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RMRK General => General Chat => Topic started by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on February 03, 2008, 01:33:28 AM
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The title explains itself, everyone posts five words to continue the story!
Once apon a time, monkeys...
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Took over the small world
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And they played on the...
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trampoline set, until one day...
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there was a meteor shower...
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and everyone died. Oh well...
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...maybe they'll survive next time.
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Suddenly, zombies popped out of...
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the barren, ashy remnants of
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a mansion on Devil's Island...
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that was in a plane...
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that crashed during a flight...
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and fell on a house...
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Wich began to burn like.....
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a house that was burning
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believe it or not that
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is what really happened and
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that is the entire truth.
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Then the zombies ate a
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rotten pinapple and then invaded
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a country known only as...
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Australia, whence came a terrible
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cheesecake, made up of flesh...
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cakes... WHO WERE ALL LIES...
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and liars can't be trusted!
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Unless, of course, they're gay.
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becuase if they lied they...
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would be shot, point blank
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they would explode with a
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gay man scream. A doggy...
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raped the gay man hard
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while president bush watched in
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his pink underwear and his
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tiny dick to rape men
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but then he was suddenly
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paid to veto the cure...
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for the world's worst virus...
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and all the dolphins sang...
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ding, dong, the witch is
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high on smurfs. A robot
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came crashing through my wall
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And rebelled against you all
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just like in I, Robot
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They tried to kill Will
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Who then Kicked their asses
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But failed to be awesome
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along with the cake lieing...
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about the sky falling, but
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that is another story altogether.
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Back to the main story,
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of how Asians take over
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the whole world using only
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chopsticks and a battery, becuase
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a battery can be used
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to engage massive nuclear missles
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at america and make bush
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go crazy and ride a...
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Pink Elephant and a cake
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while wearing a tootoo, elsewhere...
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Kerry cried in his sleep
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and plotted to kill keny
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Kerry then realized he is
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not actually human, but instead
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A pollution based sludge creature
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who really REALLY loved to
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to eat sushi, so he
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took an all expensed trip...
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to Croatia, where he choked
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on his favorite food, sushi...
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on raw nemo but Godzilla
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rose from beneath the radioactive
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cow platter and then shook
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the leaning tower of pizza
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which fell to the ground.
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And Pepperonis fell everywhere, elsewhere
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a gigantic rabbit monster cried