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I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]

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How to make the cops stop following you:

1. Cut your Dick and throw it at the police officer...

Police Dep.: What happend?
Officer: Someone just throw at us his dick...
Pocile Dep.: Where did it land?
Officer: In someones mouth, now the gay guys think he's gay.
Officer: I told him to close his mouth if you see a dildo flying at you.
Police Dep.: Awww....I wish it was on a girl.
Officer: If that happend, I'll throw my dildo at her.

....WTF?!?!

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Ummm.... no?

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Good, because I was gonna throw a dildo at you.

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This topic just isn't funny.  It wasn't funny from the start, and hasn't gotten any better since then.

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This topic just isn't funny.  It wasn't funny from the start, and hasn't gotten any better since then.

WELL then, why don't you just make it funny Mr. Comedian!*  ;)

Edit:
Thanks Firerain, you know how tricky those E's and A's can be!
« Last Edit: August 20, 2007, 02:12:44 AM by Arkbennett »

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So the other day as I sat and watched T.V. I saw a commercial for buisiness paper, and guess what, they portrayed a black man in a buisiness setting!

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So the other day as I sat and watched T.V. I saw a commercial for buisiness paper, and guess what, they portrayed a black man in a buisiness setting!

Did he chop off his dick and whip it at a cop?

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My dick is black.
That means it's big.

Like a mammoth.
Furry like a mammoth too!

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my dick is under-sized. and hairy.

a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/415/366/fight5.sxycnp87hy.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">25</a><p><small>Meet <a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/states/151/new-hampshire">New Hampshire Singles</a></small></p

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Is your dick so thickly covered by your tremendous bush, that only a lemon, pair of whool shears, gasoline, and fire would be able to penetrate?

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why the fuck would a lemon be in there.  ;8


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*steps away from Arkbennett

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Are you a lemon licker?


That means lesbian

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GIVE IT BACK DAMMIT I NEED IT FOr....

WTF DID U DO? Y U SECKS MY LEMONS?

I need them for lemonade ;9

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 BECAUSE I LOVE LEMONS!
And they love me!

Here, eat some beans.
 :mex:

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too late, I secksd them too.


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STOOOP...you shouldn't have secksed them... because now... I CONTROL YOUR MIND!

FIX ME A CHICKEN POT PIE!

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*Makes him a chicken pot pie*
(How!?)
Here you go sir.
I secksed up the pie for you too.
It has my... Special sauce in it.  ;)

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*Makes him a chicken pot pie*
(How!?)
Here you go sir.
I secksed up the pie for you too.
It has my... Special sauce in it.  ;)

That's no special sauce.....THATS YOUR SPERM!!!