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Awww you shouldn't have.

Does that mean it touched you?

WOW @_@

WHERE DID IT TOUCH YOU?

Where do you think...? Wow, Im horny today...

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Remember folks, February 15th is International "That's What She Said" Day!

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Rather simple, really.  No matter what the situation, if there is even the slightest innuendo at all...  You just respond with "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

Examples:

-The Workplace, to customers and clients whenever possible. For example:
Customer: "Is this the only color it comes in?"
Salesman: "That's what she said."

-The mall, preferably by interjecting into a strangers conversation. For example:
Girl talking to best friend: "Have you ever had a toblerone chocolate bar?"
Girl's Best Friend: "Yes, it was the best I've ever had."
You (Loudly and from behind): "That's what she said!"

-When someone has just had a head injury:
You (concerned): "Wow Jim, that looked like it hurt."
Amnesiac (who used to know he was your co-worker): "Say my name again."
You (smiling and walking off) "That's what she said."

-Your local cinema; movies are packed with times to loudly blurt out this zippy one-liner. For example:
James Bond: "Shaken, not stirred."
You (Yelling and standing up): "That's what she said."

-The open airwaves. If you happen to be a radio DJ pay attention, most modern song lyrics leave ample opportunity for you to relate what she said mid-song.
For example:
Evanescene (singing): "You never call me when you're sober"
Radio DJ (interupting):"That's what she said."

-Combat situations: For our men in women in places of turmoil nothing is a better stress reliever than a good joke. For example:
Platoon Commander: "Johnson, you and your squad take the left flank!"
Sgt Johnson: "That's what she said, sir."

-When meeting new members of the opposite sex
Woman: "Who are you and why are you staring at me like that?"
You: "That's what she said."

-The dinner table
Grandad: "Irwin, finish that up."
Irwin: "That's what she said."

-Public libraries
You: "Do you have anything on wankle rotary engines?"
Librarian: "Hmm, that's a hard one."
You: "That's what she said."

-While checking out at the cash register
Cashier: "Would you like any cash back?"
You (winking): "That's what she said."

-Checking out of hotels
Desk Clerk: "I hope you enjoyed your stay."
You (looking upward with a fond grin on your face): "Hmm, that's what she said."

-Classy restaurants.
Waiter: "Be careful, sir, it's quite hot."
You (making determined eye contact): "That's what she said."

-While Working at The Home Depot:
Unsuspecting Yuppie: "I'm here for some lumber."
Bored Sales Associate: "That's what she said."

-While shopping at The Home Depot:
Lot Attendant (while loading your manure): "Look out, this thing stinks."
You: "That's what she said."

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what she said to you lol, or he said


The time was good, when i gave her a winky eye,

the ...time was good, when i gave her a wink eye,

the time was bad, when she hit the sandal on my thighs.


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its better in Hindi, i had to change wordz lol
Arlen is hot.

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Thats what she said.

Joke

Where did you get that?

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Pink looks Lovely Dovely =3

Combines with me Mew =D

lol...Happy Valentine's Day...I thboght mines was First _|-|O

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