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Title: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: dwarra on April 06, 2006, 07:14:15 PM
I think that Pefect Dark Zero on the xbox 360 sucks anus. I dont know why, it just does  :wink:
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 06, 2006, 07:59:52 PM
Backyard Wrestling.... **Shudders**
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Roph on April 06, 2006, 08:09:56 PM
lol, somebody asking this, on an rpgmaker forum.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: zxm on April 07, 2006, 12:31:20 AM
http://files.filefront.com/Zxmelee_Reviews_1_Silent_Sun/;4589875;;/fileinfo.html
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: wildrj on April 07, 2006, 12:37:27 AM
the barbie games omg i was dared to play it i went crasy i ended up breaking the disk and throwing it at him.

(barbie games blow)
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Roph on April 07, 2006, 12:41:12 AM
http://files.filefront.com/Zxmelee_Reviews_1_Silent_Sun/;4589875;;/fileinfo.html

WIN
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: King Anesis on April 09, 2006, 11:49:22 PM
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles.....veerry unfun.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: haloOfTheSun on April 10, 2006, 12:02:20 AM
I didn't like that one too much either.  :|

The muzak was cool though.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Moss. on April 10, 2006, 01:01:29 AM
the barbie games omg i was dared to play it i went crasy i ended up breaking the disk and throwing it at him.

(barbie games blow)
I'm a little disturbed that you actually played such a game. :o
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Blizzard on April 10, 2006, 01:09:33 AM
the barbie games omg i was dared to play it i went crasy i ended up breaking the disk and throwing it at him.

(barbie games blow)
I'm a little disturbed that you actually played such a game. :o
In fact I did play a Game Boy version, too. After 2 minutes of playing I threw it away. Must be now over 8 years ago. Lol, my sister played it later. xD
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 10, 2006, 01:19:29 AM
I hope flash games count because I can think of a few. Chuck Norris and the Ninja Massacre.... **Shudders** It was worse than Backyard Wresling.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Malson on April 10, 2006, 06:03:23 AM
Captain Novolin by far. For anyone who doesn't know, this is a game where you're a superhero who fights diabetes by dodging donuts and checking your blood sugar after each level.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: ahref on April 10, 2006, 10:11:54 PM
forgotten the name but ui have a rom somewhere of it. anyway its a game where you play a dinosaur with asthma you have to jump through the levels avoiding dusty things and err..dust monsters to get to somthing not quite sure what never played it long enough to find out.

Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: dragonmagna on April 12, 2006, 11:53:30 PM
Final Fantasy Chrustal Chronicles wasn't bad as long as you have at least 3 people playing, which mkaes it pretty fun, although it could definitely be a lot better.

But the WORST game ever made would have to be..... Mystic Heroes.
I dare ALL OF YOU to go play it.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: yunasgrace91 on April 13, 2006, 01:52:40 PM
mystic heroes was really bad.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Maestress Xina on April 13, 2006, 01:52:58 PM
Final Fantasy Chrustal Chronicles wasn't bad as long as you have at least 3 people playing, which mkaes it pretty fun, although it could definitely be a lot better.

But the WORST game ever made would have to be..... Mystic Heroes.
I dare ALL OF YOU to go play it.

I accept your challenge. For I know that nothing can be worse than "D" for the PSX (that's it...just one solitary letter for the title).

- Most combat involves running
- Main character is slower than a snail on a backward conveyer belt
- Despite the fact the game has 4 discs it only lasts for 2 hours (1.25 hours on replay)
- Plot doesn't pick up till 2 mins AFTER it's all over

and worst of all

- No SAVE FEATURE (!!!)
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: dragonmagna on April 14, 2006, 12:19:41 AM
Well, the thing about mystic heroes is that-
The characters are all ugly, have stupid names, and [I am speaking seriously], have the WORST voice acting that I have ever heard. The only thing good about the game was the unbelieveably fun battle system, which made multiplayer pretty good. But thats it. Everything else is horrible!!!!
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Yossy on April 14, 2006, 01:02:51 AM
Mystic Heroes is SO fun!!  The battle system is, as you said, its sole redeeming feature.

