.......in bed.

The point of this thread is humor!
You say a quote from a famous person with the ending 'in bed'.
Say who it was.

I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch in bed. (George W. Bush)

I don't like games, in bed.

Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes, in bed. (Confucius)

"The only way to get rid of temptations is to yield to them, in bed" (Oscar Wilde)

The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell, in bed. (Confucius)

No...How is it that I am defeated so easily in bed? (Dracula again)

The point of this thread is humor, in bed! (Rpg_Gnome)

I have a dream in bed.


Makes sense. =/

Eh, who quotes that one?

"If you want peace, prepare for war, in bed . . . "

Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Fear Itself, in bed. (Franklin D. Roosevelt)

I feel special! I got quoted!

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere in bed! .
-- Frank A. Clark

Show, don't tell in bed (read it in a book titled Creative Writing)

Did I do that, in bed? - Jaleel White (Steve Urkel)

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal in bed.

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy in bed?
Albert Einstein

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy in bed?
Albert Einstein

Einstein fails as a poet 

Nouman's is really funny. Anyway,

"Assume a virtue, if you have it not" in bed  William Shakespeare

I prefer hug o' war than thug o' war in my bed.

LOL that sounds weird.

All these primary impulses, not easily described in words, are the springs of man's actions in bed.
Albert Einstein

"When I'm sitting here with you, I don't even think about the slime people" in bed

The Slime People

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex in bed.
Albert Einstein

4 score and 7 years ago our forefathers founded this nation in bed...

4 score and 7 years ago our forefathers founded this nation in bed...

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal in bed.

this is just like in my pants in bed

What goes up, must come down in bed.
Ugh, that kinda sounds wrong..

I have a different motto when i come up against a man like this one. It's "live and let die" in bed.
So does that!

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex in bed.
Albert Einstein

LOL! "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power in bed" (Abraham Lincoln).

To be, or not to be, in bed. -Shakespear

...in bed. - /b/

"Be like water, in bed"
-Bruce Lee

"Branigans law is like Branigans love hard and fast"... in bed (Zap Branigan)

"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night in bed!" Bette Davis (Margo Channing) in All About Eve(1950)

"There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer in bed." Al Pacino (Michael) in Godfather Part II

"Why can't a woman be more like a man in bed?" Rex Harrison (Professor Henry Higgins) in My Fair Lady

"You make me want to be a better man in bed." Jack Nicholson (Melvin) in As Good As It Gets

"Oh my little ankle biters, do I sense dissention in the ranks? Are we ready for homework, or shall we continue manual labor in bed?" Robin Williams (Mrs. Doubtfire) in Mrs. Doubtfire



*WHEW*
that's enough from me for now   

"May the Force Be With you....Always" In Bed. (Obi Wan Kenobi)
How come Anybody thought of that one XDDD

"I'll kill you for what you did to my father" in bed.
Jack Russell (Radiata Stories)

I love how this is going....in bed
(Me)
Seriously though, didn't think it'd make it past the first page.

I was in bed.

Lots of people, I bet.

Seriously though, didn't think it'd make it past the first page.

....in bed.

thats funny.

you and me.....in bed

Makes three in bed.

Do what thou wilt shalt be the whole of the law, in bed. (Aleister Crowley)

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"All men... must die" in bed.
Ceasar (Radiata Stories)

Veni, vidi, vici...in bed!

"I came, I saw, I conquered...in bed"

(Julius Ceaser, 47BC)

"There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist in bed."

(Mark Twain)

This isn't as good as in my pants, in bed, I mean pants, or bed.... Fuck.

Yeah typical.
SBGX always sucked in bed.

A bird in the hand is defiantaly not better than two in bed.

Nightwolf's hand is not better than Nightwolf in bed.

I did not inhale, in bed. (Clinton)

I own your ass in bed...  Does that sound wrong?     I AM the bean, old bean... 

"die you blood sucker!...,in bed" barney Half life

Vini, Vedi, Vici...In bed...

What is man? A miserable piles of secrets in bed.

I was born to love you in bed.

 

I have nothing to proclaim, other than my absolute genius in bed (Oscar Wilde)

Come on baby, don't fear the reaper in bed.

Blue Oyster Cult

I sleep in bed.

Threesome in bed

Bow down before my Cuteness...in Bed.

Sweet dreams....in bed.

I am not in bed.

THIS IS SPARTA in bed.

When was the last time i posted in bed.

I Own you all...In Bed 

Did you get that thing I sent you in bed?

- Harvy Birdman: Attorney at Law

I am fgt with you, in bed.

 ~Irockman1

SPARTANS! TONIGHT WE DINE...in bed

Martha, get me my shotgun, i got to kill me a varmint.. in bed

I Own you all...In Bed 

I own your quote!...in bed.

I'm crapping my pants in bed