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you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

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There is a field to the west and a lake to the east.
>Suck cock

You suck the cock carefully making sure not to anger the goblin.
>Reach around

You enter the lake but the goblin is gone, there is a piece of paper on the bench.
>Eat cock

You consume the note, the mailbox is empty now.
>Play that funky music

You exit the house and see an old man giving himself autofellatio.

You die, game over.
You score 300 out of a possible 12421 point.
You learned nothing
You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
Start a new game?

You didn't grow.

You didn't improve.
>Help old man autofellatio.

You took a shortcut and gained nothing.

You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.
It's sad you don't know the difference.

You're dead.
Your friends are dead.
Your family's dead.
Your fuckin' pets are bein' skinned alive.
Your mom's a fuckin' whore.
You suck at life.
The whole world hates you.
You're goin' to Hell.
 Live with it.
Game Over.