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This thread is my caravan! I am traveling away from Knightwolve's Kingdom to find my own land, and found my own kingdom!
Welcome, friends and fellow outcasts of the belligerent Knightwolve Kingdom! Join me on my journey to new lands, and I will reward you when I found my new Kingdom!!
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I'll come
I'll probably leave after you finish your caravanning, because that's when it stops being fun :mad:
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5 Oxen are stolen in the night from arlens caravan!
Arlen has been bitten by a snake!
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/me goes hunting....
....for an anti-venom!
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Arlen's Caravan has crossed into new territories: Zylos' Mega Mall / Bar (http://rmrk.net/index.php?board=163).
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OH THANK GOD SOME PROVISIONS!!
/me buys anti-venom, more cattle, and MOAR BULLETS FOR HIS GUNS
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Here's your vodka-laced port in a tainted dart needle ;8
and a :fb: if you want it ;8
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anyways, i thought they looked like sturdy little workers :mad:
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I am joining this caravan, for I too was rejected by the nightwolf kingdom.
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actually i was never rejected, i just pretended to be ;8
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Nightwolf didn't want me to do anything :mad:
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I shall join you on your quest for new lands. After we have developed our kingdom will we war with the kingdom of Knightwolf?
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I think I just bit my lip. :mad:
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I love you
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:mad: :mad: :mad: GRRRRR I AM A GIANT OBSTACLE, HOW WILL YOU GET PAST MEEEE? :mad: :mad: :mad:
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*Sneaks in behind Dr.Sword and starts to rape holes in to him*
Go Comrades! Go through this hole I made! >;O
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I'd like to trade a pack brahmin for your ox. They're sturdy creatures, and take forever to kill. :mad:
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I'd like to trade a pack brahmin for your ox. They're sturdy creatures, and take forever to kill. :mad:
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You have to feed them twice as much :mad:
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I'd like to trade a pack brahmin for your ox. They're sturdy creatures, and take forever to kill. :mad:
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You have to feed them twice as much :mad:
Yeah but they can blow you twice as much. :mad:
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These are strange lands indeed...... Nose, we should make haste for new lands. Tell our newcomer, Zombie, to hitch up the Brahmin and get moving through that ... strange looking hole...
We'll take what we can now just in case we need it later.
And somebody give me some crutches, apparently I'm injured.
This place sucks....
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*makes Arlen some crutches
Zombie, hitch up that...thing.
And I found 100 lb. of food from a wrecked caravan. We'll be fine for awhile.
The people around here give me the creeps.
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the more i look at it, the more <"nn looks like an ox.
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This ox won't move fast enough :mad:
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You should make a side trip to grab an ox with wheels.
I know just the place.
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Consider that thing hitched.
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Arlen's Caravan has crossed into new territories: Anime & Manga (http://rmrk.net/index.php?board=93).
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Oh god, how did we get here? .-.
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Oh god why does this board exist
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Be careful, or pretty soon you'll be hallucinating catgirls and trying to hide brass knuckles under gloves, right before you try to pee, but can't.
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You'd better get out of here quick. Who knows what diseases lurk here, just waiting to infect you.
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Miaow, dont mind me just hiding under your desk miaow
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
RUN ARLEN RUN, MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE!
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FINAL FANTASY 7 ADVENT CHILDREN'S FIGHTING IS UNREAL AND CAN'T HAPPEN IRL! NO ONE CAN TAKE A BULLET STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND LIVE!
*Watches God strike down two cat girls for logic and physics being put in a fantasy world*
GO SIR ARLEN! I will protect you as your guardian angel paladin! >:]!
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I was once the king of an entire kingdom, but alas, I am no more then the village idiot.
It was a great battle fought over many decades hours. My army fought the evil wizard GilgameshRO.
In the end, my army fell. I now sell my finger nail clippings to the owls that live in my ears.
May I travel with you?
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I've never seen this place before...
It's not even on the map. Arlen, I think we're lost ._.
