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Title: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on September 28, 2006, 05:28:39 AM
Ok the point of this game is the first poster wishes, the second guy says, Wish granted, but something wrong..then the second guy wishes and so on and so forth.
Eg.

1. I wish i had a lot of coffee

2/ Wish granted, but it all flooded over u and u died.
 I wish i was the king

3 Wish granted, but ur taxes went low, and u lost the battle.
 I wish...

got it. so i'll start.

I WISH i became the admin ^_+
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on September 28, 2006, 11:44:31 AM
But the site fell apart...

I wish my teacher wouldn't get quite so close...(lol)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Blizzard on September 28, 2006, 03:56:36 PM
I wish I´ve had sex right now.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Atomic on September 28, 2006, 07:58:47 PM
...but then you got herpes and died

I wish I could fly
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on September 28, 2006, 09:15:34 PM
You jumped off your roof and fell onto your car.


I wish that I could script
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Moss. on September 28, 2006, 10:00:21 PM
And so you became a wonderful script writer, and got hired time and time again, and began living the wild life that such celebrities as yourself live. Drugs, sex, more drugs. Eventually you overdose on heroin, and your last lucid thought before your heart stops is "man, if only I wasn't such a great scripter."

I wish I the ability to easily charm any girl out of her clothes.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Atomic on September 28, 2006, 10:40:51 PM
then rosey o'donald knocks on your front door

I wish me and cloud were friends
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on September 28, 2006, 11:48:21 PM
Then he comes over to your house after Aeris died, needing a shoulder to cry on.

I wish there were no diptards at this forum.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Tsunokiette on September 29, 2006, 01:48:16 AM
But then things wouldn't be half as interesting.

I wish I was still dating this girl I still love...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on September 29, 2006, 01:56:14 AM
but then she dumped you (I'm guessing again) and killed you with a plastic knife

I wish Blizzard didn't have to script for us and the game could generate scripts based on what we wanted  :P
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on September 29, 2006, 02:02:53 AM
It'd work as well as Babelfish Translator, and would screw something up and wipe your hard drive by accident.

I wish Guitar Hero had more than 40-something songs.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on September 30, 2006, 02:33:49 AM
That would be cool, though I probably wouldn't know enough of the first version to appreciate it.

I wish RPG Maker XP's default system (W/o scripts) was a little less limited.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on September 30, 2006, 02:41:53 AM
but then Blizzard wouldn't feel as special

I wish I had Blizzard's brain so I could plug it into my computer and it would make scripts for me 24/7
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on September 30, 2006, 02:52:58 AM
But then you would be 'lectrocuted and die.

I wsih I could SAFELY dance like Zoidberg. I can break my ass well enough all ready, thanks.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on September 30, 2006, 07:16:26 AM
Granted, but ppl hated the dance of yours soo much, they killed you.

I wish i was teh ruler of teh world
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on September 30, 2006, 03:21:30 PM
But you never bathed, so they kicked you off the trone and replaced you with Master Shake!

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner...'Cuz everyone would be in love with meeeeeeee!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on September 30, 2006, 05:05:26 PM
but then they ate you (duh)

I wish nothing could go wrong with my wish
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on September 30, 2006, 05:42:24 PM
But it did anyway!

I wish I had another soda.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on September 30, 2006, 06:27:14 PM
it exploded in ur face

I wish I wasn't currently hungry
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Atomic on October 01, 2006, 02:31:24 AM
then your stomach exploded from all of the fullness

I wish I had throngs of hot women ninjas doing my dark bidding
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 01, 2006, 02:42:44 AM
then the ninjas killed you

I wish we had more smileys :diablo: :fred:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 01, 2006, 03:58:06 AM
Granted. But the smileys then attacked and killed YOU.

I wish i wished for a wish in which i would wish that i wished that i wished in which i wish.
Wishedy wish?
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 01, 2006, 04:33:25 AM
You over wished and suffocated.

I wish I could cure AIDS.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 01, 2006, 10:31:57 AM
Granted. But going near Aidy ppl gave you aids, and at that moment, the cure which you made, You Forgot.
So...

I wish wish I
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 01, 2006, 03:19:09 PM
then the genie killed you cuz you didn't wish for anything

I wish I had 5 more wishes
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 01, 2006, 04:07:07 PM
But they all turned out like the first one.

I wish my head didn't hurt so much right now...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 01, 2006, 04:42:12 PM
You then lost all sense of pain in your head, so when you got a brain infection you couldn't feel it, and eventually died.

I wish Colin Mochrie had his own improv show.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 01, 2006, 11:00:44 PM
...I see no downside here...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 01, 2006, 11:01:17 PM
Awesome. What do I win then?
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 02, 2006, 02:24:16 AM
No you have to say something went bad.
Granted, but, the show closed..thats good enough.
I wish i became a..rhino..
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 02, 2006, 02:35:00 AM
Then you'd be killed for your horn.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Blizzard on October 02, 2006, 11:44:18 AM
But then he´d have eaten you.

I wish I was dead.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 02, 2006, 11:45:04 AM
You emo.

I wish for a big green piano.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 02, 2006, 02:07:24 PM
granted, it fell from the sky and landed on your head for 74525753186.2 points of damage

I wish I had a penny
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Atomic on October 02, 2006, 07:23:47 PM
granted, it fell from the sky and landed on your head 74525753189.2 points of damage

I wish you guys actually knew the terminal velocity of a penny
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 02, 2006, 07:45:52 PM
Your elitism causes all of RMRK to riot against you.

I wish fire was cold.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 02, 2006, 08:21:06 PM
granted, but you can't cook a steak anymore  :o

I wish my game was done
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 02, 2006, 11:28:57 PM
Granted, but no one downloads it...

I wish my speakers worked properly.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 12:29:56 AM
You forget to change the volume, though, and blow your eardrums.

I wish I could live in Durkadurkastan.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 12:34:05 AM
But then ou are a stupid tererris and get kiyyyauwed by Kim Jong Irr! Your deat is inveitabre!

I wish I had a horse, a birght and shiny horse, a hoooorse I could caaaall my ooooown!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 12:41:44 AM
I don't get it.

I wish I could
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 12:42:58 AM
You could, but then you wouldn't want to. (It's a SONG! ;D)

I wish I could...make someone HAPPY!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 12:56:39 AM
Just pull down your pants so we can laugh at your inadequate tool.

I wish I'm just kidding dude, don't take that personally.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 01:13:14 AM
Granted, lol.

I wish my head wasn't hurting...again...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 01:41:17 AM
Wish granted, but your ass starts hurting <3

I wish that the world would blow up
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Atomic on October 03, 2006, 03:39:32 AM
then you would die and all the beatiful women would too....

I wish my ass would blow up
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Reives on October 03, 2006, 05:48:56 AM
Too bad for the rest of us that it didn't.  :'(

I wish I could make l33t posts like Gilga.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: GilgameshRO on October 03, 2006, 06:24:25 AM
Granted, but you will have to study under my wing for 20 long years.

I wish... Actually, no, I'm pretty content at the moment.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 03, 2006, 08:47:28 AM
The genie granted you his own wish, now your his slave..(i likey :) ) lol

I wish Gilga wished.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: GilgameshRO on October 03, 2006, 08:57:57 AM
Granted, but I wished to become the tyranical ruler of all of earth, and you were forced into a horrible life of slavery and poverty.

I wish I was the tyranical ruler of earth.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 03, 2006, 09:04:26 AM
GRANTED, but, WE REVOLTED! You lost.

I wish someone from the site met me..
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 11:44:29 AM
Okay. Say hello to Mental.

I wish I could become invisible.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Moss. on October 03, 2006, 01:27:48 PM
Quote from: Nightwolf on October 03, 2006, 09:04:26 AM
GRANTED, but, WE REVOLTED! You lost.

I wish someone from the site met me..

Okay, say hello to Blaze.

I wish I never needed to sleep ever again.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 03, 2006, 01:39:13 PM
@ Zypher- you coulnt see anything, as your eyes poppped, and...u died in a crash
@ Arlenreyb- WEll you died of waking madness

I wish i met some good member or the site..
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Moss. on October 03, 2006, 01:41:17 PM
Aw, come on Nightwolf, that was the joke. He wished he was invisible, so I ignored his post as if he was, in fact, invisible. :(
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 03, 2006, 02:20:12 PM
oh damn..
anyways
lemme break my own wish

The member killed me

I wish i understood the joke.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Blizzard on October 03, 2006, 02:45:13 PM
Granted, but you lol´d yourself to death.

I wish nobody could make this wish go wrong anyhow.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Moss. on October 03, 2006, 04:06:44 PM
Granted, but everyone hates you and eventually kills you because you're different and the world is a cold, cruel, and evil place. :(

I wish I didn't just throw myself into a wild depression.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 04:52:35 PM
Granted, but then your brain bursts from an overdose of happy.

I wish MY brain bursted from an overdose of happy.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 10:26:56 PM
Granted, but unfortunately... you live.

~ I wish I had a wish that wouldn't go wrong if it were granted.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 11:45:08 PM
You get counterwished.

I wish to swim through dirt and live!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 11:48:47 PM
Wish granted, but you still get eaten by a giant radioactive Meerkat.

I wish that arrowone would actually die.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 03, 2006, 11:50:50 PM
I wish I could pump out a new song every week like the great Reybini.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on October 03, 2006, 11:57:22 PM
Granted, but you'll have to work all Week to pump that song every week.

I wish I was Remembered.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 03, 2006, 11:58:14 PM
Wish granted, but then everyone who remembered you hates you.

I wish I knew why it says DAS only has 1 post when I've seen 3 from 'em.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 03, 2006, 11:59:30 PM
Posting doesn't count in hyauh. WHY U WANT MEH DEAD HAAAAAAAAAWUH?! lol

I wish...for the perfect videogame.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 12:00:38 AM
Granted, but it costs 40 billion dollars.

I wish I had american cable
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 04, 2006, 12:01:17 AM
Granted, but it costs 40 billion dollars.

I wish Hinder didn't exist.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 12:02:11 AM
Wish Granted, but nor do you.

I wish America would bomb themselves
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 04, 2006, 12:03:25 AM
Granted, but then you have to deal with a RADIOACTIVE...ME!

I wish I was super powered and I...BIT your...FEET OFF!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 04, 2006, 12:04:21 AM
You'd eventually bite the feet off every human being, leaving no one but yourself with feet. Then you'd eat those too.

I wish I won a million at poker.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 12:05:11 AM
Granted, but you blow it all on strippers and booze.

I wish Steve Irwin never exsisted
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 04, 2006, 12:05:37 AM
Then you'd transform into CODY IRWIN.

What if I had LASER PANTS?!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 12:06:21 AM
Will you please reword that into a wish?
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 04, 2006, 12:07:06 AM
Haha, looks like Arrow can't keep track of all these forum games.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 04, 2006, 12:11:10 AM
Woops! I WISH I had laser pants!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 04, 2006, 12:12:03 AM
It wouldn't cover enough, and we'd see everything. Ew.

I wish I wasn't watching Animorphs right now.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 04, 2006, 12:13:09 AM
Granted. BUT! You would be watching gay porn instead...

Wish for a penny?
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 04, 2006, 12:14:28 AM
It falls on your head at light speed and kills you on the spot.

I wish Drew Carey was even a little bit funny.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 12:15:10 AM
Granted, but every other funny guy dies.

I wish I knew who Drew Carey WAS.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 04, 2006, 12:16:00 AM
You're better off not knowing.

I wish I'd stop posting in these dumbass games.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 12:17:33 AM
Granted, but you lose your ability to post anywhere.

I wish Zypher hadn't made that last wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 04, 2006, 12:18:21 AM
Granted, but then I die of cervical cancer.

I wish I didn't just say that.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 12:19:24 AM
Granted, but instead you say 'of HIV/Aids'

I wish that this topic was remotely intelligent
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 04, 2006, 12:22:27 AM
Granted, but then you lose your intelligence in the process.

I wish this wish was granted.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 12:23:12 AM
Granted, but your head explodes. D=

I wish I WAS bored.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 04, 2006, 12:24:13 AM
Your lack of correct grammar causes the wish to fail.

I wish I WAS bored.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Tsunokiette on October 04, 2006, 12:25:47 AM
E ... R ... R ... O ... R ...

- - - RESTORING IN LEET MODE - - -

- - - STANDBYE - - -

- - - | ...

- - - | 3 ...

- - - | 3 3 ...

- - - | 3 3 7 - - -

* 794/\/5|=39  (0/\/\|o|373  *
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on October 04, 2006, 12:26:14 AM
Granted...but you get kicked out for oversleeping.

I Wish to know the secrets of the Universe
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 04, 2006, 02:54:30 AM
granted but your head exploded from all the knowledge

I wish that somebody would lock this so we would stop rotting away playing this game
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Atomic on October 04, 2006, 04:41:22 AM
granted but then you hacked crankeye to unlock it so you could play this game...

I wish I would live in a time where spaceships were a common thing so I could buy a ship and smuggle goods
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Crankeye on October 04, 2006, 05:17:06 AM
Granted, but you finally relize you can't afford one with your meager, sub jockey, pay.

I wish Buddah and Jessus were friends.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 04, 2006, 02:06:36 PM
lol Granted, but now u follow the relegion they made, and in that you die this year ^_-

I wish teenage mutant ninja turtles fough mortal kombat in some other world and cant come to me lol

lol
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 04, 2006, 08:17:36 PM
but then I killed you cuz that sentence doesn't make sense

I wish I had a glass of milk
 :cow: :cow: :cow:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 04, 2006, 10:12:09 PM
Granted, but it's sour.

I wish I could draw feet, dammit ._.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 04, 2006, 10:33:59 PM
Granted, but their sour.  ???

I wish Australia poofed into nothing
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Atomic on October 04, 2006, 11:10:25 PM
granted but then nobody had any place to send their trash or criminals

I wish crankeye knew how to spell jesus....
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 04, 2006, 11:34:02 PM
Granted...Nothing changed much. :P

I wish I knew why my feet weren't cold.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 05, 2006, 12:10:16 AM
Granted, but then you forgot

I wish your feet weren't cold
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 05, 2006, 12:13:04 AM
They become blazing hot and burn your face off when I judo-kick you! HIYAAAH!

I wish Mister Durp was real.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 05, 2006, 12:15:05 AM
Quote from: Zypher on October 05, 2006, 12:13:04 AM
They become blazing hot and burn your face off when I judo-kick you! HIYAAAH!

I wish Mister Durp was real.
but I was wishing about Arrow's feet
unless you and arrow are the same person  ???

Granted, but he died instantly

I wish I had more money so I could buy more 360 games
and I wish I wasn't to lazy to go buy them
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 05, 2006, 12:16:16 AM
You get struck by lightning when pushing a shopping cart back to the store.

I wish my post had some kind of relevance to your wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 05, 2006, 01:32:47 AM
Granted...but it sucked.

I wish for a wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 05, 2006, 02:19:44 AM
Granted, but you realize you wasted your wish and then commit suicide.

I wish I wished that I will wish I wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 05, 2006, 02:44:39 AM
You do, but then you will suffer the same fate as I.

I wish, says I, for a blackberry pie.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 05, 2006, 02:55:31 AM
granted, but you have a deadly reaction to the blackberrys

I wish for an apple pie à la mode
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 05, 2006, 03:04:23 AM
The apples gave you syphilis. Not totally sure why...

I wish I was...able to come up with a wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 05, 2006, 01:52:29 PM
You did it went wrong and it killed you cuz it was like boom.

I wish arrowone didnt wish for what he wished which was that he tried to wish that he wanted a wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Moss. on October 05, 2006, 04:25:25 PM
Your wish confuses the genie and causes his head to explode. No wish for you.

Luckily, a new happened to be strolling by and was all "what is your wish master."

I wish the TINAPA LOTTO INT'L scam wasn't a real scam and I really did win 500,000 US dollars bucks.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 05, 2006, 07:42:54 PM
Granted, but they give it to you in pennies, dropped onto you off a 50-story building.

I wish Dem Franchise Boyz actually had a franchise.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 05, 2006, 10:37:48 PM
granted but it sucked

I wish that I could wish for a wish to wish about wishing in a wish-full world
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on October 05, 2006, 11:56:56 PM
Ummmm...... something goes wrong and screw something up and sombody dies 0_0

I wish I had friends on the forums :(
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 06, 2006, 01:19:10 AM
Granted, but you realize they post like idiots as much as you do and you feel like crap again.

I wish stupid people could be eliminated.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 06, 2006, 01:48:23 AM
granted, you die

I wish monkeys didn't throw their poo
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 06, 2006, 04:07:18 AM
(I thought I was Nick's friend...)

Granted, but then they just launch it out of their asses at you.

I wish I had a monkey poo cannon.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 06, 2006, 09:09:01 AM
the poo fell in your face TOXIC death

I wish arrowone didnt wish for what he wished and wished for a monkey pee cannon
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on October 06, 2006, 12:15:34 PM
His cannon has been melted when it was put in the sun  :o


I wish Zypher would leave me alone T_T
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 06, 2006, 04:09:54 PM
He fucks with everyone. I mean seriously, his sig should indicate.

I wish the obvious was more obvious.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Maglor on October 06, 2006, 04:22:12 PM
obvious was too obvious for you and you died at overobviousity

I wish someone could help me with my game
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 06, 2006, 07:07:55 PM
They tried but wrecked it. (I would, but I've not the time...)

I wish someone would help him with his game since I can't.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Atomic on October 06, 2006, 07:14:28 PM
granted, but people still wouldn't play it :(

I was people would play it
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Maglor on October 06, 2006, 07:50:18 PM
I'll search people ^^

I wish fake pokemon sprites
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 07, 2006, 02:20:23 AM
But they suck and clash with the originals.

I wish more people knew how to sprite well.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 07, 2006, 02:28:32 AM
But then so many sprites are made it overflows Crankeye and causes it to go down again.

I wish more people knew how to type well.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 07, 2006, 03:36:42 AM
Granted. They typed better than you and you finally died due to low Reputation.

I wish Zypher wished the same thing Arrow1 wished.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Maglor on October 07, 2006, 08:05:08 AM
Granted, only he type some mistakes  ;D

I wish I get a reply  :D
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Blizzard on October 07, 2006, 11:45:52 AM
Granted, but you don't actually have a topic.

I wish I could travel back in time to prevent the wrong-going of this wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Maglor on October 07, 2006, 12:21:16 PM
Granted, only ou're in the 4th dimension now  ;D

I wish a delicious pie  :@
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 07, 2006, 01:56:56 PM
Granted, but it was so delicious u needed another one, which wasnt made and died of needness....

I wish the pie Maglor wanted didnt act like a drug..
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Maglor on October 07, 2006, 02:43:48 PM
Granted, now it acted like an apple  8)

I wish people would call me "The King of The World!"
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 07, 2006, 03:03:07 PM
granted, but it is a useless position as there is no world government

I wish maglor wasn't posting wishes in the what ifs
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: sanchezinc on October 08, 2006, 01:08:35 AM
Granted, but then you would have nothing to complain about or wish for.

I wish I could bend a spoon with my mind!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 08, 2006, 01:09:46 AM
You bend it into your eyeballs and gouge them out.

I wish I could have fangs.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 08, 2006, 02:21:00 AM
But they grow over you tongue and you starve to death, like my late Guinea Pig Patches. (*Lamenting sigh...*)

I wish people didn't bash gay people, it pisses me off.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 08, 2006, 02:32:56 AM
Fine then. I'll make fun of retards.

I wish I had a honey-lemon cough drop because these cherry ones are GROSS.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 08, 2006, 02:35:49 AM
LOL, I agree.

...uh, you drink milk afterwards, and end up puking a chunk of milk and honey that looks like your liver...(I did that once, I freaked out. Milk+Honey=Solid Mass)

I wish I knew if my liver was intact...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 08, 2006, 03:45:12 AM
granted, nothing happens

I wish I could aim my sniper rifle properly from in front of my computer
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 08, 2006, 04:13:32 AM
(Practice with a NERF sniper rifle, it's lighter and has about the same shape)

You figure it out, but you eventullay shoot someone by accident and get a life sentence.

