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Title: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Sophist on November 17, 2013, 02:30:58 AM
Hail citizens!

The War of the Breakfast Realm has begun!

War is on the horizon, and all citizens of thine RMRK must take up arms! Swear to your house of Breakfast, or be labeled a traitor to your kingdom!

Camps will be set up for the largest of the kingdoms, and we will prepare for war! From now until the end of the month, in celebration of the food and harvest, all citizens are hereby ordered to take up arms and delegate themselves to a house of the Breakfast Realm. Many of you may perish in the name of your nation, but you will always be remembered as the soldier who bravely stood for their kingdom!

Insults will be spewed!

All nations of breakfast food will be forever out of your diet, out of sheer hatred!

The seers have long foretold of war, and war is coming! By the end of the month, the most populous banner house will rise in victory! To ensign, reply to this post with the Kingdom of your choosing! From then, you will be forever labeled upon this ancient post, so that your ancestors will remember of your great allegiance. The Lords and Ladies of the Kingdom will henceforth change your titles or add Knight in front of your name!

Enlist today, for the good of your land!

The Kingdom that proves victorious by acquiring the most members will win it's lieges awards,
as will the most vocal opponent Kingdom! Huzzah!


Kingdoms:
House Waffle
"The Iron of the Realm."

  • Sophist, the Breakfast Knight
  • HaloOfTheSun, the Blind Waffle Knight
  • UltimaZix, Waffle Knight of the Prophet
  • NAMCKOR, die Waffle Waffe

House Eggs
"Always Fried, Never Scrambled."

  • EvilM00s, Knight Marshall of the Order of L'Ouvre du Coq

House Pancakes and Bacon
"The Softest and Crunchiest."

  • Dr. Mc, President Obama of the American Breakfast
  • IAMFORTE, Bacon Legionnaire

House Cereal
"Deliverance and Deliciousness."

  • Yuyubabe, Soviet Premier of Cereal
  • Lord Eddard Stark, Warden of the Milky North

House Toast-Coffee
"The Fair House of the Realm."

  • Acolyte, H.R.H. Strauberi Stoufd Toast d'Francoise
  • Strike_Reyhi, Holy Ordered Knight of Coffee
  • bluntsword, Sworn Knight de la Caffeine

All citizens are encouraged to participate! Refrain from changing your usual name, you wish to fight on your battlefield with honor! You may begin posting, and soon camps and banners will be flying the kingdom!

Enlist today!
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Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Irock on November 17, 2013, 03:02:09 AM
hitler
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: yuyu! on November 17, 2013, 04:09:43 AM
hitler is tasty

but stalin is better
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: yuyu! on November 17, 2013, 04:13:04 AM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwallpaperus.org%2Fresizes%2F04%2F155%2Fstalin-ussr-2500x3096-wallpaper-1652222.jpg&hash=c50f776cf33c8cf6d737f678bd2975b3935f0a9a)
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Irock on November 17, 2013, 04:16:06 AM
nein
am hitler
a+ kay-o
stalin hässlich rasen
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: yuyu! on November 17, 2013, 04:31:12 AM
Hitler vonyuchiye golovy
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: yuyu! on November 17, 2013, 04:34:18 AM
Stalin podderzhivayet zernovykh dlya zavtraka


edit: that means Joseph Stalin hereby supports cereal.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Dr. Mc on November 17, 2013, 05:21:18 AM
I am Barack Obama, and I support the right to eat pancakes and bacon for breakfast.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 17, 2013, 06:25:25 AM
I care not for your petty war. The Starks will stay within the walls of Winterfell, and watch as you slaughter each other for your inane reasons. It is the will of the old gods, and the new.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: EvilM00s on November 17, 2013, 07:09:33 AM
SUNNY SIDE UP FOR VICTORY!

I, EvilM00s, newly created Knight Marshall of the Order of L'Ouvre du Coq, ride forth hoisting the banner of the Kingdom of Egg! Come, my friends, come out of your shells and usher in a new era of morning meals!

FOR BREAKFAST!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Acolyte on November 17, 2013, 07:55:06 AM
H.R.H. Strauberi Stoufd Toast d'Francoise of the Fair house of Toast-Coffee.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Sophist on November 17, 2013, 08:25:48 AM
Herald, all Breakfast Citizens! All five houses now have at least one liege banner!