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Mr. Arlen Rey B, I have a search warrant for this caravan, it seems hard narcotics have been spilling into the territories you visit, and I'm here to find the source and give it a cavity check, with my gun.
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A CHALLENGER APPROACHES
What do you do?
>Fight
>Run
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Mr. Arlen Rey B, I have a search warrant for this caravan, it seems hard narcotics have been spilling into the territories you visit, and I'm here to find the source and give it a cavity check, with my gun.
I believe you are looking for kitkatkan, she hitched a ride on the underside of our caravan.
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hi =O
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QUICK FBI GET HER!
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Bitch now he's going to log on :mad:
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Arlen, the people are getting hostile, they have unstickied us :O
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Hello there. I am a trucker you see. I am told you are in need of some assistance. Well, you can just strap your little wagon to my truck and I'll get you guys out of here real quick-like. I've got a real beauty of a truck here...
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Just give me some nice liquor and were all good to go. And before you ask I am licensed. Here it is...
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Just tell me if you want me to get you out of here and we'll be off in no time.
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THis is what you get if you run away from my kingdom. Now you guys have like, no option but to find an escape route..
I could probably help, if I get something in return.
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I don't need your help, Knightwolf. I will lead my own people!
Come, BOE, and all my other faithful followers! We are leaving this wretched place! It smells funny.
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Arlen's Caravan has crossed into new territories: Board Support / Feedback (http://rmrk.net/index.php?board=82).
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What strange new lands are these? So many people whining and complaining about their names.
WILL MY PEOPLE NEVER FIND THEIR PROMISED LAND!? :tpg:
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What strange new lands are these? So many people whining and complaining about their names.
WILL MY PEOPLE NEVER FIND THEIR PROMISED LAND!? :tpg:
You're Welcome
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STOP TAKING CREDIT YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING GOD THIS PLACE SUCKS
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STOP TAKING CREDIT YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING GOD THIS PLACE SUCKS
YEAH WELL YOUR CARAVAN SMELLS :mad: :mad:
I'M TIRED OF BEING THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER THAT SEEMS TO ALWAYS BE AT YOUR DESTINATION
REQUESTING PERMISSION TO BE THE CARAVAN BLACKSMITH
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Permission granted. And thank you. Even though you're apparently also part of Starfyire's Kingdom. but that's okay, because I have no problems with him.
In fact, I think I should send a messenger to his kingdom, with a proposition for an alliance~
Volunteers?
p.s. You're welcome.
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hi i'm that friend that nobody likes from the moors between starfyre's and nightwolves' kingdom. I am currently on the run from the FBI, my ID is both sketchy and nonexistent, and i am pretending to be tied to a chair (still?!). I'd like to be this messenger.
and thank you.
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As an advanced payment for this task, I am putting wheels on your chair, and painting flames on it so it goes faster. ;8
NOW GO!! GIVE MY MESSAGE OF PEACE WINGS!!
You're welcome.
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;O;
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/me makes brahmin shoes while whistling and looks up
/me see's the Kingdom of Knightwolf
Sir go fetch the mapboy I think we went in circle .-.
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I would like to request a position as the caravan sheriff.
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I would like to request a position as the caravan sheriff.
We don't need a sheriff we are good people, and an FBI agent is almost constantly checking up on us .-.
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The underside of the caravan is no longer safe ;9
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Starfyre says that he accepts your orange and black alliance
You owe me some candy, i got you a Halloween alliance, and now you won't be egged by the starfyre kingdom when that time of the year comes around :mad:
you're welcome ;8
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/me makes brahmin shoes while whistling and looks up
/me see's the Kingdom of Knightwolf
Sir go fetch the mapboy I think we went in circle .-.
Impossible! Hm ... well, at least we know which direction NOT to travel in!
I would like to request a position as the caravan sheriff.
You're supposed to be locked up in Starfyre's dungeon! COME ON PEOPLE BE CONSISTENT!!