I wish I had NERF gatling gun.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 08, 2006, 04:20:50 AM
(was talking about video game, angle from my screen is different when I sit at my comp so its harder to aim)

granted, but you don't have any ammo

I wish I was la meilleur pomme de terre.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 08, 2006, 05:04:56 AM
Granted, as soon as you became him u realized he dead
Who is he anyways?

I wish i finally made good tabs.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 08, 2006, 04:10:08 PM
wish not granted cuz you think "the best potato" is a person

I wish you weren't ignorant
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 13, 2006, 05:35:50 PM
Granted, but you ar instead. (Doesn't speak French =/= ignorant)

I wish I knew what to type here...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 13, 2006, 06:31:45 PM
wish granted, but you missed the right key and then forgot what you were typing.

I wish i knew how to aim in the center of the toilet when I piss.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 13, 2006, 07:55:08 PM
...LOL

I wish...oh God I can't stop laughing...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 14, 2006, 08:52:45 AM
and while you luagh you let out a low frequency sound which cuases you to shit buckets.

I still wish/\
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 14, 2006, 06:42:19 PM
you aim in the center but your aim causes the toilet water to splash and you get covered in it

I wish I..........poop....
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 14, 2006, 06:44:53 PM
Quote from: thingy on October 14, 2006, 06:42:19 PM
you aim in the center but your aim causes the toilet water to splash and you get covered in it

I wish this topic was even funnier.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 14, 2006, 08:42:12 PM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg166.imageshack.us%2Fimg166%2F6730%2Fomgzjb3.jpg&hash=ff860baa335bb9acdadcb667e97046ab9bba17a6)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 14, 2006, 10:08:32 PM
But my head exploded from lol overdose.

I wish I had thought of that first...;D
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Dalton on October 15, 2006, 01:02:54 AM
But then you don't post it anyway because you thought the other people wouldn't find it funny.

I wish that waffles didn't suck.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 15, 2006, 01:56:34 AM
Granted, but then everything else does.

I wish KAIRI -KH- had bigger BOOBS.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 15, 2006, 02:04:20 AM
What? She's FIFTEEN.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 15, 2006, 02:12:03 AM
So am I...for the next twenty eight hours.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 15, 2006, 02:39:51 AM
XD... so Kairi's 15? I've seen girls with bowlin' balls up there at age 12!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 15, 2006, 02:48:03 AM
good for you why dont you go hit on em
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 15, 2006, 01:31:39 PM
I WISH I WAS FAT
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Dalton on October 15, 2006, 05:07:12 PM
But then you'd be so popular the world stabbed porings in unison and someone thought you were a poring so you got stabbed too.

I wish I was a paladin.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 15, 2006, 05:14:46 PM
BUt you were an antichristian paladin, and you were eventually smote by God himself.

I wish I HAD THE POWER.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 15, 2006, 09:56:44 PM
granted, but since you didn't specify what THE POWER was you got the power to be you

Quote from: arrowone on October 15, 2006, 05:14:46 PM
BUt you were an antichristian paladin,
are you saying paladins are christian?? I'm guessing you mean an unholy paladin...

I wish arrow made more sense
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on October 16, 2006, 12:22:27 AM
Then he kills you.

I wish I had a plasma gun.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 16, 2006, 12:37:30 AM
Then Arrow kills you.

I wish Camel didn't make grape flavored cigarettes.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Dalton on October 16, 2006, 01:05:31 AM
Quote from: thingy on October 15, 2006, 09:56:44 PM
granted, but since you didn't specify what THE POWER was you got the power to be you

are you saying paladins are christian?? I'm guessing you mean an unholy paladin...

I wish arrow made more sense


Paladins are Christian / Catholic.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 16, 2006, 03:28:48 AM
Totally. They have a cross on there armor for Chrissakes.

...LOL PUN.

I wish everyone loved puns.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 16, 2006, 04:58:37 PM
WISH GRANTED! ALREADY. Umm, people loved puns, you became a pun (somehow) and they had sex with you. and turned you gay.

I wish I ate a big woman's boob.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 16, 2006, 10:06:59 PM
But it didn't taste very good, cuz it's all fat and organs. Ha-Has are for playing with, not eating.

I wish Westfield and Sword were here...and where is Gilga? I saw one or two posts yesterday, but that's it.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 16, 2006, 10:14:00 PM
That's because Gilga doesn't feel the need to post obsessively on an RPG Maker forum.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 16, 2006, 10:38:09 PM
Quote from: arrowone on October 16, 2006, 03:28:48 AM
Totally. They have a cross on there armor for Chrissakes.

...LOL PUN.

I wish everyone loved puns.
catholics and christians didn't create the cross, it was a symbol long before their religion even started.
also they don't have to have a cross on theIR armor (learn how to use there their and they're)

just google image searched Paladin and none of the images on the first page had crosses on them, one of them on the second page and a + (was 2 lines of equal length)

I wish you were smart enough not to claim that "things with holy power must obviously be christian" especially considering any person with a Paladin's powers would be seen as a witch or warlock in christianity and would be burned during the times that a Paladin would exist...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 16, 2006, 10:43:15 PM
I know how to use it. I was tired...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 16, 2006, 10:46:47 PM
/\use what? that post doesn't make any sense as a response to my wish...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 17, 2006, 12:31:54 AM
*insert response to Thingy's wish*

*insert wish*
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 17, 2006, 12:54:37 AM
Thingy, I was referring to a VIDEOGAME paladin, which I believe is what was referenced in the first place. More specifically, the paladins from the PC game, "Majesty." They were holy knights. Sure, the game was gay, but I played it when I was younger. And besides, it's not that big a deal if THEY wore crosses on THEIR armor. THEY'RE like that just cuz I guess. THERE, I have explained my obscure reference/proven I know how to use their/they're/there.

I wish people didn't get so fucking worked up over stupid shit.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 17, 2006, 12:59:39 AM
ok then nobody ever cared about anything, and there were never any more post...

I wish I wasn't obsessed with KEFKA.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 17, 2006, 01:01:53 AM
But then you would be obssesed with the next closest thing...

BIG GAY AL.

I wish family guy was still funny. (QUICKLY! TO THE HINDENPETER!)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 17, 2006, 01:16:09 AM
The wish is so impossible to grant the when someone tried the universe blowed up!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 17, 2006, 02:43:48 AM
I wish all Donkeys were Immortal!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 17, 2006, 11:25:55 AM
wish granted but then the world would be filled with so many donkeys that we could have to swim throught them.

I wish I had something better to do then to play this game.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Atomic on October 17, 2006, 02:32:58 PM
granted but then nobody knew who you were because you never posted

I wish people knew who I was
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 17, 2006, 03:13:09 PM
Wish granted-but-uhh-you died.

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 17, 2006, 08:22:14 PM
Then The Frost and Fire Giants will come and Kick our asses Early.

I wish that I could weild Mjolnir....
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kashimoto on October 18, 2006, 05:30:20 AM
the one from ragnarok right?

if it is, wish granted, but it's wieght was to much then it smashes your foot beyond repair, then you lose the hammer thing cuase you forgot to pick it up when it fell and a looter stole it.

if not, then i got nothing



i wish this post would not be read.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 18, 2006, 08:58:39 AM
granted. u died
@_@

i wish i knew what that smiley meant
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 18, 2006, 12:18:42 PM
granted but knowing what it meant made you hate ever other smiley so you spent the rest of you life seeking them out and killing them

I wish that I was not here....
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Blizzard on October 18, 2006, 12:23:20 PM
Granted, but you'd be at hbgames.org.

I wish nothing.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 18, 2006, 01:36:48 PM
Yeah...
I killed u..

i wish i didnt kill him and he died all by himself like a grown up dier

(dier= person who dies lol)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 18, 2006, 05:53:07 PM
the word dier got outlawed. and outlived.

I wish Me was even fatter than my dad.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 18, 2006, 11:42:43 PM
Granted, but you lose your brain in the process, and become a zombie

I wish for the wish next to my wish about wishes and it's wishyness to be horribly and utterly non-escapably about wishes saying "wish" more wishly times that wishy me wishes.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Evanescent on October 18, 2006, 11:46:54 PM
Granted, but the wish is against you.

I wish that wishes were horses so I could ride my wish and run over Commondragon.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 18, 2006, 11:48:37 PM
granted but the wish was stupid so you die

I wish that I had pancakes!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Evanescent on October 18, 2006, 11:50:01 PM
Granted, but you choke on them because your corruption of my wish was so lame.

I wish I had a bunny.

(Monty Python references abound! xD)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 18, 2006, 11:52:52 PM
granted, the bunny jumps on your face and bites off your nose cuz it thinks its a carrot then runs away

I wish I had pancakes
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Evanescent on October 19, 2006, 12:23:25 AM
Quote from: thingy on October 18, 2006, 11:52:52 PM
granted, the bunny jumps on your face and bites off your nose cuz it thinks its a carrot then runs away

I wish I had pancakes
Granted, but they eat you because you failed to reference Monty Python.

I wish I had my nose back.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 19, 2006, 01:21:31 AM
Granted, but then I get a million dollars as a side effect of your wish. So I sue your arms off for making me rich and corrupted with money.

I wish wish wish wish wish wish
WIISSHHH
wish wish [size=20]wish[/size] for a cookie
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 19, 2006, 01:27:15 AM
But the cookie was me, you sick cookiesexual.

I wish people could actually be cookiesexual.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 19, 2006, 02:45:57 AM
Then every one would laugh at you.


I wish every one would laugh at you.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Blizzard on October 19, 2006, 11:21:24 AM
Granted, but the also laugh at you.

I wish I couldn't partially read people's minds.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 19, 2006, 12:22:35 PM
u read that i was gonna kill u
but then ...i did kill u !

LOL!

i wish i didnt kill him
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 19, 2006, 02:34:58 PM
Then you'd get bored and commit seppuku.

I wish They knew The New Zero.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 19, 2006, 06:56:32 PM
Granted-but-uhh- DONT FUCK WITH MR. ZERO!

I wish I was human.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 20, 2006, 01:47:20 AM
Then you'd realise it's boring.

I wish I had those cigs camel makes that taste like vanilla.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 20, 2006, 01:51:15 AM
Your breath yourself inside out when you realize the vanillia flavor came from....you dunwanan know

I wish everyone was happy and nothing bad happened to anyone EVER at ANY TIME
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 20, 2006, 01:52:56 AM
k, we all live our lives as mindless automatons

I wish I had some pop here
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 20, 2006, 01:53:47 AM
granted, it's posion

I wish that the fish now was a dish, and STILL could not steal my soul
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 20, 2006, 01:59:48 AM
but it did anyway

I wish \/ shat themself
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 20, 2006, 03:00:35 AM
You laugh so hard you shat yourself too.

I wish that I had a harem.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 20, 2006, 03:23:05 AM
granted but all the girls turn into werewolfs! (don't ask)

I wish I had a harem that didn't turn into werewolfs.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Evanescent on October 20, 2006, 09:56:29 AM
Quote from: BanisherOfEden on October 20, 2006, 03:23:05 AM
granted but all the girls turn into werewolfs! (don't ask)

I wish I had a harem that didn't turn into werewolfs.
Granted, but they're zombies and they eat your brains. Mmmmm, braaaaaaiiiinssss....

I wish Johnny Depp wasn't so creepy.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 20, 2006, 03:48:03 PM
Quote from: BanisherOfEden on October 20, 2006, 03:23:05 AM
granted but all the girls turn into werewolfs! (don't ask)

Why?

Then he'd be like Santa Claus.

What if Americans said 'Bindle'?
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 20, 2006, 08:24:16 PM
Wish newb

I wish I coud summon things with my mind. And you can't day I killmyself iwthj it because the first thing I'm gonna make is a brain implat that 100% is safly intact that prevents me from killing/obliterating/ect. myself with me summon things ^^.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 20, 2006, 09:34:52 PM
k, you summon something and it goes crazy n'stuff then it blows up the universe and you spend the rest of your life as a brain floating in nothingness since there wouldn't even be space left....

I wish Velton wished for something instead of what if'ing something
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 20, 2006, 10:29:46 PM
Wish granted, but after wishing once, he lost his mind again and what if'ed.

I wish... that My wish was skipped over.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 20, 2006, 11:01:46 PM
granted, you are spared (omgzorz)

I wish I had a pancake

.
.
.
.
.
BOOM! Cody dies randomly...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 20, 2006, 11:09:36 PM
....BWUAHAHAHA XD! Omg... no joke, that actually made me laugh... XD

*ahem* GRANTED, BUT THEY'RE MOLDY DAMNIT.

I wish I had a more... vicious way of dying.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 21, 2006, 12:11:27 AM
granted, but just before you die you don't (MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....??)

I wish didn't have to fart right............... now!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 21, 2006, 12:54:29 AM
you didn't, but then another huge one comes and you explode.

I wish I wish for wishy wishes
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 21, 2006, 01:00:01 AM
god damn the poodles! your wish is so complex that the time line thing blows up!

I wish I new how to spell time space cormtinuim.... comtiomie continuem..... ahhhh!  @$$
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 21, 2006, 01:01:37 AM
Granted, but then you forget after you think about it for a moment.

I wish people like Fred and George Weasley really exsisted. Them and their... apparating every few feet selves...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 21, 2006, 03:16:14 AM
granted, teh apparate so much china implodes, right after the ygrant you to be the ruler of it

I wish, for a wish on a dish of wishes, that wished for it's wishes to be granted in my favor ^^
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 21, 2006, 10:44:14 AM
...Earth got sucked into a black hole.

I wish The spoon ran away without that other thing.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 21, 2006, 03:22:03 PM
Granted, it runs away with your comp

I wish for wishy fishey all good thigns wishes to wish in favor or the person bleow me *granted it's not cody, the person who posted above my last post*
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 21, 2006, 03:52:57 PM
Granted, then Cody posts.

I wish I was strait (Im lesbian, as you should know...)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 21, 2006, 03:54:45 PM
Fwah! Granted, but nobody likes you.

I wish I knew velton was a chick before it was mentioned....
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 21, 2006, 03:56:24 PM
Then you find out Velton is not a chick! GUY. G-U-Y.

I wish Cody would reply to that
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 21, 2006, 03:57:47 PM
Granted, but you die.

I wish velton knew that the word 'lesbian' was used only for a homosexual chick.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 21, 2006, 03:59:35 PM
I FUCKIN DO! IM A MALE HOMOSEXUAL GIRL!!

I wish I was a girl!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 21, 2006, 05:12:31 PM
Granted, but you forget ot wish for- *gets shot*

I wish for someone to help me fix my  problem (http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=4162.new#new)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Marlune on October 21, 2006, 05:19:13 PM
But then you would have nothing to do.

I wish I had  a million dollars.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 21, 2006, 05:30:35 PM
Your wrong, if my  was fixed then I could make games

ut anyways, it's counterfeit money covered with poison

My wish is the same (http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=4162.new#new[/url)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Marlune on October 21, 2006, 05:33:41 PM
Yeah you COULD make games but its not called wish gone good its called wish gone bad ::) anyway

You got the money and found out its monopoly money.

I wish I had an MP5
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 21, 2006, 05:36:07 PM
Wrong, same as my LAST wish dummy

You get one, but then you phase out of existance as they don't exist as far as I know

I wish it would fix already! or at least my installer would work V_V
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 21, 2006, 06:21:19 PM
mp5 is a gun so you don't even get your wish

I wish I had a P90
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 21, 2006, 06:47:07 PM
You fell and it went into your vagina.

I wish I had a hurricane in a can.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 21, 2006, 07:05:50 PM
how would a p90 go into a vagina (which I don't have) go look at a p90
ur wish isn't granted
I wish you guys knew guns
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 21, 2006, 07:34:36 PM
Granted, but then I blow you full of holes because I would know twice as much. ;D

I wish that you could see how awesome this new computer and monitor I JUST GOT 30 MINUTES AGO are.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 21, 2006, 07:52:36 PM
guess it was also an awesomely easy to set up computer
granted, I can see it so I steal it

I wish :shadow: :edgar: :gau: :terra: :zidane: :vivi: :atma: :spam: :zoid: :donkey: :cow: :kk: :heart: :savepoint: :cactrot: :ff6: :n: :smart: :stick: :bear: :fred: :pimp: :edgarrock: :kill: :kill: :kill: :m: :lol :? :tpg: :thor: :thor: :dog: :@ :kfc: :kill: :kill: :donkey: :donkey: :atma: :zidane: :gau: :zoid2:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 21, 2006, 11:00:34 PM
Too bad, bill gates says no

I weish for a wish
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 22, 2006, 12:18:09 AM
bill gates??

granted, you get a wish and you just used it

I wish for more smileys.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 22, 2006, 01:43:35 AM
Granted, but I get them because it's my wish

I wish for the wish before mine to be mine
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on October 22, 2006, 01:47:05 AM
Granted but :V ate it.


I wish  :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :lol: :-X :-\ :-* :'( ^-^ :police: :V  :lol :m: :? :seafood: :tpg: :pw: :thor: :dog: :@ :kfc: :kill: :4: :edgarrock: :rk: :pimp: :fred: :bear: :stick: :smart: :n: :ff6: :cactrot: :savepoint: :heart: :kk: :cow: :donkey: :dalton: :zoid: :atma: :kefka: :shadow: :edgar: :gau: :terra: :zidane: :vivi: :spam: :donkey: :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :lol: :-X :-\ :-* :'( ^-^ :police:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 22, 2006, 02:04:23 AM
you don't get your wish cuz you copied me

and commondragon you used the 1 wish you wished for when you wished for it

I wish :kefka: wasn't so ridiculously easy to kill
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 22, 2006, 02:05:31 AM
He them becomes too hard to kill.

I wish people knew how to spell "ridiculous."
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 22, 2006, 03:41:54 AM
kefka CAN'T be to hard to kill, Edgar or Celes w/Atma Weapon, Offering, and Black Belt=39996 damage per attack (4 hits of 9999) and counters for 39996
so if kefka hits edgar after you hit kefka w/edgar he dies or you just have edgar hit kefka twice (8 hits)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 22, 2006, 04:39:44 AM
I wish thingy would wish so we could fuck up his wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 22, 2006, 04:42:05 AM
but then I'ld be participating :V
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 22, 2006, 04:43:30 AM
If you don't participate, then I will be forced to SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP you to death.

I wish I knew what that meant.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 22, 2006, 04:50:52 AM
k you do, it makes your brain explode cuz you go just over your limit of knowledge
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 22, 2006, 05:00:52 AM
You were practically begging for this Thingy.

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

and...

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP-ah.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 22, 2006, 09:46:59 AM
granyed, but, uhh.

I wish flamingo
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on October 22, 2006, 01:00:53 PM
Very well then.

I wish Arrow would stop mimicking me. snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop is MINE.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on October 22, 2006, 03:04:04 PM
Granted, but everyone else does instead. *'Cept me, o'course.*

I wish people would stop calling me British -_o;
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 22, 2006, 03:39:49 PM
Granted, they call you a n00b instead, and that causes flaming, so you get banned for being teh forum's main scource of flames :D

I wish  :kfc:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 22, 2006, 03:40:49 PM
BUT IT'S A POISONOUS CHICKEN

I wish people wouldn't get so mad at eachother.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 22, 2006, 03:52:12 PM
BUT THEIR POISONOUS CHICKENS

I wish :kefka: wasn't so easy to kill
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 22, 2006, 07:38:14 PM
 Granted, but somehow :vivi: died.

I wish alphabet soup
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 22, 2006, 07:59:57 PM
You get it, but it's spelled incorrectly.

I wish...Ah, I'm pretty content.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 22, 2006, 08:17:07 PM
ahh, you get nothing granted and waste your wish, but then you get a crazing for a million dollar steak and realize your wish is gone, so your head implodes

I wish :spam: (http://www.mailmsg.com/sounds/spam-song.wav)

BTW the :spam: is a link
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 22, 2006, 11:18:27 PM
Then it would explode on you.

I wish Mah Daddy came back.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Marlune on October 23, 2006, 05:51:21 AM
Then he fell asleep with a cigarette and burned down the house.

I wish this topic was 2456872089765767956 pages long.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 23, 2006, 10:11:13 PM
Granted, but then bill gates gets mad that you all have more posts than any forum he privatly owns so he closes down the internet to you and when you try to get on the site your comp shoots you in the head.

