Throw something at the next user!

Just look at the example:

User 1: I throw a fireball at the next user.
User 2: I get burnt. Then, I throw a rock at the next user.
And so on...

Lets begin:-

I throw a murderer with a knife at the next user.

He rapes and cuts off my testicles. He adds them to a necklace of testicles he has around his neck and dances around the room while singing. He then goes back to his house where he has 10 small boys locked in his basement. He vomits into a bucket and give it to them. The vomit is the only food he gives them. After they finish eating the vomit, he rapes them all anally.

I throw up, on the next user.

I take an anti-vomit spray to protect myself.

I throw a nuclear missile at the next user.

It misses me. The radiation turns people into zombies. The zombies go out and rape every small boy in the world. After raping them, the zombies crawl up their asses. They walk around in the little boy suits and rape more little boys. The zombies become unbeatably because the are 30 people thick and no bullets can hurt them. They rape all the cows in the world who then spawn giant 20 penis monsters that rape all the chickens in the world.

I throw a dead cat at the next user.

The cat claws my eyes out and runs off to poop.

I throw a blindmans cane at the next person.

Due to King not being able to see, the blindman's cane misses me and pierces through a gas tank, causing it and several others to explode.

Before being blown up, he throws magazines of yiffy [lulz] at the poor unsuspecting next user.

I intercept the magazines before some poor sop has in it thrown in their face and add it to my secret stash.

<_<

>_>

I throw a live hand grenade at the next user.

I catch, and accidentaly throw it at the orphanage.

I throw the worlds wars on the next user.

I take all of the wars and solve them peacefully one at a time.

I throw myself into the next user's arms.

"Oh look, dinner!"

I chop him into pieces and cooks it up. Yummy.

Throws Zylos meat into next user.

Thats very generous of you AlienSoldier. XD

I throw the leftovers of Zylos at the next user.

I feed the leftovers to my dog. I hope he likes them. O_o

I throw Nightwolf at the next user.

I put Nightwolf down.

I throw Lominisio's dog at the next user.

WOW WHAT AN OPPURTUNITY.

I BURN IT.

Also, Lominiso <\3

I throw Irockman1's dick gap...


down to the next user.

I cannot stop it, and therefore are destroyed.

The dickgap continues to fall to the next person

I throw irockman at the dickgap and they clash-joining into each other!

I throw the explosion that took place due to the clash onto the next foo'

I have Irock set on ignore, so the explosion doesn't even faze me.

I throw a knife at \/.

It stabs my heart! Too bad I don't have one.

I throw the depths of hell at V.

Nightwolf uses Fly
Nightwolf Evaded the attack


Throws an Opera Singer down there

My ears are destroyed.

I throw the remains of my ears at the opera singer, who then screams, runs away and detonates on the next user.

I feed the Opera Singer a nuclear missle, and he/she explodes! (Don't worry, RMRK is safe.)

I throw the guts of the Opera Singer at V.

I get the hell out the way because she's prolly uber fat.



Tosses a Rapier at \/.

Sell the rapier to the blacksmith.

I then throw a cement block at V.

I step to the side and watch as the cement block lands on \/.

The cement block comes falling down, I took a hammer and broke it into two pieces.

It continued to fall on V.

I get hit by one piece and throw the other at the next person.

That won't be comfortable. XD

I throw 10009 sharp large knifes at V.

The excess 9 knives are not needed to kill me, though I do get impaled and mutilated by the 10000 others.

I throw the last 9 knives at the next user, before faling over on the floor, and bleeding to death. After a day of lying there, dead, on the ground, my eyes are plucked out by Vultures, followed by the flesh in front of my stomach. The Vultures continue to eat all my bodily organs, before ripping my tongue out and flying home to feed it to their young.

The next user, having seen my empty carcass, turns and throws up, not expecting the knives that, somehow, are still flying through the air towards them.

4 of the knives come racing down my month, and gets stuck, blood drips down.

The blood and remaining 5 knives fall down at V.