OR DID YOU ESCAPE!? STARFYRE IS MY ALLY, SIR, YOU WILL FIND NO SAFETY HERE! I'll give you a chance to escape, but don't expect such kindness from me again!!
The underside of the caravan is no longer safe ;9
What's this?! What happened!?
And here's some candy for you:
You're welcome.
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You're supposed to be locked up in Starfyre's dungeon! COME ON PEOPLE BE CONSISTENT!!
OR DID YOU ESCAPE!? STARFYRE IS MY ALLY, SIR, YOU WILL FIND NO SAFETY HERE! I'll give you a chance to escape, but don't expect such kindness from me again!!
I'm the Dungeon master, not a prisoner. I was going to take my off days to visit the caravan, but if you no longer want me I will understand.
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Oh, I see. Sorry sir, my mistake.
Also .... is my kitkatkan in your dungeon for some reason?
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Hey KitKat,
You're Welcome for the candy
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Sir sir sir a u-boat is approaching what do we do
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... we're on land. Let's just keep going or something.
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;o;
Oh, I see. Sorry sir, my mistake.
Also .... is my kitkatkan in your dungeon for some reason?
I'm in starfyre's dungeon right now, i suppose i got out because i'm here .-.
also thank you for the candy ;o;
Hey KitKat,
You're Welcome for the candy
SWORD LEARN GRAMMER SHOULD
Hey KitKat,
You're welcome for the candy
THERE >.>
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*Comes behind the Caravan from the Anime land, plad in shining Paladin armor that is stained with blood, along with his claymore, totally crimson with the blood of cat girls.*
A...A..A-rlen, sir... I...
Redwyn Von Seigfried, Paladin,
Pledge myself to be your holy defense, sir!
*Kneels in front of Arl*
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It's a land u-boat ;_;
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Welcome is a very important word
I can capitalize it when I want
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*Comes behind the Caravan from the Anime land, plad in shining Paladin armor that is stained with blood, along with his claymore, totally crimson with the blood of cat girls.*
A...A..A-rlen, sir... I...
Redwyn Von Seigfried, Paladin,
Pledge myself to be your holy defense, sir!
*Kneels in front of Arl*
Glad to have you in our service!
Now get that land u-boat!
And you're welcome.
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Here have a sword and some armor
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Heh... I got just the thing for this U-Boat! A direct product that I took from the dead bodies of insanely strong cat girls!
*Pulls out a Bazooka and aims it at the land u-boat*
TASTE CATNIP, BOI!~
*Fires!*
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Bazooka's not going to sink a U-boat. :|
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Kitkatkan is serving time in my dungeon. But I don't chose who comes in, I just get to punish them.
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Master Arlen, I was wondering if we might find our kingdom across the ocean, and as such I have ordered this leopluradon off of ebay, maybe it can take us to our promised land
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yayyyyy!! magical leopleurodon show us the waaaayyyyy!!!!!! ;8
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"A group of thugs appears!"
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Thug Leader : "Give us thy magical leopluradon or face our wrath."
What will you do?
>Fight
>Bribe
>Give
>Run
>Else?
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CHALLENGER USED SELF DESTRUCT
THUG 1 HAS FAINTED
THUG 2 HAS FAINTED
THUG LEADER HAS FAINTED
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Thug 3: "Choke on lead!"
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The Caravan takes 20 Damage!
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Gasp! You thugs have damaged the caravan!
STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT! >;;;;O
*Straps a holy bomb on his chest and ch- oh wait, wrong kind of "paladin"*
KA-ME-H - No...bah, fuck it.
*Swings his overly large sword at Thug 3!*
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Thug 1 recovered from Faint.
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Thug 1: "Eat knives!"
The Caravan takes 15 Damage!
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Your caravan is always welcome in my kingdom, Arlen.
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The thugs must have been sent by the evil tyrant Nightwolf! :mad:
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Thug leader spills Arlen's Wine.
/me goes on a killing rampage, slaughtering all the thugs and accidentally punching BOE in the face.
