00:24 PM: What if I lied when I said I did it on purpose, and actually did it by mistake, trying to hide my ironic stupidity behind humor?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Moss. on September 29, 2006, 08:32:09 PM: What if Yossy neglected to post a question?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on October 01, 2006, 02:33:43 AM: then nobody would respond to this thread for a few days

What if America was not in Iraq?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 01, 2006, 04:50:33 PM: We'd all die. Mister Bush said so.

What if I didn't stop in the name of love?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: shamusfinnigan on October 01, 2006, 06:02:05 PM: some one would probly stop you

what if you woke up and every one was just...gone
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 01, 2006, 06:29:31 PM: ...That's happened to me before...I lived through it.

What if there was a Castlevania or a Megaman X MMO? Hell, even I would play that...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 01, 2006, 11:19:26 PM: It'd still follow the "more of the same" formula and not be very much more fun than the original game.

What if America's Funniest Home Videos started to become serious?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 02, 2006, 02:25:56 AM: Then itd be called "Americas Funniest converted into serious videos"

What if elsif or then?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 02, 2006, 11:20:47 AM: Then end.

What if *beep*, *beep* and *beep* *beep* *beep*, but with *beep* *beep* and *beep* *beep*?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 02, 2006, 12:01:26 PM: *beep* it of course!

What if I could get you game past the intro scene..? :(
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 02, 2006, 12:03:08 PM: I think you would be amazed. (Look at the topic, I posted a possible solution)

What if "What if"?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 02, 2006, 12:04:38 PM: ...That's been done, a couple times now.

What if Green Day 'sploded?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on October 02, 2006, 12:10:32 PM: I might cry.

What if someone responded to that without knowing who Green Day was?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 02, 2006, 12:53:46 PM: We'd all laugh, I assume.

What if we all lol'd simultaneously?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 02, 2006, 01:06:01 PM: We´d stop simultanously.

What if I posted again "What if "What if"?"?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 02, 2006, 03:48:06 PM: then god would lightly smite you for being silly

what if we couldn't edit the scripts?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on October 02, 2006, 05:26:22 PM: The everyone would use 2k3, which is better anyway, HOORAY!

What if everyone realized how much better 2k3 is than XP?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 02, 2006, 05:30:43 PM: then they would make a XP 2.0

what if they weren't stupid and didn't remove vehicles and the battle system and the world map stuff when they made XP?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on October 02, 2006, 07:24:50 PM: then your last what if would be different

what if Canada sucked?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 02, 2006, 07:43:17 PM: then there wouldn't be any reason to live

what if computers didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 02, 2006, 07:44:22 PM: We wouldn't be on here playing this craphole of a "game."

What if I ate mustard, straight from the bottle?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 02, 2006, 08:20:10 PM: then you would be out of mustard

what if I ate human straight from the bottle?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on October 02, 2006, 09:06:52 PM: I would consider you as a freak.

What if I could throw a tennisball to the moon?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 02, 2006, 11:25:46 PM: The moon would eat it, and probably ask you for another.

What if I started a succesful business?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 12:32:00 AM: You'd have read the stocks wrong, therefore failing on top of failure.

What if I drew a Jack of clubs?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 12:35:24 AM: Then you would have drawn the correct card, earning you a trip to Fuck(y) Cheeses.

What if Dave and Buster's was even cooler?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 12:36:35 AM: I don't know what that is.

What if my parents were watching The Waterboy instead of Beverly Hillbillies?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 12:37:26 AM: Then they'd have more taste.

What if I was a MOD?!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 12:40:07 AM: You'd fail.

What if I was a mod?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 12:41:56 AM: You'd be too much of a square to be successful.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 12:42:41 AM: kk
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 12:43:54 AM: kk!

What if kk was actually the alternate speeling for xx, the male chromosome?!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 12:45:48 AM: You'd still fail at spelling "spelling."

What if Food Working Plate Licky White Shower Dance Oreo Goose, Lightbulb Spiral Tree Target?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 12:47:42 AM: Pancake smacker doodle doo!

Smack my pancakes?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 12:55:25 AM: Only if you ask a what if question. :dog:

What if :fred:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 12:57:18 AM: If :fred: then Burger.

What if you shocked the monkey?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 12:58:17 AM: If monkey then Burger.

What if I ate pizza?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 12:59:38 AM: You'd crap it out later.

What if I had bad gas in my ass?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 01:42:03 AM: Then everyone'd have to clear out of the room, hn?

What if you could change to any size you wanted whenever you wanted?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 01:52:04 AM: I'd see all kinds of titties.

What if we ALL could do that?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 01:53:16 AM: The world would be overcome by screams of terror, and pleasure.

What if this subject is a bit awkward to explain to a 13 year old girl?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 01:58:45 AM: Yes.

What if I took the plane to Tallahassee?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 02:00:29 AM: *shrugs* Then you'd probably be further away from me.

What if I'm not incredibly sure where Tallahassee is?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 02:02:25 AM: Then you fail at geography. :dog:

What if I was 73h 1337 haXX?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 02:03:19 AM: Then Cody lives in Australia, and is not expected to know the location of every city in the US.

What if I was a model?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on October 03, 2006, 02:04:28 AM: THAT == TRUE

What if I was my own mother?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 02:05:33 AM: You probably are.

What if I'm about to get my ass kicked by several random americans?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 02:06:54 AM: You won't.

What if you will?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 02:08:45 AM: Then I'd probably be injured?

What if I let loose the BUNYIP?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 02:10:30 AM: ...what if I knew what the fuck that was?

...some kinda goat?

What if you told meh?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 02:11:21 AM: Then you'd know it's the Australian equivalent of the bigfoot.

What if you coulda looked that up on google?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 02:12:29 AM: I'd know. But I'm LAZY, ya see.

What if there wasn't a single lazy person alive?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 02:13:38 AM: Then the world would be a better place, free of poor people and George W. Bush.

What if America and Iraq are both idiots? I mean... no wars been waged between AUSTRALIANS xD
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 02:15:13 AM: I figured that it was obvious why Aussies don't war. I'll let you figure that one out on your own.

What if I brought those glasses?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 02:29:21 AM: Then you'd have a nice pair of glasses?

What if Aussies didn't wage ware because they have better things to do, nobody wants the Outback, they have little forces for war, and they're just all around more peaceful than everyone else? 'Cept them Ghandi Indian type folks.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on October 03, 2006, 02:36:23 AM: Hang on, the Ghandi indian type folks aren't peacefull? *checks history*

If you say so...

Then we should learn from Aussies.

What if America wasn't a super power?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 02:38:09 AM: Evil Ghandi Indian type folks? I dunno, I've never studied that type of stuff...

*ahem* Anyway.

Then... they'd've been blown up a long time ago?

What if I didn't understand the question?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 02:46:42 AM: ...there would be a difference between that and the current situation?

What if I left for a sec to get some more water/aspirin?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 02:56:32 AM: Then I'd kick your ass for makin' me wait, mate.

What if I was more than a closet pervert?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on October 03, 2006, 02:58:05 AM: Then you'd be in jail mate.

What if shaft.... was never created?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 02:59:07 AM: ...a moment of silence, please.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 03:01:02 AM: Silence over.
What if Tsunokiette forgot the ,?

IGNORE THAT.

What if I could travel back in time?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 03:03:06 AM: ...Theoretically, you can. I'm still looking into this though.

What if you totally looked at the theory on the motionless world in intelligent debate? (Click siggy, go to first page.)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 03:05:41 AM: Then it'd probably be a slight waste of my time.

Anyway, time travel is completely possible. I can go back a whole YEAR. ~<3 If I Celebrate New Years Eve, then take a jet over to America, it will still be the year before.

Even on normal days, I can go back about to 24 hours. I just have to cross the International Date Line, and it'll be around 24 hours earlier than it was just a moment ago.

Anyway

What if someone here actually realized that without me explaining?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 03:09:53 AM: Right here, buddy.

What if I told you it was a good read?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on October 03, 2006, 03:41:44 AM: Then he still wouldn't read it

what if computers wern't controlled by the nerds?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SuperKoRider on October 03, 2006, 04:55:22 AM: than the people who controlled the computers would become the nerds and the nerds wouldn't be nerds

what if you could divide by zero
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Reives on October 03, 2006, 05:44:12 AM: Quote from: SuperKoRider on October 03, 2006, 04:55:22 AM
than the people who controlled the computers would become the nerds and the nerds wouldn't be nerds

what if you could divide by zero

Then I wouldn't need to go to these m)(*@$f)*$@ b@$(*@ calculus lectures on f0*@$ deriving g)*@$d)*@$ limits where the f)*@$@$ prof. does not know how to f)@*$!&% speak m(@*&$f)*@$)@! English properly.

What if Cody actually read it?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 12:14:46 PM: Then he'd be thinking 'WTF, MATE?'

XD
What if someone actually knew where that was from?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Moss. on October 03, 2006, 01:40:10 PM: They'd make an "end of the world," "FIRE ZE MISSLES!" or "AHH MOTHERLAND" reference in their post.

What if I just stopped going to class and stayed at home playing Smash Bros for the rest of the week?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 03, 2006, 02:54:56 PM: You would have some fun instead of being bored by your professor.

What if I did the same but played Diablo 2 instead of Smash Bros.?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 08:15:56 PM: Maybe you would have more fun?

WHAT IF YOU GOT CAUGHT?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 03, 2006, 10:56:51 PM: then you would have to build a time machine, go back in time, and stop yourself from playing Diablo 2

Quote from: SuperKoRider on October 03, 2006, 04:55:22 AM
than the people who controlled the computers would become the nerds and the nerds wouldn't be nerds

what if you could divide by zero
then the square root of -1 wouldn't be i :o

what if this topic didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on October 03, 2006, 11:44:49 PM: Then I would make it instead.

What if I am your Great Grandfather writing this post righjt now? :P
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 11:47:09 PM: ...My great grandfather is dead...AHHHHH GHOSTIE! lol

What if...I asked you to tell us abot yourself o mystery new person?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 11:49:19 PM: hai im actually silverlines other account

What if I was actually Silverline's other account?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on October 03, 2006, 11:53:13 PM: Quote from: arrowone on October 03, 2006, 11:47:09 PM
...My great grandfather is dead...AHHHHH GHOSTIE! lol

What if...I asked you to tell us abot yourself o mystery new person?
I Point at my Signature >=D

Quote from: Zypher on October 03, 2006, 11:49:19 PM
hai im actually silverlines other account

What if I was actually Silverline's other account?
Then you would've answered our Question.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 11:54:54 PM: What question?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on October 04, 2006, 12:00:37 AM: ::) If you where Silverline's Other Account.

What if you found a Box full of Two Million Dollars?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 12:00:56 AM: Then I'd be rich, mate.

What if America would be all like 'Those China sons of bitches are going down' and shoot their nukes and China would be all like 'SHIT, SHIT, WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING US? OH WELL, FIRE MISSLES' And France would be all 'Shit guys, the missles! FIRE OUR SHIT. -But I'm le tired- Fine, take a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES' And Australia would be down their like 'WTF, MATE?' And Canada would be all 'What's going on, Eh?'
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 04, 2006, 12:02:45 AM: You spend too much time watching idiotic internet videos.

What if Hinder didn't suck?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 12:04:09 AM: Then you wouldn't complain about 'em, mate.

What if I've only watched that idiotic internet videos once?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on October 04, 2006, 12:05:55 AM: Then you'd realize porn is better. *forgive me God*

What if I had a girlfriend, and the money to buy Photoshop CS, Finale, and the Garrison Sounds?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 12:07:34 AM: Then you'd be all like, 'WTF, what do I do now?'

...mate

What if Pocky-chan was still hangin' around?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 04, 2006, 12:09:21 AM: I might know who the hell that is.

What if Cody became the King of Sweden?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 12:10:41 AM: Then Sweden would all be like 'WTF, mate'

And they'd be forced to speak Australian, and give me money, and we'd like... totally kick every other country off our mountains and be all, 'WTF, you can't ski down our mountains, mate.'

What if Zypher knew who Pocky-chan was?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on October 04, 2006, 12:12:49 AM: He'd realize he was a she.

What if I could rape all of you. Over and over and over again. And like it?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 04, 2006, 12:17:06 AM: We'd like it too.

What if I had no matches?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 12:18:36 AM: Then you couldn't start a fire.

What if I gave Tsunokiette a cookie for knowing P-c is a guy?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: shamusfinnigan on October 04, 2006, 02:17:36 AM: then id be jellous

what if this game never ends 0_0
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 02:33:56 AM: Then we'd be occupied for a while.

What if I knew who this guy was?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 04, 2006, 02:47:39 AM: then you would see him while walking down the street and say something like "G'day mate"

if we took all the criminals in the world, put them on a seperate land mass, waited a bunch of years, and went over to them what would they say to us? :P
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: shamusfinnigan on October 04, 2006, 03:26:39 AM: theyd probly fuck us up fer puten em on an isald
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: shamusfinnigan on October 04, 2006, 03:28:01 AM: oops my bad

what if it raind jello and bill cosbys for 9 weeks (would there still be room for more jello)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 12:15:42 PM: Your spelling and typing piss me off.

*ahem* Then we'd all be dead due to men raining on us. Least, the women and children would.

What if everyone in the World could TYPE properly?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on October 04, 2006, 12:56:45 PM: That would mean the world were full of intelligent and enlightened people, meaning we probably wouldn't have much of a problem with crime, wars, or... stupidity.

What if I didn't have to go to class in fifteen minutes?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 04, 2006, 08:14:31 PM: then you would waste the entire time thinking what if...
unless ur taking philosophy, then ur doing that anyway

Quote from: shamusfinnigan on October 04, 2006, 03:26:39 AM
theyd probly fuck us up fer puten em on an isald
wow did you not get the australia reference there....
and use EDIT don't double post.

what if Australia wasn't like "WTF, MATE?" and fired their kangaroo missiles instead?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 10:10:12 PM: Then we'd probably be as stupid as everyone else.

What if Australia HAD NO missles, military, or anything of the sort?

-And for your criminal question... they'd be all... 'WTF, MATE?'-
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 04, 2006, 11:37:05 PM: ...*wind of non-existant change blows silently*

It's true right?

WHAT IF I knew the answer to that?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 05, 2006, 12:41:40 AM: Then you'd be able to answer it, wouldn't you?

What if arrowone could just look it up on google?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: shamusfinnigan on October 05, 2006, 01:00:21 AM: Then he would know the answer

(yes I got the Australia reference and why you two got a problem with me I haven't done shit to you!)

What if every one dint have to try to bust one other people because of things they do or say and would just fuck off and try not be such of an ass.

(some ones gonna have something smart to say huh.)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 05, 2006, 01:21:49 AM: Then hostilities would grow as they wouldn't be able to release their feelings, soon war and then famine would spread like wildfire, bringing an end to the human race, leaving only the Australians and Canadians.

What if I wasn't as smart as I am?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 05, 2006, 01:30:09 AM: Quote from: arrowone on October 04, 2006, 11:37:05 PM
...*wind of non-existant change blows silently*

What if I wasn't a dick at every given oppurtunity?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 05, 2006, 01:34:22 AM: What if sypher made his sig say, THINGY IS A HOMOSEXUAL, or maybe even...GIGLAMESHRO IS A HOMOSEXUAL.

Though I suppose that last one would be kinda....asking for it, eh?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: shamusfinnigan on October 05, 2006, 01:56:37 AM: the Australian fuck was actually able to not only abel to make himself look stupid by his exaggeration of what would happen if he could help from being a dick but he also turned a game in to a fight lol

it was just a game are you all that stupid? (yes me included i should not have gotten mad at that but still...)

o and no war in human history has ever once started due to and anger in one insignificant person beaus of wrong spelling.

what if we never invented the internet
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 05, 2006, 02:46:59 AM: ...Dunno...

What if you payed attention to the last post?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: shamusfinnigan on October 05, 2006, 05:29:10 AM: then i would have said yea that be askin for it...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 05, 2006, 11:06:52 AM: What if shamusfinnigan has played according to the rules and posted a "What if" question after an answer to the previous one like I´m doing right now?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 05, 2006, 12:14:13 PM: Then maybe people'd pay more attention and be a bit nicer to 'em.

What if he was being the biggest dick yet?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 05, 2006, 01:55:20 PM: HE PASSED!
lol

What if a new chips flavour came out, which didnt affect you and was called-GLUE
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 05, 2006, 07:47:28 PM: That'd be stupid.

What if Lupe Fiasco is a pretty sweet rapper. Everyone check him out.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 05, 2006, 10:35:52 PM: then they wouldn't be currently so we shouldn't

what if we simply act based on what if's created in a what if topic in some other dimension?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 06, 2006, 01:00:29 AM: Then those people would actually be somewhat intelligent. And then others would be dipwads.

What if the events in Futurama actually occured?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 06, 2006, 01:02:40 AM: I'd be my own grandfather.

What if pogs were still popular?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: shamusfinnigan on October 06, 2006, 02:56:29 AM: millions of kids would have some thing to do.
(sry idint post a what if question and how in the hell is it that im the dick? all i did was type in a way that pissed some one off.)
what if osama wasnt realy in iraq still?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 06, 2006, 04:04:12 AM: Personally, I think he's been dead for a while now.

What if the war suddenly just...ended?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 06, 2006, 11:31:01 AM: Another one would spawn from its ashes. =/

What if I just turned off my laptop right now?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 06, 2006, 04:10:49 PM: U'd be liek gonzors.

What if Michael Jackson CLONED hisself?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Maglor on October 06, 2006, 04:16:52 PM: If he didn't you won't be alive ;D

What is this forum goes down?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 06, 2006, 05:11:24 PM: Then...Hm. Guess .org will come back up.

What if my name wasn't /\/ / C K?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Maglor on October 06, 2006, 07:59:05 PM: You would be colombus ;D

What if I wear my lucky underwear backwards?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 06, 2006, 08:27:35 PM: then you could crap out the opening

what if I ate an apple?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Maglor on October 06, 2006, 08:34:25 PM: The witch would be the uglyest person again

What if I kiss you when your dead?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on October 06, 2006, 09:10:51 PM: Then you'd be pretty dang gay my friend.

What if I built up the courage to ask the girl out? *see other topic*
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 06, 2006, 10:23:21 PM: she would dump you but a hotter girl would ask you out cuz she would be :'( for you

Quote from: Maglor on October 06, 2006, 08:34:25 PM
The witch would be the uglyest person again

What if I kiss you when your dead?
wtf?

what if maglor hated pokemon?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 06, 2006, 11:01:08 PM: He'd probably like digimon instead.

What if he didn't like that either?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 07, 2006, 12:06:19 AM: Then he'd probably like YuGiOh instead.

What if my school was the next Columbine?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 07, 2006, 12:21:11 AM: *insert stingray joke here*

What if Cody's avatar also flashed the words than, with a, and mate, like it probably should?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: shamusfinnigan on October 07, 2006, 01:00:27 AM: they appels children would starve

what if you pissed in a light :P
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 07, 2006, 01:06:47 AM: light isn't something you can piss in so some higher being will make you wet yourself

what if I were a banana?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Maglor on October 07, 2006, 08:15:51 AM: I'd eat you ;D

*I like pokemon and YuGiOh!*

I wish people didn't hate me
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 07, 2006, 02:16:29 PM: I wish you'd rephrase that into a what if question.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 07, 2006, 02:18:37 PM: We've got way too many effing forum games.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Maglor on October 07, 2006, 02:40:27 PM: I wish people would play the game! ;D
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 07, 2006, 02:51:09 PM: Quote from: Maglor on October 07, 2006, 02:40:27 PM
I wish people would play the game! ;D
this is the what if game not the wish gone wrong

what if you weren't stupid?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Maglor on October 07, 2006, 03:04:41 PM: I am not stupid, just misposted ;D

What is I misposted?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 07, 2006, 04:59:01 PM: Then thingy would call you stupid.

What if someone posted in the look out below topic?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 07, 2006, 09:19:58 PM: Then I'd have more new posts to look at.

What if I went and did right now?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 08, 2006, 04:13:12 AM: Then you did it. I think.... Or something.

What if people actually gave a crap that i finally came back?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 08, 2006, 04:17:20 AM: we would all spam less to balance it out

what if you didn't come back?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 08, 2006, 04:18:42 AM: I'd Spread the word of Thor.

