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(05:10:06 PM) <@Silverline> KEFKA IS POSTING ON RMRK ITS GIVING ME A BONER

<Irockman1> Who wants to hear my story so far?
<Shroom> me
<ataraxy2> I'd have a huge sense of not accomplishing anything
<ataraxy2>
<ataraxy2> Hmm
<ataraxy2> Show us!
<ataraxy2> SHOW US!
<Irockman1> One sec.
* Shroom slaps ataraxy GET SOME SENSE MAN
<Irockman1> The world is in perfect harmony. Everyone is enjoying life, children are playing, people are working. It was a perfect world to live in. There was never any war, and everyone lived peacefully. The leader of them all possessed a strong power. This power was so strong that he had the ability to shit stars and rearrange galaxies.
<Irockman1> Woo!
<Shroom> rofl
<Shroom> XDDDD
<Irockman1> ?
<Shroom> thats got me laughing
<Irockman1> Whats wrong with it?
<Shroom> Shit stars
<Shroom> rofl
<Shroom> XD
<ataraxy2> LMFAO
<Irockman1> lmao!!!!
<ataraxy2> "shit stars"
<Irockman1> shift*

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<PottBott> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Arrow> Told you guys I would win.
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<Arrow> Oh snap something's goin down.
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<ataraxy2> Dx
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<Djangonator>
<Djangonator> fgt
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<Arrow> fggts
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<ataraxy2> WHERE THE FUCK IS MY X?
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<Arrow> What weren't we supposed to hear?
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<PottBott> virginity, lol
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<ataraxy2> WHERE ThE FUCK IS MY X?!
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* ataraxy2 bawls
* Irockman1 has died at7:14pm Central

FGT

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LOL wtf why was the ban like not set to auto-remove ;-;

* Silverlion turns that thing on pottbott off

(22:27:52) Nightwolf|Bath: LOL
(22:27:53) Nightwolf|Bath: DOWN YOUR THROAT IT GOES

<ataraxy2> I was fappin' to some NSYNC pics last night when I... wait, did I say NSYNC?

OH GOD! FINALLY A QUOTE OUT OF CONTEXT BUT IT'S BY ME! D:

OH GOD! FINALLY A QUOTE OUT OF CONTEXT BUT IT'S BY ME! D:

You need to say funny things more often then. lol

(21:37:43) Nightwolf: God i feel so hot when i talk to gilga.

(09:08:41) Nightwolf: I know one of you watches telletubbies
(09:08:47) Nightwolf: Now who is that?
(09:08:59) |: I need to get in touch with Holk
(09:09:01) Nightwolf: Tell it now, or i gotta do it the touch way.
(09:09:10) |: he wrote this one lion king sounding thing that was awesome
(09:09:35) HaloOfTheSun: yeah, Holk writes some pretty great stuff
(09:09:46) |: which is funny
(09:09:47) HaloOfTheSun: I wish I still had some of it
(09:09:52) Nightwolf: Okay..
(09:09:52) |: because the majority of what he listens to is punk
(09:09:55) Nightwolf: now i gotta tell it.
(09:10:01) Nightwolf: ARROWONE WATCHES TELLETUBIES
(09:10:11) |: teletubbies are awesome
(09:10:12) Nightwolf: Sorry poochy, but i had to say it.
(09:10:13) Nightwolf: lol
(09:10:15) Nightwolf: Zypher you too
(09:10:32) Nightwolf: *mystery music of a vampire, you know TAN TAN TAN TAN tontontonton*
(09:10:33) Nightwolf: OMG.
(09:10:38) HaloOfTheSun: Nightwolf puts bananas in his butt hole
(09:10:43) Nightwolf: TELETUBBIES FAN SURROINDING ME
(09:10:44) Nightwolf: OH NO
(09:10:53) Nightwolf: IM GETTING SEXUALLY ABUSED BY TELETUBBIES
(09:11:01) Nightwolf: GTFO ME YOU PURPLE PEICE OF SHIT.
(09:11:05) ***Nightwolf Teletubbie
(09:11:08) |: I need to set up a DC++ hub
(09:11:13) You are now known as Teletubbie
(09:11:14) |: so we can all share our music
(09:11:16) Teletubbie: Yaba yaba.
(09:11:30) Teletubbie: Yaba.
(09:11:52) Teletubbie: yaba yaba?
(09:11:55) Teletubbie: Yaba
(09:12:03) Teletubbie: yaba gay yaba yaba
(09:12:17) Teletubbie: yaba yaba.
(09:12:23) Teletubbie: yaba juice
(09:12:27) Teletubbie: teletubbie juice yaba yaba
(09:12:46) ***Teletubbie gets all energitic and spins around like an asshole
(09:12:50) Teletubbie: YABA!
(09:12:52) Teletubbie: yaba
(09:12:56) Teletubbie: yaba emo corner...

