Doesn't matter.I never had it changed to Irock. Halo kept changing it back and forth because he doesn't want me to change.
You changed your name to Irock to get away from it, then you changed it back when fish month started.
That qualifies as being apart of fish month.
I've been right here all along, just not able to AIM at the moment.
BTW, taking fish bait requests!
you guys can't catch me, Im too slippery.I can with nose bait.
Where can I buy fishing rod?http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,27415.msg343984.html#msg343984
A barrel full of "Anime Apples"? Wow, you must really want to catch that delicious looking Caro MO NO BE!Actually it's for me.
*fills Leviathan's cart with baiting goodies, and throws in a free sample of "Pirate Parfait"*
Why is everyone buying Universal Bait. ;~;
Is...
Are you guys planning to have a revolution against your king?
Even cannibal fish like myself?Shouldn't you just eat the bait yourself?
Zylos, your giving us bait to fish in the water that was pissed in by Halo. XD
I will take a bucket of Fyre Fillets and like five Universal Baits.
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!
I think he was serious.
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Yeah, you should rename the shop. Your getting more fish customers, than human. XD
Erm...
excuse me? Mr. manager sir?
My nightcrawlers, they look like boogers :|
Erm...
excuse me? Mr. manager sir?
My nightcrawlers, they look like boogers :|
Don't worry, that'w how they're supposed to look. After all, they are Nose Nightcrawlers.
Erm...
excuse me? Mr. manager sir?
My nightcrawlers, they look like boogers :|
Don't worry, that'w how they're supposed to look. After all, they are Nose Nightcrawlers.
Well shoot I can just make my own. I just have to sneeze, alot.
"Due to the recent decrease in interest to buying Nose Nightcrawlers, price has declined to under 9000 per ton."Erm...
excuse me? Mr. manager sir?
My nightcrawlers, they look like boogers :|
Don't worry, that'w how they're supposed to look. After all, they are Nose Nightcrawlers.
Well shoot I can just make my own. I just have to sneeze, alot.
Note to self: Don't buy "Nose Nightcrawlers".
Attention! Because of the sheer popularity of Anime Apples, we are now selling a variation of the bait...Hey? & What are you suppose to fish with it, More Caro Mo No Be? =X
Introducing... HENTAI HONEYDEWS!
ANIMEFANAttention! Because of the sheer popularity of Anime Apples, we are now selling a variation of the bait...Hey? & What are you suppose to fish with it, More Caro Mo No Be? =X
Introducing... HENTAI HONEYDEWS!
Erm...
excuse me? Mr. manager sir?
My nightcrawlers, they look like boogers :|
Don't worry, that'w how they're supposed to look. After all, they are Nose Nightcrawlers.
Well shoot I can just make my own. I just have to sneeze, alot.
Note to self: Don't buy "Nose Nightcrawlers".
There are no lions in my shop. There is only a Vampire and a LOT of fish.
Vambees lolThere are no lions in my shop. There is only a Vampire and a LOT of fish.
Fix ;D
There are no lions in my shop. There is only a fox and a LOT of fish.
I eat any kind of bait and so far nobody has even hooked me
I want EVERY Furry Fudgesickle that is in existence and will be in existence!
;)
I want EVERY Furry Fudgesickle that is in existence and will be in existence!
;)
*drives a truck over to Redwyn's house and unloads every single Furry Fudgsicle that I have in stock*
:3
It's fish bait. :o
Yes, thats my point.I have no clue what that means... but I hope it doesn't mean you are going to throw frozen dog crap at his house. ;9Maybe a poisoned fish is what he meant.
The only bait that's poisonous is STFU Sticks and Penis Pretzels.
The effective kind, that can get the job done with one bite.
Seeing that he is a doctor, then most likely he could. Recovering from his injuries. XDHe probably wounded him pretty good. It'd be hard to miss a shot when your target has a huge red cross on their side.
* StarTrigger harpoons Dr_Swordfish
Can you heal yourself from that, fgt? :3
* StarTrigger harpoons Dr_Swordfish
Can you heal yourself from that, fgt? :3
He's still moving, HIT HIM AGAIN.
This is for use only on the more vicious fish. Using harpoons on the nicer or subtler fish will be a waste of a harpoon and get you labeled instantly as a heartless bastard.So it'd be okay to use on the Tuna.
>:(AAAGH
You mother fuckers Im going to never recover from these scars.
