King of the Hill

*glare*
*shakes fist*
*tells you hwat*

plays caramelldansen until your head blows up.
Becomes king and creates a barrier of lights that blocks everything real and imaginary.
types in invincibility cheat. 

Updates game...
Cheat stopped working.
Now Im the king!

Summons hordes of undead minions from the underworld*
"Die puny n00b!"(jks)says Blue
The horde of deceased fluffy bunnies tramples Jek to death.

Not only king, but LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD!!!
YAY!!!!

I tell the former king to figure out what WOW spells backwards and as a result cause permanent brain damage, making him ineligible to be king of the hill. Thus, I am now the king. For a short while. <.<

The brain damaged former king preforms an satanic ritual to make him undead. Kills Zylos. Becomes king once again. :]

Blows up hill using super awesome giant lazer thingy
FIRE MAH LAZERS!!!!!!
no more hill : D

Rebuilds hill on top of IAMFORTE. King once again

O_O OH NOES
......
fires cold beam at blue, hopefully freezing him, pushes frozen body off the hil into lava pit : D

The ice protects me from lava and instead turns into steam making me fly off and knock you off the hill. :]

*Digs under ice and rips your thoart out

I is back! Kingz me! haha.

Seeing that I'm undead, I don't need a throat so I hobble my way back up the hill and tear your eardrums out. Then, I crack open your skull and force youto eat your brains. While you're doing that I push you off the hill.....

:]

I must have missed alot....hmm.

*gets revived by Ash, then kills the pokeman loser. Finds gernade laucher and blows Blue up.

Kingz

Snipes ^ with Barret 50cal. from several kilometers away
*waits and does not go to get hill*

Damn metal between the eyes....
*Digs a hole from hell, drags IAMFORTE into the hole, then gets to work reviving body.*

but im not on the hill : O
fine, puts salt on redyugis body so it can be resurected...
signs a deal with devil trading blues first born child and his own life to ressurect as a semi immortal demigod with bat wings : D

The devil decides that the sacrifice is too awesome and lets me off.
Uses the "Unimmortalfyer" on IAMFORTE and kills him with a booger.

*Uses a mallet to bash Blue like Kirby does*

uses an axe to lop off redyugi's head

*floating head (Wonderland cat style) eats FORTE

NOES...
tears his way out of stomach

*Floating head doesn't care about body and keeps hill

right... now that im alive and not eaten....... Shoots head in both eyes, deadliest warrior style
Head can see where its going and impales itself upon a tree, I go to take hill

*possesses tree like an evil spirit and uproots tree. Walks over and stomps on FORTE

.....
*casts inferno and burns tree and spirit and everything else to ashes (including himself)*
The hill is now unclaimed