I wish  ;D :D ;)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 23, 2006, 10:30:19 PM
Then              you- :kill:

I wishyish my grammer waser betterer
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 23, 2006, 11:45:45 PM
but then you are smarter than kefka so you shoot yourself in the head.... with your computer

I wish :kk:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on October 23, 2006, 11:54:05 PM
then  :kfc: happens

I wish thingy would get  ???
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 23, 2006, 11:59:34 PM
<-- = 8)

I wish common would be rare
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on October 24, 2006, 12:33:18 AM
Wish granted but then boys became girls, vinnala became starberry, and shit became dog crap.

I wish I had more root beer, my fat ass brother drank the last one  >:(
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 24, 2006, 12:48:48 AM
Sure, but the root beer is flat.

I wish people admitted Ninjas suck.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on October 24, 2006, 01:08:02 AM
granted, everybody that admitted it was killed by ninjas

I wish :D had teeth
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Marlune on October 24, 2006, 03:34:48 AM
Granted ;D but then it chomped you up.

I wish people just accepted everyone for who they are(a guy can dream right?)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 24, 2006, 04:42:12 AM
Oh yaeh nightmare.....
YOu died...


I wish @_@ and ?_? neva eva became besttesta furheinds...(friends)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Marlune on October 24, 2006, 04:47:45 AM
Granted but then the world never knew about their kid, @_@.


I wish people on the forum were smart enough to use the search button.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 24, 2006, 04:54:59 AM
Granted, you became the dumbest, everyone flamed ya, ya died @_@

I wish Dwarra....lol
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on October 24, 2006, 06:34:04 AM
then dwarra... right...

I wish that they stopped eating my shoes... damn gnomes!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Marlune on October 24, 2006, 01:47:37 PM
Granted, but now they're eating your face.


I wish haters and flamers would  :kill:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 24, 2006, 04:33:04 PM
Then things would boring and sucky.

I wish Bob Dole came out of the sky for no reason what so ever.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Atomic on October 26, 2006, 05:07:03 AM
he did but then he got stoned and then got the munchies...

I wish naphe left.... oh wait
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on October 26, 2006, 05:11:37 AM
HE RETURN TO DESTROY YOU LOL!


I wish lol
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on October 27, 2006, 01:25:12 PM
lol died.

I wish that Bushy was impeached
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on October 27, 2006, 03:48:23 PM
But he is replaced by Kerry.

I wish Naphe would STAY gone, seeing as how he left in the first place.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 27, 2006, 06:25:52 PM
Then I'd come from The Pagan Lands and destroy Naphe.

I wish I came down from The Pagan Lands more.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Knownot on November 04, 2006, 07:55:19 AM
But then youd be a downer.

I wish i could.... smell,
( i lost my sense of smell the last time i got sick and it hasnt come back lol.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: darkelementwars on November 04, 2006, 08:55:21 AM
granted, u now smell like shit.

i wish i could get all the resources i needed for my rpg xp
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on November 04, 2006, 01:10:52 PM
Make them yourself, you lazy piece of shit.

What if I wasn't kidding?
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on November 04, 2006, 04:36:41 PM
You weren't kidding

I wish I had a new car!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on November 05, 2006, 01:20:38 AM
You look under your chair!

But Opera lied to you...

I wish I could- *passes gas*

...never mind, I'm good.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Knownot on November 05, 2006, 03:35:27 AM
then u light a match and it explodes.

I wish I had a apple pie.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: darkelementwars on November 05, 2006, 05:55:18 AM
granted, but u can't eat it.

edit: i wish i remembered to make a wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on November 05, 2006, 06:10:33 AM
post a friggin wish LOL!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: darkelementwars on November 05, 2006, 06:11:58 AM
okie doke.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 05, 2006, 07:00:37 AM
Dokie okie.

I someone would reply to my game topic and say ' i wish to be the scripter you need'
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: darkelementwars on November 05, 2006, 07:10:59 AM
fine, but they have no experience an no knowledge on how to script.

i wish my english project was done..
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 05, 2006, 09:55:25 PM
Granted, but You'll get an F

I wish I had more money.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 05, 2006, 09:56:43 PM
granted, but the money was fake now you have been arrested.

I wish my friend would come over to help me on the GAME!!!!!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 05, 2006, 10:06:58 PM
Granted, but he doesn't know what the hell he's doing so he puts in a faulty script that corrupts your game.

I wish that I got drunk one last time.... And Emily approved of it.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 05, 2006, 10:08:47 PM
granted, but wait you don't exactly get "drunk" a monster phiscally blends you into a smoothie and drinks you......

I wish my ipod headphones were brand new.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 05, 2006, 10:09:57 PM
Granted, but they suck more than the usual Ipod.

I wish that Bob Dole killed Sephiroth.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Knownot on November 06, 2006, 06:54:04 AM
granted but then a clone arises. lol

I wish Tenacious D would come to New Zeland sooner...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: darkelementwars on November 06, 2006, 02:55:29 PM
fine, they will arrive a second before they were supposed to.

I wish for more wishes.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 06, 2006, 02:57:20 PM
You get three more, but there just blank pieces of paper that say "Wishes!"

I wish I could get a job!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: darkelementwars on November 06, 2006, 03:55:03 PM
fine, it is now ur job to write blank peices of paper that say "wishes" on them.

I wish i was a fish
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Knownot on November 06, 2006, 08:48:52 PM
Then you would drown because you cant swim. lol

I wish I wasnt at skool...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 06, 2006, 11:28:41 PM
fine, but you are now expellled =[

I wish there were more games being completed.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 07, 2006, 01:00:36 AM
Then I'd get off my ass and Finish DW. Then too many people like it, making the game as over hyped as FF7.

I wish I had a Hawt goth cick here right now. Who is nekkid. And finds me Sexay.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 07, 2006, 01:32:04 AM
OK she is naked, but she a penius! *ouch*

I wish i had some nesquick.  >:(
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 07, 2006, 01:45:57 AM
I peed in it.

I wish I got 2 new sledge hammers instead of one.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on November 07, 2006, 03:17:24 AM
granted, but they weigh to much for you to use both at the same time so the second one sits in your basement and is eventually lost

I wish I had a  :donkey:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 07, 2006, 03:18:36 AM
granted, but you don't really get one, you turn into one.

I wish Science was actaully P.E
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: thingy on November 07, 2006, 03:32:31 AM
ok so you took biology

I wish I had 2  :donkey:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 07, 2006, 03:35:00 AM
FIne, but the breed and make 10000 and they eat your grandma.

I wish my cell phone would get service so _____ could call me!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 07, 2006, 04:21:46 AM
Granted, but your phone explodes.

I wish Silver, Bliz, Halo and Yossy would get here so I could do their concept art.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: darkelementwars on November 07, 2006, 04:58:49 AM
granted, but all ur art turns to stick figures.

I wish i had some cola...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Knownot on November 07, 2006, 09:19:07 PM
Granted but it taste like urine....

I wish I had a Genpet.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 08, 2006, 01:58:47 AM
Granted, but now you feel ripped off and creepy.

I wish I had the chance to kick Buddha's ass.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on November 08, 2006, 02:00:20 AM
Granted, but you pass it up.

I wish more people had Worms.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 08, 2006, 02:29:58 AM
granted but so many people = lag

I wish these cookies wern't so hard!!!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on November 08, 2006, 02:56:48 AM
Granted, but then they crumbled in your hands...attrating gigantic mutant spider ants.

I wish I was finished with this essay, it earned me an A, and I could play worms.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 08, 2006, 02:58:32 AM
granted, but you went to play worms , when your computer had a virus...a worm virus

I wish dinner was here.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on November 08, 2006, 03:02:16 AM
It is! MAH PANTS!

I wish that last joke wasn't quite so graphic.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on November 08, 2006, 03:19:37 AM
ITS NOT! ITS MMYYYY PANTS!

I wish THEY DIDNT sacrifice the outsider to the Gods!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 08, 2006, 03:51:24 AM
Granted, but I didn't laugh.

I wish i had some emos to smite.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 08, 2006, 04:07:39 AM
granted, but you realize each emo person was actaully a member from your fav metal band in a costume

I wish i did my math homework instead of being on here the whole day!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Knownot on November 08, 2006, 11:21:26 PM
Granted but you still got an F

I wish I was alowd to go on the computer at home during the week.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 08, 2006, 11:25:38 PM
granted you can go on and type homework, nothing else.

I wish I wasn't bored
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on November 08, 2006, 11:43:21 PM
Granted.

http://www009.upp.so-net.ne.jp/counterq/flash/ml/monarliving.html

I wish I had a way to wreck his wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 08, 2006, 11:50:37 PM
You did, then you changed your mind.

I wish it wasn' raining so i could smash more shit with my sledge hammer.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 09, 2006, 01:23:01 AM
So the rain stops, and you accidently smash your left hand =[

I wish my Ipod was charged today at skool
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on November 09, 2006, 01:55:11 AM
BUt you get caught and it is taken away from you for a week.

I wish I had a faster connection so I didn't have to spend an hour at a time downloading isos.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 09, 2006, 01:56:39 AM
Quote from: arrowone on November 09, 2006, 01:55:11 AM
BUt you get caught and it is taken away from you for a week.

I wish I had a faster connection so I didn't have to spend an hour at a time downloading isos.

You get the worlds fastest connection, but viruses start comming so fast your AV can't handle them all, and your computer goes KABOOOM and you loose all your RPG stuff

I wish my snickers empty rapper was full again.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on November 09, 2006, 02:18:00 AM
It became full...OF VOMIT! :ohsnap:

Uh...I wish there were more hours in the day, and they would be designated specifically for leisure.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 09, 2006, 02:19:32 AM
Granted, but it's for the leisure of a large man named bubba to molest you.

I wish I had more soda
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 09, 2006, 02:50:37 AM
granted, but now your teeth will rot at the age of 30

I wish i didn't see what I saw today.. :(
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 09, 2006, 03:10:09 AM
Granted, you didn't see it bcause you're blind.

I wish Rama Lama Ding Dong came from the sky and started daning for no reason.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 11, 2006, 08:40:45 PM
Granted but he kills you while dancing.

I wish i was Immortal.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 11, 2006, 09:14:59 PM
Granted you are now Immortal...your name that is, changes to Immortal

I wish rpg game making was simple!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: darkelementwars on November 11, 2006, 09:36:46 PM
fine, but now every loser can do it and it loses its fun.

i wish i could use SPAM-U-KAGEN in real life.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: the_ramen_noodle on November 15, 2006, 12:13:30 AM
Wish granted, but Spam-U-kagen is dorky and no one will ever use it, so you look like a nerd that does finger gestures in the air!


The Punchline...
I wish I wish I had a fish!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on November 15, 2006, 12:16:05 AM
This just in: that sucked.

Uh...the fish is enormous, and swallows you Jonah style.

I wish my brother had at least SOMETHING of a sense of humor. :-\
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: the_ramen_noodle on November 15, 2006, 12:32:28 AM
GRANTED! But then I steal your thunder and your labeled as a noob. You being crying like this! "LOLOLOLOLOLOL H-LOL-HA!"

I wish Nightwolf ended the game right here and now!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 15, 2006, 02:24:31 AM
He does end it, but then what?

I wish My p.e teacher isn't a bitch
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 15, 2006, 02:28:09 AM
Granted, but you make love to her down by the fire and she gives you some diseases.

I wish I wasn't fucking tired right now.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 15, 2006, 02:30:26 AM
(omfg that was rally sick...EWWWWWW she is a friggen 70 yr old lesbo!!!!!! agh *barf*

Granted, you are fully awake for 1 min then fall down and sleep.

I wish you didnt put
Quote from: FuMannChu on November 15, 2006, 02:28:09 AM
Granted, but you make love to her down by the fire and she gives you some diseases.


Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 15, 2006, 02:40:00 AM
Granted, but I said something worse.

I wish I could think of something worse.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 15, 2006, 02:59:14 AM
granted, but its so bad you barf yourself to death after typing it.

I wish people would switch to IE..
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: darkelementwars on November 15, 2006, 03:10:03 AM
fine, and microsoft takes over the world

I wish I didn't have to sleep.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 15, 2006, 03:10:59 AM
ok, but now you have to "turn off" they changed the name of sleep to turn off...=]

I wish snickers were sooo dam good...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Commondragon on November 16, 2006, 01:04:40 AM
They are, so the candy gods kill you for mocking them

I wish to appease the Candy and video game gods.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 16, 2006, 03:46:54 AM
Granted. But you are killed by those 2

I wish I can summon demons.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 16, 2006, 03:48:28 AM
granted, but they kill you

I wish my story was done!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 16, 2006, 03:50:37 AM
Granted. But everyone didn't hear it/play it.

I wish i was a Dragon Knight.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: veltonvelton on November 16, 2006, 04:37:58 PM
Not granted. theres a twist.

I wish me was you.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Knownot on November 17, 2006, 04:46:46 AM
granted but now u are different.

I wish i thought of somthing better
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 17, 2006, 05:08:44 AM
granted..it was a little better but no one noticed.

I wish It was the end of tommorow already and I was in the car going home.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Knownot on November 17, 2006, 06:57:49 AM
granted but the car breaks down.

I wish i was a vampire
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on November 17, 2006, 08:58:25 AM
self blood suck lol


if wish i got 1 dish of a tasty vegetarian 4 peiced pizza in which while eating nothing could go wrong


lol
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 17, 2006, 12:18:22 PM
Granted. But when right after you bite it, it explodes.

I wish i can become a master.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on November 17, 2006, 12:37:04 PM
But blizzard farted and it gassed you out

i wish i was signifigantly intelligent
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 17, 2006, 02:54:43 PM
You are but your brain grows an inch too big and you explode..KABOOOOOOOM

I wish I coulld fly.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on November 17, 2006, 11:56:53 PM
but you wings fall of and you fall into a pit of isolation, and become emo and start slitting your writst

i wish i could stop playing this game
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 18, 2006, 01:41:31 AM
Granted. Gang members come to your house and kill you.

I wish World of Warcraft was real.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 18, 2006, 04:18:56 AM
granted, you are now a tree.

I wish I could start mapping for my game already!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 18, 2006, 11:34:45 PM
Granted. but it became so screwed up you redid all that hard work from start.

I wish i can wield a sword and is master of them.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Cody on November 21, 2006, 01:49:04 AM
Granted, but you slip in a puddle and stab yourself.

I wish both my sisters would stop being uber Roxas/Sora/Axel/Demyx/Riku/anyoneI'mmissing uber-fangirl-nerds... -_-;
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 22, 2006, 03:26:41 AM
Granted, But when you was playing Kingdom Hearts 2. Roxas, Sora, Axel, Demyx, Riku and someone kills you.

I wish i can see the future.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 24, 2006, 02:15:24 AM
Granted, but it drives you insane.

I wish I knew where to find some Man Pan.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on November 24, 2006, 04:39:07 AM
Granted but when you do it turns to Man OMGCOCKINURASS

I wish water temples weren't so boring  and sloooooooooow...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 24, 2006, 05:36:19 AM
Granted, but it makes your Wii explode.

I wish I had more weapons.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Knownot on November 29, 2006, 11:52:15 AM
granted but slip and stab your self in the stomach.

I wish the stupid song wasnt on the TV
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 29, 2006, 11:48:36 PM
Granted, but your tv breaks right before the show gets good.

I wish I knew where I put the remote...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 30, 2006, 12:26:03 AM
fine, but the remote has no bateries!

I wish my report card just didn't come in !!!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 30, 2006, 12:59:33 AM
Granted but when you got it, you have all f's

I wish i host games on Warcraft 3.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 30, 2006, 01:00:30 AM
fine, but you are WOW's Worst server host

I wish my sig was real!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 30, 2006, 01:01:29 AM
Granted, but the kitty kills you.

I wish my priest was level 60.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 30, 2006, 01:02:22 AM
fine, but the numbers get mixed up and you get a -60

I wish someone could make my LOD battle script
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 30, 2006, 01:03:30 AM
Granted, But you get a error on the game.

I wish my game was done.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on November 30, 2006, 01:05:15 AM
fine, but then the computer shuts off and you didn't save, loosing 100 PERFECT maps and a great story

hahhhhhhaaaa

I wish Poop
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on November 30, 2006, 01:23:36 AM
Granted. But it falls all over you.

I wish that there was no life.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on November 30, 2006, 02:33:15 AM
Granted, but you become undead and start to smell funny.

I wish that people remembered.... Vote Sexual Bubblegum in 2008, He's just as ill-qualified as the other guys!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on November 30, 2006, 03:53:27 AM
Granted, but they now think of yous as a sticky pink N00B.

I wish I could remember all of my kickass dreams, as they're usually about the military and are really fucking great.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Knownot on December 01, 2006, 11:19:49 PM
Granted but because you remember so many you get bored of them.

I wish I didnt have to do this stupid assingment im doing at the mo.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on January 02, 2007, 02:35:58 AM
Granted. But you get the same work again.

I wish i can control the universe and will not die ever.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 02, 2007, 03:23:24 AM
Granted, but every one rebels and they crucify you and since you can't die your stuck on that cross untill the end of time.

I wish I had the DVD box set of that.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaos of Destruction on January 07, 2007, 06:26:22 PM
Granted. But the people who crucified me, crucifies you.

I wish Saturn blew up.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on January 07, 2007, 10:28:14 PM
I'd kick your ass because that's my favorite planet outside of our own.

I wish that fucking grammar sig would just disappear.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 08, 2007, 05:02:20 AM
Granted, but you must buy me one hundred cartons of Marlboros.

What if *gasp* I wasn't a Highlander?
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on January 08, 2007, 05:28:48 AM
Thor would be pissed off, and kill everybody.

What if nobody played this game for months?
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 09, 2007, 02:30:30 AM
Then we'd be spared from silly shit.


I wish that....... SHAME ON THE CHARLIE THAT PLAYS ON THE CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 13, 2007, 08:38:05 AM
But then the charlie who plays charlie comes to your door and sexualy harases you

i wish that the noobs didn't steal my toaster
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 14, 2007, 02:29:51 AM
Granted but................ Shame on the Charlie who plays on the Charlie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I wish that Charlie bursted out of everyones computer.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 14, 2007, 03:39:49 AM
The the charlie that was shamed who sexuaaly harased you who then came out a computer stole your toaster

what if the noobs really stole my toaster (again)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 14, 2007, 03:41:54 AM
Then you'd fall in love with Charlie's 67 year old ass then have his babies.

What if Charlie gave his shame to other poeple?
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 14, 2007, 03:45:20 AM
Then he'd give his shame do you !

i wish that Fu would stop calling me an alchoholic
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 14, 2007, 03:49:38 AM
Then you'd have sex with Charlie again.

I wish  Colonel Fucken Klink!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 14, 2007, 03:51:16 AM
Colonel Fucken Klink! would ass rape you in the alps with charlie aating your nipples

i wish i had my toaster
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 14, 2007, 03:52:57 AM
Then you'd cry becuase Charlie cheated on you. But then you'd have sex with Colnel Klink too.

I wish this topic would make even more ROFLCOPTERS!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 14, 2007, 03:53:56 AM
Granted by charlie raped you in your sleep

i wish my toaster ate noobs
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 14, 2007, 03:56:31 AM
Granted, but then you'd just suck off Charlie again.

I wish I could stop laughing.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 14, 2007, 03:58:18 AM
Quote from: FuMannChu on January 14, 2007, 03:56:31 AM
i wish i was a retard who sucks charlie

granted but you sucked to hard and it came off

i wish you was a noob so my toaster could eat you !
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on January 14, 2007, 04:01:25 AM
Quote from: Morris Lawry on January 14, 2007, 03:58:18 AM

I wish Charlie could ass rape me all night while Colonel Klink made me suck him off.

Granted, But I sell the DVDs for Cash Moneys.

I wish I had more Cash Moneys.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on January 19, 2007, 07:53:37 AM
Granted but morris sued you for DVD piracy and framery

I wish i knew who the hell charlie was
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Algid on January 22, 2007, 09:46:52 PM
Wish Granted, But Ur The Ruler Of "The Real World"
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaezy on February 07, 2007, 09:18:23 PM
Wish granted you turn to nothing.

