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RMRK General => General Chat => Topic started by: NickTheSushi on September 06, 2009, 09:48:52 PM

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: NickTheSushi on September 06, 2009, 09:48:52 PM

The point, obviously, is to become king of the hill. I got this idea from one of the latest updates to TF2. You can try and take the point from the current king (last poster), doesn't matter how gruesome or creative. Don't do anything that would like, destroy the hill or something, kthxbai.

Nick is now in control of the point.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 06, 2009, 10:28:37 PM

*pushes Nick off the hill*

That was easy.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: shandy333 on September 06, 2009, 10:48:28 PM

Hey, I love that show.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Irock on September 06, 2009, 10:55:46 PM

I'm gonna kick your ass.

*dumps propane on king*

*sets on fire*

I tell ya hwat.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: shandy333 on September 06, 2009, 10:58:50 PM

Quote from: Irock on September 06, 2009, 10:55:46 PM

I'm gonna kick your ass.

*dumps propane on king*

*sets on fire*

I tell ya hwat.

Yes, that is the best part! The talking is funny.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Grafikal on September 07, 2009, 08:49:12 AM

SHANDY, PLAY THE FUCKING GAME OR GET OUT PLEASE damn dude

*Puts on slip resistant shoes and lubes up the hill*

*watches the king slide down the hill*

*becomes new king*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Kokowam on September 07, 2009, 12:56:57 PM

/me poops on the grafikal who then proceeds to eat it but can't due to his condition so he goes down the hill crying.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Grafikal on September 07, 2009, 04:54:21 PM

*walks back up the hill shit covered ...*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 07, 2009, 05:05:36 PM

*snaps grafikal's neck and throws his dead body down the hill*
*goes to Burger King, gets one of those paper crowns, and walks back up the hill.*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: NickTheSushi on September 07, 2009, 10:32:20 PM

*shoves Lazer Kirby into a can and rolls him down the hill*
*is now king*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Nightwolf on September 08, 2009, 02:42:47 AM

*destroys the hill, killing everyone trying to win it*
*finds new hill*
*king*
*zylos*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 08, 2009, 11:28:50 AM

EvilM00s puts Nightwolf into a meat grinder and slowly turns the crank. ;D

EvilM00s eats Nightwolf burgers as king of the hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on September 08, 2009, 02:26:55 PM

*pops out of a hole in the ground and pees on the grass, causing the king to slip and slide all the way down*

Spoiler for:

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Kokowam on September 09, 2009, 12:04:39 AM

/me puts Zylos on the slip-and-slide that Irock made.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 09, 2009, 12:15:41 AM

Quote from: mastermoo420 on September 09, 2009, 12:04:39 AM

/me puts Zylos on the slip-and-slide that Irock made.

This gives me a good idea...

Quote from: mastermoo420 on September 09, 2009, 12:04:39 AM

/me puts Moo on the slip-and-slide that Irock made.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 09, 2009, 04:22:39 AM

After putting pis-dri on the slip and slide, a bightly colored pinata carries EvilM00s up the hill...
and kicks Lazer Kirby's stripey butt off the hill.

*kingage*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Grafikal on September 09, 2009, 05:08:21 AM

*breaks pinata and basks in the overflow of candy*
*EvilM00s chases some candy to the bottom of the hill*
*i stay at the top*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on September 09, 2009, 03:08:52 PM

*pours water on the sexy robot and sits on its remains*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Grafikal on September 09, 2009, 05:15:38 PM

*wandering mechanic fixes sexy robot*
*wandering mechanic gets hungry*
*sexy robot cooks roast artic fox for the hungry wandering mechanic*
*wandering mechanic wanders off*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 09, 2009, 07:23:50 PM

Fox? I thought Zylos was a wolf...

Anyway, *somehow destroys sexy robot beyond repair*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Grafikal on September 09, 2009, 07:37:58 PM

*Sexy Robot AI destroyed activates an infinite amount of other Sexy Robots*
*Ignores Kirby*
*One by one Sexy Robots take turns being King of the Hill*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 09, 2009, 08:31:16 PM

The Sexy Robot army runs out of battery power!

EvilM00s runs up the hill and yells,

"Zylos is a fox?!?!?"

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on September 09, 2009, 08:57:55 PM

*goes on a murderous rampage and kills everyone on the hill* Fox dammit. :mad:

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 09, 2009, 11:13:40 PM

*was wearing heavy armor, so did not get kill by the murderous rampage. As a result, Lazer Kirby kicks Zylos in the stomach and watches as he tumbles down the hill*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 10, 2009, 08:40:52 PM

A huge electro-magnet crane mistakes LK for a recycleable material and takes him to the metal masher.

EvilM00s waves goodbye from the top of the hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Grafikal on September 10, 2009, 11:04:50 PM

*walks to the top of the hill*

*throws an evil bundle of willow, aspen twigs, horsetail, sedges, roots, pond weeds, and grass to the bottom of the hill*

*EvilM00s chases feed*
*Starts playing

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Grafikal on September 10, 2009, 11:33:27 PM

*uses clone robot to follow the time warp space continuum flux in space and calculates location*
*enters the rip in space and teleports to true location of the hill*
*leaves the rip open for other to continue this game*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 10, 2009, 11:34:02 PM

*somehow claims the hill*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Grafikal on September 10, 2009, 11:36:48 PM

*beats down Lazer Kirby in a robot rage against unoriginal ideas*
*reclaims hill*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 10, 2009, 11:39:30 PM

*a giant A380 plane crashes will its fuel tank almost full into Kipe and the plane explodes. Lazer Kirby sees a curious hill, and walks up onto the top*

*has hill again*

*HEY I SHOOT LASER BEAMS IM NOT CALLED LAZER KIRBY FOR NOTHING*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 11, 2009, 06:24:00 AM

NOM NOM NOM!

