___ the ___

All will _ _ _ _ the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ C _ _ _ _ _ _, or _ _ _ _ _ _ at her ______.

Ha, I love this game?

All will love the Mistress Colleen, or grovel at her feet.

Come __ __ the huge __ that I have __ __ my __!

YOU GOT IT WRONGGG >:C

Come ladies, enjoy the huge "cake" that I have prepared in my pants.

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Blah blah ____ ____ ____ blah bleh bloh ____ ____ ____ and a moose that once bit my sister.

Blah blah what is this blah bleh bloh I don't even and a moose that once bit my sister.

Don't ___ the ___.

Don't yiff the cook. DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER.

____ ____ ____ sucks.

Huge monkey anal sucks.

Place your photon ___ in my ___ chamber before the ___ barrel ___s!

Place your photon penis in my penis chamber before the penis barrel peniss!

___ is the ___est moose I've ever ____

This is the tastiest moose I've ever eaten.

____ the ____.

Screw the rules.

I __ green _.

I screw green bears.

___ ___, ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___, then a bunch of monkeys attacked me!

I woke, realized I was in the jungle, then a bunch of monkeys attacked me!

Whatever you do, do not __ your __ in the __ __!

Whatever you do, do not place your money in the stock market!

__ me a ___ sandwich and a vibrating ___ or ___ will __ me.

Bring me a olive sandwich and a vibrating martini or Roph will rape me.

What ____ this ____ don't ____

What if this plan don't work?

If ___ were ___ what would ____ ____

If woodchucks were chucking what would they chuck?

This is the most __ __ I have ever __ __!

This is the most back-alley kid I have ever fastened upfront!

Whose __? I never did __ to __ his/her __ __.

Whose butt? I never did think to sniff her backside odor.

The __ brought my __ out, but I __ it because there was a __ in my __.

The game brought my rage out, but I resisted it because there was a relative in my room.

___ ___ mercenary ___ combat ___ resulted in me becoming ___ ___ and dyslexic.

Cocaine fueled mercenary VR combat resulted in me becoming criminally insane and dyslexic.

When the ___ ___ blew, I nearly ___ my ___ but the ___ ___ prevented a ___ ___, thank ___!

When the sewage pipe blew, I nearly had my exorcism, but the raw shit prevented a baby boom, thank heavens!


An adept of ___ was spotted earlier, their powers were of the ___ element. They used this power to ___ ___ ___ but I don't ___. I still think they're a dick.

An adept of buttmonkeys was spotted earlier, their powers were of the missile element. They used this power to destroy French sculptures but I don't approve. I still think they're a dick.

An adept of freaks was spotted earlier, their powers were of the fifth element. They used this power to fuck shit up but I dont care. I still think they're a dick.


Who the ____ ____ed in my ____ ______? I'll ____ 'em up!

Who the deuce wanked in my chamber pot? I'll duff 'em up!

I do ____ that this has lead me to the conclusion of ____, taking into consideration that ___ ___ ___, but in reality, the ___ way to go about doing ___ ___, is to simply ___ ___ ___ instead.

I do realize that this has lead me to the conclusion of idiocracy, taking into consideration that many have posted, but in reality, the best way to go about doing forum games, is to simply have good times instead.
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You can't _______ me, I have a ____ filled with positive ________!