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The title explains itself, everyone posts five words to continue the story!

Once apon a time, monkeys...

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Took over the small world
Monkeys work better than zombies.

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And they played on the...

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trampoline set, until one day...




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there was a meteor shower...

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and everyone died.  Oh well...

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...maybe they'll survive next time.




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Suddenly, zombies popped out of...

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the barren, ashy remnants of

:tinysmile::tinysmile:

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a mansion on Devil's Island...




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that was in a plane...

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that crashed during a flight...

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and fell on a house...

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Wich began to burn like.....

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a house that was burning
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

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w/e
believe it or not that
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is what really happened and

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that is the entire truth.




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Then the zombies ate a

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rotten pinapple and then invaded

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a country known only as...




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Australia, whence came a terrible

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cheesecake, made up of flesh...
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wah
cakes... WHO WERE ALL LIES...

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and liars can't be trusted!




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wah
Unless, of course, they're gay.

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becuase if they lied they...

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would be shot, point blank
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they would explode with a

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gay man scream. A doggy...

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raped the gay man hard

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while president bush watched in

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his pink underwear and his
Monkeys work better than zombies.

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wah
tiny dick to rape men

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but then he was suddenly




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paid to veto the cure...

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for the world's worst virus...

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and all the dolphins sang...

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ding, dong, the witch is

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high on smurfs. A robot

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came crashing through my wall




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And rebelled against you all
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just like in I, Robot




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Who then Kicked their asses

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But failed to be awesome
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along with the cake lieing...

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about the sky falling, but

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that is another story altogether.




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Back to the main story,
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of how Asians take over

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the whole world using only




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chopsticks and a battery, becuase

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a battery can be used




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to engage massive nuclear missles
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at america and make bush

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go crazy and ride a...

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Pink Elephant and a cake
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while wearing a tootoo, elsewhere...

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Kerry cried in his sleep
Monkeys work better than zombies.

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and plotted to kill keny

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Kerry then realized he is
Monkeys work better than zombies.

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A pollution based sludge creature
Monkeys work better than zombies.

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who really REALLY loved to




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to eat sushi, so he

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took an all expensed trip...

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to Croatia, where he choked

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on raw nemo but Godzilla

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rose from beneath the radioactive

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cow platter and then shook

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the leaning tower of pizza

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which fell to the ground.




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And Pepperonis fell everywhere, elsewhere

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a gigantic rabbit monster cried
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