Ask your Princess

 

Why is your heart purple?

Purple also means gay.

Why are you so flamboyant?

Will you marry me?

What are you the princess of?

You suck.


also, will you have sex wimme? (ATLEAST DO THAT MUCH ;-;)

Do you have people put to death in really awesome ways?

Do you act like Chris Crocker

By awesome I mean cutting their heads off and burning them alive.

Why haven't you bought a boat/teleporter to chewey yet?

By awesome I mean cutting their heads off and burning them alive.

Nope Sorry

Why haven't you bought a boat/teleporter to chewey yet?

But, dear, it's so more comfortable to go by plane.

Am I a worst Enemy or your best Partner? =X

Do you smoke Good Marijuana or REALLY GOOD MARIJUANA?

Would you rather have sex with the hottest girl on the planet or with the ugliest guy on the planet?

Would you rather have my babies or Boe's?

You just gave me a complex, do you feel bad about that?

Would you rather have enemies or heretics?

Do you have people put to death in really awesome ways?

Depends on what you mean by awesome, really. I don't think so.

Do you poison them by replacing there salt with
lsd?

Do you like to swim?

You just gave me a complex, do you feel bad about that?

I'm not 100% if you have one, but I kinda do, yes

Would you rather have enemies or heretics?

Good question ;-; heretics, I guess :3

Do you poison them by replacing there salt with
lsd?

No, I pee in their cosmopolitans.

Do you like to swim?

Funny you ask I hate swimming. Mostly because of the horrible weather we have over here, but still!

wanna ride?

Do you enjoy bathing?

Do you like sailor men?

wanna ride?

You're 13 and in general, no.

Do you enjoy bathing?

Bathing with lots of bubbles!

Do you like sailor men?

Not really, they stink. I like sailor women though, it's cool when you break stereotypes.

Great Scott, Levent likes swimmers, amirite?

As for the question, uhh... why is the human mind so hard to understand?

Why is the human mind so hard to understand?

Because you're trying to understand the wrong thing. Try grasping the heart, not the mind.

Great Scott, Levent likes swimmers, amirite?

As for the question, uhh... why is the human mind so hard to understand?

Yep yep. 
Then why is the human heart so precious and valuable?

Should I be a Sorceress or a Assassin?

Then why is the human heart so precious and valuable?

I said it's for yourself to figure out but it's real neat and awesome.

Should I be a Sorceress or a Assassin?

Upon closer inspection, I'd say Sorceress.

Is Plague Bad? =X

Do you love me long time?

Can I be your knight?

Can I be your Paladin?

Fixed.

Do you have a knight in shining armour?

Spain or Sweden?

Is Plague Bad? =X

Not if you know how to handle it!

Do you love me long time?

Um, no sorry

Can I be your knight?

Who would be your horse? hohoho

Do you have a knight in shining armour?

Yup, I do

Spain or Sweden?

Spain, no doubt about it. In all honesty though, I really think Portugal is most awesome

Greece.
Y/N ?

What do you do with political prisoners?

wanna ride?

You're 13 and in general, no.

WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME :-;

If it keeps on rainin', is the levee going to break?

Will you go and eat pasta with me?

If you were to pick a executioner out of the two choices, which one would it be?

1-French Swordsman

2-Fat guy with potato sack wielding a chainsaw 

Will you go and eat pasta with me?

Are you trying to pull a trick like in 'Lady and the Tramp'? It wouldn't work. And I hate pasta. But sure, I'll go "eat" it with you :3

If you were to pick a executioner out of the two choices, which one would it be?

1-French Swordsman

2-Fat guy with potato sack wielding a chainsaw 

A french swordsman, of course. You need style when doing these things.

Will you get me more beer?

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Warrior or Princess?

Do you think I'm a good person/have a good personality?

I'm sorry ;-;;

Do you forgive me?

Will you get me more beer?

Do I look like a maid? No.

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Overused, dull. Headache.

Warrior or Princess?

Warriorprincess!

Do you think I'm a good person/have a good personality?

I think you're annoying at times. I don't know you as a person so I shouldn't judge, though. All in all, I don't mind you~

I'm sorry ;-;;

Do you forgive me?

Of course, silly ;-;; Everything is 101% :3

Will you be a maid if I get you a maid outfit?

Maid outfits are gay.

Can I get you a fortune cookie, princess?

Will you be a maid if I get you a maid outfit?

I'll be mad :3 I'd have you wear it and throw you out on the street.

Maid outfits are gay.

Can I get you a fortune cookie, princess?

Yeah they are. And sure, I love fortune cookies :O

After I am thrown out on said street, would you expect a SNEAK ATTACK?

can i be your royal jester or something if you don't love me?

Would you like some fresh muffins I made?

After I am thrown out on said street, would you expect a SNEAK ATTACK?

I'd expect no more disturbance from you :x I'd most likely just hide in a corner anyway. I don't think you could sneak up on me.

can i be your royal jester or something if you don't love me?

You could be the local fool :3 I don't mind. You'll have to ask the prince~

Would you like some fresh muffins I made?

Muffins are gross sorry.

do you enjoy mmorpgs?

Do you liek cats?

can i be your royal jester or something if you don't love me?

You could be the local fool :3 I don't mind. You'll have to ask the prince~

Local fool is fine with me.

Do you like to wear dresses?

do you enjoy mmorpgs?

No ma'am. They're all horrible

Do you liek cats?

Yeah, I do. to top it off, I have a real awesome one :3

can i be your royal jester or something if you don't love me?

You could be the local fool :3 I don't mind. You'll have to ask the prince~

Local fool is fine with me.

Then it's decided. Yay.

Do you like to wear dresses?

Not really ;-; I look ok in them but they're not really my thing at all. No thanks </3

How come you're so awesome and lovable? 

Have you actually ever said, "Let them eat cake" ?

Are you my friend?

How come you're so awesome and lovable? 

I do my best ;-;

Have you actually ever said, "Let them eat cake" ?

Well actually, no :3 But I have said something similar to "Let them eat the cake already" on my birthday ;-;

Are you my friend?

I am friends with everyone except for Irock ;-; Of course I am

How come you're so awesome and lovable? 

I ask the same thing ;-;

Is the cake a lie?

Is the cake a lie?

Is the joke dead?

Yes.

Is the cake a lie?

Is the joke dead?

Yes.

Agreed.

Is the cake a lie?

Is the joke dead?

Yes.

Agreed.

Italics.

Is the cake a lie?

Is the joke dead?

Yes.

Agreed.

Italics.

Emphasis

Is the cake a lie?

Is the joke dead?

Yes.

Agreed.

Italics.

Emphasis

Slightly tilted letters?

Princess, did this question just break the combo?

What is your favorite food?