IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

[21:52]   Arrow: What the screw is an Innoruk?
[21:52]   Innorruk: Everquest, the dragon of the Darkelves, or something of that simulei
[21:53]   Arrow: hmmm kay
[21:53]   Innorruk: and Caeonnan is a name for a human male, in the same Venue
[21:53]   Innorruk: note; im not trying to advertise
[21:53]   Innorruk: nor wanting to
[21:53]   Arrow: See, the underlying question here, was who are you.
[21:54]   Innorruk is lost in the obviousness of it all
[21:55]   Innorruk: just to note, what you mey take for easy and simple communication, aint the same logic for all "units"/"Persons"
[21:55]   Innorruk: aint= are is not
[21:55]   Arrow: But can you stop dodging the question ?___?
[21:55]   Innorruk: brain?
[21:56]   Innorruk: really not sure how to answer properly
[21:56]   Arrow: You are...brain?
[21:56]   Innorruk: beebp beebp
[21:56]   Innorruk: maybe...     dunno
[21:56]   Innorruk: aye
[21:56]   Arrow: I'm just going to pretend I don't see you...so as to avoid giving myself a migraine...no offense.
[21:57]   Innorruk: well you did try to ask

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[21:59]   HaloOfTheSun: wtf is an Innorruk?
[21:59]   Arrow throws hands up into the air
[22:00]   Innorruk: if you have been logged on long enough, you could scroll upwards, someone already asked about that.
[22:00]   HaloOfTheSun: or I could just ask you directly
[22:00]   HaloOfTheSun: like I just did
[22:00]   Arrow: It's like a crazy spotted lizard creature wandered into my living room, and try as it might, it is unable to explain its very existence.
[22:00]   HaloOfTheSun: I scrolled up a little bit
[22:00]   HaloOfTheSun: but everyone seems confused
[22:00]   Arrow: And so I sit on my couch, staring down at it as it wanders about the carpet
[22:00]   Innorruk: Halo: Everquest, Dragon of Hatred
[22:00]   HaloOfTheSun: so basically you're saying I should not bother
[22:01]   HaloOfTheSun: wondering
[22:01]   Arrow: There's another couch cushion you can have here.
[22:01]   HaloOfTheSun: I think I'll take a seat then
[22:01]   Arrow: Eventually, I believe, with enough patience, life's mysteries begin to reveal themselves to the attentive eye.

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I dunno if this belongs here, but I found it funny...

I was having a conversation with this girl...

*#*#*#*#*#*#drink to get drunk#*#*#*#*#*# says:
wot u
?  ???ß?? - Jimmy the Nakedsome Bear says:
i human
?  ???ß?? - Jimmy the Nakedsome Bear says:
wat u?
*#*#*#*#*#*#drink to get drunk#*#*#*#*#*# says:
doing
*#*#*#*#*#*#drink to get drunk#*#*#*#*#*# says:
now
*#*#*#*#*#*#drink to get drunk#*#*#*#*#*# says:
um im feline
?  ???ß?? - Jimmy the Nakedsome Bear says:
feline? so your like a furry?

<Arwym[out]> Can't believe I am wearing mom's dress
<Anski> D:
<Arwym[out]> SOrt of
<Arwym[out]> LOL I was curious
<Arwym[out]> It's a pretty dress...
<Anski> Atleast you aren't a guy wearing your mothers clothes
<Anski> that would be weird
<Skanker> ...
<Skanker> really?

(6:41:57 PM) Arwym: How do you guys pronounce Arwym?
(6:42:07 PM) Tsuno: Kinda like wyrven

(19:55:34) Wingard: arrow i'm scared
(19:55:34) Irockman1: It's a mexican D:

[ 19:25:40 ] [ +Wingard ] sup malsnu
[ 19:25:47 ] [ &Malson ] hi wingod
[ 19:26:01 ] [ Anski|Gaem ] win god
[ 19:26:02 ] [ +Wingard ] i am god
[ 19:26:05 ] [ Anski|Gaem ] :x

I AM GOD

[20:06]   Skanker: tell me wot u want
[20:07]   Malson: wot u rly rly want
[20:08]   Skanker: so tell me wot u want
[20:10]   Malson: wot u rly rly want
[20:10]   Skanker: i wanna uh i wanna uh i wanna uh i wanna uh i wanna
[20:11]   Malson: rly rly rly wanna zigazig ahh

[18:49:03]   <Malson>   irock liked my thong
[18:49:05]   <Malson>   what a fgt
[18:49:18]   <Roph>   oh my god it's gorgeous

