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Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

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Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

I'd ask Louisiana

HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH


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So about that money...
So is it really a dry heat in Texas or was my neighbor full of crap?

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Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

I'd ask Louisiana

HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH




Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.

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Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

I'd ask Louisiana

HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH




Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.

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Its a Katrina joke
So is it really a dry heat in Texas or was my neighbor full of crap?
It varies, though dry heat isnt as bad as when its humid.
103 degrees + Saturation = JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT FEELS LIKE 200 DEGREES AAH WHY IS SO STICKY GET THE FUCK AWAY MOSQUITOES ;o; Im dying :(.

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It was 82 two nights ago, but it's barely ever humid.

Does Texas have any stores that do not sell cowboy hats?

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It was 82 two nights ago, but it's barely ever humid.

Does Texas have any stores that do not sell cowboy hats?
We have like 2 stores that sell cowboy hats. Texans are born with cowboy hats so we do not need to buy them

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So about that money...
I would like to see some one born with a cowboy hat, do you have any pitures? Because that would be pretty bad ass.


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Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

I'd ask Louisiana

HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH




Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.

:facepalm:
Its a Katrina joke

Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)

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Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

I'd ask Louisiana

HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH




Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.

:facepalm:
Its a Katrina joke

Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)

IT'S NOT AN ALL OF LOUISIANA JOKE IT'S A KATRINA JOKE
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Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

I'd ask Louisiana

HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH




Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.

:facepalm:
Its a Katrina joke

Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)

IT'S NOT AN ALL OF LOUISIANA JOKE IT'S A KATRINA JOKE

Plus, it only really flooded New Orleans.

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Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

I'd ask Louisiana

HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH




Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.

:facepalm:
Its a Katrina joke

Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)

IT'S NOT AN ALL OF LOUISIANA JOKE IT'S A KATRINA JOKE

Plus, it only really flooded New Orleans.

Does it really fucking matter you faggot?!

"OH MY GOD A GIANT WHIRLWIND TOOK OUT HALF OF THE UNITED STATES!"

"To be truthful it only took at 24 states"

"... what."

Don't be so fucking technical, now I wished you would have been fucking flooded. Way to ruin an actually funny joke you fucking waste of space faggot.
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He's trying to impress us with his knowledge of Louisiana.

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I was pointing out your mistake.
The difference between one state and one city is rather large.

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So about that money...

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That's one the former U.S.S. Texas'. A nuclear powered battleship, second of its kind. However now the U.S.S. Texas is the second (and best) nuclear powered submarine enlisted in the U.S. Navy. The first U.S.S. Texas also happened to be the first battleship ever used by the United States Navy. And the second one was some shit I dont remember.

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    * The first Texas was the US Navy's first battleship, which served from 1895 until 1911.
    * The second Texas (BB-35) is a dreadnought battleship that served in both World Wars.
    * The third Texas (CGN-39) was the second Virginia-class nuclear guided missile cruiser.
    * The fourth Texas (SSN-775) was commissioned on September 9, 2006 and is the second Virginia-class nuclear attack submarine.

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Is that the one outside the San Jacinto monument? I've been on that.

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Texas > You
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Could Texas beat Russia in a fist fight?

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