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Hey there. Got problems with anything, something only a hunk o' burnin' love like me could answer? Well, ask away and I'll give you the answers you need to make yourself as sexy as me!

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How would one go about lowering their refractory period?

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Why are YOU the one answering questions.

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How studs use tampon?


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What do you do if your name is Chris Malson, and all the ladies are disgusted by your flab and fist-sized nipples. :B
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Women say my dick makes Brian Gumbal look like malcom x, what should I do?
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How would one go about lowering their refractory period?

It's all in the genes. I was blessed with such a glorious gift and trust me, the ladies love it ;)

However, I've developed a theory where if you eat a lot of dead mice and burnt hair, it might ignite the hormones necessary to achieve such a godly refractory period. I have yet to test this though, but feel free to do so if you wish.

Why are YOU the one answering questions.

GilgameshROplz

I'm taking the questions for him, as I am his student. He's busy with his studly duties, but he may take questions if he likes.

How studs use tampon?

We don't use them, silly. We offer them to ladies such as yourself.

What do you do if your name is Chris Malson, and all the ladies are disgusted by your flab and fist-sized nipples. :B

kill yourself

Women say my dick makes Brian Gumbal look like malcom x, what should I do?

Whoever's saying it clearly wants a piece of you. Make sure you do so, but don't give them all of you. They gotta earn it first ;)
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What are 3 ways I can get girls to liek meeee :((((((((
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What are 3 ways I can get girls to liek meeee :((((((((

1. Stop whining about how girls don't like you
2. Play them a song on the kazoo*
3. Bake them a double chocolate cake

*the guitar is also a possible choice

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what do i do with the vagina

i touch it but she says i'm not doing it right

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what do i do with the vagina

i touch it but she says i'm not doing it right

Practice makes perfect on that one kiddo ;8

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What are 3 ways I can get girls to liek meeee :((((((((

1. Stop whining about how girls don't like you
2. Play them a song on the kazoo*
3. Bake them a double chocolate cake

*the guitar is also a possible choice

Thx u!! You hav helped me gr8ly.
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i dont want to know her name, all i want is bang bang bang

she seems, however, to have a problem with this

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