Hey Kirby, smell my M00s farts!

Yeah.

*sits atop the hill*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on September 11, 2009, 06:36:56 AM

*whips out a nuclear warhead and is about to set it off when he remembers the rule of no destroying the hill*

Ah, crap.

*bashes the king's crown against EvilM00s head and knocks him out instead, thus becoming the new king*

Hail to the king, baby. (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_king.gif&hash=8286b853cc58e03479350d2aa4cf20a13158f246)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: NickTheSushi on September 11, 2009, 07:28:27 PM

Nick shoots Zylos and makes a fine pelt cape out of him

Nick is king now :D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 11, 2009, 08:51:50 PM

EvilM00s, the ASPCA and PETA beat little Nicky into a sticky blob for harming animals!

EvilM00s uses jumper cables and a helium tank and re-combobulates Zylos.

But he keeps the crown!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 14, 2009, 11:45:10 PM

*slits M00's neck*
*reclaims hill*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on September 15, 2009, 03:56:10 AM

*slips a laxative into Kirby's drink and watches him flee the hill in search of a bathroom*

=3

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Grafikal on September 15, 2009, 04:32:18 AM

*ties a piece of meat to a string*
*ties other end of string to pole*
*attaches pole to zylos' head*
*watches as he chases the meat away from the hill, or rather just circling the hill*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 15, 2009, 05:54:04 AM

101 101 101101001 1010010 101 011 101100
101 101 01 010 101 100 010 101 100
1011 10 11010 101 100 010
10 010010110 101 010 10110 101 101
101 010
10100

EvilM00s takes the hill from Mr. G

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 15, 2009, 07:55:54 PM

*transforms into Bomb Kirby*

*blasts the SWAT team*

*cuts the police tape*

*surrounds the hill with bombs*

(Lazer Kirby is out of range of the bombs)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 18, 2009, 02:49:28 AM

EvilM00s puts a wind-up mouse on the ground.

Lazer Kirby's tiger scampers after it, detonating the bombs!

EvilM00s sits on top of the hill amid a shower of dirt and wind-up mouse parts.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on September 18, 2009, 02:45:47 PM

*runs up and punts EvilM00s into space*

Soccer gives you strong legs. :3

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 20, 2009, 11:49:53 PM

*As Zylos goes a soccer game, Lazer Kirby says "Break a leg"*

*Hears screaming that sounded like "ARGGHHH... I BROKE MY LEG!!!!!"

*walks up to the hill since Zylos can't punt with broken legs*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 23, 2009, 12:38:38 PM

Bare yer fangs at me, will ya?

*M00s kick shatters LK's teef*
*LK runs off looking for a prosthodondist*

EvilM00s is king of the hill with a fang in his h00f!

ow...

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: strike on September 23, 2009, 03:16:31 PM

*calls in an AC130 gunship that clears the hill of all opposition then walks up it

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: tSwitch on September 23, 2009, 03:21:45 PM

/me shoots Strike with a sniper rifle in the head, then calls in a helicopter that pulls the hill out of the ground with NAMKCOR on it and flies it away

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: strike on September 23, 2009, 03:27:10 PM

*parachutes from the AC130 onto the flying hill and shotguns namkcor and rolls his dead body off the hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: tSwitch on September 23, 2009, 03:43:05 PM

*sneaks up behind Strike and pushes him off the hill, waving and saying: "NEXT TIME, TRY NOT KILLING MY BODY DOUBLE"*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: strike on September 23, 2009, 07:25:13 PM

fucking dead ringer.

*flys back up with a jetpack picks nam up and lets him loose when not over the hill then lands on the hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Irock on September 23, 2009, 08:53:18 PM

*Uses portal gun to make a portal on a far off mountain, and makes one under Strike's feet, causing him to spawn on a steep mountain, where he falls to his death. I claim the hill.*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on September 23, 2009, 08:58:56 PM

*straps Strike's jetpack onto Irock and shoots it to send him off to space Team Rocket style*

I am the king for the next minute. *changes the taxes while he can*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Irock on September 23, 2009, 09:01:44 PM

IROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN *shing*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 23, 2009, 09:03:36 PM

*GO PIKACHU*

*THUNDERBOLT*

*done*

*kingage*

btw, M00, after I placed the bombs around the hill I said I was out of range of them :-\

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 23, 2009, 10:09:07 PM

*Uses invisible powers to sneak up behind Lazer Kirby, steals the crown, and pushes him down the hill*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 24, 2009, 02:55:46 PM

EvilM00s sits on something small, furry and invisible. Apparently, it was wearing a crown.

Hey, I was looking for that!

King me.

@LK: That's what the wind up mouse was for!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 24, 2009, 08:05:48 PM

Uses furry super power to lift and throw EvilMOOs far away from hill.....then promptly takes a small nap

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 24, 2009, 08:20:55 PM

*sneaks up behind him and stabs him*
*tosses body down hill*
*creates forcefield around Lazer Kirby*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 24, 2009, 08:40:52 PM

Digs through the hill and underneath Kirby. HAHA! Kirby forget to protect the bottom so Redyugi pops up and uses stun gun to stun Kirby. Then cremates KIrby.

