IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

Some people would call that a joke. 

Ahh... Sorry. Can't tell. Internet doesn't show emotions. Except smileys.

<KingOfCows> Do you have a cube?
<HaloOfTheSun> there's no point, when you buy them, they're already complete

LOOOOL

[20:45]   PottBott: Conditions for Hell, Michigan (9:42 PM EDT on May 02, 2007)
[20:45]   PottBott: Temperature: 57.3°F / 14.1 °C Current conditions: Overcast
[20:45]   PottBott: Humidity: 59% Wind: NE at 0.0 mph / 0.0 km/h

(20:50:45) GilgameshRO: i one hear that if you cut off your penis it grows back 6 inches smaller
(20:50:57) GilgameshRO: that means roph's penis is never coming back

<Djangonator> I HAVE A LUMP IN  BREAST
<Djangonator> wait nvm
<Djangonator> nipple

Spoiler for Long post is Looong:

(16:23:14) Nightwolf: I KNEW ZYPHER WAS DODOBUTT
(16:23:23) Djangonator: LOOOOL
(16:23:26) Nightwolf: oh God
(16:23:29) Zypher: haha
(16:23:37) Nightwolf: Mr. I won;t post exept in the RPG Section came here
(16:23:39) Nightwolf: How lovely
(16:23:46) Nightwolf: BTW ZYPHER
(16:23:46) Djangonator: LMAO
(16:23:51) Nightwolf: Why you not on H-O-S
(16:24:07) Djangonator has changed the topic to: shndshndshdn
(16:24:14) Zypher: ohrite
(16:24:20) Nightwolf: ohsex
(16:24:34) Nightwolf: from now on, Zypher is
(16:24:36) Nightwolf: Mr.Malson
(16:24:41) Djangonator: lool
(16:24:43) Nightwolf: And at non-office hours
(16:24:44) Nightwolf: Chris
(16:24:48) Djangonator is now known as Mr_MALSON
(16:24:55) Nightwolf: OH GOD
(16:24:57) Nightwolf: 2 ZYPHERS
(16:25:00) Nightwolf: WHICH ONE IS REAL
(16:25:04) Nightwolf: (16:24:48) Djangonator is now known as Mr_MALSON
(16:25:08) Nightwolf: OIC WUT U DID DER DJ
(16:25:16) Mr_MALSON: DATS NOT DJ
(16:25:17) _5hfifty: shuhotup
(16:25:19) Nightwolf: lol
(16:25:22) Mr_MALSON: I was just pretending to be Djang
(16:25:25) Nightwolf: You can't act walk n talk like Zypher
(16:25:26) Nightwolf: OH NO
(16:25:27) Zypher is now known as Miss_Smoose
(16:25:31) Nightwolf: lol Smoose.
(16:25:34) Miss_Smoose: LOL oops
(16:25:39) Nightwolf: MY FRIENDS
(16:25:40) Miss_Smoose: oh well this is good enough
(16:25:41) Mr_MALSON: IT HAPPENS TO BE SMOUSE
(16:25:43) Nightwolf: ARE OPPOSITE GENDERED
(16:25:44) _5hfifty: walk like a man, talk like a faggot
(16:25:49) Nightwolf: ZYPHER IS DJANG, DJANG IS ZYPHER
(16:25:56) Nightwolf: What Dilemna has God put me into
(16:25:57) Miss_Smoose: hi 5h
(16:26:01) Nightwolf: watever the spelling s
(16:26:03) _5hfifty: HUJHU@U%
(16:26:08) Nightwolf: SEX PLZ.
(16:26:10) ***Miss_Smoose masturbates in her office
(16:26:12) Nightwolf: lol
(16:26:13) Nightwolf: Win
(16:26:13) Miss_Smoose: ohhhhhyessssssssss
(16:26:16) Nightwolf: LOL.
(16:26:21) ***Mr_MALSON masturbates in gay clubs
(16:26:21) Nightwolf: Mr. Malson
(16:26:25) Nightwolf: LOL PWND
(16:26:31) ***Miss_Smoose grabs a lightsabre
(16:26:31) Mr_MALSON: OH YETTTHHH
(16:26:34) Nightwolf: So
(16:26:34) Nightwolf: Djang
(16:26:40) Nightwolf: YOu are saying that you being malson is gay
(16:26:50) Nightwolf: and zypher is saying that he being djang is a office mastubrator
(16:26:51) Nightwolf: nice.
(16:26:58) ***Miss_Smoose mastubrates on nightwolf
(16:27:02) Nightwolf: NICEEEEE
(16:27:15) You are now known as Roph|Spencer|Dolphin|Rowland
(16:27:17) Roph|Spencer|Dolphin|Rowland: Hi
