ITT: Vagina vs. Penis

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lol, Bio has sex with a girl with a tiny vagina and suddenly knows that every woman in the universe has the same vagina.

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I'm trying to tell you that your girlfriend isn't the only one.  And that there are more out there than you think.  Of course it has a limit, but it's far greater than what you assume, it can double in length (and in some cases can be almost 3 times as long) given enough stimulation and arousal.  Is it our fault you fail in that department?  :(
I know she isn't.  DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUU
Unaroused high average depth is 4 inches
DOUBLING MEANS EIGHT
WHAT I SAID.

And this may come as a supreme shock to you, but I'm not basing what I know on my own experiences, I'm basing it on lots of things I have read from different places.

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@LadyJules - Did it hurt less the second time or it does it not change?

Every time is different, there is no "set" pain that you have.  But the biggest thing that changed from one time to another is that I wasn't scared out of my mind anymore.  I knew what to expect, knew what would happen, and since I knew that I was prepared for the pain more.  I won't say it actually hurt less, though it may have.  But if you know pain is coming, and you know how severe it will be, you can prepare yourself to take it.  Make sense?

Yea that makes sense.
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I'm trying to tell you that your girlfriend isn't the only one.  And that there are more out there than you think.  Of course it has a limit, but it's far greater than what you assume, it can double in length (and in some cases can be almost 3 times as long) given enough stimulation and arousal.  Is it our fault you fail in that department?  :(
I know she isn't.  DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUU
Unaroused high average depth is 4 inches
DOUBLING MEANS EIGHT
WHAT I SAID.

And this may come as a supreme shock to you, but I'm not basing what I know on my own experiences, I'm basing it on lots of things I have read from different places.

I maintain how humorous it is that Bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than an actual woman.

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I maintain how humorous it is that Bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than an actual woman.

Maintain all you want, moron.  She knows about her actual vagina.  Good for her.  Hers is not everyones.

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And yours is no ones.

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Bio knows all about vagina, being a huge one himself.

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I see lots of people refuting my claims, but everything they cite is exactly what I already said.  You guys are funny.

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I see lots of people refuting my claims, but everything they cite is exactly what I already said.  You guys are funny.

thanks

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oh wait I didn't post much here


dang.
Arlen is hot.

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I see lots of people refuting my claims, but everything they cite is exactly what I already said.  You guys are funny.

more inclined to believe a woman about vaginas than some punk stoner kid who needs to justify his own ego by claiming that he's too big for most women.

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How often are you trying to put 9 inch things into you?  I'd imagine, not that often.

Quite often actually, on a regular basis, fortunately for me, it's connected to a human being ;)

Also lol @ your trolling, I find you quite entertaining, please do continue.  :D
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punk stoner kid who needs to justify his own ego by claiming that he's too big for most women.

lolk.

You're an idiot, it all makes sense now.

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I don't see how I said anything immature







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Have more experience than you.  Unless you're a gynecologist, your education does not interest me.  Her vagina is wrong.

Oh, I forgot just saying something makes it true. You don't need facts anymore.

Either that or you're just a trolling idiot. I'll go with the latter. Bye now :)

I was trying to prove something to you?  Strange, I missed the part where you got the impression I care what you think is right.  Because I know I am, and I don't care if you're wrong.

I say things, if you disagree, fuck you.

I'm right.  You aren't.  Fact.

THE HUMAN VAGINA ISN'T A MAGICAL FUCKING FAIRY PORTAL.  IT HAS LIMITS, DAMN YOU

Maintain all you want, moron.

You're an idiot, it all makes sense now.




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Still not seeing any immaturity.  Swearing now makes you immature?

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hahahaha. ok. im done here, i can't take this. it's too good.

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I want this topic to die a quick (but hopefully incredibly painful) death

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I want this topic to die a quick (but hopefully incredibly painful) death

Maybe we should... castrate it?!

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I know she isn't.  DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUU
Unaroused high average depth is 4 inches
DOUBLING MEANS EIGHT
WHAT I SAID.

And this may come as a supreme shock to you, but I'm not basing what I know on my own experiences, I'm basing it on lots of things I have read from different places.
Perhaps you are unfamiliar with averages.  The AVERAGE vagina is 4 inches.  Which means there are some longer and some shorter.  Regardless, this topic is going no where.  Apparently I hurt your ego when I said that your humongous manly penis was only adequate in terms of vaginas.  So, since I think we've run our course, continue to :baww:  =)

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how big would you say your vagina is lady =o

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Honestly? I have a big one.  When I went for my first checkup my doctor told me I had an elongated birth canal (read long vagina) and it might make childbirth difficult.  But I exercise it regularly, so no problems ;) 


And by exercise I don't mean sex, jeez people, is that all you think about? :P

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I like how nobody is taking Bio seriously, and just bating him on to see him make an even bigger ass of himself.

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Don't you mean bigger penis?

Hurr, hurr, hurrrrr...
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