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2- nah, I just wanted to be right (am am am) :P

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For the record, my question was really just a joke. I wasn't trying to turn this into a flame war, and I wasn't trying to accuse you of being sick or a sexual deviant. :\

Eheheh.
It's cool.
I need to learn to be more tolerent.
People are always going to see me different.
Thank you for mentioning this.

2- nah, I just wanted to be right (am am am) :P

And so you are.

I can relate slightly to you, bro. I used to be a big gorewhore.

Thank you.
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Does anyone have any questions about the fictional Zombies?
Like in that type of scenario?

Gear you should have?
Places you should go?
Tactics of which to use?


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What do I do if
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starts chasing me?
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What do I do if
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starts chasing me?

Yes indeed, a good question. As a zombie, this man, [assuming it's not just a really ugly woman] would be very slow. He would be a poor excuse for a zombie.
Here are the facts:
His head is already somewhat severed.
And he looks relatively weak.

If you have the strength, or a proper meelee weapon, I'd focus on ripping off that top half. If you have a gun, a few well placed shots will take care of this person. If you find yourself un-armed, and not strong enough to do such things, then run. A tree would probably be the best vantage point, as from above, you could easily take off his head with a well placed kick [dependant on stength].

Very nice question, Djangonator!
With pictures and everything.

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Are you going to kill me? because I'm a zombie.

No sir.
Explicit studies show that Zombies cannot type.
But I'll kill ye anyway!

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No sir.
Explicit studies show that Zombies cannot type.
But I'll kill ye anyway!

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I'm not typing, I'm slamming fwdf my fave against the keyboard over and over, and words just happen to be made. peer chance. fsdf
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I'm not typing, I'm slamming fwdf my fave against the keyboard over and over, and words just happen to be made. peer chance. fsdf

Dude, what the f*ck are you doing at a keyboard? Go start an outbreak, so I can really be useful.

Pleeeeease?


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ARE ZOMBIES F*****G PEDOS?
Arlen is hot.

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ARE ZOMBIES F*****G PEDOS?

YES! ALL ZOMBIES ARE PEDOS!

lol.

No sir.

Zombies have no sex drive at all.
Nor do the organs work down here.

SO they couldn't possibly be.

But then again, where else is it acceptable to hear about grown men eating children?
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Zombie proffesional eh...

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Would you hit it?

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Zombie proffesional eh...

Spoiler for:


Would you hit it?

I should slap you for even asking...
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Yessir, I'd hit it in a hearbeat.


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I've studied Zombies for quite some time.
Logically, and seriously, and sometimes historically and jokingly.

Ask away.

I wrote a logical book about Zombies. I did so much research, interviewed so many morticians, clergy men and everything. With movies, zombies rise, very hungry, no one ever thinks that when bodies are prepped for the ground, their jaws are wired shuts and their organs are taken out or liquified...
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I wrote a logical book about Zombies. I did so much research, interviewed so many morticians, clergy men and everything. With movies, zombies rise, very hungry, no one ever thinks that when bodies are prepped for the ground, their jaws are wired shuts and their organs are taken out or liquified...

Sometimes bodies are prepared that way.
Sometimes not.
It depends on the location, and how well they do things.
It may shame most of you to know that most morticians take the cheap way out, for profitable gain, and often do things half-ass to save money.
It's all an elaborate show, most times.
There are a few respectable places left though.
What's you book called, and what's the name of the author?
I'd love to read another insight on zombies, assuming I haven't already read it.


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I must correct you.
When you gave the definition of a real zombie, a posed human being.

They are alive, they don't have control, but from the info you gave us there and then, they're as alive as we are, just in a trance.

And one more question:
How close are games like Resident Evil to studied zombies?

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I must correct you.
When you gave the definition of a real zombie, a posed human being.

They are alive, they don't have control, but from the info you gave us there and then, they're as alive as we are, just in a trance.

No I must correct you;
When we say a Zombie, as in reference to a trance-like state, we mean as a simile.

Example-
God, have you seen Mike today?
He's a zombie...


You must define a zombie in EVERY way possible.



And one more question:
How close are games like Resident Evil to studied zombies?

Resident Evil, and the such [New game: Umbrella Choronicles for the Wii], are actually basis for study themselves.
Everywhere there is a different story for how zombies come into being, but most presume the same thing, a chemical of some sort.
Studies on that chemical are inconclusive, but is referred to as Solanum.

Resident Evil zombies, are fairly close to accurate, in many ways, but rather than compare, we study also.

Once we find out the many different views, we can begin to dissect the loopholes and indescrepencies.
Much like religion.


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I'm guessing all Zombie professionals that are linked to Shadow over here.

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I'm guessing all Zombie professionals that are linked to Shadow over here.

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I meant "we" as my secret underground nation.

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No, "we" as in a whole, everyone, and anyone that is peaked in this study as well.


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I meant "we" as my secret underground nation.
ZOMFG, ZOMBIES? Zombies study zombies?

No, "we" as in a whole, everyone, and anyone that is peaked in this study as well.
So... I'm guessing all Zombie professionals that are linked to Shadow over here. Maybe minus the last 7 words.

Question: Can you write "Zombie" in 1337? :D

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