What if I did spread the word of Thor?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 08, 2006, 04:22:43 AM: you wouldn't come back

what if by spreading the word of thor you meant spreading ur herpes
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 08, 2006, 04:24:33 AM: Then well, women would get herpes from me.

What if I actually did have herpes?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 08, 2006, 04:25:22 AM: Quote from: FuMannChu on October 08, 2006, 04:24:33 AM
Then well, women would get herpes from me.

what if :police: stopped you
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 08, 2006, 05:03:52 AM: Id shoot him there and then.

What if another police caught me shooting?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 08, 2006, 05:13:59 AM: Me and Thor would save you. :thor:

Wht if shaft fought :diablo: ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 08, 2006, 05:39:24 AM: (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ff.slyph.net%2FSmileys%2Fdefault%2Fafro.gif&hash=265f9b4753a0db6aee14353cc56778d04d35114f) would definately win cuz the others already on fire.

What if Diablo cheated and shaft LOST!?

shaft guess what, write S H A F T ((without spaces) and shaft will come

edit- in non capitals/
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Maglor on October 08, 2006, 08:23:35 AM: Then :diablo: would be banned from the server

What if I didn't want to type shaft?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 08, 2006, 04:17:38 PM: then you wouldn't want to type shaft

what if you did want to type shaft
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Maglor on October 08, 2006, 06:54:28 PM: Then Idd type SHAFT without knowing it needs to be non-capital letters

What is Billy and Mandy really existed?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 08, 2006, 07:21:27 PM: It's a sentence that professes the existence of Billy and Mandy.

What if gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Maglor on October 08, 2006, 07:25:41 PM: gggggggggggggggg would become aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

What if they held an open forum day (when all members can see ALL forum topics: also the private only for MODS topics)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 08, 2006, 07:25:55 PM: ^15/5

then qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

what if Billy and Mandy didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 08, 2006, 08:50:15 PM: ZOMG I'd die.

What if your hypno toad was a real hypno toad omg?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 08, 2006, 11:05:49 PM: I'd get drunk and make youtube video about my veiws on hypnotoad.

What if I stopped Drinking?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 08, 2006, 11:49:09 PM: ...*SOB*

What if *sob* it wasn't true?? TELL ME IT ISN'T TRUE! *BAWLS*
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 09, 2006, 12:00:53 AM: BAWL WIDA BAWL WIDA BANG DE BANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY SAID THE BOOGIE SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGIE
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 09, 2006, 01:36:27 AM: what if Zypher posted a what if?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 09, 2006, 01:58:17 AM: I'd be participating.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 09, 2006, 02:06:07 AM: what if zypher participated
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 09, 2006, 02:06:46 AM: He'd be participating.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 09, 2006, 02:07:14 AM: what if arrow participated?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 09, 2006, 02:09:44 AM: I'd be partiicipating also.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on October 09, 2006, 03:42:38 PM: What if people started posting both questions and answers again?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 09, 2006, 03:46:38 PM: then we would be participating
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on October 09, 2006, 03:54:23 PM: Augh, no, wrong!!

What if I smashed my head on the keyboard in frustration so hard that I died?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 09, 2006, 03:54:47 PM: then you wouldn't be participating
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on October 09, 2006, 03:56:05 PM: ... I'm not even going to bother trying any more.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 09, 2006, 03:59:33 PM: Is that you, Yossy? (lolz)

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg47.imageshack.us%2Fimg47%2F5079%2Fatmycomputerfc3.gif&hash=bbe8cd24b7113ad5b32ec74310916a7872239108)

What if I hadn't posted that?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on October 09, 2006, 04:03:48 PM: Then I wouldn't have had anything to laugh at. ;D

What if that really was me? Then wouldn't you feel bad?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 09, 2006, 04:10:06 PM: Yes I would. Especially because you're the only mod who takes care of the RM topics while Halo isn't here.

What if Halo came back?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on October 09, 2006, 04:14:44 PM: I'd give him a big hug. ;D

What if Halo never came back? :'(
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 09, 2006, 04:18:39 PM: I'd also be :'(.

What if I also left?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 09, 2006, 04:29:08 PM: anybody who wants a script would be :'(

what if nobody ever left.... ever?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Maglor on October 09, 2006, 04:34:32 PM: They would be burried in the forum

What if... I called you guys FAGS? ;D
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 09, 2006, 04:45:24 PM: then you would be saying we are cigarettes in Britain

what if...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on October 09, 2006, 08:20:47 PM: then ... ..

What if I became as active as Blizzard?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 09, 2006, 08:51:34 PM: then more people would know about switches

what if you didn't post?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 09, 2006, 09:25:40 PM: Then we'd miss Zeriab.

What if shaft never fell from grace?

******SIDENOTE********
I really did stop drinking, I did it for Emily.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 09, 2006, 09:52:50 PM: Oh my fucking GOD! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

What if we got a pic of this Emily? WHO is she?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 09, 2006, 10:03:44 PM: then she would be some goth chick

what if Fu didn't stop drinking shaft?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 09, 2006, 10:28:31 PM: Then Thor wouldn't be dissapointed right now.

What if Bob Dole was really Thor?

*************SIDE NOTES*********
Emily right after she rolled out of bed.
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg136.imageshack.us%2Fimg136%2F7759%2Fpsychomantiumsx2em9.jpg&hash=a7fab0697cc0ef370a52a5dd92353ee186db86c0)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on October 09, 2006, 10:33:59 PM: it would suck because bob dole is in no way as badass as thor

what if thor was a women?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 09, 2006, 10:42:24 PM: Fu would spend his life trying to find her.

What if that picture is actually Fu?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 09, 2006, 10:54:25 PM: Then I'd be a hot little piece of ass.

What if I was only friends with her?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 09, 2006, 11:20:23 PM: then you wouldn't have a picture of her after rolling out of your bed.

what if she didn't exist?
Title: *********
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 09, 2006, 11:26:24 PM: Then I'd be drunk.

What if alchohol didn't exsist.

*********SIDE NOTE***********
Who said that was MY bed?
And yeah, we are only friends.
Now I realise I'm no fun any more.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 09, 2006, 11:44:51 PM: then it wouldn't "exsist"

what if you could spell :P?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Tsunokiette on October 10, 2006, 12:58:37 AM: Then he wouldn't kill me.

What if I went up to the cutest girl i saw and convinced her to have sex with me?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 10, 2006, 12:59:13 AM: then you would get herpes

what if she slapped you?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on October 10, 2006, 12:59:54 AM: Then I would Drink cause i'm bored.

What if the FBI Arrested the President.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 10, 2006, 01:32:03 AM: That would be on the news, and it would make me laugh.

What if..... KITTIES!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yossy on October 10, 2006, 01:05:20 PM: Then DOGGIES!!

What if "...?"
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 10, 2006, 09:34:50 PM: Then :zoid:

What if.... I'M AN ASS MAN!?!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 10, 2006, 10:45:24 PM: then.... ur gay?

what if shaft fought :pimp:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 10, 2006, 10:48:26 PM: shaft wins, hands down.

What if I fought shaft ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 10, 2006, 10:49:12 PM: Quote from: FuMannChu on October 10, 2006, 10:48:26 PM
shaft wins, hands down.
what if 8) grew an affro
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 10, 2006, 10:51:13 PM: He'd be shaft

What if.... THE MATRIX HAS YOU!?!?!?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 10, 2006, 10:53:34 PM: then we are powerless against it :kill:

what if :fred: and :zoid: had a baby?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 10, 2006, 11:25:12 PM: Then :diablo:

What if The Ragnarok started?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 11, 2006, 01:56:48 AM: 8) + Afro = shaft

What if Xenosaga 2 had ANY entertainment value at all??
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 11, 2006, 08:52:03 AM: i dunno..

wat if :rk: :edgarrock: :rk: made a band
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 11, 2006, 12:45:02 PM: Then they'd tour with Switchblade Symphony......... Wait no SBS broke up, They'd tour with Tre Lux.

What if ....(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dallas.net%2F%7Etwiggz%2Fimages%2Fswitchpic.gif&hash=b7859fb6153c891be9106e723fcc2bdaa9eceeca)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 11, 2006, 09:57:37 PM: ...Maybe it's the picture uality, but they look pretty...meh.

What if I finally sat down and learned how to use RGSS?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 12, 2006, 11:03:38 PM: blizzard would become obsolete (jk)

what if :diablo: called the :police: on shaft
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 13, 2006, 12:57:10 AM: shaft would kick ass like usual.

What if I ran for El Presidente?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 13, 2006, 01:22:22 AM: Then you'd be in a hard running and end up losing by 1 vote to a piece of cheesecake.

What if America had a woman president, instead of being stuck-up patriotic bastards?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 13, 2006, 01:26:07 AM: Then the Ragnarok would start. And dude trust me NO COUNTRY would want Hilary Clinton running it.

What if I got drunk one last time, then woke up the next morning married to some chick?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 13, 2006, 01:41:29 AM: your "secksed up life" would be over

what if you woke up the next morning married to some dude?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 13, 2006, 08:41:12 AM: I'd shoot him, not gay.

What if you woke up to see ur married to some hotty hot hotty MAN?

lol complexed version lol
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 13, 2006, 12:50:32 PM: I'd run to the hills.

What if I had Excalibur and I broke it in a sword fight?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 13, 2006, 01:49:16 PM: *Laughter*

What if I was staying home sick for the second day in a row?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 13, 2006, 01:52:59 PM: You'd vomit *BELCH*

What if lol?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 13, 2006, 01:57:41 PM: Then more lol, as one lol inevitably leads to another.

What if *silence*
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 13, 2006, 02:28:37 PM: *silence*

What if he replied now "WTF?!" ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 13, 2006, 02:38:06 PM: Then we'd be like FTW
lol

What if :diablo: :zoid: had a fight?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 13, 2006, 06:35:48 PM: :zoid: win.

What if :police: got 8) and threw him in a :kfc: pot then :cow: :heart: :diablo:?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 13, 2006, 08:34:33 PM: Then policeman got cool guy and threw him in a chicken pot then cow heart diablo.

What if 7?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 13, 2006, 09:01:24 PM: then 8 9

what if :bear: :stick: :zoid: :rk: and shaft had a dance competition?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 13, 2006, 11:26:47 PM: Zoidberg would crush the competition with his enormous shower sandals.

What if people stopped making emoticon contests?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 13, 2006, 11:42:08 PM: Then they'd realise the joke got old.

What if I went to a karaoke bar?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 14, 2006, 01:08:48 AM: WELLLLLCOOOOME TOOOOOOO DYIIIIIIING
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 14, 2006, 02:24:33 AM: Exactly.

What if.... WELCOME TO DYING?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 14, 2006, 02:47:18 AM: Then I'd still suggest you check out DragonForce. You can like Blind Guardian all you want, but DragonForce is the same kind of fantasy speed metal as Blind Guardian, just with killer guitarists and blazing solos.

What if I attach them here on Tues/Wed once I have highspeed internet?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 14, 2006, 02:50:41 AM: Then I'd listen to them and be dissapointed that you don't worship Andre from blind guardian. Seriously... BEST GUITARIST EVER.

What if.....
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi25.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc94%2FReturnableMemories%2Fsunroom__moon_91006_01460338.jpg&hash=cb31625462611c3fcd8d3ade922170e5374db5f5)
**SIDE NOTE***
I'm an ass hole.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 14, 2006, 02:52:59 AM: Then...uh...I can't even think of a prediction for that.

What if you should stop being such a BG fanboy and at least give the guitarist a chance? If you can find a video, that'd be even better. His fingers move so effing fast when he plays, he must have a typing speed of at least 400 wpm.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 14, 2006, 02:57:33 AM: I can't, BG is my favorite band ever.

What if Zypher figures out I'm a total Mark for SBS too?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 14, 2006, 03:22:16 AM: I figured it out when you requested I do Darkwave.

What if you buy Guitar Hero II so you can play Hangar 18?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 14, 2006, 03:39:27 AM: Nice.

What if that really happened
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 14, 2006, 04:06:40 AM: It'd be funny to watch Fu play it while drunk. Actually, watching Fu play it while sober would still be funny.

What if these sloppy joe nachos I'm eating right now are the bomb?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 14, 2006, 04:38:49 AM: then ur tummy gonna go boom

what if :fred: ran out of happy pills
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 14, 2006, 08:30:29 AM: :diablo:

What if :smart: threw you out of school?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 14, 2006, 06:39:16 PM: :tpg:

what if :cow: :heart: :kk:?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 14, 2006, 08:43:10 PM: then cow heart kitkat

what if c 3y698cx 5 cxjo43oy j7uftx x9843 f?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 15, 2006, 01:44:25 AM: Then... 0100101110001010101101010101001

What if 6a + 4 = 2a + -3?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 15, 2006, 01:48:09 AM: Quote from: FuMannChu on October 14, 2006, 02:50:41 AM
Then I'd listen to them and be dissapointed that you don't worship Andre from blind guardian. Seriously... BEST GUITARIST EVER.

What if.....
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi25.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc94%2FReturnableMemories%2Fsunroom__moon_91006_01460338.jpg&hash=cb31625462611c3fcd8d3ade922170e5374db5f5)
**SIDE NOTE***
I'm an ass hole.

DOUBLEYA TEE EFF, MATE? XD I'm all for bein' made fun of, but sheesh. Wasn't expectin' that.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 15, 2006, 01:50:20 AM: Then a = -2.5, I think. That's my guess, anyway.

What if I pushed a 20kg box with 50N of force against a frictionless floor, and wondered what the acceleration would be?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 15, 2006, 01:55:54 AM: I'm not sure... Because I'm really bad at math.

What if I finally got around to buying that sword I made a post about on .org?

**Side Note**
I totally have to hit the bank this week and get a debit card, so I can buy that sword some time.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 15, 2006, 02:05:28 AM: So what do you do with the swords you have, anyway? I mean, it's not like you can test them on people.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 15, 2006, 02:08:04 AM: Me and few dudes I know mess around with them. that And I practice with them to releive pent up agrivation.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 15, 2006, 03:30:06 AM: Quote from: FuMannChu on October 15, 2006, 01:44:25 AM
What if 6a + 4 = 2a + -3?
then
6a-2a=-3-4
which means
4a=-7
and then we reduce
4a/4=-7/4
tada!
a=-1.75

what if either of you could do math?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 15, 2006, 03:35:53 AM: Then you failed to read my post, which said I guessed.

What if Thingy wasn't trying pathetically to show us up with his basic algebra skillz?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 15, 2006, 03:42:20 AM: then I wasn't

what if its kinda obvious it can't be over 2
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 15, 2006, 03:47:00 AM: Then shut up.

What if pigs are the greatest animals ever?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 15, 2006, 03:48:32 AM: then we should all go eat some bacon?

what if pigs didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 15, 2006, 03:49:26 AM: I wouldn't have to do this stupid dare.

What if [][][][][][][][][][][][][][]?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 15, 2006, 03:52:33 AM: then ?][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][

what if meh?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 15, 2006, 03:54:32 AM: Then *shrug*

What if *shrug*
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 15, 2006, 03:59:00 AM: then meh.

what if McDonalds used real meat?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 15, 2006, 04:12:56 AM: then meh

What if 9q - 22 = 20q + 13
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 15, 2006, 04:22:15 AM: Then 11q=35 i spose
What if 11q=35
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 15, 2006, 04:36:35 AM: then 9q - 22 = 20q + 13

What if X + 2 = 2x - 3 ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 15, 2006, 01:21:01 PM: then -x=-5
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 15, 2006, 01:22:07 PM: what if...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 15, 2006, 01:33:30 PM: then...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on October 15, 2006, 01:36:11 PM: Then we'll all die.

What will happen if a meteor crashes down on us?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 15, 2006, 01:45:38 PM: then ur the only one that will die cuz you posted a then even though there was no what if
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on October 15, 2006, 01:46:26 PM: Just say what will happen when the meteor crashes.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 15, 2006, 01:49:30 PM: I did
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 15, 2006, 02:04:19 PM: lol

What if he did it?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 15, 2006, 02:28:58 PM: Then he would be dead.

What if ?(1/x)dx = ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 15, 2006, 02:38:40 PM: then dx/dx²=?

what if d=V(x₂-x₁)²+(y₂-y₁)²
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 15, 2006, 03:31:34 PM: Nothing, because ?(1/x)dx = ln x.

What if we stopped posting math problems?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 15, 2006, 03:34:53 PM: Then I'd be sad.

What if .... BOB DOLE!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 15, 2006, 05:03:07 PM: Then.... BOB DOLE!!

What if bob wasnt gay?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 15, 2006, 08:36:56 PM: Bob Dole isn't gay.

What if Velton knew that?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 15, 2006, 09:20:16 PM: then he would realize Bob Dole couldn't like him back

Quote from: Blizzard on October 15, 2006, 03:31:34 PM
Nothing, because ?(1/x)dx = ln x.

d=V(x₂-x₁)²+(y₂-y₁)²
is the formula for calculating distance between to points in a line
(duh)

what if blizzard realized that isn't a math problem
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 15, 2006, 09:37:38 PM: Then the world would end.

What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.oblatesusa.org%2Fimages%2Foblates%2F2004%2FImage%2Fold-dude-cmyk.gif&hash=19e948f93db74a4d357d3b81bd31524b4af2e1a2)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 15, 2006, 09:59:13 PM: then :fred:

what if ???
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 16, 2006, 12:42:46 AM: then what if
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 16, 2006, 01:37:58 AM: Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsci.indiana.edu%2Ffarg%2Fharry%2Fbio%2Fzoo%2Fdonkey.jpg&hash=a8eaf824d2cc0b3c437bce3d07c98c46fd890112)

What if all the Donkeys in the world died?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 16, 2006, 07:14:17 AM: Then you'd be sad. Very sad.

What if thingy realized ?(1/x)dx = ln x is an integral, summing up all the area under the function line of 1/x in a XY-coordinate system?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 16, 2006, 08:59:43 AM: He wouldnt have posted it wasnt.

What if what Zypher says about HIMSELF is true?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 16, 2006, 01:40:13 PM: Then what nightwolf said.

What if Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 16, 2006, 02:00:36 PM: then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsci.indiana.edu%2Ffarg%2Fharry%2Fbio%2Fzoo%2Fdonkey.jpg&hash=a8eaf824d2cc0b3c437bce3d07c98c46fd890112)

What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsci.indiana.edu%2Ffarg%2Fharry%2Fbio%2Fzoo%2Fdonkey.jpg&hash=a8eaf824d2cc0b3c437bce3d07c98c46fd890112)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on October 16, 2006, 03:29:24 PM: Then there would be no more weed left.

What if I could kill myself without dying?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 16, 2006, 04:32:24 PM: Then you could kill yourself without dying.

What I flamed Geno again?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 16, 2006, 10:07:57 PM: *yawn*

What if you didn't twice?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 17, 2006, 01:27:33 AM: what if I was a complete retard that couldn't spell worth shit.... wait I can't and I am.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Jesse 015 on October 17, 2006, 01:37:45 AM: then i would be your mother....

what if the real world had a search button?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Starrodkirby86 on October 17, 2006, 01:43:18 AM: then life would be easier...much easier.

What if someone stole a cookie from you?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 17, 2006, 01:44:38 AM: Then he'd send either :thor: or shaft after tham.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on October 17, 2006, 02:25:58 PM: What if FuMannChu forgets to post a question next time?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on October 17, 2006, 02:31:30 PM: then you would not post an answer

what if bill gates died?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 17, 2006, 03:14:58 PM: Microsoft go downhill

What if Microsoft go downhill
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 17, 2006, 08:12:35 PM: Then Thor would smite it.

What if I sent Thor after you?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 17, 2006, 09:28:21 PM: then I would get him to smite you

what if Thor tried to smite shaft?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 17, 2006, 09:30:11 PM: shaft would die a horrible horrible death.

What if we mentioned :thor: more often in his smiley form.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 17, 2006, 10:22:59 PM: then people would want to know what we are talking about cuz that doesn't look like thor....

what if :donkey: fought :atma:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: haloOfTheSun on October 17, 2006, 10:46:03 PM: 1.

:donkey: :atma:

2.

"SUPER DONKEY SMASH!!"

:donkey:
:atma:

3.

"You received 800000 Exp.