You need to say funny things more often then. lol

Nah. I'm new to IRC.

<Irockman1> Silver, would you go to an RMRK event in a building?
<Irockman1> It has BBQ!
<Irockman1> Lots and lots of BBQ!
<Irockman1> I hope Fu doesn't eat it all...
<Irockman1> But think of all the BBQ!
<Irockman1> Who knows how many pounds the BBQ would way!
<Irockman1> wiegh
<Irockman1> or weigh
<Irockman1> Either one works...
<Irockman1> I'm getting excited thinking of the mass amount of BBQ to come!
<Silverline> big black queers
<Irockman1> And big black queers!
<Irockman1> BBQ and big black queers!

(04:03:51) HaloOfTheSun: !google anal leakage
(04:03:52) PottBott: *** Google:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_leakage
(04:03:53) PottBott: *** Google:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra
(04:03:54) PottBott: *** Google:  http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/leaky.html?from=90&comments_per_page=90
(04:03:54) Kefka: xD
(04:03:58) Nightwolf|Studying: NEW ANAL SEX LOL.
(04:03:59) Kefka: POOPREPORT
(04:04:00) Kefka: XD
(04:04:00) Nightwolf|Studying: OMG
(04:04:05) HaloOfTheSun: LOLOLOL
(04:04:07) Nightwolf|Studying: lol..
(04:04:10) Nightwolf|Studying: pooperport!
(04:04:12) Nightwolf|Studying: these are sites
(04:04:13) HaloOfTheSun: POOPREPORT
(04:04:16) Nightwolf|Studying: i never heard of
(04:04:17) ***HaloOfTheSun clicks the link
(04:04:17) Nightwolf|Studying: and names
(04:04:21) Nightwolf|Studying: i never thought of
(04:04:24) Nightwolf|Studying: OMG WATS IN IT?
(04:05:06) HaloOfTheSun: lol poopreport
(04:05:09) Nightwolf|Studying: lol.
(04:05:10) HaloOfTheSun:   Dear Alex,  If you don't eat Wow! chips, don't drink, and don't have anal, exactly what the hell do you do for fun? That's the bigger question here... Sigh. Seriously, it is probably just mucus or something. I wouldn't worry about it. If you absolutely feel like you have to have a solution, either:
(04:05:11) Nightwolf|Studying: its funny.
(04:05:25) Nightwolf|Studying: LOL.
(04:05:25) HaloOfTheSun: Go see a doctor. Try Tampax.  The string can be discreetly stuffed up your butt to hide it.  No one has to know you are troubled by anal leakage.
(04:05:27) Nightwolf|Studying: Pooperport.
(04:05:32) HaloOfTheSun: LOLOLOLOL
(04:05:36) Kefka: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(04:05:37) Nightwolf|Studying: HAHAHAHA!
(04:05:38) Kefka: Hahahahahaha
(04:05:40) HaloOfTheSun: Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.
(04:05:45) HaloOfTheSun: XD
(04:05:49) HaloOfTheSun: POONURSE???
(04:05:50) Kefka: Poonurse
(04:05:51) Nightwolf|Studying:
(04:05:51) Kefka: FHdhdj
(04:05:53) Kefka: HAHAHA
(04:05:54) Kefka: HOT
(04:05:54) Nightwolf|Studying: LOL
(04:05:56) Kefka: HOT
(04:05:57) Nightwolf|Studying: POONURSE.
(04:05:59) HaloOfTheSun: this site is awesome
(04:06:07) Nightwolf|Studying: pooperport!
(04:06:10) Nightwolf|Studying: Its a nice name.
(04:06:19) HaloOfTheSun: http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/leaky.html?from=90&comments_per_page=90
(04:06:25) Nightwolf|Studying: !_!
(04:06:34) HaloOfTheSun: I'm 32 years old, and have I've had a leaky butt problem for about 12 months
(04:06:35) Kefka: http://www.poopreport.com/Images/askpoonurse.gif
(04:06:37) Kefka: lol re
(04:06:39) Kefka: ew*
(04:06:47) Nightwolf|Studying: LOL.
(04:06:56) Kefka: http://www.poopreport.com/Images/captains_log.gif
(04:06:57) HaloOfTheSun: The wipes and hair dryer helped a bit, but for over a month there was no obvious improvement.
(04:06:57) Kefka: lolol
(04:07:00) HaloOfTheSun: HAIR DRYER??
(04:07:03) Kefka: wtf
(04:07:05) Kefka: hHAha D:
(04:07:11) Nightwolf|Studying: poopreport.
(04:07:17) Nightwolf|Studying: i like to call it
(04:07:20) Nightwolf|Studying: pooper Port.
(04:07:24) Nightwolf|Studying: its better.
(04:07:34) Nightwolf|Studying: OMG.
(04:07:38) Nightwolf|Studying: MY BUTT IS LEAKING
(04:07:40) Nightwolf|Studying: AW MAN.
(04:07:49) Nightwolf|Studying: i love biology.
(04:07:59) HaloOfTheSun:    swamp ass (not verified)     -- 08.09.2005     I too have the problem of having to go clean myself about 20 mins. after I poo,
(04:08:05) Nightwolf|Studying: lol.
(04:08:08) Nightwolf|Studying: LOL.
(04:08:13) Nightwolf|Studying: i mean
(04:08:16) Nightwolf|Studying: enlarge thelol
(04:08:19) Nightwolf|Studying: 20,000 times
(04:08:20) Nightwolf|Studying: LOL!.
(04:08:25) Nightwolf|Studying: =)
(04:09:19) Kefka: I can take a shower and 15 minutes later I am sweating and leaking down there and it smels bad. I have tried powders and it smells worse after. I have tried salt sticks and no improvement
(04:09:24) Kefka: Salt sticks
(04:09:26) Kefka: wtf
(04:09:31) Nightwolf|Studying: OMG
(04:09:32) Nightwolf|Studying: GUYS
(04:09:34) Nightwolf|Studying: POONURSES
(04:09:37) Nightwolf|Studying: THEYRE TRAINED!@
(04:09:39) Nightwolf|Studying: Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility. Got a question for her?
(04:09:47) Nightwolf|Studying: seeing poop
(04:09:50) Nightwolf|Studying: owning a comp.
(04:10:01) Kefka: lol
(04:10:20) Kefka:  damn problem is annoyin (not verified) -- 08.21.2005
(04:10:21) Kefka: yea this problem is a pain in the ass
(04:10:23) Kefka: LOOOOoooooool
(04:10:24) Nightwolf|Studying: wtf is a poop forum?
(04:10:29) HaloOfTheSun: lol
(04:10:29) Nightwolf|Studying: THIS SITE>
(04:10:31) Nightwolf|Studying: ITS GOOD>
(04:10:38) HaloOfTheSun: WHY WOULD PEOPLE BUY ONE OF THEIR SHIRTS?
(04:10:42) Nightwolf|Studying: LOL.
(04:10:45) Nightwolf|Studying: THATS
(04:10:47) Nightwolf|Studying: I MEAN
(04:10:53) HaloOfTheSun: Nightwolf, buy a poopreport shirt
(04:10:56) Nightwolf|Studying: YOU CANT BELIEVE HOW HARD IM LAUGHING.
(04:10:58) Nightwolf|Studying: no
(04:10:59) Nightwolf|Studying: FIrst
(04:11:00) Nightwolf|Studying: halo
(04:11:03) Nightwolf|Studying: register on the
(04:11:05) Nightwolf|Studying: poop forums.
(04:11:09) HaloOfTheSun: Poop like a pro with Oxy-Powder
(04:11:11) HaloOfTheSun: LOL
(04:11:23) HaloOfTheSun: I poop amateurly
(04:11:51) Kefka: lol this was a spoiler troll in a poop forum
(04:11:52) Kefka:  Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 09.16.2005
(04:11:52) Kefka: Man my ass hurts really bad, like darth vader burning in the fires of mustafar bad!
(04:11:59) ataraxy2 left the room (quit: Quit: ).
(04:12:04) Kefka: lolol
(04:13:17) HaloOfTheSun: LOL