Cats have 9 lives remember?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: strike on September 24, 2009, 08:42:01 PM

do you have to make a reference to how you are a furry in every fucking post.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 24, 2009, 08:45:21 PM

Wow.....we refer to Kirby's tiger alot, and such....but....way to be an ass. Also, way not to add to the game.

I stay on top of the hill, sitting in a bean bag chair, naked, eating cheetos. ;D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Grafikal on September 24, 2009, 11:28:33 PM

*Transforms myself and other clones into checkers*
*challenges Redyugi to a game of checkers*
*I win*
*All my clones got kinged*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 24, 2009, 11:35:52 PM

Quote from: redyugi on September 24, 2009, 08:45:21 PM

Wow.....we refer to Kirby's tiger alot, and such....but....way to be an ass. Also, way not to add to the game.

I agree.

EvilM00s throws a tantrum and flips the board, grafikal and all his clones off the hill.

Your king is a sore loser at checkers.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Miss Nile on September 24, 2009, 11:59:55 PM

Slowly approaches M00s, scream a scream that freaks him that out that he falls off the hill.

Yays. :D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 25, 2009, 12:03:17 AM

*Punches Love in the face*
*Love doesn't love anymore*
*?????*
*runs away from the hill*
*nuclear bomb explodes*
*hill is still intact*
*kingage*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 25, 2009, 12:28:56 AM

Radition from nuclear bomb transforms Redyugi into furry version of Hulk
Stomps up to Kirby, picks him and the tiger up, breaks them both in half, then throws them as far as Redyugi can.

KING!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on September 25, 2009, 12:30:53 AM

*watchs redyugi die of radiation poisoning, and becomes king of the hill by wearing a protective suit*

See kids? Just use protection and everything will be a-okay! ;)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Grafikal on September 25, 2009, 02:26:12 AM

I'm a robot, I don't get radioactive poisoning :)

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geekologie.com%2F2008%2F04%2F25%2Ffire-robot-1.jpg&hash=7439647e09df78f35ac6122d4d437acf3fb299ba)

TIME TO FUCK SHIT UP

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on September 25, 2009, 02:38:08 AM

*splashes water onto the mega robot and short curcuits it*

Consider shit fucked up.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 25, 2009, 02:40:36 AM

Damn...7 lives left.

@ grafikal, nice pic! lol

Sneaks up behind Zylos, and bites Zylos' ankle. Then laughs as Zylos runs away screaming. Pulls out rocket launcher and laughs evil-like

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on September 25, 2009, 02:43:12 AM

OW! You little ankle-biter! *drop kicks redyugi into space alongside Irock*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 25, 2009, 02:47:55 AM

Waves to Irock, then uses kitty paddle to move through space. We kitties are evil, and as a result, our dark lord makes our lungs produce their own oxygen, so we can spread our evil

*50 years later*

Kills who ever is on the hill and laughs again

EDIT. I think I fucked up the game.....damn it.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Grafikal on September 25, 2009, 08:23:47 AM

*still a robot, but 50 years sexier and more dangerous*
*was also allowed time to be repaired*
*spouts nonsense at redyugi until confusion sets in*
*dominates conversation with redyugi*
*mind fucks redyugi*
*hypnotizes him away to another country*
*retakes hill*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on September 25, 2009, 01:05:17 PM

Oh god, I need water to short circuit the robot, but I there's no pool of water nearby!
What am I going to use?! I need some sort of fluidy substance to become the king!

*thinks long and hard about what resources he can use and comes up with a devious plan*

Spoiler for You don't want to know what I used. <_<:

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 25, 2009, 08:03:03 PM

Finally unconfused, comes back to hill and pushes Zylos down the hill while he was writing that huge spoiler.

KING...again

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: tSwitch on September 25, 2009, 08:08:41 PM

*puts redyugi into a washing machine, turns it on turbo, and rolls it down the hill*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 25, 2009, 09:04:17 PM

People kill ??????? for animal cruelty.
They then pat Redyugi dry and place him on top of hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Miss Nile on September 25, 2009, 09:11:03 PM

Love comes and makes redyugi fall in love with a little cute kitten, so he forgets all about being a king and she wins~

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on September 25, 2009, 09:16:41 PM

*rolls out Irock's old water slide and let's Love slide down it*

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_king.gif&hash=8286b853cc58e03479350d2aa4cf20a13158f246)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 25, 2009, 09:45:19 PM

Female kitty was actually a whore, so Redyugi dumps the hoe.

Pulls out sniper rifle and shots Zylos.
Walks up the hill and puts on the crown

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on September 25, 2009, 10:00:09 PM

*hypnotizes redyugi with his sig and tells him to go to the ends of the earth, where he freezes to death*

Like I said, just wear protection. Like condoms or bullet-proof vests. :3

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 25, 2009, 11:15:53 PM

*looks at redyugi's avatar*
"The voices are telling me to kill you"

*watches redyugi murder Zylos*
*calls animal control(or whatever it was called) to drag redyugi away*
*king'd*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 25, 2009, 11:49:49 PM

Bites hand off Animal Control person and shots them with my sniper rifle. Cursing the bad luck of running out of bullets, hits Kirby in the back of the hand with the butt of the rifle. Then puts cement blocks on Kirby's feet and throws him in the river.