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My lord calm down, your wine is right here
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We should continue, before someone discovers this battlefield.
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I agree. Let us move on, then, to the land of music!
THE MAGICKAL LEOPLEURODON HAS SHOWN US THE WAY!!!!
Arlen's Caravan has traversed into new, better lands: The Auditorium (http://rmrk.net/index.php?board=78).
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Oh god I hear Nazi's coming our way ;o;
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No you don't. That's just Pentagram playing in the background.
Actually, come to think of it, I can't hear anything but music everywhere.
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Shouldn't you be posting art or something.
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I was... then I got picked up on this caravan while I was taking a short hike through the auditorium. So, I'm here until we make it back somewhere around the Resources.
Oh, and I happen to have some rations, since I WAS hiking.
Hey, I didn't know what to expect on my hike.
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Will you people be quiet? We're trying to rehearse in here. :mad:
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AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIIIIIIIIR
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Cue Airhorns
Pianists move upstage.
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Arlen. Where did you come up with that name? Was it from the radio car commercials? Cause Arlen is the man according to them. You've most likely heard them if you were at some point anywhere near central PA and had the radio on.
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Has anyone seen my oboe? I can't find it :mad:
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Arlen. Where did you come up with that name? Was it from the radio car commercials? Cause Arlen is the man according to them. You've most likely heard them if you were at some point anywhere near central PA and had the radio on.
R Y A N L E B E R
A Y R N L E B E R
A R Y N L E B E R
A R L N Y E B E R
A R L E Y N B E R
A R L E N Y B E R
A R L E N R B E Y
A R L E N R E Y B
Arlenreyb
Arlen
Arl
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i like my reason better :mad:
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Has anyone seen my oboe? I can't find it :mad:
I think I shoved it in your box.
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He's off he's flying as he guns his car around the track
he's jammin' down the pedal he's never coming back
adventures coming just up aheaaaaaaad
go speed racer
go speed racer
go speed racer go-o
i cant get this song out of my head >:C
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I woke up from my really nap from some really loud mu-
WHERE THE HELL ARE WE :mad:
Last time I was awake we were in animefan land.
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ALRIGHT! :mad: This is your second warning. I told you people to be quiet. We're trying to rehearse an orchestral arrangement of "Louie Louie". :mad:
AND GET THAT OX OFF THE STAGE :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Oop, sorry ._.
*ox rushs through string section
:|
Halo... uh... I'm so, so sorry about your violins. And the cellos, and the basses, and everything else the ox destroyed.
*ox breaks the timpani drums
>:|
It's a challenged ox
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We meet again, caravan. The ox you traded me died the first day I got him. This made me very :mad:
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Oh jeez, let's get the hell out of here before Halo skewers us with his Oboe.
But let's have a cup of coffee first.
a_WurTZJrpE
You've traveled very far from home......
Do you remember how your journey began with your
persecution in the Knightwolf Kingdom? And before you
knew it you had a challenger to your caravan. It was
KitKatKan, the worst poster in your neighborhood, who
challenged you to a race that night.
On your way, you have walked, thought and fought.
Yet through all this, you have never lost your courage.
You have grown steadily stronger, though you have
experienced the pain of battle many times.
You are no longer alone in your adventure, Dr. Sword who is
steadfast, kind and even pretty, is always at your side.
Boe is with you as well. Though he is timid, he came from
a distant land to help you. Arlen, as you certainly
know by now, you are not a regular young man... You have
an awesome destiny to fulfill.
The journey from this point will be long, and it will be more
difficult than anything you have undergone to this point. Yet, I
know you will be all right. When good battles evil, which side do
you believe wins? Do you have faith that good is triumphant?
One thing you must never lose is courage. If you believe in the
goal you are striving for, you will be courageous. There are many
difficult times ahead, but you must keep your sense of humor,
work through the tough situations and enjoy yourself.
When you have finished this cup of coffee, your adventure will
begin again. Next you must pass though a vast desert and
proceed to the next section, Forum Games (http://rmrk.net/index.php?board=35).
