RMRK, give me your legends for RMRKario Ware!

Okay, so I'm not even going to remotely keep any secrets / surprises this time around for my GIAW submission. My genre for the GIAW is minigame carnival, so I'm going to do a Wario Ware type of microgame blast mostly based on memorable moments and legends on RMRK (Irock's bleach drinking, Biohazard's penis pictures, etc), famously good or infamously bad RPG Maker games (To The Moon, The Gate of Light, etc), and general popular meme's and games and such shenanigans.

Because this game revolves so much around RMRK itself, I would love to have RMRK community themselves chip in with their own ideas for some of the microgames or at least some suggestions for good RMRK moments or RPG Maker games to make a microgame from. For example, one game would involve helping a stick figure choose between drinking a glass of beer or a glass of bleach, while the next game involves picking out a TF2 spy among two other engineers, and the next after that would have you duel a drunken SexualBubbleGumX by shooting him with enough ping pongs before he reaches level 9000. All sorts of crazy "What the absolute hell?!" hijinks just back to back to back.

Hit me with anything and everything that comes to mind, in case I might have forgotten a pivotal moment of RMRK's strange history. Don't worry about offending anyone with an idea, we're all mostly adults and can take the abuse. The more games that I can add in, the crazier it will all be in the end!


Random Idea List:

• To The Moon (RPG Maker game)
• Gate of Light (RPG Maker game)
• Biohazard's "Penis vs. Vagina"
• Ghost Dog
• Jomarcenter's Mind Control Program
• Slashbulk (RPG Maker game)
• Irock's Bleach Drinking
• Team Fortress 2 (Steam game)
• Adrien's Flaming Troll Incident
• Hyobang's Impressive English Skills
• Jomarcenter's Questionable RPG Maker
• Legend of Naphe
• The Taco Revolution
• The 2-Pound Burrito
• Port Wine
• Eye of the Tiger (RPG Maker game)
• Dwarra
• Ban Chewey For Spamming!
• UT
• AOE2
• NAMKCOR's joke games
• Nightwolf's Dog Burning
• 
• Animefan's Weird Fetishes
• LO YOU GOT PRANK
• i liek puzzels
• -smashing-
• YUYUBABE IS A COUGAR
• FUCK YOU I'M AN ANTEATER
• Who puts nails in wood?
• (MORE MORE MORE!)

Can't forget Adrien's drama fest, and his attempt to sneak back onto the forums.

And, of course, jumping on the IRC and attempting to annoy the shit out of Anski (I think it was Anski, at least).

Also, Hyobang and...shit, what was it he did again? Was that Jomar or Hyobang who had the court, where we tricked him into thinking he was actually in trouble for "stealing VXA", when he really didn't and we obviously said so lol.

I think that was jomar. Damn, I can't remember what Hyobang did.

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oh, that's right:
http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,46947.0.html

Legend of Naphe, duh

Also the time we started a taco revolution and burned down your county fair because it didn't have chili dogs or something

Port wine.

I think Eye Of The Tiger is a given, especially since it's a GIAW game.

All I remember are old inside jokes, like dwarra and the aforementioned port wine, so I don't really have any of those to contribute. But I still think it'd be nice to have a minigame where you attempt to ban chewey for spamming in a spam forum

Old inside jokes work just as well, if I can think of good ways to incorporate them.

I also think it'd be wise to take some really popular community games, like UT and AOE2, and use those as a basis as well.

You can use any of the joke games I've made.  Like the RMRK Holiday Crisis, or DIVINE WRATH OF THE RED GOD PT1 OH NO MY POOR PEASANT VILLAGE!

Also that's pizza.

lol the 2-pound burrito. I like how that's still a thing even though it was just a random news item I added without telling anyone.

I supposed you could do something about my ability to not make sense >.<

Something about burning dogs?

Good news, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance downloaded a bunch of RMVX stuff from Pixiv last night, so look there for ideas. Definitely do something Touhou.

Set every dog on fire.

Watch them and the world burn.

 

Animefan not being able to pee.

Animefan in general (particularly being incomprehensibly aroused by anime chicks holding in their pee)
LO YOU GOT PRANK
i liek puzzels
-Smashing-
YUYUBABE IS A COUGAR

And, of course, the big one: Being able to poop in a Chuck E Cheese's tunnel.

You should include RMRK's best thread ever somehow: http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,36955.0.html

You can't just put nails in wood and have it over lava that's stupid why would that work

In all honesty just crawl through the Discussion Archives, anything there is fair game.

What about the Hello Kitty board?

Oh, and Metal Gear month. And Superhero month. And DIDNEY MONTH.

Again, I say

Again, I say

what

Again, I say

Thread owner seems like a decent fellow and has done nothing wrong to me, but damn. Years of updates, just about one a day...50-something pages (90% of the posts being from the owner). That game needs to get completed already (if it hasn't been - I don't dare attempt to read through it). :anski2:

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But I also don't know what that has to do with anything.

Everytime I come to RMRK, I open that thread in a new tab and close it. That way I can see if somebody else posted in that board.

Everytime I come to RMRK, I open that thread in a new tab and close it. That way I can see if somebody else posted in that board.

Trust me, it doesn't happen very often.

(I do the EXACT same thing, by the way). ._.

*edit*

"Oh, great. Not another Touhou Fantasy update--
Wha...? LOL HALO"

His comment on that thread deserves some praise. I'd praise him on that thread, but uh...I don't want it to keep spamming my unread replies. ._.

Oh, wow. That's not even Halo's first plea for the guy to stop. You know there's a problem when the guy alone is 7% of ALL posts in the Substantial Projects sections.

