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I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
I know more about my cock and its usefulness than her, and everything I said is right.

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or you know.. I could google for the prettiest vagina and post that.. worked for bio ;)
Yep, I'll post with a sign when I get some batteries, you non-believing fags.

Also, Roph, I'm into anal.

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or you know.. I could google for the prettiest vagina and post that.. worked for bio ;)
Yep, I'll post with a sign when I get some batteries, you non-believing fags.

Also, Roph, I'm into anal.

Pitching or catching?

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Pitching only, I don't do anything submissive.  I wouldn't go down on a guy either.

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So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o

@grafikal, holk & bio ;o

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So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o

Nah, unless I was fucking some other girl and she had nothing else to do.  :blizj:

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So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o

@grafikal, holk & bio ;o

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negatory. nothing will ever willingly go in my butt lol.

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I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.

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So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o

@grafikal, holk & bio ;o

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Depends on the girl  ;8

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I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.

See my reply.  I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it.  Because it bears signifigance to myself.

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this thread is balls.

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This thread is vagina.
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I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.

See my reply.  I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it.  Because it bears signifigance to myself.

lol @ the fact that you think how things fit in a vagina wouldn't be pretty significant to me XD

loved that ^_^

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I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.

See my reply.  I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it.  Because it bears signifigance to myself.

Because women don't have the benefit of experience with their own vaginas.

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I would think that the default vagina experts (outside of female gynecologists) are lesbians. They own them vaginas.


[Really late edit] And mothers.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2010, 02:19:29 PM by EvilM00s »
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I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.

See my reply.  I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it.  Because it bears signifigance to myself.

lol @ the fact that you think how things fit in a vagina wouldn't be pretty significant to me XD

loved that ^_^

How often are you trying to put 9 inch things into you?  I'd imagine, not that often.

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confession: I find bio's ignorance entertaining

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And yes, gradually, and horribly painfully

Actually giving birth isn't naturally painful. It's over the years that it's become to be believed that giving birth is painful so when it actually happens the brain initiates the feeling of pain. In addition to that, the "PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH" that you hear being said in TV and movies and stuff is what can lead to tearing, and of course cause pain.

There are many countries where women give birth without the use of drugs - and sometimes without even needing to be in a hospital - and then just resume whatever they were doing before, obviously pain-free. This should be obvious considering women have been giving birth without the need of pain-eliminating drugs than with them.

So, yes, LadyJ is right. But hey, you apparently have a big dick so you're obviously a vagina expert so what do I know with my education and experience and what does she know with her vagina and experience and education.
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And yes, gradually, and horribly painfully

Actually giving birth isn't naturally painful. It's over the years that it's become to be believed that giving birth is painful so when it actually happens the brain initiates the feeling of pain. In addition to that, the "PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH" that you hear being said in TV and movies and stuff is what can lead to tearing, and of course cause pain.

There are many countries where women give birth without the use of drugs - and sometimes without even needing to be in a hospital - and then just resume whatever they were doing before, obviously pain-free. This should be obvious considering women have been giving birth without the need of pain-eliminating drugs than with them.

So, yes, LadyJ is right. But hey, you apparently have a big dick so you're obviously a vagina expert so what do I know with my education and experience and what does she know with her vagina and experience and education.

Have more experience than you.  Unless you're a gynecologist, your education does not interest me.  Her vagina is wrong.

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Oh, I forgot just saying something makes it true. You don't need facts anymore.

Either that or you're just a trolling idiot. I'll go with the latter. Bye now :)
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Oh, I forgot just saying something makes it true. You don't need facts anymore.

Either that or you're just a trolling idiot. I'll go with the latter. Bye now :)

I was trying to prove something to you?  Strange, I missed the part where you got the impression I care what you think is right.  Because I know I am, and I don't care if you're wrong.

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