:donkey:

What if

:4:
:fred:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 17, 2006, 10:57:14 PM: then
:4: :fred:

what if
:donkey:
shaft
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 18, 2006, 12:54:15 AM: :ff6: :kill:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 18, 2006, 12:58:34 AM: you chose not to respond so

Quote from: thingy on October 17, 2006, 10:57:14 PM
what if
:donkey:
shaft
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 18, 2006, 03:00:45 AM: Then.....
Doneky! Donkey! Donkey!
:donkey:
shaft

What if I secksed Emily?

***Side Note***
LOL! In my dreams. No I don't have a shot in hell even if I'm dreaming :lol
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 18, 2006, 03:06:09 AM: What is...Doneky? Is it the bastardization of a donkey? SATAN DONKEY?! DONKEY CAST FROM THEN GATES OF HEAVEN TO THE ENDLESS PIT OF THE ABYSMAL HELLFIRE?!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 18, 2006, 03:07:56 AM: You never answered mah question.

WOOT IF I SEXZORED EMILY ALL NIGHT LAWNG?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 18, 2006, 03:09:58 AM: You'd be tired and she would probably take ur stuff.

What if there was any point whatsoever to gay polygamy?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 18, 2006, 03:14:53 AM: Mental would be one very happy man.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 18, 2006, 06:07:09 PM: and You would change your sig. I FUCKIN STARTED THAT! ARRG LIKE AN OOMPA-LUMPA!

What if Gregor cheese?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 18, 2006, 08:47:55 PM: Then Gregor the Goth would bitch about Vampires.

What if 3q + 7 = 5q - 3?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 18, 2006, 09:03:01 PM: Then I'd be so goth that I'd shit bats.

What if I were having sex right now when you read this?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 18, 2006, 10:56:25 PM: Then you'd be a lucky bastard!

What if I was the person Bliz was fucking?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 18, 2006, 11:02:00 PM: Then he would be a gay lucky bastard!

What if Blizzard wasn't having sex when he typed that
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 18, 2006, 11:03:06 PM: Then he'd just be horny.

What if I had a Wife that I never told any one about?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 18, 2006, 11:06:46 PM: then you would be cheating on her a lot....

what if Emily was your wife?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 18, 2006, 11:07:56 PM: I'd be as happy as Thor in a mosh pit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if I was as happy as Thor in a mosh pit?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 18, 2006, 11:09:26 PM: then you would be married to Emily, which means you would never SEXZORED Emily ever again (until she wants children)

what if :donkey: killed :vivi: ??
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 18, 2006, 11:10:54 PM: Then shaft would be next.

What if more people voted here, http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3925.0 (http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3925.0) ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 19, 2006, 07:16:07 PM: then... there'd be more votes......

What if I was not lesbian?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Starrodkirby86 on October 19, 2006, 11:18:21 PM: Then :m: would be :spam: .

What if you weren't reading this question?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Commondragon on October 20, 2006, 12:37:26 AM: That I would'nt answer it

what if ??? was teh universal simble for that you had a rocket launcher and just blew off santa's head trying to save him from evil santa?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 20, 2006, 01:12:45 AM: Then what you just said would be coherent.

What if what I just said wasn't coherent?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Commondragon on October 20, 2006, 01:38:01 AM: Blah.

What if blah?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 20, 2006, 01:39:32 AM: then :donkey: :donkey: :donkey:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 20, 2006, 01:40:01 AM: What if Happy Pee Pee Poo Poo Smile?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 20, 2006, 06:18:47 AM: Then the world would fall into one million years of darkness and we would bave to be the slaves of the donkeys! They would make us cook them pies and cookies then they would wip us and beat us then make us eat coal that on fire after all that we would build a grand statue to the great kefka!!!

The statue would have a laser in it's head and shoot none beleivers. fire would rain from the sky and donkeys too, donkeys raining from the sky... sorry didn't take my pills!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 20, 2006, 03:53:15 PM: what's 'the statue'?

What if I was a not a lesbian (/\not happy with that answer)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 20, 2006, 09:18:51 PM: ur not, nothing changes

what if ur sig wasn't stupid?
PS you have a [/size] at the end of it
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Commondragon on October 20, 2006, 09:19:50 PM: It would be...not stupid

what if you told me why you hate me thingY?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 20, 2006, 09:38:36 PM: I don't, I'm messing with ya

what if I was actually a human and not a consciousness drifting through the internet?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 20, 2006, 10:18:36 PM: Well then, you'd be able to have sex, wouldn't you?

What if several people went and checked out this page --> http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=423.1185 <-- in order to see a... pretty neat... web comic... out of boredom, curiosity, or mind control?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 20, 2006, 10:20:43 PM: Quote from: Cody on October 20, 2006, 10:18:36 PM
Well then, you'd be able to have sex, wouldn't you?

What if several people went and checked out this page --> http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=423.1185 <-- in order to see a... pretty neat... web comic... out of boredom, curiosity, or mind control?
ya sorry, that was me

then we would all get to read ur comic thingy (not referring to me)

what if they need more than 1 "size"?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 20, 2006, 10:27:29 PM: Then Roxas would be one disturbed little bastard, wouldn't he?
*ahem* That is to say, if you're reffering to the same thing I am...

What if thingy really DID use mind control on anyone else who looked?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 20, 2006, 10:58:38 PM: I clearly have the hypnotoad under my control so obviously I'm going to slowly take over the world

what if you got bored and made a game about having to buy the stuff on that list?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 20, 2006, 11:08:35 PM: I would turn from bored to deeply disturbed. XD

What if I was about to post page 2?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 20, 2006, 11:59:16 PM: I would say woot!

what if your computer crashed before you uploaded and ALL your files were corrupted
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 21, 2006, 12:48:11 AM: Then I'd just have to go and get them again, wouldn't I? Wouldn't be the first time...

What if I was getting ready to post page 2 of 'The Untold Story' ... if you haven't read page one, I suggest you do. Page 2 makes no sense otherwise, but it's still hilarious either way.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 21, 2006, 10:45:51 AM: Then youd waste your time cos ITS CRAP.

What if It was not?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 21, 2006, 03:50:02 PM: Then it wouldn't be. And it's not because the only thing better than Demyx barreling down an aisle at the grocery market in a cart, wrapped in toilet paper, and using 'grocones' as the spanish word for balls, when it is so clearly 'cajones', is shooting Xemnas and other members of Organization 13 with tampons. And 'Holy Flaming Tampons, Batman!'.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 21, 2006, 03:55:21 PM: ok.

What if i could burn Cody?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 21, 2006, 03:56:50 PM: Then I'd probably laugh at you and then go jump in the harbor...

What if I had remembered to ask a what if question on my last post?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 21, 2006, 03:58:41 PM: Then exactly the same thing would havve haapened (that has happened)

What if there was no harbor and your mouth broke when I was burning you?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on October 21, 2006, 03:59:26 PM: Then I'd still laugh at you, as it is impossible to brake a mouth.

What if velton knew that?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Commondragon on October 21, 2006, 05:31:19 PM: then he'd know

what if someone actually helped me with this? (http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=4162.new#new)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 21, 2006, 06:17:27 PM: then your mind would explode when you realized the answer to your problem was the answer to the universe

what if :donkey:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 21, 2006, 06:48:15 PM: FFS!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TOPIC!

What if if whats were what ifs?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 21, 2006, 07:36:53 PM: Then kiss my ass would be my ass kiss. :-*

What if kiss my ass was my ass kissed a donkey? :donkey: :-*
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 21, 2006, 07:48:12 PM: then kiss my ass you be your donkey kissed a donkey

what if :donkey: and :cow: had a baby?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Commondragon on October 21, 2006, 11:02:18 PM: :seafood: would occur

what if
:atma: :atma: :atma:
?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 22, 2006, 12:38:57 AM: then :shadow: :edgar: :gau: :terra: would show up and kill atma over and over again

what if ^-^
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 22, 2006, 04:46:32 AM: Then :-*

What if :-* + :-* (girlies)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 22, 2006, 09:51:20 AM: :Dildo:

What if innit
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 22, 2006, 10:53:33 PM: Then Fintroll.

What if Rama Lama Ding Dong fought Jebus?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 22, 2006, 10:55:10 PM: [size=0pt]
Rama Lama Ding Dong would win

what if [size=0pt]the world blew up[/size]
[/size]
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Commondragon on October 22, 2006, 10:55:58 PM: then jebus would becoem the rama lama religiouousn

What if I had powers to summon things from my mind at will?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 22, 2006, 10:57:53 PM: Then I could still beat you because I have T3h n00b S1ay3r. The most powerful sword in history.

What if some one stole T3h n00b S1ay3r, then used it for evil?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Commondragon on October 22, 2006, 11:03:48 PM: Then a pro would pwn the evil person

BTW you can't beat my mind powers as I can create things more powerful than all your gods combined

What if what if happend?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 22, 2006, 11:11:03 PM: Then I'd hunt n00bs with T3h n00b S1ay3r.

What if Velton died while walking in on me making love to his mom.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 22, 2006, 11:28:49 PM: he would die a sad man

Quote from: Commondragon on October 22, 2006, 10:55:58 PM
then jebus would becoem the rama lama religiouousn
wtf that has nothing to do with what I asked

what if commondragon answered my what if
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 23, 2006, 12:36:24 AM: I'd lawl.

What if 0111011010100101101010100001?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 23, 2006, 01:23:05 AM: Then 01101010001001000000100100101101010100101001001.

What if someone could tell me the numerical value of that?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 23, 2006, 02:53:38 AM: 01,101,010,001,001,000,000,100,100,101,101,010,100,101,001,001
one quattuordecillion, one hundred one tredecillion, ten duodecillion, one undecillion, one decillion, one hundred septillion, one hundred sextillion, one hundred one quintillion, one hundred one quadrillion, ten trillion, one hundred billion, one hundred one million, one thousand and one... I think (worked it out backwards)

what if you could do that?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 23, 2006, 03:04:47 AM: All the world would see you as a math master god

What is I really answered the qustion?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 23, 2006, 03:05:45 AM: I'm sorry, this isn't jeopardy
(what is)

What if I took you suck for 600?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 23, 2006, 12:57:02 PM: I'd say, rough... Just the way your mother likes it Trebeck.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 23, 2006, 01:01:55 PM: What if ADP?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 23, 2006, 01:04:35 PM: Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg90.imageshack.us%2Fimg90%2F9313%2Fbacktobasicsus3.jpg&hash=f42711b582cd221bf894d97fdfb7bc522d9139d4)

What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg177.imageshack.us%2Fimg177%2F4723%2Ftrawgdorsj6.png&hash=72193e5d9dd33d62a00611b6ddb0a12155387b65)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 23, 2006, 08:03:44 PM: Beats me.

What if Thingy could tell me what number that was in binary?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 23, 2006, 09:55:01 PM: thats 47 bits, each byte (number or letter) consists of 8
data is incomplete

what if you could count to 48 :P
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 23, 2006, 10:33:09 PM: then he could count to 48!

What if I could count to 4, wait.... what comes after 27?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 23, 2006, 11:44:34 PM: :donkey:

what if Fu decided on a ADP thingy (pun not intended)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 24, 2006, 12:00:29 AM: Then I wouldn't be asking for votes.

What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg134.imageshack.us%2Fimg134%2F4305%2Fshatteredrv9.jpg&hash=6bf04eea991ea58908369a2a88ebdc7df9d47a72)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Blizzard on October 24, 2006, 07:26:22 AM: Then you would be asking for votes... again...

What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg149.imageshack.us%2Fimg149%2F4049%2Fbehindthosedreamingeyes7oj.jpg&hash=47333c5b193b93e0883888113748c85b69a85014)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 24, 2006, 07:42:46 AM: I would jack... I mean sing.. yeah sing.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 24, 2006, 11:13:33 AM: what if kefka went out wiff me?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 24, 2006, 11:31:32 AM: Banisher kill u
if kefka boy u gay lol

what if donkey
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 24, 2006, 04:26:10 PM: Then :donkey:

What if UBER DUBER SHUBEN?!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 24, 2006, 09:42:16 PM: then NEBUHS REBUD REBU?!?!?!?!?!?

what if >_< and ^_^ had a kid?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 25, 2006, 02:50:54 AM: Then <_>

Wht if you got chocolate in my peanut butter?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: darkelementwars on October 26, 2006, 01:10:27 AM: Then I would have to beat your ass, cause obviously it was ur fault and this chocolate-peanut butter relationship is taboo.

What if this site was accused of being a secret covert spy op site and all the members began getting rounded up and killed, one by one, and it came to be your turn.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 26, 2006, 01:30:44 AM: I'ld pull out my P-90

what if it had already been ur turn?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 26, 2006, 01:50:35 AM: Then it would have been his turn.

What if Bob Dole got stoned?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Atomic on October 26, 2006, 05:05:28 AM: Then he would get the munchies

What if Naphe left.... oh wait
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 26, 2006, 05:06:53 AM: then double time

What if Newton discovered gravity not by the apple, but by the example that his shit didnt fly and instead it fell...?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: darkelementwars on October 26, 2006, 06:58:39 PM: I thought that was how it happened...

What if everyone on this forum became curropt by the darkness...?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 27, 2006, 12:46:17 AM: then we would all be :=: and :shadow:

what if :chocobo:?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 27, 2006, 10:30:46 AM: THEN MY FOOT

What if :chocobo: my foot?

*omg new smileys regularly*
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on October 27, 2006, 01:12:40 PM: :huge: why is there a blowjob smily?

Then :chocobo: your foot

what if i had penny?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 27, 2006, 03:40:02 PM: you would keep it in a :? but then :m: steals it

what if :nono:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on October 27, 2006, 03:40:54 PM: i dunno duncare'

what if velton left!?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on October 27, 2006, 03:42:37 PM: Less penguin spam I assume.

What if *poof*
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 27, 2006, 03:58:15 PM: :savepoint:

what if :huge:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 27, 2006, 04:36:14 PM: Then :leo:

What if :donkey: :leo:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on October 27, 2006, 06:35:16 PM: then :leo:
:donkey:

what if :vivi: :kefka:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 28, 2006, 12:05:31 AM: Then :kefka: ~ I WIN!

What if snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on October 29, 2006, 04:30:12 PM: Then you're my bestest friend.

What if DragonForce was any more epic?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: darkelementwars on October 29, 2006, 06:21:18 PM: then you'd be wearing it as end game equipment in World of Warcraft xp

what if I was a milkmaid, and I milked cows for a living?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knownot on November 04, 2006, 07:39:23 AM: then you wouldnt be on this forum.

What if there were no boobs?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on November 04, 2006, 04:39:03 PM: Um...what?

What if Angelic_Diablo's post made sence?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on November 04, 2006, 05:51:32 PM: Then your head would explode.

What is Nikolai's head exploded?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knownot on November 05, 2006, 03:19:48 AM: then there would be lotsa stuff to clean up.

What if batman ate a carrot?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 05, 2006, 09:53:27 PM: Then Robin ries the pink tricycle.

What if Shibity Boo Bo Bah HAAAAIIIIIIIII I'M A SCAT MAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on November 05, 2006, 11:43:50 PM: Well then your Shibity Boo Bo Bah HAAAAIIIIIIIII the scat man

What if RPG ment Real Purple Garages
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 06, 2006, 12:05:25 AM: Then I would have only seen three RPGs like ever.

What if Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on November 06, 2006, 12:08:14 AM: Then DAWG

what if thug lyfe
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knownot on November 06, 2006, 06:41:59 AM: Then I pop a cap in yo' ass BIATCH!

What if dots (...) took over the world?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on November 06, 2006, 07:06:10 AM: Everyone would look like they had acne.

What if there was a Megaman Legends 3?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 06, 2006, 07:14:58 AM: I'd spooge.

WHAT IF YOU GOT ON AIM?!?!?!?!?

________SIDE NOTE_______________
I'm on my Cyb3r Peacock12 account, also Emily would like to sex you.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on November 06, 2006, 07:15:38 AM: This will be my third use msn or IRC plz post.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 06, 2006, 07:16:59 AM: What if you weren't being diffucult?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on November 06, 2006, 07:18:23 AM: I am not, I just hate AOL with a burning passion.

What if you gave in?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 06, 2006, 09:11:14 AM: I did, I think.

What if I ran out of Caverndish?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knownot on November 06, 2006, 08:50:52 PM: Then I will never know what Caverndish is....
What if there was a girl at my skool who looks excatly like fu.... ( there is) lol! I saw her the other day
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 07, 2006, 12:52:00 AM: Then I must have gotten some one pregs a while ago.....

What if I got some one pregs?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: thingy on November 07, 2006, 03:03:27 AM: then it would be a miracle cuz of that....accident....you had

what if you had some kind of....accident?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 07, 2006, 03:09:12 AM: Then sone one is pregs?

What if I stopped saying pregs?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on November 07, 2006, 03:10:30 AM: Screws you, Fu. That picture I requested as your avatar was tons better.

What if yadayada.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 07, 2006, 03:11:42 AM: Then blah blah.

What if Zypher appreciated that I changed my avy to make make him happy?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on November 07, 2006, 03:12:20 AM: But the other one had a donkey, and a fat viking on it! It was perfect!

What if yadayada.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on November 07, 2006, 03:12:47 AM: Then blah blah blah
What if Rpg maker came out with a new version?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on November 07, 2006, 03:19:33 AM: Then it would probably be more worth our time to actually use.

What if Cap'n Jack Sparrow randomly bust into the room with several bottles of rum, and a living dead pirate monkey Jack?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 07, 2006, 03:21:11 AM: Then I'd talk to him about my mighty pirate ancestors.

What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg395.imageshack.us%2Fimg395%2F1413%2Fnewavvyrd8.png&hash=6884f9326cec009dca6f73cfd616c61b8950cc65)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on November 07, 2006, 03:22:15 AM: Then :police:

What if a differnt fourm started a fourm game like our's and said it was better?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on November 07, 2006, 03:23:11 AM: That forum would be Aerion Online.

What if yadayada.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on November 07, 2006, 03:27:39 AM: then yadayada.

what if yadayada.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on November 07, 2006, 03:28:36 AM: then......whatever ...

What if...yeah....
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on November 07, 2006, 03:29:02 AM: then......whatever ...

what if
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on November 07, 2006, 03:31:10 AM: then what if<_>(copyunright..)

what if then what if?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on November 07, 2006, 03:31:59 AM: then ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

what if we werent born?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 07, 2006, 04:13:47 AM: Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg361.imageshack.us%2Fimg361%2F5610%2Fzypherpissednx0.jpg&hash=9294a473f188ba7b3bec449dd943c4e8f66f1248)

What if Zypher saw that?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on November 07, 2006, 04:42:10 AM: then he would cry

what if your concept art was worth 100 million$$$ when you died
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on November 07, 2006, 04:46:52 AM: I'd go gay.

What if MORE PEOPLE PLAYED WORMS.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 07, 2006, 04:47:40 AM: Then I wouldn't be lazy.

What if LOL ZOMG HAX?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: darkelementwars on November 07, 2006, 05:01:08 AM: Then SPAM-U-KAGEN!

What if I couldn't think of a what if?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on November 07, 2006, 05:15:15 AM: then you would ask your what if.

What if mango's were never made by god?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knownot on November 07, 2006, 09:24:02 PM: Then manstay's and manstop's would be created.

What if my shoe was made of clay
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on November 08, 2006, 12:08:00 AM: then you shoe would be dry as a rock.

What if my room was clean?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 08, 2006, 01:50:11 AM: Then you would of wasted time cleaning it.

What if Silver exploded?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on November 16, 2006, 05:03:11 PM: then thered be silver bits all over.

what if -something orginal-
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on November 20, 2006, 10:48:08 PM: Then -something unoriginal-

What if the girl in Fu's sig wasn't that hot...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 24, 2006, 07:42:31 PM: Then Fu would go on a rampage.

What if all the people were Spiderman?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 24, 2006, 09:00:45 PM: Then I'd be listening to The Ramones.

What would Odin do?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 29, 2006, 12:47:13 AM: He would kill everyone.

What if guns weren't invented?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 29, 2006, 12:49:39 AM: Then I'd be considered one of the strongest people EVER! RAPIER LAIJITSU, BITCHES!

What if RAPIER LAIJITSU, BITCHES?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 29, 2006, 12:53:19 AM: I would say "what does that mean?"

What if Fu told me what that meant?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 29, 2006, 12:58:12 AM: You would kill yourself.

What if we can travel in the future?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 29, 2006, 01:02:48 AM: I'd conquer the universe.