I accept your challenge. For I know that nothing can be worse than "D" for the PSX (that's it...just one solitary letter for the title).

- Most combat involves running
- Main character is slower than a snail on a backward conveyer belt
- Despite the fact the game has 4 discs it only lasts for 2 hours (1.25 hours on replay)
- Plot doesn't pick up till 2 mins AFTER it's all over

and worst of all

- No SAVE FEATURE (!!!)

How do you switch discs if you can't save?!!  I don't understand!! :?


Anyway.  Worst game ever = Sonic Adventure!  And Sonic Heroes.  And that freakin weird Shadow the Hedghog game.  Which I don't even have to play to know that its horrible.  Imagining furry woodland creatures with guns is freakin scary.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not really a Sonic hater.  Just the 3-D ones...  but Sonic Adventure 2 was pretty cool.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: zxm on April 14, 2006, 01:13:31 AM
Sonic Adventure was great! Well the Choa part anyway....
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Malson on April 14, 2006, 01:32:37 AM
How do you switch discs if you can't save?!!
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: haloOfTheSun on April 14, 2006, 01:43:22 AM
You don't have to save at the disc switch point in any game. Try it with any of them.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on April 14, 2006, 01:56:46 AM
I changed my mind again, Monopoly for the pc. The archiac DOS version.

 :mrgreen: Shaft says, that game sucks. Word!
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Malson on April 14, 2006, 02:00:18 AM
You don't have to save at the disc switch point in any game. Try it with any of them.

Weird. So how exactly does it retain the information?
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: haloOfTheSun on April 14, 2006, 02:47:51 AM
I have no idea, but it works. I did it on Final Fantasy 8 and 9.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: kaigen20 on April 15, 2006, 11:34:54 PM
Myst VIII: Exile (or whatever the game title is)

this game sucks big balls....it uses still frame pictures as your enviroment...the acting is done by real humans...and they suck at acting...the story sucks even bigger balls...this game just sucks ass!
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: loonygamer on April 16, 2006, 12:21:03 AM
the barbie games omg i was dared to play it i went crasy i ended up breaking the disk and throwing it at him.

(barbie games blow)

i got one things to say to the guys who made that game:
SHUCK ON IT
SHUCK IT LONG
AND SHUCK IT HARD

AND I DID SOMETHING TO YOU MOTHER WITH THIS MOUTH!
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: biohazard on October 07, 2006, 07:01:23 PM
I am speaking seriously], have the WORST voice acting that I have ever heard.

You need to go watch the opening sequence to Resi1 on PSX.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Nightwolf on October 09, 2006, 10:44:30 AM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gotterdammerung.org%2Fmusic%2Freviews%2Fgrave-digger%2Fgrave-digger.knights-of-the-cross.jpg&hash=6550d3a8ca550d931c99baad4364addf3304150b)
Dont gravedigg man, come what may, its not good.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Roph on October 09, 2006, 11:59:22 AM
You don't have to save at the disc switch point in any game. Try it with any of them.

Weird. So how exactly does it retain the information?

The game stores the info in the console's ram.

Like say with most games you can load a level, take out the disc, and then keep on playing the level until the game needs to read from the disc again. You're running from ram ~ Funny in Tony Hawk's games when the buffer runs out and you end up with a silly loop of music.

Also Yossy ;_; I loved Sonic Adventure (Sonic Adventure DX to be precise). Speed Highway level <3
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Yossy on October 09, 2006, 01:02:22 PM
Sonic Adventure is on my list of Games that are Actually Really Sucky but I Play Them Anyway Because I Enjoy Them.

Chao rasing. <3 <3

And, yes, some of the stages are extremely awesome.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Nightwolf on October 09, 2006, 02:16:04 PM
lol i play sonix for fun some times, anyone got the full version of sonic heroes?
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Yossy on October 09, 2006, 03:34:43 PM
Yeah, the music in the Frog Forest stage sounds exactly like a Paul Oakenfold song.

