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Sup dudes, look am making a game n its pissin me off the amount of programming i have to do. Im in the middle of makin a CMS and i'm only up to making the items in the menu work. So far in my menu ive made a clock with H:M:S, location name, Money (max of 999999), three party members (out of 5) wich include Name, level,  HP/Max HP, MP/max MP, Limit break, and next level guage. also the menu options and cursor. HP goes up to 9999 and the MP goes up to 999.  All of this works and can be changed. i have made the programming for it totally customizable. i need help because its takin me too damn long to do all this by myself.  If you want screenshots of the game then E-mail me at p3k07@hotmail.com. i also have hypercam vids of it to show you how long the pages of programming are. I need a good programmer who can keep the up the pace and the also keep the faith :S.
Nice one guys.

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~welcome to the world of game creation~

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I've probably been creating games since you was still a baby twix inside ya daddys nut sack!

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Great way to enter this forum. Also, I'm older than you. Quit your shitty assumptions.

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Listen m8 u started it and ur only a year older than me so stfu! U wanna help me or not u lil turd!

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You're not going to get a team if you refer to people as "lil turds". You are sounding very unprofessional and quite immature.

It doesn't matter if you have the best game in the world, coming into a place with a bad attitude won't make people join you.

Age doesn't equal experience. Experience equals experience.

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~welcome to the world of game creation~

Have a nice day. :)

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Listen m8 u started it and ur only a year older than me so stfu! U wanna help me or not u lil turd!

Also, I wasn't picking a fight. I was commenting on how hard it actually is to make a game yourself.

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hence the request for a team, I suppose. Anyway, this discussion should end. The thread is still open should anyone want to join your team, but if anyone else tries to continue this discussion there will be some instant banning of everybody on the forum, that's how serious I am. Irock, Holk, Nouman ~ everybody banned unless this thread ceases and desists immediately.

Also, I will move this to project recruitment. I don't think you'll have much luck though. Partly because your overreactive personality, but mostly just because there really aren't that many 2k3 users on the forum. Sorry :(
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OK w/e. Look i wasn't being cocky, its hard making all this on ya own n it don't help with some one being funny but look all is 4gotten can we just get to the point of my post! Maybe you can help me Modern Algebra? Is this the place where i would post recruitment info? Also what would be the best place to put up posts for like systems advice?  If i cant get a team then i would prefer someone to just advise me on codes I'm about to do.  Oh by the by, your dead right experience ain't down to age its down to experience! Now i have at least 5/6 years of RPG Maker knowledge so i ain't no softy when it comes down to RM2k/3 making.  Oh one more question, ;p How do i upload my project so ppl can see? I'm new to all this forum stuff.  Cheers for the help :D

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Sorry, but I can't see anyone actually offering to help you with this. Even forgetting the fact that you insulted one of our respected game makers for no reason, we have absolutely no idea what you're looking for other than "a team". We have no idea what your game is, what you need to have people help you with, or what you have done so far on your game aside from those system implements. Most of the members here on RMRK use either XP or VX now; the few who do use RM2K3 are either rather busy with their own projects or are still very new and just wanting a free version of RPG Maker. This means that they aren't going to waste any of their time on if they aren't intrigued or if they don't know what they're up against.

Also, not too many people are going to take you very seriously if you don't use proper grammar instead of "i need help can u help me?". I exaggerate a little, but it's still a turnoff to even read through what you have to say if you talk like that.




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Ya know what, Fuck you guys! Your all a bunch of fucking wankers.  memememe just coz i said some rude shit. delete me you fuckin faggots! You're lucky that i dont actually know who you really are. This is the worst fuckin website i have ever been on for help, the responces you assholes give, your so fuckin full of yoursleves! I bet your all American.  All i wanted was a lil help to speed up and progress my game. I'd like to see the shit that you guys have made.  Like i said delete my fucking account and while ya at it go in the fuckin corner and have some words with ya selves, You bunch of fuckin bellends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do i upload my project so ppl can see? I'm new to all this forum stuff.

You can upload it to different sites such as http://rapidshare.com/, http://www.mediafire.com/, or several others then just post a link.

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Wow. That's a nice way to take things out of proportion. Let's see if I can break this down for everyone.

Ya know what, Fuck you guys! Your all a bunch of fucking wankers.

Thank you for using the internet. Your opinion is very important to us.

memememe just coz i said some rude shit.

"Rude shit" as you put it is not a very effective way to get people to want to help you.

delete me you fuckin faggots!

No. You've suddenly turned into a good source of entertainment for us. :3

You're lucky that i dont actually know who you really are.

Hi, my real name is Chris Murphy. I'm a furry who lives in Chicago and is majoring in screenwriting. Now you know who I am.

This is the worst fuckin website i have ever been on for help, the responces you assholes give, your so fuckin full of yoursleves!

Worst website you've ever been on, yet you say you're brand new to "forum stuff"...