What if Boe was the next dude to post?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 29, 2006, 01:04:15 AM: I would spam!

SPAM

What if this post was deleted because it is spam?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 29, 2006, 01:05:17 AM: SPAM DONKEY :donkey:

What if :gau:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 29, 2006, 01:06:36 AM: Then i would win 5000000000000000000000000000 dollars!

What if I won 5000000000000000000000 dollars?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 29, 2006, 01:08:51 AM: Then AH MAH GAH!

What if uber duber shuben?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 29, 2006, 01:10:01 AM: Um... smile and nod...

What if I walked away because your scaring me...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 29, 2006, 01:13:52 AM: I'd follow you.

What if I didn't folow you?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 29, 2006, 01:17:51 AM: I'd take off my pants.. that would send you running...

What if I just scared you with that one?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 29, 2006, 01:19:05 AM: I'd smack you with a +5 anti-pervert sword.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 29, 2006, 01:23:06 AM: I would cry because I has two pears of pants on at all time... It's cold here...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 29, 2006, 01:24:42 AM: ;D
What if Boe remembered to say what if?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 29, 2006, 01:25:51 AM: I would say what if Fu noticed that i forgot to say what if

what if Fu noticed that i forgot to say what if
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 29, 2006, 01:28:02 AM: Then I'd remind you to say what if.

What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.angelaandira.com%2Fimages%2Fllama%2520corner.jpg&hash=98d794adb07e8f888446cc96d1883ea7c6844b28)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 29, 2006, 01:31:07 AM: Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi109.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn52%2Fdreamslayer7%2F1161356741260.jpg&hash=9dd447b0a69029394a5779621ad908bb91922358)

what if super kitten came?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 29, 2006, 01:34:25 AM: Then it still wouldn't save this thread....

What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mostpopularmodels.com%2Fimg%2Feat-my-butt.jpg&hash=57e2a68bfc14f61b2a8e801a41ca57dd176f9e8d)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Commondragon on November 29, 2006, 01:36:10 AM: Then you'd get shot

* bang *

what if I didn't shoot?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 29, 2006, 01:37:45 AM: I would be happy.

What if my computer could not load the pic FU put and I didn't know what it was?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 29, 2006, 01:44:29 AM: Then you'd be sad.

What if J.P.McPuffenmeyer?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 29, 2006, 02:41:51 AM: He would kill everyone.

What if books weren't real?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 29, 2006, 02:45:29 AM: Then I wouldn't be able to read.

What if BOOOOOOBIES?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 29, 2006, 02:47:33 AM: He would go crazy.

What if (Insert Character) is real?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 29, 2006, 02:51:49 AM: I'd be like Holy Sheeeeet!

What if teeeeehS yloH?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knownot on November 29, 2006, 11:48:28 AM: Then I wouldnt know what you just said...

What if I understood FU?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 29, 2006, 01:58:23 PM: then you would know it was holy sheeet back wards.

what if .sdarw kcab teeeeesh yloh saw ti wonk dluow uoy neht
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 29, 2006, 11:11:38 PM: Then he'd be like 'yloH teeeeehS'

What if Shame on the Charlie who plays on the Charlie?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 30, 2006, 01:02:33 AM: He would die.

What if a smiley with a machine gun attacks you.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on November 30, 2006, 01:11:15 AM: then I would laugh and say "hey take this" and pull out a piece of paper with a happy face drawing and rip it

what if my 360 broke!!!!!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 30, 2006, 01:22:35 AM: You'd go to Microsoft and yell at them.

What if Spiderman defeated Sephiroth?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on November 30, 2006, 01:23:39 AM: then venom would come out and eat spidy!!!!!!!

what if we got more smileys on this fourm..(the neard smily)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 30, 2006, 02:03:34 AM: We'd get a J.P. McPuffenmeyer one too.

What if people wanted to secks me more?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knownot on December 04, 2006, 06:58:47 AM: Then you would be non-stop secksing all day...

What if Fu was non-stop secksing all day?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on December 07, 2006, 04:15:01 AM: the the world population would go up 100000000000 babies.

what if 5 = 10
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 07, 2006, 04:26:03 AM: then 10=5

what if :tpg: had to be in every post you made?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 07, 2006, 05:01:21 AM: The world would join me in manly crying.

What if..... Yatatei OYAJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 07, 2006, 05:06:15 AM: I'd do it too.

What if you'd hit it?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 07, 2006, 05:10:51 AM: Then 'it' would have my babies.

What if a woman volenteered to have my babies?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 07, 2006, 05:30:28 AM: then she would just be one of the millions ;D

what if I didn't have pants on?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Djangonator on December 07, 2006, 06:15:10 AM: Then I might say "pixplz or gtfo" (I'd be kidding)

What if our knees were bent the other way?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on December 07, 2006, 06:41:13 AM: we'd piss in our faces, what is we pissed in our faces
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knownot on December 07, 2006, 09:32:53 AM: Then we wouldnt have to drink water anymore!

What if the world ran outa water...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 07, 2006, 11:27:18 AM: I would be a very sad little man.

What if we realized that our legs were indeed faulty and we actual did make them bend the other way? BUT ALSO, after a few years of this, we realized that it was a VAST improvement on our other, outmoded legs, as we could now jump farther, run faster, move around in a more stable fashion?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on December 07, 2006, 11:36:28 AM: Then we'd know that our legs were faulty and they were bended the other way and also that after years we get outmoded legs and jump faster, run higher lol i mean jump higher and run faster and move around in a stable fashion

What if what i said RIGHT NOW kill your dog?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 07, 2006, 12:01:58 PM: I would say LOL N/A

What if I said drink a glass of water?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on December 07, 2006, 12:15:36 PM: Id drink it and spit it on my dog lol.Then i'll put acid on you lol..

What if Arrowone got burned with the acid i gave him,,
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 07, 2006, 12:29:43 PM: I'd be having one serious trip, bra...

What if I gave you drugs?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on December 07, 2006, 12:32:42 PM: Id not take em and throw more acid on you

What if i did take em ?_?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 07, 2006, 12:34:46 PM: We'd trip out together! That'd be awesome.

What if we did?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on December 07, 2006, 12:47:18 PM: We'd trip out together! That'd be awsome.

What if we trip out together?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 07, 2006, 12:52:31 PM: We'd see all KINDS of crazy stuff, like dragons with fez's, golf clubs with attitude, Mondo Moles, hypochondria(tic?) cats, tiny elephants, and SNOZZBERRIES.

What if I ate a Snozzberry?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on December 07, 2006, 12:56:56 PM: Then u'd Snooze?

What if he ate snozzberries and snoozed?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 07, 2006, 07:42:19 PM: I'd poke him with a stick.

What if an ass goblin of a child joined the forums?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on December 08, 2006, 02:57:26 AM: then BOE won;t bee alone (jk)

what if LOS actaully made ALL my spirits!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 08, 2006, 02:59:35 AM: Then los would schplots.

What if MQQ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 08, 2006, 03:10:48 AM: Then MQQ.

What if MQQ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 08, 2006, 03:12:40 AM: Then MOO!

What if people ralised MOO and MQQ are the same thing?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 08, 2006, 04:19:09 AM: CHAOS ENSUES! THE WORLD GOES MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

What if I didn't have this fork up my ass right now?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 08, 2006, 04:28:55 AM: I'd rolf...

What if Race Car YA-YAs?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knownot on December 08, 2006, 04:38:26 AM: Then you would crash

Waht if FU drove with his ass?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 09, 2006, 04:50:35 AM: Then I'd UBER crash.

What if you had large fuzzy dice that hung proudly like testicles?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on December 11, 2006, 01:38:34 PM: they'd make Dr Swordopolis's pants no so empty
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on December 12, 2006, 03:22:43 AM: What if someone forgot to put a 'what if' question?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 12, 2006, 05:02:44 AM: I'd skull fuck 'em!

What if I was listening to MANOWAR right now?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ZaMullet on December 12, 2006, 05:09:08 AM: I would wonder why you listen to "satans" music
what if their was something more pointless than a what if game, which also wasted just as much time, space, and posts?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 13, 2006, 01:05:39 AM: Then I'd post in there.

What if Zamullter realised REAL metal stopped the whole childish 'Satan' crap.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Aus Ace Leader on December 13, 2006, 02:52:20 AM: Then he probably wouldn't of made the post about it, and would listen to it himself.

What if more than 0.001 percent of the worlds population just got turned into milliwatts?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ZaMullet on December 13, 2006, 10:13:36 AM: Zamullter? aw... come on! please, no random "r"'s... i'll stop the random ellipses...

... ... ... ...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knownot on December 14, 2006, 12:20:36 PM: then .....

What if it wasnt 4 in the morning.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 15, 2006, 12:05:45 AM: Then I'd be like ZOMG WTF PIRATE!

What if I had sex with the whole universe?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 15, 2006, 12:29:47 AM: The universe would be a far better and far more sexy place.

What if you could taste this awesome raviolli I just cooked?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 15, 2006, 04:00:07 AM: Then I'd get hungy and make some ravioli.

What if....... VIKINGS?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 15, 2006, 04:35:57 AM: THOR

what if Zamullet was online?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knownot on December 15, 2006, 07:55:09 AM: then this would be and interseting game...

What if the devil rose out of the ground?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on December 15, 2006, 09:39:28 AM: he'd be above the ground @_@

what if he started destructing the house where YOU live?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on December 15, 2006, 03:51:06 PM: I would kill him.

What if I killed the devil?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 16, 2006, 02:49:32 AM: Then we'd party with THOR!

What if we had a party with Thor any ways?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on December 16, 2006, 03:42:09 AM: thor would party with us

what would happen if i haxed runegay
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 16, 2006, 04:40:07 AM: People would be like "WTF HAX!"

What if www.xanga.com/sexualbubblegum (http://www.xanga.com/sexualbubblegum) ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on December 16, 2006, 06:31:21 AM: we'd all be like OMFG TOO MUCH BAD LANGUIDGEZ !!

what if i was a fat german dog
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knownot on December 16, 2006, 06:57:05 AM: Then you would be all like: *woof* *eat* *woof* *eat* *vomit* ... you have BULIMIA!

What if he had bulimia?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on December 16, 2006, 10:25:51 AM: i'd be fucked
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on December 16, 2006, 11:15:27 AM: Without a question, no answer.

What if this were the last question in this topic?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 16, 2006, 12:02:55 PM: then I would be like :tpg:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on December 16, 2006, 12:12:09 PM: i would be like . . . . :/

what if blizz was a fat german dog ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on December 16, 2006, 05:02:21 PM: Then blizz would be the most clever fat german dog ever. Naturally ::)

What if the poster of the next post is Blizzard?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 16, 2006, 05:07:23 PM: I am :tpg: why yo not know me is blizzard

What if what I just posted was stupid
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on December 16, 2006, 11:09:58 PM: The we'd all be like . . . stupid man to the random
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 17, 2006, 02:07:01 AM: Then WTF!

What if Morris remembered to add questions to his posts?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on December 18, 2006, 07:45:38 AM: i'D BE HAPPY

wHAT IF I DID REMEMBER TO PUT QUESTIONS ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 18, 2006, 08:20:34 AM: then I would answer it.

What if the world was made of jell-o?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on December 18, 2006, 09:14:14 AM: I get a spoon and eat nightwolf

what if i did eat nightwolf ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knownot on December 18, 2006, 10:08:10 AM: Then Nightwolf would be no longer.

What if Nightwolf was no longer...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 18, 2006, 01:00:07 PM: SAD.

What if SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 18, 2006, 01:54:20 PM: :tpg: <== me

what if that was me scared of you
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 18, 2006, 04:40:33 PM: Answer: What IF that was you being scared of me?!

Question: WELL?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 19, 2006, 01:26:34 AM: It is.

What if I was a kitten?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Djangonator on December 19, 2006, 02:30:48 AM: You would be really cute and I would wuv oo wittle kitty head!!!111

What if you found out that every meat you've ever eaten was made of HUMAN?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 19, 2006, 03:02:52 AM: I would say, Wow, human tastes good, and since I had been eating it my whole like it would be normal. And I would know (it's true) that eating human would be healthier than eating other animals because humans have all the thing you need to live.

What if me knowing that scared you?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 19, 2006, 03:39:02 AM: I'd smoke a Cigarette.

What if you got that thing I sent you?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 19, 2006, 04:13:10 AM: I WILL NEVER GET THAT THING YOU SENT ME POTAMUS!

What if lol
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Djangonator on December 19, 2006, 04:57:59 AM: Then O RLY?

What if YA RLY?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 19, 2006, 05:24:02 AM: then no rly

what if I sent a PM to the next person to post?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 19, 2006, 05:36:36 AM: I would read it, the I MIGHT, MIGHT reply.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Doopliss on December 19, 2006, 01:34:21 PM: then i would delete it from his inbox....
What if evryone was smarter than me
(A) Its never gonna happen
(B) LOL
(C) The world would become a big chaos
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 20, 2006, 02:00:16 AM: I'm ignoring doop because he doesn't know how to play.

What if I wasn't ignoring doop?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 20, 2006, 02:04:16 AM: Then, you would have answered him.

what if, FU wasn't ignoring doop?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 20, 2006, 02:48:45 AM: I'd be like, woot de fook doop?

What if an ostrich was playing a piano?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 20, 2006, 03:09:11 AM: I would lol, and say, "You are quite silly looking Sir Ostrich, as there aren't many Ostriches that play the piano!"

What if I had been here for two years going on three instead of zero going on one?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Djangonator on December 20, 2006, 03:10:36 AM: Nobody would care.

What if someone did care?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 20, 2006, 03:11:56 AM: :tpg:

What if I could have my old cellphone that was made like a brick back (Kyocera), rather than this crappy flip phone (the Basic model from about a year ago made by LG)?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on December 20, 2006, 04:34:22 PM: Then you could kill people with it.

What if I gave arrowone his old cellphone back?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on December 20, 2006, 04:38:11 PM: I would have sex with you.

What if I was awesomer?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 20, 2006, 10:06:43 PM: Then you would have POWER!

What if I ate some unagi and had a huge boner?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on December 21, 2006, 12:45:08 AM: Arrowone would have sex with you :tpg:

What if I filmed their sex?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Christina on December 21, 2006, 12:48:11 AM: you could sell it online, cept no one would buy it.
what if zeriab went bankrupt?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Malson on December 21, 2006, 12:57:36 AM: He'd have no money.

What if I stopped posting in this hellhole of a game?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on December 21, 2006, 01:11:37 AM: then this game receives a 10/10

What if Albert Einstein invented the time machine?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on December 21, 2006, 05:06:28 AM: I'd go back in time and make myself geneticly improved and stuff
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 21, 2006, 09:30:37 PM: Morris, if you don't know how to play then quit playing! Gah, no wonder this thing is considered a hell hole.

Any ways, What if I was Blizzard's father? 0.o
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on December 22, 2006, 12:19:18 AM: Then you'll say "Blizzard. I am your father."

What if Chickens invaded the world?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 22, 2006, 02:19:44 AM: I thought they already did.

What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fn.ethz.ch%2Fstudent%2Fdobinr%2Fsome_pics%2Ffunny%2Fbush_pimp.jpg&hash=94838bcc50c57bc5cd8ca0704f8ab2fc2632d5b4)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 22, 2006, 02:31:20 AM: he would pimp out his daughters :tpg:

what if he pimped out his daughters
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on December 22, 2006, 02:35:05 AM: They'd have more VDs.

What if chika chika wha wha?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 06, 2007, 01:10:10 AM: The the little sloth things out of ice age 2 who come and sacrifice you to the fire king

What if The Highlander who fights for thor ate a bucket of tuna flavored pudding and washed it down with a gallon of strawberry flavored quick
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 06, 2007, 03:02:29 AM: Then I would of had a weird after taste.

What if I got drunk later?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Icedmetal57 on January 06, 2007, 04:41:13 AM: Then you would be intoxicated....later.

What if I were to live in a microwave?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 06, 2007, 04:59:33 AM: Then you'd be a talking baked potato or something.

What if IRC didn't bore me today?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Icedmetal57 on January 06, 2007, 05:22:24 AM: You would then need a life.

What if...I were to actually finish this question?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on January 06, 2007, 06:48:31 AM: I'd answer it, probably.

What if I decided to look for a mapper on my RTP project instead of doing all the work myself?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 06, 2007, 09:53:18 AM: Then we'd all think you are a lazy sobbing retard

What if Arrow was a lazy sobbing retard ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on January 06, 2007, 04:50:27 PM: ...sobbing? M'kay, not sure how thos relate but otay. UM, I WOULD NOT GET ANYTHING DUN O WAI-

What if I finished this RTP dealie, unlike my other projects, and in doing so provided a valuable resource to the rm and megaman communities?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 07, 2007, 03:17:18 AM: I'd spooge.

What if I bought $100 worth of Magic: The Gathering cards today?

__________SIDENOTE__________
I love that game. If any one else here plays Pm me.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on January 07, 2007, 03:58:55 AM: WOW. That's...actually not very many cards, I don't think. You'd probably try to play someone over a webcam. I would, but I don't have any cards, or desktop space.

What if Walid Elhertani got say...a clue?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 07, 2007, 04:00:29 AM: He's die of excitement.

What if Arrow realised I got a booster box worth of cards?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on January 07, 2007, 04:01:38 AM: Booster BOX? That does sound fairly massive...Um, I would probably be all liek WOAH TATS A LUTTA KURDZ

What if I could be directed to a site that would explain the basics of this game?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 07, 2007, 04:03:44 AM: Then http://www.wizards.com/magic/comprules/MagicCompRules050801.txt (http://www.wizards.com/magic/comprules/MagicCompRules050801.txt)

What if you read the whole thing?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on January 07, 2007, 04:05:42 AM: I would probably get the information I was looking for. Just in case, I'll save the file to disk.

What if I was given the general price in dollars that it would cost me to get started, as well as a few tips?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 07, 2007, 04:08:21 AM: To get started, I'd suggest getting some theme decks from the current core set. Also a good tip, hold out on using blue untill you're comfortable with the game due to blue playing weird compared to the other colors, Green or Red or White are good to start with.

What if after arrow got acuainted with the rules I sent him apprentince so we could play online for FREE?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on January 07, 2007, 04:12:40 AM: ORLY?!

I mean, I so would. Imma start reading now. If it doesn't cost me money, I'm totally in on that shit.

What if hyperlink?

EDIT: It told me to read this instead. http://www.wizards.com/magic/rules/en_mol_manual.pdf
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 07, 2007, 04:53:28 AM: Then http://www.magic-league.com/download/apprentice.php (http://www.magic-league.com/download/apprentice.php)

What if you PM me incase you need Help with APPR?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on January 07, 2007, 04:58:42 AM: I would have done it because I needed help. (And I can't play tonight, I need go "find" magic card codes. Also, this could easily be considered chatting to an uninformed parental figure.)

What if you had allready "found" magic card codes?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 07, 2007, 05:18:46 AM: Well, I'd suggest studying up on the rules for a week or so before you play a game, so you wouldnt be as confused on your first game.

What if I was unsure what you meant by codes?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on January 07, 2007, 05:32:25 AM: I'd tell you, "The guide said you put in a code to play witha given card on the internets."

What if wow it's late I'm going to bed in a minute I think.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Djangonator on January 07, 2007, 06:39:44 AM: You didn't ask a question ;9

WHAT IF I HAD A PENIS?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 09, 2007, 02:56:20 AM: It would be small.

What If I sent arrow the zip that contains my version of APPR?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on January 09, 2007, 03:53:28 AM: Then he'll be like AWESOME!

What if snakes kill than bite?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 09, 2007, 04:59:28 AM: Then not much will change.

What if......... I OWNZ J00 ALL J00 PEASNTS?!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on January 11, 2007, 12:59:18 AM: I would be sad, as I had been OWNZ'd. :(

What if Pamela Anderson had a monopoly on Kleenex and toilet paper?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 11, 2007, 01:38:56 AM: Then she'd plan for world domination.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 11, 2007, 08:34:35 AM: Fu no question ?

What if a fat chick ate fu's babies ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 11, 2007, 08:36:15 AM: Then I'd get HIGHLANDER on her ass.

what if ZOMG! ZOMG! ZOMG!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 13, 2007, 08:42:01 AM: The we'd all be like, wtfomglolroflbbq spam

What if giggity giggity goo ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irock on January 13, 2007, 08:51:07 AM: Then no one would be a virgin

What if the woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 14, 2007, 02:24:44 AM: Then lets have sex!