King!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 26, 2009, 01:17:02 AM

EvilM00s calls the hill's landlord and asks about the pet policy.

"No animals native to bathroom windows."

Redyugi is evicted, leaving the hill open for ~~Der~~ King M00s.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 26, 2009, 01:47:39 AM

? Bathroom windows?? .... ???

Finds landlord, kills him/her, and the beats up EvilMOOs and throws him off the hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 26, 2009, 02:19:27 AM

A whole herd of M33s stampede over the hill!

redyugi disappears in a pink mist!

M00s party on the hill, Re: New King

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 26, 2009, 03:28:27 AM

Uses suitcase nuke to kill everyone on hill, then in radition suit, claims the hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Redwyn on September 26, 2009, 03:43:52 AM

*Redyugi's radiation suit suddenly turns in to a stream of white stuff as it disintegrates redyugi, Redwyn forming in place with a crown on his head*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Miss Nile on September 26, 2009, 01:31:43 PM

*Love summons a swarm of evil little fairies that attack Redwyn and make him fall off the hill*

Ahh victory~ <3

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 26, 2009, 06:10:08 PM

Eats one fairy, so the others run backwards and accidentally knock Love off the hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 26, 2009, 07:55:44 PM

*calls upon the moon goddess and does PotM's best move - Starfall*
*a star falls and kills redyugi*
*kingage*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Miss Nile on September 26, 2009, 08:35:41 PM

*Love climbs up the hill again and with her staff, she knocks Lazer Kirby down the hill*

Oh yes, the beauty of victory.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 26, 2009, 09:20:14 PM

*flashes a blinding light that Love is temporarily blind*
*kicks Love in the head*
*kingage*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 26, 2009, 09:43:59 PM

Uses a crane to pull star off him. Then Chuck Norris round house kicks the star straight into Kirby

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 26, 2009, 10:50:17 PM

*Lazer Kirby stands up again*
*Hill is empty since redyugi never bothered to mention he claimed the hill*
*Claims hill*
That was easy.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 27, 2009, 01:29:54 AM

IRS agents approach the hill.

"Mr. Kirby, we need to talk about this hill of yours... you seem to have forgotten to claim it on your 10-40A..."

Lazer Kirby is taken into custody!

EvilM00s siezes the opportunity and the hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 27, 2009, 02:06:05 AM

Chuck Norris sees EvilMOOs, and thinks EvilMOOs is a pinata and round house kicks EvilMOOs.
Chuck then runs down the hill, following the flying EvilMOOs.

Redyugi claims the hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Miss Nile on September 27, 2009, 02:47:12 PM

Love summons a dragon to fire Chuck Norris to ashes and then takes redyugi off the hill.

Mine, mine, mine~

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 27, 2009, 02:55:49 PM

:zrage: :shoop:
*claims hill*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 27, 2009, 04:32:37 PM

@Kirby, lmfao. That was teh shit.

Uses nerd powers to summon a light saber and deflects the lazer with it, ala Star Wars style.
Lazer hits Kirby and kills him. Redyugi throws his body into the river, then claims hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 29, 2009, 09:19:47 PM

Ended up Kirby ate the lazer! After all, kirbies eat everything!

That gives me a great idea!

*eats redyugi*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 29, 2009, 11:24:46 PM

Kirby has allergic reaction to Redyugi, and dies a painful, hive-y death.

Redyugi claims hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 29, 2009, 11:55:42 PM

EvilM00s takes a big candy dump on redyugi's fluffy body, smothering him in smarties and tootsie rolls. King ing ing ing ing!

"I'm THE pinata, Chuck!"

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on September 30, 2009, 12:20:04 AM

I'm going to perform extremely complicated manuevers and strategies to claim the cr- oh, screw it.

*punches EvilM00s in the face and takes the crown from him*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Irock on September 30, 2009, 12:28:23 AM

I'd love to become king and everything, but the king of the hill has the tendency to become severely injured or dead.

*walks away*

Spoiler for:

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 30, 2009, 01:36:05 AM

Plays the Gummy Bear song until Irock kills himself to get away from the evil music.

King-age

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on September 30, 2009, 02:23:50 AM

I don't mean to pick on you all the time, red. Let's have a glass of lemonade and talk about....

Arsenic.

What a lovely cushion you make, redyugi!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on September 30, 2009, 03:06:33 AM

Ghost spirit of Redyugi comes and scares EvilMOOs far away.
Then goes back into the body and claims hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on September 30, 2009, 09:34:22 PM

*twenty Boeing 747s crash with full fuel tanks into redyugi and explode*
*claims hill*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on October 01, 2009, 01:22:46 AM

EvilM00s leads the Dep't of Homeland securtiy to Kirby. They promptly arrest him and send him to Guantanamo Bay for "humane" interrogation.

I hope you're thirsty!!