Camps will be erected (http://img.pandawhale.com/71500-laughing-lizard-gif-hehehe-YltH.jpeg) in the name of your house henceforth!
All enemy houses are now your sworn opponents! Lay waste!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 17, 2013, 10:05:38 AM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FjfE9IBa.png&hash=4bdc756c8328a939be0ba4954deff38d3c5d5567)
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Dr. Mc on November 17, 2013, 08:35:34 PM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.salon.com%2F2011%2F11%2Fbho-king.jpg&hash=7e6b9e27975d0950df8ac4ad4aade60b6d214af4)
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Dwarra? on November 17, 2013, 09:29:15 PM
I WILL EAT ALL OF YOU
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: strike on November 17, 2013, 09:32:19 PM
sure okay.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Irock on November 17, 2013, 10:54:10 PM
join team hitler

we put the "it" back in hitler

frühstück ist dumm, genossen
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: yuyu! on November 18, 2013, 02:54:28 AM
Breakfast is not stupid!

vy glupy !


(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.foodiggity.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2Fsuper-cereal6.jpeg&hash=90eea11b32dee729eb54b16a99570f357835fe10)
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 18, 2013, 03:57:39 AM
I can no longer stand by and watch as this war wages at my doorstep. The Stark armies are at the disposal of the cereal kingdom. I pledge my allegiance to you.

Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: IAMFORTE on November 18, 2013, 04:05:21 AM
I pledge allegiance to the House of Pancakes and Bacon, because Bacon
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Sophist on November 18, 2013, 04:19:17 AM
You have all been sworn under the banners of your houses!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: yuyu! on November 18, 2013, 04:48:13 AM
Quote from: Lord Eddard Stark on November 18, 2013, 03:57:39 AM
I can no longer stand by and watch as this war wages at my doorstep. The Stark armies are at the disposal of the cereal kingdom. I pledge my allegiance to you.

I am honored to have you as my loyal soviet rytsar (knight)

please, have a taste of some vkusnyy (tasty) cereal

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic3.businessinsider.com%2Fimage%2F51ffc8a4eab8ea255f000007-480%2Fcereal.jpg&hash=df0092f887082b683212c0f0da858da34fcee47a)
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Dr. Mc on November 18, 2013, 04:49:08 AM
Quote from: IAMFORTE on November 18, 2013, 04:05:21 AM
I pledge allegiance to the House of Pancakes and Bacon, because Bacon
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freedomsphoenix.com%2FUploads%2FGraphics%2F171%2F03%2F171-0319201518-obama-king-300-movie.jpg&hash=30057f5424a44bc02cb968002601222928f4202a)
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: yuyu! on November 18, 2013, 06:08:06 AM
Nay! Cereal is the best, and here's 5 reasons why:

1. It's quick to prepare
2. It's easy to prepare - even the most inept can enjoy this breakfast
3. It has low requirements - just add milk!
4. It comes in many shapes, sizes, colors and flavors!
5. It's mutable!

Spoiler for examples:
Cereal bars?
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.amazonaws.com%2Fgmi-digital-library%2F83b1979e-785c-4c0c-bf0f-ad373c6f6de4.jpg&hash=e1f96d561cd8ec841c65cfb232161acb995ecc97)

Or cereal cookies, perhaps?
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blog.generalmills.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fcereal-cookies.jpg&hash=6294ad0edc2d51b8fb4497b3166edd9132b75dd7)

Cake decorations!
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.commercialappeal.com%2Fwhining_dining%2Fcereal%2520cinnamon.jpg&hash=7cd2127249c45f82c46c0067cc35d52e764d41eb)
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: EvilM00s on November 18, 2013, 08:09:30 AM
Ha! You try to poison our land's good people with SUGAR! And you insult them by presenting a simple meal! Nay, vile temptress of grains, cheap prizes and communism, the egg reigns supreme in both it's versatility and nutritional content.

Zernovyye yavlyayetsya valovoy!
Vive le royaume des oeufs!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: strike on November 18, 2013, 08:28:21 AM
Quote from: EvilM00s on November 18, 2013, 08:09:30 AM
Ha! You try to poison our land's good people with SUGAR! And you insult them by presenting a simple meal! Nay, vile temptress of grains, cheap prizes and communism, the egg reigns supreme in both it's versatility and nutritional content.