Dude, you know the theme song for Team Dark, "This Machine?"  That song is hard core.  There are little kids playing this game, and I just didn't expect to hear anything that heavy.

It's a sucky game, but it has its enjoyable moments.  Like telling Charmmy to SHUT UP.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Nightwolf on October 11, 2006, 11:36:40 AM
LOL if you got it on pc can u upload it on limewire or so lol>
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Yossy on October 11, 2006, 11:44:40 AM
Upload it for me~  I want to hear it. ;D
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Nightwolf on October 11, 2006, 11:58:13 AM
no i asked..do you have sonic heroes, if you do upload it plz.
I just got a stupid demo,...gives a error sometimes.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Yossy on October 11, 2006, 12:02:43 PM
Oh, see I thought you said "you can upload it," but now I see that you said "can you upload it" ...  This is why question marks are your friends, dear.

Anywho, I have it on GCN, so I can't upload anything, sorry.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on October 11, 2006, 12:49:50 PM
I just thought of another suck tastic game.... Runescape.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Naphe on October 12, 2006, 06:16:07 PM
RPG Maker 2003 For The PS2....Yes, I tried it..

It was supposed to be a 3d game maker, but lol the trees were paper graphics...
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Yossy on October 13, 2006, 12:14:31 PM
Yeah, I've seen screenshots.  It's pretty sad. :P
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: darkelementwars on October 18, 2006, 07:09:49 AM
There was a Love Hina dating sim someone forced me into playing...if it even constitutes being a game, it was for the GBA and was horrible.  Not even a game but just a list of choices.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Yossy on October 18, 2006, 12:14:47 PM
I was so excited when I downloaded a rom of Lodoss tou Senki: Eiyuu Kishiden (Record of Lodoss War: Chronicles of the Heroic Knigt) on the Game Boy Color.  I was all set to play a sweet RPG or Adventure game, but it  actually played like a giant board game!  The only part the player has in the game is pressing the A button to roll the dice.  There were enemy encounters (determined by spaces on the board), but the battles were confusing and I could read enough of the Japanese to figure it out.  Even when I thought I had figured out the battles, the monsters I was fighting would take like three turns in a row and then I died.

The cool part was seeing all the RoLW characters in cute GBC graphics, and all of the settings/locations were places that I recoginzed from the books.  Hooray.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Fantom on October 18, 2006, 05:37:01 PM
Thats why i never download Japanese only games unless i know theyre getting released over here.
On topic though the worst game ive played is Zoo Keeper on DS. I downloaded the ROM and actually found a working emulator :O but it sucks balls. DON'T BUY IT!!!! If you have or do ever i will kick you in the hand and break your DS so you cant suffer through the torment of zoo keepering. and i agree with the guy who said runescape sucks. i was just out of the training bit and some level 65 guy lead me out into the wilderness saying that it was a good place to train for noobs, left me and then some other guy came and slaughtered me.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Malson on October 18, 2006, 08:59:21 PM
From what I noticed, the two posts above me are quite long. As such, it feels out of place to respond to this thread with a short post. I aim to continue the trend set forth by Yossy and inspired by Fantom, a trend in which long posts shall reign. Most people assume that long posts contain some sense of intelligence and opinion on a certain subject. However, it is entirely possible for a long post to also be spamful in nature, as evident by this very post. You see, this post does not contain any ounce of worthy content for a person to read, as I am simply typing this response in stream of consciousness, with no stops in between. As a result, some of it may not make very much sense. But let's face it, when should a spam post ever make any kind of sense? They call it Spam for a reason, you know. Actually, now that I think about it, it's entirely possible this post will get deleted. Guess I better put some relevant content in. Ahem. Crime Life: Gang Wars was a steaming fucking turd.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Arrow on October 19, 2006, 01:32:39 AM
Xenosaga 2 is completely and utterly pointless. The battles are forced and tedious, and I feel no urge whatsoever to play through the game.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Yossy on October 19, 2006, 11:49:55 AM
Thats why i never download Japanese only games unless i know theyre getting released over here.