EvilM00s uses an intact plane seat as his new throne.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on October 01, 2009, 02:20:11 AM

Pulls himself out of wreckage, and shudders at horror of being buried alive.
Then stuffs EvilMOOs in a box and buries him alive. *Evil laugh*

King-age

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on October 01, 2009, 04:06:14 AM

*pushes Redyugi off the hill and into a barrel of Nouman's explosives*

RMRK is still going downhill. :V

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on October 01, 2009, 08:40:23 PM

Explosion puts me into the river. Climbing out, hating Zylos for putting me in river. Goes up hill and kills murderous :zangry: named Zylos. Then claims hill. Also makes pelt out of wolf

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on October 02, 2009, 01:31:19 AM

*STOMP* He's *STOMP* a *STOMP* fox *STOMP* dammit! *STOMP STOMP STOMP*

*wipes redness off hind hoof*

The king must know his furries.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on October 02, 2009, 02:25:53 AM

Really? Ok. Sorry Zylos.

Huge meteor crashes into EvilMOOs before rolling into the ocean.
Redyugi wakes up from unconsciousness, wipes himself clean, and claims hill....again

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on October 02, 2009, 02:49:30 AM

EvilM00s climbs out of the ocean and sticks a bunch of wet candy to redyugi's fur. The nearby children mistake HIM for the pinata.

Oooo! That may leave a mark....

King.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on October 02, 2009, 07:17:00 PM

*after beating redyugi, they see another pinata on the hill, which happened to be EvilM00s*
*they beat him into pieces*
*KINGAGE*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on October 02, 2009, 08:14:12 PM

Wakes up, and goes and washes blood off fur. Then goes up to Kirby, yawns, and plops down on Kirby's head. Then poops all over Kirby's face. Kirby runs to the river, where a sniper was waiting and took Kirby out

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on October 02, 2009, 11:29:56 PM

Lazer Kirby ate the bullet and spit it out, killing the sniper dude.

Calls in Nouman to blow up redyugi

Records the video, and sends it to Adam Savage.
*kingage*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: KaDourkey on October 03, 2009, 04:30:54 PM

*kicks Lazer Kirby in th---..I'd rather not continue that sentence*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on October 03, 2009, 04:33:23 PM

Hits KaDourkey when Redyugi comes flying back down to Earth form the explosion. KaDourkey rolls down the hill.

King

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on October 03, 2009, 05:13:48 PM

redyugi :djang: s and then a :dino: comes to crush him.

*kingage*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on October 03, 2009, 06:30:50 PM

Blue dinosaur accidently kicks Kirby and sends him flying.
Redyugi calls sniper and sniper shoots and kills dinosaur

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on October 04, 2009, 02:20:42 PM

:mex:
grrrr ima mean mexican...... imma kill u

*watches as redyugi is murdered by the mean mexican*
*kingage*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on October 04, 2009, 03:15:37 PM

Angry animal lovers kill Mexican. They then revive Redyugi, and Redyugi goes and puts leash on Kirby's tiger. Then hands it to the animal lovers and watches Kirby has to follow the animal lovers to get his tiger back

King-age

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on October 05, 2009, 08:28:59 PM

:atma:

OMG FINAL BOSS!!!!!!!!!

DID 4859243763942685839 DAMAGE TO REDYUGI!!!!!

REDYUGI HAS DIED!!!!!

LAZER KIRBY ATTACKS!!!!

DID 7243915936581 DAMAGE TO FINEL BOZZ!!!

FINEL BOZZ FAINTED LOL OMG

*kingage*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on October 05, 2009, 08:43:59 PM

Flying phoenix passes by and revives Redyugi. Redyugi then pulls out rocket lancher, and blows up Kirby

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on October 07, 2009, 06:14:43 AM

EvilM00s uses the power of catnip to lure redyugi from the hill.

*bloodless coup, hail the new king*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on October 07, 2009, 08:56:42 PM

Comes back and beats the crud out of EvilMOOs. Breaks him in half and throws him down the hill. Another bloodless coup....mainly because EvilMOOs is a pinata

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lazer Ki on October 07, 2009, 08:59:47 PM

*all the brutes from mybrute.com come swarming, beating up redyugi*

I GOT KING'D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on November 15, 2009, 12:20:45 AM

*pushes the former king who died of old age out of the way and takes his place on the throne as the king* ^^

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on November 15, 2009, 01:53:58 AM

*realizes he isn't king anymore, and hasn't been for a while, and goes into a muderous rampage, killing Zylos easily.*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on November 17, 2009, 03:44:19 AM

*Does a little dance on redyugi's face*

I'm so happy to see you under my hooves again, little buddy!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on November 17, 2009, 03:52:28 AM

@MOOs, thanks for the nomination, although I think when voting starts, you are gonna win Best Newbie. lol

*pulls myself out of the ground, breaks EvilMOOs in half, and eats the candy inside*
King-age

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Grafikal on November 17, 2009, 03:57:45 AM

*hands redyugi the world resting on my shoulders*
*world crushes redyugi*
*I lightly take over the hill, thus becoming king*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on November 17, 2009, 04:01:11 AM

Hey red, thanks!

*Rolls the world off of redyugi to retreive candy*
*World rolls in a random direction*
Oh, crap! Sorry, graf, that's gotta be heavy!

Um, I guess I'll just take that crown untill you feel better...