/me flies out of the water and impales Leviathan before he can shoot him
/me impales Zylos
THIS IS MY BAIT SHOP NOW
/me impales Zylos in the face
QUIET YOU
/me impales Zylos in the face
QUIET YOU
*Grabs Dr.Sword from the behind and starts to eat him whole*
Nom Nom Nom Nomalicious! ^___^
Caro are you loyal to me?Yes I am <3
Yoooou basssttarrrddsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Illl haaavee my rreeeeveeenggeee
/me is sucked into dark portal
;8Spoiler for Or Dr_Swordfish?:
(2:00:38 PM) ***Zylos tosses Zeriab a Hug-on-a-Hook for lunch.
(2:00:53 PM) Zylos: No strings attached.
(2:01:02 PM) Zeriab|Scripting: :D
(2:01:06 PM) ***Zeriab|Scripting munches on it
(2:01:43 PM) Zylos: And you thought I was an evil tyrant. >:(
(2:02:03 PM) Zeriab|Scripting: Swordie made me do it ;_;
(2:02:23 PM) Zeriab|Scripting: He had a whole barrel of Hug-on-a-Hooks
(2:03:35 PM) Zylos: Sword's just upset that he'll never be the Master-Baiter that I am. XD
SIlence You~ You~ You~ YOU Armor Alien Bully >___>;;; U makes us all Mo No Be s Cry!
Quit making shit up so you can live.
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Shut up faggot
srry for double post but I must have revenge on Caro
CARO FEAR MY AMAZING LAZAR!!Spoiler for LAZAR:
And I'll take 2 Anime Apples.
MOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO BEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*AlienSoldier got crush by the Mother Mo No Be*
You had to go fishing for the big One >______________>;;
Amateur fisher.
Sut up faggot.Shut up faggot
I wasn't referring to you. >_>
It would be more epic if I knew what the fuck was going on though.
oh, cruel twist of fate!
Alright, but I should warn you that people may beat you up outside the store in order to steal the bait for themselves. But hey, it's your funeral. *hands off the last of the Anime Apples and Hentai Honeydews to DLBM*
Sorry, all out of Anime Apples. You'll have to settle for Pedo Parfait, a lesser known bait in the back of the shop.
People for the Ethical Treatment of AnimalsSpoiler for:
Hur hur hur wait, so this is a battle of imagination? Real world I would set those off as soon as you reached for a phone.
You fail.
Also, free coupons for Anski's Fish Shack & Seafood Grill will be given to all who order 50 or more pounds of bait! Grab them all while you can!
HEY GUYS I'M SELLING ANIME APPLES ON THE UNDERGROUND MARKET.
DON'T TELL ZYLOS.
HE'LL EAT ME.
HEY GUYS I'M SELLING ANIME APPLES ON THE UNDERGROUND MARKET.
DON'T TELL ZYLOS.
HE'LL EAT ME.
HEY GUYS I'M SELLING ANIME APPLES ON THE UNDERGROUND MARKET.
DON'T TELL ZYLOS.
HE'LL EAT ME.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.
NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH.
._.
You need to catch up on your 4chan memes.
I should warn you Dertt that the law has been cracking down on the illegal selling of bait lately, so be careful who you advertise to. You never know when some dick like Dr_Sword may try to turn you in to the police.Lol I wouldnt go near the police
I should warn you Dertt that the law has been cracking down on the illegal selling of bait lately, so be careful who you advertise to.
I should warn you Dertt that the law has been cracking down on the illegal selling of bait lately, so be careful who you advertise to.
OKAY, WHO TOLD ZYLOS AFTER I SAID "DON'T TELL ZYLOS?"
I should warn you Dertt that the law has been cracking down on the illegal selling of bait lately, so be careful who you advertise to.
OKAY, WHO TOLD ZYLOS AFTER I SAID "DON'T TELL ZYLOS?"
You shouted it in the middle of my shop. It was kinda hard NOT to hear you say it. :-\
._.But that's not really a 4chan meme.
You need to catch up on your 4chan memes.
._.
You need to catch up on your 4chan memes.
Thats not a 4chan meme, its a quote from a fucking game. The only related meme is how the guard seemingly pops out of nowhere. Go die in a fire.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
Dr_Sword learned the move "Poop"Im not forgetting any of those Im staying constipated thank you
But Dr_Sword can only remember four moves, should a move be deleted?
-dwarra
-Flame
-Fap
-Pr0n
This place is being seized by the Government for immediate destruction.But we have backrooms. ;8
*begins dumping several tons of anime apples into a nearby lake*
These things didn't even worth. I threw one right at Caro's head and it just bounced off harmlessly.
*as he turns his back, thousands of caro mo no be swarm all over the discarded bait*
any survivors will be executed on site.
Before you do that I'll hit you with a pre-emptive strike. >:(any survivors will be executed on site.