Dude, you're totally limiting yourself.  Where would I be today if I didn't play Japanese games?

Let me anser that for you:


...Somewhere.... else.


It's not that hard to figure out what's going on.  Rudimentary understandng of the language is really all you need...  I keep telling myself that one of these days, I'm going to post a Japanese-reading tutorial somewhere on here so people can play Japanese games.  It would have stuff like "yes" and "no," "save" and "load," "attack" and "defend."  Basic stuff.


From what I noticed, the two posts above me are quite long. As such, it feels out of place to respond to this thread with a short post. I aim to continue the trend set forth by Yossy and inspired by Fantom, a trend in which long posts shall reign. Most people assume that long posts contain some sense of intelligence and opinion on a certain subject. However, it is entirely possible for a long post to also be spamful in nature, as evident by this very post. You see, this post does not contain any ounce of worthy content for a person to read, as I am simply typing this response in stream of consciousness, with no stops in between. As a result, some of it may not make very much sense. But let's face it, when should a spam post ever make any kind of sense? They call it Spam for a reason, you know. Actually, now that I think about it, it's entirely possible this post will get deleted. Guess I better put some relevant content in. Ahem. Crime Life: Gang Wars was a steaming fucking turd.
That's like the funniest thing I've heard all day.  Thanks for the laugh, Zypher. ;D
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Malson on October 19, 2006, 10:14:21 PM
I aim to please. ;)
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Commondragon on October 20, 2006, 01:06:13 AM
I consider this game the very, very, very un-worht any tiem whatsoever

any game that is one of those little simpleton games. Those are tiem wasters not true games.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Malson on October 20, 2006, 02:19:55 AM
I consider this game the very, very, very un-worht any tiem whatsoever

any game that is one of those little simpleton games. Those are tiem wasters not true games.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Type-right-by-Vtech-typing-tutor-Works-great_W0QQitemZ300037989005QQihZ020QQcategoryZ145939QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Yossy on October 20, 2006, 04:37:17 PM
What game are you talking about, anyway? :lol:
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: sum41freak on October 22, 2006, 12:46:05 AM
I just thought of another suck tastic game.... Runescape.

I agree. Runescape is retarded.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Child_Who_Needs_Help on October 22, 2006, 01:04:53 AM
fortress for the gba = beyond sucktastic

You just sit around watching the thing pointlessly. It's retarded.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Malson on October 22, 2006, 01:07:16 AM
I agree. Runescape is retarded.

I'd have to disagree. It's not that it's a bad game by any means, it just caters more to a person who would rather explore and gain experience than play a full-on action game. I happen to like it, but I can certainly understand why people wouldn't.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Knownot on October 22, 2006, 03:30:59 AM
umm worst game would have to be.... hercules, no wait that wasnt that bad. umm  i would have to say that game were you are a marble and you have to manouver your way down the track without falling off the edge. that game made me trhow up it was so bad.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: biohazard on October 23, 2006, 07:48:13 PM
Worst game ever made=FF7.  Bring on the flames.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Malson on October 23, 2006, 07:51:23 PM
I won't flame you, I'd just like to know why you think FF7 is so terrible.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: GilgameshRO on October 23, 2006, 07:54:00 PM
FF7 is a pretty average RPG, but it is most certainly not the worst.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Yossy on October 23, 2006, 08:25:58 PM
FF7 is overhyped, not because it's a bad game, but because it was the first RPG to be released since the SNES days.  Quite a lapse of time had passed since a decent RPG was released, so it got a lot of attention.  Whether it really defined 3D role-playing as we know it today or not is a subject which remains to be debated.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: GilgameshRO on October 23, 2006, 08:40:09 PM
Defined 3D roleplaying.... can you even say the gameplay was 3D? The battles were the same as ever, only with a dynamic camera, and walking around was done on pre rendered backrounds with a 3D character. It really didn't do much that can't be accomplished with a 2D RPG.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Commondragon on October 23, 2006, 09:44:35 PM
I consider this game the very, very, very un-worht any tiem whatsoever

any game that is one of those little simpleton games. Those are tiem wasters not true games.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Type-right-by-Vtech-typing-tutor-Works-great_W0QQitemZ300037989005QQihZ020QQcategoryZ145939QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