Zernovyye yavlyayetsya valovoy!
Vive le royaume des oeufs!

CHOLESTEROL
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: EvilM00s on November 18, 2013, 09:28:44 AM
Quote from: Strike Reyhi on November 18, 2013, 08:28:21 AM
Quote from: EvilM00s on November 18, 2013, 08:09:30 AM
Ha! You try to poison our land's good people with SUGAR! And you insult them by presenting a simple meal! Nay, vile temptress of grains, cheap prizes and communism, the egg reigns supreme in both it's versatility and nutritional content.

Zernovyye yavlyayetsya valovoy!
Vive le royaume des oeufs!

CHOLESTEROL

CAFFEINE (and possibly just as much cholesterol from the creamer unless you use decaf and soy or non-fat)
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Sophist on November 18, 2013, 05:46:22 PM
Filthy rubber protein! You have nothing on the crispness of my fatherland.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Acolyte on November 18, 2013, 06:41:17 PM
Your crispiness cannot compare to the delicate crisp of my lineage. Ours is the most refined crisp in all the land.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: yuyu! on November 18, 2013, 09:22:32 PM
Pah! You're all too extravagant and pompous!

The common, working man has no time for your chest beating contests! Cereal is for EVERYONE!

COMMUNISM SHALL RULE!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Sophist on November 19, 2013, 02:50:07 AM
The divine and ever strong House of Waffle leads ahead! Bow before the crispy pattern!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 19, 2013, 03:16:58 PM
I hereby declare my allegiance to Waffle House.

Also French Toast is weakest toast.  It's toast pretending it's a waffle.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 19, 2013, 03:19:26 PM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.qkme.me%2F3tprmk.jpg&hash=a788c8e5b4424117916ab385cedef9d400b03b32)
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 19, 2013, 03:19:41 PM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.quickmeme.com%2Fimg%2Fd6%2Fd6cb717650ed93ab55c649a22fe52870371e02f0158997046d77d03c05ff8a50.jpg&hash=3ada21aa3492dc22c914a60e97339955703a8d7f)
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: bluntsword on November 19, 2013, 05:11:30 PM
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdata1.whicdn.com%2Fimages%2F66930010%2Flarge.gif&hash=2b6330c02281aa3d90465be259aa2710b99ba37d)

Long live house Coffee (and toast)
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 19, 2013, 05:17:30 PM
How does it feel to know that the most expensive coffee in the world is made with poop?

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F8%2F83%2FIndonesian_farmer_shows_coffee_beans_already_digested_by_Asian_Palm_Civet%252C_but_before_cleaning_and_roasting.jpg&hash=d700edb7400fbd7d57ada2fd16fd6059422a2d86)
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: bluntsword on November 19, 2013, 05:40:08 PM
That worker looks awfully sad.

And I can think of several reasons why he would be.

Viva la folgers!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 19, 2013, 05:48:32 PM
It's because he's harvesting poop coffee when he could be making waffles.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Moss. on November 19, 2013, 08:05:16 PM
Screw this, I'm hitching up the caravan.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: yuyu! on November 19, 2013, 10:41:18 PM
Cereal has more variety than any of your petty partisan snacks! :mad:
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 20, 2013, 12:58:12 AM
Quote from: yuyubabe on November 19, 2013, 10:41:18 PM
Cereal has more variety than any of your petty partisan snacks! :mad:

The first dry cereal was created by a fundamentalist who wanted to create a food so bland it could not possibly be sinful.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: yuyu! on November 20, 2013, 01:06:08 AM
Quote from: NAMKCOR, die Waffel Waffe on November 20, 2013, 12:58:12 AM
The first dry cereal was created by a fundamentalist who wanted to create a food so bland it could not possibly be sinful.

