Ask RMRK's mom

Have a burning question you need answered?  Who is this person?  Why is she RMRK's mom? Why is the sky blue?  What is Roph's true penis size?  Ask away.  No question is taboo.  I will do my best to answer. If I don't know, I'll try to find the answer.  Or if I am not in the mood for that.. I'll just make something up. 

Shoot =o

How does it feel to be a milf?

Will you be my mom too?

How does it feel to be a milf?

Well, I'm embarrassed whenever someone says that.  A little flattering, but considering you've only seen a head shot...  yeah...

Will you be my mom too?

Absolutely <3

How many naughty pictures of Roph have you seen? Answer us truthfully

 

How many naughty pictures of Roph have you seen? Answer us truthfully

Define naughty =o

Let's see.. I haven't seen him naked, but I have seen him in a thong.. so.. maybe 3?  I think that's about right. 


Edit:  if you define naughty as me seeing his willy.. I'mma have to go with 0.  Sorry to disappoint.  

Can you turn me into a real little girl?

Can you turn me into a real little girl?

I'm a mom, not a magician, sorry

Why aren't you my Mom?

 

Well, since you are a member of RMRK, and I am RMRK's mom.. welcome to the family dear

Do you have a twin sister?

Then can you get me a sippy cup with juice in it?

And change his diaper.

Do you spank children

And change his diaper.

Yes, that too.

Do you have a twin sister?

One of me is not enough for you?  You must seek more?     No, I do not.

Then can you get me a sippy cup with juice in it?

*LadyJules hands Boe a sippy

And change his diaper.

I don't do diapers once they are old enough to type on forums.  Sorry, sir, you'll have to change yourself.

Do you spank children

Only Nightwolf, and he enjoys it.

And change his diaper.

I don't do diapers once they are old enough to type on forums.  Sorry, sir, you'll have to change yourself.

But Boe isn't able to because of his mental condition.

Can I have a hug? 

Yeah I want a hug. ._.

Can I have my allowance early this month? I wanna buy stuff!

No! NO! HE DIDN'T EVEN CLEAN HIS ROOM! I CLEAN MY ROOM EVERYTIME YOU TELL ME TO! AHHHHHHHHH THIS ISN'T FAIR!

But Boe isn't able to because of his mental condition.

OK, then, Irock go change Boe... problem solved

*LadyJules hugs RMRK

I've cancelled all of your allowances so that I can pay for the groceries.  Blame Roph he eats all the food and I have to pay for it somehow.

Halo stop complaining about Arlen, if his room bothers you so much go clean it up. 

Awwwww!!! 

I HATE YOU I NEVER WANT TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN

Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
MOMmy!
MOMmy!
MOMmy!
MOMmy!
MomMA!
MomMA!
MomMA!
MomMA!
MomMY!
MomMY!
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Ma!
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Hi!

*runs away*

Are you sure that you don't have a twin?

What is the answer to "The Question"? (HHGTTG)

Why do I hurt?

Why do I fear?

Why do I feel joyful?

Why do I have a feelin'... that SOMEBODY'S WAAATCHIN' MEEEE!"?

Are you sure that you don't have a twin?

No, not entirely sure. It's quite possible I do have a twin but not highly probable.   

What is the answer to "The Question"? (HHGTTG)

42

Why do I hurt?

Halo pinched you

Why do I fear?

You have Irock for a brother, you should be terrified. 

Why do I feel joyful?

I'm your mom    (ok that was a little egotistical, but I couldn't think of a better answer  )

Why do I have a feelin'... that SOMEBODY'S WAAATCHIN' MEEEE!"?

See the answer to why do I fear 

I actually missed these questions lol  sorry it took me so long to answer  

Where are the pizza rolls at?

Did you look in the freezer?  Did you move stuff and look behind stuff?  If you still don't find them after you've looked EVERYWHERE  Then put them on the grocery list, I'll pick some more up when I head to town. 

They were there last night. I think Halo ate them all.

Well with this many boys in the house, food goes fast.  First come, first serve.  Next time eat them or hide them..


Also, maybe this would be better suited to the sewers than Ask A Stereotype.  I feel sorta bad spamming here XD 

Halo, Roph, any of you others care to move it for me? =o 

Stop worrying about it =o

And you're a mod, you could move it yourself =o

What IS Roph's true penus size?

How'd it feel to give birth to so many people?

Do you love your new born too? "newbies like me"

Stop worrying about it =o

And you're a mod, you could move it yourself =o

FINE    And I forget about that, I'm not used to being a mod here 

What IS Roph's true penus size?

Spoiler for:

About this big:

Yeah, I can't do that without a red face, deal with it

How'd it feel to give birth to so many people?

Well most of you are adopted, so not so bad.   

Do you love your new born too? "newbies like me"

Of course I do, but then I love Mac and cheese to so, ... y'know? 
xD

 

What? Am I adopted? .__.

Well, she's white, and you're black so...

I- It's tiny... 

If you had to choose one RMRK member to give a cookie to, who would it be?


If you had to choose one RMRK member to spank with a paddle instead of grounding, who would it be?

What? Am I adopted? .__.

Yes, and I chose you because you are speshul. 

If you had to choose one RMRK member to give a cookie to, who would it be?

only one?   :/  Well I guess it would be you sir, you've stolen a piece of my heart. 

If you had to choose one RMRK member to spank with a paddle instead of grounding, who would it be?

Firerain xD ^^

How do you feel about people who randomly necropost for no good reason?

What's the best pickup line you've heard (as in so bad it's funny), and what's the pickup line that's most likely to work?

How do you feel about people who randomly necropost for no good reason?

Depends on the thread, on this one, I like it 

What's the best pickup line you've heard (as in so bad it's funny), and what's the pickup line that's most likely to work?

I really haven't heard many pickup lines.  So I couldn't say what the "best" one was.  As for what's most likely to work.. well I'm not much of a pickup line girl either, so none.  Maybe I'm just too picky, and maybe I value myself a little more than that ;]

Will you adopt me?  ;__;

Well you are part of RMRK, and as such I am your mom.  And you know I would take you in a heart beat.  But if you'd like to make it official, ok.

xD

OKAY. But how do you feel about this one:
"Did you know that honey lasts forever?
Will you be my honey?"

I think oyu need to say it in a very sweet, innocent tone or else it'll just come off sounded like most other pickup lines.
It's cheesy, but I think it gets some points for being made up by me. Apparently honey never goes bad.

You get extra points for cheesy.  I'm super cheesy.  Cute, but it doesn't seem like what I think of when I think of pick-up lines.