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on November 17, 2009, 04:03:52 AM

*Sucker punches grafikal for crushing me, then using awesome ninja skills, steals the crown from EvilMOOs and pushes him down the hill*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on December 04, 2009, 11:02:20 PM

*calls over someone reaaaaaaaaaally fat to sit on the former king, and places a dented crown on himself*

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_king.gif&hash=8286b853cc58e03479350d2aa4cf20a13158f246)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on December 11, 2009, 12:22:26 AM

*fat person farts, rocketing off into space. As the smell reaches Zylos, he dies from the stench. Redyugi pops up out of the ground, with nose plugs in.*

King-age

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on December 11, 2009, 02:08:17 AM

M33s are immune to farts. Hey, redyugi! Let's play a game called

*STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMP!*

Kinginginging!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: KaDourkey on December 20, 2009, 03:49:04 AM

Runefreak summons :atma: killing EvilM00s

King.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: ssbbfan4 on December 20, 2009, 03:59:21 AM

I place a impenetrable force field(and no you cannot dig under it because it goes all the way through earth) after i climb up the hill after headshotting KaDourkey and casting invincibility on me and then casting death on the monster.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on December 20, 2009, 04:02:39 AM

*erases the former king using a magic pencil* ^^

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: ssbbfan4 on December 20, 2009, 04:04:15 AM

...you gotta be kiddin' me..... :o

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: ltearth on December 21, 2009, 02:04:25 AM

*plays opera music so loud that the former kings head explodes leaving blood on my clothes as a souvenir*

*I AM THE KING*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Mr_Wiggles on December 21, 2009, 02:13:04 AM

yea a dead one you didn't survive either due to the proximity of the music creating machine

*Walks up and wonders what happend to all the people and sits atop the hill to ponder*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: ssbbfan4 on December 21, 2009, 08:11:30 PM

While You wonder what happened to everyone, My auto life spell that i secretly casted goes off and then I cast invincibility and protect from magic pencil(That ain't happin' again!) and then headshot the last king. then i summon a wraith and have him cast devil's touch on all the dead body's. to make sure they are dead.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Kathryn on December 21, 2009, 10:53:59 PM

As a result of your previous actions, the grim reaper is pissed. Just this once he decides to cheat a little and dead'ds you too.

After a thousand long years, everyone ever reincarnates except for our dear ssbbfan. I was on the hill first. I am king.

EDIT: invincible sword versus invincible sheild = normal sword versus normal shield. And the grim reaper's wrath is just a little bit more awesome than your invincible shield, my dear :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on December 22, 2009, 12:51:47 AM

Psh. I defy logic every day.

*kicks the former king/queen in the butt and down the water slide* ^^

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: ssbbfan4 on January 16, 2010, 09:19:44 PM

I call on Zeus to use thunder on all that are alive and were revived by death. I also assassinate death with the help of all of the main characters of the gta series. I payed them 50 grand for this. and since i killed death, I trapped all of you in the underworld. I own the hill
FOREVER!!!!!!!!! :evil:

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Arrow on January 16, 2010, 09:49:52 PM

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.tinypic.com%2Foii39x.png&hash=e961e8ddbb8a60b0dcc40351f9b9f10f7ef96f27)

I WIN.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on January 16, 2010, 09:52:36 PM

*turns off the TV*

I win. ^^ *crowns himself with the crown from Final Fantasy*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Arrow on January 16, 2010, 09:54:25 PM

*glare*
*shakes fist*
*tells you hwat*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Blue on January 18, 2010, 02:28:09 AM

plays caramelldansen until your head blows up.
Becomes king and creates a barrier of lights that blocks everything real and imaginary.
types in invincibility cheat. :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jek on January 19, 2010, 04:31:51 AM

Updates game...
Cheat stopped working.
Now Im the king!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Blue on January 19, 2010, 04:50:36 AM

Summons hordes of undead minions from the underworld*
"Die puny n00b!"(jks)says Blue
The horde of deceased fluffy bunnies tramples Jek to death.

Not only king, but LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD!!!
YAY!!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on January 24, 2010, 05:05:43 PM

I tell the former king to figure out what WOW spells backwards and as a result cause permanent brain damage, making him ineligible to be king of the hill. Thus, I am now the king. For a short while. <.<

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Blue on January 24, 2010, 11:17:55 PM

The brain damaged former king preforms an satanic ritual to make him undead. Kills Zylos. Becomes king once again. :]

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: IAMFORTE on January 25, 2010, 01:57:20 AM

Blows up hill using super awesome giant lazer thingy
FIRE MAH LAZERS!!!!!!
no more hill : D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Blue on January 25, 2010, 03:20:16 AM

Rebuilds hill on top of IAMFORTE. King once again :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: IAMFORTE on January 25, 2010, 03:42:01 AM

O_O OH NOES
......
fires cold beam at blue, hopefully freezing him, pushes frozen body off the hil into lava pit : D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Blue on January 25, 2010, 04:51:31 AM

The ice protects me from lava and instead turns into steam making me fly off and knock you off the hill. :]

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on January 27, 2010, 01:27:09 AM

*Digs under ice and rips your thoart out

I is back! Kingz me! haha.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Blue on January 27, 2010, 07:30:33 AM

Seeing that I'm undead, I don't need a throat so I hobble my way back up the hill and tear your eardrums out. Then, I crack open your skull and force youto eat your brains. While you're doing that I push you off the hill.....

:]

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on January 27, 2010, 09:14:40 PM

I must have missed alot....hmm.

*gets revived by Ash, then kills the pokeman loser. Finds gernade laucher and blows Blue up.