I wish for a piece of cheese the size of a house.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Captain Callahan on February 07, 2007, 09:30:01 PM
You then become severly constipated and exploded.

I wish to be the Ruler of the Sevens.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 07, 2007, 10:32:01 PM
Granted, but Charlie eats your soul.

I wish I could find a picture of Charlie so we can all get a roflcopter.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on February 08, 2007, 11:55:57 AM
Granted but the rolfcopter ate the picture

i wish . . .WHAT THE HELL WHY"Z EVERYONES NAMEZ CHANGEDZ
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on February 08, 2007, 01:28:24 PM
wish granted but your still confused.

I wish I had a robot made of bacon!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Blizzard on February 08, 2007, 02:00:03 PM
Granted, but "In Russia bacon robots eat YOU!".

I wish I wouldn't :tpg: so much at the one thread about pick-up art.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 08, 2007, 11:54:50 PM
Granted, but pheonix suicides out of shame.

I wish I had a sammich right now.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on February 09, 2007, 04:58:54 AM
Granted but it tasted like Bird feet

i wish i was only human
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 09, 2007, 01:40:19 PM
Granted, but then you get hit by a car.

I wish that Anna Nicole Smith died AGAIN.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on February 09, 2007, 02:27:51 PM
Granted but now she's a zombie and comes to eat your babies.

I wish that somebody here would have my babies.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 10, 2007, 01:36:52 AM
Granted, but it's Chuck Norris......

I wish today didn't suck anus.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Knownot on February 10, 2007, 11:40:35 AM
Granted but now it sucks Giant man balls.

I wish sex was free still...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on February 10, 2007, 12:02:10 PM
Granted, but it's with your mom.

I wish Kefka (IRC) was a real person <3
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on February 10, 2007, 01:31:42 PM
He became one and made yOU a bot.


I wish Silver gave me all his cookies!!!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on February 13, 2007, 10:36:47 AM
Granted, but now he hates you... Oh wait... He does already...


I wish for Mel Gibson to be killed in a horribly painful fashion...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on February 13, 2007, 11:03:50 AM
Granted, he has died but his ghost killed you the same way when he read your post.


I wish my heart didnt break.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 13, 2007, 10:18:56 PM
Granted, but you become evil.

I wish for more cigarettes!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on February 18, 2007, 06:45:07 PM
granted, but you have to smoke Newports =X

I wish this summer will be as amazing as I imagine it to be.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 19, 2007, 02:31:14 AM
granted...But U end up in the Hospital because a Plane crash on you.

I Wish I Coulod Eat you all at once  :-X
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 19, 2007, 03:51:21 AM
Granted, but after you eat me, I bring the mosh, killing you.


I wish that I wasn't broke.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on February 19, 2007, 04:02:29 AM
Granted, but then you broke again ?_?

I WISH THE TELETUBBIES DIDNT SEXUALLY ABUSE ME.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 19, 2007, 04:08:40 AM
Granted, but they killed you instead.

I wish that I had a sword of n00b slaying.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Lominisio on February 19, 2007, 04:10:58 AM
Granted but you run out of noobs to kill.

I wish I could figure out how to host my MORPG... >.<
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 19, 2007, 04:14:06 AM
Granted, but you lose you ninja pimp magic.

I wish that Sagat will one day meet me in a mosh pit, so he can bring the Muay Thai and I'll bring THE MOSH!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 19, 2007, 05:44:05 AM
Granted, but you loose your Mosh pit God-like powers in a Bet.

I wish I was Haruhi ;=;
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 20, 2007, 12:55:09 AM
Granted, but I get my powers back.


I wish that I had a fucken wife.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 01:36:25 AM
Well u can wish in one hand and shit in the other.

i wish 4 more wishes....
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 25, 2007, 01:42:05 AM
Granted, but you must Sell your soul to Fu for it  :tpg:


I wish I could have a Mod-Slaying-AXE for another forum X_X
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 01:46:08 AM
what could a mod slaying axe possibly do 4 u?

wish this would work.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 02:19:50 AM
Granted, But then I kill your parents.

I wish the Valk server wasn't down right now.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on February 25, 2007, 02:23:12 AM
Granted. But there's nothing but a bunch of emos there.

I wish daddy would stop beating mommy....
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 02:27:24 AM
Granted, But I end up seducing your mother and I become your new daddy.

I wish I remembered where I put that book.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Dwarra? on February 25, 2007, 02:29:46 AM
Granted but I masturbated on it.

I wish I had a dollar
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on February 25, 2007, 02:31:32 AM
Quote from: Dr_Swordopolis on February 25, 2007, 02:29:46 AM
Granted but I masturbated on it.

I wish I had a dollar
Granted but.............................tax goes so high you can't buy anything with it.

I wish my penis was bigger.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 02:32:24 AM
Granted, but it smells funny.

I wish my job paid more.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 02:33:24 AM
get a better job

wish i knew
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 02:36:28 AM
Granted, but the knowledge destroys your mind.

I wish I had a throne of skulls.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Dwarra? on February 25, 2007, 02:38:35 AM
Granted, but it bites your ass

I wish I had a slut post next
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 02:40:17 AM
Granted........ But Daddy, I GOT GIRL PREGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SUCH  A WHORE!

I wish she didn't get pregs.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Dwarra? on February 25, 2007, 02:41:37 AM
Granted, but Amanda came back

I wish I had a condom
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 02:43:22 AM
Granted, use it wisely

wish he'd stop.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 02:44:16 AM
Granted, but you died of sadness.

I wish I had a personal jester.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 02:45:12 AM
Granted, you will laugh your self to sleep.

wish for a new car?
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 02:46:14 AM
Granted, but its a Yugo.

I wish some one would finally figure out what my avy is referencing.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on February 25, 2007, 02:47:05 AM
Quote from: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 02:44:16 AM
Granted, but you died of sadness.

I wish I had a personal jester.
Granted, but everyone dies out of being scared and your all alone.

I wish this storm would end.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on February 25, 2007, 02:48:31 AM
Granted, but...STFU.

I wish I could figure out why the hell my game fucks up the player's movement animations.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Dwarra? on February 25, 2007, 02:49:02 AM
Granted, but then your computer esplodes

I wish that condom I wished for earlier didnt break
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on February 25, 2007, 02:49:46 AM
Quote from: arrowone on February 25, 2007, 02:48:31 AM
Granted, but...STFU.

I wish I could figure out why the hell my game fucks up the player's movement animations.
Granted, instead your dick broke.

I wish I was rich.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 02:50:41 AM
keep wishing


wish for the moon.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 02:52:37 AM
Granted, but it crashes to eath killing you.

I wish that I was getting drunk right now.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 02:53:45 AM
Wish i could help you /\
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 02:55:30 AM
Granted, but you wake up the next morning in a dumpster.

I wish ==|=======>
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on February 25, 2007, 02:57:22 AM
Quote from: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 02:50:41 AM
keep wishing


wish for the moon.
No damnit. Wish gone wrong. Not "keep wishing"
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 02:58:33 AM
I wish you just made a mother fucken wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on February 25, 2007, 02:59:08 AM
granted but I wished for you to be emo.

I wish you were emo.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 03:01:34 AM
sorry boout that last one.

granted, but i dont wanna b.

wishi could fly.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 03:09:47 AM
Granted, but then I smite you with a Sword of Ass Kicking +7.

I wish some one would give me a pile of those swords.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 03:12:31 AM
Granted, you now posses a pile of Smiting Swords +7

Wish i had a Smiting sowrd +8
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 03:14:42 AM
Granted, but then you realise you don't know how to use a sword.

I wish I had some asses to kick.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 03:53:53 AM
Granted, 5,000 goblins apear in front of you.

wish i could see srtight
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 25, 2007, 04:58:42 AM
Granted, but I Slash u with my Bazooka instantly.

Wish I had that Axe-killer-Mod-Axe!!!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 05:26:19 AM
granted but only mods that you have never seen or met

I wish I had 400 nickles
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on February 25, 2007, 05:30:55 AM
Granted, but you drop them all down various storm drains.

I wish I could write down my musical ideas before I ended up forgetting them. :(
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 06:58:13 AM
Granted, but the Cranberries rip you off.

I wish I could lift Mjolnir.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Dwarra? on February 25, 2007, 07:01:35 AM
Granted but Thor wants it back by noon

I wish my thumb wasnt broken
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 07:12:45 AM
Granted, but then you accidentally break your toe.

I still wish I had more cancer sticks.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Snailer on February 25, 2007, 11:50:26 AM
Wish granted but your dog ate them all and died

I wish i had a ps3
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on February 25, 2007, 12:01:26 PM
Granted, but now your bankrupt and have to sell your body on the street.

I wish I didn't age.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 25, 2007, 01:46:30 PM
Granted, but then they Burn you alive and call you a Warlock.

I wish I Could find a way to shut those birds already.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 02:52:36 PM
Granted, you find you way. You then have to get ride of the cage.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Dwarra? on February 25, 2007, 06:04:39 PM
I WISH FIESTIN MADE A WISH
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 26, 2007, 02:07:35 AM
Granted, but then she raped you.

I wish I'd get revenge for mah daddy being raped!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on February 26, 2007, 02:10:06 AM
Quote from: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 06:58:13 AM
Granted, but the Cranberries rip you off.

AWFUL.

Granted, but you get raped.

I wish you all knew the glory of listening to Tunak Tunak Tun on loop for two hours.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 26, 2007, 02:20:33 AM
Granted...But then yer mother points out that "Tunak Tunak Tun is The Devil!!!"

I wish for Someone to wish already!!!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on February 27, 2007, 04:08:29 AM
Granted, but then I kill you.

I wish i was a lil more drunk.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 27, 2007, 04:14:11 AM
GRANTED, but ye get hit by a FLying Car!!!

I wish I Could Get a Giant Polar Bear!!!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on February 27, 2007, 05:14:49 AM
Granted, but it's very messy.

I wish I was 50 pounds lighter.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 27, 2007, 09:03:43 PM
Granted, but then....you get beyond 50 Pounds lighter...

I Wish I Could Play "WORMS!!!"
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on February 28, 2007, 12:15:37 AM
...but then the guy granting it got lazy and ditched you.

I wish I could play DDR right now. No, really.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on February 28, 2007, 01:37:50 AM
You slip, fall, and break your nose.

I wish I had a moose antler mounted on my wall.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on February 28, 2007, 08:42:56 PM
Wish granted, but then it gets "placed" in your skull

I wish I had a gf
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on February 28, 2007, 11:47:06 PM
Granted, but she turns out to be a bitchula that cheats on you and doesn't let you do ANYTHING to her.

I wish my i-pod would work again.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Yukimora on March 01, 2007, 12:09:31 AM
wish granted, but when u pluged in the headphones it sparked and lit you hair on fire.

i wish i had pie...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 01, 2007, 12:13:44 AM
Granted, but then it exploded. Like, NUCLEAR.

I wish my son loved me... :'( (he abuses me and tells me to fuck off a lot)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Yukimora on March 01, 2007, 12:30:20 AM
granted but you figure out that it a decoy and your real son shoots you in the head.

i wish i have better luck with things..
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 01, 2007, 02:33:09 AM
Granted, but it's only with specific things, like pencils.

I wish I made my sewing class stuff perfectly.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 02, 2007, 02:43:50 AM
But then you "accidently" sewed your fingers together

I wish I had never made a wish
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Yukimora on March 02, 2007, 02:58:37 AM
granted but an event happens to where a wish woud be handy and u end up dead.

i wish people would speach more(yes speech)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on March 02, 2007, 03:01:16 AM
Granted, but then you have to here 8 Hours of Speach all Day long, in everywhere you go, someone gives a Speech!!! (Oh The Inhumanity!!!!)

I wish I never said that...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Yukimora on March 02, 2007, 03:04:11 AM
granted, but then your parents enter the room and gives u a speech on how you should have said it.

i wish i could feel my foot...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 02, 2007, 01:34:59 PM
Granted, but then you die.

I wish I had like ten thousand cartons of cancer sticks.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 02, 2007, 02:32:02 PM
Granted but they'e empty. And then they explode.

I wish I had some good food right now.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 02, 2007, 03:05:52 PM
Granted, but then you eat too much, get fat, and become one of the millions of other fat people in America. Then you explode.

I wish I could not die
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on March 02, 2007, 03:07:18 PM
Then you are doomed to walk the Earth alone for all eternity.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish. :(
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 02, 2007, 03:15:49 PM
But then terrorists captured you and the only way out was a wish!

I wish I had "connections" with the mob
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on March 02, 2007, 03:17:23 PM
Granted, but they were in your anus.

I wish Final Fantasy would just disappear. :-\
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 02, 2007, 07:11:20 PM
It does, but you disapear with it!

I wish I had a trained bear
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 03, 2007, 12:39:03 AM
Granted, but it is trained by your rival, and you think it is yours but it was sent to eat you.

I wish I didn't have to wake up to clean my house every weekend.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Yukimora on March 03, 2007, 12:46:46 AM
granted but instead you had to clean the world

i wish i could read minds
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on March 03, 2007, 12:50:12 AM
Granted, but the horrors of somepeoples minds drive you to insanity where you kill yourself.

I wish my dear Rioshene a wonderful day
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 03, 2007, 02:46:38 AM
Granted, but then Rioshene breaks a mirror.

I wish I had great legs.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Yukimora on March 03, 2007, 02:48:54 AM
granted but there just lamps

i wish i was a wolf
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 03, 2007, 02:50:23 AM
Granted, but then it was taken because you didn't use proper vocabulary.
...sorry. I had to.


I WISH I COULD PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS!!!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Yukimora on March 03, 2007, 02:59:30 AM
i think you mean grammar or spelling vocab is kinda opional

granted but you horribly messed up and made me look even worse

i wish Kairei would leave my friend alone...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 03, 2007, 04:00:58 AM
Wish granted, but your best friend throws a field hockey stick at you, and this time I shatter your ankle.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 03, 2007, 03:02:16 PM
...no wish? Okay...

I wish son didn't dislike me so much.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 03, 2007, 03:54:40 PM
Too bad.

I wish kitty would be more naughty.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 03, 2007, 03:59:52 PM
Granted, but she's so naughty now that she cheats on you, robs banks, and is a stripper.

I wish Pup didn't think of me as only pussy.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 03, 2007, 04:02:26 PM
WISH ALREADY GRANTED, but at least a little more naughtier at appropriate times. BOW!

I wish that you could stay at granpup's house with me.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 03, 2007, 04:06:20 PM
I wish it were granted.

I wish your grandpa didn't think of me as an unsatisfying future wife and potential bearer of your children (saying i'm too small...HMPH! >:()
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 03, 2007, 04:09:13 PM
Wish granted, but now Grandpa thinks ur ugly.

I wish I COULD FREAKIN HAVE MY LICENSE.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 03, 2007, 11:18:55 PM
You get it, but then your car demonstrates the phenomenal accurence of spontaneus combustion where it explodes into three billion pieces with an explosion that would take fifty tons gunpowder to recreate in an action movie of five stars. And you die.

I wish that could be longer
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 04, 2007, 01:21:29 AM
Wish granted, but then it becomes so long that it comes out of your computer and strangles you. And it continues to grow.

I wish I had the full mp3 of Hero's Come Back
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Lominisio on March 04, 2007, 01:24:24 AM
Granted... But it's in a different language. >.>

I wish I had a penny.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 04, 2007, 03:27:05 AM
Wish granted, but you lose it three seconds later.

I wish I had two pennies.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 04, 2007, 03:40:23 AM
Granted, but then you throw them out like you always do.

I wish it were Spring Break so I could go to the beach with Kaitenshin.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 04, 2007, 03:45:07 AM
Wish granted, but I have work so I don't know about that.

I wish I could have Axe Bubblebath.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Yukimora on March 04, 2007, 04:37:40 AM
granted but your tub water was replaced with acid

i wish i was wrong
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 04, 2007, 05:08:18 AM
Granted, but then you turn into a girl.

I wish I got some muscle on my abs.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Yukimora on March 04, 2007, 05:10:53 AM
granted but then you became buffed out to where you couldent scratch your head

i wish my next wish went wrong
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 04, 2007, 07:01:11 AM
Wish granted, and yet impossibly not.

I wish that my wish would go to Yukimora.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on March 04, 2007, 04:30:44 PM
Granted, but he uses it to blah, blah, blah, something.

I wish I knew what the real story was with Kaitenshin, Yukimora and KaireiIsORANGE... 
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Yukimora on March 04, 2007, 06:05:48 PM
wish granted but the truth is too much for you to handle and you kill yourself

i wish i had 50 dollors
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 04, 2007, 07:53:25 PM
granted, but then you pay for a hooker and get AIDS

I wish I wasn't so bored
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 05, 2007, 04:07:28 AM
Granted, but then you become involved in a fight for your life and you lose it.

I wish I was as hot as Ringo (she's in my sig & avatar).
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Yukimora on March 05, 2007, 04:24:47 AM
granted but all the guys at school wont stop touching you

i wish i was never born 3 months before my mom
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on March 05, 2007, 04:26:04 AM
Granted, but you were now born four months before.

I wish people wouldn't get so angry.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Yukimora on March 05, 2007, 04:28:21 AM
granted but ppl started to be a little to nice*wink*

i wish i was my dad...(i mean i produced me)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on March 05, 2007, 04:29:44 AM
Granted, but you die from some inbred-exclusive disease.

I wish protected pre-marital sex on everyone!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ORANGEKaireiIs! on March 05, 2007, 05:02:47 AM
Already has been granted  ;)

I wish my son didn't wish that I didn't give birth to him.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arrow on March 05, 2007, 05:06:48 AM
Granted, but he now wants you to RE-birth him!

I wish I didn't just accidently imagine that...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Yukimora on March 05, 2007, 05:14:30 AM
granted now you have to actually go through it

i wish kairei wasnt alive...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 05, 2007, 01:42:01 PM
Wish granted, than I SLAP YOU. BAD SON! NO!

I wish my son wasn't alive.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 05, 2007, 06:12:31 PM
Wish granted, but then your wife takes a very large chainsaw and rips your face open because you killed her son.

I wish I make things explode with my mind
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 05, 2007, 08:28:58 PM
Wish granted, but one day you will think of urself and you'll explode and the shratnel of your bone pierces my tibia.

I wish I didn't have a bone pierce my tibia.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 06, 2007, 07:31:14 PM
Wish granted, but it got relocated to your brain

I wish I could shoot fireballs out of my hands.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on March 06, 2007, 07:36:17 PM
Granted, but it burns your hands off and you have to live without them.

I wish I had Super Smash Brothers Brawl now.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 06, 2007, 07:39:08 PM
Wish granted, but thousands of people would break your door down and eat you alive so that they could have, then they would kill each other untill the strongest came out on top.

I wish I stole Irockman1's copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on March 06, 2007, 07:43:59 PM
Granted but it's only a beta version.

I wish the world was square.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 07, 2007, 08:33:25 PM
Granted, but then the laws of physics would not work and everyone would start hurtling towards the sun, starting with the fattest

I wish that McDonalds never came around
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on March 07, 2007, 08:38:13 PM
Granted, but the majority of...
Spoiler for:
Black people wouldn't have jobs, and they would all mug you.


I wish I could play guitar.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 08, 2007, 04:44:10 AM
Granted, but you aren't very good at it.

I wish for a shirt that says, "Fat Bastard".
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on March 08, 2007, 10:26:36 AM
Granted but they hurt your hands, plus i threw the mirror shards at you @-@
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 08, 2007, 02:33:22 PM
I wish Morris Lawry made more sense
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: :) on March 08, 2007, 02:44:07 PM
Granted. abaldfh shun

I wish the ice cream malt cup on my table was full.  ;9
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 09, 2007, 03:20:57 PM
Granted, but then you swallow a nuclear-altered mosquito that had landed in your ice cream malt and you grew large wings, and had a face that no mother could love.

I wish I had a Glock in my pocket.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Shaman on March 09, 2007, 04:45:48 PM
Wish granted but you accidently pull the trigger and blow your cock off.

I wish Frogs could fly.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 10, 2007, 02:08:44 PM
Granted, but they take over the world and deserts would cease to exist.

I wish that i had a chocolate bar.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 11, 2007, 12:49:39 AM
Granted, but you get killed for it.