Arlen...
Dr. Sword...
Boe...
I wish you luck...
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Hey, don't change the subject, I want my pack brahmin back. :mad:
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You shut the hell up. :mad:
How dare you undermine mine incredibly awesome EarthBound reference. :mad: :mad:
Get the fuck out of my Caravan. :mad: :mad: :mad:
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I'm a business man first, and an overminer second. :mad:
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ALL SALES ARE FINAL. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU BOUGHT A DYING OX. YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Goo ball what happened? Did you drop a load in a ditch?
__ the ___ ___ ___ car ___ in ___.
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Life is like a game in these parts, nothing makes sense :mad:
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Do you remember how your journey began with your
persecution in the Knightwolf Kingdom? And before you
knew it you had a challenger to your caravan. It was
KitKatKan, the worst poster in your neighborhood, who
challenged you to a race that night.
;9 i'm the worst poster?
and you challenged me...
and you forgot the part where i won =O
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That's not how I remember it. I made the first caravan thread, and then you made one. That sounds like a challenge to me.
And if you won, then where exactly is the KitKatKanKingdom? Nowhere, that's where.
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It died ;9
yesterday though, that's soon enough :mad:
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Knightwolve Kingdom or Starfire Kingdom
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We should buy more Ox. I think we're walking too slow. :mad:
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Nothing was mentioned of the valiant Paladin who helped the Caravan get through several of the various dangerous lands... ;[
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The EarthBound monologue only makes reference to 3 people, and I chose BOE, Sword, and I.
You can be Poo. He shows up later in EarthBound and he's, like, the strongest character.
But he's not mentioned in that monologue.
edit: Fine, we'll trade some of those missiles for more Oxen. Steam-powered oxen, so we don't need to feed them.
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___ ______ and _____ went _______ in a large _____.
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*Dr_Sword has dysentery!
*Dr_Sword is incapacitated until friday!
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okay well these lands are pretty boring oh wait it's forum games of course it's boring
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*random bandit steals the caravan wheels and puts the caravan up on blocks*
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/me arlen grinds down the blocks into new wheels with his teeth :mad:
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*removes cement wheels and upgrades caravan to hover-van
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Has anyone seen my oboe? I can't find it :mad:
The oMe?
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I'm sorry, I can't travel with you any longer.
Zylos has supplied me with 5 ZPM's. I had lost my grand Space craft at the bottom of the ocean when she ran out of power. Now that I have 5 ZPM's She'll be able to fly again, and I'll leave this planet.
Don't worry, If you truly need my help, I can bombard your enemies from space. It may take me awhile to get back to earth, depending on where I am at the moment.
My Ancient warp drive is fast, but not instant.
Far thee well.
- BOE captain of the SS Lucy
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Farewell, my friend. My sweet prince.
I think it's time we left these lands, and made our way onwards.
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Arlen's Caravan has moved onwards to: Elitist Debate (http://rmrk.net/index.php?board=52).
Oh my.
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NO, YOU'RE A HOMOPHOBE. GO READ THE BIBLE MAYBE YOU WON'T GO TO HELL.
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Fuck you I'll shoot all the faggots over the internet if I want
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Everybody here is pissed off for some reason or another. :mad:
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I believe the whole "we shouldn't have socialized medicine because homeless people are too lazy to work and therefore don't deserve healthcare" argument is just an excuse greedy rich class people made up because they don't want to pay as many taxes as the middle class currently does. Either that or it's a rumor that America's Health Insurance companies started because they don't wanna be replaced even though they deserve it. I'm well aware that lots of people abuse the welfare system, but regardless of that, the longevity of your life shouldn't be determined by how much money you have. And the speculation that "Universal Health Care will turn our country into a completely Communist one just like Soviet Russia" is bullshit. We have socialized public schools, and THAT hasn't turned us into a Communist country! Socialism =/= Communism.
