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RMRK General => Creativity => Topic started by: Irock on February 14, 2008, 07:34:44 AM

Title: [Writing] Rove
Post by: Irock on February 14, 2008, 07:34:44 AM
rove is not here
rove is not there
rove is not what you think
rove is nowhere

rove where are you?
Where did you go?
Where have you been hiding?
I need to know.

I rooked at the park
I rooked in the store
I rooked on the net
I can't take it any more

So I went to the hood
Got me a ho
Handed her a forty
And away we go

I brew my top
All thanks to her
I thought it was rove
But after I came, rove was nothing more than a brurr

~Peapod Ninja Irock

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rotten.com%2Flibrary%2Fbio%2Fusa%2Fkarl-rove%2Frove2.jpg&hash=1946335ab92aa5d17e6f92d7a762375f69297570)
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Nightwolf on February 14, 2008, 02:08:24 PM
It started off a little bad, and it didn't catch in the middle, the less said about the end-the better. Apart from that it was awesome..



Nah jk, loved the 4th stanza.
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Arwym on February 15, 2008, 01:36:18 AM
That is SO Irock...
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Irock on February 18, 2008, 02:32:21 AM
What is that supposed to mean? ._.
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Arrow on February 22, 2008, 02:26:37 AM
Irock, nobody wants to hear about your cum fantasies.
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Moss. on March 26, 2008, 04:36:28 PM
and so here i am
writing this song
cuz a girl broke my heart and
HOLYSHITMYKIDNEYSAREGONE
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Kokowam on March 26, 2008, 08:50:34 PM
and so here i am
writing this song
cuz a girl broke my heart and
HOLYSHITTHISTOPICISOLD

:V
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Moss. on March 26, 2008, 10:06:34 PM
the least you could do is rhyme
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Nightwolf on March 27, 2008, 09:30:59 AM
and so here i am
writing this song
cuz a girl broke my heart and
HOLYSHITILOSTMYTHONG
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Dertt on March 27, 2008, 07:24:24 PM
I just noticed this:

Quote from: fgtrock on February 14, 2008, 07:34:44 AM
Handed her a forty

...forty dollar bill?
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Moss. on March 27, 2008, 07:32:30 PM
LOL how old are you?
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Kokowam on March 27, 2008, 09:24:57 PM
Isn't it obvious that it's a forty dollar bill? >_> Read the rest.
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Moss. on March 27, 2008, 10:09:27 PM
Actually, a 40 dollar bill DOES make sense, there, but I thought he was talking about "a 40," as in a 40 oz. malt liquor beverage which is, obviously, commonly referred to as "a 40."

and black people love it
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Dertt on March 28, 2008, 12:34:13 AM
I realised that randomly about an hour after I made the post.
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Irock on March 29, 2008, 02:59:29 PM
Use your imagination, what do YOU think it is?
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Arkbennett on March 29, 2008, 08:20:28 PM
40 mgs of Ruffies.
Oh Irock, you dirty bastard.
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Moss. on March 29, 2008, 08:42:29 PM
i thought that said 40mg of ruffles

and I got rly hngry
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Dwarra? on March 29, 2008, 08:47:57 PM
Handed her a .40 pistol


Aka da 9mm dawgs
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Arkbennett on March 29, 2008, 08:58:40 PM
Oh, that was my 3rd guess.
My second was a .40 mm condom.

Man I suck at guessing.
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Irock on April 03, 2008, 11:42:23 PM
Quote from: Arlen on March 29, 2008, 08:42:29 PM
i thought that said 40mg of ruffles

and I got rly hngry
I did too.
Okay it's decided, he handed her 40mgs of ruffles.
Title: Re: Love
Post by: Kokowam on April 05, 2008, 01:18:36 AM
God, that's hawt ;-;
Title: Re: rove
Post by: Arrow on April 06, 2008, 10:07:54 PM
Revived so you can lol.
Title: Re: Rove
Post by: Nightwolf on April 07, 2008, 03:14:44 PM
I lol'd.
Title: Re: Rove
Post by: Kokowam on April 07, 2008, 07:25:38 PM
Me too. Mod abuse ftw :V