At least we did not eat food once imprinted with the crucifixion scene! How grotesque! :mad:
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Sophist on November 20, 2013, 01:13:31 AM
Fools! Waffle has no error of history. It has been ever delicious.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: yuyu! on November 20, 2013, 01:16:30 AM
Ever delicious with a DEAD GUY imprinted on it!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Sophist on November 20, 2013, 01:17:44 AM
You mistake my kingdom for the original traitors, toast.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Acolyte on November 20, 2013, 02:05:10 AM
It is not our fault that the holy house of Toast-Coffee was the one chosen by the divine. Though I can hardly blame him for wanting the best breakfast to house his visage.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 20, 2013, 03:16:17 AM
Quote from: yuyubabe on November 20, 2013, 01:16:30 AM
Ever delicious with a DEAD GUY imprinted on it!

You mean like all of those mexicans that buy toasters that make jesus show up on their toast?
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: pacdiggity on November 20, 2013, 05:20:58 AM
I dare any of you to claim you don't want Lucky Charms right fucking now. That's right, you all do.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Sophist on November 20, 2013, 05:25:40 AM
You mean sugar marshmallows and tooth shrapnel? No thanks.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: yuyu! on November 20, 2013, 05:45:57 AM
Quote from: Pac on November 20, 2013, 05:20:58 AM
I dare any of you to claim you don't want Lucky Charms right fucking now. That's right, you all do.

This man knows what he's talking about! He has a CHILDHOOD.

Quote from: Sophist on November 20, 2013, 05:25:40 AM
You mean sugar marshmallows and tooth shrapnel? No thanks.

That pales in comparison to your tooth-melting syrup. Bwah hah hah!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: pacdiggity on November 20, 2013, 06:11:42 AM
Quote from: Sophist on November 20, 2013, 05:25:40 AM
You mean sugar marshmallows and tooth shrapnel? No thanks.
Is it hard to type when your fingers are coated in syrup?
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Sophist on November 20, 2013, 07:59:19 AM
Do you eat your cereal with your fingers?

The answer is probably yes, because you're a filthy cerealic era barbarian. Get with the iron!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: pacdiggity on November 20, 2013, 12:24:01 PM
Do you go to sleep with your face and hands on?
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: bluntsword on November 20, 2013, 01:06:25 PM
While all of you are still trying to recover from the debilitating disorder
You call "sleep," the kingdom of coffee will be up for hours on end plotting your demise in a jittery and caffeine altered state.

Fools! You death will be swift and caffeine free!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 21, 2013, 01:30:53 AM
Quote from: yuyubabe on November 20, 2013, 05:45:57 AM
Quote from: Pac on November 20, 2013, 05:20:58 AM
I dare any of you to claim you don't want Lucky Charms right fucking now. That's right, you all do.

This man knows what he's talking about! He has a CHILDHOOD.

Quote from: Sophist on November 20, 2013, 05:25:40 AM
You mean sugar marshmallows and tooth shrapnel? No thanks.

That pales in comparison to your tooth-melting syrup. Bwah hah hah!

Waffles are versatile.  They can be outfitted with any number of healthy toppings.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 21, 2013, 01:31:47 AM
Quote from: bluntsword on November 20, 2013, 01:06:25 PM
While all of you are still trying to recover from the debilitating disorder
You call "sleep," the kingdom of coffee will be up for hours on end plotting your demise in a jittery and caffeine altered state.

Fools! You death will be swift and caffeine free!

Caffeine is an addiction.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: yuyu! on November 21, 2013, 03:30:10 AM
Quote from: NAMKCOR, die Waffel Waffe on November 21, 2013, 01:30:53 AM
Waffles are versatile.  They can be outfitted with any number of healthy toppings.

You know what's even more versatile than waffles?

CEREAL. :mad:
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: bluntsword on November 21, 2013, 02:33:13 PM
Quote from: NAMKCOR, die Waffel Waffe on November 21, 2013, 01:31:47 AM
Quote from: bluntsword on November 20, 2013, 01:06:25 PM
While all of you are still trying to recover from the debilitating disorder
You call "sleep," the kingdom of coffee will be up for hours on end plotting your demise in a jittery and caffeine altered state.

Fools! You death will be swift and caffeine free!

Caffeine is an addiction.

Noted.

I NEED MORRRRE!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: EvilM00s on November 21, 2013, 07:55:34 PM
You who call yourselves communists... you fail to realize the egg IS the realisation of society's workers cooperating! We feed the chickens, they feed us and in doing so become our object of affection- but neither could exist without the other!

