THE BEST SAYINGS KNOWN TO MAN (GAME)

"You know what they say! All toasters toast toast!"
    -Mario in "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CD-i video game console
(Yes, I know the quote makes no sense.)

"I make snow angels in the snow 'cause you can't really make them in piss, you know." -The Generic Pop-Punk Ensemble

"Believe those who are seeking truth. Doubt those that find it."

"LET ME TAKE YOU TO HELL(a)" - Cervantes, Soul Calibur 2

Reporter: “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?”

Miss Teen USA: "I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh...people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

"You're an idiot." - HaloOfTheSun

"Halo seems to think you're an idiot." -emorlen

"Music is Life" by unknown

it's not the great that are strong. it's the strong that are great
    - star ocean 3(i dont remember his name.)

Cid: "Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink you goddamn TEA!"

"I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!" -Kefka

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our
country and our people, and neither do we." —G.W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

''Smoking Kills. If you are killed, you have lost a very important part of your life''

Follow the light for it shows you the way. yet endure the darkness for it shows you the stars.

Here's where Cameran goes beserk...



































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Ill use one of the quotes from the story Im making


"Possesion is the Motivation of Greed."

-Renus

Created by me not the fictional character renus.

"Great, can I go throw up now?" - Anger Management

"Why is it that when we talk to God, it's called praying, but when god talks to us, it's called Schizophrenia?"

"Procrastination gives you something to look forward to."  - Joan Konner

Violence is never the answer, now stop fighting or I'll bang your heads together!

Vault Dweller: I'm here, in your town Sheriff, to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.

Sheriff: Well whatever you do, make sure you do it where all the armed guards are, or else I'll bash your face in with the nearest blunt object.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life.  A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."  ~ Mark Twain

"I'm going to rape your village and pillage your women" - Unknown

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

Damn it whats that from ;_____;


Cock goes where O_o

lol


Who ever said the pen is mightier that the sword, obviously has never seen an automatic weapon.