....................I type fast. I won't learn to type like you do because then I start not being random I am.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Malson on October 23, 2006, 09:46:08 PM
It's entirely possible to be random and type better than a kindergartener. Death          Trooper, for instance.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Commondragon on October 23, 2006, 10:08:44 PM
lwave me alo nepleasew?

^ on purpose^
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: JonathanSodalis on March 16, 2007, 07:36:46 PM
VAMPIRE NYMPHO NURSES FROM RIGEL XII

Alright, I made that up, but isn't that the perfect title for a horrible game?

I think the original PSone Ghost in the Shell game was horrible... promoted as an RPG, but really just a poor shooter.  I was very disapointed!  I've enjoyed the second version much better for PS2.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Blizzard on March 16, 2007, 08:16:59 PM
FFVII - Dirge of Cerberus.

Same reason as above. It looked like an RPG, it was just a lame shooter.
It's not the worst I've played altough. I just can't think of anything worse right now.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 17, 2007, 04:32:10 AM
You know what game sucked anus? A Boy and his Blob. I had this on mah NES. It sucked then, and it sucks now.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Arrow on March 17, 2007, 04:33:38 AM
Xenosaga II.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: darkelementwars on March 17, 2007, 04:48:34 AM
all batman games...
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Arrow on March 17, 2007, 05:32:12 AM
a dynamic camera, and walking around was done on pre rendered backrounds with a 3D character.

I thought that was really neat when I saw it in LOD...
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: :) on March 17, 2007, 05:35:23 AM
nfl street.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Holkeye on March 17, 2007, 05:36:37 AM
You know what game sucked anus? A Boy and his Blob. I had this on mah NES. It sucked then, and it sucks now.

Blasphemy. It just took trial and error.
I've played a lot of bad games. The sad truth is, there are far more bad games than good. Also, Final Fantasy 7 was a great game. It's just a shame that it suffered from bad translation. The story was incredible, and is still one of the most ambitious plots around. It has everything.
~An ancient race that time forgot.
~An evil entity that fell from space that was mistaken for the ancients.
~Interspecies experimentation and genetic engineering.
~Threat of global destruction.
~An anti-hero that has to overcome his genetic purpose.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: SirJackRex on March 17, 2007, 02:14:49 PM
Man...I can't think of any...........FF7, I liked some aspects in the game, but I mainly HATED IT!

The real worst game:

Spoiler for:
Blink (The game for xbox where you're a cat)....it's terrible.


All you do it go around sucking up things with a vac/guitar. DAMN! That game is shit.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Rune on March 17, 2007, 03:08:01 PM
 :o How can you hate FF7!?

Hmm... is this including my own?
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Teokeez on March 17, 2007, 03:40:59 PM
Final Fantasy X-2.
I'm really sorry Final Fantasy fans, but, it really sucks. >_<
Dress spheres and completing ridiculous missions just don't cut it for me.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: JonathanSodalis on March 17, 2007, 07:19:44 PM
Final Fantasy X-2.
I'm really sorry Final Fantasy fans, but, it really sucks. >_<
Dress spheres and completing ridiculous missions just don't cut it for me.

Alrighty, I change my top worst game... I really REALLY enjoyed Final Fantasy X, and eagerly plumped down my money for X-2 AND the guide, tshirt, breakfast cereal, and medicinal patch.  I admit, dressing up like a giant moogle turned my crank, but I couldn't play the whole game that way.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Morrowind on March 18, 2007, 02:11:01 AM
Halo 1 and 2.

Terrible story.
Same ol', same ol' gameplay.