I hold a thick shield over my head. The knives bounce off of the shield and fall to the floor. I live to die in some other topic.

I throw a snowball at \/.

The snowball miss me and hit the snowman next to me.

I throw a at \/.

Immaa Falcon punch that things ass!

Throws a jar full of jizm at \/

dodges (thank god) and throws the book at \/

Catches!

Throws some ILLEGAL SHIT at \/

I turn you in to the authorities

I throw a ninja into the next user.

I burn the ninja with my flame thrower.

I throw 999 kilograms of Titanuim at V.

I try to figure what that weighs because I don't know the metric system, then it smacks me in the face.


Throws a panda at \/

It falls on the floor and is too lazy to finish the job of killing me.

I throw a mutant, chainsaw-armed Gorilla into the next user.

I rape the gorilla because I can.

Throws Carl Marx at \/

Burn him to hell!

* throws a piece of toast at V.

I eat the piece of toast.

I throw a tantrum.

I shake my head.

Imma throw a soda at \/

Thanx, I was thirsty.

Throws empty can at \/

*gets hit with can* Wait wut?


Throws a used condom at \/

*dodges it* Whew!

The used condom fall at \/

It slightly less gross because I used it....

Throws a pimp hat at \/

I try it on for size, but it doesn't look good on me, so I throw it in the garbage.

I toss a hot potato at \/.

passes the potato to \/

Makes a baked potato.

Throws a ack of marlboros at \/

Passes on to V.

Thanks!

Throws a kitteh at \/

Throws the kitten oversea and it gets raped by fish.

Throws the raped kitten on V.

Feels bad for kitteh.

Throws some cigars at \/

I toss them in the trash because I'm allergic to the stuff.

I toss a at \/.

I don't know what to do with it. 

Throws  at \/

I use it right away 

Throws a moustache at \/

But I already have one!

Throws Switchblade Symphony at \/





  Such sweet little witches!

Since I'm such a nice guy, I'll give them to V.

I make furious love to them!

Throws at \/

Cool. I ride the car, and crash it, the engine goes flying at V.

I catch the engine and heriocally throw it into Chuck Norris.

Chuck goes flying into \/

kicks chuck norris. then throws him to V

Takes a baseball bat, hits Chuck Norris to ^, which bounces of bringing ^ on V.

Kills Chuck Norris...

Throws Steven Segal at \/

I am immune since I dunno who that is, XD

Throws a bunch of low contrast pixels at the next user!

Dodges then punches you in the thraot for not knwoing who Steven Segal is.


Spits hot fire at \/

I catch on fire and have to do the stupid stop, drop, and roll manuever.

I take off my burnt, tattered clothes, tie them in a bundle, and toss them at \/.

I sell them for drug money then get high.


Throws some poo at \/

I pick up a toilet, and the poo goes right in, and flush it.

The sewer pipe breaks, and the dirty shit goes on V.

Uses an umbrella that I've had all day

Throws shit-covered umbrella down at V

Catches the umbrella with a heavy glove on and rams it back up SBGX's ass where it belongs.

Throws a fishing rod at \/.

Smacks you with that Fishing rod for putting an umbrella in my pooper.

Throws Zylos at \/

Zylos falls on the road, I come in a car and smash into Zylos.

He goes flying onto V.

Uses A Pillow to Catch a Safe Zylos 

Throws a Basket of 60's Porn at V

Somehow manages to enjoy it.

Gets this to land on \/

O_O

Oh crud...



After the impact, tufts of fur fall down onto \/.

Chokes to death on a random bit of fur.
Returnds as a Zombie, and throws at \/.

Throws another random image at \/, getting hit by the boot in the process.

Googles random image and finds

.

Stabbed by math!

Sings a song to his own death, throwing 's at \/.

GRRRR I FELL ASLEEP!

* Dr_Sword continues to throw the lullaby music notes down to the next person.

Summons a baby to absorb the lullaby effect. Baby begins to sleep.