I wish I got MORE drunk last night.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on March 11, 2007, 02:14:27 AM
Granted, but then, U end up uin the Hospital today instead, for no Reason whatsoever and ends up having slept with all the Nurses of the Hospital  :tpg:

I Wish I wouldnj't have granted that to Fuuu...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 11, 2007, 06:05:57 AM
Granted, but then Thor smites you.

I wish for the ability to shoot lasers from my weiner.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on March 14, 2007, 01:48:21 AM
Granted, but after the First Shot...you're Weiner is Unusable forever!!!!!! (No more sex!!! ZOMG!!!!)


I wish I had that girl in me avatar for me Only >=F
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 14, 2007, 07:31:54 PM
Granted, but then her head invariablly spews Japanese cuss words, and she breaks up with you

I wish i had a taco.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 16, 2007, 04:16:16 AM
Granted, but some oen steals it.

I wish I had more cancer sticks.


___Side Note______
I know I wish for this alot, but all I'm saying when I do that is telling every one I ran out.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on March 16, 2007, 01:41:51 PM
Granted, but you run out of cancaer sticks, AGAIN! Muhahahaha!!!

I wish /\ had EXPLODING cancer sticks
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on March 22, 2007, 06:34:35 PM
^Granted, but they exploded on you.

I wish I had a thousand wishes.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 22, 2007, 07:42:05 PM
Granted, but each wish kills you.

I wish that people on Xanga weren't as stupid.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: cobragamer on March 22, 2007, 10:07:50 PM
Granted but they then became annnoying
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 23, 2007, 01:27:57 AM
They already are.


Also, I wish you made a damned wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on March 23, 2007, 06:36:55 AM
Granted, but the wish is a wish for your death.

I wish I could wish a wish that wished away all the other wishes.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on March 23, 2007, 03:38:45 PM
Granted, but you Get Stuck In a Chair as a Veggie forever  :=:

I wish you didn't wish for that.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on March 23, 2007, 04:41:04 PM
Granted, but I do anyway.

I wish I had a big blue brooomstick.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 24, 2007, 01:37:40 AM
Granted, but it breaks.

I wish for M.Bison's hat. Because that hat owns.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on March 24, 2007, 06:42:26 AM
Granted, but it eats your head.

I wish I was a monkey humping llamas.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on March 24, 2007, 02:18:06 PM
Granted, but you find out that it was A Fat Gay Ass Man in a Llama Suit XDDD

I wish I could smile like that to the girls --------------------------------------------------->
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 24, 2007, 11:59:11 PM
Wish granted, but your breath is so horrible one of the girls becomes a FAT GAY ASS MAN in a Llama suit.

I wish could throw a a FAT GAY ASS MAN in a Llama suit off my roof.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 26, 2007, 01:59:51 AM
Granted, but you get arrested for murder.

I wish I had more cash moneys.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on March 26, 2007, 04:54:23 AM
Granted, but you spend it all on cheap hookers and get hepatitis C and genital warts =o


Ummm... I wish I had already finished my 6 years of study...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on March 26, 2007, 04:57:03 AM
Granted but....You Realize you Wasted 6 Years of your life for nothing  :tpg:


I Wish I was you  :o
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 26, 2007, 10:07:06 PM
Uh, really wow? Wish granted but you screw up my body and my spirit returns to it with my ass hurting really bad.

I wish my ass didn't hurt that bad.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on March 27, 2007, 06:36:27 PM
Wish granted, but you find out that you've become the opposite gender.

I wish I could script as well as Blizzard.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 27, 2007, 10:37:31 PM
Wish granted, but blizzard gets so pissed he traces your IP Address to your house and kills you violently with a dirty spoon.

I wish I could use Irgna's jutsu's against him.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on March 27, 2007, 10:51:15 PM
Wish grated. But you use all your chakra on your first jutsu and die.

I wish I wasn't so damn bored.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 27, 2007, 10:54:10 PM
Wish granted, but then you have too much to do which goes against your avatar's principle's so you get stressed and jump off your roof head first.

I wish I could jump super high.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on March 27, 2007, 10:56:47 PM
Wish granted, but you jump into a plane and get chomped up in one of the engines.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on March 27, 2007, 10:59:37 PM
Wish granted, but you wish for your death and well, that sucks.

I wish I lived in the samurai times.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 28, 2007, 02:43:40 AM
Granted, But you get shot by some dude who got a gun imported from Portugal.

I wish I didn't watch so much fucking history channel.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on April 01, 2007, 06:52:29 PM
Granted, but you become even more of an overrated egotistical ass :B


I WISH I NEW WHO I WAS!!

:=
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Lominisio on April 01, 2007, 06:55:43 PM
Ok. You are Saucy. :)

I wish I knew who I was! :o
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 01, 2007, 07:01:41 PM
You're my butler.

I wish Arlen didn't hijack everything.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Snailer on April 01, 2007, 07:38:48 PM
Wish granted now Arl took over

I wish I had a super Pc :D
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 01, 2007, 07:46:48 PM
Granted, but Arl hijacks it.

What if I didn't call Shenanigans?
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: cobragamer on April 01, 2007, 07:47:48 PM
you got it but it crashed. i wishing had a super toaster
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 01, 2007, 07:49:52 PM
Granted, but it becomes intellegent then enslaves you.

I wish I had a sammich with melty cheese and like breaded chicken and a HUGE Dr.Pepper.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Valcos on April 01, 2007, 07:51:54 PM
There is no such thing as a sammich so you killed your self (i dont think there is one?)

I wish I had more wishes. Then with those wishes I wished I was invincable and the next person can wish something wrong with my wish!!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 01, 2007, 07:53:14 PM
Granted, but then Thor finds a way to kick your ass any way.

I wish you knew that a Sammich is a sandwich.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on April 01, 2007, 07:55:22 PM
Then we'd all have horrible grammar and spelling.

What if I had a cucumber as a penis?
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Valcos on April 01, 2007, 07:56:51 PM
You would never get to have sex!

I wish Thor was my bitch
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on April 01, 2007, 08:15:30 PM
Wish granted, but is just one of your three-hundred bitches.

I wish I would "ever get laid", (whatever that means).
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Valcos on April 01, 2007, 08:18:57 PM
Well I miss spelled something so I cant say something about your wish

I wish I spelled better
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on April 01, 2007, 09:46:39 PM
Wish granted. But you can only type in 1337.
I wish RMRK didn't turn everyone into Arl for April Fools day.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on April 02, 2007, 01:25:49 AM
Wish granted, but everyone is Kaitenshin now.

I wish I had a clone Arl . . .
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on April 02, 2007, 05:31:05 PM
Wish granted, but he dissapeared after April Fools Day was over.
I wish I had a cookie.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on April 02, 2007, 05:34:27 PM
Wish granted, but it's just a lame Girlscout one.

I wish a blade ripped through my belly, and the shratnel of my flesh peirces your eye!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on April 02, 2007, 06:34:32 PM
Wish granted, but they (somehow) bounce of my eyes and kill you instead.

I wish nothing could go wrong in the next three posts.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on April 14, 2007, 12:43:56 PM
Wish granted but someone balancing a carrot on their head and eating a bowl of stale cornflakes (Me... obviously ^_^ ) comes along and starts screaming down your earhole...

I wish I wasn't me...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on April 14, 2007, 01:31:46 PM
Wish granted, but you become a suicidal kitten instead.

I wish...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: cobragamer on April 15, 2007, 02:42:50 PM
Nothing so you lose and die

I wish I could contain myself
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 15, 2007, 11:07:09 PM
Granted, but then you get raped by Charlie.

I wish Bob Dole and George Bush played a game of Magic: the Gathering on live tv.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Jalkson on April 16, 2007, 06:48:02 AM
Granted, but George Bush wins and gets an extra 4 years in office.  :tpg:



I wish I wasn't bored.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on April 16, 2007, 05:20:50 PM
Granted... but then a crazy madman *ahem* runs into the room singing the simpsons theme tune...

I wish I was a twig...

(Don't ask)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on April 16, 2007, 06:44:52 PM
Wish granted, but a suicidal kitten steps on you.

I wish I was the richest man on the planet.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on April 16, 2007, 06:57:06 PM
Wish granted... but you are forced to give all your money to charity...

I wish I had a rocket launcher
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kokowam on April 16, 2007, 09:51:10 PM
Except that rocket launcher exploded on you and your family.

I wish I could do magic and could manipulate all aspects (Alchemy, Elements, etc.) well.

W00T! Post 600. I wanna become 777 :D
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Jalkson on April 17, 2007, 01:57:33 AM
Granted, but you lose all your motor skills in the process.

I wish I could be a dog.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 17, 2007, 02:36:24 AM
Granted, but then you get nuetered. *gasp*

I wish a llama joined the forums.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Holkeye on April 17, 2007, 02:38:53 AM
Once he becomes established, he is given Moderator status, and bans all human accounts, and renames the forum RMLK: RpgMaker Llama Kit.

I wish I could freeze things just by thinking about it.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 17, 2007, 02:40:28 AM
Granted, but then you accidentlly freeze your butthole shut.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on May 15, 2007, 09:33:01 AM
fail?

I wish i had a pimped out RPG Maker
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 15, 2007, 01:27:55 PM
Wish granted, but you discover that it's just Postality Knights.
I wish Maple Story DS was already out.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 15, 2007, 03:21:18 PM
Granted but no-ne knew until the end of the world :P

I wish I was sane :D
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Lominisio on May 15, 2007, 03:29:05 PM
Granted but then you find out what a mess you really are.

I wish that --> :bean: was \/ mother.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 15, 2007, 03:54:08 PM
Yay! I got a mother, but oh no... she died and became  :mex: ... xP


I wish that I knew what Shoop Da Whoop was... xP
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 15, 2007, 04:12:31 PM
you found out what shoop da whoop was... but you were killed for knowing too much

I wish that i owned rmrk.net
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Lominisio on May 15, 2007, 04:32:19 PM
Granted but now you have to pay for it. I believe it's about $400 a month to keep it running.

I wish ^ loved \/
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 15, 2007, 05:09:07 PM
Uh... are double^ g-g-g-g-gaaaay!?   xP


I wish I were alive :O
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 15, 2007, 06:56:32 PM
Quote from: Lominisio on May 15, 2007, 03:29:05 PM
Granted but then you find out what a mess you really are.

Oh I already know that :D

@Kesshomaru - Granted but then you die :P

I wish I wasn't a turnip
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 15, 2007, 07:01:37 PM
Your wish got granted (NOT)!  :lol: Your leaves fell slowly off, and then quickly... (Sorry, dude!)

I wish /\ and \/ wasn't in love with eachother nor me! =S
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 15, 2007, 07:04:14 PM
That must be me! ;8

Wish granted but someone else falls in love with you... gayly...

I wish I had a lamppost in my right hand and a tree in my left
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 15, 2007, 07:09:09 PM
Quote from: Rune on May 15, 2007, 07:04:14 PM
but someone else falls in love with you... gayly...


OMFG!! NOOOOO!!


You're wish isn't granted as the genie doesn't now what the hell you're talking about!  :P


I wish the next episode of Naruto (Shippuuden) and Bleach will come out NOOOOW!!!!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 15, 2007, 10:29:32 PM
Granted, but it is just a blank screen with words abouy gay animal sex

I wish that jesus would stand infront of me, i wanna see how much blood the son of god has (just for fun, he will come back so nobody really gets hurt)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Morris Lawry on May 16, 2007, 10:36:31 AM
granted. . but its rly ELECTRIC JESUS!! so he zaps your penis off. .its gone

I wish chuck norris got shot. .
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Holkeye on May 16, 2007, 11:41:02 AM
Granted, but part of his will is that he be buried in the same grave as you, while you both are naked.

I wish my nose didn't bleed when the weather got dry.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Lominisio on May 16, 2007, 12:27:13 PM
Granted. You're ears bleed instead.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today. >_>
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 16, 2007, 02:20:34 PM
Wish granted, but that's because your school was the target of a terrorist attack.

I wish I could find a Wii (I'm starting to think that it's just a myth).
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 16, 2007, 03:07:19 PM
Quote from: mastermoo420 on April 16, 2007, 09:51:10 PM
Except that rocket launcher exploded on you and your family.

I wish I could do magic and could manipulate all aspects (Alchemy, Elements, etc.) well.

W00T! Post 600. I wanna become 777 :D
In exactly 1 month today you gained 1200 posts... my god

Granted bt it doesnt work, and cant be fixed... ever

I wish chuck norris would kill George Bush
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 16, 2007, 03:46:39 PM
Granted but Chuck Norris gets high and start going on a killing rampage... and you're first :D

I wish I didn't share a room with my brother >.>
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 16, 2007, 06:02:06 PM
Granted but instead you are invaved by very manly/butch girls who look like men... and want you... there are 15 of them.

I with i could go into space
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 16, 2007, 06:44:17 PM
Granted but you forget your helmet

I wish I was the most powerful being alive :P
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 16, 2007, 06:47:35 PM
Granted, but chuck norris does not like this, kills himself and comes back as a ghost therefore being able to be stronger than you and kicks your lilly ass into the grave

I wish i was god
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 16, 2007, 07:21:28 PM
Granted but then you have to take care of earth... and pay the rent :D

I wish I was Chuck Norris :P
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 16, 2007, 09:07:43 PM
granted but Mr T avenges the true soul of chuck by whoppin your ass just by sayin "I pitty the fool!"

I wish that i had a huge hammer to hit people over the head with
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 16, 2007, 11:15:21 PM
Wish granted, but it's made of rubber and doesn't hurt anyone.

I wish I could go into my video games and experience them first hand.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 16, 2007, 11:21:01 PM
me too, but let's face it... we' got trapped O_O

I wish the love of my life would like me back! T_T (I wonder if I haven't already written this one... but I'm not sure so... xP)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Holkeye on May 17, 2007, 11:50:44 AM
Granted, but they let you know they're into shit and vomit play... the hard way.

I wish I had an instant transporter device.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 12:45:26 PM
And when used, you end up in hell.

I wish I liked tea...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 17, 2007, 02:11:21 PM
Wish granted, but now you don't like any sodas anymore! >=)


I wish you liked soda again...  :tpg:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 02:14:45 PM
So I could want to like tea again.

I wish I could make tables green...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 17, 2007, 02:27:16 PM
Granted! But the tables, after a while, turn red!  :o
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 02:46:05 PM
****! You spend a wish on nothing  ;8

I wish I was a spinning cat.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on May 17, 2007, 02:47:58 PM
Granted, but you constantly vomit hairballs.

I wish I had enough money for a monthly cell phone bill.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 17, 2007, 03:37:42 PM
Granted, but your phone is then tapped by the FBI and you are arrested for torroist activities that you didnt do

I wish that i was a rock star
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 17, 2007, 03:59:52 PM
Granted but no-one likes you

I wish I was the devil
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sshadow on May 17, 2007, 05:46:51 PM
Granted- but you now realize you have to deal with all the *ssholes who get sent there and eventually commit suicide.

I was I had a car.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 17, 2007, 06:41:32 PM
granted but then you crash it and completely destroy your body

I wish that people/creatures/things could come out of games
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 06:42:38 PM
Wish granted, but they beat the hell outta you

I wish I could scuba dive
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sshadow on May 17, 2007, 06:43:17 PM
Granted, but you dive down too far and the pressure crushes you to bits.

I wish I was skilled with a bo staff.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 17, 2007, 06:44:03 PM
Granted but you accidentally whack your best mate in the teeth

I wish I was a transvestite (Not in real life! Just... play along... )
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 06:44:44 PM
/\ Wish granted. 'nuff said.

I wish I had 3 legs.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Polraudio on May 17, 2007, 06:45:19 PM
got 3 legs but 1 was bigger that the others

i wish i had a PSP
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 17, 2007, 06:48:07 PM
Granted.... you play with it in bed and the more you play... the harder it gets

I wish I had a tree trunk in my right hand
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 17, 2007, 06:49:37 PM
Wish granted, but I set it on fire.

I wish I had a spare set of ears
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 17, 2007, 06:51:04 PM
Granted so you have to listen to me babble on about trees

I wish I was the most famous rock star ever... (I wish)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 17, 2007, 08:18:59 PM
Granted but you die in a drug related traffic accident and burn all your money in the process

I wish that Thor would come and kick \/'s ass
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 17, 2007, 08:44:52 PM
Wish granted, but he get confused and beats you up instead.

I wish...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 17, 2007, 10:01:29 PM
granted, but you didnt state what you wished for so the wish granter decided to destroy the universe... thanks alot bitch ;D

I wish superman had a fight with jesus
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Revo on May 18, 2007, 02:27:04 AM
Granted, but Jesus beats Superman and then he sent you to hell for making a stupid wish.

I wish that I could BAKE YOUR SOUL!!!  >:(
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sshadow on May 18, 2007, 04:06:30 AM
Granted, but you realize it's the most awesome creation you've ever made, and you had to taste it, and you die, because it's tainted soul.

I wish we had a Canadian bean, instead of Mexican bean...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 18, 2007, 12:21:34 PM
Granted, but the mexican takes revenge

I wish we had a green/yellow/gold theme...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 18, 2007, 03:38:00 PM
Granted but its so leet that it burns your eyes out

I wish we has a loli theme :D
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 18, 2007, 03:57:03 PM
Granted but the makers forget to all ow you to use it :P

I wish I had a rock for a brain... (pretty stupid wish O_o)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 18, 2007, 04:04:00 PM
/\ Granted  ;D

I wish we had more  ;8 icons
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 18, 2007, 04:06:47 PM
Granted but you notice that you don't need more than one

I wish I was a magical cake
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 18, 2007, 04:47:39 PM
Wish granted, but then I eat you.
I wish I had every video game in existence, and that they all worked properly.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on May 18, 2007, 04:50:49 PM
Granted, but your vision is decreased to 100 100.

I wish I was dating a hot chick. ;9
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 18, 2007, 05:03:57 PM
Granted, but you find out it was a guy.

I wish I had money in my shoe.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 18, 2007, 05:26:12 PM
granted but its only a penny, and it explodes when you touch it

I wish i was jewsus (yeah thats right jewsus)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 18, 2007, 06:25:01 PM
Granted, now you change the course of religious history by having an extra letter in your name

I wish I wasn't this retarded
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 18, 2007, 06:51:13 PM
Granted but then you realise that those things your friends make you "do" to them isnt all fun and games

I wish mars would blow up
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 18, 2007, 06:56:15 PM
Granted, but a shard of the now blown-up red planet Mars drilled a big whole in your skull so you almost died.


I wish I had something to do...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 18, 2007, 07:05:34 PM
Wish granted, you start lookin' for music 'till your harddrive is filled

I wish I had a fluffy couch
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 18, 2007, 07:10:16 PM
Granted but its soo fluffy that it eats you whole

I wish zeus would come and kick jupiters ass
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sshadow on May 18, 2007, 07:30:58 PM
Granted, but Zeus goes crazy and feels like kicking everybody's ass... [THANKS you douche!]
=]

I wish I had a job that paid $50.50 an hour.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 18, 2007, 07:34:47 PM
Granted but your taxed $49.49 an hour (and im not a douche :( )

I wish chuck norris and Mr T had a fight
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sshadow on May 18, 2007, 07:56:50 PM
Granted, but eventually the join forces and kill everyone else, just because they can. [I was kidding about being a douche]

I wish I could tell when someone was lying to me.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 18, 2007, 08:01:33 PM
Granted but you get called a freak for being able to do that (It's a hard life :P )

I wish I had my own site that I was the admin to :D (Bad idea)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sshadow on May 18, 2007, 08:04:54 PM
Granted, but I become a moderator. [XD]

I wish I was a moderator. [lol]
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 18, 2007, 08:05:41 PM
Granted, but the site cwould crash after two days and 4 hours

I wish I had unlimited PM space
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 18, 2007, 08:07:01 PM
Granted... and you get pummelled with thousands of endless PMs

I wish this game was in real life
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 18, 2007, 10:15:25 PM
Wish granted, but Zues (a.k.a. Jupiter), who was wished up on the last page kicks your @$$.

I wish I could play Maple Story without it constantly bugging up.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 18, 2007, 10:22:44 PM
Granted but your computer blows up leaving you with sars and burns all over your body... and glass in your ass.

