Ask your residing Martian

People have started asking me questions, so I though I might as well create a topic where I don't have to keep repeating the questions.
Oh, and if you ask me about something I don't like I am going to eat you.
Fire away

Is not kind in this topic !_!

What is it you don't like?

Will you destroy earth with giant laser beams?

Will you ever make a scripting tutorial that is simple?
Will you ever teach me RGSS?
Will you ever give me some Martian technology?
Will you teach me to be a Martian?
Will you let me reveal your name?

Will you ever bring us to the Great Altree?

Can you post your picture?

Will you force us to take you to our leader? *Just kidding*

Arrr!
Will ye tell me how ye made that fancy Martian avatar?

Can we breed with each other?
 

Ewwww.....

Will you let us worship you?

Just came back from a visit to my home planet

@Ferenn:
You 

@SirJackRex:
No, I am too lazy. Besides, there are more fun ways to destroy earth
Destroying earth with giant laser beams takes too little time.

@Mastermoo:
5.times {p 'No!'}
Behave or I will eat you.

@SirJackRex:
I came to earth in search of The Great Altree.
As soon as I find The Great Altree I am leaving earth forever

@Irock:
*points at avatar*
I also attached a photo to this post. Stupid paparazzi;_;
At least they tasted nicely

@Leventhan:
Nope, you walk to slowly. Besides I already know who your leader is.
My avatar is a picture me. landofshadows fixed it up so it looks nicely
*hugs landofshadows*

@SirJackRex:
Why would I want to breed with something unclean !_!

@Leventhan:
Sure
If you get too annoying you end up either as dinner for me or DS's slave !

Who is your leader?

I thought the Altree's root came from Mars...DAMN

One more:
Will humans ever find life on mars, or will you hide from us?

Wtf? Why is the martian named "Abe?" o.o

@SirJackRex:
I won't tell.   
I do not know whether or not humans ever will be capable of finding life on Mars even if we do not hide.
Maybe we will for fun reveal ourselves and look at the humans stunned faces. That would be awesome 

@mastermoo420:
Abe was the name of the photographer.

How'd you learn Engrish? OH WAIT! You guys have the gift of Human Tongues. Who is the alien? What's it's name and is it you?

Could you post some Martian for us?

No use, our puny human computer's can't take the advanced Martian language.

Well then ask for a martian computer first!

But I already asked him if we could have some Martian technology but he said no.

......I've got nothin'

@SirJackRex:
Why would I want to breed with something unclean !_!

Aren't I entitled to green children...   
Well, what color are you Martians?

John Carter of Mars says there are green, blue and red. Plus a human like martian.

@mastermoo420:
I warned ya !_!
*Zeriab takes a bite out off mastermoo420*
Mmmm.... Delicious
I'll be saving the rest for next time

@SirJackRex:
mastermoo420 already gave you the answer

@mastermoo420

@Leventhan:

@mastermoo420

@Leventhan:

@SirJackRex:
Racist !_!
Just kidding
Can't you tell yourself though?

Actually Martians are very beautiful
Problem is that our eyesight is different from yours, so I can't really answer it because I do know not how you see it.

WTF WHY DID YOU EAT ME?

WTF WHY DID YOU EAT ME?

You asked for it! 

I'm not going to say something you don't like but can you eat me anyway?

WTF WHY DID YOU EAT ME?

You asked for it! 

Give me a quote where I specifically said "EAT ME, ZERIAB" other than this post in which I asked for those exact words. And eat DS! She can join me in the stomach of a Martian.

Oh, and if you ask me about something I don't like I am going to eat you.

@mastermoo420:
Told ya. Besides. I only ate a little bit of you. There is still an awful lot of you left.
Enough for a week

@SirJackRex:

@Deliciously_Saucy:
No. I like you
I can lick you and nibble a bit on you if you want. I won't eat you though.

@mastermoo420:

@SirJackRex:

Whoa... Zeriab's a little perverted.... He's going to lick and nibble DS. O_O

I'm like an angel compared to you

A perverted angel?

No, I don't think so.
A fallen angel ?

I GOT IT! A Martian, Perverted angel.

Omg he's gonna kill you now that you have discovered his true identity!!

Oh btw, do you guys have sour worms over there? =D

~Winged

Moo... You are loads more perverted than me
Martians are not as perverted as humans. You might find us a bit dull because of that.

@Winged:
I won't kill them because I am nice
They do have sour worms btw.

I'm not more perverted... I'm just... human... T_T You're not dull you're fun. Not funny, though. And every place in the universe has sour worms.

Well....I have to ask this:

Do martian women really have four breasts?

There are genetically defect Martian women with only four breasts.
But if you look at a normal Martian women then no. More <3

There are genetically defect Martian women with only four breasts.
But if you look at a normal Martian women then no. More <3

Lucky.... 

ewww, more than two breasts is gross. I even dislike third nipples.

ewww, more than two breasts is gross. I even dislike third nipples.

 

I was joking.

ewww, more than two breasts is gross. I even dislike third nipples.

That's because you are human

I'm pretty sure you would like 8 breasts if that was what was normal for humans

But it's not.

This from what I get my sources from: (Don't ask me how I found this, well, I googled princess of mars, it's a book)

Spoiler for NSFW:

Wtf?

Wtf?

The Princess of Mars in an old Sci-Fi book, very good, I suggest you find a copy.
It's part of a loong series.

However, that is a fan  comic book I found by accident.

I don't wish to read a series of Martian-themed books with naked Martians with 8000 boobs. I don't care if it's good.... If it's gross.... XP

I don't wish to read a series of Martian-themed books with naked Martians with 8000 boobs. I don't care if it's good.... If it's gross.... XP

They don't have pictures in them, that's just the fan comic.

Oh.... Then I don't want to read. It seriously hurts my head sometimes.

Like you said, it's just fan-made.
You have no idea how much I laughed when looking at that pic.
Totally wrong XD

Paleeze can i have your autograph with this pen which is not at all going to blast whilst you writeth?


peace plz.

ok, why do people describe you aliens so ugly and all, And have you starred in any sci-fi movie?

@Nightwolf:
Sure
*Writes an autograph with a different pen and gives it to Nightwolf*

I can't tell you whether or not I have starrred in any sci-fi movie :B
I can however tell you why people describe us as being so ugly.
They are jealous.

Are you popular among your people?
How big are the cities of mars, and how many are there?

Spoiler for:

And did anyone else notice that on that picture form that crazy fan-comic, the chick in the statue had a penis?

Spoiler for:

And did anyone else notice that on that picture form that crazy fan-comic, the chick in the statue had a penis?

I did
They're hemaphrodite.
Is Zeriab? (forgive me)

Are you truly a resident, or an illegal alien?

Lol. I think being a Martian gives him Intergalactic Immunity. Whatever the word 5 words back meant.

@SirJackRex:
Naturally I am popular
I'm too lazy to answer your second questions.
I did notice, like I say:

Like you said, it's just fan-made.
You have no idea how much I laughed when looking at that pic.
Totally wrong XD

@Leventhan:
Hemaphrodites are very rare indeed. I am not one.

@modern algebra:
I am not an illegal alien and if anyone complains they wont live long