 ;8
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: SirJackRex on March 18, 2007, 02:25:14 AM
I sorta have to agree with you, although I like multiplayer!
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: :) on March 18, 2007, 04:07:23 AM
Halo 1 and 2.

Terrible story.
Same ol', same ol' gameplay.



 ;8

=[
what good FPS has a good story?
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Holkeye on March 18, 2007, 04:16:04 AM
Half Life, Deus Ex, System Shock 2, Metroid Prime (Though its more adventure in first person than FPS.)
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Link on March 18, 2007, 08:09:56 AM
I cant remember the name but it was on the PS2 and your a reporter on a island or something and natural disasters keep happening and you find some woman anyone know what im on bout? 
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Morris Lawry on March 18, 2007, 08:25:52 AM
BLINX THE TIMESWEEPER IS THE FUDGING BEST GAME EVER MEXNETO YOU ARE A IDIOT !!!!

The only reason no one likes it (But me) is because its hard and has a shitty story, but the main caracter is a "TALKING CAT" how is that not auwsome

Also FF7 Can go get screwed it eats major anus

and Deux Ex is easily the worlds besy game, If you can kill gresels and you've played Deux and Deux Ex - Invisible war, jesus get some good tatse in games !

halo's story is perfectly fine if you, (Oh crap here i go again) like that futurist nonsence, i liked there story. But H1 is gay H2 got beter HW will be good and H3 . . . Hmmm not sure yet
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Holkeye on March 18, 2007, 09:03:16 AM
I wasn't saying that Deus Ex was a bad game, you twat. I was telling Nouman some good FPS games. Read thoroughly next time.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Morrowind on March 18, 2007, 02:44:01 PM
Halo 1 and 2.

Terrible story.
Same ol', same ol' gameplay.



 ;8

=[
what good FPS has a good story?

True, but Half-Life has a good story.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 18, 2007, 02:52:59 PM
You know what game sucked anus? A Boy and his Blob. I had this on mah NES. It sucked then, and it sucks now.

Blasphemy. It just took trial and error.
I've played a lot of bad games. The sad truth is, there are far more bad games than good. Also, Final Fantasy 7 was a great game. It's just a shame that it suffered from bad translation. The story was incredible, and is still one of the most ambitious plots around. It has everything.
~An ancient race that time forgot.
~An evil entity that fell from space that was mistaken for the ancients.
~Interspecies experimentation and genetic engineering.
~Threat of global destruction.
~An anti-hero that has to overcome his genetic purpose.

Yeah FF7 was the best Final Fantasy if you Don't count FF6, FF5, FF1 and FF Tactics.  ::)


Sidenote_______
Cloud and Sephiroth were really gay lovers.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Blizzard on March 18, 2007, 03:05:48 PM
Sidenote_______
Cloud and SephirothSpawn were really gay lovers.

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Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on March 18, 2007, 03:31:40 PM
At first I didn't notice the edit.

But no really, Did Sephiroth scream 'raging faggot' to anyone else?
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Lord Dante on March 18, 2007, 03:35:50 PM
i think it was his wavy gray locks.

Anyways, I can't believe nobody would already know that Fu...

hm.

Worst Game?

can't think of one...

wait, that isn't true. I definatley despise Twisted Metal Black.
Probably because I suck at it, but its the only game I know of that the enemy always seems to have better missiles than you.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: biohazard on March 19, 2007, 12:30:13 AM
Games that I actually hate...
Probably movie based games, shitty games made to cash in on the movie's success (or failure).  Fight club, for example, was a great movie, the game, was TERRIBLE.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: SirJackRex on March 19, 2007, 04:34:20 AM
Blinx the timesweaper sucked! A talking cat is only cool if your german!