I wish that Mr T could REALLY "Pitty the fool"
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sshadow on May 19, 2007, 02:01:45 AM
Granted, but Mr. T dies of confusion because it's "Pity the fool." not "Pitty the fool." And he can't comprehend the extra "T" and EXPLODES!
[I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, I just couldn't think of anything]

I wish to be able to suck myself off.
XD
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 19, 2007, 08:18:45 AM
Granted... your fantasies not mine :P

I wish I had a sig like yours :(
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 19, 2007, 11:02:19 AM
:(

Wish granted but by looking at it you turn yourself into stone

I wish a Chuck Norris would kick all your asses
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 19, 2007, 11:48:50 AM
Granted, but as all asses fell off Chuck Norris got scared and killed himself...

I wish all members at rmrk (or at least you who read this) would join my new forum at http://kotatsu.studio.nu (http://kotatsu.studio.nu).  :huge:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 19, 2007, 01:37:27 PM
Granted but we all take over your site and call it LLAMA.net :D

I wish I was a fruit salad with hidden needles in it so no-one could eat me :D
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 19, 2007, 01:49:21 PM
Wish granted. But I still eat you.

I wish I had an iPod.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 19, 2007, 01:52:06 PM
Granted but it has no memory on it

I wish I could think of more wishes... i'm clean out :P
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 19, 2007, 01:58:25 PM
Not granted, because so is the genie...


I wish you would read, like, enjoy and be crazy everytime a new chapter comes out of my new story here at rmrk.net!  Read about the Bean Chronicles (http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,17323.0.html)!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 19, 2007, 02:01:57 PM
Wish granted, but you make  :mex: seem like a pervert  ;8

I wish I could be without lying.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 19, 2007, 02:16:19 PM
Not granted because Kess didn't grant my wish

I wish my wish was granted
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 19, 2007, 02:18:33 PM
Granted, but there was no wish in the first place.

I wish I had a badge
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 19, 2007, 05:31:29 PM
Granted but you stab yourself in the heart and die

I wish i had \/'s Brain
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on May 19, 2007, 05:37:33 PM
Granted, but your body is unable to comprehend it's amazing abilities. :V

I wish I had some sushi
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 19, 2007, 05:58:42 PM
Granted, but the raw fish gives you AIDS and you die  :tpg:

I wish I would never turn hungry or thirsty
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 19, 2007, 06:18:46 PM
Granted, but as you never ate, you died...

I wish you who said something bad about anything japanese would die!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 19, 2007, 06:27:33 PM
Granted but you remember you said something bad and you die

I wish i ruled the earth
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 19, 2007, 08:46:53 PM
Granted but you have to pay the rent

I wish I made a wish earlier
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 19, 2007, 08:47:30 PM
Wish granted, but space would get messed up and we'd all die.

I wish I had a rolex
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on May 19, 2007, 09:48:35 PM
Granted, but you get robbed as soon as you walk out the store

I wish i ruled the earth... Rent free
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 19, 2007, 09:52:49 PM
Granted... you have to look after all the peoples on it :P

I wish I could send messages through my mind to other peoples' minds psychically
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 19, 2007, 10:12:10 PM
Granted, but you will exceed bandwith limit

I wish I looked like  ;8
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 19, 2007, 10:12:45 PM
Wish granted, but you accidently send a VERY embarrassing message to your mom.

I wish NP+ 2.0 would be released soon.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 19, 2007, 10:22:16 PM
Was that 'wish granted' to mine or ferenn's wish? ???

Wish granted but there is a major bug in it that shuts don your pc for eternity :flash:

I wish I had a brain
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 19, 2007, 10:37:12 PM
Wish granted.

I wish...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Revo on May 19, 2007, 10:40:18 PM
Granted, but you fail.

I wish that I could see members names...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 19, 2007, 10:56:16 PM
Granted, but then you found out your own name and got petrified of fright for the rest of the eternity!

I wish I wouldn't have to go to school next week... THAT IT WAS SUMMER VACATION ALREADY! ;D
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Revo on May 19, 2007, 11:02:32 PM
Granted, but then you find out that they changed Summer Vacation to only 3 days long and then you had to go to UBER SCHOOL. (Which is really hard and boring)

I wish I wish I had DSL.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 20, 2007, 12:44:20 AM
Wish granted, but your DSL is slower than dial-up.

I wish that I could find a cool new MMO.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 20, 2007, 08:31:08 AM
Granted but you have to pay a s**t load of money to sign up to it ;8

I wish I had a s**t load of money :tpg:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 20, 2007, 08:37:44 AM
Granted, but it all goes to //\\'s MMO

I wish I had a new set of speakers.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 20, 2007, 08:41:39 AM
Granted but they pick up really wierd signals and start spurting mushrooms out their newly grown eyes ;8

I wish I could swim around the world in a day
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 20, 2007, 12:14:18 PM
Wish granted, but you fall asleep in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and drown.
I wish I could find a private server for the MMO from my last wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 20, 2007, 01:34:08 PM
Wish granted but there are lasers in the MMO that shoot everything that moves

I wish I was made of chocolate so I could eat myself
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: fidio on May 20, 2007, 01:45:14 PM
Wish Granted but... well you ate yourself

I wish that I had infinite amount of money!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 20, 2007, 01:46:14 PM
Granted, but everyone would beat the hell outta you and take it.

I wish I had a big house.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: fidio on May 20, 2007, 01:53:40 PM
Granted, Couldnt find the kitchen and starved

I wish i wasn't bored
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 20, 2007, 02:13:56 PM
Granted... your brother walks in the room and rapes you

I wish I could script a bit more
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 20, 2007, 02:19:21 PM
Granted, but you would be bombed with requests resulting in
Spoiler for:
Death.

I wish I wouldn't have so many sprite jobs  ;9
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: fidio on May 20, 2007, 02:27:25 PM
Granted, you get very very bored and your head caploades!

I wish i was an orange bean (dont make me eat myself i hate beans :() :mex:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 20, 2007, 03:10:44 PM
Granted but you are eaten by a geuine donkey man

I wish I was a Vending Machine
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 20, 2007, 03:12:14 PM
Granted, but here everything can happen so, some weird guys put in their 'thingies' so you would become sooooo gay...

I wish I weren't one of those guys (:o) ...  :'(        ::)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: fidio on May 20, 2007, 03:14:20 PM
Granted, but unfortunately men have needs....... and you became one of them.....

I wish i owned flash and owned at flash!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 20, 2007, 03:17:35 PM
Granted, but people start to hate your talents

I wish my face had a blue hue.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 20, 2007, 03:45:13 PM
Granted but you look like Chell from Star Trek and commit suicide instantly

I wish I had another holy hand potato after throwing my last one at TeaBag and his Canadian army of Walruses
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 20, 2007, 03:47:43 PM
Granted. 'nuff said  ;D

I wish we could revive our dead penguin.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: TeaBag on May 20, 2007, 03:49:20 PM
granted, only now it's horny for walrus flesh.

I wish I knew the best way to prepare potatoes.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 20, 2007, 03:52:18 PM
Granted, but they'd explode in your face.

I wish I was able to command nuclear bombs.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 20, 2007, 05:07:54 PM
Granted :D

I wish I was the right hand man of the supreme ruler of the universe
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 20, 2007, 05:18:13 PM
Granted, you become my right-hand man

I wish Ukrainians culture wouldn't forbid them to kill people standing beside eggs
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 20, 2007, 05:22:49 PM
Granted... but instead it forbids them to kill people standing beside large, furry, mutated turnips

I wish large, furry, mutated turnips didn't exist
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 20, 2007, 05:24:06 PM
Wish granted, they turn into time bombs

I wish I could slap a special person with a rotten fish and gain levels.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaezy on May 21, 2007, 05:36:11 AM
Granted! But your fish turns into a Impaler of +99999999999 atk and def with a time bomb atached to it

I wish for a blender
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 22, 2007, 07:09:53 PM
Granted but you accidentally sever your penis off

I wish time bombs only existed for my use and couldn't blow up on me
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 22, 2007, 07:17:42 PM
Granted, they get teleported into peoples pants whos names begin with a 'T'.

I wish I could make poison with my mind and transfer it through walrusses.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 22, 2007, 07:22:25 PM
T?... T... T... T... TEABAG!! ;8

Granted but remember, you like walrusses... don't you?

I wish turnips hadn't been invented
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Esmeralda on May 22, 2007, 07:23:55 PM
Granted, but... turnips have a nice smell in a bad way. But they're gone now. Poof.

I wish  :bean: wasn't a spy but rather an evil bean set on world domination.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 22, 2007, 07:36:36 PM
Granted but he is still a spy... for our side 8)

I wish Ferenn didn't like walrusses so his earlier wish could be fulfilled without any flaws
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 22, 2007, 07:51:24 PM
Wish granted, but one of those walruses infects you with the poison.

I wish I had a cool sign-based av like Rune and MA.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 22, 2007, 07:56:51 PM
(What happened to that other av I sent you? :P )

Granted but you get arrested for breaking copyright laws

I wish I could wish for everything in the world and for nothing to go wrong
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 22, 2007, 07:59:48 PM
(oh yeah, i'll upload after this post)

Wish granted, but no one posts in this topic for a few weeks like when I wished for pretty much the same thing a month or two back.

I wish that nothing could go wrong with this wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 22, 2007, 08:01:39 PM
Not granted... for my cat does not understand you

I wish I had a smart cat
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 22, 2007, 08:02:52 PM
Wish granted, but it takes over the world like those roaches in that one episode of Fairly OddParents.
I wish I had a life.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 22, 2007, 08:07:59 PM
Granted but it's a bad one
I wish I could Curse people
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 22, 2007, 08:09:56 PM
Wish granted, but you accidentally Curse yourself.
I wish I had Cloud's motorcycle from Advent Children.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on May 22, 2007, 08:17:29 PM
Granted but you accidentally run over your av

I wish I was an almighty cake that no-one can eat or else they die
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 22, 2007, 08:41:20 PM
Wish granted, but you get hungry and eat yourself, then die.
I wish I ruled the world and didn't have to do a lick of work.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaezy on May 22, 2007, 11:26:56 PM
Granted but you get fat doing nothing and then explode

I wish for a buzzooka
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 22, 2007, 11:28:10 PM
Wish granted, but you accidentally blow your self up.

I wish my mind wasn't so f***ing twisted.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaezy on May 22, 2007, 11:30:10 PM
I do to. But granted

I wish for a bean that shoots lasers. Like this one  :shoop:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 22, 2007, 11:31:47 PM
Wish granted, but it incinerates you.
I wish...   ...crap...   ... that I could think of something to wish for...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaezy on May 22, 2007, 11:32:56 PM
You do. You wish you were dead

I wish for 38957347347 level ups
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 22, 2007, 11:34:35 PM
Wish granted, but you forget your password and have to make a new account.

I wish that I had an army of ninja monkeys (don't ask why).
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaezy on May 22, 2007, 11:46:22 PM
Granted but they turn against you and slaughter your whole family

I wish for a sombreyro
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 22, 2007, 11:50:44 PM
Wish granted, but it eats you.

I wish for a mountain of Domino's Buffalo Chicken Kickers.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaezy on May 22, 2007, 11:52:25 PM
Granted but they turn into spider-man 3 DVD's and you die of boredom

I wish for a million dollars
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 22, 2007, 11:57:26 PM
Wish granted, but Timmy Turners dad steals them from you.

I wish I didn't watch so much Fairly OddParents.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaezy on May 23, 2007, 12:06:57 AM
Granted but you die since you watch Jimmy ****ing Neutron

I wish to rule the universe
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 23, 2007, 12:08:13 AM
Wish granted, but the Apocalypse comes right before you take control and the universe is destroyed.
I wish I was immortal.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaezy on May 23, 2007, 04:09:16 AM
Granted but you are shot 50 times every minute for being immortal.

I wish for a hot-dog that could do no harm to anything
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ghermination on May 23, 2007, 04:17:00 AM
Granted, but the hot dog turns over a new leaf and eats your face. painfully.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chaezy on May 23, 2007, 06:25:11 AM
I didn't quite catch your wish...

I wish for a wii
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Teokeez on May 23, 2007, 11:58:46 AM
You get a Wii, and it was the last one. But it was a defect, and you have to wait another 10 weeks for the next shipment.

I wish my friend didn't have a FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR budget for his damn computer.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 23, 2007, 12:24:21 PM
Wish granted, but he now has a TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR budget.
I wish I had a perfectly working Wii in the next five minutes .
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 23, 2007, 12:40:15 PM
Not gonna happen, didn't you hear what happened to Chaezy?       xP

I wish... I wish I would found FMA the movie: Conqueror of Shambala in japanese with english subs NOW!!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on May 23, 2007, 01:32:01 PM
Wish granted, but when you play it, you find out that it's really Barney Gone Wild.
I wish the I could at least see a real Wii.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rukishou on May 23, 2007, 01:38:27 PM
Granted, but to do so, you had to come home to me and you died because of the poor quality of the tv you get to play a little Wii on...

I wish /\ weren't  :bean: 's best friend!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on May 24, 2007, 12:42:59 PM
Granted, but :mex: moves in and makes you his bitch. You're the receiver.

I wish I had more wine :<
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: xeros on May 25, 2007, 09:01:06 AM
wish granted but you drank too much and died

I wish nothing went wrong with my wish or everyones heads would explode.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on June 19, 2007, 04:53:26 AM
Granted, U got nothing from your wish  :tpg:

I wish I could be with Saucy <3
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: GilgameshRO on June 19, 2007, 04:56:07 AM
GRANTED BUT GOOD LUCK CLEANING IT UP

I wish I were me...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on June 19, 2007, 05:03:50 AM
Granted...but you lost you're God Powers !_!

I wish I can be \/  +___+
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on June 19, 2007, 01:56:51 PM
Wish granted, but I kill you for stealing my identity.
I wish I could fly (and wasn't scared of heights).
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on June 19, 2007, 03:41:10 PM
Wish granted but you get shot in the wing/arm/rectum

I wish I'd left school
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Martynator on June 22, 2007, 06:10:21 PM
Granted, but you think else when you thierty and have to do it then.
I wish that rpg maker could read your mind.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on June 22, 2007, 06:40:58 PM
Granted but it makes a hardcore porno game and sends it to your girlfriend and mum

I wish I had a nice big juicy pair of...

Spoiler for:
Oranges!!! ;8
Spoiler for:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Martynator on June 22, 2007, 07:35:43 PM
Wish granted but spolier 2 had nothing so now you have 2 nice juicy oranges and... Nothing :tpg:
I wish your pc explodes in your face (who dares to grand :tpg:)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on June 26, 2007, 03:40:06 AM
Granted! But it's Radioactivity gives me a Super CHin and I turn myself in the CrimsonChin!!! xD


I wish I could return back to my childhood ;D
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Leventhan on July 01, 2007, 02:10:59 PM
Granted but starts over from the embryo stage with your current consciousness.

I wish I have a harem.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on July 01, 2007, 03:59:01 PM
Granted but God doesn't know what a harem is :P ... So... no cake :P

I wish I didn't have to have another operation at the end of next month :tpg:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Martynator on July 01, 2007, 04:10:27 PM
Wish granted, but now you have about three of them and they are tomorrow!
I wish I had the best gaming computer ever made.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on July 02, 2007, 01:53:00 AM
you have the best gaming computer ever made...but no games to play on it, or money to buy games

I wish I had telepathy and the ability to shut it off/turn it on/select who to listen to

(also, can we stray from "you get it then die" or  "then the world explodes" or something stupid and uncreative like that, and corrupt the actual wish itself? I've seen this on other forums and all I saw was that kind of uncreative bullcrap)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on July 02, 2007, 03:05:20 AM
Granted...But you can use it Once a Week.


I wish someone followed NAMKCOR Suggestion.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Martynator on July 02, 2007, 09:24:21 AM
Granted but youre the one following it.
I wish that ********* halo2xp patch worked  :mad:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on July 02, 2007, 11:40:12 AM
Granted...but the Controls for it doesn't work...

I wish to eat Some Donuts.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Martynator on July 02, 2007, 11:45:15 AM
granted but you get some 500 years old, and believe me, they dont taste nice...
I wish the Controls for Halo 2 also worked.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Leventhan on July 02, 2007, 01:17:40 PM
Granted, game works fine, but computer busted.

I wish to have a decent vacation.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: eldavo on July 04, 2007, 01:24:04 AM
Granted, but the plane runs out of fuel on the way back

I wish this god damn download would hurry up
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Martynator on July 04, 2007, 08:37:22 AM
granted, but its incomplete.
I wish i had a banana:P
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: eldavo on July 05, 2007, 02:10:17 AM
Granted, but its mouldy inside (eww)

I wish my download limit was unlimited =(
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Knownot on July 14, 2007, 12:33:12 AM
Granted but all your downloads are corrupt.

I wish I didnt get homework and I passed my school.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Mortar on July 14, 2007, 06:40:03 PM
Granted, but you became so stupid of not making homework that you end up working at McDonalds.

I wish I had a Wii.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Knight Rider on July 14, 2007, 07:06:57 PM
Granted, but your Wii got stolen.

I wish I didn't have Vista.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Mortar on July 14, 2007, 07:54:20 PM
Granted but you'll get Windows 95.

I wish I could script. >.>
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on July 17, 2007, 02:06:46 AM
you are the greatest scripter in the world....in cobalt
(for those who don't know, cobalt is a base programming language that the early windoze's were built with, it's also dead and useless)

I wish my room would ALWAYS be clean
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 07, 2007, 11:57:34 PM
Your room is always clean, but the cleanliness drives you into hysteria.

I wish I had a black rubber dildo
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on August 08, 2007, 12:00:22 AM
you get your dildo
but I'm not gonna say where it is...

I wish I had a better internet connection
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 08, 2007, 12:01:56 AM
you do, but you forget how to use it.

I wish I had more icecream...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Leventhan on August 08, 2007, 04:15:11 AM
You get more ice cream.
But you died off of brain freeze.

I wish I have a pirate ship.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 08, 2007, 09:52:49 AM
Granted, you get a pirate ship, but it's faulty... so the first time you sail you sink.

I wish that bastard upstairs would stop drilling when I'm trying to sleep.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: AAARGH! on August 08, 2007, 10:17:21 PM
Granted, you are injected with caffiene, locked inside, and made to stay up forever and listen to the drilling... the endless driling... which eventually drives you insane.

I wish I... um... I whish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: InfernoPhoenix on August 08, 2007, 10:41:28 PM
Granted, you know what to wish for, but the wish is so lame you spontaneously combust and die.

I wish I wasn't hyper...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on August 09, 2007, 06:57:29 PM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg260.imageshack.us%2Fimg260%2F2265%2Fluckystareh3ro0.gif&hash=2e2126072fe6d85d135e33edcceb5693fc672e24) (http://imageshack.us)
Ganted, but your the Most Boring Person on the Entire Earth.


I wish I could Have Everyone as My Property...Including Saucy.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Bunktown207 on November 15, 2007, 09:58:26 AM
Granted....but now they aren't because I am God and I can do whatever I want.



I wish I got to be God more often....
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Lavata on November 15, 2007, 06:44:52 PM
Granted, but when the real god finds out he comes back and forces you through 1000 years of being stabed by 100 knives.


I wish I had a chocolate bar...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on November 16, 2007, 11:49:10 AM
Granted. You ate it, and when you were busy eating, the chocolate monster eats you.


I wish i wished a wish right now.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on November 16, 2007, 05:57:38 PM
Granted, but your wish didn't come true

I wish I wasn't weird
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irgna on November 16, 2007, 07:09:47 PM
Wish granted, but you blend in with every other copy that inhabits this world.

I wish I was uber-cool.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Leventhan on November 17, 2007, 01:51:57 AM
Granted, and you end up alone in the South Pole.

I wish I have a cute puppy.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on November 17, 2007, 02:59:15 AM
granted, but the cute puppy farts every 5 Minutes.

I wish I could Bite Kitten's Ears ;___;
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Leventhan on November 17, 2007, 12:37:33 PM
lol wut
Granted, but you but a real kitten's ears.

I wish for world peace.

Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arwym on November 19, 2007, 02:01:48 PM
Granted, but peace doesn't last for too long.  And here we are again, sadly.

I wish I could go "outside" and see the world, and then meet my online friends...  Yeh.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on November 22, 2007, 12:37:36 PM
Granted, but you have 1 day to do so, starting now.

I wish I could Beat an Army of 300 with just one spell...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kokowam on November 22, 2007, 12:57:18 PM
Granted, but the spell failed at critical moments.

I wish I could beat THE army of 300 with just one swing of a sword :D
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on November 28, 2007, 01:29:51 AM
Granted, but the power makes you into Curry Beef  ;9

I wish to drink some Vanilla Milk.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Grafikal on December 07, 2007, 05:37:20 PM
Wish granted, but you drank too much and then someone cracked a joke and it all shot out your nose.

I wish i had 3 wishes.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on December 07, 2007, 09:25:24 PM
Granted, but you can only wish for 3 bags of popcorn.


I wish To get an Arrow-One =X
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Grafikal on December 08, 2007, 05:27:41 AM
granted, instead you get me! because there was something lost in translation.

i wish i was a milkshake.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 10, 2007, 04:56:12 AM
Granted, but you are spilled down the drain due to disgusting taste.

I wish my roomie would stop looking over my shoulder as I type my wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Grafikal on December 10, 2007, 05:37:34 AM
wish granted and he turns into a chicken, except he then pecks ur eyes out...



i wish my roomate was not preventing me from getting work done...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 10, 2007, 04:45:35 PM
Granted, but you're too lazy to get any work down anyway.

I wish I had something witty to type here.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Grafikal on December 10, 2007, 08:09:24 PM
granted but since i don't have anything witty to say to fill that in, then you don't actually get anything witty to say



i wish the sky was red...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 10, 2007, 08:36:24 PM
Granted. Your house catches on fire and lights up the night sky.

I wish I had a soda right now.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Grafikal on December 10, 2007, 08:40:13 PM
granted, but the soda lid doesn't open very easy and when you finally get it to rip open you cut ur hand and you bleed to death


i wish i didn't have to write an essay tonight...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 10, 2007, 08:42:40 PM
Granted, instead you have an hour long presentation to give in five minutes. Good luck!

I wish for a dancing banana.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Grafikal on December 10, 2007, 08:47:12 PM
 granted, :magic:


but then it transforms into --> :shoop:


and you die



i wish it was a little warmer outside
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 10, 2007, 08:48:53 PM
Granted. You are stranded in the desert.

I wish for a tasty dessert.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:48:28 AM
Granted, but it comes with Sanjaya.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 01:22:37 PM
*psst, make a wish after you grant one*
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 05:56:56 PM
Look what tiredeness does, I guess I didnt even want to wish lol.  Fine tho, I wish for a enormus DVD Collection!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 05:58:40 PM
Granted, but your DVD player is broken so you can't play any of them.

I wish I didn't have a twin brother.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:07:07 PM
Granted, but he was replaced with Charles Nelson Rileys corpse

Ok now a collection of video games and there consoles!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 06:11:24 PM
Granted, but Jack Thompson comes to your house and takes all of them away ten minutes after you get them.

I wish I had more internet time.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:12:36 PM
Granted, but Aliens come to Earth and hi-jack the internet, so All you get to hear and see are loops of The Chad Mitchell Trio.

I WANT A CAKE!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 06:22:30 PM
Granted. *Throws cake in Dominicko's face*

I wish I could get out of the house more often during my winter break.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:24:21 PM
Granted, then the Earths temperature goes below lethal levels, and you partially freeze, until I come and save you that is :p

I wish I could have a Porsche 911
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 06:26:41 PM
Granted, but due to your taxes the government impounds it.

I wish I had a wish that others would wish for too.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:29:38 PM
granted! You get Brad Pitt! lol

I wish I had a wish left to wish!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 06:45:15 PM
Granted, but you still don't know what to do with that wish.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:48:15 PM
Granted, so you wish for britney spears, death!

I wish for a way to bring back the dead lol.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 06:49:59 PM
Granted. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/necroposting

I wish more people would +rep me.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:52:08 PM
Granted, Ill rep you in about 2 hours lol.
but you are never repped again


I wish to keep my rep streak alive lol
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 06:54:39 PM
Granted. I'll rep you after you've repped me. (rep, not rape.)

I wish people would stop poking fun at furries.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 06:59:28 PM
Granted, but they start poking fun at people calling themselves Zylos!

I wish for a cute little puppy <3
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 09:14:10 PM
granted and it peed on ur face

i wish a wii :(
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 09:15:44 PM
granted, but you lose your real wii.

I wish I had a bouncy ball!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 09:17:09 PM
Granted, but the ball bounces into a pool of water and you drown trying to get it out.

I wish the PS3 cost less and had more games.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 09:18:12 PM
Granted, then Hell freezes over.

I wish I owned a PS3 just so I could gloat about how rich I probably would be.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 09:19:25 PM
wish granted but you didn't buy any ps3 games,u only had ps2 games and you bought the 40 gig ps3 by mistake LOL GG

i wish i had a gf that isnt mad at me all the time LOLLLL
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 09:21:07 PM
Granted, but she breaks up with you during your first date.

I wish I had something witty to say here...again...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 09:22:13 PM
granted, but you lose the ability to call yourself furry.

I wish that Zylos could be furry again! <3
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 09:30:17 PM
Granted. No catch.

I wish I had an icecream right now.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 09:31:41 PM
Granted, but the flavor is vomit!

I wish I had A empire for myself!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 09:59:30 PM
Granted, but you will eventually be killed by Skywalker.

I wish there was a Star Wars Eps. VII.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 10:00:26 PM
Granted, but all the roles are played by mimes.

I wish all the old star wars were remade!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 10:01:37 PM
Granted, but since the remakes aren't written by Lucas, they suck.

I wish remakes didn't suck.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 10:03:29 PM
Granted, but USA becomes to rich with money from the remakes. Then canada invades out of jealousy.


I wish Mexico would be less hot.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 10:07:59 PM
Granted. An earthquake breaks Mexico away from the rest of the continent and it drifts away to Antarctica.

I wish I had tickets to see Avenue Q.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 10:09:16 PM
granted but u have to sit inbetween to annoying ppl

I wish I knew what Avenue Q was
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 10:13:34 PM
Granted. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avenue_Q

I wish I owned Wikipedia.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 10:14:29 PM
granted, but you get no money

I wish I owned money
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 10:16:17 PM
Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish I had a lot of real money.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 10:17:47 PM
Granted, but the wishmaster comes along and burns your money as it burns you to death.


I wish I had a thread with this many replies
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 10:19:35 PM
Granted. You are now the owner of the porn thread.

I wish my game thread would get more replies...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 10:21:09 PM
Granted, my game thread causes people to get bored and go to your thread.

I wish I didnt just say that lol
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 30, 2007, 10:23:02 PM
Granted, but everything you "didn't" say still came true and they all came to my thread.

I wish that statment was true...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 10:24:44 PM
granted, but they all went to your thread and became zombies!

I wish that sounded cooler
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 30, 2007, 10:34:44 PM
wish granted,but only for you. not for the others.

i wish a good massage <.<
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 30, 2007, 11:56:11 PM
Wish granted, but its Big Gay Al administering it.

I wish I had some food
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: muplah on December 31, 2007, 12:09:09 AM
granted but its plastic

i wish i knew what i could wish for.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 31, 2007, 12:11:17 AM
Granted, You could wish for some +rep... Gives +rep

I wish for some metal food now haha
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: HolyQuebec on December 31, 2007, 03:57:29 AM
granted, but your stomach can't digest it GG NOOB xD

i wish for sex tonight <3
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 31, 2007, 01:44:30 PM
Granted, but you get aids from it.

I wish people would stop f***ing -reping me for no reason when I'm not even online!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: muplah on December 31, 2007, 05:16:35 PM
granted but your account got deleted

i wish i had $20 in US currencey in my left pants pocket
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 31, 2007, 06:30:41 PM
Granted, but I pickpocketed you, so now I have the $20 instead.

I wish I had a better way to make a living than pickpocketing people.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Ofdensen on December 31, 2007, 08:47:59 PM
Granted but you get arrested for pimping.

I really wish I knew who keeps -repping me. Its annoying, I havent done anything wrong to anyone lol.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on December 31, 2007, 09:05:10 PM
Granted. You're accidentally doing it yourself.

I wish I had a "get out of jail free" card.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: HolyQuebec on January 02, 2008, 12:05:01 AM
granted,but the ''next turn'',you stepped on mah hotel XD

i wish i was drunk lol <.<
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on January 02, 2008, 01:18:19 PM
Granted. You drink one can of beer, then get drunk and spend the rest of the night throwing up in the toilet.

I wish the same wish I wished 6 posts ago.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: HolyQuebec on January 02, 2008, 01:27:55 PM
granted, but it's against the rules muahahahhaha!! BANNED!!

I wish my game was completed <.<
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on January 02, 2008, 01:41:33 PM
Granted, but then your computer crashes and you lose everything.

I wish I was a better spriter.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: HolyQuebec on January 04, 2008, 02:29:13 AM
hard one without beeing mean. let's be creative....

Wish granted, but you're amnesic and you lost all your experience!

I wish I can find more people to help me work on my game(wink wink publicity)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 12, 2008, 06:18:36 AM
You find them, but they don't know what to do!

I wish I had a $1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars :D
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 12, 2008, 06:20:42 AM
Granted, but it turns out they're fake.


Wish I wish I know I wish I wanted to Wish (lol)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on February 12, 2008, 12:24:36 PM
Granted, but the wish you wished you had didn't come true.

I wish I could draw like Garygill does...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 12, 2008, 07:53:04 PM
Granted but, you get sued because they say you copyright'd!

I wish I wish I wish I was a fish :D
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on February 12, 2008, 08:07:20 PM
Granted, but you're too small so you get thrown back into the sea where you get eaten by a shark.

I wish I had some more goldfish crackers right now.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 12, 2008, 08:11:12 PM
Granted, but your room gets flooded with them!

I wish I had another sandwhich D:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 13, 2008, 02:29:28 AM
Granted, but I eat it inmediately D:


I wish I could become Kyou +___+
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 17, 2008, 03:57:37 AM
You do, but you get put in the 'That's 70s Show' (xD)

I wish I had ANOTHER sandwhich that Caro didn't eat xD
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on February 17, 2008, 04:03:48 AM
Granted, but I eat it instead.

I wish that the sandwich I ate didn't have tuna in it...(bleh...)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 17, 2008, 04:13:07 AM
Granted, but I ate it! FINALLY A SANDWICH FOR ME :D

I wish I was taller
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 17, 2008, 03:57:36 PM
Granted, but you are considered as a Freak D:

I wish that last wish didn't come true
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 17, 2008, 04:24:04 PM
Granted, but it did

I wish I had a car with hot rod flames :D
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on February 21, 2008, 05:59:15 PM
Granted. Your car is literally on fire.

I wish that wish that everyone wishes when they wish upon a wishing star.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on February 21, 2008, 06:26:19 PM
Granted, but ruling the world becomes a big hassle and sooner or later you commit suicide.

I wish I was a fairy! ^_^
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on February 23, 2008, 02:04:30 PM
Granted. You turn into this:
Spoiler for:
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I wish I hadn't opened that spoiler...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on February 23, 2008, 03:17:06 PM
Granted. You open this one instead

Spoiler for:
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.astralbuoyancy.com%2F02%2Fnews%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F10%2Ftoothless.JPG&hash=f296ba1161ef9853d6c1409c12046fdf5b81fe92)

I wish I didn't search that -.-
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on February 23, 2008, 09:57:59 PM
Granted. We all go back in time to the beginning of this game.

I WISH i became the admin ^_+
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on February 23, 2008, 11:57:56 PM
Granted, but you turn into irock.

I wish I was zylos.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on March 03, 2008, 07:00:59 PM
Granted. You become awesome.

I wish I could remember what was posted here before the time warp of Feb 29th.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 02, 2008, 02:29:16 AM
You remember, but at the same instant your brain overloads and your cerebellum explodes.

I wish my moped was faster.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kefka on July 02, 2008, 05:39:01 AM
granted, but you turn into Micheal Jackson.


I wish this was a rave topic.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 03, 2008, 05:49:06 AM
Granted, but you OD on ecstasy.

I wish my couch could eat people.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on July 05, 2008, 09:45:51 PM
Granted, but you are devoured by your monster couch.

I wish I'd stop posting in forum games and start posting in Intelligent Debate (or whatever it's called over here) a lot more.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 05, 2008, 09:50:44 PM
Granted, but the others pwn you at it.

I wish I had an instant cure to my headache...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on July 05, 2008, 10:07:46 PM
Granted, but it moves the ache to somewhere else in your body.

I wish I had a shaver.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 05, 2008, 10:33:30 PM
Granted, but is a "shaver" an actual thing?  ;8

I wish I knew what a shaver was (unless your referring to razor).
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on July 05, 2008, 10:49:11 PM
Granted. A man dressed in black explains what a shaver is to you just before using it to murder you.  :-\

I wish I could be a good artist.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: DeathLock~ on July 05, 2008, 11:17:12 PM
Granted, but you become a wolf.

I wish I was immortal.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 06, 2008, 01:10:13 AM
Granted, but after Earth explodes you float through space endlessly until you get pulled into a star and ultimately burn for eternity.

I wish I could eat more hotdogs... ^-^
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 01:47:09 AM
Quote from: Kaitenshin on July 06, 2008, 01:10:13 AM
Granted, but after Earth explodes you float through space endlessly until you get pulled into a star and ultimately burn for eternity.

I wish I could eat more hotdogs... ^-^

Granted but you are now a professional at sucking a mans penis.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kaitenshin on July 06, 2008, 03:53:58 AM
I wish ^ played the forum game correctly....
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on July 09, 2008, 02:36:17 PM
Granted, but you'd dislike him anyway.

I wish I could find an avatar to match the Dr_??? theme.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: DeathLock~ on July 09, 2008, 02:44:25 PM
Granted, but when you find one after a whole nights searching. Dr_??? week is over.

I wish for my avatar to become real.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on July 10, 2008, 12:34:04 PM
Granted, but it goes on a rampage and kills you.

I wish for a banana split.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on July 10, 2008, 04:25:49 PM
Granted, but the fairies got it wrong and gave you half a banana.

I wish I had more coffee.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on July 17, 2008, 12:39:30 PM
Granted, but you get so much coffee that you can never finish it all and it becomes a haven for terrible monsters, which eventually devour you.

I wish I wouldn't decline so much in my writing skills after a long hiatus.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on July 21, 2008, 12:19:44 PM
Granted, but no one will read the things you write anyway.

I wish I had a better camera to take pictures with.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on July 21, 2008, 03:49:41 PM
Granted but I eated it.

I wish I had a text. Nobody loves me.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on July 26, 2008, 11:53:49 AM
Granted, but subsequently you become so popular that you are reduced to a drunk raving celebrity.

I wish I had one great horror movie with me at the moment. *gestures hopelessly at his copy of The Happening*
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on July 28, 2008, 10:46:40 PM
Granted, but due to power outage you have nothing to play the movie with.

I wish I win the GIAM contest with Shadows.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on July 29, 2008, 12:36:55 PM
Granted, but a freak server crash removes all traces of the game and the competition before your victory goes public, and no one gets to hear about it (including you).

I wish there was one awesome person to socialize with in the dump I live in.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on September 10, 2008, 04:40:02 AM
Granted. I move into your house and become your new roommate.

I wish I could go to sleep for at least a couple of minutes without being awoken by fucking loud music.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: DeathLock~ on September 10, 2008, 04:17:07 PM
Granted. But the music player is destroyed.

I wish school was not so god damn annoying.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Daniel Otterbach on September 10, 2008, 04:47:35 PM
Granted. You get kicked out of school and become a hobo for the rest of your life.

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on September 15, 2008, 03:45:49 AM
Granted. No catch this time.

I wish that \/'s wish came true.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 02:36:29 PM
granted but their worst nightmare comes true simultaneously

I wish I had enough money to afford an apartment
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on September 15, 2008, 03:17:50 PM
Granted. But you only make enough money for you and you alone to live in. No sweetheart.

I wish Billy Bullshit wasn't such a twat.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 03:21:07 PM
Quote from: Zylos on September 15, 2008, 03:17:50 PM
Granted. But you only make enough money for you and you alone to live in. No sweetheart.

that's ok, he couldn't be up here for 2 years anyway, by then I won't have to rely on wishes :P

Quote from: Zylos on September 15, 2008, 03:17:50 PM
I wish Billy Bullshit wasn't such a twat.

granted, he becomes a twat

I wish I could have chinese food for lunch and it was good and not diseased or something
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on September 15, 2008, 03:43:35 PM
Granted. It turns out though that you are allergic to something they put in it, so you have to be rushed to the hospital.

I wish I wasn't so unlucky at love.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on September 15, 2008, 03:46:18 PM
granted, you get very very lucky with love.  but the rest of your life suffers, you become poor, emo, and eventually kill yourself.

I wish I had the power to control time perfectly
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Daniel Otterbach on September 17, 2008, 02:59:47 PM
Granted, but you only have the power for less than milli-second, and your reaction speed isn't quick enough to use your newfound ability.

I wish my internet was a little faster.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on September 17, 2008, 03:01:05 PM
your internet becomes 0.000000000000000000000000000001 kbps faster

I wish :moopost:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Daniel Otterbach on September 17, 2008, 03:04:45 PM
Granted, but you accidentally get OLO instead.

I wish ;9 would become ;D.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on September 18, 2008, 11:34:06 AM
granted but then it became :tpg:

I wish when I punched something I'd do more damage
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Forty on September 19, 2008, 02:40:44 AM
Wish granted, but you accidently punch yourself for +25 damage

I wish this wish won't be granted.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on September 19, 2008, 11:40:50 AM
granted ;8

I wish we could all get along :V
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Daniel Otterbach on September 19, 2008, 02:56:59 PM
Granted. But we all suddenly speak different languages and can't understand a word each other says.

I wish I could solve world hunger.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on September 19, 2008, 02:59:25 PM
you solve world hunger, we're now all cannibals.
gratz, you solved overpopulation too!

I wish I had more money than I do now
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on September 19, 2008, 05:27:59 PM
Granted, but you still have to pay it back.

I wish I had some ice cream right now... ;_;
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ezel on September 19, 2008, 05:58:05 PM
Granted, You finished eating a whole Gallon of ice cream in less than an hour.
But after eating, this whats happened to you: buwaaarrrrr!!!
Spoiler for:
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi248.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg197%2Fezel22%2Fvomit-78.jpg&hash=e128cba053fc9a1c815375f395706906ec3853af)

I wish Someone will clean up that ice cream mess.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on September 19, 2008, 09:58:44 PM
Granted. *hands you a mop* Get to it.

I wish this wish would hold still for a second.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: ezel on September 19, 2008, 10:03:24 PM
 :tpg: Me, mopping the fu**ing ice cream  :tpg:

I wish Zylos is helping me here.  :tpg:
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: WhyMischievous on February 20, 2009, 07:31:50 AM
Granted, but Zylos slipped and went unconscious  :-X

I wish this topic was back alive  :'(
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on February 20, 2009, 02:29:09 PM
granted, but you take its place in the grave

I wish that my next wish could not be corrupted in any way, shape, or form.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on February 20, 2009, 05:05:52 PM
Granted, but your NEXT wish wont be corrupter. You current wish will be./me shoots Nam



I wish Nam never read that.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zeichwolf on February 20, 2009, 05:21:34 PM
Granted. But unfortunately he instead read your secret confession of love for him.

I wish I had a million dollars.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on February 20, 2009, 05:54:44 PM
Granted, you had a million dollars...yesterday.
you don't today.

I wish it was the 20th of March tomorrow.

Quote from: Agent on February 20, 2009, 05:05:52 PM
Granted, but your NEXT wish wont be corrupter. You current wish will be./me shoots Nam

;)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on February 20, 2009, 05:57:33 PM
Granted. It's the 20th of March tomorrow. No strings attached.

...the fact that you've already been shot dead might be a downside, but that's not part of the wish.



I wish I had a silver fox plushie. ._.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on February 20, 2009, 05:59:23 PM
Granted, you had a silver fox plushie.
that is, before Zeich lit it on fire.

