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« Last Edit: February 17, 2008, 07:18:26 AM by Arrow-1 »

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is it true that all you men think about is sex

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Scram, chump.

The answer is yes.

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I'm sorry I selected you for this question.

in a battle 1 vs.1 who would win?

 :bean:     or  :mex:
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:bean: would win.

Though I hate having to pick a favorite child, it's true.

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Do guys get shy when they notice they don't have a a 4/6 pack? (No idea where this came from...)

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Well, I tend to make sure I keep my shirt on in public, if that's what you mean.

(I fear the day I have to take it off for someone. I really need to get in shape.)

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Do guys get shy when they notice they don't have a a 4/6 pack? (No idea where this came from...)

~Winged

Well with me, not at all. I actually prefer having a gut to a six-pack.

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Zypher gets off to his own flab. ;8

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What is the meaning of spongebob?

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The meaning of Sponge Bob is an utter lack of meaning all together.

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Why do you hate me ;-;?
Arlen is hot.

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The meaning of Sponge Bob is an utter lack of meaning all together.

Holy shit that was insightful.

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The meaning of Sponge Bob is an utter lack of meaning all together.

Holy shit that was insightful.

Its because his nose is like.. a penis

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How much do guys worry about the size of their penis?

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Not at all. I'm about 6 inches (which is average, if not a little on the small side) but I could really care less. As long as I know how to use it, the length won't be a problem ;)

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Lol. It says in one anime, "THE HEART IS WHAT COUNTS." By the way, I'm like the same length as Zypher. :o

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As long as it works, I don't care about the size.

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How much do guys worry about the size of their penis?

Me? Constantly. But that's probably because it's always making me think about it.

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How often do you think about having sex?



























with me, of course.

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Every single second of his life. I know that because his sexual aura emanates from him (right word? emanate?).

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How often do you think about having sex?



























with me, of course.

;8

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How often do you think about having sex?

with me, of course.

He has a shrine in his bedroom, complete with printouts of every picture you've ever posted. He's on his way to Cali now to sneak into your bedroom at night and steal a pair of your panties to add to the shrine.

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I'm really wondering what would happen if my teacher walked by just now and read that post. >_> ;8

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How often do you think about having sex?

with me, of course.

Says the fucking Psycho Bear. :P

He has a shrine in his bedroom, complete with printouts of every picture you've ever posted. He's on his way to Cali now to sneak into your bedroom at night and steal a pair of your panties to add to the shrine.

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I'm really wondering what would happen if my teacher walked by just now and read that post. >_> ;8
He or she would be incredibly turned on because he or she would be stalking Kairei, too.

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I asked this in Kairei's thread already...

DO YOU LOVE ME? (sorry, Jappy doesn't have any idea of what to post after all, and now she's crazed by this board)

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I asked this in Kairei's thread already...

DO YOU LOVE ME? (sorry, Jappy doesn't have any idea of what to post after all, and now she's crazed by this board)
....maybe you shouldn't be looking forward to that answer, cause if he's stalking me then he's prolly a loli-type for "loving" you.

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Awww, thank you! I'm happy xD I love lolis (LMAO). I mean lollipops. Hahaha (what's so funny bout it?!)

Question again~!

Are you a stalker? *innocent eyes*

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No, I am not. I am not a Bob from Ohio either.
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Question again~! xD My, Jappy is talktative, isn't she?

Do you offend gays? (cuz some guys in my class do)

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1) Hey, I like talkative girls.
2) I have no clue, but they offend me.
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Good question jap. Why do  men take the homophobic stance so quickly..?

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Because they're idiots.

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What Gilga said. I'm not homophobic, it's just that they are against why I believe in.
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Yeh, that sounds pretty homophobic to me.

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Good question jap. Why do  men take the homophobic stance so quickly..?

Because it's not "manly" enough.

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It should be noted that I am the manliest dude ever *flex flex* and I don't have any problem at all with homosexuality.

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Yeah, but you're also not a moron.

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That does seem to be a pretty rare trait.

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I dont mind homosexual guys as long as they dont hit on me.
And they do..
Alot...
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I'm gay but I won't hit on anyone since I do have a boyfriend, but I'm also cool because you can talk to me about anything girlfriend related, as in a guy friend talking about...naughty things he does with his girlfriend. I don't mind what other people like or do as long as they do not bash on me for what I can not get rid of...

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I'm from Ohio... Yet I'm not a Bob, my name is Kirk. Pretty funny though...

I don't care if you don't like me being gay... I used to be straight once. And if you all wanna know my story of being straight to gay, I'll tell you but right now I'm working on my story... But I'll post it if you wish.

Note: I will not hit on anyone as I've said before, if your gay or bisexual, do not touch my butt or I will slay you where you stand, it belongs to someone else, kthx XD

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...No one's gonna bash you for being gay here...If they do, they'll get e-socked.

Could you explain the "Bob" comment though?

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If you look back earlier in the topic they were discussing something about stalking loli people, and someone said At least your not a Bob from Ohio... Bob is a common name around ere`, farmers name, ya know? XD

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Ohhhhhhhhhh, right. I'm stupid, don't mind me. ;8

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Except for me. ;8

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Mess with him and you mess with me too  :mad:

Ontopic, what is the most extreme thing you would do for, say, 5 millions?
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How often do you think about having sex?

with me, of course.

Says the fucking Psycho Bear. :P

He has a shrine in his bedroom, complete with printouts of every picture you've ever posted. He's on his way to Cali now to sneak into your bedroom at night and steal a pair of your panties to add to the shrine.

I can supply those . . . . . for a price.
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Hey, just an update, still here.

This topic is for any questions that you need, but simply do not possess, a male perspective on!

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