I'm good at killing people. ;8
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Please, please don't blast this place apart, everytime you guys blast the shop, God kills a Mo No Be, please, think of the Mo No Bes ;=;
:mad:
we need a medic Dertt's legs aren't moving >___>;;;;-;
DerttLevy can has seaside resort?
BUT, with the awesomeness of my alchemy, I shall build a mother fucking resort.
*works on resort
;~; This is a serioush problem, Wry dertt?! WRY YA HAVE TA GO & TRY TO FISH THE BIG ONE?! WRRRYYYY!?
That's only the cocktails. I haven't even begun listing the hard liqueurs and such.
Now then, here's the challenge. One of the names in that list is not an alcoholic beverage. First person to figure out which one it is gets free drinks for the rest of their lives.
Shirley Temple Black.
It's just a Shirley Temple with Coke (or other dark-coloured soda) instead of ginger ale.
Is it French?
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If not then it's Cum
Sorry Dertt, but you're wrong. Quote from Wikipedia:
"Alcoholic variations on the recipe exist, which are often served in bars under the original 'Shirley Temple' name, or called 'Shirley Temple Black', 'Dirty Shirley', 'Robert Morri' and a 'IZY Temple'. A 'Shirley Temple Black' consists of a 'Shirley Temple' mixed with either gin or Johnny Walker Black; the name is a play on words involving the eponymous actress' married name."
I was thinking it might be that. But the fact that there was so many strange names led me to believe that might actually be a drink. :PIs it French?
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If not then it's Cum
You are correct! Cum is not an alcoholic beverage (unless you've been drinking WAY too much). ;8
I was thinking it might be that. But the fact that there was so many strange names led me to believe that might actually be a drink. :PIs it French?
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If not then it's Cum
You are correct! Cum is not an alcoholic beverage (unless you've been drinking WAY too much). ;8
Is it French?
[edit]
If not then it's Cum
You are correct! Cum is not an alcoholic beverage (unless you've been drinking WAY too much). ;8
*starts sliding the ordered drinks down the counter*
And yes, Skanker, you get free drinks for life. Just ask for one and I'll slide it down the counter. That is, of course, unless you ask for Cum, in which case I'll have to give it to you in the upstairs bedroom rather than at the counter. :V
*starts sliding the ordered drinks down the counter*
And yes, Skanker, you get free drinks for life. Just ask for one and I'll slide it down the counter. That is, of course, unless you ask for Cum, in which case I'll have to give it to you in the upstairs bedroom rather than at the counter. :V
I'll have a Cosmopolitan and a bulkload of Cum, yeah.
Yeah 8)
One bloody mary, and kinda in a bored mood.
/me pours vodka, sprite, apple juice, and dog food into the soda machine
WHere' My Cola?! :mad: Have you forgotten our little conversation last night? <lol>
Here :3WHere' My Cola?! :mad: Have you forgotten our little conversation last night? <lol>
WHere' My Cola?! :mad: Have you forgotten our little conversation last night? <lol>
*looks around*?Spoiler for:
*dives over the bar and begins eating peanuts in an innocuous fashion*
*hands Dertt an application form and points to the upstairs interview room*
Hello little wolf friend
*hands Dertt an application form and points to the upstairs interview room*
*fills out application, folds it into a paper airplane, and throws it towards Zylos' face*
That's a shame. I was going to ask Caro to do the interview.
I'll fill out an application for waiter, I have nothing to do at the moment.
I'll fill out an application for waiter, I have nothing to do at the moment.
Now are you going to be a cocktail waiter, or a cock+tail waiter?
That's a shame. I was going to ask Caro to do the interview.
*dives in front of the plane before it hits Zylos, grabs it out of the air, unfolds it, and hands it to him calmly*
I'll fill out an application for waiter, I have nothing to do at the moment.
Now are you going to be a cocktail waiter, or a cock+tail waiter?
Are you hiring for bouncers?
I suppose that leaves me to be the drunk. :<
Zylos ;_;
Would you please forgive me and sell me some booze?
I will have a Kamikaze.
I'll take a Screaming Orgasm. :V
I also need a bottle of Smirnoff and a bottle of Absolut.
Fuck just give me the mans vodka.
Straight up plain vodka
And shouldn't you be unconscious? You've already had two AMFs and a Kamikaze.
Good evening, gentlesirs! I just got off work.
Hey, barkeep, gimme a liter of Guinness!
And do that fancy 3 leaf clover with the foam thing and I'll give you an extra tip. ;)
Ugh, My head Hurts, gimme anuthre One Bartendersh! I'sh a gir wif hungser!!!!!!
*drinks it in two zips*
I wanz Moar, ~ *Hicup*
Colonel it seems you've had one to many to drink, I can't read a thing.