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Who thinks child porn is wrong? Anybody? ...ANYBODY?! :mad:
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FUCK YOU YOU'RE WRONG
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NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION. COINCIDENTALLY, MY OPINIONS ARE RIGHT AND THE ONES YOU SHOULD HAVE.
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Du u gaiz liek rilijin? I fink cathlik is bad, cuz Jezus, lol.
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We shouldn't allow a caravan to be in these lands. It's too dangerous for the ox. :mad:
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Bush, good or bad?
Well, is he good or bad. i know most of you live in USA, and i would pots more, but i've got to go.....
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Are steam-powered cattle ethical or not?
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They are now.
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The oxen are too slow. Arlen, we need to invest in some starships. :mad:
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We're not in space. :mad:
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Well oxen shouldn't work on the internet either, but look how their putting up!
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Oh shit ._.
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Well oxen shouldn't work on the internet either, but look how their putting up!
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa5.vox.com%2F6a00b8ea071bdf1bc000e398a4060d0005-200pi&hash=9e2a50cb9a2cbd9e94a0d3e3c617cec5edafad30)
Oh shit ._.
Post fails for being a lame copy of one of my earlier posts.
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I have fled the kingdom of Starfyre in seek of Arlen and his beautiful caravan. May I return, Arlen?
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I hope he doesn't punch you.
With his nipples.
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Well oxen shouldn't work on the internet either, but look how their putting up!
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa5.vox.com%2F6a00b8ea071bdf1bc000e398a4060d0005-200pi&hash=9e2a50cb9a2cbd9e94a0d3e3c617cec5edafad30)
Oh shit ._.
Post fails for being a lame copy of one of my earlier posts.
icons on the right, second down, is that an Apple?
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Well oxen shouldn't work on the internet either, but look how their putting up!
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa5.vox.com%2F6a00b8ea071bdf1bc000e398a4060d0005-200pi&hash=9e2a50cb9a2cbd9e94a0d3e3c617cec5edafad30)
Oh shit ._.
Post fails for being a lame copy of one of my earlier posts.
icons on the right, second down, is that an Apple?
I found that pic on the internet. I shall be answering no further questions.
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oh uh sure zombie come back to the caravan do something about the oxen i dunno i was busy today
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Well oxen shouldn't work on the internet either, but look how their putting up!
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa5.vox.com%2F6a00b8ea071bdf1bc000e398a4060d0005-200pi&hash=9e2a50cb9a2cbd9e94a0d3e3c617cec5edafad30)
Oh shit ._.
Post fails for being a lame copy of one of my earlier posts.
icons on the right, second down, is that an Apple?
I found that pic on the internet. I shall be answering no further questions.
icons on the right, second down, is that an Apple?
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yes.
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YOU'RE WRONG!!! It's not an apple!!! My opinion is right and yours is wrong!!! :mad:
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:mad:
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ITS AN APPLE ON WHEELS THAT GAME IS ON A MAC :MAD:
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This analysis proves that is not an apple, but rather a joystick and a pear.
My opinion has evidence to back it up this time :mad:
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... that's not even the second icon down from the top ._.
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I didn't hear wrong. You're wrong :mad:
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:mad: :mad: :mad:
:mad:
:mad: :mad:
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:mad: :mad:
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:mad: ___ :mad:
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:mad: :mad: :mad: YOUR IDEAS SUCK :mad: :mad: :mad:
:flame:
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LOOK WHAT THIS FORUM IS DOING TO US!!
We have to get out of here before we tear ourselves apart...
Hitch up, men! We ride hard for the Extra Access forum!
Though sadly some of you will not be able to join us...
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I will if you give me extra access :mad:
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Haha no
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Arlen's Caravan has moved on to Extra Access (http://rmrk.net/index.php?board=71).
Sadly, a few followers were left behind. ;_;
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Hey sweet, a sticky in this forum that's not by D_S.
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Don't worry I am still here,
i'm still getting rid of those damn U-boats
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Golly they sure are persistent.
