Welcome to the 2008 Presidential Elections!
We are down for 7000 candidates to 3.
President CTHULHU and Vice President YOG-SOTHOTH
CTHULHU
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YOG-SOTHOTH
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President Monty Cristo sandwich and Vice President a side of chips.
Monty
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Side of chips
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President Ben Stiller and Vice President Owen Wilson.
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Here are the final words from all our candidates.
Cthulhu:
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(He then posted this image:)
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Monty:
(The sandwich had nothing to say)
Ben Stiller:
I'm gay for Owen now!
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The election will be overseen by current President, Chuck Norris.
And for all who missed it, here is the best of their speeches from last night.
Cthulhu:
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Monty:
(50 minutes of silence)
Ben Stiller:
Country men, people, fellow Americans, I hate this country and all it stands for. I am a die hard communist, and you all should be too!
The ballots are in your hands now, citizens, vote, vote, vote!