I bet your all American.

Interesting conclusion. Wrong, but interesting conclusion.

All i wanted was a lil help to speed up and progress my game.

If you wanted help, maybe you shouldn't be calling people a "lil turd".

I'd like to see the shit that you guys have made.

The bathroom is right around the corner, and the toilet is busted. If you're interested, just go in and open up the lid. If you get there before the plumber arrives, you'll be able to see the shit we've made.

OR, you could go to the finished projects board or individual maker boards and see the work people here have done.

Like i said delete my fucking account and while ya at it go in the fuckin corner and have some words with ya selves, You bunch of fuckin bellends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey NAMKCOR, look! We've found a new word for twat: "bellend".
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jesus shit what blew up in here and why isn't it my fault?

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Ya know what, Fuck you guys! Your all a bunch of fucking wankers.  memememe just coz i said some rude shit. delete me you fuckin faggots! You're lucky that i dont actually know who you really are. This is the worst fuckin website i have ever been on for help, the responces you assholes give, your so fuckin full of yoursleves! I bet your all American.  All i wanted was a lil help to speed up and progress my game. I'd like to see the shit that you guys have made.  Like i said delete my fucking account and while ya at it go in the fuckin corner and have some words with ya selves, You bunch of fuckin bellends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you Scottish? I read your post in a Scottish accent. e3e;

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bellends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol, is that a twat? I haven't actually heard that one yet.

Edit: Yay Urban Dictionary.
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1.      bellend      552 up, 55 down  love ithate it
   
British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.
Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')
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1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.
When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.
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The end part of a penis designed so that your hand doesnt slide off when your having a wank
get ma bellend in your mouth bitch
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Also, for P3K. Take into consideration that you're new here as you said yourself. We don't know you and therefore don't know your personality. Sarcasm is pretty hard to throw across the internet without a cute little :V every now and again. Whether you were or were not being rude in your comments, you came off like a pompous asshole. Also since you're looking for help, you should be trying to, pretty much, advertise yourself to us so that you perk our interests and plan on replying with a helpful post related to your search. To be honest, your grammar is horrible and your post is very unorganized. Since you are/were new here, you should be reading the rule topics and help topics that are stickied in every forum of this site to help you understand how to get the most out of what you're looking for. Here: http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,9811.0.html is the suggestion topic created by Zeriab to help new members, or anyone really, on how to effectively post a topic about recruiting members for a game.

Also, along with Zylos:
You're lucky that i dont actually know who you really are. I bet your all American.
Jason Birchfield. Age 21. Currently in Lancaster, PA, USA. I'm in college majoring in Graphic Design/Webdesign.


Also, just to clarify the confusion:

Age doesn't equal experience. Experience equals experience.
When I had told him I was older than him, it was just to debunk his poor assumption that he could have been making games while I was still a sperm. Which, obviously, would be impossible since I am older than him, if even by a few minutes. I wasn't referencing experience~ :)
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OMFG YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN THE BEST LAF IVE HAD IN YEARS!!! ¬.¬ CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE. BITCHES!!!

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Honestly you guys have nearly made me piss myself the amount of detail you have gone into in trying to make me look like a fuckin fool! I applaude your efforts :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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uh huh.
well, I think you're in the runnings for fastest ban of '09.

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Yeah, I don't think Mr. Bellend here is going to get help from ANY site with that kind of attitude.

Also, we really don't have to try to make him look like a "fuckin fool". He does so himself.




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Haha, I like how he's trying to mask his humiliation by acting like he enjoys what we've said. Funny though since I was actually helping him. ~at least a little

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I don't think there was any need to pick apart his post like that. You can basically sum it all up by saying this:

Go the fuck back to where you came from.

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Also, just to clarify the confusion:

Age doesn't equal experience. Experience equals experience.
When I had told him I was older than him, it was just to debunk his poor assumption that he could have been making games while I was still a sperm. Which, obviously, would be impossible since I am older than him, if even by a few minutes. I wasn't referencing experience~ :)

I was just saying that because of what he claimed that he had been working with it longer than you. Just cause you work with something for years doesn't mean you're good at it. Probably should have worded it a bit different.


Also, I'm a bit irritated he didn't thank me for answering a question he had.  ;8

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Haha, it's ok Revo, I don't think he'll be playing nice ever.

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Sorry Revo you did help me in the slightest margine. This has gotta be the funniest fuckin post ive ever posted! Honestley you guys have made my day. The amount of tears ive been thru of lafter! listen if any1 wants to make some more comments then please be my guest coz u got me n my m8's in stitches! :D :D Look if u dudes dont wanna  help then fair enuf, but please keep the comments comin, ur makin me wanna stay on this site just for the fun! Just so you u all know, yea, bellend is a form of a prick that some of u may be applicable for! Any one else gotta any lafta for me? come on u moderators u know u've got somethign special wipped up 4 me!