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I bet this was all a ploy to lose the Grundle Brush.
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I'm sure he'll catch up to you later. =o
...... ... .. .. ... . .....uh... *HaloOfTheSun walks away
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cool, exclusive caravan
B)
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Indeed it is B)
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Yeah, this is real cool B)
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noses are for squares anyway man.
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Even though this is the exact same thing only without Nose, Irock, and Zombie.
Wait, nm. That makes it a million times better.
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wait...didn't Irock hack his way into EA?
B|
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Oh god, do you guys know how many horny space chicks there are in this galaxy?
It's amazing. :tpg:
There's none, only horny space men. They raped me. ;9
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Hey guys I got over my dysentery
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Some doctor you are, catching dysentery :mad:
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HEY WAIT, YOU STILL HAVE MY COW
Anyone up for a barbeque?
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OW! Your ox ran over me :mad:
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There's not enough room in here for a freaking caravan :mad:
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*comes to a crossroad sign*
<==To RMRK Trading== O ==To Video Games==>
Hm...
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That hole in the middle looks tempting :mad:
Actually, if you close your eyes a little it looks like Hello Kitty
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:tpg: Hurray! :tpg:
I want some Ox meat! I'll trade it for Prinny & Ds :tpg:
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You can't get any ox meat, they're endangered :mad:
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Haven't you guys traded those oxen in for something else like 4 times already?
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Yes, and they all DIED. :mad:
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Just like this board :mad:
Come on Master Arlen, let us move on to somewhere better
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This board is more lively than RMRK Advanced. :mad:
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Yeah but this board has moo :mad:
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Let's go to trading. If we go to video games, we'll have to endure more Fallout jokes.
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Go forth, loyal oxen~
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Moo~
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Fine, RMRK trading it is.
This caravan has been moved to RMRK Trading (http://rmrk.net/index.php?board=72).
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DOES ANYONE HAVE SUPER FUN HENTAI HAPPY AWESOME 3? I NEED SUPER FUN HENTAI HAPPY AWESOME 3. :mad: :weeaboo: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Oh god, I think I hear police sirens! RUN FOR THE HILLS TEZUKA!!!
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/me trades the oxen for a pack of gum
Sorry guys, my breath reeks.
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Request for Bubblegum with Mint in it :o
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JESUS I WAS LOST FOR LIKE A DECADE WHEN YOU LEFT ME
Yay, my cow is still alive :3
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DOES ANYONE HAVE SUPER FUN HENTAI HAPPY AWESOME 3? I NEED SUPER FUN HENTAI HAPPY AWESOME 3. :mad: :weeaboo: :mad: :mad: :mad:
YEAH IT'S RIGHT HERE
Link (http://www.google.com)
Find it yourself fkingpoo face :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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DOES ANYONE HAVE SUPER FUN HENTAI HAPPY AWESOME 3? I NEED SUPER FUN HENTAI HAPPY AWESOME 3. :mad: :weeaboo: :mad: :mad: :mad:
YEAH IT'S RIGHT HERE
Link (http://www.google.com)
Find it yourself fkingpoo face :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Hi Forc, please stop by a library one day after school and read in the dictionary the definition of hypocracy. Thanks :3
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Request for Bubblegum with Mint in it :o
Couldn't find any, but I did find some Bubblegum with Mormons in it.
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimagecache2.allposters.com%2Fimages%2Fpic%2FMMPH%2F263500%7EThe-Osmonds-Posters.jpg&hash=9bee811a260a53dcf04af75dc916ee70f2852822)
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DOES ANYONE HAVE SUPER FUN HENTAI HAPPY AWESOME 3? I NEED SUPER FUN HENTAI HAPPY AWESOME 3. :mad: :weeaboo: :mad: :mad: :mad:
YEAH IT'S RIGHT HERE
Link (http://www.google.com)
Find it yourself fkingpoo face :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Hi Forc, please stop by a library one day after school and read in the dictionary the definition of hypocracy. Thanks :3
Hey Anski, that was half of the joke. :V
Hypocrisy (or the state of being a hypocrite) is the act of preaching a certain belief, religion or way of life, but not, in fact, holding these same virtues oneself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypocrisy
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Your jokes aren't funny at all why don't you just leave already
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Request: One box of shut the fuck up and stop arguing in my thread.