(01:27:27) ataraxy2: THe whole emo thing itself has gone way too mainstream...
(01:27:39) HaloOfTheSun: yeah, EmoOfTheSun isn't that creative
(01:27:47) HaloOfTheSun: but I'm sure it took him 30 minutes to come up with it

<sk> lol, the english, they deep fry everything that was once a potato

(14:33:21) Irockman1:  !msg NickServ IDENTIFY UUMAGA
(14:33:22) Irockman1: Whoops...
(14:33:24) Irockman1: >.>
(14:33:25) Irockman1: <.<
(14:33:32) Irockman1: Shit...

(14:33:21) Irockman1:  !msg NickServ IDENTIFY UUMAGA
(14:33:22) Irockman1: Whoops...
(14:33:24) Irockman1: >.>
(14:33:25) Irockman1: <.<
(14:33:32) Irockman1: Shit...

HAHAHHAHAH!
You all fail for that...that isn't my pass......
 :'(

You fail, you said you did.

(22:44:07) HaloOfTheSun: you THINK crankeye is online?
(22:44:08) |: I want to fucking stab him

(22:44:07) HaloOfTheSun: you THINK crankeye is online?
(22:44:08) |: I want to fucking stab him

You monster!

(11:22:53 AM) Revanica: Ohh YES Siiilber

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<Silverline> snakes don't climb trees
<Silverline> they're put there
<Silverline> it's a form of mild vandalism
<Silverline> to nature

<Zeriab> You being dead doesn't mean I can't hug you