*Grabs dertt finger hard*Ugh, My head Hurts, gimme anuthre One Bartendersh! I'sh a gir wif hungser!!!!!!
*drinks it in two zips*
I wanz Moar, ~ *Hicup*
Come with me.
*walks upstairs*
*Caro Gets up, & sits on Sora's Lap*Oh cool
I sike u're meatbuns vcowboyY THANK U
I'd luv to inspect all seh juice i uWut
Zortrure samver.WUT?!
I'd luv to inspect all seh juice i u, specially for some . . . . Zortrure samver. *Hicup*Quote of the day.
Stop been a Puss Your Are A pirate!!!!!!!!!!!! Be a Man!!!!!!!!!! *Hicup*"Be a Man" ?
. . .Wow you're good at making innuendos. ;8
I Think I see Blackbeard & his Ship . . . wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?
What the heck you put on that Cola Zylos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, Im ready for "the interview".
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The interview's already over. I finished it while you were still asleep; that's why you're so sore.
Unless you'd like another interview for some other position?
And Caro, please close the door and stop staring, or I may have to interview you too.
I need another Adios Motherfucker. My hand hurts from righting contracts.
;9
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I missed the 'interview'. o_o
What do you mean by "interview", sound suspicious. :PGay
*Comes in dressed in a waitress suit, ready to take orders.*Also gay
Uhm, hello everyone... I'm a new waitress that shall gladly take your orders while Master Zylos is busy doing interviews.
*Walks up to DeathLock*
Oh, don't worry about it Mr., the interviews are just to assess your skills, that's all ^-^
*wakes up in the 'interview' room*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What's been happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?
*wakes up in the 'interview' room*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What's been happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?
*Comes in dressed in a waitress suit, ready to take orders.*
Uhm, hello everyone... I'm a new waitress that shall gladly take your orders while Master Zylos is busy doing interviews.
It looks that way because Caro's the only girl who comes to the bar. ;9
You'd figure with Hei here that there would be more coming.
*wakes up in the 'interview' room*No
What's been happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?
I am only here because of Hei, & You promise me that 0= Which you keep forgetting!*wakes up in the 'interview' room*No
What's been happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?
::) Maybe because We have our ways to not get drunk . . . *Gulp*No dont, it's a TRAP!
I wanna try . . . . . . the legendary Port :pw:
And I'll bring in some more girls as soon as you find out where they're hiding on rmrk. ;8you mean this?
That's a crossdressing waitress too. :mad:And I'll bring in some more girls as soon as you find out where they're hiding on rmrk. ;8you mean this?
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I can't drink there anyway, because I work there.
There's laws against that, for real.
:3
23 shots of tequilla!(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg295.imageshack.us%2Fimg295%2F3717%2F1215539168477xt5.jpg&hash=8ac479e1f47f23a3e45a8107c51b0a38e022db01)
..and a pitcher of coke would probably be a good idea, too.
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Well as you can see it's still a gay bar, so babes why don't you just come on with me and we can do some less gay stuff ~_-Spoiler for:
:facepalm: I think I'll go to the Bar next door . . . The "Winchester" that is.
If it's under new management, does that mean, there be new recruits? hopefully, the last manager set up more of a . . . . Gay Bar D: (lol) not that I had a problem with that. >__>
: | Wait, free drinks?If it's under new management, does that mean, there be new recruits? hopefully, the last manager set up more of a . . . . Gay Bar D: (lol) not that I had a problem with that. >__>
I don't see what the problem is, this isn't a gay bar.
As a matter of fact, ladies get free drinks.
You know, because wewant your bodyappreciate you.
This bar is being closed down due to :facepalm:
Yes, mine, now would you like something to drink, or would you like to get a punch in the face for being rude.
This bar is being closed down due to :facepalm:
Coming right up my mistress >:3
YOUR mistress? :mad:
Yes, mine, now would you like something to drink, or would you like to get a punch in the face for being rude.
If it's under new management, does that mean, there be new recruits? hopefully, the last manager set up more of a . . . . Gay Bar D: (lol) not that I had a problem with that. >__>
I don't see what the problem is, this isn't a gay bar.
As a matter of fact, ladies get free drinks.
You know, because wewant your bodyappreciate you.
No fear das, I got it.
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Can't kill me bitch.
:lol: That took care of him, Can I have a Vodka? ;8 with a lemon on it please?yes
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Can i get an irish car bomb? with a sandwich?Only without the sandwich
Since I no longer work here, can I have a glass of something strong?Well, you kinda own the mall, if you got drunk, wouldn't that be a bad thing?