What if I used my Highlander powers to make you all forget this topic exsists?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 14, 2007, 03:41:34 AM: We'd be like what the hell are we doing here?

What if i highlander man got shot in the balls
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 14, 2007, 03:42:52 AM: I'd be perfectly fine because of my cool Highlander powers.

What if CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 14, 2007, 03:44:18 AM: then CCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLLLLIIIIIIEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!

what if CCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLLLLIIIIIIEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!! ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 14, 2007, 03:51:31 AM: Then CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if CHARLIE OWNZ J00 ALL ONEZ BY ONEZ, HUZZAH HUZZAH?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 14, 2007, 03:52:33 AM: we'd all be like "omgwtfrolflmaobbq"

what if Charlie ate fu's balls, therfore stealing the highlanders magic !
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 14, 2007, 03:55:02 AM: Then Morris would be amazed as they grew back bigger than before. Silly, you have to cut my head off to take my powers.

What if Morris admitted he loves old man sex?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 14, 2007, 03:59:45 AM: Than i'd shoot myslef, because thats a lie and you know it !

What Fu ate my shit
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 14, 2007, 04:02:32 AM: I'd puke as Charlie came in your face.

What if this got even funnier?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 17, 2007, 07:41:06 AM: You'd be like WOOOOOOT MAD-GOAT-ROOTERS

What if I fell on a pile of toasters
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 04:16:27 AM: I imagin it would hurt.

what if the sky was mario flavored?

_____side_note___

I made this forum...yay!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 06:44:29 AM: It would be really fucked up.

What if Fiestin realized she could figure out who I if she went to the wiki?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on February 25, 2007, 07:05:00 AM: Quote from: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 06:44:29 AM
It would be really fucked up.

What if Fiestin realized she could figure out who I an if she went to the wiki?

Fixd

What if that deadly peanut butter I ate does kill me?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 07:11:01 AM: I'll get REVENGE.

What if I wasn't listening to bathory right now?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 03:28:36 PM: I geuss you'll have peace of mind.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on February 25, 2007, 03:56:18 PM: What if Fiestin asked what if?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on February 28, 2007, 03:00:19 AM: Then he would start some odd forum where everyone keeps asking what if questions

What if Hitler had acess to giant robots?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: AlianceKing2007 on February 28, 2007, 09:33:48 AM: Then America would of been call German America.

What if Pepsi and Coke never existed.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on February 28, 2007, 08:33:22 PM: Then RC Cola would the be the world's favorite soft drink

What if Ronald McDonald got a loaded shotgun and knew how to use it?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: AlianceKing2007 on March 01, 2007, 01:12:21 AM: He would kill burger king,King Guy.

What if silver stop loving us.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: fullmetalboy on March 01, 2007, 01:20:04 AM: we would all die

wat if i ate a hamburger
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yukimora on March 01, 2007, 01:22:44 AM: you would find spit in it

what if you gave pikachu a giant sword
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 01, 2007, 01:24:53 AM: Then he'd probably not know what to do with it and discard it.

What if the person below me turned into a magical girl by night...whether they wanted to or not?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on March 01, 2007, 01:36:07 AM: Well I suppose I would be getting the short end of the stick. :(

What if more people here used Game Maker, and my job was more important? (hinthinthinthinthinnnnnnnnnnnnnnt)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yukimora on March 01, 2007, 01:51:07 AM: then you would get to power hungry and end up being found dead in you room.

what if i was bent on taking over the world
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on March 01, 2007, 01:52:14 AM: Then it would be time to DO S00P3r H3R01C$

FOR GREATEST JUSTICE

Oh, and what if y=4, x=6?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 01, 2007, 02:31:48 AM: Then I did my homework COMPLETELY wrong.

What if this site turned into a David Hasselhoff fansite?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yukimora on March 01, 2007, 02:46:38 AM: we would slowly fade into nuthingness

what if cats chased dogs
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 01, 2007, 02:52:08 AM: Already happens! Just what did you think your father and I do?

What if a SMOKING HOT just barely legal chick became your new teacher?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: AlianceKing2007 on March 01, 2007, 03:47:44 AM: Who wouldn't want to have her. lol

What if the planet was shape like a cube.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yukimora on March 01, 2007, 03:49:57 AM: then the english would have been right and would rule the world

what if the human race was asexual
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 01, 2007, 03:57:54 AM: The I would've had my son without Kaitenshin! :'(

What if instead of water humankind depended on soda?
I know a majority of you already do, but I mean EVERYONE.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 01, 2007, 05:44:41 AM: Then in 2601 theyd be saying "The soda in the world in down, please conserve soda. drink water instead bitches"

WHAT IF I CUM?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kefka on March 01, 2007, 07:53:51 AM: I'm not seeing anything.

What if cheese took over the world and ate us and slice us up and was put in sandwhiches.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on March 01, 2007, 09:51:09 AM: then i'd be like Damn Cheese, I LOOOOVED YOU AND NOW YOUR A BITCH WHORE

What if i was blizzard
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 02, 2007, 12:44:59 AM: ...for one day, i'd say you'd fuck up his life as much as you could before time was up.

What if midgets controlled the Mafia?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yukimora on March 02, 2007, 12:56:14 AM: then tall ppl wouldent exist...

what if all anime was destroyed
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on March 02, 2007, 02:21:59 AM: Japan would resort to collecting trading cards with stupid pictures with fantastical creatures on them (wait...)

What if the world was flat?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 02, 2007, 01:33:33 PM: Then the laws of physics wouldnt work.

What if I didn't wander off for a couple days.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on March 02, 2007, 03:02:53 PM: Then you would in a couple of weeks

What if I had a thousand monkeys that could dance?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on March 02, 2007, 03:03:48 PM: They'd dance...ON YOUR GRAVE!!!

What if I started posting the story to my latest project?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on March 02, 2007, 03:17:27 PM: Then we would yell at you for not doing it sooner

What if I did not have to wear mandatory dress today because I wore the wrong shoes yesterday?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on March 02, 2007, 03:18:54 PM: LOL WHAT?

What if you told me what kind of school you were going to that they would make you do something so ridiculous?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on March 02, 2007, 07:12:52 PM: You would rotfl because my school is
^RETARDED

What if my school was cool
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on March 02, 2007, 11:05:45 PM: Then I would not be rotfl.

What if I was rotfl AND your school was awesome?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on March 03, 2007, 12:51:04 AM: we'd all be dead.

What if . . . . . . ? (yes . . . is my question)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 03, 2007, 02:42:53 AM: Then....would occur.

What if I was a smokin' hot model?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yukimora on March 03, 2007, 02:51:29 AM: then kai would break up with you or would have never met you

what if life was a anime
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 03, 2007, 04:03:05 AM: You'd have big shiny eyes and unaturally strong powers that let you throw knives and shoot them to make them go faster.

What if I were a samurai...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yukimora on March 03, 2007, 04:08:22 AM: you can wish all you want you fail

what if we found new humans
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 03, 2007, 04:20:35 AM: Then i'd make you date one of them!

What if Kaitenshin cheated on me with 13 hookers?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 03, 2007, 04:22:53 AM: Wish granted, WOOO HOOOO!

What if Kairei cheated on me with Dale?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yukimora on March 03, 2007, 04:24:47 AM: you would end up with gonagenacippaherpalaids and die a very slow painful death

what if i got a GF(gaurdian force)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 03, 2007, 04:26:44 AM: Then it would be that one Queztoquotal Bird from ff8. How useless.

What if there really was GF's?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 03, 2007, 04:34:16 AM: Then mine would beat yours repeatedly.

What if there were pokemon?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 03, 2007, 04:36:28 AM: Then I CHOOSE YOU! SNORLAX, GO!!

What if their were Gardens(ff8)?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yukimora on March 03, 2007, 04:39:59 AM: then we would all be badass seeds on a mission to save the world

what if i had wings...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 03, 2007, 04:42:14 AM: Then you would be a pie-bird.

What if you didn't say what if in the next sentence?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Master_of_Time on March 03, 2007, 05:09:12 AM: Then I wouldn't be following the 'rules' of the game.

What if I kept posting here instead of just vanishing after this one post?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 03, 2007, 03:01:12 PM: WTF why would you vanish?
But if you kept posting I would be tempted to bitch-slap you.

What if the latest fad was clothes made out of human hair?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 03, 2007, 03:59:34 PM: Then I would chop of all your hair and use it as a cup.

What if I just randomly exploded and the shratnel of by bones pierces your left eye?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 03, 2007, 04:01:03 PM: Then i'd have an eye patch and look super hot in it.

What if I turned into a bro-ho with star tattoos near my vagina?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 03, 2007, 04:05:05 PM: Then I'd go the dessert with you sll the time to go ridin' and then I'd like break 6 of my bones and become an invalid.

What if Kairei and I were married in the samurai times?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 03, 2007, 04:09:03 PM: Then we wouldn't be able to go 'FRODIN!! WATS UP BITCHES HIT ME UP ON MY MYSPACE PAYYYZ!!

What if I did get a tattoo (anywhere)?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 03, 2007, 04:11:46 PM: It'd have to look good it would make you more mature in a naughty way.

What if I had to go soon?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 03, 2007, 04:13:46 PM: THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU.

What if I am preggers?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 04, 2007, 07:45:11 AM: Then we'll go to Grandpup's, you know that.

What if I was preggo?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 05, 2007, 04:10:24 AM: Then i'd panic and not support you.

What if you killed our child?
Please don't do that...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on March 05, 2007, 04:11:22 AM: Then I'd say we'd get a lot less activity from Yukimora.

What if TAKE IT OFFFFF!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yukimora on March 05, 2007, 04:21:28 AM: then we would all go blind

what if i was a girl
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 05, 2007, 05:04:31 AM: Then i'd become confused.

What if I got pregnant from someone other than Kaitenshin?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on March 05, 2007, 05:05:50 AM: *walks away quickly*

What if.....Ugh. Brain fart.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yukimora on March 05, 2007, 05:17:03 AM: then you would have a smelly head

what if i lost my eye
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 05, 2007, 01:36:07 PM: Then I laugh at you and always approach you from your blind spot.

What if people could teleport?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zeriab on March 05, 2007, 01:56:27 PM: Then fewer people would drive in cars

What if /\ posted over 1000 posts within the next 24 hours?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 05, 2007, 01:58:30 PM: Than I'd not have to go to school today. Sweet.

What if aliens attacked the planet?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on March 05, 2007, 06:17:56 PM: Then they would steal our nuclear weapons and use them to blow a hole in the ozone layer, then we would all die.

What if a killer whale fed on nuclear waste, and became a giant killer whale with a taste for human flesh?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on March 05, 2007, 07:24:14 PM: That would be a funny movie.

What if my name was Dr_Sperm (requests)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irock on March 05, 2007, 07:25:40 PM: You would have less rep than you do now.

What if we lived on the moon?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on March 05, 2007, 07:33:49 PM: I would fucking kill you and chuck you down to earth.

What if he realized I have antirep and really Id have 45 rep. (Well 30, counting the people who dont know and derep me because they hate me, oh wait 40, because the people who dont know and rep me too)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 05, 2007, 08:26:30 PM: Then it would be the apocalypse.

What if my mother was a man?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irock on March 05, 2007, 08:30:53 PM: Quote from: Kaitenshin on March 05, 2007, 08:26:30 PM
Then it would be the apocalypse.

What if my mother was a man?

Then I would cry because I had sex with a man.

What if Al Gore became president in 2000?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yukimora on March 05, 2007, 08:34:51 PM: then there would be more terrorism and we would all retaliate

what if everyone didnt like pie
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 05, 2007, 08:40:09 PM: Then the the big bang would have never happened (It was the Mother Pie exploding).

What if somebody could give me extra access?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 06, 2007, 04:14:31 AM: Then you'd think it was gay.

What if I wanted to be a rapper when I grew up?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Lominisio on March 06, 2007, 04:17:57 AM: I'd hate you. Rap sucks. >.>

What if the creature in my avy existed?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on March 06, 2007, 04:19:05 AM: Then i'd beat the shit out of it.
What if cereal wasn't so damn tasty.

ACTAULLY TOO FUCKING BAD THATS IMPOSSIBLE.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 06, 2007, 04:37:20 AM: Quote from: Nouman on March 06, 2007, 04:19:05 AM
Then i'd beat the shit out of it.
What if cereal wasn't so damn tasty.

ACTAULLY TOO FUCKING BAD THATS IMPOSSIBLE.
OHHH LOOOOOL

What if you opened your cereal box to find that it's empty and you couldn't get any for a long while for...some reason?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yukimora on March 06, 2007, 03:21:54 PM: then you would be a very depressed person without cereal

what if pikachu did sizemictoss on a onyx
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on March 06, 2007, 07:36:40 PM: Then it would be the beastmoest pikachu and it throw you across the world one way and run the other way and catch you in Japan

What if Japan did not exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irock on March 06, 2007, 07:42:05 PM: Then I wouldn't have gone to the mall yesterday to buy a Wii game for my Wii because there would be no Wii to buy a Wii game for.

What if the PS3 wasn't failing?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on March 07, 2007, 08:31:49 PM: Then thousands of idiots would realize at the same time that they bought a piece of crap for way too much money.

What if school was never invented?
Title: ~
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 08, 2007, 04:12:08 AM: Then we'd all be dumb.

What if I wasnt busy?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on March 08, 2007, 02:32:24 PM: Then youd be having fun

What if kittens were not funny and cute? (which could never happen without a miracle)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on March 08, 2007, 02:45:01 PM: then they woulc suck

what if I wasn't so great?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dark Dragon X on March 08, 2007, 05:34:17 PM: then you wouldn't be great XD
what if Input.trigger?(Input::C
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on March 08, 2007, 06:20:15 PM: Then I Would come out of the Computer and Kill you with my Onion Stick!!!

What if I took over the World from the Past And Named America as Siomerica!!! XDDD
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dark Dragon X on March 08, 2007, 06:32:35 PM: The Brits would run away XD
what if Britny spairs gets her hair back ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 09, 2007, 02:26:54 AM: I'll stab her to death.

What if that became an award winning documentary? You know, me stabbing brittney spears to death with a rusty rapier.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on March 09, 2007, 10:29:46 AM: We'd all be like "Im leaving the gay forums (NO WAYZ RMRK ITZ TEH FO'SHIZZLEZ) But anyway we all leave because you'd turn the place into like a natural BoE Farm

What if God made a borito that even he himself couldn't eat it
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on March 09, 2007, 03:35:31 PM: Then me, the burrito man, would eat the burrito, fart and make the whole world gag.

What if I "borrowed" fifty tanks?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dark Dragon X on March 09, 2007, 03:47:27 PM: then I'll say my prayers :tpg:
What if Forcystuts DID "borrow" fifty tanks ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 09, 2007, 04:20:22 PM: Then you'd say you're prayers

WHAT IF HE WOULDNT SAY HIS PRAYERS!?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dark Dragon X on March 09, 2007, 04:30:44 PM: Then I wouldn't have said my prayers
What if I get my OWN tooth brush ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Lominisio on March 09, 2007, 04:32:20 PM: Then you wouldn't have to use the toilet cleaner! :D

What if Silverline lost his Admin powers?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on March 10, 2007, 02:05:50 PM: Uh...probably nothing

What if I had a nuclear missle?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dark Dragon X on March 10, 2007, 06:53:42 PM: Then I wouldn't have time to say my prayers XD
What if I had a nuclear missile ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 10, 2007, 11:44:57 PM: It would blow up.

What if I didn't get totally hammered last night?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on March 12, 2007, 05:11:30 PM: Then you would get hammered the next night

What if I could fly?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on March 12, 2007, 09:39:57 PM: Then, I'd Rip your Wings with My Baka-Fan :tpg:

What if I could Kill People with my Baka-Fan?! =D
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dark Dragon X on March 16, 2007, 08:11:10 PM: Then you would touch the skyyyyy
what if I become a moderator ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: oneray on March 16, 2007, 09:47:12 PM: What if I became the ruler of the world...and everyone becomes my slave...and I get do anything I want with all the women. ;8
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 17, 2007, 04:22:59 AM: You'd get AIDS.

What if I was eating a baby right now?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: oneray on March 17, 2007, 05:46:42 PM: Then I will use protection.

Babies...i don't think they taste good...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: lamont on March 18, 2007, 12:59:08 AM: what if cats were really fat and could fly? lol
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 18, 2007, 11:59:41 AM: Then Dogs would be thin and would go underground.

What if I 'Came'?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 18, 2007, 02:27:40 PM: I'd watch...

What if I had more Pr0n?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: lamont on March 18, 2007, 03:18:28 PM: then you would be chat of the day!

what if fu's pr0n vanished?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 18, 2007, 03:27:22 PM: I'd go on a rampage.

What if people stopped calling me fu? Seriously, I said it would be okay for a month to call me that out of habit, but quit, it's getting meh nerves finally.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: lamont on March 18, 2007, 03:37:26 PM: youd go crazy XD
(sorry i didnt notice your name had changed ill keep that in mind :P)

What if...the forums were deleted :'(
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 18, 2007, 03:43:10 PM: I'd rape silver untill he got things working again.

What if some one taped it then sold copied and became rich as all hell?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on March 19, 2007, 05:09:51 PM: Then i would scalp that person, stab them to death and get all their money.

What if I formed a terrorist group?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Amalgamadora on March 19, 2007, 05:25:54 PM: Your new clothing fashion would consist of the Middle East's replica of American Eagle, commonly known as Die Na Mite.

What if flatulations were fatally toxic?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: oneray on March 19, 2007, 10:47:37 PM: what is ass duckies is actually a hore house full of hot goth babes who just want it hardcore? ;8
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: cobragamer on March 20, 2007, 12:34:38 AM: Then I would live there

what if snakes on a plane turned into Jeopardy on a plane
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: oneray on March 20, 2007, 09:16:19 PM: I blow it up with my baby brother's rocket launcher.

What if I was your daddy?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: cobragamer on March 20, 2007, 09:37:45 PM: Then I would wonder if this was a dream and would probly run away.

What if your mom was a prostitute
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: lamont on March 20, 2007, 10:26:34 PM: then...she may get business?

what if peter pan lived with you
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: oneray on March 20, 2007, 10:47:43 PM: I would sell him to Cpt. Hook.

What if the seven drawfs stood naked outside your door asking, "You are the centre in our GANG BANG!"
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JFloyd on March 21, 2007, 01:46:42 AM: I'd Run.....run so far away.

What if everything that wasnt edible was...like concrete, and glass....even though we all know glass tastes like a party in your mouth, and everyone just came from a baseball game, so they have spiked metal cleets on.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: cobragamer on March 21, 2007, 01:54:30 AM: I would say what the heck are you talking about.

What if my computer just emailed me porn
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JFloyd on March 21, 2007, 08:38:18 PM: You would open it.....duh.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: lamont on March 21, 2007, 08:44:17 PM: lol rpg XD

anyway what happens if computers didnt exist
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: oneray on March 21, 2007, 08:49:02 PM: we would peeking in the girl bathroom

What if women had no holes?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 22, 2007, 12:04:57 AM: I'd be pissed off.

What if I was working on Soul Refrian Complete?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JFloyd on March 22, 2007, 01:24:32 AM: I would say" What is that?"
What if pig's flew, and we rode them as mounts, and they had +5 awesomeness?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 22, 2007, 04:56:23 PM: Thne I'd have to talk to my DM about that.

What if Bill Cosby raped you?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JFloyd on March 22, 2007, 08:23:07 PM: He'd say don't drop the puddin' pop

What if I acctually complete'd Celestial Tournement game and added a multiplayer version?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: cobragamer on March 22, 2007, 10:05:06 PM: Then you would party

What if I was not awesome
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: oneray on March 22, 2007, 11:02:59 PM: LOL Bill Crosby! Super random.

I would continue on with my life.

What if I am some hot chick who is willing to come over and give you a what you want?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Miiiickcats on March 23, 2007, 12:14:37 AM: Id shoot myself because Id be cheating. ;D

What if Tom Cruise got powers and killed everybody but the women and raped them?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JFloyd on March 23, 2007, 01:09:58 AM: The fat chick's heads would explode!

What if jesus was living right now and didnt know anything about techknowledgy!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 23, 2007, 01:25:15 AM: I'd kick his ass for being a douche.

