Ask a Texan

Djangofat made the last one and everyone knows shes not a real Texan. So ask away

how fat are you?

hows the ranch?

How bout dem Cowboys

how fat are you?

Im skinny, my body absorbs beef and makes it into thermonuclear energy for me to fight pollution

hows the ranch?

Great actually, just got a new herd of cattle

How bout dem Cowboys

It's not football season >:|

Have you ever branded a cow?

Have you ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass because he isn't a real Texas Ranger?

Have you seen the Alamo?

Do you remember the Alamo?

Do you like Texas fried chicken?

What is Texas? 

What is Texas? 

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Have you ever branded a cow?

Yes

Have you ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass because he isn't a real Texas Ranger?

No

Have you seen the Alamo?

Do you remember the Alamo?

I have been in the Alamo three times

Yes

Do you like Texas fried chicken?

Duh

What is Texas? 

Best damn place on Earth

Do you have bad pizza there?

No actually we have great pizza. Nothing beats our bbq or tex-mex though.

How much tumbleweed can you see flying about?

Infinite, but if the question is "How much do I?" I've only see tumbleweeds like once every 2 months

Infinite, but if the question is "How much do I?" I've only see tumbleweeds like once every 2 months

I meant if you look outside the window right now nvmnvm

faggot

The window in my room goes to the side yard, all I see is dog poop and fence.

How's the weather down there, mate?

It rained today so only like 80 degrees.

Does it rain often in Texas?

Does it rain often in Texas?

Yes.

The window in my room goes to the side yard, all I see is dog poop and fence.

Catch it on fire.

Does it rain often in Texas?

Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.

Does it rain often in Texas?

Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.

Is the great flood coming?