It's not a problem, he's just using the topic as a game dev blog at this point. Nothing wrong with that, nothing wrong at all.
Also I think every memorable moment I have been around for has been mentioned already.

Moew I miss you Skanker

Okay, long shot here, but oddly enough does anyone here still have that picture of Bio's supposed penis? Or any old pictures of the ever drunk SexualBubbleGumX?

Moew I miss you Skanker

We all miss Skanker. 

Also I think every memorable moment I have been around for has been mentioned already.

Wait!

AbsoluteIce's GameOver Screen Shenanigans

Wait!

AbsoluteIce's GameOver Screen Shenanigans

That doesn't seem like a bad idea   

touhou fantasy isn't even acknowledged as a thing outside of that one thread. literally no one else here even cares about it.

Somebody needs to give Xenomic, the "Shit nobody cares about" award. Give em one of those little badges.

touhou fantasy isn't even acknowledged as a thing outside of that one thread. literally no one else here even cares about it.

So I'm the only other person here who likes Touhou? I was thinking GameFAQs should ban Zelda and Final Fantasy characters from future character battles for balance reasons, myself. But I digress.

Pißwasser

touhou fantasy isn't even acknowledged as a thing outside of that one thread. literally no one else here even cares about it.

So I'm the only other person here who likes Touhou? I was thinking GameFAQs should ban Zelda and Final Fantasy characters from future character battles for balance reasons, myself. But I digress.

it's not about liking touhou, it's that xenomic has put 4 years of their life into the DATABASE of a game with maps made primarily with the paint bucket tool.

Okay, maybe I'm blind, but does anyone still have a copy of that gameover screen of AbsoluteIce's?

Chatlog
GameOver Request Thread

Okay, maybe I'm blind, but does anyone still have a copy of that gameover screen of AbsoluteIce's?

You mean the one with Dr. Mc's face? We actually never saw that one, I don't know if he created it or not at the time.

RMRKario Ware!


Okay, so! Now that the GIAW is over, I can get you guys to help more directly for some stuff! I'm gonna move this over to the recruitment board and start putting up more specific info on what's already in the game, what is on the thought list, and what is still needed.

To begin with, there are already plenty of good ideas out there for "themes" for minigames in RMRKario Ware. We've got tons of legends and memes and silly shit that we can use, but quite obviously not everything can be used as an actual minigame itself without some creative ideas on how to actually work it. That's what I need from you guys most of all: GAMES. Games, specific ideas for how to make some games, possible graphics for making games, and of course ideas for possible ideas for making games. But mostly games and specific ideas for making games. This is a game all about RMRK, and I want RMRK to help chip in as much as possible to make it about as many parts of RMRK as possible.

But wait, there's more! I'm dividing the "storymode" up into five sections: there's the initial easy mode, which is just a small grab bag of all the minigames, and the final hard mode which is a tougher version of a lot of the minigames; then we have minigames based strictly off of existing RPG Maker games like the GIAW entries, minigames based off of memorable RMRK events and other general RMRK shenanigans like Irock's bleach drinking, and minigames based off of popular RMRK video games such as TF2, AoE, and anything real games that a lot of us like to play.

So, to cap, I need ideas for games about RPG Maker games (good or bad), games about RMRK specific shenanigans, and games about actual video games that are popular with RMRK members. Things like NAMKCOR's Catgirl Factory or Portwine or Binding of Isaac are perfect examples, though it would reaaaally help out if you offer suggestions for how to turn the theme or idea into an actual minigame to play. If you wanted to take it a step further, I'm always open for people who want to PM me actual full-made minigames from VXA, although keep in mind that almost everything will have to be altered / edited to actually fit in with the overall mechanics of RMRKario Ware.



Ready/Finished Games:

• GIAW 7's "Chibi Quest"
• GIAW 8's "Haunted Maize"
• GIAW 9's "Nightmare"
• GIAW X's "Haunted Turnabout"
• Who puts nails in wood?
• Ban Chewey! (Blame Malson)
• Taco Revolution / 2 lb Burrito
• "Eye of the Tiger"
• "Slashbulk" / Games aren't supposed to be like nature, dude
• "Gate of Light"
• Jomarcenter's Mind Control Kit
• "To The Moon"
• "RMRK Holiday Crisis"

Ideas to be implimented:

• Biohazard's "Penis vs. Vagina"
• Ghost Dog
• Irock's Bleach Drinking
• Team Fortress 2 (Steam game)
• Adrien's Flaming Troll Incident
• Hyobang's Impressive English Skills
• Jomarcenter's Questionable RPG Maker
• Legend of Naphe
• Port Wine
• Dwarra
• UT
• AOE2
• NAMKCOR's joke games
• Nightwolf's Dog Burning
• 
• Animefan's Weird Fetishes
• i liek puzzels
• -smashing-
• FUCK YOU I'M AN ANTEATER
• (More ideas here)

Feel free to post away random ideas if you have any, or PM me if you want to help more directly. Anything offered will be appreciated! Unless you're a random new guy with one post trying to offer a minigame about your own crappy project, then you can just fuck off.


Additionally as a side thing, I'm also looking for a decent (but free) artist willing to help me design some collectible cards. The idea is for players to earn random cards based off of how much of the storymode they've played, how long they survive in survival mode, and random fun achievements that the play unlocks as they go along. These cards all sport chibi-like images of known RMRK members or images of elements from some of the better minigames (ex: you earn a Malson card from beating the Haunted Maize minigame, and a Tiger card from Irock's Eye of the Tiger minigame). Tell me you don't want to hunt around the game trying to find a chibi version of yourself in card form.

Most of what is done is being improvised as I go along, but everything will come together with enough to work with. Thanks in advance to everyone who helps out. :3