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« Last Edit: July 06, 2007, 09:04:29 PM by Lord Dante »

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OMFG.

thanks Zeriab ^.^

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Are you kosher?

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Do you wear one of those black things... those hats... or whatever they are?
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Do you wear one of those black things... those hats... or whatever they are?

I think they are called yamicas* and I think you only where them at temple.

(* I bet I butchered that word!)

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Are you kosher?

No, humans aren't kosher to eat. So, none of us are.
However, I do keep moderately kosher.

Do you wear one of those black things... those hats... or whatever they are?

A kippa? sometimes. They come in many different colors, and only really, really orthodox jews "blackhats" wear actual hats. Kippas (Yamulkes, a yiddush word), are what that catholic red hat thing is based off of.

Do you feel offended by Borat?

fuck no, he's hilarious! His humor is that he's making fun of people who are actually LIKE the character Borat, and he reveals people who, in this country, have ridiculous opinions.

Sacha Cohen is jewish, btw (actor who plays Borat)

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Do you feel offended by Borat?

fuck no, he's hilarious! His humor is that he's making fun of people who are actually LIKE the character Borat, and he reveals people who, in this country, have ridiculous opinions.

Sacha Cohen is jewish, btw (actor who plays Borat)

I'm glad more people get it, it's annoying reading all of these articles about how bad it is.

Next question:
Are you cheap?

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Do you feel offended by Borat?

fuck no, he's hilarious! His humor is that he's making fun of people who are actually LIKE the character Borat, and he reveals people who, in this country, have ridiculous opinions.

Sacha Cohen is jewish, btw (actor who plays Borat)

I'm glad more people get it, it's annoying reading all of these articles about how bad it is.

Next question:
Are you cheap?
ha. no, me personally?
no, f i have the money, I'll usually push it to he very limits. I am frugal though, and I don't spend all my money at once unless it' omthing I really want/need.

My dad and uncle, however, are another story  :tpg:

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Do you wanna grow a Rabbi Beard?

LOL.

Naw, I prefer a goatee, if anything. I dont really aspire to be a rabbi >.<

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So about that money...
Do you have a pretty sister?

 ;D

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So about that money...
I still want to be informed of any hawt sisters.