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blame cabin fever you need to get like a sun room on this caravan or something
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Oh good, you posted before I posted my tl;dr.
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I will trade Arlen a shotgun to shut both of them up, in exchange for nude pics of him.
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Zylos, can I have the mistletoe from your sig for the empty space around my avatar?
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:V
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That was sweet of you, thanks :)
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does anyone have "American McGee's Alice"?
I could really use that game
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(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmovies.radiofree.com%2Freviews%2Fimages%2Falice_1.jpg&hash=f7fb1032208213f6e3b35fee27d8d24fc0789022)
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(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmovies.radiofree.com%2Freviews%2Fimages%2Falice_1.jpg&hash=f7fb1032208213f6e3b35fee27d8d24fc0789022)
oh wow a picture of the game, my request is filled :V
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damn right :mad:
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I'd rather play American McGee's Phallus.
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oh wow a picture of the game, my request is filled :V
It's actually the game, you just have to download the codes, graphics, and sounds from somewhere else :V
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I remember Alice.
I never got anywhere though .-.
i need to play that again ;9
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Welcome Sir, what can i get you =o
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I'd like a virtual DS .-.
or wii
or both.>.>
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Arlen's Caravan has returned to The Sewers (http://rmrk.net/index.php?board=5).
http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=31025.0 (http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=31025.0)
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This joke is old. I guess Roph's not gonna give me my own Kingdom. :(
Alright, everybody out!
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/me trips and falls out and breaks neck
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*kitkat sighs and slowly unhitches her wheelchairthing from underneath the caravan*
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Now that the nonsense is over, we have a matter of ox dying business to discuss. :mad:
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Eat a dick nobody cares about your stupid ox.
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JUST GIVE ME MY PACK BRAHMIN BACK.
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED IT ANYMORE.
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I made Brahmin without following the directions.
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FINE TAKE IT ARGH IM SO :mad:
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I made Brahmin without following the directions.
:mad:
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Don't give up yet, your kingdom is in sight!
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THE CARAVAN HAS MADE BERTH AT Arlen Kingdom (http://rmrk.net/index.php?board=176).
http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=31025.0 (http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=31025.0)
HURRAH!!!!!!!! WE HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED IN A PLACE FOR ME TO ESTABLISH MY KINGDOM!!
SUCK ON IT, NIGHTWOLF II!
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How proper it is for you to say "suck on it." :V
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As proper as it is for a lady like you to suck on it
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*unhitches the surviving oxen and leads them to the stables*
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I'M COMING
to give thanks for my wheelchairthing ;o;
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WOOOHOOO, Look Bud, were finally home!
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shut up corn.
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;9
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Sire, requesting permission to turn this caravan into a roving tribe of nomadic pirates. Half of our loot shall go to the Treasury of Arl.
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I'll allow it.
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Thank you my liege.
ALRIGHT YOU SCALLOP ENCRUSTED SEA DOGS, LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD
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THE CARAVAN HAS BEGUN IT'S RAID ON BEAN BAGS (http://rmrk.net/index.php/board,90.0.html).
http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=31025.0 (http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=31025.0)
THERE SHALL BE NO MERCY
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BURN THESE DAMN BAGS TO THE GROUND >:D
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YA-HARGH!
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There's nothing here but a bunch of :baww: posts from animefan.
Let's move on
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Arlen's Caravan is now raiding The Sewers (http://rmrk.net/index.php?board=5).
http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=31025.0 (http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=31025.0)
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HYAYAYYARGGGGHH
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ARGG! These Goats are been rebellious Capt. Swordy! :mad:
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Time to put this caravan to rest. :(
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;9