(22:53:52) Dr_Sword: Sascha
(22:54:01) Dr_Sword: I'm confused
(22:54:01) HaloOfTheSun: (22:53:25) Dr_Sword: I
(22:54:01) HaloOfTheSun: (22:53:28) Dr_Sword: wait
(22:54:01) HaloOfTheSun: (22:53:39) Arrow: for an opportunity to touch children
(22:54:09) Arrow: DING DING DING DING DING
(22:54:13) HaloOfTheSun:
(22:54:15) Dr_Sword: THERE WE FUCKING GO
(22:54:15) Arrow:
(22:54:16) Sascha: what Dr_Sword ?
(22:54:18) HaloOfTheSun: I'M SO SMART
(22:54:23) Sascha: what are you confused about?
(22:54:28) Arrow: HIs parents.
(22:54:30) Dr_Sword: Disregard me I suck cocks
(22:54:33) Arrow: They throw things at him.
(22:54:36) Arrow: Watermelons generally.
(22:54:37) HaloOfTheSun: cocks
(22:54:39) HaloOfTheSun: too
(22:54:39) Arrow: He's part black.
(22:54:41) Arrow: It scares them.
(22:54:46) HaloOfTheSun: =o
(22:54:48) HaloOfTheSun: it scares me too
(22:54:51) Dr_Sword: Arrow I have a mulatto cousin
(22:55:00) Arrow: Throw watermelons at him.
(22:55:08) Arrow: Maybe you'll ahve a buddy to be confused with.
(22:55:12) HaloOfTheSun: mulatto
(22:55:17) HaloOfTheSun: isn't that a type of coffee
(22:55:22) Arrow: LOL
(22:55:29) Arrow: ironically, that's what color dey is
(22:55:30) Dr_Sword: YES ITS BLACK WITH CREAM
(22:55:35) HaloOfTheSun: lol
(22:55:40) HaloOfTheSun: no that's milano
(22:55:43) HaloOfTheSun: the cookies
(22:55:45) Arrow: no, that's a cookie
(22:55:46) HaloOfTheSun: wait
(22:55:48) Arrow: oh yeah k
(22:55:48) HaloOfTheSun: yes
(22:55:50) Malson: I DASJFDASJFKLASJF
(22:55:50) HaloOfTheSun: what


(22:56:38) Irockman1: THERE IS A BUTTER KNIFE IN MY GUITAR AND I CAN'T GET IT OUT

(01:06:26) Nightwolf|Burned: burning dogs is not funny
(01:06:30) Nightwolf|Burned: its a serious talent and hobby
(01:06:36) HaloOfTheSun: so why do you burn them
(01:06:43) Nightwolf|Burned: cuz im talented and hobbied
(01:06:48) HaloOfTheSun: oh

[21:24]   Arrow dives into the next room and somersaults five times to the other side!
[21:25]   Arrow the proceeds to stand up very quickly and pull a watermelon out of thing air
[21:25]   Arrow eats the watermelon greedily, his shifty eyes scanning the room for possible thieves, for there are many
[21:25]   Arrow rolls the seeds around in his mouth, then fires them into the nearby walls!
[21:26]   Arrow watches closely as three men in swimsuits and clown hats fall from the wreckage. SPIES!
[21:26]   Arrow runs full speed out of the room and into the street, stripping himself of his clothing as he goes
[21:26]   Arrow knows that if they can't see his shorts, they can't see him at all.
[21:27]   Arrow stops at a nearby gas station and asks for the time, only to find that it is in fact, Dinner Time!
[21:27]   Arrow begins to panic and falls upward into a clock tower some five miles away, laughing manically
[21:28]   Arrow drops hammers on the general populace as he and his willy fly across the country side at the speed of light!
[21:28]   Arrow stops. DRAT! A locked door!
[21:29]   Arrow begins to pump his hands up and down upon his phallus feverishly until he is left with a massive, throbbing erection that would make even the greatest porn star blush!
[21:29]   Arrow thrusts himself into the door, spinning counter-clockwise until he is standing on his hands!
[21:29]   Arrow came.
[21:30]   Arrow sighs in relief as the door opens. The trick worked, he was IN!
[21:30]   Arrow dashes inside, walking on his hands,
[21:30]   Arrow feels a crunch, and then something bites him
[21:30]   Arrow gasps. DUNG BEETLES! BY THE BUSHEL!
[21:31]   Arrow flips onto his side, and rolls across the room hot dog style!
[21:32]   Arrow bounces into a cupboard using his immensely rubbery and lady-friendly balls and steals the sugar
[21:32]   Arrow jumps out of a nearby window. THE MISSION IS NEARLY COMPLETE! BUT A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
[21:32]   Arrow starts up some dramatic music and pulls a sword out of his ass.
[21:32]   Arrow is prepared to battle!
[21:33]   Arrow jumps into the challenger's face and begins to chant!
[21:33]   Arrow 's chant enrages and confuses the challenger!
[21:33]   Arrow . The challenger explodes, murdering it's passengers!
[21:34]   Arrow lands safely, but breaks his nose upon standing up and colliding with a mime!
[21:34]   Arrow notes that the mime is in fact a very sexy mime, and proceeds to hand her a sliver of cheese.
[21:34]   Arrow tells her that they'll keep in touch, and writes a complicated poem on the cheese.
[21:34]   Arrow assures her that this is the only way.
[21:35]   Arrow flies off into the sunset, eliminating himself in a brilliant explosion of fire, lights, and flatulence.
[21:35]   Arrow: THE END.