(16:27:19) Roph|Spencer|Dolphin|Rowland: Im the admin
(16:27:20) Miss_Smoose: hahaha
(16:27:23) Roph|Spencer|Dolphin|Rowland: now do as i say and fuck me
(16:27:34) Roph|Spencer|Dolphin|Rowland: opps
(16:27:35) Mr_MALSON: LOL
(16:27:36) Roph|Spencer|Dolphin|Rowland: wrong name
(16:27:46) You are now known as Paul|Spencer|Dolphin|Rowland
(16:27:48) Paul|Spencer|Dolphin|Rowland: XD
(16:27:55) Paul|Spencer|Dolphin|Rowland: They call me Rowland
(16:28:02) Paul|Spencer|Dolphin|Rowland: Paul Spencer Dolphin Rowland
(16:28:05) Paul|Spencer|Dolphin|Rowland: 0100
(16:28:06) Miss_Smoose: THEY SEE ME ROWLAND
(16:28:12) Mr_MALSON: THEY HATIN
(16:28:19) Miss_Smoose: PATROWLAND
(16:28:31) Miss_Smoose: AND TRYIN TO CATCH ME ROPHIN DIRTY
(16:28:37) Mr_MALSON: TRYING TO CATCH ME MAKING ENGLISH TEA
(16:28:40) Mr_MALSON: stfu
(16:28:44) Miss_Smoose: no u
(16:28:45) You are now known as Mr_Richerson
(16:28:49) Mr_Richerson: They call me Richerson
(16:28:52) Mr_Richerson: Bobby Richerson
(16:29:02) Miss_Smoose is now known as Mr_X
(16:29:07) Mr_X: faggots
(16:29:08) Mr_MALSON: god I love this shirt
(16:29:14) Mr_MALSON: Les Is More
(16:29:24) Mr_Richerson: lol
(16:29:28) Mr_MALSON: with a guitar on it~
(16:29:37) Mr_MALSON: little dune bugg-eh
(16:29:39) Mr_MALSON: in the saand
(16:29:43) Mr_MALSON: little blue dune buggeh
(16:29:47) Mr_MALSON: in my haaa-aaand
(16:29:55) Mr_MALSON: i gotta rubber band motor
(16:29:58) Mr_MALSON: hummin on the beach
(16:30:01) Mr_MALSON: ready for fuu-uun
(16:30:20) Mr_MALSON: looolz
(16:30:45) Mr_X: okay
(16:30:56) Mr_X is now known as Mr_Schooltime
(16:31:05) Mr_MALSON: HAHAH FGT
(16:31:12) Mr_MALSON: I have like thirty minutes
(16:31:32) Mr_Schooltime: cool
(16:31:35) Mr_Schooltime: bye guys
(16:31:47) Deliciously_Saucy is now known as Mr_STFUyouNameChangingAssHoles
(16:31:54) Ego: Who the heck names their nick Dolphin.
(16:31:56) Ego: Seriously
(16:32:03) Ego: Names their kid*
(16:32:13) Mr_STFUyouNameChangingAssHoles is now known as Deliciously_Saucy
(16:32:41) Deliciously_Saucy: LoL isnt that his lastname>??
(16:32:53) Mr_MALSON: yeah but still
(16:33:05) Mr_MALSON: Paul James Spencer Orca-Dolphin
(16:33:36) Mr_MALSON: I'LL WINK AT YOU AS IIIIIIIIIIIII
(16:33:41) Mr_MALSON: SMASH MY GUITAARRRRRR
(16:34:22) Mr_MALSON is now known as Djangonator

(16:41:36) Nightwolf: going to play and all
(16:41:38) Nightwolf: bye~
(16:41:45) _5hfifty: play what
(16:41:52) _5hfifty: GAY FAGGOT WRESTING??
(16:41:57) Deliciously_Saucy: LOL
(16:41:58) Deliciously_Saucy: bb
(16:43:30) Nightwolf: lol i hate you fifty
(16:43:34) Nightwolf: PLaying aoe3 with ddx
(16:47:37) Deliciously_Saucy: anal open entertainment3 ?? o_o
(16:47:38) Deliciously_Saucy: eww
(16:48:16) _5hfifty: haha WHAT
(16:48:29) Djangonator: sounds tasty
(16:48:40) Nightwolf: Yup
(16:48:42) Nightwolf: Age of Empires
(16:48:44) Nightwolf: It's called
(16:48:51) Nightwolf: but its actualyl Anal open something
(16:49:25) _5hfifty: age of erectiledysfunction
(16:49:31) Nightwolf: Age Of Erections
(16:49:47) Nightwolf: Age Of Erections :- Rise of Penis
(16:49:53) Nightwolf: Age Of Erections :- The Whores
(16:50:00) Nightwolf: Age Of Erections :- Modern Penises
(16:50:05) Nightwolf: Age of Erections :- Mythology
(16:50:13) Nightwolf: Feauturing walking vaginas with burning arrows!

