OHHH, I thought this was a plea for a PERSONAL member bio! WELL, since I'm here, I'll put mine in:
In 1985, no less than 987 agencies involved in private investigation, paranormal research, encryption, cross-conscious polarization, yoga, and various other disciplines, came together in an unprecedented show of trust and teamwork to unravel a question. The more eccentric elements of the international team included a midwife, 4 plumbers, the producers of a popular television show, and every member of a Kansas grade school chess club… except one.
In over 20 years of investigation into the singular mystery known as “Jonathan”, only four official facts have been sanctioned as TRUTH in this case:
1. Not responsible for the Titanic Catastrophe
2. Never seen wandering the banks of the Mississippi muttering “big rats, me lads.”
3. Cleared of all allegations concerning “Watergate.”
4. He avoids mirrors, most especially disco balls.
His greatest ability is alleged to be a gift for remaining anonymous. Several investigators have reported actually having a conversation with him, only to forget it entirely in a matter of hours. Close “friends” have agreed that his name in this reality is Jonathan “so you don’t have to be.” When he appears at parties, he can often be plied with alcohol and induced to reveal winning lottery numbers.
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