[01:09]   Nightwolf: you're going to bed?
[01:09]   Nightwolf: with who?
[01:11]   Arrow: your momma
[01:11]   Arrow:
[01:13]   Nightwolf has disconnected: Ping timeout
[01:13]   Skanker: arrow you big meanie

[21:31]   Arrow flips onto his side, and rolls across the room hot dog style!

What does that mean.

I think that's pretty obvious.

[21:31]   Arrow flips onto his side, and rolls across the room hot dog style!

What does that mean.

<-- Hot Dog -->

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hambuger
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(9:37:03 PM) Irockman1: I think I may look like danielle from Lost when I'm older
(9:37:03 PM) Irockman1: ._.
(9:41:05 PM) HaloOfTheSun: I think by the time you get to that age
(9:41:10 PM) HaloOfTheSun: your mouth will have encompassed your head
(9:41:45 PM) HaloOfTheSun: you'll slowly implode
(9:41:48 PM) HaloOfTheSun: much like a dying star
(9:47:08 PM) Arrow: hahaha
(9:47:11 PM) Arrow: his gap will be
(9:47:14 PM) Arrow: nations wide
(9:47:24 PM) Arrow: It'll be like
(9:47:29 PM) Arrow: the great trench
(9:47:59 PM) Arrow: Marianus or something
(9:48:02 PM) Arrow: the name eludes me
(9:48:13 PM) Dr_Sword: God damnit
(9:48:22 PM) Dr_Sword: Irock move up north so your gap doesnt swallow me whole
(9:48:32 PM) Arrow: *Mariana
(9:48:44 PM) Irockman1: ._.
(9:48:47 PM) Irockman1 left the room.

(6:46:07 PM) Arrow: I need to warm up before I start "sucking cock"

<Irockman1> GOD I NEED COCK IN MY ASS

<Irockman1> I mean
<Irockman1> Once in a while I'm like
<Irockman1> Oh look, my penis is hard
<Irockman1> But it's not like
<Irockman1> A constant
<Irockman1> "GOD I FUCKING NEED COCK IN MY ASS"
<Anski> <Irockman1> GOD I FUCKING NEED COCK IN MY ASS
<Irockman1> There were quotes there

<Irockman1> There were quotes there
<Anski> No there wasn't
<Irockman1> There were quotes there yes tehr were
<Anski> Yeah there was
<Irockman1> no there wasn;t
<Irockman1> err what

(8:53:31 PM) HaloOfTheSun: my dog's name is Lucy McLongpee
(8:53:34 PM) Dr_Sword: I can get her pregnant