<Zypher> so moo
<Zypher> (god, this is so hard to say)
<Zypher> will you...
<Zypher> WILL YOU MARRY ME?!
<KingOfCows> Um...
<KingOfCows> Gawsh...
<KingOfCows> This is so sudden!
<Zypher> I want nobody but you
<Zypher> you complete me
<KingOfCows> But...
<Zypher> i'll give you a blowjob if you say yes
<KingOfCows> So tempting, but I have someone else. I'm sorry...
<Zypher> okay how about two blowjobs 
<Zypher> and a cake
<KingOfCows> Still no.
<KingOfCows> I'm sorry.
<Zypher> damn
* Zypher eats the cake
<Zypher> YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL
<KingOfCows> But there's more to life than men!
* KingOfCows makes a dramatic pose
<Zypher> TELL ME MOAR
<HaloOfTheSun> ZYPHER, I, THE SEMEN GUZZLER, CAN'T HIDE MY LOVE FROM YOU ONE SECOND LONGER ;____; OH MY GOD
<Zypher> SIREN
<KingOfCows> Sorry, Zypher, you can't comprehend it

XD Sorry for betraying you, Zypher, and displaying this on public Lol, interruption.

Spoiler for Must be 18 or older to open. If you aren't, eh:

<KingOfCows> So, Zypher, how are you taking things?
<Zypher> in the butt
<KingOfCows> o0
<KingOfCows> I mean, about our conversation up there.
<Zypher> oh not too badly
<Zypher> just busy tying a noose right now, that's all
<KingOfCows>
<KingOfCows> Why?
<Zypher> heartbroken
<KingOfCows> T_T
<KingOfCows> I'm sorry...
<KingOfCows> But
<KingOfCows> Halo loves you more.
<Zypher> no he doesn't
<Zypher> he just wants me for the sex
<KingOfCows> Oh.
<KingOfCows> Well, what about Nouman?
<KingOfCows> He loves everyone.
<KingOfCows> ESPECIALLY you
<Zypher> no
<KingOfCows> Oh
<Zypher> only one person is perfect for me
<Silverline> LOL IS IT DJANG
<Zypher> no
<Zypher> moo
<Silverline> bovine interest

(15:45:22) Dwarra: nightwolf is not cool

=D

(15:45:22) Dwarra: nightwolf is not cool

=D

OH MI GOSH! DWARRA CAME ON THE CHAT! And now as most of the ppl like me, who opposed him?

Btw, if he comes next time and i amn't there, tell him he sucks more than his dog did last night with his neighbour who so happens to be..
someone he doesnt know

also tell him <3

(23:39:27) Nightwolf: Zypher
(23:39:31) Nightwolf: How big is this thong?
(23:39:37) Nightwolf: 84 mb..

(00:03:38) Lord_Dante: did you take it out and stick it in his eye?

<Zypher> busy playing with this sack of mine

Edit: you know wut? forget it XD

<Zypher>   ITS NOT JUICE ITS PROTEIN DRINK
<Dr_Stickam>   To quench my taste for whores

<KingOfCows> Do you have a cube?
<HaloOfTheSun> there's no point, when you buy them, they're already complete

I had to assemble the one I bought T_T

Really? When I see them at stores they're already finished. 

It was, but there was a loose screw 

<Irockman1> Moo
<mastermoo420> ?
<Irockman1> I notice a change in personality
<Irockman1> And your body
<Irockman1> Eh umm
<Irockman1> When a man loves a woman
<mastermoo420> LOL

He went on about other important stuff later on, though.

(21:47:54) Zypher: I swear
(21:47:57) Zypher: I could type with my nose
(21:48:06) Zypher: and not pull off screwups as funny as yours
(21:48:17) DjangsBond: sht up

(18:11:37) Arrow: If I'm aroused, you've all ready ejaculated.

[19:31]   Zypher: shoveling shit was so much fun

That was the first thing that popped up when he came back