I wish I currently had in my possession a larger collection of music that I like.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on February 20, 2009, 06:11:10 PM
Granted, but the autorities latch on to you for illegal downloading.

I wish I could at least find someplace that sells the plushie without getting it burned or destroyed. ._.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zeichwolf on February 20, 2009, 07:10:47 PM
Granted. The company doesn't burn and/or destroy the plushie. You do- every plushie you touch dies!

I wish that the next person's wish won't be corrupted.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on February 21, 2009, 02:43:13 PM
I'll grant you that but it's up to the next person to post.


And if thats you, then it'll be real cool ;-;

I wish that Zylos stops kicking me ;-;
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sukuna-Hikona on February 21, 2009, 03:51:46 PM
Granted... but I start kicking you. :D

I wish for chocolate cake.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on February 21, 2009, 09:26:56 PM
Granted. *throws a year old chocolate cake in your face*

I wish I could raise up about $500 for a special trip to see someone this summer. ._.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zeichwolf on February 22, 2009, 05:07:40 AM
Granted, but somehow the money ended up in my account towards my trip to see someone. :P

I wish I understood people. ._.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kathryn on February 22, 2009, 05:21:34 AM
Granted, but then people went off and decided to change their ways.

I wish i had a hippopotamus.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Holkeye on February 24, 2009, 05:16:59 PM
Granted, but "had" as in "had a child".

I wish Red Bull wasn't $3 a can.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on February 24, 2009, 05:22:19 PM
granted, it's now $5 a can

I wish that free MMORPG would actually be decent, if not actually good, so that we woudln't have to pay for shitty ones.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chase_Leader on February 24, 2009, 06:24:55 PM
Granted, However its only a Trial Version of the Best MMORPG that expires in one month...

I wish to be given the ability to Fly
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kathryn on February 25, 2009, 09:07:56 PM
Granted, but it's in Tony Stark's very sweaty Iron Man suit. He still hasn't worked out the freezing part.

I wish to sleep.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on March 07, 2009, 08:14:05 PM
Granted. You fall asleep Rip Van Winkle style.

I wish I had $600. ._.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: shadowdude on March 07, 2009, 08:31:18 PM
Granted. The $600 is lodged firmly in your balls


I wish I had a PS3
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Jonesy on March 07, 2009, 10:38:51 PM
Granted, but Squaresoft just gave exclusive rights to Xbox :P

I wish I owned a PS2 :O
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kathryn on March 08, 2009, 07:06:27 AM
Granted, but it's my ps2 and we all know what a piece of shit that is  :mad:

I wish i had a working guitar tuner ._.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nessiah on March 08, 2009, 07:16:37 AM
Granted but you went to prison for stealing.

I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sirius on March 08, 2009, 07:29:13 AM
Granted, but you soon go crazy after having wasted a perfectly good (?) wish.

I wish I was a good singer.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nessiah on March 08, 2009, 08:37:47 AM
Granted but you died by peer pressure and stress.

I wish I have a slave to do all my bidding for me for free.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on March 08, 2009, 12:52:23 PM
Granted. But he robbed you and ran away.


I wish Roph granted me this wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Moss. on March 08, 2009, 08:59:31 PM
I am Roph, and I grant your wish. But you soon realize that it's really just Arlen in a Roph suit, and all your hopes and dreams about Roph granting you a wish a thoroughly dashed and everything you know is a lie.

I wish my laundry was done drying.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on March 08, 2009, 09:13:29 PM
Granted. It caught on fire and dried rather quickly.

I wish the next poster's wish comes true.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on March 08, 2009, 09:42:51 PM
granted, however the next poster's wish shall not be

I wish I could be in Florida in 11 days...
OMIGOSHTHANKYOUZYLOSHOLYCRAP :tpg:

Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: firerain on March 09, 2009, 12:03:14 AM
Granted, but you can't see your special someone.  8)

I wish I had a secret vault under my house.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kathryn on March 09, 2009, 03:19:05 AM
Well, You don't. Why? Didn't you see those other posts?

Oh, fine. Granted, but the guilt of not having followed the other poster's rule shall follow the both of us for life  :mad:

I wish i had a decent french accent.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on March 09, 2009, 04:24:40 AM
Granted. People think you're French. Unfortunately, you traveled back in time when the French were in war.
*dead*


I wish I could touch halo .-.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on March 09, 2009, 04:42:43 AM
Granted. *kicks you up into space so you can touch a halo*

I wish I could draw better. ._.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on March 09, 2009, 05:49:39 AM
Granted. You started drawing everything possible. You drew your own death.


I wish I could touch Zylos ;-;
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on March 09, 2009, 05:54:05 AM
Granted. My mate kills you for touching me.

I wish I could decide what to get for my mates birthday. =/
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sirius on March 09, 2009, 06:13:02 AM
Granted. You end up deciding to buy nothing, and your mate gets all sad  :-\

I wish I could wake up at 6:30 A.M. like I'm supposed to every morning.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on March 09, 2009, 07:32:28 AM
Granted. You wake up at 6:30


and never sleep..
and go crazy =3



I wish the next poster wouldn't wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on March 09, 2009, 03:16:12 PM
Granted, but all of his previous corruptions become undone.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on March 09, 2009, 04:27:34 PM
*shoots nam to death so he wont be able to enjoy the undone stuff*


I wish that I was in the same plane as nam, sitting right next to him while he goes on his trip. So i can touch him .-.





(i like touching people ;-;)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on March 09, 2009, 04:37:15 PM
Granted. Nam then grabs you and manages to push you out the plane midflight because he's annoyed by your touches.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator when it comes to schoolwork.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on March 09, 2009, 06:40:16 PM
granted, you aren't.  but you're so concerned with schoolwork now, that your mate leaves you for neglecting him, and finds someone else.

I wish I was smarter than everyone else.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zeichwolf on March 10, 2009, 05:36:12 AM
Granted, but now you're forced into slavery and are made to do everyone's homework.

I wish I could finish my first project.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on March 10, 2009, 08:49:37 AM
Granted. You did that. But it was so bad...so bad that people killed you with a hammer.


I wish I could speak German .-.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Jonesy on March 10, 2009, 09:10:57 AM
Gewährt, aber Sie können nicht lesen Deutsch.

:D

I wish I had bandwith-less internet =/
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on March 10, 2009, 12:51:17 PM
granted, you have bandwidth less internet.
too bad you can't do anything online now...what with no bandwidth.

I wish I could travel forward in time.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zeichwolf on March 10, 2009, 02:10:24 PM
You can, but you age as you do so. It's called living.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chase_Leader on March 10, 2009, 02:14:09 PM
Wish granted, from now on thats all you think about...your mind doesn't allow you to think of anything else, you will end up thinking of a trillion things to wish for...but you don't care you are constantly in search of something new to wish for...you will eventually end up going insane because of this...

I wish for world domination!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: tSwitch on March 11, 2009, 01:21:23 AM
Granted, the world is now dominated...by me!

I wish I could sell the world to an interdimensional alien force for massive profit.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sirius on March 11, 2009, 04:42:23 AM
Granted, but the aliens brainwash you, thus forcing you to lose all memory you had of said massive profit.

I wish I could make better wishes.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on March 11, 2009, 01:51:15 PM
Granted. But, surprisingly, something went wrong with it!

I wish you wished that I wished I wished you wished something.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zeichwolf on March 12, 2009, 02:18:41 PM
Granted, but the wish got so confused that it spontaneously combusted, killing all within a 30-mile radius simply got canceled.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on March 13, 2009, 04:53:19 PM
Granted. You know the meaning of life. It's supposed to be a secret only God knows, and I'm not letting you share./me kills Zeichy =3

I wisheth Thou Kisseth..
..
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arbiter on March 23, 2009, 12:02:38 AM
Granted, only problem is I will never stop ;)

I wish that I could move in my new house tomorrow.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kathryn on March 23, 2009, 01:36:39 AM
Granted. But there's a whole shitload of fatal diseases coating every surface, an infection some guys were going to get rid of before you moved in. But since you've moved in early, you're now screwed.

I wish my imagination did not fail me on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Nightwolf on March 23, 2009, 12:10:50 PM
Granted. Your imagination took you to a world better than others, but soon it became corrupted but
oh
its too late

you cant come back
what will you do
omg suicide.



I wish omg.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on March 25, 2009, 03:20:24 PM
Granted. *burns Nightwolf* OMG!


I wish... I wish to go to the festival~! I wish my cow would give us some milk~! I wish we had a child~!
...I wish I could get that damn musical out of my head. >_<
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kathryn on March 25, 2009, 10:09:51 PM
Granted. You now have that goddamn musical in your head.

Ewww. I wish that didn't sound so disturbing...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Arbiter on April 05, 2009, 07:39:03 AM
Granted. You now don't sound disturbing but the only word to ever come out of your mouth again is "Ewww".

I wish that it was Monday already.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chase_Leader on April 05, 2009, 03:14:58 PM
Wish was granted, but something strange happened, you were sent back in time to a Monday long ago before your existence, you are stuck as a ghost lost in time.

I wish that the snow would just go away...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on April 06, 2009, 05:42:45 PM
Granted. It melts, floods your home, drowns your entire family, and then evaporates.

I wish I had the 1000th reply in this thread.




Oh hey!
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chase_Leader on April 06, 2009, 08:26:14 PM
Granted obviously, however that triggered a long fulfilling prophecy which brings you severe misfortune for the rest of your life...too bad

I wish for Singularity on Earth...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Holkeye on April 06, 2009, 09:49:16 PM
Granted, but the universe collapses in on itself at the former location of Earth, creating a singularity.

I wish people on the internet weren't so dumb. (Nobody here, just a statement.)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on April 12, 2009, 01:12:09 AM
Granted. People in real life are dumb instead.


I wish my roommate wasn't here, so that I could mastu- I mean, so I could enjoy the peace and quiet. <_<
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on April 28, 2009, 06:40:09 PM
Granted, but a ninja midget barges into your room screaming weird words which you think you've never heard before. However these turn out to be declarations that your mother is actually called Steve.

I wish I was a ninja midget.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sirius on May 03, 2009, 07:31:43 AM
Granted. You just got smashed by a Spartan midget (Deadliest warrior reference).

I wish I could make perfect golden-brown toast.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on May 04, 2009, 09:49:33 PM
Granted, but it gets swiped by a pirate ninja before you even have a chance to eat it.

I wish that someone would corrupt this wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: NPC on May 06, 2009, 02:40:28 AM
Granted

I wish for this statement to be false
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: modern algebra on May 06, 2009, 03:04:27 AM
Granted, you no longer wish for that statement to be false.

I wish I had no debts.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: NPC on May 06, 2009, 05:34:14 AM
granted, your dead

I wish my life was like a sitcom on TV
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sirius on May 07, 2009, 03:53:15 AM
Granted. The sitcom you live in revolves around caring for schizophrenic patients at a rehab institute, and the draw to the show is that you have a schizophrenic side yourself.

I wish it was summer already.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on May 29, 2009, 02:00:54 PM
Granted. It's summer, but it's raining so badly that you have to stay inside with no power.

I wish I could make maps for RMXP a little better. ._.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chase_Leader on May 29, 2009, 05:41:15 PM
Granted, you are now an expert and your maps blow peoples minds out of the water
However given that your story-line lacks creativity and includes every possible cliché ever made or thought of...

I wish I could leave work early today...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Lazer Ki on May 29, 2009, 07:38:10 PM
You left early today because you were fired.
I wish no wishes.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kathryn on May 29, 2009, 08:53:36 PM
too bad. You get three more.

I wish i had some cool shirts.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on May 29, 2009, 08:59:35 PM
Granted, but they become translucent when machine washed.

I wish I had some bamboo to sit on my desk.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on June 05, 2009, 09:24:08 AM
Granted, but a Ninja Panda rockets straight through the wall, swiping the Bamboo from your sight, and carries on to rocket through the opposite wall.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kathryn on June 05, 2009, 02:02:04 PM
She has a penis. But you can still have fun with her, right? ~_~

I wish I had a bass that tuned itself.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sirius on June 06, 2009, 01:21:18 AM
Granted. Now that fish sings at the local bar every Tuesday.

I wish Summer break lasted forever.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kathryn on June 06, 2009, 01:49:48 AM
It does. But it's one of the hottest summers EVAH. The temperature slowly escalates until everyone dies of heat stroke, their bodies eventually burning.

Then the earth explodes.

Good job, Sirus  :mad:

I wish that first part didn't sound so creepy.

Never mind. I wish that Portugal. The man didn't ruin their own song in "Marching with 6" with that TAKE IT AWAY pause thing.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sirius on June 06, 2009, 04:27:54 AM
Because he never tells them to TAKE IT AWAY, they don't take it away. The song cannot go on.

I wish I wasn't responsible for asploding the world.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on June 06, 2009, 09:07:07 AM
Granted, instead the Sun explodes and the black hole created sucks in everything in existence so that existence no longer exists.

I wish I could draw better.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: SorceressKyrsty on June 06, 2009, 12:45:33 PM
You can, but now all you can draw are things you find horrendously appalling.

I wish I didn't get obsessed with things so easily.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: GilgameshRO on June 06, 2009, 03:38:28 PM
Granted, but now you can't get interested in anything at all.

I WISH I WEREN'T SO AWESOME.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: NPC on June 06, 2009, 06:04:55 PM
granted, you are now less awesome then you currently are

this statement causes an infinite loop of un-awesomeness until you implode into yourself... and no one cares or notices


I wish I was the happiest man in the world
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Lazer Ki on June 06, 2009, 07:21:45 PM
Granted, but then someone kills you.

I wish that I wished.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kathryn on June 07, 2009, 09:22:25 PM
You did. But you made the wrong wish, thus making you lose all respect for yourself.

I wish that the next poster will be my friend <3
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on June 07, 2009, 09:42:56 PM
Granted, but I save your pictures :V

I wish I could turn water into a soda of my choice.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Lazer Ki on June 07, 2009, 10:14:34 PM
Granted, but you drink too much soda, and die of high blood pressure (or whatever happens to you when you consume too much sugar)
I wish my site was popular with people who liked it.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: NPC on June 07, 2009, 10:23:48 PM
Granted, you gain a huge cult following... quite literally a cult is formed in your honor. You are promptly sacrificed on an alter as your fans drink your blood. After you don't do anything with your site (being dead and all) your following get's board and stops visiting. But hey, for a while there you had a pretty popular site.

I wish that after I died someone would make an RPG of my life, that everyone thought was awesome.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on June 07, 2009, 10:26:28 PM
Granted, but the game is banned from every country in the world for having too much gay taboo.

I wish I had perfect vision.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kathryn on June 07, 2009, 10:34:48 PM
It's too perfect. You see things - horrible things. Awful, scarring, terrible, things.

Sorry, man.

I wish dinner was NOW.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sirius on June 07, 2009, 11:33:08 PM
Granted. Enjoy your three course meal of DECAYING SLUGS.

I wish I had a million dollars (The classic)
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chase_Leader on June 08, 2009, 01:50:00 PM
You get your million dollars...unfortunately it was stolen from the Mafia, and now there out to kill you.

I wish that my 15 minute break from work was sooner...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on June 08, 2009, 04:07:19 PM
Granted, you just finished it.

I wish it was Saturday again.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kathryn on June 08, 2009, 07:55:48 PM
Granted. It's Saturday again. Unfortunately, you are currently diseased beyond belief, and your hands are really gross and very immobile. Like, if you get up, you'll probably die. Dun worry, you'll be better by next Saturday though :)

I wish there was decent food in this house ._.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Sirius on June 08, 2009, 08:06:47 PM
Granted. Enjoy your three course meal of DECAYING SLUGS (You didn't specify what standards "decent" goes by).

I wish I could get a job.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on June 08, 2009, 08:14:55 PM
Granted, but it's down by the docks with a guy named Ralphie "Hot Knife" Marcini. The boss decides you're not working hard enough, and has Ralphie assist you in "swimming with the fishes."

I wish it was the 14th already, so I could be on vacation. ._.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on June 12, 2009, 02:05:01 PM
Granted, it's the 14th. But your trip is canceled due to rains.

I wish I could go down to North Carolina someday soon. ._.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on June 12, 2009, 02:59:15 PM
Granted, but when you get there you find that it is a desolate post-nuclear wasteland and the only thing remaining is the image of death and destruction as far as your eyes can see.

I wish I wasn't hungry.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on June 12, 2009, 03:27:31 PM
Granted. You've eaten enough snakes and insects to keep you filled for a long time to come.

I wish the person below me would make a wish that gets corrupted.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kathryn on June 12, 2009, 07:16:42 PM
I made a wish to have a THREE COURSE MEAL OF DECAYING SLUGS. But they tasted far better than they looked.

I wish i hadn't forgotten to warm up my mug before actually putting the teabag in my tea. Because, you know, I like my tea made the way british people wanted it to be ._.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Grafikal on June 13, 2009, 01:48:11 AM
Granted, but you heated it way too much and you picked it up and your hands burst into flames and then a hobo came in and drank your tea when it cooled down again.

I wish grass cut itself.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on June 13, 2009, 09:28:40 AM
Granted, but with this hidden power it comes for you in the middle of the night and cuts you up.

I wish my band had a decent Bassist so we could actually get something done.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: NPC on June 13, 2009, 02:46:50 PM
granted... and you become a really big band... right after he replaces the guitarist, drummer, and singer with better ones.

I wish that this wish doesn't turn out half bad.

Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on June 13, 2009, 06:23:16 PM
Granted, your wish turned out completely bad.

I wish for a wish that no wish has ever wished for itself as a wish.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on June 13, 2009, 08:24:18 PM
Granted, but the toothfairy doesn't know what the hell you meant there. So he (yes, he. It's amazing what a multitude of meffed up wishes can do to a person) explodes violently all over you.

I wish I was a girl.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Lazer Ki on June 15, 2009, 11:52:34 PM
Granted, but then the doctor tells you that you have to be a boy again.

I wish no wishes.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: NPC on June 16, 2009, 01:30:20 AM
Granted, but the accumulated filth of all your sex and murder will foam up about your waists and you will look up and shout "I wish for you to save me!"...
...and I'll look down, and whisper, "You don't have any wishes"

I wish that my wish also get's replied to by a modified quote.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Malson on June 16, 2009, 09:51:51 AM
Granted, but

Quote from: NPC on June 16, 2009, 01:30:20 AM
i love having sex with my mom

I wish i could fall asleep before 6 in the morning for once.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Chase_Leader on June 16, 2009, 07:05:29 PM
Granted, but you fall asleep now and never again will you wake up, your not dead so thats a plus but you have an eternal nightmare!
I wish that I could afford the Playstation 3...
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on June 24, 2009, 06:47:36 PM
Granted. However, all the PS3's in the world have spontaneously combusted, so you still can't buy any.

I wish life was a little easier.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Rune on June 24, 2009, 06:50:34 PM
Granted, it's now a hell of a lot shorter.

I wish that statement didn't make me sound emo.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Zylos on June 24, 2009, 06:56:04 PM
Granted. You ARE emo, but you don't sound like one.

I wish I could find a friggin' job around here.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Kathryn on August 16, 2009, 04:52:33 PM
You do. Shoveling maggotty, rotting, wet poop. For free :)

I WISH FOR THEM GOOD OLD DAYS TO COMES BACKS TO MES ;O;
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Miss Nile on August 16, 2009, 05:58:28 PM
Granted, but however, something ticks you on the mind that you blow them off again.

I wish I could learn how to compose really good music.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Irock on August 16, 2009, 06:27:23 PM
Granted, but your music gets so popular that the paparazzi constantly follows you everywhere you go. You never have privacy again. Not even when you shower.

I wish I had the opportunity to go into space.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: Miss Nile on August 16, 2009, 07:11:49 PM
(I love how you spoiled my wish. ._.)

Granted, but there your oxygen runs out and...you can figure the rest. :P

I wish I could afford a musician to join my game's team.
Title: Re: Wish Gone Wrong
Post by: lemonpie on September 20, 2010, 06:36:03 PM
Yeah, sure. Your musician sucks. Everyone hats your game because of the bad music. Everyone hates you.

I wish for a flying cow.