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Naruto. Why the fuck does every mother fucker like it. And don't answer with "I don't like it." becuase that's not the question.

I have but one simple question: WHY?

Asking a question I know the answer to;

Have you ever tried to be less of an anti social fag?

How are your pee muscles today?

Why did you post this when it was obvious you'd get questions like this?

Really, i honestly feel sad for you.

Naruto. Why the fuck does every mother fucker like it. And don't answer with "I don't like it." becuase that's not the question.

There are several divisions in the school of Naruto-likery. I will now list those divisions:
-Naruto's story
-The perverted sage Jaraiya
-Hinata
-Big-breasted Shippuden Hinata
-Gaara and his sandman powers
-Lee and his sensei and their funny sense of "cool"
-The ninjas
-The special moves
-The video games
-Believe it!
-Everyone else watches it

Incidentally, most of those divisions are also the names of the divisions of Naruto-hatery.

I have but one simple question: WHY?

Just 'cause.

Asking a question I know the answer to;

Have you ever tried to be less of an anti social fag?

BOOOOOOBS!

How are your pee muscles today?

Not bad, not bad.

Why did you post this when it was obvious you'd get questions like this?

Really, i honestly feel sad for you.

You'd be the first.

If the moon was made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it?

I know I would.

If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

I would.

I'd eat myself with mustard.

I'd be real good.

Would you eat yourself if you were a hotdog?

Incest is wrong, right? RIGHT?

If the moon was made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it?

I know I would.

Nope. I like ribs, but I don't like them THAT much.

Would you eat yourself if you were a hotdog?

Hell no.

Incest is wrong, right? RIGHT?

If it's between a child and a parent, then yes, it is wrong.
But if it's between a brother and sister, and they do use protection and birth control, then no, I don't think it's wrong. Same thing with cousins.

But if it's between a brother and sister, and they do use protection and birth control, then no, I don't think it's wrong. Same thing with cousins.

Woah, that is quite a strong comment you made there.

Could you explain that a bit more?

He wants to do his sister?

I actually want to hear what he says about this. I think what he will say will prove the type of stereotype I am thinking of.

But if it's between a brother and sister, and they do use protection and birth control, then no, I don't think it's wrong. Same thing with cousins.

=/
As arousing as it sounds, incest is still wrong. By the way is this topic considered NSFW?

If it's between a child and a parent, then yes, it is wrong.
But if it's between a brother and sister, and they do use protection and birth control, then no, I don't think it's wrong. Same thing with cousins.

wow...just...wow...
Tell me, are you from below the Mason Dixon line, by any chance?

If it's between a child and a parent, then yes, it is wrong.
But if it's between a brother and sister, and they do use protection and birth control, then no, I don't think it's wrong. Same thing with cousins.

wow...just...wow...
Tell me, are you from below the Mason Dixon line, by any chance?

He lives in Maine e3e;

also, blatantly against the Bible (for those of you who care) and against the laws of, well, everywhere.

except Texas

No, that's illegal here too.

Alright:

Animefan, could you please explain, in detail, why you think it is okay between brother and sister?

No, that's illegal here too.

Oh, my mistake, I honestly thought incest was legal in Texas.

Thinking is also illegal here, so stop it 

Thinking is also illegal here, so stop it 

I think you're wrong, compadre.

But if it's between a brother and sister, and they do use protection and birth control, then no, I don't think it's wrong. Same thing with cousins.

Woah, that is quite a strong comment you made there.

Could you explain that a bit more?

-EVERYTHING fun is illegal in Texas, except six-shooters and alcohol.
-The Bible also condones slavery and preaches against homosexuality, so it doesn't rank very high on my "trustworthy sources" list.
-I live in Maine, I'm from the North.
-The law says you can't do your sister, but the law also says that you have to be taxed directly from your paycheck, so the law doesn't get many "trustworthy" points either.

Now my argument as to brother-sister incest: Why not? So long as you don't impregnate her, why can't you? There's no LOGICAL reason not to so long as she doesn't get pregnant.

Between a kid and a parent, of course it would be very wrong. I mean, doing the person you came out of? I think NOT!

But you didn't come out of your sister. You may have the same blood, but if she's hot enough, she can be tempting. I have lots of friends who acknowledge that their sisters are "hot". Now mind you, most of those friends still wouldn't do their sisters, but they acknowledge their sisters are hot.

However, it depends HOW hot she is. You see, doing your sister would still feel kinda awkward, so she'd need to be hot enough. Personally, if I had a sister, I wouldn't do her unless she looked like a goddess. A GODDESS. I'm talking perfect ass, DD boobs or bigger, acne-free face...