Kingz

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: IAMFORTE on January 27, 2010, 11:43:36 PM

Snipes ^ with Barret 50cal. from several kilometers away
*waits and does not go to get hill*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on January 28, 2010, 01:22:23 AM

Damn metal between the eyes....
*Digs a hole from hell, drags IAMFORTE into the hole, then gets to work reviving body.*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: IAMFORTE on January 28, 2010, 02:10:46 AM

but im not on the hill : O
fine, puts salt on redyugis body so it can be resurected...
signs a deal with devil trading blues first born child and his own life to ressurect as a semi immortal demigod with bat wings : D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Blue on January 28, 2010, 11:31:52 AM

The devil decides that the sacrifice is too awesome and lets me off.
Uses the "Unimmortalfyer" on IAMFORTE and kills him with a booger.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on January 28, 2010, 01:33:14 PM

*Uses a mallet to bash Blue like Kirby does*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: IAMFORTE on January 28, 2010, 08:35:18 PM

uses an axe to lop off redyugi's head

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on January 28, 2010, 09:20:47 PM

*floating head (Wonderland cat style) eats FORTE

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: IAMFORTE on January 28, 2010, 09:34:42 PM

NOES...
tears his way out of stomach

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on January 28, 2010, 11:12:19 PM

*Floating head doesn't care about body and keeps hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: IAMFORTE on January 28, 2010, 11:37:19 PM

right... now that im alive and not eaten....... Shoots head in both eyes, deadliest warrior style
Head can see where its going and impales itself upon a tree, I go to take hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on January 29, 2010, 01:07:19 AM

*possesses tree like an evil spirit and uproots tree. Walks over and stomps on FORTE

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: IAMFORTE on January 29, 2010, 02:06:10 AM

.....
*casts inferno and burns tree and spirit and everything else to ashes (including himself)*
The hill is now unclaimed

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Blue on January 29, 2010, 09:13:18 AM

*Apocalyptic explosion*
You guys die and I climb back up the hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on January 29, 2010, 01:26:48 PM

Blue, you failed. We were already dead.

*Some kid wishes apon a star for a little kitten, but I popped out of the ground instead, which gave the kid a heart attack. Then I go up hill and claw out Blue's eyes and pus Blue down hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: IAMFORTE on January 29, 2010, 04:13:20 PM

....... You can have the hill for now, but in 5 years i will be reborn again anew in an unholy demon cult ritual..
soooooo
fast forward time five years ahead

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on January 29, 2010, 06:53:54 PM

Lets not and say we did.
*sets mines around hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Blue on January 29, 2010, 10:32:25 PM

I'm undead I don't need eyes. Gets super powers and flies over the mines onto the top of the hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on January 29, 2010, 11:09:15 PM

*grabs Blue as Blue flies and stickies a mine to Blue's back
=D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: IAMFORTE on January 29, 2010, 11:31:55 PM

Waits for five years to pass, to occupy time, hurls lightning bolts at blue and redyugi.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Blue on January 30, 2010, 12:05:31 AM

Moves at the speed of light and dodges lightning. Kills everyone with a stick and becomes king.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on January 30, 2010, 01:09:42 AM

CURSEDED STICK!!!!
*Uses Phoniex Down and then burns stick. Uses Limit Break to kill everyone

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Blue on January 30, 2010, 03:57:19 AM

Get's Chocobo and gets it to kill the king. I win.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on January 30, 2010, 02:00:19 PM

*Gets booted out of hell for some very not nice words. Finds Blue, kills Blue, and then puts on best armor money can buy

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: IAMFORTE on January 30, 2010, 02:47:35 PM

armor always has that one weak spot, finds weak spot and inserts dynamite, clubs redyugi over head so they can't wake up. watches as he is blown to bits.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on January 30, 2010, 03:00:48 PM

Quote from: IAMFORTE on January 30, 2010, 02:47:35 PM

armor always has that one weak spot, finds weak spot and inserts dynamite, clubs redyugi over head so they can't wake up. watches as he is blown to bits.

"they"????

*reawakens as Spawn, and kicks every one's ass*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: ssbbfan4 on January 30, 2010, 04:06:54 PM

Quote from: Arrow-1 on January 16, 2010, 09:49:52 PM

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.tinypic.com%2Foii39x.png&hash=e961e8ddbb8a60b0dcc40351f9b9f10f7ef96f27)

I WIN.

It aint That easy mister!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: strike on February 05, 2010, 05:27:00 PM

No, you see, it is that easy. Arrow did, in fact, win this thread. You all lost.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on February 05, 2010, 08:22:24 PM

No
Just no

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Kathryn on February 05, 2010, 09:17:52 PM

Yes, man yes!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on February 05, 2010, 11:18:17 PM

Spawn says no. Spawn kicks ass. Therefor...no

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Kathryn on February 06, 2010, 01:02:49 AM

Are you too cool for e's?

See, here what happens: I alert the grammar nazis to that horrid mistake you made there. I am next in line for the throne.

I am King.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on February 06, 2010, 01:24:04 AM

I alert the spelling Nazis for your mistake of the word, "grammar".
Therefore, I regain my throne.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Kathryn on February 06, 2010, 01:30:50 AM

I got off easy due to good behavior.

I came back, and since you didn't account for me being only half as bruised and broken as I turned out, I managed to get my way through any elaborate systems you may have set up to stop me. I drugged your afternoon tea and after the drug took it's effect I threw you down the hill.

Well, I dropped you and set you in motion downhill by kicking you.