Yeah, I guess MP had a good story, I liked the boss fights more though....
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Post by: Morris Lawry on March 19, 2007, 05:44:42 AM
Mexneto is a cat hating hater who i hope burns in hell, love you blinxy :)
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: SirJackRex on March 19, 2007, 12:30:15 PM
Ilove cats
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Link on March 19, 2007, 12:32:58 PM
DRIVER 1 i never managed to pass the driving test  :'(
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Ericmor on March 19, 2007, 02:20:26 PM
I always loved Space Sims, and recently have searched for some good ones that ressembled x2 or the supreme FREELANCER... and i bounced in the two worst steaming pieces of turd ever made:

1- Starshatter: The Gathering Storm
Buggy and heavy, you are unable to even land the spacecraft. I'll also throw rotten tomatos at ECHELON, who's so bad developed that the main missions stops at about mission 3 because you're supposed to land your aircraft into a carrier who's stopped BEHIND a mountain... thus making imposible for you to land.

2- Master of Orion 3

One of the reviews was: "HEY! Powerpoint is NOT a game engine!". I played Imperium galactica 2 and loved the style, thus going after this one afterwards... jesus christ, this one's is BAD beyond words. Complex, boring, ugly.... if you thought you RPMXP game with standard graphics and lame story was bad, play this game. You'll feel like, you're a genius of game design or something.


Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Tezuka on March 19, 2007, 05:07:38 PM
Get Up  :tpg:

It was for PS2, you go round spraying walls with spray-paint and you had mega fighting skills, which you can SOMEHOW use to make gang members fly.

Yes, I got tricked into buying a "gangsta" game. >:(
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Holkeye on March 19, 2007, 05:12:16 PM
I think you mean "Gettin' Up". It was Marc Ecko's foray into the video game world.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: HolyQuebec on June 06, 2007, 08:18:45 AM
superman 64, and(omfg) summoner for the ps2. that was bad. when i mean bad,it's BAD
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Ericmor on June 06, 2007, 04:09:26 PM
Well, it's not the worst, but it fit's in a category:

Resident Evil 4 (Biohazard 4): "WORST CONTROLS"
 You have to download a MOUSE EMULATOR to actually use mouse for target! The morons decided that you should use BOTH shifts AND 'WASD' keys for movement - and you also needed to PRESS both shifts to survive some 'surprise atacks'... and NO, you CAN'T configure anything. Really awfull.
 
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Moss. on June 06, 2007, 04:25:07 PM
I think that's a neat idea, actually. Using both shifts I mean. It makes you put a little bit of effort into it. Stop being such a lazy gamer!
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Kefka on June 06, 2007, 04:43:52 PM
who the hell gets mouse emulators.That seems terrible for the comp.
I got one that you can use wasd for movement the right shift to shoot the left to use the knife ctrl for run and cancel enter for shoot, knifing, enter door keys, and picking up thins. esc can be use to  load games or get to the main menu.
Its very comfortable.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Ikzai on June 06, 2007, 07:03:07 PM
Romancing Saga? (The one on PS2)
I mean... I just hate this game. I can't put my finger on it. Also, Big Rigs.
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html (I ...acquired it, just to see if it really was this bad.)
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: HolyQuebec on June 06, 2007, 08:40:11 PM
i agree with you. romancing saga was BAD .
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: SirJackRex on June 06, 2007, 09:34:10 PM
POKEMON CHANNEL!!! Gayest game ever.

Quote from: GameSpot
If you ever thought it would be cool to hang out with Pikachu, think again.

They rate the game 5.1, I rate it s.h.i.t.

And I beat it, but it's not fun...
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: The.Muffin.King on June 06, 2007, 10:48:32 PM
Any golf game ever made. The only golf game i ever came close to liking was that stupid mini-game in wii sports.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: SirJackRex on June 07, 2007, 05:59:51 PM
Any golf game ever made. The only golf game i ever came close to liking was that stupid mini-game in wii sports.

Wii Sports Golf is very fun.

Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Venom on June 07, 2007, 06:49:16 PM
worst game i hated zone of the enders although the melee was cool it was a dry game....

