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Well.. i actually became a father.. 3 months after i turned 17.. ask away guys.. i am all ears.

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son/daughter? name? married?  :o
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Do you support your child? Attend school?
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Ever heard of a condom?

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lol, assaults :)
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What does the female vagina look like?

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What does the female vagina look like?

as opposed to what?
a male vagina?

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Well, there goes the humor in that joke.

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wow... i don't know if these are valid questions.. a few there were sensible and worth answering others i'll just answer for the humour! :P

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son/daughter? name? married?
Daughter, Kayla ... not married.. but we are engaged.

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Do you support your child? Attend school?
Yes i support my child 100%, it was hard to adapt to at first. Things are running swimmingly now :).
Also the 2nd question.. attend school?.. me or my daughter?.. i finished school 3 years ago.. and my daughter is only 11 months haha :P

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Ever had sex?
Nope i am still a virgin! :'(

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how do you know it's not mine?
if your not from austrlia, then unless you have a 10,000 mile cock then haha

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Ever heard of a condom?
Actually we were using condoms... one was either dodgy.. or we sprung a leak and didn't notice.. :S

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What does the female vagina look like?
a hawt dawg! :P





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What does the female vagina look like?
a hawt dawg! :P

I'm pretty sure that's the penis  :o

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How old is your fiancee?

What are you living in?

why did you sell your baby to that kangaroo?
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I didn't say that. Nouman is an arab. :mad:

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How old is your fiancee?

What are you living in?

why did you sell your baby to that kangaroo?

my fiance' is 16.. turning 17 in april.. I know you'r all like wtf!?
but let me clear things up by saying i am a year and a bit older.. when we met, i was 15 and she just turned 14.. mind you later on that year i turned 16...

We are living in her fathers house. We are currently looking for our own house.. except it is damn expensive where we live because it is a holiday get away.. :S

because the kangaroo's pouch was empty :(

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my fiance' is 16.. turning 17 in april.. I know you'r all like wtf!?
but let me clear things up by saying i am a year and a bit older.. when we met, i was 15 and she just turned 14.. mind you later on that year i turned 16...

wait..so she was 15 when she got pregnant?

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my fiance' is 16.. turning 17 in april.. I know you'r all like wtf!?
but let me clear things up by saying i am a year and a bit older.. when we met, i was 15 and she just turned 14.. mind you later on that year i turned 16...

wait..so she was 15 when she got pregnant?

According to the first post he was 17 when the baby was born, and as he is under a year older then her, we assume she was 16 years of age.

How did you react when she told you?
Do you know how she reacted when she found out?

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my fiance' is 16.. turning 17 in april.. I know you'r all like wtf!?
but let me clear things up by saying i am a year and a bit older.. when we met, i was 15 and she just turned 14.. mind you later on that year i turned 16...

wait..so she was 15 when she got pregnant?

According to the first post he was 17 when the baby was born, and as he is under a year older then her, we assume she was 16 years of age.

How did you react when she told you?
Do you know how she reacted when she found out?

Oh :D

How did your/her parents react to it when you told them?

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Use birth control next time after sticking your dingo in a kangaroo. ;[

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Use birth control next time after sticking your dingo in a kangaroo. ;[

You should do it before you stick anything in anyone. jsyk.
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Quote from: Leventhan
What was your first reaction when you became a father?

Well, i was in the room while she was giving birth.. Let me tell you it is not a pretty site. I was at the face end of my fiance, i was holding her hand trying to comfort her.. i decided to look down to see what was going on.. .. i didn't look back that way until it was all over.. It wasn't very pretty...... I still remember seeing my fiances belly go from bulging out to flat in about 2 seconds which was some pretty trippy stuff! umm.. My fiance's first words were Holy Shit... and to be honest.. i cried after my daughter was born.. i was extremely happy to know that she was alright and that i helped to create her.. it is the biggest accomplishment of my life. (that said.. don't go out and get pregnant. it's hard!)

@ link, yeah she was only 15 when she got pregnant. the baby was born in january and her birthday was in april.. she was 15 and 9 monthsish..

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How did you react when she told you?
Do you know how she reacted when she found out?

When i found out.. i was really really scared.. and the thing that made it worse.. is my dad always frowned apon girls getting pregnant at a young age, He even called a 16 year old girl a slut cause she got pregnant.. all i could think of was; "oh geez, how the fuck am i going to tell dad that jemma (15) is pregnant!?..". I ended up telling him while we were arguing one night.. and suddenly he stopped yelling.. he was quiet for a bit (i was in tears because i was so scared) he came to me.. hugged me and told me that he would help us any way possible.. omg.. what releif that was! haha.

and i don't really know how she reacted.. i can only guess..
I'm pretty sure she would have been very very scared.. for about 2-3 weeks she tried to tell me.. eventually i guessed it and at that time it hadn't really sunken in until she started to grow a belly.. :S

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How did your/her parents react when you told them
well.. i only live with my father so you know that story (read above)
she only lived with her mother at the time.. who took it really really well.. i mean she never once looked at me differently or angrily..
Her father reacted in the same cool calm manner.. i was trembling when i first met him in case he was only "acting" calm and decided he wanted to cut my balls off or something.. that wasn't the case luckily.
and well my mum.. meh, my mum rang up once like.. last year sometime.. (last time i spoke to her) she rarely speaks to us because she is so drug fucked and doesn't care about us.. I told her that she was going to be a grandma, all she really said was "WOW. I'll do my best and be in my grandchilds life, i'll be their for the birth and help out." ... And like i said.. that was the last time i spoke to her, she wasn't at the childs birth, she hasn't helped at all.. and if it weren't for her calling my brother a few months ago.. she wouldn't even know that she had a grand daughter.. >.>

Well there you have it folks.. any more questions?.. it feels kinda good to share how i feel.. i've never really shared how i felt about it all :)

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I really think you're too young to have a baby no matter how I look at it
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The having part is over. Now comes the real difficulty.

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fortunately we are blessed with friends and family who support and help us 100%
so if we need help it is always there. So far we are doing quite alright and our child is very advanced for her age (apparently) she started teething at 7 months, she is walking at 11 months and she is starting to talk already.. bless her :)