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[Writing] Limericks are more fun than haikus.

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Limericks are structured to say
Rhymes in A - A - B - B - A 
So follow this one
And we'll have some fun
Let's rhyme up and post away!
« Last Edit: May 25, 2015, 10:11:17 AM by boe »

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LOL, Good one Zypher, that was perfect.
There was no need to smurf it.
I think limericks are the best.
They beat out all the rest.
My god, mine is so freaking cornyperfect.
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

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I suck at limericks, I'm better at haikus.
You can tell by my post I'm bound to lose.
I just really really suck,
All my rhymes are forced like fu**,
And my ratings are sure to be boos.

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This gets really boring.
Especially the words we keep typing.
It's just no good.
Like a fucked up dude.
And for some reason, I can't stop looking! :o
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

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Your poem didn't rhyme
It should be a crime
For one to believe
That your poem had achieved
A worth that was more then a dime.

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This was rather odd
My dog walked right up to Todd
Todd looked down
Doggy had a frown
Doggy took down Todd

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Speaking of dogs, I'm sure I recall
My friend ate chocolate and was having a ball.
I had asked him for some,
While I was chewing my gum,
And he said his dog was making some more, LAWL!

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Mastermoo, that was really funny
Now, eating this honey
I think i should buy a joke book
So at my piggy bank, lets have a look
Oh I haven't got any money.


Holy shit i suck at this.
Arlen is hot.

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It's okay, you'll get the concept soon,
maybe now, maybe tomorrow past noon.
Just remember this fact,
That limericks are whack,
And all who make them are buffoons.

Thanks for putting my quote in your signature. XD Wait, nvm, it's something different. XD

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I walked up to this little ho,
and said "Zypher, say it ain't so."
He looked at me funny,
so I took all his money,
cause I made this topic once long ago.


unoriginal bastard



lol

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That was very funny and witty,
And dissed Zypher an itty-bitty.
But despite all that I'm mad
'Cause I feel Zypher is sad
Because we all see Holk's poem gave no pity.

>:(

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I walked up to this little ho,
and said "Zypher, say it ain't so."
He looked at me funny,
so I took all his money,
cause I made this topic once long ago.


unoriginal bastard



lol



I forgot all about that thread
But I didn't steal it like you said
I did this in class
And of course I kicked ass
So due to that, this topic was bred

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Oh Zypher, you witty theif
you think you can get our beleif
Shut up ol' fatty
go eat a krabby pattyy...
and then go out and get some beaf



if thats how you spell it.
Arlen is hot.

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Oh God I hate limericks,
It's a lot worse than toothpicks.
I hate it so bad,
I'm getting really mad!
So I won't even dare to lick it.
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

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Nightwolf, oh Nightwolf, you spelled two words wrong.
I before E, as they say in that song.
I give you this advice,
'Cause you type like blind mice,
And after that, play some Donkey Kong.

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How do you know i have Donkey Kong?
And why are you insulting my song?
But if you think the game i should play
i think i'll just put it away
and go play some pong.
Arlen is hot.

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Nightwolf was sitting bare-anused,
on a blanket, the whitest and plainest.
Irock came around,
and shouted out loud,
"MY BEDSHEET! GOD, WHY DID YOU STAIN THIS?!"

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Then irock started to cry
he thought he'd die
i tried to make him happy
told him to try to get fappy
in the meantime i made him a pie
Arlen is hot.

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Tities in front are making me horny
I look other way not to make things too corny
I am 11, she is 23
but age doesn't matter, no difference to me
So back to checking some porny.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2007, 08:32:22 PM by djkdjl »
"If u'r about to die,,then think of how good ur life has treated u up to this point.  On the
other hand,,if life hasn't treated u good up to this point,,then take joy in the fact that
it's not going to bother u for much longer."

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You guys have the rhyme scheme down
But it's got the wrong kind of sound
You dudes have to give 'em
A good sense of rhythm
And you will see praise abound

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Yeah, the first two and the last lines should have same amount of syllables. The other two should be a bit shorter.

:V No limerick here.

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Most of us are wrong. :o
Man...
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

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Let's get all our limericks on track,
so everyone keeps coming back.
We'll fix up our prose,
and to all of those
who don't can just lick my nutsack.

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At least mine are pretty damn good.
They've all got the structure they should.
It's just that with phonics,
These kids are moronic
And if I could change that, I would.

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My palms are all rosy and dry,
as well as the two of my eyes.
I wanted to sleep,
But first had to keep,
my porno files alphabetized.