King of the Hill

*Apocalyptic explosion*
You guys die and I climb back up the hill.

Blue, you failed. We were already dead.

*Some kid wishes apon a star for a little kitten, but I popped out of the ground instead, which gave the kid a heart attack. Then I go up hill and claw out Blue's eyes and pus Blue down hill

....... You can have the hill for now, but in 5 years i will be reborn again anew in an unholy demon cult ritual..
soooooo
fast forward time five years ahead

Lets not and say we did.
*sets mines around hill

I'm undead I don't need eyes. Gets super powers and flies over the mines onto the top of the hill.

*grabs Blue as Blue flies and stickies a mine to Blue's back
 =D

Waits for five years to pass, to occupy time, hurls lightning bolts at blue and redyugi.

Moves at the speed of light and dodges lightning. Kills everyone with a stick and becomes king.

CURSEDED STICK!!!!
*Uses Phoniex Down and then burns stick. Uses Limit Break to kill everyone

Get's Chocobo and gets it to kill the king. I win.

*Gets booted out of hell for some very not nice words. Finds Blue, kills Blue, and then puts on best armor money can buy

armor always has that one weak spot, finds weak spot and inserts dynamite, clubs redyugi over head so they can't wake up. watches as he is blown to bits.

armor always has that one weak spot, finds weak spot and inserts dynamite, clubs redyugi over head so they can't wake up. watches as he is blown to bits.

"they"?

*reawakens as Spawn, and kicks every one's ass*

I WIN.

It aint That easy mister!

No, you see, it is that easy. Arrow did, in fact, win this thread. You all lost.

No
Just no

Yes, man yes!

Spawn says no. Spawn kicks ass. Therefor...no

Are you too cool for e's?

See, here what happens: I alert the grammar nazis to that horrid mistake you made there. I am next in line for the throne.

I am King.

I alert the spelling Nazis for your mistake of the word, "grammar".
Therefore, I regain my throne.

I got off easy due to good behavior.

I came back, and since you didn't account for me being only half as bruised and broken as I turned out, I managed to get my way through any elaborate systems you may have set up to stop me. I drugged your afternoon tea and after the drug took it's effect I threw you down the hill.

Well, I dropped you and set you in motion downhill by kicking you.

Either way, I am king.

I don't drink tea...

*climbs back up hill, like a ninja, and assassinates kitkatkan

Like any good leader, I make robot copies of myself on a regular basis. The slitting of original me's throat activated a signal that sent Kitkatkanbot serial number 000001 into action. Kitkatkanbot has The Matrix-like karate/reflex skills and outdid you in an instant. After disposing of your battered body through flame Kitkatkanbot took the throne.

Since Kitkatkanbot is for all intents and purposes, me, I am now king.

*Kills kitkatkan due to a paradox which would require a 5 page discussion to describe.

Do it properly