What if they were afriad of your blackness?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JFloyd on March 23, 2007, 01:32:47 AM: I'm Black?!?!

What if we never existed!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 23, 2007, 01:38:17 AM: Then Thor would still kick ass.

What if they were afraid of my fatness?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: cobragamer on March 23, 2007, 02:11:08 AM: Then I would to

What if I peed on the rug
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on March 23, 2007, 05:00:00 PM: I'd spank you and say, "Bad boy!"

What if I was female?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: oneray on March 23, 2007, 10:30:15 PM: I ask you if to meet me in a dark alley and strip naked and wait until someone gives you some love.

What if anime babes were real?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 23, 2007, 11:57:00 PM: I'd be geting hentai hookers or something.

What if you put the shim sham in the flim flam?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on March 24, 2007, 06:45:54 AM: I'd die in an explosion.

What if I died in an explosion?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 24, 2007, 12:51:32 PM: then you'd be dead.

What if he died but wasnt dead, and not even any ghost sorta person?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JAP on March 24, 2007, 01:05:25 PM: He will suffer for all eternity, I guess.

What if he really suffer for all eternity?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on March 24, 2007, 01:45:03 PM: I'd make sure I didn't. :evil:

What if I was duck's ass?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on March 24, 2007, 02:15:04 PM: then I'd be Psyduck :=:

What if I eat a Vanilla H Icecream? >=d
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on March 24, 2007, 02:31:32 PM: I'd take it away from you.

What if the unverse was nothing but a ginormous spherical pizza?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Nightwolf on March 24, 2007, 02:41:40 PM: Then our race would be "Toppings" not "Humans"

What if piddzaas had no cheeez?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on March 24, 2007, 02:46:21 PM: Then We would had to eat Milk as replacement of Cheeez ;__;

What if There were No Extension Games? =O
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 24, 2007, 10:00:33 PM: Then it would be the apocalypse.

What if the extension game no longer extends?(!)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JFloyd on March 25, 2007, 02:59:23 AM: It'd be a game!

What if computers worked using pie instead of the motherboard etc.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Morris Lawry on March 25, 2007, 03:40:55 AM: then i'd have eaten my damn pie

what if?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Lominisio on March 25, 2007, 03:56:20 AM: Then.

What if Blizzard came to your house and knocked on your door?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JFloyd on March 25, 2007, 04:00:34 AM: I'd have enough cream to make the pie for my computer....

What if blazzard had boobs!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: cobragamer on March 25, 2007, 04:22:42 PM: Then I woul slap him

What if there was your mom next to the screen
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 26, 2007, 01:23:21 AM: I'd fart again.

What if I was eating babies right now?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JFloyd on March 26, 2007, 01:27:02 AM: I'd ask you if you remember'd the mango glaze.

What if babies were legal to eat?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 26, 2007, 07:39:42 PM: Then I'd have delicious baby back ribs.

What if I told you I was the mother pie herself?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 26, 2007, 07:46:10 PM: Then I'd eat you.

What if I had more rep?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JFloyd on March 26, 2007, 07:58:54 PM: You'd be happy!

What if I could give rep!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 26, 2007, 10:04:49 PM: Then I would have lots.

What if diseased rat mucus from a fat gay Frenchman got into my Snickers?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on March 27, 2007, 06:39:44 PM: then you'd be a zombie who hates Americans.

What if life was just a dream?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Lavata on March 27, 2007, 06:44:01 PM: Then that dream stinks =\

What if I was a robot?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 27, 2007, 07:35:24 PM: Then it would be the Matrix (?)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on March 27, 2007, 08:08:46 PM: What if Kaitenshin finished his post?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Lavata on March 27, 2007, 08:16:12 PM: Then I would know what to do.

What if I knew what to do?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on March 27, 2007, 08:20:25 PM: Then you we would both know what to do?

What if Kaitenshin didn't ruin this topic by not following the rules?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 27, 2007, 10:31:08 PM: Uh, then I'd be happy.

What if I assassinated Irgna?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on March 27, 2007, 10:49:01 PM: Then you'de go to jail for murdering the president.

What if Kaitenshin went to jail for killing the president?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 27, 2007, 10:50:54 PM: Than I'd break out with Yukimora and kill the creator of Naruto.

What if I REALLY did kill Masashi Kishimoto?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on March 27, 2007, 10:53:03 PM: Then hundreds of thousands of Naruto fans would be on you like a pack of hungry wolf on a bleeding deer.

What if that last line wasn't so stupid sounding?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 27, 2007, 10:57:17 PM: Then you would have gotten popular and rich and famous and would eventually surpass Blizzard's scripting skills.

What if I unsheathed my sword and committed seppuku?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on March 27, 2007, 10:58:20 PM: What if you followed the rules for this topic like you forgot to before?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 27, 2007, 11:00:34 PM: Than you would be less pissed at me? :tpg:

What if?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Lavata on March 27, 2007, 11:35:40 PM: I don't know o.o

What if the world collided with the sun?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 28, 2007, 02:39:29 AM: Then a really awesome explosion would happen.

What if I started coming here everyday again.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 28, 2007, 08:07:22 PM: Then you'd be the only one on.

What if Jesus was a crippled donkey?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 29, 2007, 08:17:54 PM: I'd drop kick him.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on March 30, 2007, 01:19:16 AM: What if people followed the rules here?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 30, 2007, 03:43:38 AM: Then it would be boring.....

What if Silver died?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on March 30, 2007, 02:05:40 PM: Then I would be answering this question again (look back a few pages)

What if Chuck Norris was my bodyguard?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Lavata on March 30, 2007, 07:38:12 PM: Then you would rule the universe.

What if there were no such things as TV, beer, and computers?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JAP on March 31, 2007, 12:07:45 AM: It's sure that life is not lively anymore.

What if I'm a boy?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on March 31, 2007, 12:39:59 AM: Then I'd eat my shoe.
What if I was Bill Gates?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JAP on March 31, 2007, 12:44:01 AM: Then RMRK will be famous.

What if everything was made from machine?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on March 31, 2007, 12:49:17 AM: Then I'd be a robot.
What if I ruled the earth?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JAP on March 31, 2007, 01:01:18 AM: That'll be cool.

What if there's no music in this earth?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irock on March 31, 2007, 01:06:44 AM: Then video games would be extremely boring.

What if we were 2 dimensional?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JAP on March 31, 2007, 01:08:45 AM: I'll be one of those game's main character art.

What if everything is made from paper?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Drift on March 31, 2007, 01:10:11 AM: Then we'd never run out.

What if my game became the next Final Fantasy?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JAP on March 31, 2007, 01:12:37 AM: I'm sure that's impossible. LOL, j/k.

What if RMRK has it's own official company building?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Drift on March 31, 2007, 01:18:08 AM: W'd have to pay rent.

(BTW,
Quote
I'm sure that's impossible.
I know it'll never happen. ;D)

What if I actually was Baron Samedi?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JAP on March 31, 2007, 01:21:41 AM: I don't even know him.

What if RPG Maker XP 2 was available?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Drift on March 31, 2007, 01:23:00 AM: It would be called RPG Maker Vista.
Baron Samedi is the Voodoo God of the Undead. ;D)

What if a new country was discovered?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JAP on March 31, 2007, 01:32:45 AM: It's Atlantis, maybe.

What if Windows Blackbox is out already?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on March 31, 2007, 03:16:46 AM: What if...what?

What if my project gained SO MUCH MOMENTUM that every Mega Man community on the internet was holding their breath in anticipation??

(LOL Yeah right...)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 31, 2007, 03:29:52 AM: Then you'd probably become UBER RICH.

What if Gilga hadn't kicked you down those stairs?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Lominisio on April 01, 2007, 03:47:03 AM: He'd fall off his chair?

What if flying turtles ruled the world?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on April 01, 2007, 03:49:30 AM: Than I'd develop a race of flying sharks with anti-turtle teeth.

What if I put freakin lazers on my sharks.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Lominisio on April 01, 2007, 03:52:01 AM: The flying turtles would develop mirrored stainless steel shells to protect themselves from your shark's teeth and lasors! :o

What if my turtles got death charges?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on April 01, 2007, 03:53:35 AM: Then I'd develop invincible sharks that will always be one step ahead of your turtles.

What if sharks were communist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on April 01, 2007, 03:56:55 AM: ....IT'S A LIE.

What if this guy had a face and words?

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Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on April 01, 2007, 04:03:34 AM: Then you would need to post it in my girlfriends (Kairei's) topic.

What if Hitler's Left testicle was planning to take over the world?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on April 01, 2007, 04:03:43 AM: Then he'd be the Kool-Aid Man.
What if we all lived in a video game?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on April 01, 2007, 04:08:02 AM: Then WE WOULD NEVER DIE! And i'd kill you, so you better save before it.

What if we had lazer gun technology in 10 years?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on April 01, 2007, 04:09:15 AM: Then I'd shoot you till you looked like swiss cheese.
What if RMRK had 3,231 members?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on April 01, 2007, 04:11:41 AM: Then it'd be right.

What if Swiss Cheese tasted like commie Sharks?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on April 01, 2007, 04:13:03 AM: IDK...
What if I understood what you just said?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on April 01, 2007, 04:25:14 AM: Than you would die from it's complexity.

What if Irgna was a legendary hooker from the Mist Village?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on April 01, 2007, 04:27:25 AM: Then you I would start scaring myself.
What if Kaitenshin didn't insult himself twice earlier in this topic (look back, you'll see what I'm talking about)?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 01, 2007, 06:27:40 AM: Then I still wouldn't give a fuck.

What if that porn of me some how circulated the forums?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Grafikal on April 01, 2007, 07:07:20 AM: then i might put it on youtube.

what if george bush was my mom............?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Holkeye on April 01, 2007, 07:43:44 AM: Then he'd have two pussies. The one between his legs, and Dick Cheney.

What if when crabs had sex, they got pubic people?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JAP on April 01, 2007, 07:56:42 AM: Then I'll LOL till dusk. LOL.

What if The Sims 2's WooHoo was not censored?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Snailer on April 01, 2007, 01:24:03 PM: Than we would all stop playing the Sims

What if I was Arl ??
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Grafikal on April 01, 2007, 04:44:53 PM: i don't know, cause right now, i think everyone is..... all the posts are from you...except not... its confusing me.

what if 'what if' didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Lavata on April 01, 2007, 04:54:56 PM: Then the purpose of asking "what if?' in a what if topic would not exist.

What if "What if" didn't not exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Snailer on April 01, 2007, 06:01:23 PM: Than you would ask the question - "What if "What if" didn't not exist?"

What if I was like a moron ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on April 01, 2007, 06:36:55 PM: then I would be a moron..

what if ...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 01, 2007, 07:08:05 PM: Then !!?!?!?!?!???

What I rebembered what I did in my drunken haze last night?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: cobragamer on April 01, 2007, 07:54:53 PM: then you would die again
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Holkeye on April 01, 2007, 08:04:19 PM: I don't know how you managed to do it, but you did. You failed this post. I'll bail you out though.

What if cobragamer forgot to ask a what if question?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on April 01, 2007, 08:13:23 PM: Then I wouldn't know what the hell your talking about becuase I cant tell who is who.

What if Holkeye just posted above me?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yoruichi Shihoin on April 03, 2007, 11:58:36 AM: Then You'd Be a Good Reader ? O_O

What If Bill Gates Was Poor? ???
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Grafikal on April 03, 2007, 02:56:02 PM: POOR? how would that even happen!? he knows no such thing as 'POOR'! What is this 'POOR' you speak of!?

What if Bill Gates was even richer?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JFloyd on April 03, 2007, 10:56:17 PM: Quote from: grafikal007 on April 03, 2007, 02:56:02 PM
POOR? how would that even happen!? he knows no such thing as 'POOR'! What is this 'POOR' you speak of!?

What if Bill Gates was even richer?
~Head explodes due to thought of that~
Hey, you were right....gnomes and lazors do equal to explosions!!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JAP on April 03, 2007, 11:09:40 PM: Question, please?

What if IE was banned from the net community?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: WcW on April 03, 2007, 11:14:45 PM: Then this would never have been posted.

What if our computers are really plotting against us, and there first move was to hijack everything digital that was related to comedy and use it against us?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Grafikal on April 04, 2007, 12:27:01 AM: you wouldn't be the only guywithproblems if that happened.

what if? at that's allll there was . . . . . .
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on April 04, 2007, 01:10:47 AM: Then That would be All I can say for it ::)

What If I was You.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Grafikal on April 04, 2007, 01:14:31 AM: well, then u'd be a guy, and go to art college. and make icons and stuff. :P

what if a person wrote a full sentence in 'smilies' and EVERYONE understood it?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kokowam on April 04, 2007, 01:16:25 AM: Then everyone would have telepathic powers.

What if tomorrow you decide to eat your breakfast by throwing it into the air, shooting it up, and then trying to get the pieces?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Holkeye on April 04, 2007, 01:27:32 AM: Then I'd better be a good catch.

What if unintelligent people didn't make an account here and then go directly to ID, and post nonsense?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kokowam on April 04, 2007, 01:30:00 AM: They'd be moved to spam. Or, also, then things would just be as they are now. XD Jkkkk People there are too smart for me so I just try to avoid it :P

What if intelligent people didn't make an accuont here and then go directly to Spam and post smart stuff?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Yoruichi Shihoin on April 04, 2007, 01:54:04 AM: Then... It Wouldnt Be Spam I'd Be... Something else O_O

What If jesus Come To Earth And Killed Bush And Became The President? :police:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Grafikal on April 04, 2007, 01:59:08 AM: then the courts would impeach him for being religious, because of 'separation of church and state'...but hes fucking JESUS so he'd be like...'fuck u' " LIGHTNING BOLT! " and then he'd still be president.

what if telephones were GIANT FLAMING VAGINAS!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JAP on April 04, 2007, 02:28:36 AM: Then I'll trash them all without any doubts.

What if water is NOT water?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on April 04, 2007, 04:10:13 AM: Then we would be a Sack of Something else that is Not Water ::)

What if a Giant Gorrilla Invaded RMRK?! 0_0
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JAP on April 04, 2007, 04:40:27 AM: Then the knights of RMRK will fight it!

...

Is there any? O.o

What if RMRK's games goes commercial?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on April 04, 2007, 06:36:59 AM: Then I'd be a rich ass Mo-Fo.

What if we started world war III so war game developers would have new material?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Snailer on April 04, 2007, 02:49:32 PM: WE WOULD HAVE REALLY COOL GAMES !

What if George Bush was jumping ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Grafikal on April 04, 2007, 02:53:45 PM: if off a cliff...then this is what he'd look like v

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what if people could only see using their fingers?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on April 04, 2007, 04:21:45 PM: Then I would be seeing my ballz right now.

What if people could type with their balls?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Grafikal on April 04, 2007, 04:28:41 PM: taht wulod ltos and ltos of fun$

aw man, that's hard to do...

what if every color was actually its compliment color? (ie. green/red, blue/orange, purple/yellow)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on April 05, 2007, 04:57:04 PM: Then i'd fail in Art.

What if pencil weilding penguins attacked the forums?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on April 05, 2007, 06:52:28 PM: Then this forum would be ruled by flightless, tap-dancing birds who can draw.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irock on April 05, 2007, 07:02:36 PM: You forgot to ask what if. :'(
Now I have nothing to answer.

What if I had something to answer?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: :) on April 05, 2007, 07:04:21 PM: then you wouldn't post here.

What if I was spiderman?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on April 05, 2007, 07:39:48 PM: Then you'd be a freak of nature.

What if I didn't kill the "I Wish..." forum game?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 05, 2007, 11:39:27 PM: Then you'd be raped.

What if all I'm gonna do is binga bang boong my linga linga ling long?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on April 06, 2007, 12:40:47 PM: Then the bing bang boong gets all over the desk

What if that wasn't perverted?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Jalkson on April 06, 2007, 06:26:51 PM: Then he wouldn't be sexualbubblegum.

What if the world was square?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: shadowdude on April 06, 2007, 06:29:46 PM: god would be moving us around like a cubix cube.

What if the core of the earth was made of jelly.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Jalkson on April 06, 2007, 08:07:47 PM: Then we'd have a great time digging to china.

What if computers didn't exist? :o
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: shadowdude on April 06, 2007, 10:42:40 PM: I would stab the entire population to fill the empty void in my heart.

What if you had a penis instead of a hand
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Jalkson on April 06, 2007, 10:50:25 PM: We'd have a hell of a time whacking off.

What if we had noses instead of eyes?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: shadowdude on April 06, 2007, 10:58:36 PM: Everything would smell alot more, and you would be blind.

What if RMRK was shut down permanently?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Holkeye on April 06, 2007, 11:24:32 PM: Then I'd be sad.

What if dogs picked up human poop in plastic bags?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on April 06, 2007, 11:34:59 PM: Then I'd wake up.
What if?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Fiestin on April 07, 2007, 04:31:31 AM: what if what?

what if you dont go?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 08, 2007, 04:05:30 AM: Then I stay.

What if Fiestin figured out who the hell I am?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Djangonator on April 08, 2007, 04:08:34 AM: Then she'd know.

What if a dinosaur ate your foot?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 08, 2007, 04:10:52 AM: I'd gte a wooden one.

What I started spelling 'get' correctly?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Djangonator on April 08, 2007, 04:12:04 AM: We'd all be surprised.

What if we threw a suprise party about it?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 08, 2007, 04:13:15 AM: I'd get really drunk.

What if I wasn't out of booze?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Djangonator on April 08, 2007, 04:15:14 AM: You would not be on here.

What if you got drunk off of air?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 08, 2007, 04:16:35 AM: Then I'd be one happy sum'bitch.

what if my dog stopped secksing the cats?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Djangonator on April 08, 2007, 04:18:07 AM: Then the how Catdog never would have been born.

What if Nickelodeon didn't suck balls?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 08, 2007, 04:19:20 AM: Then they'd just suck camel cock.

What if Cigs CURED cancer?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Djangonator on April 08, 2007, 04:20:42 AM: Then tons of people would be smoking.

What if tons of people were smoking...hot?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 08, 2007, 04:23:45 AM: I wouldn't have people to p[oint and laugh at anymore.

What if The Pope admitted Jesus wasn't real?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on April 08, 2007, 10:55:44 PM: Then I would kill, because Jesus is real, I DONT CARE WHATS YOU SAY ;9

What if the pop was murdered?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: biohazard on April 08, 2007, 10:58:17 PM: Then I would have to buy some more Pepsi.

What if asian men had large genitalia?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: oneray on April 10, 2007, 10:58:33 PM: Then they would masturbate in public.

What if an old man told me his lost puppy was in my pants?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Cody on June 04, 2007, 02:56:17 AM: Then that old man may very well be a sexual predator and a child molestor. As well as a con-man hiding from the government, and the police for beating his wife and raping his child.

What if someone actually remembered me?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on June 04, 2007, 01:34:42 PM: Then someone would remember you (Who ARE you?).

What if I actually complete my New Years resolution for this year to buy and beat all of the numbered Final Fantasy games in order (except XI)?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on June 14, 2007, 08:06:10 PM: Then U still be left to complete XI....

What if I Came out of the Computer and Ate all of you after this Post? =D
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Irgna on June 14, 2007, 08:57:07 PM: Then I would be your lunch.
What if I could manage to figure out how to use Blender?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: oneray on June 15, 2007, 02:46:34 AM: Then you would blend your dick by mistake.
What if I could make love to a lamp post?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on June 16, 2007, 01:36:26 AM: Then you would, and you have some pretty bright kids (HAHAHAHAHa...its not funny, DONT LAUGH FOOL)

What if I was pimp :o
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on June 19, 2007, 04:49:03 AM: Then u'd be Pimpy xD

What if I was...Green?! !_!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: oneray on June 19, 2007, 11:29:20 PM: I would touch you.

What if my penis fell off?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Leventhan on June 20, 2007, 02:31:29 PM: Then you'd grow an ass.

What if I submitted h***** in the resources section ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on June 26, 2007, 03:47:08 AM: Then u;d walk The Plank +___+

What if Space Turkeys comes and Takes over the World?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on June 26, 2007, 08:27:51 PM: Then Thanksgiving would be a horrible and bloody day.