And you, coffee man! Without your feces-beans, what are you? ASLEEP! With your feces-beans, what are you? FULL OF POOP!

I see no one else has realised the glory of Eggs... I shall then stand alone if I must!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Dr. Mc on November 21, 2013, 08:03:57 PM
Quote from: EvilM00s on November 21, 2013, 07:55:34 PM
but neither could exist without the other!

Lies! We still have bacon, and with pancakes no less! Your lower class commoners could never understand the importance of bacon AND pancakes. Simpletons.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: EvilM00s on November 21, 2013, 08:06:31 PM
And YOU fail to understand that EGGS are essential to the creation of all that the WAFFLE and PANCAKE kingdoms hold dear!

Chickens, we go on strike tonight! MWAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Dr. Mc on November 21, 2013, 08:16:56 PM
I dont need your chickens anyway! I have an army of pigs at my disposal! Your puny chickens are NOTHING!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: EvilM00s on November 21, 2013, 08:19:47 PM
And with those words doth the pancake house fall! We shall meet you outside the royal coop walls for battle!

*readys eggapult*
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Dr. Mc on November 21, 2013, 08:23:19 PM
You shall fall Chicken King!

*Readies the pigs with steel armor*
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: EvilM00s on November 21, 2013, 08:34:12 PM
Don all the armour you wish! These eggs are... Hard Boiled.

Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 21, 2013, 08:48:52 PM
I'm glad we never met on the field, Ser EvilMoos. As is my waifu. I don't think the widofu's life would suit her.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Dr. Mc on November 21, 2013, 09:38:28 PM
Dont forget my hot Syrup! I shall drench your nation!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 21, 2013, 10:15:23 PM
Quote from: EvilM00s on November 21, 2013, 08:06:31 PM
And YOU fail to understand that EGGS are essential to the creation of all that the WAFFLE and PANCAKE kingdoms hold dear!

Chickens, we go on strike tonight! MWAHAHAHA!


> implying Egg kingdom controls the entire chicken trade
> implying House Waffle doesn't have its own private coops hatched from imported Eggs in case of emergency


Just because you worship a small part of a greater whole does not make you superior in any way.

You are an ingredient, not a meal.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Sophist on November 21, 2013, 11:12:35 PM
We have simply taken the inferior breakfast and made it perfect.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: EvilM00s on November 22, 2013, 03:20:52 AM
Well played, my crunchy foes, well played.

Very well, I retreat for a strategic rally... for now.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: pacdiggity on November 22, 2013, 06:20:06 AM
Quote from: EvilM00s on November 22, 2013, 03:20:52 AM
Well played, my crunchy foes, well played.

Very well, I retreat for a strategic rally... for now.

How fitting for a knight to back out of such a situation, the cowardice reminiscent of the chickens from whose cloaca you feast.

Eww.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Irock on November 22, 2013, 06:35:25 AM
waffelhaus
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: EvilM00s on November 22, 2013, 08:45:45 PM
Quote from: Pac on November 22, 2013, 06:20:06 AM
Quote from: EvilM00s on November 22, 2013, 03:20:52 AM
Well played, my crunchy foes, well played.

Very well, I retreat for a strategic rally... for now.

How fitting for a knight to back out of such a situation, the cowardice reminiscent of the chickens from whose cloaca you feast.

Eww.

Silence! Peasant, ye who refuse to even fight! Rekindle your war-spirit, my yolky host, and before we go on to deprive waffle-lovers of syrup AND hot irons, we shall invade Australia! Let them drink bleach! Next shall the Cereal Bolsheviks spill their milk upon the field of combat! Finally we shall move on to the capitalist regime of the Pancake People, and their false fluffy buttermilk paradise shall fall flat!

 Sunny side up, men! Onward to victory!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 22, 2013, 09:49:46 PM
You should be more cautious, Egg.  You are an ingredient in two of the three empires you seek to overthrow.  You are only where you are today because of demand for your namesake, but should you attack us, we will withdraw our trade agreements.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: EvilM00s on November 22, 2013, 11:34:22 PM
Do so, and it will be only your Kingdgoms that suffer! Without my citizens you are NOTHING, but we are sufficient unto ourselves, and we cook in under a minute!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Acolyte on November 23, 2013, 12:42:26 AM
The Toast-Coffee kingdom has allied itself with the Kingdom of Egg. With our cunning and their might, we shall be victorious together.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 23, 2013, 12:51:22 AM
My pretend internet Husbando and I are getting married. We fomaly invite Toast-Coffee and Eggs kingdom to the wedding.