(11:23:41 PM) Skanker: stencyl sucks
(11:23:48 PM) Jalkson: I can make Irock fertile with stencyl. :x
(11:23:48 PM) Irockman1: You can make any 2D game with stencyl
(11:23:54 PM) Irockman1: With no programming knowledge
(11:24:01 PM) Jalkson: You're just lazy. D:
(11:24:09 PM) Jalkson: Learn some coding to make a game.
(11:24:11 PM) Skanker: haha
(11:24:16 PM) Irockman1: All through snippets
(11:24:20 PM) Jalkson: You're a snippet
(11:24:23 PM) Irockman1: http://forums.stencyl.com/showthread.php?tid=2557
(11:24:26 PM) Irockman1: Read up nigger
(11:24:33 PM) Jalkson: No you read up nigger.
(11:24:40 PM) Skanker: i have a snippet in ur pants
(11:24:41 PM) Irockman1: I read up when it was posted
(11:25:00 PM) Jalkson: Irock, you're the coolest guy I know. :|
(11:25:04 PM) Irockman1: <Skanker> stencyl sucks
(11:25:06 PM) Irockman1: Okay fine
(11:25:14 PM) Irockman1: You are not allowed to use it
(11:25:17 PM) Irockman1: When it is released
(11:25:18 PM) Irockman1: :<
(11:25:24 PM) Jalkson: I don't want to. :[
(11:25:26 PM) Skanker: i dont think i would
(11:25:30 PM) Jalkson: I'll make my own stencyl, and skanker will help me
(11:25:37 PM) Skanker: :3
(11:25:59 PM) Irockman1: http://www.fullfileaccess.com/warez-download-full-version-rapidshare-file-crack-serial-keygen-Stencyl.html
(11:26:03 PM) Irockman1: I dare you to download it
(11:26:23 PM) Jalkson: I dare you to be normal. :'|
(11:26:33 PM) HaloOfTheSun: stencyl's gonna suck so much
(11:26:33 PM) Skanker: Downloads 1266
(11:26:33 PM) Irockman1: I dare myself not to
(11:26:45 PM) Irockman1: You're just being a troll :<
(11:26:50 PM) HaloOfTheSun: no listen
(11:26:55 PM) Irockman1: You're really anxious to try it
(11:27:00 PM) Jalkson: You're a troll.
(11:27:05 PM) Jalkson: :[
(11:27:06 PM) Irockman1: I am 5'3
(11:27:12 PM) HaloOfTheSun: it'll be like rpg maker with the 100's of bad games only x10 because it's not limited to just rpgs
(11:27:18 PM) Skanker: LOL I AM TALLER THAN YOU OH MY GOD
(11:27:20 PM) Jalkson: You're a midget, infertile, troll. D:
(11:27:23 PM) HaloOfTheSun: (11:27:06 PM) Irockman1: I am 5'3
(11:27:23 PM) HaloOfTheSun: THAT'S IT?
(11:27:30 PM) Irockman1: FUCK
(11:27:31 PM) HaloOfTheSun: YOU'RE A MIDGIT LOL
(11:27:35 PM) Irockman1: YOU'RE A TROLL DROODLE
(11:27:40 PM) Irockman1: YOU'RE ALL TOLL DROLLS
(11:27:43 PM) Jalkson: LOL IROCK IS SHORT
(11:27:46 PM) Jalkson: LOOOL HAHA
(11:27:46 PM) Irockman1: WHAT
(11:27:49 PM) Irockman1: FUCK
(11:27:50 PM) HaloOfTheSun: LOL IROCK CAN'T TALK RIGHT
(11:27:51 PM) Skanker: LOL
(11:27:54 PM) Irockman1: NANANANANAANAN
(11:27:55 PM) Jalkson: Midget babyless bastard. ;[
(11:27:56 PM) Irockman1: NANANNAN
(11:28:01 PM) Irockman1: LAALALLALALAL
(11:28:04 PM) Irockman1: I CAN NOT HEAR YOU
(11:28:05 PM) Skanker: hahaha you little frog :>
(11:28:08 PM) Irockman1: ?'eave
(11:28:10 PM) Jalkson: IROCK GO HAVE KIDS. >:O
(11:28:14 PM) HaloOfTheSun: of course you can't hear us
(11:28:15 PM) Irockman1: ?leavee
(11:28:15 PM) HaloOfTheSun: this is IRC
(11:28:20 PM) Irockman1: ,veace
(11:28:22 PM) Irockman1 left the room.
(11:28:24 PM) Jalkson: You can see our words.
(11:28:26 PM) HaloOfTheSun: lol what

(12:48:54 AM) Irockman1: I have a thing for rubbing tampons and pads on my penis
(12:49:18 AM) chewey: cool
(12:49:45 AM) HaloOfTheSun: so you take your mom's tampons/pads and rub them on your penis and then put them back because it turns you on that something that touched your dick is going inside her?
(12:53:29 AM) Irockman1: Yeah
(12:53:36 AM) Irockman1: .......
(12:53:45 AM) Irockman1: !kb HaloOfTheSun
(12:53:49 AM) Irockman1: No dumbass
(12:54:21 AM) Irockman1: Like some pads I found under my sink
(12:54:41 AM) HaloOfTheSun: lol
(12:54:48 AM) Irockman1: They used to belong to my mother's boyfriend's daughter
(12:55:06 AM) Irockman1: They're so soft
(12:55:23 AM) Irockman1: ;v
(12:57:23 AM) chewey: so you take your mom's tampons/pads and rub them on your penis and then put them back because it turns you on that something that touched your dick is going inside her?

<Irockman1> I have a thing for rubbing tampons and pads on my penis
<chewey> cool
<Irockman1> Yeah
<HaloOfTheSun> so you take your mom's tampons/pads and rub them on your penis and then put them back because it turns you on that something that touched your dick is going inside her?
<Irockman1> .......
<Irockman1> !kb HaloOfTheSun

YOUR INTERNET LAGS. THE YEAH WAS BEFORE YOU SAID THAT. ADSJFK;L

THAT'S NOT WHAT MY LOGS SAY. I THINK YOUR INTERNET LAGS.

ALSO LOL AT HOW YOU AREN'T DENYING IT