So it's unlikely, but the possibility is still there. Basically, she has to be sexy enough that the awkward feeling would be "worth it." I don't think it's a good idea to have sex with an ugly sister or even an OK looking sister, because after wards you'd regret it. In other words, her looks have to outrank the awkward feeling.

And of course, if I had a sister and she was somehow an anime girl, I'd put it in without hesitation. I know anime girls aren't real, but I'm just throwing that factor out there for the sake of saying it.

So, can anybody find a LOGICAL reason not to do a very very hot sister if she uses birth control and you use a condom, and the doors are locked and she promises NEVER to tell anybody?

With every post I read from you, you find new ways to disgust me.

-The law says you can't do your sister, but the law also says that you have to be taxed directly from your paycheck, so the law doesn't get many "trustworthy" points either.

Uh taxes are kind of important.

I'm not reading the rest of your post, hence why I'm not responding to it. I stopped reading after "But you didn't come out of your sister." because my brain will implode if I go on reading your moronic thoughts.

-The law says you can't do your sister, but the law also says that you have to be taxed directly from your paycheck, so the law doesn't get many "trustworthy" points either.

Uh taxes are kind of important.

I'm not reading the rest of your post, hence why I'm not responding to it. I stopped reading after "But you didn't come out of your sister." because my brain will implode if I go on reading your moronic thoughts.

Don't put words in my mouth. I didn't say taxes as a whole were bad. I just said you don't need taxes on your paychecks though. Did you know that 60% of all businesses are cheating the paycheck tax system?

We're going to just be paying more taxes every time we buy something, so I don't see why they have to charge us on the money we MAKE as well.

With every post I read from you, you find new ways to disgust me.

All in a days work.

-The Bible also condones slavery and preaches against homosexuality, so it doesn't rank very high on my "trustworthy sources" list.

I Object on the grounds of inaccuracy.
Evidence: (bible supporting homosexuality)

-The law says you can't do your sister, but the law also says that you have to be taxed directly from your paycheck, so the law doesn't get many "trustworthy" points either.

what do taxes have to do with trustworthiness?
I Object on the grounds of relevance.

Now my argument as to brother-sister incest: Why not? So long as you don't impregnate her, why can't you? There's no LOGICAL reason not to so long as she doesn't get pregnant.

We're asking you why, you need to prove that, not make us prove why not.
That is also your opinion, not stated fact.
I Object on the grounds of subjective reasoning.

So, can anybody find a LOGICAL reason not to do a very very hot sister if she uses birth control and you use a condom, and the doors are locked and she promises NEVER to tell anybody?

I have one.  Post traumatic stress disorder.  You just fucked your sister.  Hell, you might have even taken her virginity.  That is going to weigh on your mind for a while, and may, if not will, cause a form of stress disorder.  Guilty Consciences are heavy.

Though, that's only a possibility, it should be reason enough

Also, your justification for incest (she's fucking bangin!) is very shallow.

I also have a reason why not to do your sister, apart from the fact its just plain fucked up
If you parents ever found out, not only would they disown you and kick you form the house, your father would probably kill you in ways you didnt even think possible, hell mine would

And if you tried to explain why you did it and said anything like "She was hot so its worth it" they would probably find a way to bring you back from the grave so they could kill you again.

If you were locked in a room with a man and you had a gun, if you shot him and nobody found out, would you do it?

That's pretty much a reworking of your question in a different scenario.

The answer is morals.

If you were locked in a room with a man and you had a gun, if you shot him and nobody found out, would you do it?

That's pretty much a reworking of your question in a different scenario.

The answer is morals.

This is Animefan you're talking to. He wouldn't do something horrible like that. No, he'd just take the man hostage and use him as leverage to get his "internet rights". The army and government would surely never find a way to take care of one man with a gun and a hostage so they'd have to give in to everyone of his demands. That's all.

If you were locked in a room with a man and you had a gun, if you shot him and nobody found out, would you do it?

That's pretty much a reworking of your question in a different scenario.

The answer is morals.

This is Animefan you're talking to. He wouldn't do something horrible like that. No, he'd just take the man hostage and use him as leverage to get his "internet rights". The army and government would surely never find a way to take care of one man with a gun and a hostage so they'd have to give in to everyone of his demands. That's all.

You forget that he will have an army of his own... Somehow

If you were locked in a room with a man and you had a gun, if you shot him and nobody found out, would you do it?

That's pretty much a reworking of your question in a different scenario.

The answer is morals.