Throws snoring baby at \/.

Softly catches the baby and tucks it into bed.

Throws a four-ounce bottle of water at \/.

Says "Yes! Now i can use that Kool-aid Single!"

I pass the freshly churned kool-aid to V

Drinks it and spontaneously begins trying to be hip and connect with the youth.

Throws a prop skateboard at the next poster.

*catches it and attempts to skate on it, but fails miserably and breaks the board* ;_;

*tosses the broken board at the next user*

*Burns it in fury that its a piece of broken crap*

*Throws the burning board at the next user*

*Grabs a fire extinquisher and puts it out*

*Throws the fire extinquisher at the next user*

Says "Yes! Now i can save that continuously burning building over there from harm!"

Unfortunately, that building has been continuously burning for well over 12 years by now. There were no survivors.

Throws tears of regret and loss at \/.

*catches the tears of regret and loss in a hankerchief and tosses the hankie into the garbage can, which coincidentally is right next to the person below me*

I pick up said garbage can and gracefully catch it.

I pull out the bag, tie it up, and heave it towards \/.

I move out of the way.

The bag continues towards V

Paradoxically catches it and takes it out to the road for the garbagemen to pick up.

I throw myself into \/'s arms.

* NAMKCOR hugs Zylos

throws caramel treats at V

Thank you.

(nomnomonom)

Throws a be eco friendly kit at \/.

burns it along with an oil field.

Throws cheese at V

I catch the cheese and put it back in Nouman's avatar where it belongs.

I toss a clean pair of underwear at \/.

I take the underwear and make it dirty.

Throws dirty underwear at V D:

I pick the underwear up with a pair of tongs and fling them into the washing machine.

Then, I pick up the entire washing machine and heave it at \/.

I luckily escapes the flying washing machine, and it exploads in the background.

Throws a box of Sarah Palin action dolls at \/.

screams and runs away

tosses post number 100 at V

I say O RLY?

\/ Is crushed by the weight of underused/taboo memes

*Is crushed under the weight and therefore not able to throw anything other than a cry for help*

Lifts the weight of underused/taboo memes from Otters body, and throws it on \/

*charges his powerlevel over 9000 and deflects the other memes, sending them flying at V *

*Is crushed under the weight again and makes another cry for help*

I laugh, and then lift the underused/taboo memes off of the otter

I fling them into the wide open sea, where hopefully they shall remain for the rest of eternity

And i promise to never, ever, under any circumstances ever bring them into the outside world again.

I throw a hat into the air, thus sealing this deal somehow.

it lands on \/

I take said hat and use it to collect money for a school for monsters.

I pass the hat along to \/ so that \/ can put some money in it too.

I take out the money, put on the hat, and walk out the door. 

But on my way out, I trip and my ID card goes flying out of my wallet and lands at V's feet.

I steal your identity, and max out your credit card on dollar store crap.

After that i kind of felt fulfilled, so i pass the dollar store crap down to \/

I sell all of the Dollar Store crap back to the Dollar Store for more than a dollar.

I throw a hot potatoe at \/.

catches it an pockets it then,
picks up a rock an thows it V

Dodges it,

Throws a stapler at 
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

I took it like a man, something none of you have done in this topic.
I felt
the pain

Throws the pain at V

OH DEAR GOD THE PAIN!


In my panic at actually feeling pain, I chucked my fancy half-full glass of PC Italian soda, pomegranate flavor at V

Hey, thanks!

I throw the empty glass that's left at the next person.

I get hit in the face screaming and rolling around landing backwards on tables.


In doing so, I land backwards onto a table flipping four swords over my head at the next person.

Hey, thanks again!

With my newly acquired swords, I chop off Ruzu's head and throw it at the next person.

Adding the head to my collection, I take off my frisbee - which I was for some reason using as a hat - straight at \/'s throat.

 My dog caught it, thinking I was playing fetch. He gave it to me. Thanks!

I throw cake at the next person's face.