*holds up flame shield*

also hated monsters inc dodge ball game horrible... :P
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: HolyQuebec on January 11, 2008, 05:15:43 PM
Summoner 2 for the ps2
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Krebel on January 11, 2008, 05:19:19 PM
Summone... I agree with HolyQ... that game was horrid.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: The.Muffin.King on January 11, 2008, 10:56:10 PM
LoL Where is Waldo is pretty bad. On The Nes, you can't even tell who the fuck is waldo, and what is lava.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: knox11 on January 18, 2008, 02:10:42 AM
Nightcaster for the xbox
the game isnt hard, Its so frigon long its boring
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: JAP on January 20, 2008, 12:22:52 AM
Dawn of Mana.

Well, maybe not that bad, but it fails.

THE CAMERA!! >_>
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: irish-warrior on January 20, 2008, 12:59:38 AM
ninety nine nights xbox 360
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Ruzu on January 20, 2008, 10:45:09 AM
Thats so raven the video game.
(Only played because my cousin was crying about dieing before anyone ask)
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Venom on January 24, 2008, 04:48:09 AM
halo
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: ahref on January 24, 2008, 11:43:29 PM
racing simulation 3

TARMAC!
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: biohazard on January 25, 2008, 03:57:11 AM
Definitely the old castlevania games, I dont know how they were good.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Lord Dante on January 25, 2008, 04:19:04 AM
Cossacks: European Wars.

Great depth, I just got owned up the ass.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Venom on January 25, 2008, 07:40:11 PM
my list grows

bladestorm

angel online
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: TekkenDevil on January 25, 2008, 10:58:55 PM
As surprisingly as it may sound my 2nd worst console game is NFS: Pro Street for PS2.
It is such an underdeveloped piece of circle thingy that it makes me puke. Now I know that it's a port to the PS2 from the Next-Gen consoles but goddamn the developers didn't give a single damn about even TRYING to make it good. The ugly colors and awesomly low frames per second makes me want to throw up.
But the VERY worst game of all time has GOT to be Spyro:Enter the Dragonfly.
It's horrible!
Low frame rate, 5 minutes loading times, buggy graphics, buggy controls, buggy levels, slow controls, hard controls, buggy sounds too!
And it's story is about a villain named Ripto has returned(How? I dunno. We saw him fall into lava in the second game and burn to death and now he is just back. SO are his 2 bodyguards whom we ALSO very very killed in the 2nd game).
Just lame.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Venom on January 26, 2008, 12:41:54 AM
As surprisingly as it may sound my 2nd worst console game is NFS: Pro Street for PS2.
It is such an underdeveloped piece of circle thingy that it makes me puke. Now I know that it's a port to the PS2 from the Next-Gen consoles but goddamn the developers didn't give a single damn about even TRYING to make it good. The ugly colors and awesomly low frames per second makes me want to throw up.
But the VERY worst game of all time has GOT to be Spyro:Enter the Dragonfly.
It's horrible!
Low frame rate, 5 minutes loading times, buggy graphics, buggy controls, buggy levels, slow controls, hard controls, buggy sounds too!
And it's story is about a villain named Ripto has returned(How? I dunno. We saw him fall into lava in the second game and burn to death and now he is just back. SO are his 2 bodyguards whom we ALSO very very killed in the 2nd game).
Just lame.

i second that, i always think that the need for speed have always been under developed
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Krebel on January 31, 2008, 11:01:02 AM
My new least favorite game is the star wars rip off of Age of empires 2, star wars galatic battlegrounds.
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: emidy on January 31, 2008, 11:04:35 AM
Worst game....
If I'm not wrong, the title is...Ar tonelico. That's the woooooorst game I ever played!
Title: Re: Worst game you have ever played!
Post by: Lord Dante on January 31, 2008, 06:27:40 PM
My new least favorite game is the star wars rip off of Age of empires 2, star wars galatic battlegrounds.
That wasn't a BAD game, persay...
Well, I mean, saying it's bad due to the graphical quality and the mechanics would be calling Age of Kings bad to, which would be- to most- false. But, I agree in that it's the exact same game with different units and buildings.