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THE BEST SAYINGS KNOWN TO MAN (GAME)

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"HOLY CRAP PALADIN"
                          -Zxmelee
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What was this porn mag doing under your mattress ??? *mom*
Never Judge a book by it's cover or a game by it's graphics.

The new Mortal Kombat (chalkboard edition)

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"Where have you been?"
Smile, god loves you :)

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"Luke...I am your father...and your uncle..." - A hillbilly version of Star Wars
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"you tryed your best and failed misseribly...
the lesson is never to try"

that was from homer simpson him self,

"with $10,000, we can be million airs"

agian from the mouth of the smartest man Mr homer Jay Simsoson (lol)

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"Every story must have an ending." - Auron, FFX

"The leader always stays till the end." - Barret Wallace, FFVII

"The captian is always the last to leave" - Commander Glen, Suikoden IV
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i dont think you meant to double post...so i dont care


"You're fired"
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"You just don't fit in." Martha S.

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A certain someone should NOT be talkin' to Big Daddy. Ya' hear me!?
DEATH: Master of Time, your life is at it's end! Mwahahahaha!
MOT: Whatever, dude *throws crumpled piece of paper at Death and runs away*
DEATH:....?

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"Well Exuuuuuuse me, Princess!" Legend of Zelda Show

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That's a spicy meat-a-ball!!!!
DEATH: Master of Time, your life is at it's end! Mwahahahaha!
MOT: Whatever, dude *throws crumpled piece of paper at Death and runs away*
DEATH:....?

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"You...YOU!"

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Agent: You

Smith: Yes me.

*smith copies himself onto agent*

Smith: Me...me..me

Smith copy:....me too.
DEATH: Master of Time, your life is at it's end! Mwahahahaha!
MOT: Whatever, dude *throws crumpled piece of paper at Death and runs away*
DEATH:....?

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"And I quote"

----the first person to "say and I quote"
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And I quote "And I quote "And I quote "And I quote "And I quote "And I quote"""""
More info on my game Eternal Gales will be released later.

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"will it will never end!?"
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Captain Fucking Callahan
Evil bad Guys from Games: I WILL RULE THE WORLD/UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!
"Always remember the best form of revenge is to better yourself." -ZV

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"You are full of bullsh**"
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"Unleash the Hammer of the Emperor."

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"Okay, that's it. I'm insane!"
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" Stand alone, I'm complex..."

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"Wait! Wait for it.....wait for it.......yup. My brain's gone."
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MOT: Whatever, dude *throws crumpled piece of paper at Death and runs away*
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"are you sure this is safe?"
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CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

(i laughed for so long after reading them lol :lol: )

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I can't stop laughing! That's really hilarious! OMG, that's the funniest thing
I've heard all week. Ha Ha Ha! :lol:
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MOT: Whatever, dude *throws crumpled piece of paper at Death and runs away*
DEATH:....?