Either way, I am king.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on February 06, 2010, 01:50:32 AM

I don't drink tea...

*climbs back up hill, like a ninja, and assassinates kitkatkan

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Kathryn on February 06, 2010, 01:53:42 AM

Like any good leader, I make robot copies of myself on a regular basis. The slitting of original me's throat activated a signal that sent Kitkatkanbot serial number 000001 into action. Kitkatkanbot has The Matrix-like karate/reflex skills and outdid you in an instant. After disposing of your battered body through flame Kitkatkanbot took the throne.

Since Kitkatkanbot is for all intents and purposes, me, I am now king.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on February 07, 2010, 01:09:21 AM

*Kills kitkatkan due to a paradox which would require a 5 page discussion to describe.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Kathryn on February 07, 2010, 01:39:35 AM

Do it properly :mad:

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on February 07, 2010, 01:51:05 AM

Ik. Ik....just tired today.

*Summons Sonic to destroy all the robots, then kills kitkatkan with a sniper rifle

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on February 07, 2010, 05:22:54 AM

I toss all of you through the effing time warp and win.

Done.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on February 07, 2010, 03:05:18 PM

Damn time warp.

*Ends up in the 60s. Plots for Zylos' downfall in 50 years

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: ssbbfan4 on February 20, 2010, 03:13:05 PM

I pull out a chainsaw and cut off zylos's head and splatter a lot of blood everywhere.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on February 20, 2010, 03:45:17 PM

*Summons Jason (Friday the 13th for you younger yolk), Jason kills ssbfan4, then I drown Jason

King-age

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: ssbbfan4 on February 21, 2010, 06:12:03 PM

Tons of Ganados and El gigante rush into the area and brutally murders everything but me.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on March 28, 2010, 06:20:23 PM

*STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP*

Oh, wait, I missed redyugi by one post! DAMMIT!

Oh well, may as well sit on this here throne...

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on March 28, 2010, 06:48:36 PM

@EvilMOOs, where have you been?

Using heat-seeking missile, blows up EvilMOOs.

*king-age*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on March 28, 2010, 10:58:34 PM

Busy, dude, busy. And kudos for getting me first! Okay, now...

EvilM00s parts fall on redyugi and, in classic corny manga style, engulf redyugi with M00s essence!
EvilM00s is reborn with redyugi in his colon!

*kingage*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on March 29, 2010, 12:02:49 AM

Chews through EvilMOOs body and then throws up him up into the bottomless pit next to the hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Arrow on June 03, 2010, 08:04:12 AM

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi50.tinypic.com%2F2colrly.jpg&hash=8656dc58088368883d59ef584056cd110bf83ff6)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on June 03, 2010, 03:44:42 PM

*shows Arrow porn that causes his mind to explode, and sits on his dead corpse*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on June 03, 2010, 07:48:49 PM

Lights fire to Arrow's corpse, igniting Zylos as well, for Zylos is sitting on Arrow

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Arrow on June 04, 2010, 10:08:42 AM

/me grabs Redyugi by the ankle, swinging him through the air and headfirst into a series of concrete blocks. Once thoroughly bashed nine or twenty times, proceeds to bury him within the blocks.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ruzu on June 04, 2010, 09:27:26 PM

*Kills you as you are burying Redyugi, with a SawedOff Shotgun to the back of your head, then buries both of you and laughs maniaclly*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Zylos on June 06, 2010, 12:38:32 AM

*katana blow to the stomach*

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_king.gif&hash=8286b853cc58e03479350d2aa4cf20a13158f246)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Blue on October 13, 2010, 12:24:03 PM

I eat you slowly, starting with the brain so that I can absorb your memories

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on October 24, 2010, 06:38:20 PM

kills you by embarasing you so much that you suicide your self

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cascading Dragon on October 24, 2010, 07:29:47 PM

Decapitates you because of your horrible grammar skills, and your incoherent sentence.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Blue on October 25, 2010, 01:18:33 AM

I destroy dream land, giving you nothing to live for (you kill yourself)
I am king

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on October 25, 2010, 07:31:23 PM

Uses the most powerful weapon known to man or demon- THE HORSE WEINER!!!!!

You die from fright alone!

Overlord. Overlord! OVERLORD!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ruzu on October 25, 2010, 09:30:13 PM

*Calls your mother who drags you home kicking and sreaming, the embrassment causes you to kill yourself.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on October 28, 2010, 05:30:15 PM

My mom annihilates everyone with her incessant griping!

My mom is king of the hill.

Someone do something, quick!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Blue on November 01, 2010, 10:32:01 AM

my home cooking is so bad it scares her away. I am king.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ruzu on November 01, 2010, 02:10:26 PM

I eat your home cooking with no negative effects causing you to gasp and vomit on yourself. You go home to get a new and clean clothing. I am king of the hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on November 04, 2010, 12:08:34 PM

I call the annoying orange to make you annoy your self so much that you take the bus home,but the bus doesn't accept you so you need to walk home and in your bag you find ...the annoying orange
whahahaha im king

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: EvilM00s on November 04, 2010, 08:16:55 PM

Sledgehammer to the big toe! You hop off the hill, grasping your toe in pain.

*king me*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: WeirdGameMaker on November 05, 2010, 02:47:54 PM

revenge:I put a pumpkin on your head so can't see anything and you fall over a small fence and roll down the hill

I'm king

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