What if I was a :mex: ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Leventhan on June 27, 2007, 04:10:47 AM: Then you'd be jumping right now. ;D-jumping bean lol

What if tommorow will be End of The World ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zainox on June 27, 2007, 11:15:14 AM: We would be F#@*ed

What if monkeys took over the world...
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Esmeralda on June 27, 2007, 11:22:04 AM: It would be made into another movie.

What if I had three hands?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Leventhan on July 01, 2007, 02:08:38 PM: Then while your left hand is typing in your keyboard, and your right hand is clicking the mouse looking for porn, your other hand will be in your pants. :o

What if tommorow is yesterday?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on July 02, 2007, 03:07:52 AM: Then Today is Tomorrow and so on.

What if Mini-Ninjas appeared and fighted with Mini-Pirates at my room right now 0_o
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Leventhan on July 02, 2007, 01:27:44 PM: Then blood and gore will spread all over your room !
Pirates will win !

What if I shot my cannon out of your computer monitor ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 24, 2007, 09:42:53 AM: then ouch seriously :(

what if women are now controlling the world(NO,THEY'RE NOT!!)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 24, 2007, 09:47:02 AM: The world would be a better place.

What if J.P. Mcpuffenmeyer was here?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:41:42 AM: This world would be a better place? lol.

What if I were the adminstrator of RMRK? (I know I know, be prepared for LOADS OF CRAP!) lol
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 31, 2007, 05:40:52 AM: then this will be heaven haha ilu bro

what there was no women on earth?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Ofdensen on December 31, 2007, 05:43:12 AM: Then only the gay will survive, that is until they die... then no ppl left lolol... oh gawd, i forgot about all that testube synthetic stem cell crud lol. Now u got me thinking.

What if Diet coke was actually good for you?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 31, 2007, 05:44:24 AM: well..cool then

what if you'd live in Quebec?

Spoiler for:
i know the answer. we'll dominate ;)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Ofdensen on December 31, 2007, 05:46:07 AM: It would be its own damn country, and I would so lead it.

What if quebec was its own country
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 31, 2007, 05:48:52 AM: then i'll make a thread because it's gonna be too long to explain.

what if you spoke french?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Ofdensen on December 31, 2007, 05:50:46 AM: I would be bylingual, What if you spoke your own language?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 31, 2007, 08:30:49 AM: I wuld spek emerikin.

wut if u was lik shot?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: HolyQuebec on January 02, 2008, 12:03:37 AM: the world would end!!

what if it was raining chocolate =O
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Ofdensen on January 02, 2008, 12:12:21 AM: Quote from: HolyQuebec on January 02, 2008, 12:03:37 AM
the world would end!!

What if choclate was good for you
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Ruzu on January 02, 2008, 01:06:40 AM: i wouldn't eat it
What if chocolate ate your house
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: HolyQuebec on January 02, 2008, 01:28:53 PM: guess i'm fucked.LOL
what if it was raining frogs =O
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on January 02, 2008, 01:45:13 PM: Then I would call for Moses to come save me.

What if it was snowing yellow snow?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Ruzu on January 02, 2008, 01:48:29 PM: I'd get me an umbrella and some rubber clothing.

What if you were locked in the mall with zombies?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on January 02, 2008, 09:20:09 PM: You'd wake up and realize the Dead Rising has been giving you nightmares again.

What if you were trapped on an island with countless zombies, undead creatures, and biological monsters?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Ofdensen on January 02, 2008, 10:07:23 PM: Zombies, there the dumbest, and funnest to kill.

Would you rather Be A zombie? or a monster? If you could see what you were doing?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: HolyQuebec on January 04, 2008, 02:26:33 AM: a zombie. at least I guess i'm already dead, but i'll ''live'' forever yay!

would you rather be a woman with a penis, or a man with a vagina?
(LOLL)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on January 04, 2008, 12:50:13 PM: Um, guys? This is the "What if..." thread, not the "Would you rather...?" thread. You're supposed to answer what would happen if something occured, not ask what they would rather choose.

What if Blizzard came back to RMRK?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: veltonvelton on May 07, 2008, 04:40:33 PM: WHOA
WHEN DID BLIZZARD LEAVE??
AGHH i loved that guy :(

he helped me when i was sad.. :)

..ANYWAY..

then we would have one of the best crankeye members back
he was my second favourite..

what if the peice of toast i was eating this morning came to life :O
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 07, 2008, 04:46:02 PM: It will burst out your stomach, and your blood and guts will be spilled everywhere.

What if kids had guns and randomly killing people?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 07, 2008, 04:47:01 PM: That would be my Middle School :tpg:

What if I found teh woman of mah dreamz?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 07, 2008, 04:50:53 PM: She'll say no, when you ask her to have your babies.

What if SBX's dream girl said yes?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 07, 2008, 04:51:56 PM: She'd be having TEN of them. Yes I want no less than ten children.

What if Jesus was Buddhist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 07, 2008, 04:57:52 PM: Then the world would be buddhist than christians.

What if pr0n didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 07, 2008, 05:01:45 PM: People would eb much more pissed off.

What if THE MATRIX HAS YOU?!?!?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 08, 2008, 02:21:57 AM: Then it would be a worldwide hit + a 5 sequels.

What if RMRK didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 08, 2008, 05:13:34 AM: Then we'd be posting on other forums.

What if every one finally admitted that Rap isn't music?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 08, 2008, 05:12:43 PM: No difference.

What if Earth was destroyed?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 08, 2008, 07:30:21 PM: I'd apologise immediately for destroying it.

What if Roph was really Odin?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on May 09, 2008, 11:24:18 PM: He'd still be killed by Seifer in FF8 :V

What if I lived under your bed?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 10, 2008, 05:11:25 AM: I'd have a Kilt with a fucking Fox Pelt on it for making that Gif.

What if I had that awesome kilt and wore it with my monocle?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 10, 2008, 04:27:28 PM: No difference, because you already have it.

What if SBX's pr0n was deleted?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: The Shadow on May 10, 2008, 07:46:53 PM: Then the world would never be the same again.

What if I told you the meaning of live after death?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 10, 2008, 08:15:12 PM: I'd shrug because I already know the answer.

What if giant penises just started flying in the sky shooting lazers at random people?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: The Shadow on May 10, 2008, 08:45:23 PM: Then we are doomed.

What if the world was dust corn in another universe?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 10, 2008, 08:47:04 PM: Then I'd fart for no reason.

What if... MOUSTACHE FORCE ASSEMBLE!?!?!?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: The Shadow on May 10, 2008, 09:27:15 PM: Then we are revived from the doom.

What if the world was flat?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 10, 2008, 09:33:41 PM: Then it would be renamed 'your moms chest' OHHHHHH!

What if I was shaving my junk while typing?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: The Shadow on May 10, 2008, 09:36:27 PM: Then your junk will be shaved in the last 10 minutes.

What if the power level is over 9000?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 10, 2008, 09:40:45 PM: Oh it's been over 9000 since I got that monocle.

What if..... QWERTY?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: The Shadow on May 10, 2008, 09:42:25 PM: Then ?YTREWQ

What if :) was changed for :D
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 10, 2008, 10:06:55 PM: Then :shaft:

What if ;8
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: tSwitch on May 11, 2008, 03:00:41 AM: then :irock:

what if I had a better laptop
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 11, 2008, 03:02:15 AM: Than I'd gank it to be a dick.

What if people figured out saying 'stop right there criminal scum' to me doesn't fucking work?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: tSwitch on May 11, 2008, 03:03:41 AM: then theyd actually catch you

what if :-[
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 11, 2008, 03:13:19 AM: Then :tpg:

What if.... MOUSTCHE FORCE ASSEMBLE?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: tSwitch on May 11, 2008, 03:14:26 AM: then I'd crash the party

what if
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 11, 2008, 03:18:16 AM: MOUSTACHE FORCE ASSEMBLE!

What if.... FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on May 11, 2008, 02:00:34 PM: Then you'd get sued by the people who made Zero Wing.

What if it was mother's day today?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 11, 2008, 02:05:14 PM: Then, we would have to go shopping, a lot...

What if justice didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: tSwitch on May 11, 2008, 04:12:35 PM: then it would be FOR GREAT BACON!

what if bacon?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: The Shadow on May 11, 2008, 04:19:47 PM: Then Egg.

What if I was you?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: tSwitch on May 11, 2008, 04:22:00 PM: then you would be me

what if BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 11, 2008, 06:28:05 PM: Then ;8

What if :mex:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: The Shadow on May 11, 2008, 07:00:25 PM: Then :sb:

What if God was a lady?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on May 11, 2008, 11:37:28 PM: Then God would be a Goddess.

What if I gave out free porn?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 12, 2008, 01:44:10 AM: Then I'd spooge on you.

What if my spooge cured cancer?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 12, 2008, 02:45:36 AM: Then you would have no cancer...

What if SBX was the admin?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 12, 2008, 02:48:25 AM: The world would go boom.

What if I had a top hat to match my monocle.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 12, 2008, 02:51:17 AM: Then you would be classier.

What if nothing happened?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 12, 2008, 02:52:32 AM: Then we'd be bored.

What if Roph got a Monocle?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Leventhan on May 12, 2008, 09:12:22 AM: The Crankeye.net would be Monocleye.net :-X

What if barbie dolls conquered the world we are in now?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: The Shadow on May 12, 2008, 09:55:54 AM: Then the intelligence status of the worlds population would decrease.

What If the world was 10% Soda?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 12, 2008, 10:35:55 AM: I'd be a very happy man.

What if :aryan:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: The Shadow on May 13, 2008, 04:39:40 PM: Then :nono:

What if :spam:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 13, 2008, 10:55:10 PM: Then :tpg:

what if :o
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 14, 2008, 12:00:02 PM: Then :P

What if :blizj:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 14, 2008, 12:14:47 PM: Then :rk:

What if :police:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 14, 2008, 12:16:27 PM: Then ^-^

What if :bean:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kefka on May 15, 2008, 04:42:32 AM: nominating for awesomeness.

What if :irock: didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 15, 2008, 06:57:22 PM: Then no dick gap. >_>

What if Roph was the empreror of the world?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 15, 2008, 09:22:38 PM: I'd over throw him, because I'd douchebag like that.

What if we were HIGHLANDERS?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kefka on May 17, 2008, 05:49:49 AM: Death

what if SexualBubblegumX ruled the world?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SorceressKyrsty on May 17, 2008, 09:47:22 AM: Then every girl would be goth, and niagra falls will be filled with :pw: and all men would have to wear and moustache and a monacle and all who did not break the laws previously inflicted on us would be put in jail.

What if manga/anime was never invented?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Leventhan on May 17, 2008, 10:12:33 AM: Then we will live in a desu-less hentai-less anime-less sad, sad world. ;9
And Caro Ru Lushe would be sad.

What if Irock has no dick gap.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: strike on May 17, 2008, 10:20:15 AM: we would be short one goofy joke. :IROCK:

What if Irock manages to procreate some day? (the horror)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ceegamus on May 17, 2008, 02:17:02 PM: Then we know that there are some seriously desperate sluts out there.

What if we were all RMXP Characters?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on May 19, 2008, 12:33:14 PM: Someone would have a hell of a time trying to sprite me then.

What if [CENSORED]?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 20, 2008, 02:01:50 AM: Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnowthatsanass.com%2Fgallery%2F10-27-05-2%2Fthumbs%2Ftugjobs-sophia-08.jpg&hash=0fb462f9523c7f218d479672f8d90749d4421fbe)

What if I haven't shaved my junk in a week?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 20, 2008, 01:04:38 PM: Then it will be the end of the world.

What if someone drank too much :pw:?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Restaurant Sackboy on May 20, 2008, 01:13:43 PM: So I can post pr0n hear?
http://www.amateurcollegeteens.com/
Nuff said.
I thought let's remove the URL tags before some kid comes in.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on May 20, 2008, 09:04:05 PM: Quote from: DeathLockBM on May 20, 2008, 01:04:38 PM
Then it will be the end of the world.

What if someone drank too much :pw:?

Then... I would be... *hiccup* I would be... fuckin' drunk as hell, man... *hiccup*

What if I... oh Jesus Christ, fuck it. *passes out on the floor*
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 21, 2008, 02:08:57 AM: Then I poke you with a stick!

What if.... ::)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on May 21, 2008, 11:05:24 AM: Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2FZylos_eyeroll.gif&hash=6c005d7aa534ce818499c299da04a3c3e5650e59)

What if :yourmom:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 21, 2008, 03:50:41 PM: Then :kill:

What if :spam: didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 22, 2008, 12:25:22 AM: The world would become way too boring.

What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs60.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fh37%2FArmedslayer17%2Fth_roflcopter.png&hash=9bf3f4f567336f47320725ac2d9872e6d24c83cc)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on May 22, 2008, 12:49:46 PM: Then I would lol.

What if I needed something stronger than :pw: ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 22, 2008, 03:01:27 PM: Then jump of a cliff.

What if :pw: didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knight Rider on May 22, 2008, 03:45:19 PM: Then Fu would have a heart attack.

What if Invisible Cat exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 22, 2008, 03:51:31 PM: Its invisible, nothing really changes.

What if a cat was :djang: too much?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 22, 2008, 09:04:43 PM: I'd need to clean it up.

What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alyon.org%2Fgenerale%2Ftheatre%2Fcinema%2Faffiches_cinema%2Fp%2Fpoo-pro%2Fpopeye_the_sailor_man.jpg&hash=ae8d67982982be3df05595fb80f64e5507441388)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on May 23, 2008, 01:05:10 PM: Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2Fredx.gif&hash=e1221a756aa85b2d5ca1353f25c7c456125b8528)

What if you were accused of murder?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 23, 2008, 04:11:39 PM: Then I'd be ;8

What if toast was poisonous?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 23, 2008, 05:17:51 PM: Every one would be dead by now.

What if I wasn't a SAILOR MAN?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on May 24, 2008, 12:24:06 AM: Then I wouldn't be able to make any "sea man" jokes behind your back.

What if Mattsaysimafaggot wasn't such a faggot?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: tSwitch on May 24, 2008, 12:25:57 AM: then TIME PARADOX!

what if 4
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 24, 2008, 12:27:07 AM: Then 5

What if...
Y7W3u1Y8nj0
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ceegamus on May 27, 2008, 04:10:32 AM: Then I'm too damn lazy to watch the video.

What if Dogs were the dominant species?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 27, 2008, 04:59:41 AM: Then my dog would rule the land with an Iron first because he is the most angry/ suicadally aggresive.

What if.... :monkey:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on May 27, 2008, 08:06:53 PM: Then :bean:

What if Roph was god.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 28, 2008, 02:07:08 AM: Then He would have to Batlle Odin.

What if you got that thing i sent you?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 28, 2008, 03:29:19 AM: I'd send it back, since I have no idea what it is.

What if SBX wasn't sailor man?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 28, 2008, 03:33:24 AM: All the world's women would weep.

What if TROLLHAMMAREN?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 28, 2008, 12:49:51 PM: Then O_O.

What if :hurr:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ceegamus on May 28, 2008, 09:32:10 PM: Then I think of Arrow for some reason.

What if instead of using emotes, we actually asked "what if" questions?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kefka on May 29, 2008, 02:46:30 AM: This would happen to everyone.
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FEh1laOLLgA&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FEh1laOLLgA&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

What if :monkey: was not a god?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 29, 2008, 06:19:28 AM: Then NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if X Didn't kill meh in mmx3?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kefka on May 30, 2008, 02:04:10 AM: Then zero would of killed you.

What if theres a alternate universe that :monkey: wasn't a god?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 30, 2008, 02:05:19 AM: That universe would suck.

What if Kefka pooped gold?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kefka on May 30, 2008, 02:14:29 AM: Gold would be worthless and soupy sometimes.

What if mexicans quit trying to sell marijuana?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on May 30, 2008, 12:04:57 PM: Then they'd all be out of a job. :V

What if Fish Month was replaced with Bird Month?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 30, 2008, 05:23:40 PM: Then all the members with fish names, would change to bird names.

What if :facepalm:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on May 30, 2008, 11:54:42 PM: Then :facepalm:

What if all of the sudden, it started to rain drops of hot chocolate?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 31, 2008, 05:21:10 AM: I'd be a ROBOBIRD then.

What if anski admitted to being a terrorist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on May 31, 2008, 11:53:59 AM: Then you'd better sweep your house for bombs.

What if I needed a mug of coffee?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on May 31, 2008, 12:50:13 PM: Then I'd tell you, its better to drink :pw:.

What if Zylos was an artic wolf?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kefka on June 01, 2008, 02:23:48 AM: he could only dance with the arctic :monkey: .

What if naphe magically appear over and over again after being banned?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on June 01, 2008, 03:04:11 AM: The forums, some how, would catch fire, showing little fire gifs all over the forum, every half hour

What if I wanted a sandwich? (Which I do :D)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 01, 2008, 04:44:50 AM: I'd give you one for ten bucks...

What if Rama Lama Ding Dong?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knight Rider on June 01, 2008, 04:46:58 AM: Then you stay the hell away from me.

What if you see YuGiOh?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kefka on June 01, 2008, 03:41:29 PM: Your eyes would burn out your skull.

What if... :bean: + :mex: = (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi266.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii264%2Fqwekefka%2FOldMexibean.png&hash=a35aca47c057583def105a8780f0a1047b0caa06)?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 01, 2008, 03:52:05 PM: Then a new icon would be added to combined beans.

What if all banned members became unbanned?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 01, 2008, 10:16:13 PM: The moustache force would RE-ASSEMBLE!

What if I started getting drunk more?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ceegamus on June 02, 2008, 01:31:54 AM: Then you'd drunkenly rape some hooker.

What if you had to be a head living in a jar? (lol futurama)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 02, 2008, 01:57:17 AM: I'd join forces with Bender....

What if Tacos could talk?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kefka on June 02, 2008, 03:44:56 AM: I would continue eating burritos.

What if all the :pw: in the world was my piss?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 02, 2008, 03:46:43 AM: I'd tie you down so I would never run out of :pw:

What if I was nailing your mom?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 02, 2008, 11:06:13 AM: Then
Spoiler for:
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSBGX_gun.gif&hash=fa5efc20ae67105ec7106439f95159b1f9c10a2c)

What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_cryeyesout.gif&hash=4feee504fa2a73c66d1bcb09ff38b32e2486cb89)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 02, 2008, 12:54:42 PM: Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.serebiiforums.com%2Fimages%2Favatars%2Fanime%2FMudkipPose.png&hash=36bd1b0afa3ad135878e32f2632d15c102200bf4)

What If I didn't clean out my comp earlier?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 02, 2008, 01:14:21 PM: Then you would have a lot of viruses.

What if hackers didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 02, 2008, 01:16:29 PM: The interwebs would be boring.

What if the inerwebs NEVER got boring?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kefka on June 02, 2008, 02:30:44 PM: Its never boring because im on. Special hax :pw: any1?

What if couldn't get banned ever?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rune on June 02, 2008, 06:53:01 PM: Then we'd all just ignore your posts.

What if in the future, humans could inhale helium and fly?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 02, 2008, 10:33:16 PM: Then it would sound as though Mickey Mouse was flying through the air.

What if the internet didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kefka on June 02, 2008, 10:47:12 PM: I wouldn't of been able to post this.

What if :pw: ran out?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 02, 2008, 10:49:43 PM: Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_cryeyesout.gif&hash=4feee504fa2a73c66d1bcb09ff38b32e2486cb89)

What if :baww:
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on June 03, 2008, 12:21:08 AM: Then :a:

What if someone were to do :gib: + :mex: = ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 03, 2008, 01:37:07 AM: Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2Fquepasawr9.png&hash=61908844e91df9170027420b9954d4d242f7b8d7)

What if I was standing right behind you?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knight Rider on June 03, 2008, 01:50:59 AM: Then I will give you a hug.

What if :sb: + :bb: = ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kefka on June 03, 2008, 03:23:20 AM: :bb:

What if the questions on this thread don't make sense?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knight Rider on June 03, 2008, 03:30:53 AM: Then I'll slap you in the face.

What if you eat :cow: Burger?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on June 03, 2008, 03:32:42 AM: All burgers are made of cow.

What if cats started walking on their hind legs, started talking, and became a new race to Earth?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 03, 2008, 04:23:46 AM: Then I'd feel right at home.

What if Irock became a Super Administrator?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on June 03, 2008, 04:35:04 AM: Then RMRK Is reallly going downhills!!!!!! (No offence =X)

What if I was a diclonius & went on a killig spree? (See Elfen Lied if you don't understand what's a diclonious is)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Arrow on June 03, 2008, 06:28:28 AM: Arrow: "POR QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?"