Spoiler for:
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Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Sophist on November 23, 2013, 12:51:35 AM
You are no longer friends with the Toast-Coffee Empire! Culture has decreased across the empire.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 23, 2013, 01:33:15 AM
Quote from: EvilM00s on November 22, 2013, 11:34:22 PM
Do so, and it will be only your Kingdgoms that suffer! Without my citizens you are NOTHING, but we are sufficient unto ourselves, and we cook in under a minute!

I reiterate from earlier.


> implying House Waffle doesn't have its own private coops hatched from imported Eggs in case of emergency


Your citizens are but side dishes.  INGREDIENTS.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: EvilM00s on November 23, 2013, 03:21:05 AM
Your carefully guarded "private coops" and "ingredients" are my soldiers and their weapons! ALL OF THEM! You have been infiltrated!

I am honored beyond words to accept the defense of Her Most Royal Majesty, whose entourage I shall personally guard with over 3,000 of my featheriest knightesses at all times.
They've all had coffee. You have been warned.

Vive les Royauxes Ouvre du Coq et Tostes D'Francoise!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Acolyte on November 23, 2013, 03:57:46 AM
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Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 23, 2013, 07:27:45 PM
Quote from: EvilM00s on November 23, 2013, 03:21:05 AM
Your carefully guarded "private coops" and "ingredients" are my soldiers and their weapons! ALL OF THEM! You have been infiltrated!

Hahahaha...you're a funny one.  Our chickens have been systematically bred for years behind your back.  They know nothing of the outside world.  The original generation of chickens is long since dead.

Our chickens know only loyalty.  They live to create the waffles of the future.  Dedicated to a stronger and greater whole.  They give of themselves and live comfortably within our coops.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: EvilM00s on November 23, 2013, 07:35:52 PM
Quote from: NAMKCOR, die Waffel Waffe on November 23, 2013, 07:27:45 PM
Our chickens know only loyalty. 

Yes. TO ME! I hope you enjoy the taste of Salmonella!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 23, 2013, 07:48:12 PM
We pasteurize our eggs.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: EvilM00s on November 23, 2013, 07:57:25 PM
Quote from: NAMKCOR, die Waffel Waffe on November 23, 2013, 07:48:12 PM
We pasteurize our eggs.

PERVERTS!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on November 23, 2013, 08:00:54 PM
Why doesn't anybody want to come to my wedding? :sadface:
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 23, 2013, 08:02:23 PM
Quote from: EvilM00s on November 23, 2013, 07:57:25 PM
Quote from: NAMKCOR, die Waffel Waffe on November 23, 2013, 07:48:12 PM
We pasteurize our eggs.

PERVERTS!

You're simply injured in your nethers because you realize that pasteurized eggs are safe from salmonella.  Even if the cluckers were under your sway, you have no way of using them.

Unless of course you want to know how the walls of their coops look.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: haloOfTheSun on November 23, 2013, 08:58:38 PM
Shut up, boe
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Sophist on November 23, 2013, 09:29:04 PM
The noble house of Waffle has declared an offer for a treaty of cooperation between ourselves and the house of Pancakes and Bacon, so that we might crush the folly of the Egg Kingdom and the 30-minute-later poop fest that is Toast-Coffee.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: yuyu! on November 24, 2013, 02:55:01 AM
I'll attend your wedding, boe.



Everyone is building alliances. House cereal is confused and somewhat delighted.
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: Dr. Mc on November 24, 2013, 02:55:33 AM
Quote from: Sophist on November 23, 2013, 09:29:04 PM
The noble house of Waffle has declared an offer for a treaty of cooperation between ourselves and the house of Pancakes and Bacon, so that we might crush the folly of the Egg Kingdom and the 30-minute-later poop fest that is Toast-Coffee.

We will be unstoppable!
Title: Re: Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!
Post by: tSwitch on November 25, 2013, 03:08:33 PM
I had waffles for breakfast.