King of the Hill

The point, obviously, is to become king of the hill. I got this idea from one of the latest updates to TF2. You can try and take the point from the current king (last poster), doesn't matter how gruesome or creative. Don't do anything that would like, destroy the hill or something, kthxbai.


Nick is now in control of the point.

*pushes Nick off the hill*

That was easy.

Hey, I love that show.

I'm gonna kick your ass.

*dumps propane on king*

*sets on fire*

I tell ya hwat.

I'm gonna kick your ass.

*dumps propane on king*

*sets on fire*

I tell ya hwat.

Yes, that is the best part! The talking is funny.

SHANDY, PLAY THE FUCKING GAME OR GET OUT PLEASE damn dude

*Puts on slip resistant shoes and lubes up the hill*

*watches the king slide down the hill*

*becomes new king*

* mastermoo420 poops on the grafikal who then proceeds to eat it but can't due to his condition so he goes down the hill crying.

*walks back up the hill shit covered ...*

*snaps grafikal's neck and throws his dead body down the hill*
*goes to Burger King, gets one of those paper crowns, and walks back up the hill.*

*shoves Lazer Kirby into a can and rolls him down the hill*
*is now king*

*destroys the hill, killing everyone trying to win it*
*finds new hill*
*king*
*zylos*

EvilM00s puts Nightwolf into a meat grinder and slowly    turns    the    crank.

EvilM00s eats Nightwolf burgers as king of the hill.

*pops out of a hole in the ground and pees on the grass, causing the king to slip and slide all the way down*

Spoiler for:

RMRK IS GOING DOWNHILL! 

* mastermoo420 puts Zylos on the slip-and-slide that Irock made.

* mastermoo420 puts Zylos on the slip-and-slide that Irock made.

This gives me a good idea...

* Lazer Kirby puts Moo on the slip-and-slide that Irock made.

After putting pis-dri on the slip and slide, a bightly colored pinata carries EvilM00s up the hill...
and kicks Lazer Kirby's stripey butt off the hill.

*kingage*

*breaks pinata and basks in the overflow of candy*
*EvilM00s chases some candy to the bottom of the hill*
*i stay at the top*

*pours water on the sexy robot and sits on its remains*

*wandering mechanic fixes sexy robot*
*wandering mechanic gets hungry*
*sexy robot cooks roast artic fox for the hungry wandering mechanic*
*wandering mechanic wanders off*

Fox? I thought Zylos was a wolf...

Anyway, *somehow destroys sexy robot beyond repair*

*Sexy Robot AI destroyed activates an infinite amount of other Sexy Robots*
*Ignores Kirby*
*One by one Sexy Robots take turns being King of the Hill*

The Sexy Robot army runs out of battery power!

EvilM00s runs up the hill and yells,

"Zylos is a fox?!?!?"

*goes on a murderous rampage and kills everyone on the hill* Fox dammit. 

*was wearing heavy armor, so did not get kill by the murderous rampage. As a result, Lazer Kirby kicks Zylos in the stomach and watches as he tumbles down the hill*

A huge electro-magnet crane mistakes LK for a recycleable material and takes him to the metal masher.

EvilM00s waves goodbye from the top of the hill!