This is Animefan you're talking to. He wouldn't do something horrible like that. No, he'd just take the man hostage and use him as leverage to get his "internet rights". The army and government would surely never find a way to take care of one man with a gun and a hostage so they'd have to give in to everyone of his demands. That's all.

You forget that he will have an army of his own... Somehow

Everyone will think "Oh its animefan!" and grow a pair of 'samurai balls'. Honor thy internet bitches.

If you were locked in a room with a man and you had a gun, if you shot him and nobody found out, would you do it?

That's pretty much a reworking of your question in a different scenario.

The answer is morals.

Not to incite an argument, but morals are subjective. I wouldn't say he lacks morality, just that his moral code is very different from yours, and most people's for that matter.

Malson... thanks. A lot.

Look guize, I just want a NORMAL "Ask a Stereotype" thread. I'm tired of arguing. Hell, I'm just tired, so can we please either drop the argument and go back to the random questions thing in hope of salvaging this topic, or just let this entire topic die so I can open a new one and give it a fresh start?

BTW, I'm back now.

Here's a question:

Where did you go?

You are a very interesting subject. Even though you lack a lot of sense you make a point in every sentence you say. I'd say you're quite intelligent!
and you make me lol so hard.

So, now to get a fresh start and all, What are you views on incest sex?

I ask you

I ask you

I'd fill up on liquids all day long so I could use ALL of them.

Liar, we all know you can't pee.

I ask you

I'd fill up on liquids all day long so I could use ALL of them.

ok then, in what order?

I ask you

I'd fill up on liquids all day long so I could use ALL of them.

ok then, in what order?

Right to left.
Kudos to anybody who knows why. :p

I ask you

I'd fill up on liquids all day long so I could use ALL of them.

ok then, in what order?

Right to left.
Kudos to anybody who knows why. :p

BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY THEY READ IN JAPAN WHAT DO I WIN.

I ask you

I'd fill up on liquids all day long so I could use ALL of them.

ok then, in what order?

Right to left.
Kudos to anybody who knows why. :p

BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY THEY READ IN JAPAN WHAT DO I WIN.

Free pizza?

it's as if the fact that you are white can't get burnt into my head any more than it is now.

Good job.

it's as if the fact that you are white can't get burnt into my head any more than it is now.

NOT A SENTENCE

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I'm sorry what

Too bad life doesn't have an edit button.

Lol @ Holk.

Also Anski - lol at changing.

I'm pretty sure it was: "It's burnt as white that female fact you right I now IMMEDIATELY"

No it was the exact same thing except I had to move stuff around.

I had just woke up and wasn't exactly EXTREME FOCUSED.

TRUE OR FALSE?!

Surprisingly false.

<-Still sad that Krissy left me.

Is there something you don't like about anime?

Surprisingly false.

<-Still sad that Krissy left me.

Who the hells Kirssy

Surprisingly false.

<-Still sad that Krissy left me.

Who the hells Kirssy

the girlfriend he had a little back

Is there something you don't like about anime?

No, I love everything about anime.

Surprisingly false.

<-Still sad that Krissy left me.

Who the hells Kirssy

the girlfriend he had a little back

No, that was Brandy. Brandy left me at the end of December. I met Krissy in March (or late February?) and things went GREAT between us until she mysteriously left me around early August without a word, nor would she return any of my messages.

And that's what happened.

Is there something you don't like about anime?

No, I love everything about anime.

*jumps in*

Is that even possible?

Style?
Humor?
Action?
Personality?

Here is a question then: do you like every anime?

Is there something you don't like about anime?

No, I love everything about anime.

*jumps in*

Is that even possible?

Style?
Humor?
Action?
Personality?

Here is a question then: do you like every anime?

So far, yes. I have yet to view an anime I DIDN'T like, but I haven't seen EVERY anime, so I really don't know if I like them all or not. I just know that I like all the ones I've seen so far.

Did you know that 60% of all businesses are cheating the paycheck tax system?

Did you know that 100% of all Animefans invent arbitrary percentages in a pathetic attempt to back up their retarded opinions?

lol, but seriously, do you prefer anime or manga?

So far, yes. I have yet to view an anime I DIDN'T like, but I haven't seen EVERY anime, so I really don't know if I like them all or not. I just know that I like all the ones I've seen so far.

You either must have horrible tastes, or horrible perception, because I know that all anime isn't good. There's no way you could like every one you've seen, because only 1:1000 is actually good. If that.

The other possibility is that he's watched very few animes.

I presupposed that a person named Fanatical About Anime would've seen a decent amount. I could be wrong though.

I hate anime.

I hate anime.

Anime hates you.

Anemofon I love you.