- [christina ||| ! says (11:43 AM):
mavvvvv my babyyyyy
how ya feelin
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:43 AM):
I'm feeling pretty good
cept i wasted some eggs
- [christina ||| ! says (11:44 AM):
how
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:44 AM):
well it all starts with a movie
And last night
So i'm sitting on my computer
talking to an exceptionally pretty girl
when she says
she needs some sleep
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:45 AM):
cause shes skiing and she has some church function to go to
so i say to myself
Well i'll let her go
cause i'm a modest gentleman
and she goes away
i shed a single manly tear
eat some pudding
go downstairs
and pop in a movie i rented based only on the main actor
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:46 AM):
who is none other then Ryan Reynolds
So i'm watching this movie and its basically a guy burning some clothing, it was entertaining
he then drives up to some kids
and asks for some crack
they give him crack
he picks up a whore
she shows him how to use the crack
they go loopy
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:47 AM):
then he gets arrested for house arrest because instead of just burning his ex girlfriends stuff, he burnt her house down too
so he has house arrest and hes stuck inside someone elses house
and then
yeah
the movie was divided into three parts
and i got to about part two
before i fell asleep
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:48 AM):
but when i awoke
i decided to finish watching this movie
and it ended
and i liked it and there were many plot twists, and confusing uncomprehendable parts
but hey i liked it, and we should go see it
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THE MOVIE
- [christina ||| ! says (11:48 AM):
LOL
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:49 AM):
i finally decide to wake up and i stumble up onto my feet
and i stumble a little
i realize my feet are super uber weak because i havn't used them in a while
so i'm all stumbly
i start trying to make a plan for my day
which i've already fucked up mind you
and well
i say
i guess i'll piss first
so i go do my buisness
then i realize
i'm starving
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:50 AM):
and not like man i could eat a burger kinda hungry
like
i'm actually starving
i mean my stomache
felt skinnyert
like i wanted it to go out more
but it wouldn't
thats how hungry i a,m
so basically i go upstairs
and look for food
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:51 AM):
and i say to myself
i can make eggs
i mean look at them
i gotta have some substance right?
even though i'd be fine with pudding
it looks soo good
but i guess i'll have some eggs
so i try and remember like ten years ago
when my grandma was all
Mav i'm going to teach you how to make eggs
cause thats all i could make
cause she showed me
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:52 AM):
and i felt like the shit
cause all my friends were like
I had cereal for breakfast
and i made it on my own!
and i was all
FUCK YOU
i can make eggs
Okay
so yeah
i think back
and i remember once i was going to make my parents breakfast in bed
and i remember i forgot to butter the bowl
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:53 AM):
and the eggs got all stuck to it
so i'm like
....
BUTTER THE BOWL
so i do that
which was pretty easy
and i grab an egg
i crack it
and i dump it into my cooking bowl thing
and i'm like
well
this doesn't look like breakfast
i think i'm missing something
so i grab the milk
and i'm like
should i measure it?
...
oh well
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:54 AM):
not like it matters i mean its not like i'd know how much to put in anyway
So kinda guestimate
how much to put in
and i guess i put in too much
cause like the egg was drowning and stuff
so i'm like
maybe if i increase the egg to milk ratio i can save the egg
so i crack its unborn brother into the milk
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:55 AM):
and it starts drowning too
so i'm like
now i'm missing something
maybe i should add another ingrediant
i think there is something more to scrambled eggs
aside from milk and eggs
Hmm
oh well
so i dump some pepper and salt in
so now it just looks kinda black
like spots
theres litlte itty bitty spots
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:56 AM):
on my eggs
and i'm like
well
this already looks wrong
i guess i'll stir it
so i do
and it goes like this creamy mocha colour
so i'm like
well i guess i can't do much more for it
lets roast the motherfucker
so i cram it in the microwave
for like 1 and a half minutes
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:57 AM):
and it starts cooking
and i'm like
well
who says you can't have dessert before the meal
is it a law?
i mean
honestly
i'm gonna eat them both anwyay right?
thats what i'm thinking as i'm eating a pudding watching my eggs
cook
so
basically
one second
i have to put something in to eat
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (11:59 AM):
ok i'm back
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (12:00 PM):
i hope to God you're reading all of this
so
anyway
so my eggs finish cooking just as i finish eating my pudding
and i throw my pudding garbage out
and check out my eggs
hoping to God they look normal
and to my suprise
they do
although they're a bit milk coloured
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (12:01 PM):
they look eatable
so i'm like
well
lets scramble them
and i do
and its all liquidy
at the bottom
so i'm like
well that sucks
i guess i'll put it in for another minutes
minute*
so i do
and i wait wondering if i should eat another pudding
but i don't
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (12:02 PM):
and the little buzzer thing on the microwave goes off
so i'm like thats good
i can eat now
i'm starving
and i open up the thing
and i hear like an explosion or something
coming from my eggs
and i duck
and i'm like
WTF
WHY ARE MY EGGS EXPLODING
and then i'm like
well
i guess they're done exploding right?
WRONG
THEY EXPLODE AGAIN
and i'm liek
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (12:03 PM):
CLOSE DOOR
so i close the microwave door
and i hear a couple more explosions
so
i'm like
i'm just gonna let that settle down
so thats when i decide to turn on the computer
WHICH COMPLETELY RUINED MY PLANS
and so
i wait a few minutes
and i go back to my eggs
QMav- 83 Days- Love What You Have, Not What You Don't says (12:04 PM):
stir it around
and now they look slightly dry
and i take a bite
and it tastes just like egg yolk
like thats really gross
so i don't eat it
and i throw it out
and thats how i wasted two eggs this morning
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