What if I finally had a girlfriend- oh wait~ <3
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 03, 2008, 01:50:50 PM: You already have one, I think.

What if the bait shop was closed?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on June 03, 2008, 02:10:36 PM: Fish month would go on for another month :D

What if fish could fly and shoot lasers out of they're eyes?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SirJackRex on June 03, 2008, 06:19:02 PM: We'd regret that we ate so many of them! :lol:

What if kittens could sing?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 03, 2008, 11:56:30 PM: Then I'd take you to see the musical Cats.

Edit: What if I forgot to ask a "what if" question?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SirJackRex on June 04, 2008, 05:20:29 AM: The world ends.

What if Al Gore died in a horrific accident of freezing to death?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 04, 2008, 10:29:04 PM: I'd be so very happy.

What if I needed more caffine?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Forty on June 04, 2008, 10:34:14 PM: Then you would drink an energy drink

What if we were all super heros?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on June 05, 2008, 01:22:42 AM: Naphe would come back as a stronger villain, but he'd just get his ass whooped by the whole forum. Oh wait she is back...Whoops...

What if all of the sudden, there were zombies? :O
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 05, 2008, 01:33:53 AM: I'd eat livers instead of brains, because It's less gross.

What if Manowar did your mom?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SirJackRex on June 06, 2008, 02:09:03 AM: Quote from: Volt Catfish on June 04, 2008, 10:29:04 PM
I'd be so very happy.

Me too! :tpg:

She'd be ever so shocked

What if Djang wasn't fat?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 06, 2008, 08:23:53 PM: She would go to McDonalds to celebrate.

What if your computer got a virus if you opened this spoiler?
Spoiler for:
;8
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 06, 2008, 09:14:29 PM: Then ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8

What if the Master-Baiter (Zylos's Bait Shop) was destroyed?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 07, 2008, 12:52:51 AM: I'd be a sad Robofish

What if Darth Vader was your dad?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on June 07, 2008, 04:07:49 AM: I'd have the force :O

What if there was a raid on the forums of noobs?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 07, 2008, 04:08:41 AM: I'd get mah SWORD!

What if these Andy Cap's weren't stale?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 07, 2008, 01:33:40 PM: Then I still wouldn't eat them if I were you.

What if... (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_king.gif&hash=8286b853cc58e03479350d2aa4cf20a13158f246) ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on June 07, 2008, 09:51:20 PM: Zylosos would be king :O

What if...uh...pie...?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 07, 2008, 09:56:31 PM: Then... NOM NOM NOM!

What if Nouman was really Jesus?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on June 08, 2008, 11:11:01 AM: Then You wouldn't have a Harem C:

What if I don't put anything in this sentence at all? >=(
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SirJackRex on June 08, 2008, 08:23:39 PM: It'd be...THE END OF THE WORLD

What if the world ran out of tuna?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on June 08, 2008, 09:13:40 PM: We wouldn't have fishatarians anymore.

What if the world's electricity was ran by wind instead?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Leventhan on June 09, 2008, 07:28:52 AM: No more kites.

What if chocolates were apples?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 09, 2008, 07:31:54 AM: Then apples will be chocolate.

What if chocolate was fake?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 09, 2008, 11:59:29 AM: Then vanilla would become more popular.

What if Naphe the 2nd's account was real?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 09, 2008, 12:24:36 PM: Then we would be surprised.

What if everyone had nuclear power?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rune on June 09, 2008, 05:47:25 PM: Then we'd all have deformed offspring.

What if your sig didn't creep me out?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SirJackRex on June 09, 2008, 09:00:47 PM: It'd creep me out too.

What if zombies exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rune on June 10, 2008, 06:10:29 PM: I'd have eaten about a third of your small intestine by now.

What if Bill Gates was god?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 10, 2008, 08:43:21 PM: Then god would be extremely rich.

What if...
Spoiler for:
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2Fdday_badge_fox2.png&hash=80656cf1eb8693ec4140c32d60b7e31f3a78fb11)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on June 10, 2008, 08:54:31 PM: :facepalm:

What if Zylos wasn't a furfag
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SirJackRex on June 10, 2008, 10:24:18 PM: He'd just be a fag, then?

What if CoD5 wasn't modern?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 12, 2008, 02:41:24 AM: I'd be dissapointed.

What if Rambo just came out of no where and punched you in the kidney?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SirJackRex on June 12, 2008, 05:26:34 AM: I'd probably cough of some blood, and break some bones ;9
(CoD5 is a WWII game, EA just grabbed their balls, twisted them in a knot and threw them in a blender)

What if the world were square?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on June 12, 2008, 05:36:36 AM: If da world were square yo I'd make it a nice fresh circle with my funky fresh beats yo
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogstoday.co.uk%2FBlogsImages%2FBlog91O33E54837xvc1Kv8%2Ffresh-prince-of-bel-air-will-smith.jpg&hash=e24a5804088f89672e88a7ee0bf06fd6d4034a28)

Now kick it yo what if I stayed in Philly
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 12, 2008, 10:23:16 AM: The show would of actually of benn funny.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: tSwitch on June 13, 2008, 01:31:01 AM: what if SBX didn't say the second half...then LAZER BATS PYUU PYUUUUUUUU!~

What if Bamboo?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 13, 2008, 10:15:58 AM: Then panda.

What if the beans didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 13, 2008, 04:54:17 PM: Then this thread (http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,27604.0.html) would not be as funny.

What if that project really did make POTM?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 14, 2008, 12:17:59 PM: Then the RM world will be filled with 100% crap quality projects.

What if that project was sold sucessfully?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 14, 2008, 06:06:21 PM: Then the money would be donated to help cure "retardedness".

What if you were diving into a pool, and while you were at the bottom someone poured oil onto the surface and lit it on FIRE!?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: tSwitch on June 15, 2008, 09:54:20 PM: then you'd be fine until you drowned.

What if shmup?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 16, 2008, 11:29:45 PM: Then wtf?

What if I had no idea what you just said?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SirJackRex on June 16, 2008, 11:40:47 PM: Then I'd have no clue what to say.

What if there was a fire in your house?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knight Rider on June 17, 2008, 12:14:44 AM: Then I'll run away form the house.

What if you dare to dare me?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 19, 2008, 11:38:01 AM: Then I would be daring you.

What if people stop necroposting?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Leventhan on June 19, 2008, 03:15:15 PM: We'll all live in a better place. ;8

What if this topic does not exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 20, 2008, 04:34:58 PM: Then neither would this post.

What if I wasn't wearing any underwear today?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knight Rider on June 20, 2008, 04:37:31 PM: Then that would be a disturbing sight.

What if I found $20?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 20, 2008, 04:44:09 PM: Then I would steal it.

What if currency didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rune on June 20, 2008, 08:32:39 PM: Then we'd all either be thieves, or we'd trade our limbs for cool shit.

What if America was submerged underneath the ocean entirely, so that the only life that could exist on it anymore was plant life and little fishies?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knight Rider on June 20, 2008, 08:35:36 PM: Then we will become Mermaid and Merman.

What if :facepalm: wasn't made?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rune on June 20, 2008, 08:44:03 PM: Then we'd all be saying :.facepalm: without the .

What if we had no fingers?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 20, 2008, 11:17:43 PM: Then we'd find alternate ways of masturbating. XD

What if I typed using different colors?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Knight Rider on June 20, 2008, 11:28:12 PM: Then look at the preety color.

What if longcat?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 23, 2008, 04:22:40 PM: Then Dr. Salvador would come out of nowhere and make it a shortcat.

What if I was underneath your computer desk?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 23, 2008, 04:25:23 PM: Then it would be a very disturbing sight.

What if everyone on RMRK had ban powers?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rune on June 23, 2008, 05:53:37 PM: Then I'd probably have accidentally banned myself.

What if RMRK was the lifeforce of the universe.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 23, 2008, 06:20:24 PM: Then Silverline will be lord of the universe.

What if crappy games became professional?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 23, 2008, 09:33:41 PM: Then I'd lulz.

What if I went a nd took a shower about now?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rune on June 24, 2008, 03:40:37 PM: Then the abominable stench lingering about this place would be gone for a while.

What if I actually meant my insults to /\?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 24, 2008, 05:55:27 PM: Then I'd hand you a gun and tell you to watch out for any swords that get thrown at you.

What if I wasn't (https://rmrk.net/Themes/rmrk2_dark/images/donator.gif)?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 24, 2008, 11:01:07 PM: Then your badge will be (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwiki.rmrk.net%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd8%2FExtra_access.gif&hash=49bab125197bc371da99c4070724a82392997d27) or (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwiki.rmrk.net%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fc8%2FRmrka.gif&hash=3c2700cda28c1cd5df885b78956389c5fc721f48).

What if the Extra Access was lead by necroposters?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 25, 2008, 12:53:41 AM: I'd read the Nerconomicon.

What if more people read the Necronomicon?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 26, 2008, 01:10:23 AM: Then they wouldn't be reading the real Necronomicon since it does not actually exist.

What if you found porn pictures of yourself on the internet (and they weren't taken by you or anyone you know)?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: CartoonFan on June 26, 2008, 03:10:13 PM: I'd start believing in alternate universes.

What if you became an anime girl?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Sophist on June 26, 2008, 03:30:11 PM: Suicide.

What if everything in your possession turned to water?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 26, 2008, 11:40:28 PM: Then I would drown.

What if crime became justice and justice became crime?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rune on June 27, 2008, 05:01:29 PM: Then "OMG! You saved that man's life and for that I shall kill you!"

What if the world was made of chocolate?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 27, 2008, 06:41:32 PM: The world wouldn't exist for long then. Yum!

What if you were George Bush's adopted son?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 27, 2008, 08:20:50 PM: I would suicide.

What if you were George Bush's lover?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rune on June 28, 2008, 11:18:17 PM: I'd kill him in the night.

What if George Bush was reading this now?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on June 29, 2008, 12:03:04 AM: He would do nothing.

What if I asked you "What if I killed you?"?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 29, 2008, 02:04:36 AM: Then I would say "No".

What if death didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rune on June 29, 2008, 09:46:49 AM: Then your name would probably be something along the lines of "juicymanlol"... or something completely different.

What if your keyboard suddenly started typing by itself?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Leventhan on June 29, 2008, 09:52:59 AM: lskdfha;slhfdlasiuhfuisakhfjkasdhfaiusdfh

ahsfuhduiashdfuihasfaishf?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rune on June 29, 2008, 11:44:22 AM: Then you'd be Irock's twin brother.

What if my webcam didn't creep me out everytime I looked at it?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 29, 2008, 12:19:57 PM: Then I'd be able to spy on you without the funny expression on your face.

What if I drank 16 :pw: ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 29, 2008, 12:21:58 PM: Then you'd be drunk like hell.

What if everyone's games were deleted from their computers?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: JAP on June 29, 2008, 12:27:34 PM: THAT'S NIGHTMARE, NO, WORLD'S APOCALYPSE!!

Okay, I'm hyperbolic.

What if this place is gone? =(
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on June 29, 2008, 04:31:29 PM: Then Roph would be a richer man, and we'd be sadder people.

What if a black hole opened on this page?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on June 29, 2008, 05:23:49 PM: Then I would say Roph is an incredible programmer.

What if an eternal quake hit the Earth?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 02, 2008, 02:24:00 AM: Then we would all be dead ;8

What if a select few humans mutated into a superior race that purged us lesser beings?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kefka on July 02, 2008, 05:45:53 AM: They would steal our :pw: to torture us.

What if there was a FF7 remake?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on July 02, 2008, 12:33:37 PM: Then I wouldn't care, because I don't play FF.

What if zombies took over the Earth?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on July 03, 2008, 12:41:02 AM: Then Garrett MacIntyre will be a busy man.

What if it started snowing tomorrow?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: tSwitch on July 03, 2008, 01:09:51 AM: I'd go sledding

what if things actually WORKED OUT in my life for a change?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Sophist on July 03, 2008, 01:19:00 AM: You wouldn't be the retard you are now!

What if Futurama was never made? ;~;
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 03, 2008, 05:45:31 AM: The world would have one less alright show.

What if I had said Futurama was a shitty show?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rune on July 03, 2008, 06:54:42 PM: You would probably have a broken nose by now.

What if cartoons never existed.
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Post by: Kaitenshin on July 04, 2008, 12:12:33 AM: The my childhood would be empty ;-T.

What if Hitler's left testicle took over the world?
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Post by: DeathLock~ on July 04, 2008, 12:45:59 AM: Then that would be quite a show.

What if you had nuclear power?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Ruzu on July 04, 2008, 06:41:03 AM: Then I use it to wipe out everyone I hated.

What if god had a party and said you aren't invited?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Sophist on July 04, 2008, 06:41:48 AM: I'd go surf with satan.

What if my real name was FRANK WEST.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 04, 2008, 08:12:51 AM: Then I would believe you.

What if all the penguins of the world united to take down mankind?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on July 04, 2008, 10:38:31 PM: Then they'd go extinct a lot faster.

What if I couldn't think of a witty 'what if' question?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on July 04, 2008, 11:05:03 PM: Then I couldn't think of a witty 'what if' answer.

What if I said that I was a killer?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Ruzu on July 05, 2008, 07:04:23 AM: I'd ask who you planned to kill next.

What if you were being jumped by ten teenagers dressed in black cloaks.
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Post by: Kaitenshin on July 05, 2008, 08:47:32 PM: Then I would kick Harry Potter and his friends asses.

What if all the cheese in the world became ham?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rune on July 05, 2008, 08:58:37 PM: I wouldn't eat cheese.

What if I wasn't a brit?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 05, 2008, 09:14:49 PM: Then you would be enslaved by the Irish.

What if the Irish revived an old grudge and laid waste to villages along the northern coast of Britain?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rune on July 05, 2008, 09:18:00 PM: I'd move to somewhere like Sweden

What if Sweden never existed? :o
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Post by: Kaitenshin on July 05, 2008, 09:23:03 PM: Then then apocalypse would have come to fruition.

What if :gib: and :bean: had a forbidden love?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SirJackRex on July 06, 2008, 05:48:04 AM: Then :bb: would be their son.

What if Madonna was actually english?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 07:58:30 AM: Quote from: Junpei on July 06, 2008, 05:48:04 AM
Then :bb: would be their son.

What if Madonna was actually english?

Spoiler for:
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What if a woodchuck couldchuck morning wood?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SirJackRex on July 06, 2008, 05:59:19 PM: It'd need dental floss!

Hwhat if ever "wh" word had an "h" before it?

(PS, holy shit, is that madonna? I could break her over my knee.... :P)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on July 06, 2008, 06:12:35 PM: hwat.

What if Horace Wimp got a life.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 07, 2008, 12:19:38 AM: Then I would still be confused who Horace Wimp was.

What if RMRK was secretly a gay RPG maker community?
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Post by: Zylos on July 07, 2008, 11:27:06 AM: Then the pink theme would be the default theme. :V

What if I came into your room with a bottle of gin in one hand and a whip in the other?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: DeathLock~ on July 07, 2008, 02:39:00 PM: I would suicide.

What if your room was hell?
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Post by: Zylos on July 07, 2008, 08:24:12 PM: Then I'd turn the AC up real high.

What if the government lost all records of your existence?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 07, 2008, 10:33:47 PM: Then my name is Jason Bourne.

What if it really did rain cats and dogs?
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Post by: Ruzu on July 08, 2008, 01:46:31 PM: Then the pound would be busy.

What if animals started to revolt?
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Post by: Kefka on July 10, 2008, 07:10:06 AM: Then monkey will develop eyes that shoot lasers.

What if the answers i gave made sense?
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Post by: Zylos on July 10, 2008, 06:34:37 PM: Then everyone would be happy.

What if you knew me in real life?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on July 10, 2008, 06:51:50 PM: Quote from: Kaitenshin on July 07, 2008, 12:19:38 AM
Then I would still be confused who Horace Wimp was.

What if RMRK was secretly a gay RPG maker community?
:mad:
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Quote from: Dr_Zylos on July 10, 2008, 06:34:37 PM
Then everyone would be happy.

What if you knew me in real life?

I would shave your head :B

What if everyone knew the joys of ELO?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Ruzu on July 10, 2008, 08:38:33 PM: Then everything would be stranger.

What if we were ruled by robots?
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Post by: Dwarra? on July 10, 2008, 08:51:54 PM: Then we would have to listen to techno, HECK NO WE WONT LISTEN TO TECHNO.

What if this THREAD DIDNT EXIST HAHA!
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on July 11, 2008, 02:53:17 AM: Then someone would eventually come up with it.

What if gangs had like crazy ass martial artists skills and used those to try and kill each other off instead of using guns?
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Post by: modern algebra on July 11, 2008, 03:10:30 AM: Then West Side Story would be a documentary.

What if cats and rain didn't exist?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on July 11, 2008, 03:17:21 AM: It would snow dogs

What if Im ending this thread right now? hahahaha!

MAII EDIT: You forgot to phrase it as a question. No worries though, I got your back :welcome:

;___;
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on July 11, 2008, 04:21:55 PM: Then this post wouldn't exist.

What if Sword could go a week without using any "mod powers"?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on July 11, 2008, 05:24:36 PM: I don't really abuse anyone if that's what you mean, and it wouldn't be so bad seeing as its been around 3 years since I joined and I just now got mod.

What if Zylos was a wolf?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on July 11, 2008, 05:37:23 PM: Then Nightwolf would be "Nightfox".

What if I become cranky?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on July 11, 2008, 05:45:29 PM: ;-; I'd still love you

BUT WHAT IF I DIDN'T?

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Plot Twist =o
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on July 11, 2008, 05:53:21 PM: (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg78.imageshack.us%2Fimg78%2F1586%2Ffuko6iv8uo5.gif&hash=9a46e79259e1d8953b00bb446530703b41cad104) (http://imageshack.us) Then, I would be . . . . . . . . . . . well, you know

Spoiler for:
TWIST OF EVENTS?! OH NOES!

What if I would be, you know, what you'd do? =o
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on July 11, 2008, 06:04:12 PM: I would be pretty confused because I don't know what you are talking about.

What if I was travelin at the speed of light.
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on July 11, 2008, 10:15:16 PM: Then you'd respond to my "what if" question before I even asked it. XD

What if some little girl ran up, kicked you in the crotch, and ran away?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: SirJackRex on July 11, 2008, 10:18:59 PM: Then I'd blow her up[ with the remote mine I placed in her brain at birth.

What if I knew the joys of listening to ELO?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on July 11, 2008, 10:32:08 PM: No what, you should go listen to them now.

What if Blaze was in irc right now?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Karo Rushe on July 11, 2008, 10:46:51 PM: Then we can fear. *Last pot of mines referes to that topic of yours you know where btw*

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg55.imageshack.us%2Fimg55%2F4773%2Ftsukasaep51vs7xa2.gif&hash=89094de189a402f1c074bae9ee5679a9c07b656b) (http://imageshack.us) What if, I tell you, I am actually your Twi iter & I am tryig to stop you from awakenig a powerful Army of Unstoppable Robots To wipe out Makind & RUle Over the Entire Earth dr.sword? (Yes, Influence from Hellboy 2 . . . .)
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Dwarra? on July 12, 2008, 09:07:26 AM: I hate my sister jftr, and fuck that I would summon them.

What if?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on July 12, 2008, 12:15:53 PM: If so,

What if eye for an eye?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: landofshadows on July 14, 2008, 09:52:32 PM: The All seeing Eye, for my own would be a great swap !!

What if there was a Giant Planet of Atsral rock coming towards Earth in 2012 that would cause a Pole shift ?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on July 17, 2008, 12:22:19 PM: Then we would either slip into an ice age OR all environmental problems of the earth would be negated forever.

What if humans had never found it important to develop table manners?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: Zylos on July 20, 2008, 01:25:39 PM: Then dinner time would be much more fun.

What if Michael Jackson came up to your house to borrow the bathroom?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: AAARGH! on July 20, 2008, 11:59:17 PM: Then the authorities would look for him, but never find his corpse.

What if the government started replacing people with robots?
Title: Re: What if. . .
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on July 26, 2008, 11:57:06 AM: Then we would die out because robots are too dull to reproduce.

What if robots were far more fun things than we think they are?